The WORST GTA Clones on ITCH.IO (Bad itch.io Games)

[@qzeq]

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[@itsmeatlal]

Heh

[@devansmell]

true fact bro

[@PapeusHabemus]

Yo mr.white you really convinced me to get qzeq's channel membership I'll join him fast as it's possible.

[@shadezblade9075]

yes

[@MadF8]

Jesse,gta saratow is a russian shit parody!!!!!

[@bencesilling5862]

2:41 Ahh, the Nostalgia!

[@halfbakedproductions7887]

Grand Theft Cringe deserves a solid 9/10 for effort. They really did try. Wouldn't take too much more work to get fighting implemented and the driving mechanics sharpened up a bit.

[@iron_boy_2008]

Nah its 9 out of 11 since its a disaster tho

[@borivojestankovic6352]

@@iron_boy_2008 AAAAAAAHHH NICE

[@pedrogames-sf4zu]

​​@@iron_boy_2008 thats a good one

[@stanisawstanczyk5526]

​@@iron_boy_2008good one

[@TheElusiveReality]

to be fair, the one at 3:57 is pretty faithful to the original GTA

[@immernochanders776]

IT WAS NOT THE MOST GTA WE SAW IN THE VIDEO. I SAW THE REAL GTA VICE CITY. hell nooooooo

[@azazallthinggamer6807]

I saw the real gta v gta vice city gta san gta 3 gta 4 gta san definitive eddtion

[@penjajahshort1674]

He just installed that and tried the code

[@freeindialegionenjoyer1999]

Source?

[@immernochanders776]

@@penjajahshort1674 ik it was a joke. I think 173 ppl understood

[@immernochanders776]

@@freeindialegionenjoyer1999 ?

[@wsnt]

5:46 🤣 this is a pre-built game omg

[@hiteshshekhawat3346]

I remember playing it on browser

[@SatyamRaj_07]

It's not an Android game. I have played this on my 3g tizen phone. It's name is Grand Crime Gangsta Vice Miami

[@TheFoxdaWa]

​@@SatyamRaj_07they never said it was an Android game ?

[@scottl.1568]

Thanks for reminding us all that the Vice City soundtrack is STILL undefeated 21 years later 😎

[@kiroshinobi9135]

2:18 is so nostalgic, God damn the memories bro the memories.

[@zhxn9210]

3:53 that is literally a scratch game

[@romaniansof]

7:26 from a Romanian.Mamaia is a seaside resort which litteraly translates to granny(or grandma),the screenshot shows what seems to me like a old dacia police car

[@Rareselu24]

Yeah. It’s a screenshot from the original mamaia vice mod which was quite “huge” back in 08/09 approximately. I think you can actually still find that mod alongside gta Bucharest (san andreas mod) and gta Romania 1 and 2 (a gta 3 mod)

[@mohaadnan1345]

4:57 LOL

[@CaptainbomberSaqib7624]

2:51 tommy having good times with the ladies 💀

[@Bass_Reaper_]

THIS IS YOUR WAY TO SHINE!!! 💀

[@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim]

6:44 most useless blurring on a text ever 😂

[@martinlex8369]

You should totally play the official GTA Vice City Mamaia mod. It's legendary in Romanian gaming culture and was a big part of my childhood!

I remember I had a version with everything unlocked, vremuri bune.

[@stefan20034]

Adevarat cel mai bun joc

[@mihailazarel6054]

Îmi place Harghita

[@sorin5255]

True 🥺

[@MitacAndrei-d3n]

You are right

[@Spongybobby1]

7:46 ROMANIA 💀

[@ibill4647]

That Romania

[@tebogomekgoe4226]

2:46 he did show them a good time

[@danut7330]

1:47 Supercell intro.

[@geometryontrack2991]

5:37 GRAND DAD

[@worldwidenemesis]

i noticed it too 😂

[@felipenavas4797]

FLINSTONES

[@ypuuh]

Bruh this feels like when literally every single little kid wanted to play gta v so badly but since theyre little kids their parents didnt let them so they go on the app store and try to find gta free version

[@SalvadorDeTotorOFFICIAL]

"Mom can we have Radal?" "We have Radal at home" Radal at home:

[@DuckDucky714]

Nah man its glizbert glizzanovic

[@fannyfanny7950]

I wonder if they will make a collab

[@GamerSphere64]

ngl i like qzeq more

[@ShXTGUN.]

qzeq never fails to make us laugh.

[@Itsyaboystewie20007progaming]

Пшшш, он просто нуб

[@rambolevi]

almost every airsoft player: no full auto in buildings boys that one guy: 9:40

[@The_Fox404]

Hey qzeq! I'm a new subscriber for a few weeks now and i love the hell out of the content you make. Keep it up! Have a great day!

[@qzeq]

Thank you so much! Welcome to the community

[@boneskkksk]

me too, but i subscribed now lol, but his content is awesome

[@The_Fox404]

@@boneskkksk Ik right? It's giving me RADAL vibes.

[@boneskkksk]

@@The_Fox404 yeahh

[@Puxi]

@@qzeq Love you so much man, me watch your videos all day long. Did you got claimed for using the songs?

