The Worst RNG In History (60 Seconds)

[@thirstysoil5848]

"Ted run all day everyday! what do we learn? Ted is weak and I hate him."

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

All Day... Everyday... I watch planet starlight chasers excellent ALL DAY. EVERYDAY ALL DAY... EVERYDAY...

[@dooooooook3610]

the problem with 2 people run is when 1 person inevitably dies you’re screwed

[@sarahmellinger3335]

3 person run optimal enough saftey and no starvation

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

I cant wait till he plays 60 Parsecs again and realizes how much better the opening looting part of that one is compared to this

[@darksoulsrage1270]

Thank you for reminding me that exists

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

@@darksoulsrage1270 Glad I could help :)

[@walrider8073]

i would be so hyped for NL playing 60 parsecs again

[@queenofsprinkles]

@@walrider8073 Did he do more than the NL Tries of it? I searched his channel and I can't find anything else. Was also hoping to see more tbh.

[@The_Bunger]

Title: The Worst RNG In History NL: *starts with a free gas mask and radio from the shelter and briefcase*

[@zoid_on_youtube]

and then forgets to use the gas mask lul

[@mikedavidson6454]

Not to mention he skipped the doctors event and skipped the showering event where if he does either hes totally fine in the second run lmao

[@eeeertoo2597]

Scrambled EGG was too focused on Gartic Phone he forgot to give him a mask

[@anarchylad]

20 seconds in - "This is an incredible start" 70 seconds in - "This run is already a disaster" Rollercoaster of emotions right there

[@solarneb5546]

it is possible to cure a persons sickness by feeding them as soon as they become hungry for a few days consecutively. may help when lacking first aid kits.

[@softreyna]

I'm new to this game so maybe I'm missing something, but in general waiting until starvation/dehydration seems like a questionable strategy when one serving of food/water doesn't completely set them back to normal.

[@reticentsins]

@@softreyna I don't know how the game works exactly, but early on when he played the game people said he was giving them resources more than needed so he swapped to this way.

[@softreyna]

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[@Nutman2001]

@@softreyna Pretty much all it does is hurt their sanity lol

[@mathbookhero]

@@softreyna thank you for just sending me down a rabbit home of ROT13 and various other encryption methods

[@alphakicker8499]

Gotta love the stark contrast of him saying “unbelievably good start” and the video title

[@zach11241]

That’s how you know this is gonna be good! :)

[@XzMondayNightzX]

See the thing about tainte....radioactive ted is that he only brings back good items. ... or he just dies because he's weak.

[@KoalawithaBeanie]

“There’s just no time honey.”

[@lukahovanec4192]

Lesson of the day : Have your daily showers folks!

[@colonian83]

The real lesson of the day: Hold W and move the mouse to run instead of asd

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

You get 3 days, no problem, day 4 is risky

[@kiyokiyoko]

60parsecs would be max pog since i think you know most of the events in this one by now

[@alyssasauce3844]

Yes please

[@TuurBe]

The crab walk is obviously slower though :^S

[@hawkrivers-garrett9315]

Seriously, what the hell?

[@toomuchinvigilation2419]

@@hawkrivers-garrett9315 New Meta :P

[@DumbArse]

it's the new "no-key meta"

[@ovvenonball7606]

It’s better for tight spaces movement, but so much slower in the Main hallway

[@M3GAMAN100]

I love how he stands by his "crabwalk strat" when it's so obviously slower and harder to control

[@21blackopsbeast]

Please make this a regular series NL, I look forward to seeing these anytime they pop up on your channel.

[@ssgoko88]

That's old nl

[@darksoulsrage1270]

It would be career suicide

[@CasplenYT]

Not sure if you'll see this, but the text given when preparing for an expedition shouldn't be skipped. Any message that says "there are bandits around" means that sending someone out will result in them not returning.

[@aswdfrhb]

Someone tell nl there is a chance if its day 5 or prior it could be one of the family members he left behind when the knocking door event happens

[@stuffyworld10]

Crab walk is literally slower than moving normally. It's good to finesse into rooms, but when you're in the hall just book it man

[@SpeedOfRound]

If you don't shower, everyone gets sick. 100% of the time. Thats how the event works.

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

What's wrong smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?

[@xK3NNY52]

6 minutes in, Ted is sick, MJ Just left and the thumbnail includes Delores, 2 runs guaranteed

[@lycos94]

both children in one room ''this room is a waste''

[@Johnny_Shikari]

NL: Let's just play some 60 Seconds before gartic phone. Maybe we'll discover some interesting events and have a decent run RNGsus: NOPE

[@jackrosen1]

I've started saying I'm going to turn into the joker and can of corn and I'll be all right. Eggman is getting to me.

