The Worst POLICE STATIONS in Australia

[@friendlyjordies]

Melbourne and Newcastle get your tickets: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show

[@Field_Marshal_Emu]

Tamworth, when?

[@gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258]

Where's the dan Andrews video? He's being grilled by media over red shirts Scandal?! Why do you never talk about Labor corruption. What about Victoria police apologizing to AVI for false arrests?

[@MeppyMan]

Give me a discount or I’m leaving a 5 star review for the Newcastle fixated persons unit.

[@MD4564]

This needs another one.

[@matts2664]

Fuck police ...

[@nathanholland567]

My favourite is a review for Ipswich Police Station, "Was arrested yesterday, so my review is based on that. Was treated respectful and gave them nothing but respect in return. Was fed and given a spacious cell to myself for the almost 10 hour stay. Only lost a star as the air con in the holding cells was too cold." 4 STARS Game recognises game.

[@sam8742]

ofc it's ipswich, the reviews for the trainline to Brisbane are great

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@RatyTang]

Aircon in cells and paddy wagons are cold on purpose, makes you calm down quicker as your body wants to focus on getting warm rather then be angry

[@Ilzhain]

@@ps5hasnogames55 well give him a minute, the news only came out like 8 hours ago he's hardly gonna have a video out yet. He was happy to talk about that Labor minister that was using their position to make a shit load of money as a property developer so I'd be surprised if he said nothing about this.

[@donnythedealer802]

@@RatyTang and its Australia people have died from faulty aircon in paddy wagons

[@bigfella6530]

Must give credit to Kristine Singh who wrote this under Marrickville Police Station: "The officer was a dick" Then theres Mr Smith Western who wrote "Very fast I was chased, caught, arrested, charged, and fingerprinted and place in holding cell in less than 1 hour Thank you for a great experience" True Blue Aussie Legend

[@balung]

Laughing in the Territory at this.

[@almost.sweettalk.caffeine]

Have dealt with Marrickville cop shop before. Useless lol 🤣😭

[@jaffertv]

"gonna look at the povo suburbs" and then immediately looks at my local cop shop.... Might need to move

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@jaffertv]

@@ps5hasnogames55 nice and related to my comment

[@DW_25]

HAHA yeah Campbelltown coppers are dickheads from experience

[@Trapsarentgay133]

@@jaffertv good ol scrambletown

[@ricodevega109]

I moved to the wyong area. When we were house hunting I tried for one place. Showed up for open house and the real estate agent told me it was cancelled because the son of the owner was inside and refusing to let anybody see the house. Another house I was looking at refused to let me see it because they wanted to take it off market to do 'roof repairs'. A few weeks later that entire suburb was shut down because of an active shooter in the area. Felt like I really.... dodged a bullet.

[@SlightlyUnSalted]

Oh, Wyong

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@jess1726]

To the internet police: they see me trolling, they hating, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty, my memes are so loud the cops are saying, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty

[@kylesmith6279]

Lived in Tacoma, adjacent to Wyong, I remember the active shooter situation. We've had a few in recent shootings, murders, over the recent years. The shop owner near the train station has been stabbed a few times. Wyong.

[@mikespike2099]

Hahahaha you must have not been local to go house hunting in Wyong in the first place! Its like the armpit of the Newcastle/Sydney Coast

[@clickbaitcan5401]

I remember I asked my dad what he thought of the NSW police and he said "they're the best police force money can buy!"

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@clickbaitcan5401]

@@ps5hasnogames55 that's great! The more corruption exposed the better no matter what political party it comes from.

[@mryan89]

Hahahaha I get it

[@peterosmond5742]

@@mryan89 thank god I got worried there for a second

[@oligultonn]

@Anon Commenter as a foreigner who doesn't know anything about NSW stuff this is not surprising since modern Australia is made up of the ancestors of English convicts, inbred welsh people, irish people and a handful of aboriginals.

[@JimmethMM]

An actual review for Woden Police Station (ACT): Apparently they don't investigate "hit and run's" because it "takes up too much time" and "is not worth the trouble"

[@bushturkey798]

Just think of all the politicians kids that would be arrested if they did!

[@_letstartariot]

Doctors do the Hippocratic Oath. Do no harm. US cops seemingly take an oath to Do Harm whilst Australian cops take an oath to Do Nothing. It’s the Hypocritical Oath.

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

USA cops might kill 100 people a day, but AUS cops will literally watch a crime happen and do nothing if it means they have to try.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Lol, "do no harm" but forced harmful waxeens on everyone

[@patricklyons7683]

Succinct =Z=

[@wokencs330]

@@ps5hasnogames55 but nobody has forced you to take it

[@sharkiehuhaha]

used to catch a bus home from work at like 1am from the bus stop right outside campbelltown police station and i could probably write a book about all the random encounters i had. absolute specimens

[@photosynthesiser4279]

Dayum it's always boring a bit past peak hour. Always 6 of them doing shit all or on the rare occasion, tackling some dude up the stairs

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@mikespike2099]

Please do - you should have a patron column on FJ channel

[@cthomas3782]

Wyong police is spot on 12 years ago I witnessed off duty local cops gate crash a teenagers birthday

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@EikoandMog]

The "Gosford of Gosford" is so accurate.

[@kylesmith6279]

Was this on Pollock Ave, Wyong,. I was at a party around then, same situation haha.

[@cthomas3782]

@@kylesmith6279 Na corner of Anzac Ave near the school lol.

