The WORST Rocket League Team in RLCS

F2 officially enters RLCS even though it shouldn't have.
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We decided to start training for the Rocket League Championship or RLCS. They stood no chance...but yet NeatMike Woofless and Jon Sandman decided to sign up for season 3 of RLCS anyways..Just some ranked 3's in this episode.

[@Death_Sweet]

Whenever Mike laughs, a dead family pet gets it's wings.

[@kubaswiatek7185]

My dog just flew out of my fridge

[@Will-rw8mf]

My little brother just flew up form the basement wtf

[@djhxgaming9965]

Death Sweet my dog just landed in that tree!!!!

[@PPMongo]

My dog just flew off of my dinner plate

[@utryping]

^ what the fuck

[@krokanjer]

Can't we as fans just title NeatMike as captain? mean, he started the team and is clearly the best.

[@carlanton23]

Not when they themself challenges each other for the title and then one wins it, but what they could do is challenge for captain multiple times.

[@nikj1178]

yeah, but he is still clearly better +carl martin folvik aaneby

[@carlanton23]

GonnaDoStuff not in 1v1 aperantly...

[@archmagemadara6979]

Siebe Aalvink nein

[@matthewbrack2794]

Jon won fair and square

[@stengrus6486]

Man, these old videos makes me wanna cry. I miss F2

[@JohnsFrusciante]

Fr prime content gone to shit, I’m tired of vlogs and stupid unboxing channels, Mike was the SHIT and he just fucked off on me

[@NeatMike]

Here is a long girthy chunk of gameplay for everyone that has been missing vids like this. *Lots of cringy moments here bois*

[@kubaswiatek7185]

NeatMike 1v1 me little bitch

[@mohamedsaeed2208]

NeatMike fuck ya finally uploaded but jon is the true captain!! 👩‍✈️

[@thatrandomdude7008]

NeatMike yes

[@djhxgaming9965]

NeatMike wtf why aren't u the captain!!! Roast the f2 tm8's pls And check out my channel 1v1 me pls

[@yeahok4914]

NeatMike Jon is #notmycaptain

[@Jnator-jz4nx]

"She may be 13 but those lips be 18" -Neatmike 2017

[@Taboo08]

im dying lmao

[@nathanielnielsen1209]

I'm just watching all his videos on repeat. He ain't coming back bois

[@shimmyyeleye9185]

Me too lol

[@spk1121]

Thankfully, you were wrong. He's back! Rejoice, The Captain has returned 👍😃👍

[@milotselimi8786]

1:06 my parents thought i was watching porn ffs

[@NeatMike]

mmm i'm getting hard just thinking of your parents

[@burger9997]

NeatMike ur crazy

[@ineedair7112]

NeatMike not cool dude Even as a joke...

[@milotselimi8786]

NeatMike im getting hard thinking of my parents too

[@dimez3702]

J.akthar grow a spine

[@justinc5385]

#helenkelleristhetruecaptain

[@ace-ur9th]

Justin Cacciatore YES

[@alexpaget55]

#helenkelleristhetruecaptain

[@jadraisi8804]

was about to go to sleep then got a notification for my weekly dose of cancer

[@Lol-zj1kl]

Jak raisi Mike made me like cancer

[@jadraisi8804]

Lol same

[@davidnewbon4385]

That's not even funny cancer is a serious disease

[@bluewater6283]

David Newbon u rght

[@yogya6697]

@@davidnewbon4385 stfu

[@djhxgaming9965]

Neat mike is the best RL player of 2017 tho and he deserves 1 mill subs he is a meme lord and a roasting machine we all love ya!!!

[@Danny-hd9dt]

Luke, the banter just flew right past you.

[@djhxgaming9965]

Luke Stoyanoff I could beat kronovi im grand champ too

[@ExtractPlays]

+Dj H XgamingX could you beat kuxir 97 tho

[@LucasN0015]

Looks like Mike made another YT account to inflate his ego...

[@thehamman5788]

"gooder" ...

[@alexpetrov2389]

#notmycaptain

[@NeatMike]

I don't condone this (keep saying it tho)

[@utobe_.5576]

lmao thats why i love this channel,soo stupid

[@hamzaaa591]

NeatMike didn't you make F2?

