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[@gigasus77]

happy april fools! can't believe a quarter of the years up already! thanks for making it awesome ❤

[@crystal.858]

happy april fools!

[@ChillezOwO]

Hoi

[@dunkinggg]

happy April fools

[@neradoraxx]

Never gonna give up watching pega(mega)sus

[@Colonel_RamRod]

Dude you and your content seriously give my son and I a lot to laugh at, thank you sir!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

That text message with the mosquitoes is one of the worst conversations I've ever heard you read out loud

[@tempest346]

lol I have a Mustache

[@el.pd10]

@@azownedd ONG BRO😭😭😭

[@JavaCake]

You changed your profile picture/avatar lol

[@gamescope218]

300th like 🎉

[@Sexysendeli]

the last 4 words are unnecessary

[@Soul.Resonant]

“When teachers stop class to tell their life stories” Once had a teacher who said math is useful, some kid asked “how” he explained that once he was packing his truck with boxes for a 2 week trip, he had a big long box he wasn’t sure he’d fit. They did some measurements and decided it can fit, *it didn’t fit.*

[@Soul.Resonant]

Finally it’s here kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@p3achyyp8p16]

bots 🙄

[@Anxmaly666]

Finally it's here Your dad with the milk now get a life

[@p3achyyp8p16]

@@Anxmaly666 let's all clap for @Anxmaly the first grader, for they gave us such an original, funny and savage comment!

[@Anxmaly666]

@@p3achyyp8p16 Thanks man I appreciate that a lot. It took a while to come up with that totally original and not stolen comment

[@Apostate_ofmind]

we need to bring judging back into society. Shaming really is about social hygene after a certain point.

[@bombdotcom2168]

People as a whole need to toughen the fuck up (Well, not everyone, but you know what I mean)

[@ProjektTaku]

yes.

[@Memistical]

and yet people get mad when someone makes a dark joke

[@bombdotcom2168]

@@Memistical I understand some dark jokes go too far - But honestly as long as it doesn't get too specific I don't mind dark humor

[@Memistical]

@@bombdotcom2168 Would you be mad if I made jokes about WWII?

[@fleetliftt]

I feel like pegasus had more energy than ever here and i love it

[@Soul.Resonant]

@YeaMan mid + you fell off

[@maldelicious5595]

@yes mid + u fell off + L

[@shehzerkharal7092]

Especially the fact that he’s fighting through Crohn’s disease

[@Anat-0]

@yes mid+u fell off+L

[@TravisFebruary]

My dad was three months from turning 45 when I was born. I can't help but feel disgusted when I hear comments or TikToks made by girls about doing their boyfriend's father, even if it's just a joke.

[@decoraqueena6413]

Nasty gfs are one thing; i mean if they're trash you can leave them, but with relatives it's another story. I'm bewildered on how can a father bring himself to participate in the betrayal his own kids. Disgusting indeed

[@Kiruma_Tatsuki]

@@decoraqueena6413 a friend of mine once found out that his mom was helping his wife cheat on him

[@argentin2306]

@@Kiruma_Tatsuki you made me remember about a Reddit story from a guy and it was the same, all because the guy had low fertility and the mother was crazy for grandchildren

[@wolfetteplays8894]

What ever happened to “if it’s between two consenting adults, it’s fine?”

[@argentin2306]

@@wolfetteplays8894 what do you mean with that? Because if you mean that the girl cheating with the dad is fine because they're both adults and such, no, it isn't fine, in case the son and the girl were married and the son finds out about the affair, he can sue them both for adultery and emotional distress when having the divorce, so the fact that it is a crime that can be taken to court says that It's not fine, unless you mean something else and I missunderstood you

[@overseer5276]

7:38 no one gonna talk about how this is a horrible thing to do? Cop was doing his job and she decided to screw him over for no reason. No one has respect for cops, fire fighters, or soldiers anymore.

[@umhello9962]

Right? 😭 I thought I was the crazy one for thinking that when Pegasus said that’s genius, like bitch no?? That’s being a petty bitch.

[@ninjireal]

Well, she didn’t really screw him over, actually. Cops usually don’t show up to the court, and when they don’t, the charge gets dropped. It’s that simple. The cop was obviously gonna put his firstborn over some stranger getting mad over a ticket. So yeah, cop is definitely fine in this case.

[@sirthisisawendys9030]

@@ninjireal eh, it’s still a crappy thing to do.

