THE YOUTUBERS RANT

[@nopenope7184]

*"That's how smart I am"* I almost choked to death laughing

[@EVEMASTER99]

+TheRealDiLoFlowTV you the real dillio

[@Leon14000]

I BACKTRACED YOUR BULLYING AND REPORTED IT TO THE CYBERPOLICE! It's literally Jessie Slaughter's dad again.

[@Cheezkrispies131]

There’s a mixture of depression and happiness that I get going back and watching these. Will always be my favorite KZbin channel. These guys were truly creative.

[@Torppey]

Agree with this. But I mostly feel good about watching Cow Chop still even in 2023. I'm glad I got to experience these videos when they first dropped

[@TheStumpymanx]

lol that dude complains about fake accounts meanwhile Aleks has like 100 fake accounts alone

[@WhoKnowsJuno]

100? Do you know how many memays Aleksandr has?

[@TheStumpymanx]

King Hawke The number will never be countable, nor should it ever end

[@Silly1336]

They're all getting sued for stealing somebody's identittie

[@ghostroses777]

Who do u think you're talking to?

[@sammysorad]

Aleks has approximately 1,210,085 fake accounts.

[@fredman2640]

You know someone is smart af when they go "That's how smart I am". God i'd wish I was that smart.

[@FaisalPlays]

best easter egg ever

[@HummaTV]

Daym. Rattata getting his ass beaten at the end

[@trey0823]

LOL

[@bighead3258]

LMFAO

[@jamez1313]

what's up uncle humma!

[@miniondaechir]

Hiya Humma! :D

[@ubergrahamstar]

HE GOT FUCKED UP BRUH

[@joshlemerond6105]

They should go exploring again, like how they went in the tunnels.

[@EYEGAIN]

+kevin13096 yep

[@joshlemerond6105]

Well I think they should still do it, I loved watching it.

[@rcloading7521]

"They"?

[@joshlemerond6105]

What are you talking about? How would that be related to the creatures? So did creatures create the activity to explore things?

[@KampferMann]

+kevin13096 Somebody clearly doesn't watch all of Cow Chops videos.

[@morganmariex]

Honestly Cow Chop needs to have at least 5 million subscribers by now, they have me dying every video 😂

[@x-uca7465]

Same, they're the funniest!

[@XxAeroxXable]

you are very pretty

[@crab2934]

Their channel is growing pretty quick, it's only a matter of time 👀

[@XxAeroxXable]

+CrazyHooligan ‍ hentai

[@morganmariex]

Thank you!

[@kasueli0]

I miss Cow Chop so much man

[@daftzilla]

Are u my fake gf???

[@Cheezkrispies131]

Same bro, at least Aleks seems to be alive again

[@christofermorecheese5709]

i might get seued

[@HurryUpWe_reDreaming]

lmao

[@bubrub5564]

I can smell you ;)

[@christofermorecheese5709]

+Lord Trippy I'm creeping around right now

[@bubrub5564]

Morgan Freeman But you cant see me

[@r-nine632]

Give us more!

[@DatDaDatty]

THANKS WALMART

[@CowChop]

All thanks to Walmart

[@juicy1385]

+Cow Chop yup

[@alexpfs1]

kmart>walmart

[@niich5179]

Praise be the Jarl of Walmarthelm

[@Fukubi7]

+Cow Chop where's Kmart kid when you need him?

[@n00d13sandr1c3]

Holy crap, is Aleks immune to cringe?

[@Zeeboto]

Did you not see the Go PAX video?

[@n00d13sandr1c3]

Zeeboto Doing something cringey is one thing, but watching yourself do something cringey is a different beast entirely.

[@duelviper9871]

get something on his face or hair and he's one giant cringe

[@Cheese.9898]

Aleks IS the cringe.

[@KennyHedgehog]

Aleks himself is the cringe (I don't hate him or anything, this is actually my favorite channel)

[@watertower500d6]

So apparently this guy and his supposed "girlfriend" broke up since that video was made.

[@sindyangel2]

hey guys i am the guy from best of soser f4 thanks so much for reacting to our video

[@krazieboi96]

It's about time. I've been waiting for another one of these. This is my favorite series on the entire channel lol.