[@mikespike2099]

Wyong has a law unto itself Its the Wild Wyong and anything goes

[@TotoDG]

I checked my local station, and I found a handful of three/four-star reviews that I thought were worth a read: "I had a great 2 night stay I can't complain if it's a free hotel but I had one problem the food was a little gross and the bed was a little small" "cells were comfortable could do with some more leg room was a pleasant over night stay great staff but substandard food and beverages" (What is it with people treating this police station like it's a hotel?) "Arcitech was a bit bland really"

[@SlightlyUnSalted]

They never heard the proverb about the gift horse

[@av0cat0]

Ah good old Christies Beach 😄

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@hairyscary8511]

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@jess1726]

To the internet police: they see me trolling, they hating, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty, my memes are so loud the cops are saying, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty

[@TwoWrights]

"Wyong: The Gosford of Gosford" is the best description of Wyong I've ever heard, and I've lived in Gosford, Wyong, Woy Woy, and Springfield.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@ringsystemmusic]

There’s an Australian town named Woy Woy? 😂

[@slicer2938]

​@@ringsystemmusicI'm guessing Ur not Australian but yest there's a town called woy woy. there's even an entire city called Wollongong. look, the names are indigenous and were often the interpretation of colonials saying "I think that's what he said, not sure tho"

[@audreydoyle5268]

​@@slicer2938 it's like how the name for our jumping cow-rabbit came to be: kangaroo. They were actually saying Kallangar: a town in Moreton Bay.

[@Sicarius_Avindar]

8:53 Kiwi here, and my old man had that one once. He was at Maccas, getting dinner, and a couple drunks were trying to pick a fight with the employees near the counter, so my old man called the cops and stood in the only open entrance to the staff area. Two cops walked in, walked *past the drunks* and ordered their dinner. My old man asked the cops "Hey, aren't you guys here to deal with that?" "Nope. We're on break. Didn't even know this was happening." and they just.... did nothing.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

Had a similar thing happen at the Macca's I worked at. A meth head came in and started arguing with our maintenance guy and the BIN. We called the police, who are diagonally across the street, no one came for four hours and they were there for their lunch 🤦‍♀️

[@HappyNecromancer]

Similar here, had a dude chase a teen into a bathroom and smash through the door before wandering off. We didn't know if the dude who tried to attack him was lurking around still so we both hid. Was on the phone waiting for police for 2 hours and no one came.

[@randomdude4669]

the only thing aus cops can do is sit behind a speed camera

[@dhenderson1810]

Union rules.

[@darrenhepe1189]

Live in Logan (only 400m from the police station), one night we heard what sounded like shots fired outside from the road. Bundled the kids into centre house (brick wall) hallway hunkered down and called the police. Called our neighbour before they arrived who had CCTV pointed at the street and our driveway, she reviewed it and saw a car pull outside our other neighbours house (housing commission) and a series of flashes out of the car windows, then the car speeding off. When the police arrived, they told us not to worry, they had heard there was illegal fireworks in the area. I told them about what our neighbour saw on her CCTV and they could talk to her to look at the CCTV. Police officer said yeah, they would do that. They then hurried across to their car without talking to our neighbour and drove off in a hurry. I was completely stunned.

[@princepariah6615]

I’ve lived in Logan for a year and Jesus Christ, it’s so derro

[@FreedomForAll2013]

Being completely stunnded seems to be a common theme

[@bushturkey798]

Yep, thats logan. One officer st that station "complimented" me on having a perfect skin oil ratio for fingerprinting. Apparently some people hands are so dry or oily the scanner cant read em.

[@LilYee-vs2sv]

Yeah that sounds like Logan

[@sakurajima4197]

I live round here too, the cops somehow don't do nothing when a drug deal happens right in front of their station but do something when they get the wrong address thrice broke the damn gate at 12 AM and decided to shine lights in

[@tylechr1838]

it’s time jordie. time to find yilmaz

[@TheDreamingBean]

I was looking for this comment. Nice to see you here tylechr

[@dominicphillips6046]

Yo, tyle, can you tell jordiez to do worst elevators in Australia? Chur, ❤️ your work

[@a_normal_georgian]

Lool

[@theenchiladakid1866]

I once lived in a town where the police showed up 2 hours after stabbing because.. When the crime was first reported it was 30 minutes before shift change

[@xXxScarletAngelxXx]

Grew up in Penguin. Not a whole lot happened that required the police when I was there. There was a double homicide, but pretty quiet otherwise. My strongest recollection of an interaction with the Penguin Police was when the constable came to the high school and told us 14 year olds that in 10 years about 20 of us would be dead.

[@balung]

Bwhaaaa in 10 years 20 of you dead...LOL.

[@trouty7947]

Those damn penguins are a menace i see

[@lachlan398]

Aussie battler who moved from Griffith to Queanbeyan here and ill i can say is that that hinda civic with the 18 inch rims is definitely real.

[@lachlan398]

Side note, moved from cool Old school Mafia Griffith which has the best southern italian food in Australia(im not kidding) to the electorate of shitty wannabe al capone John Bruzilaro. Ironic isnt it.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@ben-km6uu]

FInally some Quangers representation!

[@DashCamOwnersAustralia]

The review at 3:45 is just my average Email.

[@QuilloManar]

Was not expecting you guys here!

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it...