[@captainapollo1894]

Soldiers? Guessing you're from the US 😂 I think you mean 'Invaders'

[@ninjireal]

@@captainapollo1894 ok and

[@jackkain]

The teacher life story thing made me remember how my 3rd grade teacher told us alll bout how her and her lover burned her ex-husband's car one night. Pretty sure you can imagine how horrified little us were

[@ProjektTaku]

oh f---

[@euclodies1719]

Sauce pfp?

[@wooshbait6023]

@@euclodies1719 I too want to know the sauce

[@gemoyo5527]

@@euclodies1719 Twisted wonderland Idia, dont know the pic link tho

[@TheGreatCraigWyvern]

@@gemoyo5527 I dunno man, looks more like a man with a hat.

[@breadshapiro1315]

I can't imagine being a parent and sleeping one of my kids' lover. Cause not only the lover broke my kid's heart and trust, I also add pain that will take more years for them to recover.

[@samorowell535]

The April fools joke is that he’s seen way, way worse than this.

[@Maria-jq3zv]

I had a biology teacher (and later had him for forensics) who would tell stories to the class about his life. He had a pretty terrible life, but he had a good attitude about it. He never knew his parents and was in the foster care system (along with his older brother) until he was eight (the brother was ten). And they got abused pretty bad before finally getting adopted by someone. Honestly a great guy and one of the best teachers I’ve ever had. He had such a great outlook on life for having gone through so much. He and I would talk politics and he really helped me when I was going through a lot of stuff at home.

[@ThereIsNoSpoon678]

Ok, that person who scheduled their court date on the due date of the cops child was pretty smart. If it was real. Obviously fake.

[@ninjireal]

The cop doesn’t have to show up, so this is actually completely possible. If the cop doesn’t show up, she gets the charge dropped.

[@ThereIsNoSpoon678]

@@ninjireal I know the situation is real, but I doubt some random person on the internet "actually" did this, instead of just making a funny joke about doing it.

[@chomp5558]

Kinda sad how ppl try to punish police for doing their job. If you overspeed than fuck you and pay

[@LexTime89]

The chances of a baby being born on the predicted due date is very slim. Something like 5% of babies are born on their due date.

[@crystal.858]

3:01 definitely the best worst post ever 6:34 nevermind, this one is the worst one

[@mber.]

fr like why tf would they even do that? it's weird asf

[@somber087]

@@mber. You mean why would they POST that. Some things should be kept to themselves

[@Beth190103KitCat01]

that keanu reeves story was so wholesome

[@ItsDarkHUD]

i know right. i was looking for a comment with some1 saying something about it

[@Dingy-doodles]

9:02, it's not like I needed a reason to love Keanu, but this is another great reason to love Keanu

[@jaziellerobles9332]

Our class would make our teacher talk about her life so that way we wouldn’t take an exam that was due as she talked for too long and there wasn’t enough time in the class. Loved her still, great story teller and teacher

[@ko-chanTHEBULLY]

Wow. I've seen all these twitter posts already somehow. I'm not being sarcastic, it's just that like I'm never on Twitter, so I don't see stuff like this firsthand, and most pegasus videos I watch like this are pretty old. So this is slighyly crazy to me. They're pretty funny though, I even have the original images saved/threads screenshot because I found them so hilarious or genius like that cop one xD

[@shankhadeep64]

Coffee, cookies and Pegasus video.. perfect evening for an introvert like me

[@Stickmon_]

ok "introvert"

[@forgottencorpse69]

It's morning for me lol

[@dudethatcouldcareless8375]

Introverts not shutting the fuck up about saying how introverted they are

[@carl1007]

Holy mother you gives the most edgelord energy ive even seen

[@anarchy3508]

"i thought my boy was cheating so instead of investigating i slept wit his dad. he was gonna propose and i ruined it cuz i jumped to conclusions"

[@runninglyrics]

That’s not all she jumped. 😬

[@dont_scrool_too_much_here]

@@runninglyrics she jumped on the wrong C

[@thomus1025]

The Dad is Worse in my Opinion

[@MegaMilenche]

@@thomus1025 No, dad took one to save his son.

[@MiKi-sx3tt]

That Keanu Reeves story just so wholesome, I might cried a little

[@burnflaze2346]

Keanu Reeves is Jesus reincarnated.

[@Hoogus]

7:46 The girl was literally like “you did your job….so ima ruin your life for no reason :)”

[@astrid8678]

1:16 If anyone's wondering. Pretty sure everything depends on how much you requested to buy and how long it'll take to make it. If someone bought less but got there later than you, they're probs gonna get it first. It doesn't really matter if you're earlier or later, the more food = the longer you wait. And if it went by order, it would be inconvenient for most people.