[@GRAH_]

imagine qzeq and radal meet

[@xXLesterGamingXx]

Fr

[@vraddictt]

The universe would collapse

[@ochinchn_sama8238]

that vice city scene is so hillarous.💀

[@mvyper]

Vice City has such an awesome soundtrack. Instant sing along.

[@LiminalSearchingThings]

0:19 I played this as a kid without knowing it was a rip off, thanks for making me realize I played a game that is a copy cat

[@danielalejandroandrademedi9051]

9:25 RED BRAZILIAN GTA MAN IS BACK

[@Sonert162]

1:37 i think this is perfect

[@TylerGreen]

Thanks for playing my GTA game!!

[@cruise1o1]

1:52 you didn't mean that right?😂😂

[@LeKoss]

9:00 LEON AND CHICA LMFAO

[@tadzikowyypl2727]

4:33 call the ambulance call the ambulance but not for me ;D

[@Bass_Reaper_]

Nice Toyota GT86

[@GhostVolume]

4:43 I moved cursor exactly the same way as you and my brain bsoded

[@OfficerEnd]

The most consistent KZbinr when it comes to actually funny videos

[@randocontent]

Him saying not to shit myself while im at the bathroom takin e massive shiiiiit

[@Cothfotmeoo]

Ah yeah, you gotta know the cheats to get all the ladies in every game. Imperative. Well played.

[@kmzoilus2486]

"take this 50 cents" 🤣😂😅😆 This guy is hilarious

[@Kindal0ner]

1:30 saul Goobman 💀

[@LunatikLucas2024]

Paul Badman

[@the_devious_one_fr]

Michael Jackson

[@gangstaboi3467]

9:40 what a normal glock sounds like:

[@ComradeAtSpace95]

5:48 Looks like that one in Y8

[@betaqwq]

7:39 Another Romanian thing getting into a qzeq vid. Very nice

[@wsnt]

I just ran into this video and I’m already hooked, your editing is awesome and so is your content! Subbed

[@qzeq]

Thanks Nasir!

[@wsnt]

@@qzeq anytime !!

[@OProgramadorReal]

Tnx for playing Goku Theft Auto! Sorry for the crashes hahaha

[@Bazzemboi]

4:53, this is actually Claude's skin in the head textures

[@das_broml]

8:56 ain't no way the Simo Häyhä descendant read "play" as "uranus" 💀

[@Dr_Crow]

9:40 Handguns in movies be like:

[@androkr]

5:42 THAT'S HAMMER 2 RELOADED! THIS GAME MADE BY MY CHILDHOOD STILL COMPLETING MISSION

[@DBond-ww1hv]

3:30 GTA IV Map , Mafia II car ... That kind of logic is the norm nowadays

[@melongamer7624]

2:44 car can sing in vice city 😂😂

[@R40TS]

5:32 where you find the background?

[@77Phoenix]

9:39 Smart individuals in America would kill for this Glock

[@Yaropolk_Zemlerez]

8:42 As a Saratov citizen i con confirm this is 100% true.

[@luc1-970]

7:35 i appreciate that u add Gta Mamaia Vice background on desktop Welcome to Romania my guy💫

[@alejandrolara842]

God tier video, couldn’t stop laughing in the vice city montage 😂.

[@dearsirdearyou4153]

Lol yeah 😂

[@Nonefavourited]

2:51 😭😭 what were u doin

[@Nanonymity1]

qzeq back at it again with another banger video thank you for the content keep it up you will grow big one day trust me

[@HouseOfFunQM]

He's already a big one

[@Nanonymity1]

@@HouseOfFunQM big is over 100k

[@CuteMcMonkey7541]

2:45 qzeq got epic singing ngl👌👌

[@VANTAND]

5:06 I love megadeth

[@qzeq]

based

[@mrbrownstone2840]

Fucking Based

[@alkestos]

Who doesn’t?

[@nunin3]

the first person in the world who confused Spanish with Portuguese. I love you

[@DAV18113]

A moment of silence for the fact that he destroys his pc almost every episode just for our entertainment

[@HiCringe]

Well said, donut man, well said

[@dreithenextbot]

He uses an VM

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

@@dreithenextbot still there's viruses Dat can bypass VMs

[@user_mmm]

@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS launch 10 vms on the vm problem solved

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

@@user_mmm ull end with a computer with the strenght of the first computer in the world

[@dav1342]

2:35 - Does something like that exist for real life? 😂

[@victoraraujo4352]

I don't know Why this Guy makes me laugh so Much His Comedy it's Pure Gold Keep It on men 👍👍

[@OBAYKY]

Yes

[@marianafernandes9664NINHA]

Too

[@deadccc]

👍

[@alkestos]

It’s the natural Finnish charm we have here.