[@futurewisdom3552]

My experience of NSW cops is that they are bad. I saw one swearing at and abusing a homeless Indigenous dude. They searched my bag for no good reason. They stood around chatting when a cyclist who punched me was riding away. They have sniffer dogs to catch people with pot and then they strip search them on the street. And when I told a higher up cop that drugs should be decriminalised she slapped me on the chest and said higher-ups know best. Basically, cops are useful in emergencies, but otherwise, it's best to avoid them and work to make a better society so that cops are less and less needed.

[@jakeytedesco3003]

They're Freemason piss

[@jakeytedesco3003]

They split up my family for no reason at all.. they are absolutely wicked

[@scribojello3778]

In my experience, they're useless in emergencies too. I got threatened with a 7 inch kitchen knife, held an foot away from my face when I was a cashier at Aldi. The cops took way too long to show up, did nothing despite me knowing the FULL NAMES of the people the guy was with and it all being caught in HD by security cameras. They never called me or followed up and didnt write down anything when questioning me. Another instance was when I was in High School, a friend of mine was raped at a bush/house party, everyone knew who did it, there were multiple wittnesses as it was someone's DAD (like 45+ years old) and he was chased off by all the boys when they found him. Cops literally did nothing despite the half dozen people who called, they never followed up with my friend either. Rapist disappeared after the cops wouldnt do anything ... small rural town style 'disappeared' if you catch my drift.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@angusmatheson8906]

@@scribojello3778 yeah murder isn't cool man. Your whole story is awful. Rape and murder.

[@TheGMac316]

I'm honestly surprised Goulburn NSW didn't get a mention the cops are shocking there got a good story to tell with that one

[@mikespike2099]

Yeah ... they post the worst cops in these bogan capitals as a form of inner police discipline and punishment. The result is you get a cycle of poor police quality because the cops hate being their as well.

[@Casey_Ezaziel]

Yeah fuck me I work there occasionally and have had to call the cops a few times for a few delightfully interesting individuals. That and Leeton that's pretty rough

[@Zac-d5d]

Tell a story surely

[@Mr_M_History]

What niche Aussie memory do we want next fam?

[@mattymerr701]

Abusing shool computers to play cracked versions of Halo in a class-wide lan party? Or maybe every time year 12s put bleach into water pistols on muckup day, put soap or jelly into fountains, or arrive dressed as middle easterners on a helicopter?

[@saintabel5195]

@@mattymerr701 Yeiip what he said. Jorides ya Golbin you got mission.

[@Katherine-wx1kh]

I hope we get a cashies one! Congratulations on the victory Mr Mitchell!

[@roastytoasty8559]

i dont know to be Aussie and not absorb everyone else culture.

[@billjarock]

Worst public swimming pool

[@KornPop96]

Blount County Tennessee has a pretty awful police station. Breakfast is cold plain grits and a cold biscuit, lunch is 2 dry peanut butter sandwiches with water to drink, and dinner is beans every. other. night. You're locked down 23 hours a day with 2 30 minute breaks for rec which consists of sitting on your ass in the day room. No TV. No radio. Nothing but staring at the walls. Oh, and they turn off the water for a few hours a day in the cells. Worst jail I've ever been to. 1 star.

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

lol

[@R3D4CT3D]

Please please please do worst maccas in Australia, some of Nowra's google reviews are friggin hilarious

[@watsisbuttndo829]

I had the misfortune of stopping at M1 northbound maccas last week at about 11:30 at night, there was only two other customers in the place yet it looked like a friggin garbage tip. There was no way the tables, floor or shitters had been cleaned all day.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@feebiecollins1501]

Murray bridgeee

[@spamviking]

Engadine for reasons.

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

Stawell Macca's. No one goes there after dinner because it will kill you.

[@Gene_4160]

>Does a worst police stations video >First one is campbelltown what else did I expect

[@hughmungus3074]

They used capsicum spray on my 3 year old son, said it was justified (no apology), then conveniently DELETED the footage when asked HOW THAT IS JUSTIFIED!! (Or so they said). Couldn't even keep the same story as the fact sheet THEY WROTE. Pfft. I would never rely on them for enforcing safety, they are the reason my son needed an ambulance and they couldn't even have the decency to apologise for it. This is Assault if done by anyone else not in a uniform, and on a child! Absolutely no remorse came from any of them.

[@wilson2455]

in South Australia, the cops are currently grossly understaffed. Reason: under the previous Govt., legislation was introduced (and passed) that there had to be a 50:50 male/female split in recruiting & graduating. If that 50:50 quota could not be met, no cops would graduate that year. With a new govt. in power, they have ditched the 50/50 quota & asked the recruits who 'failed' to reapply. I shit you not !!!

[@goingbike]

Yeah they're crying out for new recruits but I didn't know that was the reason why. I assumed mass resignations due to choosing not to have COVID vaccines. 50/50 quota or no one graduates... pretty dumb idea by the last government, which was Liberal. You got a source so I can fact check this? Nothing personal, just want to read more

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it..

[@missjustice2730]

I was pulled over last weekend the new imported Irish cops accent was so thick In my (uneeded/unwanted) panicking state I struggled to clearly understand his instructions, which he had to repeat for me obviously annoying him. The interaction and incident went by fine, without any problems, however I could see the new recruiting measures of recruiting from overseas could go terribly wrong for some members of the public and the officers themselves due to having a strong accent.

[@machinegunkeyboard5988]

actual cant believe, what a retarded law, who started this gender equity shit in south aus with the cops and fire fighters

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Holy shit I thought our system was fucked up. Making the USA look not half bad.

