The Worst Japan Ever - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 158
Swimmy's foreskin
Mods: Total War
Music: Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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[@Bokoen1]

1. Do you want a video on the story of how Swimmy lost his foreskin? 2. Japan/ College was bullied because he bullied Swimmy

[@paint1238]

Yes. I wanna see the foreskin

[@apad1356]

Bokoen1 sure

[@thesaiyan2136]

Yes please Daddy Bo

[@SAndres316]

"Say the Line, College"

[@rodas5204]

FORESKIN!

[@niteshaders2846]

When Swimmy's foreskin remilitarizes we know we are all in trouble

[@konradlemanski8195]

Everybody gangsta till Swimmy's foreskin remilitarizes

[@alexanderheindselman768]

*clown car music plays*

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF

[@RandomPersonR]

The world is doomed and we know it if we see that message pop up

[@wilhelmrk]

AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

“Rules are meant to be broken” Germany tried that with the Ribbentrop Pact and look how that turned out

[@AnonymousXeno]

Kim Jong-un Germany has tried that with every treaty except the EU, look how that turned out

[@d4tas42]

@@AnonymousXeno i don`t agree with the eu part

[@lazarjovanovic4388]

@@MrNPC that is so fucking right i never heard something so true in my life ever

[@Mr33500]

@@MrNPC Nah. The EU was created to unify Europe by the allies. "The first step towards creating the United States of Europe must be the reconciliation between France and Germany." Churchill Nor do Germany control the EU. The leaders of the EU are Charles Michel(Belgian), Ursula von der Leyen (German) which replaced someone from Luxemberg, and finally David Sassoli (Italian). One out of three hardly a dominant position, and before that zero. The positions within the EU is balanced between the different countries.

[@fus132]

@@Mr33500 Germany pumps the most money into the project. It doesn't matter who sits behind director's desk if he doesn't actually keep the lights on.

[@maxkennedy8075]

Germany be like: “witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND REMILITARISED *foreskin* “

[@marny3559]

I spat out my milk all over my monitor reading this

[@justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716]

He may have lost in China but he did retake Iwo Jima and that’s what really matters.

[@kingbreloom2630]

The real China was inside Iwo Jima all along.

[@user-fw7wr9sq7e]

Not the same guy I think.

[@ImpracticalDok]

College lost china, peef took over after the civil war

[@dnw009]

Chad peef dealing with the mess college left behind after botching Japan worse than Swimmy o.O

[@blitzwastaken3670]

IWO JIMA IWO JIMA IWO JIMA

[@justinspeaks.1652]

Germany: *Refuses to give Wilno to the Soviets* Russia: *I'm gonna do what's called a Pro-Gamer move*

[@justinspeaks.1652]

Thanks for the heart Bo.

[@roadent217]

Not shown in the video: Golden whining and crying like a baby until Bo edits the save file to give western Poland back to Germany and unify Austria-Hungary. Also not shown: USSR crumbling apart immediately in Barbarossa because "tanks aren't in the meta".

[@dr.spaghetti1973]

:Worst Japan Ever :Not Dressel Me: Impossible, the archives must be incomplete

[@justtheaverageone3840]

at least he got iwo jima

[@TheAustronaut03]

Just the average One UUURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAH

[@Uberkatze-]

@@justtheaverageone3840 HAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@angrypepe7615]

@@Uberkatze- you must be a fun person to be around

[@Scortch-lo3xy]

or you know just wrong?

[@JackKinglsy]

I love the little details of how you gave Manchukuo's Hat a red star when he wanted to go communist at 2:20

[@bhawnabansal1156]

Look at that the likes are 666

[@treyflorek8592]

Fr

[@epicbeans1298]

Soviets after taking the entirety of Poland be like: I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.

[@Tom-2142]

@@Whatareyoudoinnhere look how well the Russians have treated their “Slavic brothers” throughout history, the Russians wouldn’t treat them much better even after Stalin is dead.