[@hamzaaa591]

U should be captain

[@hamzaaa591]

Alex Petrov ur so right

[@skillisha4130]

Been coming back to these vids for 2 years

[@triancalifornia944]

make that 3

[@chriscd135]

MIKES UPLOAD SCHEDULE Monday- if he feels like it Tuesday- if he feels like it Wednesday- if he feels like it Thursday- if he feels like it Friday- if he feels like it Saturday/Sunday1 HELL NAW

[@johngillis6831]

I dig your comedy taste Mike

[@1k_okt]

Johnmikeless should be captain tbh...

[@NeatMike]

stop taking the safe option and just tell me you want rob as captain you FUCK :'''(

[@ryanbaker1097]

You mean Jonmikeless?

[@54NDW1CH]

NeatMike no any1 but rob

[@huw1686]

Ryan Baker a

[@rogueystew]

12:00 lol that laugh tho

[@bencu6839]

19:00 - 19:15 probably the best 15 seconds in rl history. You have "Wh-ha-ha who hit me there?" and "WhhAAT iS GOInG ON?"

[@TylerNohbuddy]

the only reason i watch mike more than john and rob is 1 - edited videos 2 - actually funny

[@brianarnesman5044]

Mike you're still my captain

[@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806]

We miss you

[@krzysiekvthree5950]

neatmike is real captain, he is the only one with balllzz big enough to make f2 visible at RLCS at all

[@cloudydreamn9252]

Mike could probably start a cult and get away with it

[@itMeGlenn]

Jon sounds like he is in desperate need of of clearing his throat.

[@andrewcole6459]

I know, it's majestic.

[@officergreg1318]

😏I could help with that😏

[@garfieldblessesyouwithadri3944]

@@officergreg1318 hahaha

[@MichaelB5522]

I hope you guys win so much..also love you Mike

[@R-Miles289]

Jon, Rob and Mike are the perfect example of a joke gone too far xD

[@xenblaz3787]

4years later and Mike seems hes joined Helen Keller

[@spk1121]

He's back! Rejoice, The Captain has returned 👍😃👍

[@salvulcano210]

19:21 wtf that was actually good

[@n0v4lowlifecunt76]

sandman keeps wasting all the boost and that triggers me

[@themonroe654hd6]

N0v4 LowLifeCunt Goong to call him sandman from now on

[@Shivaxi]

3 times a day? that's it? maybe I have a problem if that isn't normal...

[@Nenkos]

If I'm being honest, this is easily the funniest F2 video. I was almost dying of laughter the whole time, thanks for the quality content Mike! :)

[@ShadowNova300]

It's funny to me how Jon tells you not to edit, but I actually like your videos more because you do edit. They aren't as long and it makes them funnier. like at 2:10. Also if you guys won RLCS with a flying F that would be fantastic.

[@J3rs3yM1k3]

"Jon! What do you expect me to do? I don't have any boost!" (has 81 boost) hahaha

[@altoism9285]

Rob is the guy who goes up for aerial shots when the ball is rolling on the ground, Jon chases the ball and wastes boost, and Mike just wants to find a car that isn't autistic.

[@Shadicti]

Honestly, you guys have the potential to be in the Top 64 but you guys have to fix certain things. 1. Boost usage. Jon literally wastes all his boost and just goes back and grabs literally 5 boosts within 20 seconds (Check his video, 17:30 - 17:50). In RLCS I can already tell that you won't have time to always get boost so use it wisely and use the pads, they are there for a reason. And sometimes it's better to just hit the ball with the front side instead of dodging 2. Communication/Rotation. If someone is making the pass (Player A), he should definitely go back to the goal to get some boost and let the one who is waiting around midfield/goal (Player C) go to the front and take the shot in case Player B misses. Basically after a fail or an attempt, go back to the goal and let the next player who was in the back take your spot. Also, making calls is crucial when defending. Not everyone should go for the same one so announce as soon as possible 3. Especially while watching Jons video I noticed that he just fails with the dodging. Maybe try actually hitting the ball underneath the ball with your front side/parts of your wheels to get it up high instead of directly to the ground to where the opponent is waiting. Whenever you can pop the ball up high, do it. 4. Rob needs the F2 in his title lol Now just some feedback to you guys' playstyles Rob: Rob has definitely the skill to redirect balls in certain directions in the air and has a good positioning. You basically have the raw skills lol, good defending skills as well, keep it up Mike: Fucking love you dude, you play the best alongside Rob. You got the ground- and air skills. You also use the dodging wisely (3:38) and overall like Rob you know how to play the game and not just rush to the ball. Just specialize on your technique Jon: Well, Jon has the positive vibe to win lol, you never give up. Though you could need some practice with aerial shots and generally how to use the double jump wisely/how to get up in the air fast enough etc. but if you get the chance to dribble you mostly get it through the defense. Just fix your boost addict problem, do an Intervention if necessary and fix your aerial shots