[@douglassmithe9799]

I didn't know Australia had a constitution either. I now know I'm exactly as smart as a Gosford police officer. This is a good day for me.

[@_letstartariot]

It is taught in high schools. In year 11/12 IF you elect to do Legal Studies. I think many Australians don’t know cos it ain’t indoctrinated into you like in the US.

[@krissteel4074]

I knew we have one and have heard subjective complaints its really not very good. But you've got to sympathise with the Gosford police who've probably just had to deal with a meth head painting the town brown with his own excrement or Baz and Terry punching each other unconscious outside the pub

[@fireskycam9889]

Come on one station south to WOY WOY where they just pull you up and say you have to give them ID. I've been pulled up in my car by them a few times and they demand to see my drivers licence. When I ask if I've done anything wrong, his reply was "I'm checking to see if you're wanted". He then stuck his head into my car and started looking around. He then said you can go. They also stopped me going to see my DVA psychiatrist (I did 33 years in the army and came out rather messed up) by not allowing me to get on the train. His excuse was that he didn't know how to read the "Concession Codes" on my free travel card and therefore I wasn't allowed to travel. Mine has the Code "ED" which is Ex Defence and allows free travel due to being on a DVA Gold Card. His final excuse for not letting me go to see my Psychiatrist was "Because I said so". He told me that my Concession Card had been reported stolen. But after I showed him my DVA Good Card with the same name on it, he gave it back to me. I sat at home for three days wanting to end it all. I tried to lodge a complaint but was laughed at. I have no respect for them now and wouldn't urinate on them if they were on fire.

[@RictusHolloweye]

Didn't you see The Castle?

[@patcummins6036]

Dumb lady copper! Even animals have a constitution. Years ago a footy caller stated, “ He has the constitution of a lion!” Now would an ABC football commentator tell a lie?

[@xariacampbell]

2 weeks from right now i’ll be flying to australia for a work holiday and these videos just make me more excited to come.

[@crypticutopia7228]

Have fun mate! Stop past Adelaide if you can, people talk shit about it but it's honestly a great place.

[@Hans-in8yi]

@@crypticutopia7228 Oath

[@xariacampbell]

@@crypticutopia7228 i lost my right to be judgmental about places when i was born in the american mid west :( seriously though, from what i’ve seen adelaide looks great and i already decided i want to visit if not stay there for awhile.

[@crypticutopia7228]

@@xariacampbell That's great! I hope you have a wonderful time in Australia.

[@maximumzest245]

Adelaide is basically a garden shed in the desert

[@patcummins6036]

Friendly Jordies, can you please review the bus John Barilaro was thrown under by his former chief of staff? Do you think a good steam clean would get the shitty smell outta the chassis? Or should I look for a different bus to turn into travelling brothel?

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@nicnicnict]

John was driving the bus tho, he just hit him self trying to ghost ride it.

[@toga20000]

Worked in Wyong for 13 years. Customer service. I have never had so many naked drunk blokes walk in, WTF. When I stopped working there, go figure never see buck naked people anymore….

[@nekromanda]

Worked customer service in Wyong too, had a guy grab a 1.25l Fanta from the fridge and walk out while saying he’d pay us back, someone took a bear sized dump in the middle of our bathroom floor, and while off work but in the area, had the pleasure of being verbally threatened by that psycho who killed her partner after she was done cooking sausages. Such a lovely place!

[@dantemadden1533]

My local cop shop is just the best of the best, looked at the reviews and I was not disappointed one of the best ones I saw was “Go report a crime then be insulted by a police officer Victoria's finest”, I can also tell you about when my dad got jumped by 3 or 4 known crims in my area, my dad had told the coppers to take him to the hospital because something didn’t feel right to which they refused, my dad asked a few more times only to the the response “ if you don’t stop asking we’ll arrest you”, my dad the next morning took himself to the hospital and found out he had a fractured skull, Shepparton cops are lazy Pigs that only care if drugs are involved or if you’re speeding

[@Zac-d5d]

Ye I live in Victoria too I’ve been thrown to the ground and bit on the ass by a dog by the cops I’ve even had a helicopter after me felt like gta but that bit you mentioned saying if you don’t stop asking will arrest you they always arrest victims cause there bored and want to be entertained cops hate work

[@scribojello3778]

Worst FAMILY lawyers, that's gotta be juicy. I wanna hear a 1 star review mad that the lawyers couldn't someone them full custody of their kids after they burned the house down in a meth lab explosion

[@Lamy999]

My Ex, tried to sue me through the federal circuit court. For 16 years life maitnence of his rescue cat. At a cost of $8300. He meticulously worked out on a spreadsheet how much it was going to cost each day for him to look after the cat. The lawyer also tried to claim that my assest pool included my mothers car. Which she owned in her name outright.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it...

[@mjb7015]

the penguin police bit was completely expected, but still hilarious

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@mjb7015]

@@ps5hasnogames55 Are you talking about Operation Watts? The one released today in which the commission concluded, and I quote directly from their findings, "We have concluded that the evidence of the individuals’ conduct is such that we do not consider that the commission of a criminal offence can be established."? That report?

[@ActionScripter]

My gf and I were in tears at that part. The penguin waddling through the trailer park omg

[@emmaholloway2516]

Can we please have a "The worst shopping centres in Australia " video!!! You could do a whole 10 minute video on Eastlands & Northgate (Tas)alone!! Just this past fortnight there have multiple assaults on workers & shoppers at my local. The whole country is going to shit, I swear.