[@johnmfalme9436]

GTA mamaia vice🤣🤣🤣that accent killed it

[@blitz3874]

Holy balls I used to play gta mamaia vice city when i was like 7 or 8. The game was basically gta vice city but with the cars and music replaced with "lore accurate" romanian early 2000s vibes. Nostalgia hits like a train :)

[@John-rc5po]

How have i not seen this channel before, this is fun

[@nailachan9626]

05:20 DOOD I FINALY FOUND MY CHILLHOOD GAME OMG THANK YOU I'LL SUBSCRIBE OMGGGG

[@supercrash131]

if you're wondering, the game's called "hammer 2" by xformgames, good times :)

[@PROCRAFTUBER]

I'm finding this game since 3 years but finally I found

[@benzema.9_937]

@@supercrash131 you are a goat

[@karampala7371]

Hey qzeq, ive been watching ur content for about 2 Weeks now and its just making me laugh, thank you for putting this much effort downloading these games.

[@MemeVault_Official123]

7:28 loooool XDDD how can my city be in a game

[@xNanoByte]

Man that mamaia vice city really existed once as a modpack for vice city. You unlocked so many memories from my childhood 😅 and GTA Romania wich was a modpack for gta3 with romanian radio, cars, characters and voiceovers. We have some pretty talented modders here in Romania the latest addition to the franchise is GTA Bazooka (san andreas modpack) made especially for a romanian youtuber.

[@denisgd1804]

7:40 its actually GTA Romania,and for most this is a childhood game in Romania

[@caleykruse9852]

The Vice City soundtrack absolutely slaps fr Another awesome video bro Loved it

[@Maxwell_Cat2023]

0:55 Bro did not said that to a Brazil fan… (this is actually Spanish, btw)

[@k-pdonny7277]

Qzeq is underrated. Love your videos man.

[@tricky8937]

2:45 bro wth 💀

[@RomaniaOverpowered]

There used to be a huge moding scene for GTA VC and SA. Think about SAMP servers, people making money from hosting them, people making money form selling properties or reserved server slots for the game. Back in 2010. Good times. That Mamaia Vice Clone made me want to start modelling in 3D!

[@TheRealQuag]

People still play sa-mp like me for instance

[@gregoryswelding]

You make the funniest app related videos. Thanks for making me laugh my rear end off

[@monsterworkscorp]

2:23 dunkey moment

[@mkchan9047]

Hell nah what is Poopstar Games in the nutshell?😂😂

[@ZooHair]

This video cured my crippling depression

[@quitW.727]

Rainbolt appearing 😂

[@HarshBatth]

Punjabi is language spoken by people belonging to Punjab state located in India 0:29

[@matoslav419]

Yes and?

[@HarshBatth]

@@matoslav419 there's a game name in which the word " Punjabi " is written , i was just tryna tell about the word as a Punjabi ( i Live in Punjab ) to my fellow humans .

[@matoslav419]

@@HarshBatth dude I'm pretty much sure nobody cares but most people already know its a language

[@HarshBatth]

@@matoslav419 i just feel a little proud in telling that it's my mother tongue :)

[@matoslav419]

@@HarshBatth Oh okay I have these moments too

[@Cst-Alex]

,,Good bye Brazil and welcome Romania"

[@TiberiuValentin]

Hello from Romania. I love your content bro

[@cartofdulcecartofdulce3188]

As an romanian, I didn't expect to see gta mamaia vice in ur video

[@uncolored2060]

6:25 (warning: long comment) Title? gta san andres Game? GTA 4 Screenshot? GTA 5 Hotel? Trivago

[@lowdefqwop]

On the gta sarataw , it a Russian city called Saratov, I think this game was called that because in Russia there is such a meme like: you can't get out of Saratov! , you probably didn’t notice, but there was no “Exit” button

[@thestankyfishy]

There's 2 types of people in this generation. We have the cringe TikTok kids and we have the geniuses like this man

[@rfg789spaghettiproductions5]

he said brazilians speak spanish, not that genius to me. but if you're talking about content, maybe. (i'll probably start ww3 with this reply lmao)

[@oreothestepswitcher]

8:56 you can't escape Saratov.

[@TurboLight]

"If you can't have it, steal it" That alone, sounds very Romanian

[@boiplaytsimpsonyt]

that car with fucks given: *DRIFT ME NOW YOU PIECE OF S***

[@Cheeseguy2974]

7:57 15 MiNuTeS lAtEr

[@Bass_Reaper_]

Just launch exe asshole

[@TheBison0044]

bro still has the brazil qzeqantivirus, Your PC has Gone To Brazil

[@Super-my9ob]

Vice City OST is sooooooo good

[@serafim6472]

liked because u set romania as ur wallpaper 😂😂 hi from romania

[@Ori-jot]

9:06 his face reveal

[@Matt87plays]

It’s not him, It’s rainbolt

[@worldwidenemesis]

​@@Matt87playshe's joking I think

[@gastonyo_]

its 3 am and i watch all of these I need a psychiatrist

[@mxbx307]

So I found the original source vid for that guy making a GTA clone in a week. The gun accuracy is crap because the NPCs have a standard box collider so as long as the bullet hits that it counts as a hit on the body. That's not too hard to fix. He also wasn't working on it full time for that week so a lot of obvious stuff didnt happen

[@hwoulsetx]

"contain malware" 🤣

[@eviesunga3838]

My favorite part is 6:52 😂