[@hilmyrs5210]

I love how they just laugh their ass of in this video.

[@hilmyrs5210]

The description :v

[@capt.sandyvagoo6619]

Yay, Indonesia!

[@Dab510]

I'm Malaysian & I understand that, minus the word 'tan'

[@capt.sandyvagoo6619]

+TheRealDiLoFlowTV ...the man, the myth, THE LEGEND. Oh fuck, dude.

[@diloflowtv9969]

I did a reaction to this if y'all wanna check it out :)

[@WodernWarfareTree]

Last time I was this early they thought the first plane was an accident.

[@cowchopreactions3257]

Nuts were the accident

[@creepyspaghetti4754]

***** Ho

[@rockomundo]

911

[@creepyspaghetti4754]

7/11 - Trump

[@duckymon1]

+NRS Nice strike 🎳🎳🎳

[@pitbullshark1]

What if they do some deep web exploring

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

Literally this

[@kruleb]

+Paal Aaseng Stubbrud KZbin isn't deep web. These are just cringe videos.

[@kruleb]

***** Paul said "literally this" meaning Cow Chop reacting to KZbin videos.

[@DETCREATURE]

That could either go really well or really bad

[@pitbullshark1]

I dont think thats what he meant but w/e

[@B33fJerky123]

that fucking Keemstar easter egg fcukin christ hahaha

[@TeeterreteeT]

The guy on the bike was wearing a Cookie Monster shirt... I wish James noticed.

[@gnarlylasagna7464]

i saw that too.

[@christyguy59]

If that guy has a girlfriend, does that means there's hope?

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

Dude, IS there??

[@christyguy59]

Paal Aaseng Stubbrud I bloody well hope so.

[@swinth4289]

No

[@EVEMASTER99]

There's hope if your a straight up thugg like him

[@hitlersmagicalcarpet5731]

His girl weighs more than a whale.

[@alexismorrison1575]

You should react to the latest Creature videos :p

[@IgBtac0]

+Craigory G No fuck the creatures

[@AtTheFool]

Who?

[@d5142]

Oh god

[@QueenMiga]

Who?

[@brammoreels]

Who?

[@LunarBrony]

The guy ranting about his girlfriend is gonna be Aleks' next CS:GO overwatch case

[@NinjaPups]

how do you even enable the feature of showing the like to dislike ratio below the thumbnail at 5:00?

[@Xerzi7]

Did the rant guy delete his channel i cant find it

[@VeryHydrated619]

yes.

[@VeryHydrated619]

He has a new channel.

[@bigdude1234]

+John Hancock yep

[@jockeedvardsson446]

i think its like diloflowtv or something

[@rafaelsantos3661]

he made a vid that he got mentioned in cow chop lol and he was damn proud of his vid

[@ranchsteam287]

Lets all make fake girlfriend accounts and go comment on his video

[@ranchsteam287]

Nevermind he closed his channel damn

[@gmcec2565]

Lol.

[@EVEMASTER99]

+Fat Canadian daaaamn man

[@TheOdd]

That's so evil and it needs to happen.

[@Jay-or5ex]

I don't want to get sued.

[@atlaslcv6062]

3:43 CARRETA

[@joaopauloadamerodrigues7432]

Uma carreta furacão genérica hahahahaha

[@lemm8383]

Is this some kind of tradition where people dance in the street while in costume? I've seen this in a Strokes music video too...

[@joaopauloadamerodrigues7432]

I would not say is a tradition, but is something that happens here in Brazil. There are groups of people who do this to animate parties and stuff like that. If you wanna see more just search for "carreta furacão".

[@lemm8383]

João Paulo Adame Rodrigues I see, thanks dude.

[@joaopauloadamerodrigues7432]

You are welcome my friend :)

[@GitYerRatOut]

N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-PERSON OF COLOUR

[@Themuffinman488]

that technically is every race then

[@GitYerRatOut]

***** I know that and you know that but black lives matter activists don't know that

[@cowchopreactions3257]

Nuts Are Colored

[@Thalkor]

N-N-N-N-ALEX

[@HanzGutenburg]

General sam?