[@VULCA_TL]

This ^ - Northgate is an utter shitshow lmao

[@SlightlyUnSalted]

I just laugh

[@jojothefine]

Yes please. I've got a good centre to submit.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@haydenwilliams2411]

Erina fair Pacific fair Westfield Bankstown Stocklands nowra Sunshine plaza

[@ashleyember6822]

I had a metal pipe thrown through front window and took pipe to police station and told desk sarge what happened. He looked at me with a blank expression and said "what do you want me to do'? I replied to desk sarge "are you going to at least take my details and write them down"? Desk sarge said ,no.

[@watsisbuttndo829]

Had someone smash the window of my car , rip my dashboard up to break the ignition lock and attempt to steal it. He ran off when he saw me coming. Called cops and got same response you did. Cheers guys.

[@ashleyember6822]

@@watsisbuttndo829 But they make announcements in the media saying they want ALL crimes reported no matter what it is! They really do care about us😳😳😳

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@ashleyember6822]

@@ps5hasnogames55 What these gooses do not understand is the majority of Australians have their favorite party ,be it Labor or Liberal and they are both morally and ethically bankrupt. Anybody who cannot see that is an idiot! They cannot be charged because as you can see they are above the law. Police go after little people for petty stuff. The real criminals are the politicians,Lib-Labs . One party (Cartel) pretending we have a choice.

[@heisdeadjim]

Beerwah Queensland. Open between 8am and 4pm. Apparently crime doesn't happen outside those times. Local licenced venues need a three hour wait for a police response.

[@misatokitty76]

I haven't personally had problems with them but I know an off-duty officer from there assaulted and injured one of my family members, and two police stations (Beerwah included) refused to investigate, and the officer at Caboolture they spoke to told them to drop the case as it would never get looked into. Mind you, Maroochydore also lost something like $60 million of heroin or cocaine from their secure lock up back in... the 90s? They went to get it for the court case and it was gone. They gave me a ride to work at 2AM one morning because I "looked suspicious" walking up Aerodrome Road in my Maccas uniform, and waited until someone let me in to go. Up until that point, they thought I was going to toss the place over.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@ghoost8943]

Nice pfp

[@itsthemjb]

credit to sakura hirisho for this gem @ tuggeranong police station "you guys still owe me a beer after you spilled my last one and broke my back door down to “check on my welfare”" (1 star) and to tony morris, at the same station "Stupid me forgot to pay my rego, two officers pulled up next to me at my local shops to inform me that my rego was out. Instead of a large fine they said mate get onto canberra connect and pay it when you get home. Big thanks to those two great coppers." (5 stars)

[@DarKcS2]

When can we expect the "The Worst Brothels in Australia" special?

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@lilliq7265]

Yes please 😀

[@missjustice2730]

I don't think they could do an accurate episode as its illegal in most states still. *Extreme eye roll

[@chrisbooy]

Go straight to the heart of Australian culture.... Worst Bunnings Reviews.... bonus points for people 1 starring because they weren't happy with their sausage sizzle 🙂🤘

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@ShadowGaming-ft4fh]

Or they went on a Tuesday and the sizzle wasn't running

[@lindyjanekittel3987]

Interesting to note the Launceston Police station is about 2km from Aurora stadium and doing anything faster than walking pace in Penguin is unusual. Love your work good sir!

[@Kellz82-p7p]

Hornsby police forgot to shut a jail cell once with a inmates inside , They didn't escape they just went to the break room and ate

[@mungbeanization]

Yo Jordies. When the Launceston dude was referring to “swinging nuts” I’m pretty sure he means ,,,,donuts. In a car. Car donuts mate.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@TheKrispyfort]

NSW Police Officer once telling me that if they had to investigate every suspected paedophile they'd get nothing else done. Then again, in an area with apparently a 90% unsubstaniated on sexual assault complaints (according to ABC), while I find the comment highly disturbing I can find it hardly surprising.

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

Is that just hard to prove or univestigated

[@TheKrispyfort]

@SeanHartnett-t8c depends on the burden of proof model used, and sex crimes are so prevalent and seemingly typical that cops just don't find them exciting enough. And, they're kinda depressing. And, a lot of cops are covering for mates. And, Courts are under resourced so prosecutors are only taking the easy wins - assuming that the cops ever tell them about a case in the first place. And, there's this myth that most allegations are false. And, my personal least favourite, "there's what you think happened, there's what he thinks happened, and there's what actually happened" as if being fkd against your will is somehow some sort of accident and/or misunderstanding

[@TheKrispyfort]

@SeanHartnett-t8c oh, the 90% unsubstantiated in that particular postcode is blokes covering for other blokes and an extraordinary level of misogyny. It's a small University town after all

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

@@TheKrispyfort I mean i have heard the terrible part about the backlog in cases.

[@liamwells2132]

Thanks for the shoutout Jordies, it's funny how Penguin is only named Penguin due to a paperwork mix up when naming both it and Sulphur Creek, as Sulphur creek is where the Penguins nest. So that makes all the paper mache even more hilarious 😂

[@Bagster321]

Who's looking forward to Jordies inevitable video on bruz admitting he created the New York job for himself after he quit parliament?

[@itookallthenames]

Kind of puts the i quit cos I was bullied under question

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@Bagster321]

@@ps5hasnogames55 oh hi Tim did your old account get deleted?

