The worst footwear for pole?

[@pcblite7203]

Perfect example of "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it"

[@MinerDiner]

Literally everyone who likes Dark Souls 2

[@theaddictofgaming9174]

​@@MinerDinerI have 110 hours in DS2 and less then 5 in any other souls game. It just came at the right time for me

[@jbear9]

This is me any time people are trashing a show or movie I enjoy. I'm not gonna try to change your mind but I like it.

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

the knuckles show, idk if it was good from a critics perspective but it was fun!

[@XemeraldXD]

​@@6Shots_ofEspressosame for Sonic Boom! Well the show anyways, i doubt theres a person on earth who likes those games

[@nicholasbiazevich868]

Came for the archery but fan service is very appreciated

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

Oh you came alright

[@flowerducky276]

@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179omg-

[@beartrap6367]

​@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179I think most of us did

[@kuroyamichi]

​@@beartrap6367he knows what he's doing 👀💦 he's aware of the power he has against us

[@estebanod]

Came on the fan service

[@angelaphsiao]

Personal taste beats out any objective measures

[@blumineck]

Always!

[@Menuki]

The literal waifu over meta argument

[@echoawoo7195]

That's because objective data doesn't tell you anything about subjective experience.

[@t0adstoolll]

@@echoawoo7195like expected probability vs actual probability

[@echoawoo7195]

@t0adstoolll no. That's an issue of sample size of objective data and incomplete models. No amount of objective data can ever tell you anything about the subjective experience. It's not that the model is incomplete, it's that objective data doesn't translate into qualia. Given two identical events with 100.00% precision, you can have two unique experiences. Put simply, you can tell if a person is in a hot room, but you can't tell if that person is hot. You can try to infer that using objective data, but it will only ever be an inference. They could be sweating and be comfortable. Or they could be shivering and be hot. You can't tell, you can only ask.

[@tabbycat55]

Jumping stilts, 11/10. 🤣😂

[@blumineck]

They are the Best Worst- the Borst, if you will

[@A_Shrubbery1901]

@@blumineck i will not

[@natanbagley8949]

​@@blumineck I won't do Borst, but I do like борщт!

[@codesoft.mp4]

The jumping stilts are straight out of portal

[@MidnightRook19579]

It's the choreography

[@FelixVG]

A friend once told me theres a market for the working boots poledancing videos. Definitely a friend.

[@SaheeliRai]

There is a market for everything. Sometimes it's just a really small market.

[@peteralthoff6920]

Watch out for the Doc Martens Pole Dancing Academy 😂

[@blumineck]

@@SaheeliRaitruth!

[@fariahcriss5696]

They're big on kilts in that market too. So I've heard. From a friend. Definitely a friend.

[@SomnusLucisCaelum]

Stilts and fur costumes make a very profitable market too. 👀

[@Binary-]

I absolutely love the aesthetic of people doing incredible graceful things in casual sports wear (like ballerinas practicing in soccer shorts), so for me the sneakers are a vibe 😂

[@blumineck]

Fair!

[@yahhav345]

You made me think of ballerinas in snickers, and I cringed at how painful it would be to toestand on something like this. Still can't believe some people can actually toestand shoeless, it's fucking nuts

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

⁠@@blumineckhonestly the work boots have the same vibe, like a drag queen just came from the steel mill and didn’t have time to change

[@goldilock2069]

@@yahhav345 Yeah, shoeless is kinda another level, you need really strong toes for that. That said, I've done ballet as a kid, and I have no issues with doing it really short-term in most shoes with any support; in protective footwear that I have at work I can do it basically at any time, which is fun because it freaks people out a bit.

[@ionacmitchell]

The boots + kilt combo is so sick!!

[@blumineck]

It’s a fun vibe!

[@wendy645]

Agreed!!

[@charleston1789]

Heck yes!

[@beccadavies3522]

Loving the artful kilt grab.. I love the you tube gods that brought your channel to my algorithm

[@blumineck]

Poling in a kilt is an exercise in fabric physics 😂

[@dead_channe1]

Yeah! It looks so good on him for what 😭

[@takclaw10]

Why is he so attractive?! 🤣

[@DoogieRace]

He made a video about this! :D tl;dr: because he feels comfortable with what he's wearing and is doing something he's passionate about.

[@chaoticautistic7113]

​@@DoogieRace that's why he does it, not why he looks good doing it. But I guess confidence actually can be sexy🥵

[@mrekozack7817]

​@@chaoticautistic7113 confidence is definitely an attractive trait to me so yes

[@VikingTeddy]

He certainly makes me feel things and question.