[@NoidedxHills]

Damn this is already nostalgic and it’s not even been that long

[@fives-_-3129]

True that

[@thermalpaste5264]

Isn't that the keyboard that had shit on it?

[@KngOfHawk]

Yep :)

[@acrazedmedic8165]

Good times

[@itsalexandria5052]

I've got to say that Aleks has been so much happier since leaving the creatures he always has a smile on his face and its really nice seeing him laugh a lot more.

[@LovingDatMinecraft]

The guy who got in a fight has a Cookie Monster shirt on XD

[@Dab510]

Hahaha! XD

[@Blaze2026_]

lol when I saw the shirt I started cracking up xD

[@gladiatorgodclassic1]

Oh fuck dude. you are copyrighting Chilledchaos's life man

[@nickromo5591]

Lillena14 and he fucking won that fight lol

[@shelteredhorizon]

Omg.... James was the real one fighting

[@Strohza]

RIP James, he will be missed

[@Johden]

Aron definitely watched Cow Shrek. He probably made it.

[@devinm_5711]

Still a classic in 2020

[@idkidkidk2222]

dude im coming down from a major psychological breakdown (i have bipolar) and i feel like fucking absolute garbage, but oh man, seeing this video in my inbox has made my fucking day. You guys are incredible! Keep on doing what you're doin' my dudes. :- )

[@davidjoshea4064]

Stop

[@idkidkidk2222]

I love KZbin comments. God bless.

[@Loulou9031]

I dont think the internet is a place to get see sympathetic people

[@i_so_late]

+LOULOU 08 sometimes it is, but only on some channels

[@BloomnBruin]

g e t m e d i c a t i o n

[@PLAZMOHD]

This was 4 years ago! How time flies :O

[@zvrdoz4988]

5 years....pain

[@deign2win235]

I’ve watched this so many times but I just got really high and realized for the first time that at 4:11 when the mascots start jumping onto the side of the truck, the truck is actually theirs (or owned by the same company that hired them, if that’s a thing). Yeah so yes they CAN hang off the side of it. Yeah.

[@unspherdcomb6]

Rest easy TheRealDiLoFlowTV may your account always be remembered

[@starkshock4461]

The dark side of KZbin just got darker with those shades brah.

[@WruceBayne]

When the dude said "That's copyrighting someones life" I nearly spit out my drink, then dropped it on the floor whilst trying to put it down. 😂

[@clydelancaster2567]

James’s laugh at 9:36 is so wholesome I love it 😂

[@cartloe2188]

i miss this era

[@MalaIsbell]

is anyone else thinking that the reason the dude made the "fake girlfriend" account was to say that the dudes girlfriend was imaginary or something....

[@Dxpress_]

Something about Pokemon GO. Give me likes.

[@DumbGrunt.0311]

HAHA FUCK TEAM VAGANOR XD

[@krazzzykilla9264]

+Travis Phillips Illuminati

[@Beastinr0cks]

+Travis Phillips TEAM STARK

[@HarlemHusky]

Team Tablet Team No GPS Team Depression {CHOOSE 1!}

[@Dab510]

Team 'Not in my country yet'

[@PhantomLola12]

I'm giving up Overwatch to watch this. It's worth it.

[@george_MF_washington]

NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD

[@hitlersmagicalcarpet5731]

JEEEWWWW

[@blank_asf6233]

+Hitler's Magical Carpet Killer Keemstar

[@mytimeskipisunbeatable4512]

+NykieBoii04 WEEABOO

[@jadenw-d5562]

Damn... guess I was living in the past thinking James would break that keyboard at the end

[@Shinyomnivore]

7 years ago. 🥲

[@BornforXP]

I'm so glad that there was a Wal-Mart ad at the beginning and end of this video, and an additional one on the sidebar just in case you missed out on Wal-Mart's everyday low prices.

[@TheLastCol]

My video!!!!

[@ZDAWG39]

Congratz fam well memed

[@Elifoxin]

hey now your a youtube star

[@MrWrongfullyaccused]

well done fam

[@childwithagun_]

gg :)

[@petraquartz8666]

Grats man.