[@nerimo3442]

Unfortunately its unlikely that will happen as Jordan isnt allowed to comment on Barilaro publicly as part of his court case settlement, until and unless Barilaro reenters politics. (Or so my understanding of the defamation lawsuit is)

[@MarniCollier]

We called the police once because our housemate was having a bipolar episode (we didn't know that at the time) we could hear him yelling and banging in his room and wanted a welfare check they never came. Our next door neighbours later told us that they also heard it also called the police but reported it as a case of domestic violence. the police did not come until 5 hours after the original call when we rang the ambulance. And I know looking back I wish we had called the ambo first but we have lived with this guys for years and this was the first anything like this has happened we didn't know what to do we did call the police every hour on the hour till we tried the ambulance

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@haydenwilliams2411]

Valium and Spotify with a hot cuppa tea would have fixed that

[@Austtube]

They need an ambulance, it's a medical condition. Then the Ambos need an elephant gun. No, they try to calm them down and take them to the hospital for temp medicine. A psych will put them on medication which should balance them out. It's more common than you think, there or bipolar people all over the place and you would never tell. They are not all criminals most do need to take their medication and they're fine...

[@MarniCollier]

@@Austtube as I said we weren't aware he had any kind of condition prior to what happened. Either way we called for welfare they don't come the nextdoor neighbours reported domestic violence they didn't come 6 calls from 2 different people for the one house and no one came

[@ps5hasnogames55]

@@MarniCollier or just lock them up because they're menaces to society and everyone else around them

[@sirguinea3513]

Police station near me is not staffed *at all*. I *mean* never. We occasionally get patrols on the road from another city, but otherwise there are literally no police here.

[@micaymue5683]

my favourite is for blacktown police station "After immigrating to Australia I was told by my friend that Blacktown was a good place to live, after moving in I was ecstatic after the 5th day I woke up to find myself near a river. It took me 3 days to walk back home, I have absolutely no idea how I ended up there and suspect it was my neighbour." 1 star.

[@heuben]

“The Gosford of Gosford” i coughed back into me bong when I heard ya say that, now ya owe me a cone kent.

[@lmbk1]

My local police station was pretty good. Served me meat pies for lunch. Strip search was a bit embarrassing because it was really cold that day. 10/10 would get arrested again.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@ETALAL]

🤣😂🤣

[@mikespike2099]

As long as they were not Coles meat pies then it would have been worth that strip search!

[@wilson2455]

Q: are you going to do a story on how ScoMo recently visited (and preached) at the Victory Life Centre Church where the 'my shit doesn't stink' M. Court inhabits. Don't forget to mention that it's the very same church which received $500K from his govt. for 'renovations' and $500K in 'jobhelper' payments. No conflict there whatsoever !!!!

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@danielwells1734]

A religious loser gave money to a group of religious losers? Hardly surprising. Probably covered up child rape incidents with them too. 😡

[@standupstraight9691]

hmm...axe to grind? really smooth shoehorn.

[@meaghan5434]

Do the worst Coles supermarkets. I'd love to see which one is worse, the sketchy dero hubs or the dilapidated old shitbox buildings with a Coles logo slapped on it.

[@benjaminclement8437]

I had the same thing when I showed a police women the constitution and her response was I am not here to uphold your constitution and she turned on me insulting me trying to bait me into doing or saying something she could arrest me for. So I than rang 5 police stations saying I was at Uni doing an assignment and wanted to know if police have to uphold the Australian constitution and all of them replied saying that it is the main thing they must uphold. She was from the Roma street station attached to the train station up here in Brisbane, all I could think was wow we are heading towards evil times with people like her on the force.

[@dhenderson1810]

Slightly off topic but never accidentally get off at Roma train station. I did one time in the 80s and had to wait 3 hours for the next train as most were express and didn't stop at Roma station (they used to have so many express trains at that time in QLD).

[@benjaminclement8437]

@@dhenderson1810 It has def got a lot better than back then, funny thing though is they recently dropped the prices to 80s prices as now public transport is only 50c :)

[@allieniner675]

PLS DO WORST EMERGENCY DEPARTMENTS 😂 oh or even better worst psych wards bc I could give you some stories 😂

[@thelizardqueen9541]

I have some good ones. Horrifying but good

[@edwardfletcher7790]

That Female Gosford cop really HATES answering the phone !

[@Bobsyagod]

To fill in the gaps of the Launceston one, it's not some dude with his nuts out, it's some gronk doing Doughnuts in his car on the grass beside the stadium, waking up all of Invermay (with an n Jordies, not Ivermay)

[@LionKing-qq8fk]

Can't believe Launceston is in sum KZbin video 😭🤣

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@Bobsyagod]

@@ps5hasnogames55 and watch you comment on my post about Launceston for no reason? You want a soapbox, start your own thread, it's got nothing to do with my post

[@louisemuggeridge187]

I cried laughing at this one, don’t spoil it for me! 🤣

[@Gunjoe]

Living in Campbelltown, can agree, ford falcons do indeed count as a luxury vehicle.

[@pandora8610]

I figure the odds of any given person in Gosford being on drugs are pretty high regardless of whether they crash into you or not. And ain't it great to see the coast so well represented on this list.