[@ameliacooper7960]

@@Whatareyoudoinnhere stop the cap

[@sakakaka4064]

"Just admit you're worse, College!" *"Humiliation" CB against College*

[@spicyleaves8876]

Causus belli or Child beater?

[@bruh5992]

@@spicyleaves8876 maybe both

[@treyflorek8592]

😭

[@cg9256]

College is literally Dutch Van Der Linde. He’s got a plan to win China , you just gotta have FAITH

[@gabrielmora5092]

I have a plan Arthur, i have a plant !!!! HAVE FAITH IN ME

[@henryclay6310]

I HAD A GOD DAMN PLAN MANCHUKO

[@heath4562]

rob 998 red dead redemption 2

[@lumethecrow9808]

JUST ONE MORE TILE, MANCHURIA

[@Bennyboi789]

JUST ONE MORE VP MANCHUKO!

[@zacharycockroach1699]

College be like “Death before Dishonor”

[@ms.megalodon3704]

In the end it was death and dishonor.

[@joaoostroski4778]

Shark Mann FFFFFF

[@belgebelgravia100]

I guess you could say the Chinese United Front were together for victory

[@PsychShrew]

@@belgebelgravia100 When German soldiers remilitarised Swimmy's Foreskin, you could say they Manned the "Guns"

[@belgebelgravia100]

@@PsychShrew You could almost say that Swimmy was trying to Wake his Tiger

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

State of Japan: pops up Empire of Japan: This is getting out of hand, now there's two of us

[@math3000]

From the studios that brought you, "The Boys of Kiev" and "30 Days in Alexandria", brings you, "The Calais Boys" Coming soon to a theater near you.

[@fus132]

The ending will make you cry!

[@kingdom25]

“I don’t wanna be in China anymore...” Chinese trying to escape the Japanese Empire 1938 Colorized

[@myman1635]

I WANT OFF MR. MAU'S WILD RIDE!!!!

[@MidgeCat]

Kuomintang escaping to Taiwan

[@TheOmegagoldfish]

People with Coronavirus, circa 2020, colorized.

[@halorecon95]

@@TheOmegagoldfish Euhm, excuse me, but it's called the Flu Manchu. Calling it Corona is racist against Corona beer.

[@ryanjapan3113]

Omegagoldfish Wut

[@justinspeaks.1652]

"The worst Japan ever" *It's Dressel isn't it.* Edit: It appears I have been Bamboozled.

[@yizao9289]

Justin Speaks. Lol

[@liker-qd4fz]

8 days.

[@benjaminhaslam3152]

We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

*rubs hands together*

[@anthonyfangqingyu4570]

I love that Manchukuo switches hats to the communist Chinese one when he leaves the game

[@typicdonkey1189]

Ah yes. The Remilitarization of the Swimmies Foreskin.

[@justinspeaks.1652]

So let me get this straight. Germany got Schliffen planned by France (and friends) who used Benelux to get around the German Maginot Line. What kind of cursed bizzaro world is this?

[@generalfred9426]

Kaiserreich

[@justinspeaks.1652]

@@generalfred9426 ... A pretty apt comparison now that I think about it.

[@marny3559]

Nobody: HOI4 modders: sWiMmY's FoReSkIn

[@maxhenkner7149]

3:09 Red Dead Redemption 2 reference.

[@demonicboy644]

2:21 I love how manchukuos hat just turns communist

[@Wintersoap123]

China: its over college I have the high ground College: Y O U U N D E R E S T I M A T E M Y P O W E R S

[@xxYoanxx1]

Last time I was this early Japan still owned Iwo Jima

[@redacted3557]

Germany: Just admit you’re worse than Swimmy so we can rescue you. Japan: *No, I don’t think I will.*

[@equilintogo5378]

In the darkest age of Japan, endless war leaves a country divided. It is the middle of the 16th Century in Feudal Japan. The country, once ruled by a unified government, is now split into many warring clans. has unfortunately left the game. Do you want Manchukuo to become AI-controlled?