[@ronaldsosa56]

I think you guys should do vlogs!! lots of people would want to watch!!!

[@SubSIL3NTPodcast]

lel

[@gometv5201]

I mean behind the cow chop is kinda the same

[@kaiyouteps]

no that's why they left the creatures m8

[@MrPomnqwzx]

"Shit dude, do I need to go apologize to Trevor? 'Cause I've been posting pictures of him online for a while now." I fucking lost it.

[@sekri0940]

Please make more of this. I love the commentary in between the videos.

[@alexwest2573]

“Do I need to go apologize to Trevor? Because I’ve been posting pictures of him online for a while now.”

[@weylol]

feels weird that this is a year old now

[@Leon14000]

river D RIGHT?

[@Colgxte]

Try 4 years

[@julianarrieta7620]

9:10 Nah James, not aneurysm, its pronounced annie-your-ism... according to beard guy

[@FoolOnDread]

Who gets the ad revenue from these videos now?

[@carlosvalenzuela2459]

Me and my girlfriend have been quoting Cow Chop for so long now, love all the content guys xD

[@bluprint6700]

Thanks Cow Chop I got an extra -312 subs on my youtube channel. not that i had any audience retention anyway..

[@starjunzs8955]

Did Walmart Sponsor Cow Chop? Where can I get my low price merchandise?

[@TwinSnakes89]

JoshOG put on some serious weight

[@MultiGerel]

you just read my mind

[@louismasar6147]

I miss you guys...

[@rachelhawkins5456]

XD love this series you guys should do a wrong side rant part 2

[@AntaCareca]

The 3:40 video is like a ride in my town in Brazil, its called "Carreta Furacão" , or you could call "Hurricane Cart" in english

[@maybeatroll9125]

There are Cow Chop reaction videos. Just look up Cow Chop Reaction. There are a couple there.

[@maybeatroll9125]

Ok, maybe two

[@Karatenate]

Lol xD

[@4biddenflow]

+Maybe A Troll (Ryan DePiero) LOL

[@diloflowtv9969]

I did one Cow Chop Reaction I'm the guy he reacted too

[@RedRonnie21]

Aleks' laugh is so cute omfg

[@IzZUnTouchAble]

7:50 made me laugh so much, keep it up cow chip

[@broskiproductions49]

"You're using her pictures. And that's copyright" I can't

[@DaXboxman121]

I got off my shift at Walmart and watched this, thanks for the kind words about Walmart James and Alek's!

[@jager2257]

bro i never realized how high they were when they made these till today.

[@Encryptoh]

I used to top the chop

[@tayovy]

You guys made the Burger King guy close his channel lmao

[@agcaoiliproductions9580]

“(angry) that’s how smart I am!” has been in my lexicon since this video dropped.

[@mr.jameson218]

How many friends have you lost?

[@TurtleDragonSilent]

13:33 I saw that video before, it was around the time this video was upload. Iwas looking at inside edition and it came up in my recommendeds.

[@active.d1z321]

I never knew James (uberhaxornova) and Alex (immortalHD) did a duel collab channel

[@domku9546]

You've been missing out. Missing out on real ecstasy

[@m1gu3l_r]

you must not be on KZbin a lot it's been a while, welcome to the slaughterhouse ;) lol

[@TehKGB]

:(

[@halseylyrics]

oh hello

[@justseizurealeks]

Hi

[@SubSIL3NTPodcast]

nope

[@NewPaulActs17]

fare thee well

[@Grungulon]

bot

[@lotusabagander7855]

Ohhey

[@guzlaw9809]

KKKKKKKKKKK CARRETA FURACÃO *CADÊ OS BR*

[@rafaxluz]

enois

[@cambaio9593]

Hueheheehhue carreta furacao

[@dmmello1989]

siga em frente, olhe para o lado

[@soaceitoesse]

O cancer transbordando em aguas internacionais (mentira, amo carreta S2)

[@guzlaw9809]

po tem mais br do q eu esperava aqui nessa porra nois galera

[@mahteuso6130]

Those guys dancing with costumes on are kind of a new meme in Brazil, they just dance around in the streets and get paid for it. Btw one of them even got sued recently because of the costume he was wearing

[@morganmememachine466]

"Fucking thirty rubles!" That's not even a dollar. One dollar is always thirty rubles in my heart.