[@fireskycam9889]

Come to WOY WOY where they just pull you up and say you have to give them ID. I've been pulled up in my car by them a few times and they demand to see my drivers licence. When I ask if I've done anything wrong, his reply was "I'm checking to see if you're wanted". He then stuck his head into my car and started looking around. He then said you can go. They also stopped me going to see my DVA psychiatrist (I did 33 years in the army and came out rather messed up) by not allowing me to get on the train. His excuse was that he didn't know how to read the "Concession Codes" on my free travel card and therefore I wasn't allowed to travel. Mine has the Code "ED" which is Ex Defence and allows free travel due to being on a DVA Gold Card. His final excuse for not letting me go to see my Psychiatrist was "Because I said so". He told me that my Concession Card had been reported stolen. But after I showed him my DVA Gold Card with the same name on it, he gave it back to me. I sat at home for three days wanting to end it all. I tried to lodge a complaint but was laughed at. Each time I asked them to identify themselves and each time they refused. I have no respect for them now and wouldn't urinate on them if they were on fire.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@coffeeeeeeeeee]

Sorry Fire Sky, im glad you were strong and got through. That would have been hell they are lucky you didn't take it out on them. I wish you can be healthy and peaceful in your heart if possible and thank you for serving for so long. You obviously care a lot about our country stay safe 🙏

[@jess1726]

To the internet police: they see me trolling, they hating, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty, my memes are so loud the cops are saying, scrolling they trying to catch me typing dirty

[@metasynaptic9451]

"You can only hear it from 60 blocks away. " Yep. Queanbeyan, Any day of the week ending in Y.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it...

[@samcresp5440]

I wanted to drop this lovely review from a distant suburb I avoid like the plague. I could hear Jordie’s voice while reading it so it was a good laugh. Dandenong Police Station (2 stars as of right now) “I caught a theft who is our neighbour’s kid(14y). I told the police to come and arrest him. However, polices did nothing until I call 000 to get them here. Interestingly, evidence (my wallet) is in front of polices, kid is in front of the polices, they didn’t do anything. This family probably are recidivists. They have so many people’s credit cards when they confessed his son is a theft and showed me a pile of cards. Their address is (just gonna remove the address cause, yknow) Dandenong, Vic I am not living here anymore. Be careful your neighbour and install cameras.”

[@lawfullysuspicious1225]

if you want to see real on the beat policing from Dandenong police's type in Nunya Bizness in the KZbin search and view his channel🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣 he is a legend in his own right, Australia's number 1 police activist

[@liamalexander4054]

0:20 Idk why but I cried laughing at this top intro lmao

[@-Kailinn-]

A few years back in bankstown I watched an asian lady jaywalking in front of 5 police officers standing around doing nothing, and it was 30 cms from a crossing. So naturally they descended on her like vultures, and when questioned she pulled out the classic "No English". The very next day around the same area I watched a female police officer come out of a shop and jaywalk across the road, but in her defence the crossing was a few meters away so she would've had to put effort in to get to it.

[@cc1210]

Jaywalking is a shit law and only Australia loves policing it.

[@aandrewb8411]

Capalaba station reviews. 5 years ago Thanks sooooo much to the 2 dog loving officers who rescued Chloe from death today at Capalaba. You are both wonderful & dealt with a nasty situation promptly & with a fantastic outcome! Hope you heal fast little Chloe. Regards Lisa 6 months ago Arresting citizens for standing up for their basic human rights is a disgrace and unlawful acts. You do not honour your vow to protect the community therefore you do not deserve the community respect. May God have mercy on your soul

[@itookallthenames]

Our local cop had a slogan in the local newsletter “lock it or loose it”. It was corrected after about 20 issues by an editor and he CHANGED IT BACK by the following month

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@itookallthenames]

@@ps5hasnogames55 a fuel tanker exploded in Laos, damaging several nearby vehicles

[@99sports64]

As someone who once lived in wyong and now lives in gosford, I'm really glad I'm in the company of such great public servants and equally great residents

[@iRaptuRz]

Love this series! Will be holding my breathe until the next ep

[@cstubberfield29]

9:22 actually thought there was an ambo outside my house, 11/10 sound effects. - love, a headphone user.

[@jakejenkins3654]

Lodging a request for worst consulate. First place to look is the Consulate-General of the People's Republic of China in Adelaide.

[@flickintassie]

Unfortunately no testicles involved in Tasmania just some burn outs on a football oval & yes there are penguins in Penguin

[@mathewpoole3589]

I haven't lived in Campbelltown since 2005. Glad to see that nothing's changed. Proudly Campbelltown BORNE AND BREAD!!!

[@CherryPickerr]

I believe swinging nuts refers to donuts AKA ''max doughies in the gravel''

[@KathrynHenny]

I love how almost wholesome this ended up being.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@alexanderstevens2442]

I live in helensvale on the Gold coast, I once saw an undercover police stinger gt going past the schools in my area at about 3:15 just pulling over anyone who did over 40, I must've seen them pull over at least three people.

[@leedawg5208]

Just down the road from penguin, should see some more of the tassie cop reviews they’re hilarious

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@michaelsands2356]

Shoutout to goodna station, I got done for drunk and disorderly and because I was in before 9pm I had a choice between maccas, red rooster or dominoes. Not the comfiest bed but it felt great at the time. Really good vibes all round.

[@CheeseDudInTheOven]

4:56 Pretty sure Australia has a constitution, written down and proclaimed just after federation (obviously not as important as the American constitution to yankees but netherless)

[@simonainscough619]

do a bit of study you will be rudely surprised, how lizzie is still the boss of everything and we dont have any guaranteed rights ala the yanks

[@xbfalcon83]

Netherless?