[@ns_ml137]

Japan: Alright guys, we can still win this war against the USA and China *Japan civil war occurs Japan: Okay guys, time to head out to our kamikaze planes

[@Cool-fd4iw]

The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage.

[@redacted3557]

The last stand of the Calais boys, never forget.

[@Kallikukurinn]

He actually managed to follow through with the Ardennes Offensive. The goal was Antwerpen and he got it. Too bad it was utterly ineffective in this scenario xD

[@barry5784]

THE BEST HIO4 content creators it’s like reeaaaalllly funny but has some very good strategic plays

[@crqf2010ruler]

~le me reading "in the darkest age of japan ~le realizes it's Manchukuo's player name and not some special event triggered by him leaving.

[@PB-Toho97]

"Flesh that burns, bones that break. But to break a man's spirit, is to truly destroy him." ^^

[@frogchip6484]

college could've walked away with either pride or victory and he lost both

[@Hulktron123]

This is the first time I watched the full stream of a nutshell video!

[@Cruiserczcz]

College might be the worst Japan, but his roleplay skills as someone being constantly bullied in this nutshell community are second to none. (maybe except Philips when playing SCP)

[@darcyhaze_r913]

Just once I would like to watch a bokoen video after a bokoen video. Its always recommending me some random channel after these videos

[@Lsheehy]

A strategy you may want to use is to set a naval invasion to one of your ports e.g. brittany and then invade it as they never garrison it ever

[@Lsheehy]

You could also do this as Italy in sicily

[@danielfurculita3614]

Ahh, You know the video is good when it's from bokoen

[@thesperglord3376]

This was the most beautiful Allies game Bo has ever had and considering the previous games, that's saying a lot!

[@Oh_oh_its_Magic]

**"Sometimes rules are meant to be broken, okay"** those are some high words from golden

[@leelambert1559]

Bokoen is almost always on the winning team. COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT

[@user-lf9sv8gw7k]

3:11 College literally acting like Dutch from rdr2 in chapter 6 tbh

[@westyorkshiremapping4851]

Me when I see the title: Dressel? Me after I see bokoens comment: Damn College

[@atc5777]

3:09 I love that red dead 2 reference lol

[@RiseofNick]

We need the full version of this

[@beatthegreat7020]

"I have a plan. All I need is some goddamn faith." He's turned into fucking Dutch Van Der Linne

[@justinspeaks.1652]

I saw a Norway Countryball in this video. More new Countryballs? Always a plus.

[@redacted3557]

Well this started off with a bang.

[@mrcringe4512]

The worst japan ever was when i played as china in hoi4 mp for the first time and when i got beat by japan they started one division training and then proceeded to leave the game after getting beat by the allies when he started one division training

[@toiletlad_7041]

ello! i see your reading my message, have a good day

[@andrewtakasuka1856]

Positivity in the comments section? To reeducation with you, this is reserved for toxicity /s

[@NateThe_Great24]

thx, u 2.

[@markdombrovan8849]

No

[@geno3911]

golden lost. swimmy lost (his foreskin)

[@HeroesNights]

I'll never get tired of hearing 'Get em dad, get em!'

[@achillesmiller7920]

The entire first 4 minutes of this game be like* DEATH OR DISHONOR*

[@nikolamilanovic4993]

Caluge is like 'I didn't lost,I mearly win'

[@makeandeatgummyleeches5975]

I can confirm the shark thing: The agean and the eastern Med have lots of sharks but most are not dangerous to humans.

[@polskipolak1129]

*IWO JIMA GANG RISE UP!!*

[@2b2b2b]

Nice vid

[@quertyVAT]

I feel like this intro is just no letting out some steam

[@vanteylingenbrickfilms2427]

Manchuria be like: aight imma head out.