[@clgr1323]

Cuz elf genes, duh

[@shortvidsbcyes]

HESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING N THATS WHAT THEY GONNA DO ONE OF THEDAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU

[@chondele]

I was waiting for this comment.😂

[@dxrkmxrchangel]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUUTTTT

[@banger1454]

The day I can pull my body weight up to look like I’m walking on air is the day I have my dream body. Good work sir!

[@blumineck]

Thank you!

[@mooki-forever]

Bro’s a bear and a twink at the same time without being an otter, i have no idea how he achieved this power.

[@martindinner3621]

Bear and twink I'm familiar with...what's an otter?

[@KurosakiYukigo]

​@@martindinner3621An otter is like a bear but skinny

[@20000dino]

@@martindinner3621 A skinnier, smaller in stature bear. Not to confuse with cubs, which share the same stature as bears, but are shorter.

[@SakuraVarietyChannel]

He’s nearly hairless he’s far from a bear

[@coreflakes]

druid talk

[@PupRiku]

Topless and in a kilt? You're killing me

[@ms.pirate]

Hmm those stilts looks great if you are gonna dress up as one of those creatures that has the bottom half of a goat. Cover them with fur and hoves and you got a renaissance fair pole dancer. Or something cybernetic costume

[@KnotAnOwl]

Digigrade stilts are also great for saytrs (goat men)!

[@ho1y_9uacamo1e]

i was exiting the comment section but then i was like “wait was that cyno’s bday art?” (It’s actually the first official art of him without his headdress)

[@WoodLands_internet]

STOP THATS WHAT I WAS THING

[@SrryIQuitYT]

….THE FACT THIS IS ON MY FYP IS A SIGN.

[@Larabro]

YES

[@aveonlea]

youtube... is this a sign that im reallly just gay?

[@AdumbroDeus]

Probably

[@weirdbookshelf49]

Man has the aperture science landing shoes

[@lore644]

long fall boots

[@clgr1323]

u can buy them for 200 and jump like a goddamn kangaroo, first learn to walk in stilts and then enjoy being a cyborg

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

Not me thinking I could just go straight into the jumping stilts and skip the standard stilts because I want to do the Chell sprinting and jumping.😅 ​@@clgr1323

[@eolhinforest7736]

All he needs is singing turrets and an insane AI.

[@heelturn2]

"these things" are just the long fall boots from portal

[@OdinsSage]

Omg. That's why they look so familiar XD

[@lewiswalker4089]

YOU HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO SAY "THESE BOOT WERE MADE FOR WALKING"

[@bridgettegrogan172]

He said words close enough and had the tune in the background.

[@Gurmudgin]

Jumping stilts? I’m pretty certain Aperture Science wants them back.

[@Lillith.]

The rule of cool applies... Always

[@eccoregames6679]

This man is so hot omg

[@Boomshakataka0]

AYO?!

[@JustLonelyGhosts]

Literally omgg

[@eccoregames6679]

@@Boomshakataka0 Ayo what? I didn't say anything that wasn't true.

[@snowy-wintrrs]

and in the skirt outfit too like omg

[@Boomshakataka0]

@@eccoregames6679i repeat AYO🤨

[@uncipaws7643]

Wearing a kilt for pole dancing: You notice which way gravity works, audience notices what (if anything) you wear underneath.

[@kardoxfabricanus7590]

now do high heels!

[@nerdyninjatemptress]

He did that in the first video. Check his channel, it won’t be far down.

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

As a drag king who knows a bit of pole, i basically must perform in dress shoes with heels on them no less! And yes i am a professional clown.

[@OdinsSage]

Are walking stilts really "shoes" though?

[@niello5944]

Can you put them on the bottom of your feet and walk though?

[@LaClimSx]

@@niello5944You can with socks but that doesn’t mean they’re shoes

[@grutarg2938]

How about sandals or flip-flips? They seem like they'd be even worse and possibly fall off.

[@NYKevin100]

On the other hand, maybe you want them to "fall off" so that you can transition to barefoot pole work. It all depends on the vibe you're going for.

[@jonathanfarquhar]

The boots are a vibe

[@katesampleseverything]

Just when I think "surely, this man has no more hidden talents or tricks up his sleeve" you do something like pole dance as a bloody satyr and I absolutely love it 🔥🔥 12/10 - Beloved

[@beauxbatten]

the body roll on the stilts is so funny. I will be adding that to the list of things to think about when I'm upset

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

okay okay KZbin, im gay, now stop with the pole dancing!

[@Starlight_shimmer836]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@leontoro4737]

Real

[@Starlight_shimmer836]

What the hell did i stumble upon

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

@@Starlight_shimmer836 KZbin has had me watch 71 pole dancing videos in a single week!

[@Starlight_shimmer836]

Thats it,no more youtube for me!

[@nafo_good_fella3452]

Boots & kilt 🤤

[@kyaksachan502]

fuck I love your confidence and all your abilities always amaze goddamnit mf, I'm so glad I found your channel a while back.