[@ugthump2753]

The Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act 1900 is an Act of the UK Parliament, voted into law by UK politicians.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

@@ugthump2753 well gee its almost like in 1900 the UK had direct rule over us as we weren't federated yet. shocking huh.

[@hexus761]

Didn't think you were going to mention Old Queanbeyan HQ, I was gonna say so, you know, for the beatings.

[@zjzjification]

the worst Red Roosters in Australia

[@siaa7078]

someone broke into my neighbors car a while back and stole around 1000 bucks worth of goods and after going to to the police station he heard from the guy in charge there that a.we don't have enough money to fix our one police car b. you have to be more grateful bec it could be worse(like if it was worse you still won't do anything about it) and my neighbor said he was laughing while saying it. in another occasion where some thief stole my aunts phone cops said " we have his address but we won't dare to go arrest him, but if you bring him to the police station we will"

[@bendover1463]

did i ask?

[@siaa7078]

@@bendover1463 do i care?

[@bendover1463]

@@siaa7078 apparently not

[@laurenzak98]

absolutely need to do the worst servos, there are some realll dodgy ones

[@suicunetobigaara]

"Gosford" Me who lived there: >.> Yeah it's a gold mine.

[@alanbutcher7324]

Gotta say Chelt cells had the best sleeping accommodation gym mats and a couple of blankets, so good in fact I ended back there 2 weeks later and the desk officer knew my name. 5 stars Highly recommended.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@alanbutcher7324]

@@ps5hasnogames55 The 2 villians have booted from the Labor party, the bloke should be charged for sure he is rotten to the core.

[@louisemuggeridge187]

Thank you for making me cry laughing at the thought of someone “Swinging their nuts” and waking people up in Launceston! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Brilliant.

[@Pudlocks]

I love that Labor has been elected and now Jordies is catching up on his comedy series!

[@misatokitty76]

To be fair, the Coalition has really tried these last couple of terms to be a good comedy troupe, but they're really just bad comedy.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it..

[@Pudlocks]

@@ps5hasnogames55 I'm genuinely interested! what have they been found guilty of? anything as despicable as the NSW gov.?

[@lancesimon3301]

The lefties are different to the rest of society. We get great amusement out of them

[@ClassicJohnno]

Engadine Police Station. It’s just a shop front with a sign telling people to contact the police station of the next suburb over

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it...

[@falaramal3979]

As someone who lives in Queanbeyan the loud cars hooning around at 3am are a nightly occurrence. You also regularly see one totalled by the side of the road in the morning

[@nuztuz903]

mark webber is from there and in his book he said he did exactly the same thing

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@0zzyninja]

Kuranda police station: 1 review, 5 stars. "Very helpful people - best police station in town!" My man. It's the ONLY police station in town. Others are 30+ minutes away.

[@balung]

Cop on duty probably wrote his own review.

[@MattBlack6]

I'm now wondering if I should leave a couple of pisstake reviews of my local police station. Although I doubt they would notice, I donated $50 to the local area command dry July fund under the name of Brendan Abbott, and I don't think it's single one of them has clocked that yet.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it

[@hairyscary8511]

Well send them a post card lol..

[@MattBlack6]

@@hairyscary8511 you don't think that's a bit too obvious?

[@hairyscary8511]

@@MattBlack6 well the think heads didn't switch on

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

lol

[@darkjedi9188]

NAAAAH QUEANBEYAN POLICE ARE FUCKEN AWESOME. My front number plate was stolen from my car parked in front of my house. They sent two cops over that night to just check out the situation etc. Then at 6am the next morning the senior constable was out there dusting for fucking finger prints. Then later on that arvo another officer spent what may have been hours door knocking and ask for neighbour CCTV. They were devoted to my front number plate. In amazement and equal amusement, I thought. I pay fuck all tax.

[@Yoshi278]

Its either that or they gotta wrestle with a strung out ice addict. I know I'd prefer to play treasure hunters too lol.

[@PatSmashYT]

tbf the australian constitution has basically been abolished at this point

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it..

[@chrism1503]

- Constitutional lawyer Pat Smash

[@Umesswitdagang]

Should do worst council's Victoria, starting with latrobe valley!

[@chrislowles]

You should definitely get DankPods on for the worst Cash Converters video.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@benschiemer]

9:17 that’s actually exactly how my grandpa died. But that was like 35 years ago so i dont know if that flies these days

[@joshuawightman4461]

Bloody hell that christo bit at the end made me lose it, you deserve the ten thousand dollars Also worst EB games, for something different

[@brendotheoffendo]

Worst EB Games. No.1 All of them.

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.

[@danielwells1734]

He doesn't deserve ten grand. He deserves McQueen's head on a spike. Some "cop" that piece of rat crap turned out to be.

[@dhenderson1810]

The cop saying you can't stop people having a party reminds me of a comedy movie I saw where someone called the police to break up a party, they arrive and then pull some slabs from out of their boot and run inside to join in.

[@JASHIKO_]

Have a go at worst Dentists in Australia! People hate them at the best of times.

[@karenwilliams5941]

Have you done ,MacDonalds? , Train stations? , cinemas

[@HerrSpatz]

pls do worst post offices in Australia. I'll start you with Roseville LPO - the reviews are mouth-wateringly good

[@chickenlittle5095]

Penguin police and speeding penguins had my son and I laughing like we belong in Risdon 😭

[@ps5hasnogames55]

Victorian Labor just got found guilty of corruption by the IBAC (our equivalent of NSW's ICAC) lol but watch jordies never talk about it.