[@nicholasdoyle2373]

I just came from EU4 which had a Jewish dlc so when they were talking about east Mediterranean sharks at 5:56, I thought Australia said "you ever seen Jews?" Not Jaws and I fucking died laughing

[@zeus28frenzy]

ALL YOU NEED IS SOME GOT DAMN FAITH MANCHUKO

[@bojanrozgic675]

6:31 They need to make a Christopher Nolan movie about this

[@Daniel-uw6cr]

cha cha real smooth bro

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

Last time I was this early Nagasaki wasn't ash

[@th5154]

everyone: calais bokoen: CaLaYs

[@jpgoss9986]

7:48 "Say Hello to Ford and Avtomobilnoe Moskovskoe Obshchestvo"

[@laynaTheLobster]

3:04 Wait... is that... is that Czech Swimmy? Oh. It's this one isn't it. ohhhhh noooooooo OHHHHH NOOOOO

[@booschniken3367]

Title: “The worst Japan ever” College: is Japan Me: *looks into camera*

[@math3000]

This is basically what happens when the Germany player forgot to sign the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

[@SantiFiore]

TommyKay´s screaming upon the sight of this Japan

[@adamhashi9673]

8:16 Reverse Von schlieffen plan be like

[@Gingerbreadley]

With a Japan this bad the Soviets should join the axis.

[@YuiFunami]

agreed

[@Gingerbreadley]

Yui Funami it’s good to see someone else who appreciates best girl.

[@FranzJosephI.]

F in the Chat for the boyt in Calais.

[@seth1845]

Very cool

[@cyrusthagreat6649]

3:11 I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN ARTHUR

[@m1ndfr34k7]

general: they want to surrender? private: no they want US to surrender general; NUTS signed - the bois of calais

[@aupra9010]

More shark infested waters pls

[@coolnamebro7363]

College: I have a plan i just need muney

[@BinksDilly]

I have never seen japan fail so bad before.

[@jaidengabriel1675]

Trolled and rolled

[@scifimisc9191]

The little bit of movement you can see behind the end card always bugs me

[@yvanlacoste6648]

I really need a link to the full stream.

[@sombertownds149]

What mods and dlc were used cause that tech tree is amazing

[@brunodacosta5039]

The boys at virginlais vs the boys at chaiev

[@Uberkatze-]

Despite what people say, dressel isnt that bad of a player, hes always extremly salty, but at least you can always rely on him to be unreliable. Hes OK

[@delta2372]

When the new update and DLC is so bad that not even boken uses it

[@chaoticclonestudios]

1:13 1939 Germany when asked about the soldiers in the Rhineland

[@x2ernal357]

Before i watch this video i am saying Golden is Japan

[@x2ernal357]

I stand corrected

[@user-ft3jq5vi2l]

Ittaly, is that you?

[@heath4562]

3:10 nice rdr2 reference

[@magmat0585]

Japan: Fails conquering china, devolves into a civil war Germany: Conquers Poland and then loses every last bit of it to the Russians due to what is essentially the ingame version a legal loophole. Italy & Manchukuo: "Ight chief, we gonna head out"

[@user-lc5ji9zt9v]

3:11 The timeline where Dutch van der Linde left the USA for Japan.

[@gemmad8647]

The worst player award changes hands with every video

[@wafl423]

did anyone notice manchouko's hat changed to the ccp hat when Peef left

[@uncleflagzz]

3:10 Japan turned into Dutch for s second there

[@alexh2947]

College is the new Dressel except college didn't earn iwo jima

[@kdk856]

eastern mediterranean is indeed shark infested. remember the news in 2012-2013 when egypt said israel puts chips on sharks to aim the egyptian beaches? or it was reverse i don

[@Sam-im5tc]

>Worst Japan Ever >Isn't Golden Me: *Impossible*

[@equilintogo5378]

You mean Dressel

[@Sam-im5tc]

@@equilintogo5378 No I mean Golden.

[@TheAustronaut03]

Sam iWO jImA

[@baty-bk8ze]

Soviets: Wants Wilno Germans: Nah man Soviets: takes all of Poland Germans: *surprised Pikachu*