[@totaldramalover101]

I love how fucking genuine Alek's laugh was at 7:35

[@caberwikijack]

excuse me sir, the merch link doesn't seem to work

[@alexfalec3123]

that's how smart I am

[@mitchellpaterson1686]

This was the best one of these yet

[@mucci8172]

Show us more stufff on this cow chop side of youtube

[@punyplays6489]

Hi cow chop and cow chop fans

[@justseizurealeks]

Hello :)

[@hannahisdumb]

heyo

[@IntoxicatedBeaver]

yes I agree

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

This seems like a "*It's my first time commenting, so I'll just type some basic shit in hopes of inclusion*" kind of comment

[@hassouthparkgames]

me too thanks

[@SharkByteOfficial]

Everyone type in the comment section, Aleks is a...

[@johncreese9740]

lol

[@mori5271]

person of african american descent

[@arcwiz]

Smart, nice guy

[@spiritbombzillagoku725]

+CowShop react to your battleblock videos plz

[@keysermx589]

Possibley one of the best videos, period.

[@FiiFaskillZz]

Had to subscribe after watching this video. Keep up the good work!

[@w4rr10r11]

Are James and Aleks even apart of TheCreatureHub anymore? Watching Jordan be annoying is getting old. And I thought Cow Chop was ending?! What even went down that I'm so out of the loop?

[@stormy313]

nope.

[@newlandpencilnut4754]

What the fuck are you on about?

[@openproductions7733]

They split off from the creatures. And no, cow chop aint ending.

[@Immolator772]

Do a reaction on Rule 34

[@Whazzupie]

They'd have to blur out like 95% of the video if they put it on YT.

[@Immolator772]

Demetrius Moreno well it's still funny to see their reactions. Also you can search for the pictures yourself to see what they are talking about. 50% of the site is full with disgusting shit.

[@diloflowtv9969]

I did a reaction to this

[@rasmus3955]

AlphaLeader772 That's funhaus job

[@Immolator772]

Yeah, but they have different reactions.

[@redmoosekiller]

flows channel is no longer available to watch LOL

[@HangamingHG]

Yeah I searched it too and I couldn't find it

[@yeezus6785]

Same lmao

[@billybones93]

Link to his new channel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/goqtiJ5ql7J1rMk

[@steveypeppers9324]

+DiLoFlowTV why delete them vids bruh dont you want the views and have people see how stupid you are

[@poisonberryeatingaleks5780]

+DiLoFlowTV I WILL SUE YOU, YOU TALKED SHIT ON BURGER KING AND IM A EXECUTIVE CEO PRESIDENT FOUNDER OF THE NATIONAL BURGER INSTITUTION ILL SEE YOY IN COURT

[@bappo7105]

ALEKS' FUCKING FACE AT 12:15 FUCKING KILLED ME I FELL OFF MY DAMN CHAIR BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@kristenc.1736]

Woke up, looked at KZbin, smiled with tears of joy because of a new video

[@TheLovelyLucy]

I just clicked on the video because my friend was in the thumb nail lol

[@malyck]

Not to be racist.....but #TeamValor.

[@Gavenchyy]

#teamvalor

[@blank_asf6233]

#teammystic

[@Tacdelio]

More like #TeamTooMuchKansur

[@anfunifr3nzy610]

#TeamDitto

[@coffeesquirrel4132]

#TeamInstinct

[@izreor]

First

[@ashwolfenson377]

Sorry

[@izreor]

Na m8 actually am 1st m9

[@jebuscena1710]

Stop.

[@tolkien2.010]

I'm was first nice try

[@ianarndt4812]

I would say I want to see more of this series because I love it so much, but all of their series are so fucking good, I just want more videos

[@valentingjorgjiovski4896]

i watched this yesterday it's so good.