[@Shadicti]

Bob Smith I tried being optimistic and nice lol. Obviously they won't get into the finals or anything, I'm actually wondering how they can be super champion in 2v2s but yea. It is still good to give them hopes and trying their best to imptove. I'm pretty sure that Jon will be a border for them but that's good, he will learn because of that and maybe in season 4 they can get the rlcs contender title

[@gamingegg293]

lil goat These Lot Will be Way Further Behind Campingrusher Finished 168 In RLCS. They Have The Consistency Unlike The So Called 'F2' I know I'm Not Some Kronovi But They Need to fix Up If they Want to Be Anywhere Near Top 64

[@Max-me9ol]

Shadicti so basically they are trash and need to change completely?

[@welshbolshevik]

Shadicti okay know-it-all you proved your point

[@toxichyperz1388]

Fan bot there shit

[@officergreg1318]

Brooooo... this popped up in my homepage and I thought he uploaded a new video😑😭🌝

[@toxthexxgallows]

Jon being captain is an alternative fact #notmycaptain

[@andrewcole6459]

Kind of disappointed that some golden moments from Rob's and Jon's videos were excluded from this one, but still hilarious.

[@roytal4302]

Dont talk about lag unless you have a ping of 988

[@roytal4302]

Thing is I got that ping on a xbox one

[@amatorif]

Roytal that's very specific. Does 989 not count? what about 987? I need answers.

[@roytal4302]

amatorif no it has to be 988

[@tx9mdy653]

amatorif there is no 987 or 989 ping in rocket league, kinda weird tbh

[@vish2517]

anything above 120 is not playable trust me

[@Hyenabro]

14:43 “I don’t have any boost, Jon” bruh

[@mop_44]

Peak rocket league content

[@TheShpion4ik]

true

[@MainooFan]

John "Mike go for it" Mike I have no boost" Has 81 boost still lol 14:43

[@aaroncroucher2468]

LFT means 'LetsFuckTonight' #notmycaptain

[@CORF.]

Mike getting fucked over by lag and nobody believing him in the moment is always my favorite part of these F2 videos lmao

[@notmyrealname567]

I figured the F2 official song would be that "Skin" song by Rhianna.... hmmmm

[@Lego-wu1us]

Quote "I'm gonna cut that out" on the most embarrassing thing he could of done but... No cut out

[@Queli__]

Mike has the coolest voice on KZbin .

[@SpenceTheHoosier]

Xlassicboy Look up zefrank

[@merienda4958]

Look up prozd

[@maguirehodgson9120]

Look up raccoon eggs

[@milesscheuering841]

Oh man I absolutely died laughing while watching this video. Damn Mike this is good shit

[@SRLTUESDAYS]

If I had to take a shot every time Neatmike uploaded a terrible video I would have to take 116 shots

[@SRLTUESDAYS]

Benther fixed it

[@JDimes30]

Mike gets so happy everytime Rob or Jon scores because it's so unexpected lmao

[@rockabillyrebel2937]

Jon had a video in 1 hour, and you got 19 min😂

[@davidnewbon4385]

Jon said he wasnt editing the vid

[@rockabillyrebel2937]

JustAnother MEMER a bit late?

[@justiceissweet8529]

Yup 3 years late

[@justiceissweet8529]

Rip mike

[@luka-draka]

I miss these times

[@cameronkhanpour3002]

HOLY FUK IM IN THE VIDEO 2:19

[@drivewaypanna]

Damn

[@ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186]

nice one mate

[@flcderpz2952]

Says F2 fake

[@peopleperson]

I miss you Mike.

[@JR1DD]

Who cares about captain when there are admins of meme pages out here selling dank memes to kids

[@RambinoYT]

I just keep playing 19:00 over and over and over again!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!! WHO HIT ME THERE??!?!?? ROB!!!!

[@JThePilot]

my friend said "woofless should be let off the team" and I said "I agree"

[@xandokay]

14:44 "I don't have any boost bro" *100 boost*

[@messymike2654]

Jon's singing is pretty hot. I'd date.

[@BB-gx3te]

MessyMike fuck*

[@NAMskalle]

Did you just make messymike a channel?! Subbed

[@MRGCProductions20996]

that is mike, jon only sings COME BACK TO ME shouting

[@JoaoPaulo-sk9of]

I love Mikes dark humor so much :D

[@moses7049]

#notmycaptain #mikeismydad

[@zqezxv_0]

1:10 me when I react when I have school

[@vreplay7674]

20 minutes of video? Who's channel is this, Jon Sandless?