[@21ozrecommended41]

The first person probably got erased from the will

[@RattlebonesTheThird]

Fr (sorry for bots)

[@cookieman4578]

We love ya bro. Glad to see your energy up🙏💯💯

[@cookieman4578]

@dorka common misconception. I'm actually half cookie/half man. Im cookie below the waist tho Give em thwt chips a HOY

[@blobybloby2172]

@@cookieman4578 lore, damb. Tell me more

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Why is his energy up

[@berserkagain7976]

I'm going to hell for laughing at the "somebody took a bite" one lmaO

[@גוהטנקס]

7:12 you forgot to talk about his dad agreeing to it

[@MegaMilenche]

Even if dad said no to his daughter in law, it still doesn't erase the fact that she wanted to do it.

[@I_Have_No_Enemies_At_All]

6:48 "Come on, your dad" well...she kinda....you know.....

[@bernie316]

Pegasus the one with the girl with glasses was trying to make the cop miss the birth of their child

[@gamerboyxx1557]

the last one is so relatable, my teacher would just keep on speaking and randomly starts talking about how it was back in the days for like 10 mins straight

[@ItHappens129]

8:00 that wasn’t genius, that’s just being a petty loser. Why you trying that hard to inconvenience someone for following law? Idk man, there’s a reason why she was on women posting Ls

[@ninjireal]

She inconvenienced the cop by contesting the ticket in the first place, there’s a chance he wouldn’t show up anyway, as cops normally don’t. All she did was make him definitely not want to come and thusly she’d get her charges dropped since he wouldn’t be there to defend his action. Literally, she wins but he doesn’t lose.

[@celestiapoodenburg5yago870]

Still funny

[@denyhaguilar679]

Satan seeing her in Hell: *I WILL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER THE WORST FATE A SINFUL LIKE YOU DESERSVES.*

[@legend8202]

@@ninjireal Doesn't stop it from being a shitty thing to do to someone just doing their job. After all, one's intentions tend to matter more.

[@mage1439]

@@ninjireal I like how you consistently just talk about how she won and she's smart and gloss right over how much of an utter scumbag trick she pulled.

[@isaidisaidisaidimfromhawai5289]

1:25 Yeah the way the MacDonald's system works is if someone's meal is easier to make than yours, their meal will be made before your meal is made. Especially if your meal requires ingredients that are cooking because the cooks don't have any on hand. Hope that made sense. New subscriber by the way, thanks for the content.

[@hayond656]

My Class loved it when our Teachers would share their life stories It gave off good vibes and my classmates would make jokes about it and the Teacher would sometimes join in Plus it's a nice break from usual school stuff

[@What-kn9cl]

3:41 hits harder when you cant see stars cause you're in the city

[@mexlquinmaxtrix721]

5:31 if they "lacked" something, why be with them in the first place?

[@Icanplayz]

Dude that music at the beginning is gonna make me cry the memories

[@ninjireal]

7:46 the cool thing is, she didn’t actually mess this guy up. the only thing she did was dodge the ticket. Cause if the cop doesn’t show up to court, she gets off scott free, and that happens often anyhow.

[@aidynchristiansen4947]

“Teachers have the craziest stories” one of my teachers stopped a fight by saying she was “too pregnant to deal with it” another one was almost eaten by an allegator and was in “desert storm”

[@whoami3862]

The part about teachers having crazy stories is so true. One time, my ELA teacher told us, in the middle of independent work time, that he had once tried to stab his brother. Oh, and that he talked with Johnny Depp over tea.

[@thebaneofhumanity.]

1:50 the roast was so good even the creator liked it

[@tjyouman5282]

"Damn who took a bite?" fuckin killed me 💀

[@jenneacubero1036]

For the chick who rescheduled her court date, it'd serve her right if the cop's baby was born a week or two before.

[@ninjireal]

Don’t worry, cops often don’t show up to the court. The only thing she did was get her charge dropped, the cop was free to just leave it alone.

[@MegaMilenche]

@@ninjireal She was still a psycho for thinking about it and actually doing it. If it wasn't just a skit.

[@ChillezOwO]

Plz just let the last 3 years be a big April fools joke

[@justswift5369]

"omg uys it's here!!!!!!1" [bullshit link]

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

If only

[@Pika-Chu64]

I'd be more mad at the dad

[@shubhojeet2358]

@YeaMan L

[@shubhojeet2358]

@YeaMan L

[@ChonkedCat]

@YeaMan L

[@izzyha6173]

@YeaMan L

[@jackkain]

@YeaMan L + Learn how to spell, jesus man

[@ProjektTaku]

Ah, I can't believe she splet with his dad, what a wacky and bizarre series of events, goodbye!