[@Larabro]

KZbin IS THIS SOME SORT OF SIGN?

[@MinerDiner]

Wait a sec so Portal's Long Fall Boots are basically just jumping stilts...

[@martindinner3621]

An upgraded version, but yes.

[@V-lj4j]

What about barefoot shoes

[@Robynhoodlum]

Work boots. Tartan skirt. Leather vest with buckles. This is the combo I needed today!😂

[@Jezzie653]

6 inch heels

[@mammoneymelon]

obsessed with the kilt + boots combo ngl

[@Lord_Ivoundy_Creood]

Truely MAKE SKIRTS MANLY AGAIN

[@Surge-kk6ew]

This Channel is slowly making me bisexual and I’m all here for it

[@That_one_guy_2000]

Ok hear me out david. Do an archery video with jumping stilts

[@silviavalentine3812]

And see if he can hit a target much farther away!

[@ZOMBOB.]

These boots were made for walkn

[@Decade_The_TimeFairy]

And that is what they'll do. (Continue if yk the audio/song)

[@bloxeditss]

​@@Decade_The_TimeFairyand one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 🔥

[@Decade_The_TimeFairy]

@@bloxeditss :insert music:

[@random_number_sequence]

we need more men wearing skirts/kilts

[@TheMoonlight1711]

yeah men with skirts slay

[@ZarkimL]

...and pole dancing 😏

[@Cynical_Socialist]

OMG LOVE THE KILT

[@kristajohnson9173]

this better not awaken anything in me

[@scottsimpson5398]

Omg yes, love it when someone can pull off a great kilt look. Couldn't help but notice a little extra thigh under it though, perhaps there was a reason he grabbed it and tried so hard not to lift his legs too high? 🤔🤫

[@slightlygloomy4378]

@@scottsimpson5398 you should see his videos where he pole dances in nothing but some tiny boxers 😭 this man is so fine (respectfully)

[@TheLeastOfficialOfBros]

That's a mighty impressive shoe collection

[@LoztiaOnAT]

when this man slid down the pole and i heard his thighs go SQUEEE i actually teared up and started crying because the CHAFFING.

[@futabagaming9541]

I think something awakend in me by seeing this guy in boots and a kilt

[@julialumina1615]

That “walk up” in the air was amazing

[@blumineck]

It’s one of my favourite tricks!

[@crazysasha1374]

I feel like dress shoes shouldn't be painful to wear, I think you just need to find different dress shoes for your feet.

[@chibinecco1981]

This. If your shoes are painful, they don't fit. You should be able to walk fair distances on level ground without pain in any and all shoes. If you can't, they're the wrong shoe for you. Now, dress shoes aren't MEANT for that; it's likely to wear them out, but it shouldn't hurt. ADDENDUM: if you have tried all manner of shoe in all manner of scenes, you may have a joint problem or high arches and need to see a podiatrist.

[@--------04]

I don't know about him, but in my case I tried to search for formal shoes that were comfortable to wear without success.

[@hayana-sanjo]

Does all formal shoes are fit for dancing(on the pole too, in this case)? Because I was teached dancing formal shoes are comepletely different beasts from "office type" of formals.

[@SaheeliRai]

​@@hayana-sanjono, they are different. At least for womens heels, caused by fit and grip and how flexible the sole is.

[@uncipaws7643]

There are actually "barefoot" business shoes nowadays that are lightweight, flat, have enough space in the toe box and generally don't disturb much while being totally presentable for business situations.

[@AstoraNoble]

I might be gay now

[@dudenamedchris3325]

Damn, I don't like men, but you really make me think again

[@TomerShneor]

Well there's your problem, those boots were made for walking and that is what they'll do.

[@nikofaershee4235]

When I followed this elf ranger for archery I wasn't expecting to also get a pole dancing bad. Not disappoint 10/10

[@lore644]

bro got the long fall boots from portal up in this

[@makimaki500]

I was just about to say that

[@moontim4620]

These things look kind of sexy..cyberpunk vibe...

[@OreganoTheRaccoon]

He got them Portal boots. 11/10

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

Omg that's FANTASTIC!! 😂😂😂 _Hey! Hey Chell! Get over here! You gotta see this!_

[@leokonge4624]

I'd love a routine in full barbarian cosplay you've got enough skin to probably get through your moves but the weapons would make it really funny

[@cupcakemedia1143]

one of the things I want to do when I get to my ideal weight is take up pole dancing. Right now, I still have so much mass that I get tired too quickly and start sweating like CRAZY. Still, I'm almost 50 lbs down, hopefully by next spring/summer I'll have lost another 50 and will be ready to learn!

[@theforestofoak]

"they don't particularly look great" the work boots and the kilt undeniably look fantastic

[@c_p1858]

DUDE THE KILT? Cool asf

[@s4047andstuff]

it has pockets!