[@alenkurtagic8933]

14:41 "i dont have any boost" has full tank

[@CedricBerton]

I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!! ▶ 🔘──────── OO:21

[@paxedelmrcy9653]

cedric berton lol

[@jace_mmvii3328]

I love this hopefully they don’t fall apart and play with anthena and never post and Jon hits 1 million

[@hollandmoore9159]

JACE DE MAC bruh it would never happen right?

[@jace_mmvii3328]

It’s the same possibility as kronavi getting kicked from g2

[@callumowen4986]

Who's gonna be the vice captain ?

[@moses7049]

Callum Owen jon because mike is real captain

[@michaelgunderson4353]

this is crazy looking back on this

[@Abu_Qalb]

#NOTMYCAPTAIN

[@Abu_Qalb]

.

[@benmc0765]

#MYCAPTIN

[@Hello--There]

#NOTMYCAPTAIN #JonIsCaptain #helenkeller #MikeIsDaddy #toomanyhashtags

[@brandonvaughn2206]

I love it when mike is toxic it's so hilarious

[@deandefilippo568]

Hi Mike!

[@Shivaxi]

god damn that outro tune is PHAT AF

[@iffycoronett1242]

intro tune is good tho do you have song title?

[@Rooster84]

IffyCoronet1242 the intro song is Player - Baby Come Back

[@StutzTheCLutz]

Neatmike is the best youtuber to ever appear, I can never go through one of his videos without laughing my ass off ❤️

[@shingalingadingdong5217]

Love when mike always says he’s gonna cut something out of his video and he’s literally never done it

[@tejasmanem]

Mike LFT means looking for team

[@MiniBuckeroo]

Tejas Manem or looking for trade 😂

[@MiniBuckeroo]

Tejas Manem its dumb that the initials are the exact same for both of them

[@Queli__]

Mike please do some more STORY TIME SINGLES!! I fucking love those videos!

[@327Soccer]

Rob touches ball Rob: "I am a god"

[@brealliantrap]

#JonIsCaptain but #MikeIsDaddy

[@VinnyLambo]

#notmycaptain

[@StealRubles]

Rob's community is the community that hasn't discovered the wonders of NeatMike yet.

[@Nathan_2120]

Jon is #notmycaptain Trump is #notmypresident

[@abbadabbaduel8146]

from an hour of gameplay to 19 minutes. Mike is Skilled when it comes to editing........... and Helen Keller

[@ep1633]

12:50 "I want to be really toxic" You passed that point a long time ago dude

[@FPLflop]

14:42 "I don't have any boost" Boost count: 100

[@randomL9]

Mike= The Meme Lord

[@tm4178]

Jon basically live steams his videos. rob sort of edits Mike is the king of edits

[@Cesar-so5no]

Thanks for making my day better

[@filipstura3368]

Looking at this now 6 years later, its crazy how bad the servers were lmao. Mike's complaints about lag were ahead of their time

[@Damian-mv8vs]

F2 come back! 😂😂😂 so creative!

[@zachshw]

Mike going tryhard status with the batmobile.

[@ssjg3156]

You missed out the funniest bit: "Get back to Goal~"

[@James-zj3pm]

"I literally have no boost" has 81 boost... honestly that's more than I have in my bank account

[@takrysa4117]

50% of the video = them arguing about the captain, I love it

[@dahood789]

I need this back

[@shmeen0]

when Mike said this is our theme song I thought it was gonna be Rick astly tbh

[@nader1511]

Sheahan Kodikara 2 years ago, mike liked it, nobody else

[@superflyriri4153]

8:57 OMG I'M LITERALLY DYING HAHAHAHAHA

[@CoLDSuNdeR]

this is toxic and entertaining. I originally watched Doomsey and Kronovi and Gibbs...but this shot is so much more fun to watch.

[@jenson2655]

Captain Phillips flashbacks for jon right now... I am the captain now.

[@ImNotADrug]

Even Hellen Keller knows life stinks.

[@Flo-lf7ji]

"Stick with me Mike!"

[@machoman8779]

Seriously Mike you are the best influence for next generation

[@jwhincup04]

I laugh so hard when mike tries to persuade Jon to forfeit

[@mcFrost-lk1vr]

Neat mike says he won't talk about lag even though he does.😂