[@crystal.858]

not the dad, gotta blame the dad for that. shouldn’t he be aware that his son would be proposing and should have said no to her?? WTF

[@clarkkent6927]

Exactly

[@whythough4848]

Honestly hope the dude who was gonna propose got tf outta there . Like if the dad knew (and even if he didn't) that's pretty messed up. The girlfriend too is to blame . Fucked up all around. 🤦

[@DivineDefect]

Gotta blame the girl for it too, she knowingly cheated on him with his own Dad without the full picture.

[@MegaMilenche]

See, even if her future father in law told her, it still wouldn't delete the fact that she wanted to f**k him to spite his son. And then let this person marry into your family later. No. Dad took revenge for his son.

[@LindonSlaght]

"the people you're releasing to" crying rn tyvm

[@aquanas]

It's 1:00 in the morning but it does not matter because Pegasus posted, sacrifices must be made

[@zerogrey3798]

My daughter beat the shit out of the last woman that cheated on me. You cheat, you pay for it. There is NEVER an excuse for cheating, if you're gonna do it just break up with the other half. It could lead to a lot of hurt further down the road. And I agree with a poster below, we need to bring back public shaming, there was a time when people were afraid of other people's opinions when it came to shit like cheating, now they wear it like a badge of honor.

[@killa8092]

6:34 like mother like daughter...

[@optimisticwatermelon]

The day someone digs up some dirt about Keanu is the day murder becomes legal for just that one person.

[@synergy8879]

this is why we judge people. this is exactly why. we judge them so they stop doing shitty things.

[@JDubs1464]

The mosquito dude is getting bitches and I’m NOT?! 😭😭

[@randomcartoonfan8993]

Donuts and a pegasus video.. what a great morning

[@WatermeIon_juice]

6:57 honestly I’m glad that guy got away. Like bruh- yeah it would have been very wrong if he was cheating. But what the hell-. At least now he knows to stay away from her. And his dad-

[@nero.blackstar]

"Teachers telling their life stories" Ahm yes, my grade 11 law teacher telling us about how he got arrested in Egypt. Or grade 10 religion teacher telling us about how he lives next to a farm, or in grade 5 when a supply teacher told us about his family travelling on boats.

[@NephariusAMG]

7:55 um oke, this is chick is a LEGEND. that was a LEGENDARY move. well played

[@Flyingwalrus42]

7:53 that’s not genius that’s petty and psychotic how are you on her side, dudes first born child and he was just doing his job…

[@jacksonthebiscuit.583]

Yep true

[@MegaWindup]

Exactly made me so fucking mad like you broke the law and you’re an a**hole congrats xD

[@mage1439]

Isn't what she did some form of obstruction? It'd be funny if her speeding ticket turned into prison time.

[@do_haegh6178]

"do your research on the people you're releasing" *"Come on"*

[@mage1439]

"You slept with his dad?" I think in this case it's more relevant that his dad slept with her.

[@Hfthvfdvnjtv]

One time one of my teachers life stories were, He was on a farm and he had this horse. The horse never really cared for him. But one day while he was feeding the horse his hand slipped somewhere I forgot where but it aggravated the horse. The horse started chasing my teacher around his yard trying to kick and bite him. Soon his dad came and stopped the horse and my teacher got a spanking for making the horse mad. He always had so many interesting stories about his life in Puerto Rico. He was the nicest teacher and the funniest too. If I had something wrong he would actually sit and listen to what I had to say. I feel really bad for him though because most of the class overheard him talk about his mother’s death. He always said his mother cared for him the most. Idk why I’m talking about my teacher but true respects to him :)

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

Girl jumped to that conclusion like the floor opened up beneath her and it was the only solid ground near😂🤣

[@lucifers__chiild3538]

Nooooo my MATH teacher once stopped teaching to tell us that he had a cat and he rolled over on it while sleeping and it died. I’ve never recovered 😂😂

[@popcultureoverdosed]

" Damn who took a bite" Nah that shit was mad funny.

[@deliks3955]

Year 2 day 5 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.