[@evanholscher1869]

I’m looking forward to the day he does a run without collecting anything at the start

[@Bendetoma]

Its not like the log explained why MJ was hurt if you bothered to read it.

[@seankenny174]

He was secretly on tsar bomba- the rng put him onto tsar bomba when he selected fat man difficulty

[@MegaAnno2]

The Crabwalk meta is the worst x'D

[@walrider8073]

60parsecs would be absolute amazing to watch! the game has so many different endings you can go for

[@MassiveScore]

Without playing it myself, the controls look more annoying than the time limit during the 60 second setup.

[@7HatimF16]

Timmy has become a raider 😂

[@leejames929]

Anyone else feel that crabwalk meta is bad

[@TheTwit1995]

This series is the bomb, and I want more. Please. If you could. Thank you.

[@xhappybunnyx]

I'm in love with how you say "soup"

[@mikedavidson6454]

I love how he says its the worst rng ever but he skipped the event where they will come back and heal the whole family later if you give them water and skipped the event that got his whole family sick lol. Classic egg for sure

[@milkandcigs]

Dunkey dunk dunk dunk

[@Tsungeru]

POG this video is going to give me a second wind during work. 🙏This break is blessed🙏

[@trashhuman8458]

Kids call me old and the Sadie's Hawkins dance he referenced was before I was a year before I was born time is wild man

[@buttersstotch5970]

He definitely did not go to the dance in 1998 like he said, he was probably only 7 or 8 at the time. He was just exaggerating

[@smoothjas]

17:36 but timmy came back with a gas mask and map 8( he tried

[@Z070.]

60 Seconds makes my day!

[@toomuchinvigilation2419]

Man, the survivors must really hate this damn briefcase, they yeet it on almost every expedition. Also, I don't think giving them food/water/weapons as equipment does anything. The rest of the items might give some extras, like water in case of padlock, food in case of checkers and first aid kit in case of ammo.

[@seanbradley8516]

Looking at the start I think you have to face stuff to pick them up and put them in the bunker and also crab walk accelerates faster but normal walk has higher max speed

[@TheAwikak]

32 min? must be a speedrun

[@gregg8344]

GET DAN ON THIS ! youre 100% right !

[@Crystal_959]

NL's learning but he's still sending out family members with entire cans of soup and/or bottles of water when 1/4 of such would last them the whole trip Also, helping the spider lady allows her to, at a later date, return and feed you, resetting your whole family’s hunger. Likewise buying the elderly gentleman’s rock allowed him to, at a later date, come back with a very large jug of water and reset the family’s thirst

[@xiantalleythomss7580]

Keep track on who become hungry dehydrated thirsty starving if you only have one click give the food or water to the one who was starved or dehydrated first this tip saved my bacon

[@shakushki]

I don’t understand why he doesn’t start on the far end of the house. It gives him time to position and he just wastes it !!

[@shakushki]

OoooOOOooo. He did go to the back.

[@koshgam]

I wonder if NL controls are actually messed up, my man looks the funniest, crab strats

[@nich3897]

Any% no shower sickrun

[@jstevenbj]

Ayyy 60 Seconds

[@underdarkness7692]

Is crabwalk meta just no key meta in disguise

[@akkabouzz6472]

This is my favorite series apart from xcom and isaac. Keep up the amazing work!

[@telmosuntila4139]

Waiting for nl to talk about the Finland-Canada final

[@shiningsun4023]

Can't wait to see where this will go! I don't know why buutt.. This? Right here? Is my perfect evening entertainment. Something about it just hits the spot if you know what I'm saying 😏

[@Cardtrix77]

Same. Always look forward to the NL upload

[@jakx2ob]

no mask yolo strats

[@coolfool183]

does NL ever play online games with followers? how I'd love to bounce some ideas off of his dome

[@lycos94]

i enjoy these a lot, but i feel like this game would be a lot better if the events werent so super repetitive, there should be way more of them so you dont encounter the same things over and over every run

[@everynameistakencrap]

Rip

[@frenzana3]

let's goooooo!

[@FlyingArcher45]

Cömmënt

[@bavv3441]

This game is so funny :)

[@ShayJ1337]

Title worst rng first 5 min of gameplay is making me think its not the rng at fault here

[@HallowingEchos]

69 views, nice

[@maciekx10]

Ok first time seeing him play this and I have to ask: is he playing on a laptop with a trackpad or is he being stupid and using a controller?

[@MilkyChanCiel]

Eyy errybody

[@QuethLevi]

yo

[@harmonygarcia333]

pog

[@bigbrojz66]

Yo

[@ulmxn]

play red dead the people have been demanding

[@gokhankarakaya4740]

yo

[@nonameman5]

yo

[@dismist3755]

yo