[@c_p1858]

@@s4047andstuff 🥹even better ❤️

[@hiwaga7399]

love how vibes alone is worth 5 points

[@digitaljanus]

I think it's true for most performance arts.

[@ZeketheZombXD]

The work boots matched the skirt/kilt(?) so well oml:0

[@brachiosnores7829]

Curious about rock climbing shoes now

[@URvlogger5098]

I never knew jumping stilts existed XD where would you usually use them? Wait, better question... *Why* do they even exist? In what particular target market could you ever sell these things and make a profit out off? What problem were they designed to solve and what could have possibly made these cost effective? I need answers!

[@martindinner3621]

Why do they exist? Well...circuses and werewolf movies.

[@alaricbarber3680]

i have zero interest in poll dancing, the only reason i am subbed is I still can't tell if your human or a woodelf?!?!?

[@s4047andstuff]

that skirt has pockets!! 😍✨

[@clairepettie]

10/10 for any dancer who can make the combat boot/kilt combo look so natural on the pole.

[@Trellnixx]

I love "these boots are made for walking" playing in the background lol

[@Seth_aVerySweetGuy]

Sorry, but OH MY GOD YOU LOOK STUNNING IN THAT KILT (i think i nearly suffocated, it's THAT GOOD)

[@cathl4953]

The jumping stilts just need some led lights and they'll be THE vibe

[@mousegrey6747]

Ducked into the comments to say something like I love how much you love the jumping boots (the way beloved cancels out all the negatives to give it 11/10 is absolutely the sort of thing that makes me grin and make squee noises while I’m reading, as embarrassing as that is). I’m probably rambling though because dang your fans are thirsty. You’re a brave man.

[@RatedManatee]

I like my partners like I like my shoes. -Grippy -Comfy -Safe

[@carloguerrero6583]

Gosh now that's Art. le High kind. You've made me figure out my type :'3

[@DeadPotatoX_X]

“These boots were made for walking” moment

[@snowangel92100]

Please try grippy hospital/ slipper socks

[@marocat4749]

You could do a whole series there. What about literal clowns shoes, or ballerina footwear? sandals? flip flops XD , ok you did high heels, barefoot shoes , hmm ok not a series but maybe another video.

[@jongkittae]

the entire boots outfit is a vibe

[@ezzzzyyy]

I want to do pole dancing sob 😭

[@robertstull8759]

I have to disagree... those leather boots definitely DO FIT the aesthetic and the vibe... at least from where I'm sitting

[@chyrchhella7804]

This dude was randomly popping up in my yt shorts occasionally with some cool archery videos, but now I saw this… I was not ready for this, but that might be the best twist I’ve seen in ages 😍

[@TailsDollIncorporeider]

Those things.... There wouldn't be enough friction, but I would like to see a stilts fursuiter doing a rutine, it'd look cool I think

[@mr.stolenkneecaps123]

Wait i thought bro just shot arrows and shit 💀

[@pantrovert-x8921]

I've always called those "Kangaroo shoes"!

[@natanbagley8949]

Always a delight to glimpse your humour. I was wondering where the jumping stilts were from the last video and I'm glad that they got top marks!

[@AlexisDouFlo]

Best archery content ever 🙌 🏹

[@Sillybillydog]

hiking boots aren’t comfortable once you’ve done ten tors 💀💀

[@KarolaTea]

Really appreciate these objective reviews :D

[@yeet6362]

The work boots could help with building some strength. But, you would be limited in some things obviously. Lol

[@nightflighttheartist7123]

There's a reason why I love this channel, and it's science. I freaking love learning. /gen

[@Moon_Drawz]

I love how it gets an 11 out of ten after being the second worst thing on the list

[@asterpartin3319]

Said this on another video already but I feel I must again make it known: H O T D A M N🔥

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

them stilts could let you dress up like a werewolf except a werewolf costume would probably have terrible grip.

[@welp-oy6mp]

Tell me why I thought of Portal because of the jumping stilts-

[@landanmoore8713]

Those jumping stilts kinda look like the ankle things Chell wears to prevent fall damage.

[@ermactuallywsg]

Is it just me or is this guy just really SCRUMPTIOUS

[@Stay_away_from_my_swamp_water]

As a pole the best dancing shoes are slippers as I'm not gonna dance inside cuz scawy and I'm not gonna wear shoes inside

[@zekkenliaison2117]

He knows what he's doing and i not only respect, but also appreciate it

[@AliCatGtz]

Absolutely dig the jumping stilts, oddly sexy, 11/10 is proper 👏 Well done, Well done 👏👏👏

[@TheVeryLastLardeen]

Dude really just has to keep appearing on my feed to remind me im not straight