[@solalandis]

9:34 I remember my teacher that for the whole day almost cried sharing her sad story (that is connected to our lesson btw )to all of her class

[@_aj_6760]

1:30 probably had a big order and they had to make more fries/burgers patties

[@patthehat455]

When u said about teachers having the craziest stories, it reminded me of when my English teachers pet turtle was accidentally left outside in a kiddie pool overnight in winter and got frozen, frozen as in the type of frozen in cartoons where they're in a block of ice, fast forward 3 days and they have the turtle in a box bc they're gonna get it buried, my teacher heard scratching in the box and the turtle was melted and alive, the bitch cryogenically froze a turtle by accident

[@somebodysomewhere5571]

“Damn who took a bite” that had me dying bro that’s too funny

[@idrawforfun]

0:57 im dying rn Pegasus face when he had a realization

[@megisonika]

"I don't think you need a reason to have a crush on Keanu Reeves" - Pegasus XDDD Love that

[@jotarosans7540]

There is a special place in heaven for Keanu

[@masterkillx]

"you cant say that" whos gonna stop me the one arm girl? i only gotta catch one hand

[@thehorrorhound6575]

The genuine way that pegasus says “teachers have the most interesting stories I don’t know what’s with them.” Was so wholesome

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

Thumbnail be like: Congratulations, you’ve played yourself.

[@Caleb-fv5fp]

2:57 boo as in ghosts from Mario

[@reinathefox6600]

We live in an age that I and ironically don’t know if people are serious they don’t know how ticket numbers work for fast food.

[@trevormouse6422]

She got with the prequel after the sequel "The prequel is unequal"

[@PRETTYMUCHNOONEIGUESS]

Sometimes I wonder if that maybe I'll never do somthing great, sometimes I think maybe I am not the smartest. Then you post a video and I start to think that maybe it's not so bad.

[@jirosantos8622]

Okay to be fair in the mosquito chat they probably were enjoying themselves laughing and cringing while you are still single

[@Smiffis]

holy shit i cannot believe that joe biden said that at 3:09

[@coltforceplayer]

Grandparents are temporary, but DOOM is ETERNAL

[@thischannelisback3153]

shortest intro ever, cinemasins would be proud

[@kayyduu]

*teachers stopping to tell their life stories* their life stories: "when i was a kid i had to climb mountains. i had to fly to get ot school OH and i also had to fight two lions on my way!"

[@hollybeske8649]

Public shaming should be okay for people like them.

[@whichphilosipher9023]

*"Why you gotta, sleep with my daaaaaaad..."*

[@DJ-73]

"I'm an atheist. I believe in god. Yes we exist." No, Abbas Hachem would be a theist, not an atheist. 😂

[@lexiepetite8634]

Man you look so much healthier today! You look GOOD

[@shawnvofficial]

Keanu Reeves seriously is one of the most wholesome celebrities that has ever exist. Dude regularly does things like what was mentioned in this video. Bros a legend

[@jacobcox4565]

My Physical Science teacher was the one who shared a bunch of his life stories, like how one time he almost died because he took a nap while he was cooking chicken and it was billowing smoke by the time he woke up.

[@parker_smith72]

"listen... Keanu Reeves is just god" says Pegasus unironically.

[@janellafernandez6476]

My deepest condolences to the family, relatives, and friends

[@soulsurvivor2706]

7:50 that is diabolical genius

[@turkeyswissandcheddaronwho8203]

This made me commit pain inside

[@Selevers-eclipse]

4:54 bros card must have declined last session 💀

[@CrunchMaster69]

The Keanu Reeves story took away all of the pain from the video before

[@chiefavagef0x837]

7:26 Hey you kno what that actually makes sense if your reasoning is because money's tight lol

[@angel-nv7jk]

On this episode 'humanity sucks'...

[@mistercreep2002]

i had 2 teachers in highschool (they were married i had them both as teachers, one in french, the other in physics and biology) and each week they would start the class with a 15-20 minute story of their crazy life. Which were really interesting. I also had an other teacher who would start every single class by saying welcome to my science class, put your schoolbag on the ground, not on your desk, look in front (in french it sounds better) and would tell some jokes that he found on internet or a book full of jokes that he bought every 2-3 years. This teacher teached did that for 35 years, and actually went to university in teaching degree after his chemistry degree because he went in the wrong bus (i don't know the details) i loved my highschool because of these teachers (every teachers i've had tbh)

[@spookypopcorn]

5:28 uh what? 🤨 she belongs on the streets and if I ever even slightly become this way I'm jumping off a bridge to save people the trouble 💀

[@DenverStarkey]

"who took a bite" that is fucking hilarious. would be even funier if : plot twist , her arm was eaten by a shark while swiming in the ocean.