the

[@MothTheChaotic]

the

[@soapycleaningproduct]

the

[@guts1336]

the

[@AjZombie08]

the

[@randomdude055]

the

[@Goop_zeep]

The

[@HE13272326]

Spongebob when he writes his essay for boating school:

[@xcelestialdemon8245]

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS

[@Soulestusfigure]

No.

[@CameronGale-e7v]

​@@Soulestusfigureyes

[@GrandRezero]

I swear to god I need to be faster.. this could have been my several hundred likes.

[@EphemeralRift]

i..... wish i knew the reference. so this is what shame feels like.

[@kasuki800]

The skinwalker inhabiting Rift's body slowly learning how to read:

[@amirbanks8633]

@@kasuki800 the

[@MothTheChaotic]

the

[@Natetehgr88622]

uh oh

[@throwawayaccount12]

Skinwalkers dont do that. You mean 'Goat man'. Skinwalker is witch that is a man that can only shapeshift into animals. They cant morph into people only animals they slain. Goat men, are not human or witches. But abominations that shapeshift into the humans it killed or touched.

[@amirbanks8633]

ER came out of his creative block

[@amirbanks8633]

16 min of “the”

[@Tubeytime]

And put me into creative block in the process

[@WevvMang]

This is Rift messing around with his editing software and I fully enjoy it. Good music too

[@amirbanks8633]

@@WevvMang the

[@WevvMang]

@@amirbanks8633 indeed

[@magonyt]

@@amirbanks8633 the

[@_bellona_792]

​@@WevvMang the

[@georgeheilman885]

Of all the videos I've watched today, this is The.

[@annoyingkid48]

this is the only the video I’ve ever seen, where can I find more?

[@ZEPEH-46N2]

@@annoyingkid48in your moms bottom drawer

[@etherealhawk]

The music kinda goes hard with "the" beat

[@amirbanks8633]

@@etherealhawk the

[@MothTheChaotic]

the

[@ItsTheTruDespicableAbomination]

When he said "The" i felt that😢❤❤❤

[@amirbanks8633]

@@ItsTheTruDespicableAbomination the

[@solidskullz5736]

“The” wow man, to think Rift had such a way with words. Pure poetry

[@xorel0001]

Take a shot everytime he says "the"

[@lastcrazyhorn]

Followers all dying off in waves across the world 😂

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

I believe we call that alcohol poisoning

[@amirbanks8633]

@@xorel0001 the

[@throwthebaby]

The

[@EphemeralRift]

maybe OP meant a gun

[@PirateStory]

for some reason the sound of him hitting the board and spelling out the THE word gave me mad ASMR. new trigger unlocked lol

[@lastcrazyhorn]

SAME

[@annoyingkid48]

literally, the sound combined with the unexpectedness: so good

[@EphemeralRift]

whod've thunk it

[@amirbanks8633]

@@EphemeralRift who would’ve the-unk it?

[@lastcrazyhorn]

@@EphemeralRift thunk /shivers/

[@rfar21]

I'm too high for this shit

[@error-xo7hr]

Nah I think this is perfect for you

[@Saol.Alainn]

Was just thinking that 😂

[@darryllmaybe3881]

Him struggling to get the whiteboard in the room at the beginning is such a vibe.

[@Salavax]

I now understand everything about The universe

[@PolarisProbably22]

8:19 the way he said the here was just phenomenal, sent chills down my spine ❤️

[@triggerhxppy]

😂 wtf made my cheeks clench

[@curtisvenom32]

😭

[@goth3d77]

is this early 2010s ephemeral rift making a comeback

[@amirbanks8633]

17 min of him saying “the” with various trap beats? I’d say yes tbh.

[@thehightide2559]

@@amirbanks8633 im a 2018 subscriber, sleep for the sleepless... i appreciate every facet of rift, because he is so relatable and unique at the same time

[@thehightide2559]

sry i meant to reply to comment, not the answer @amir xd

[@amirbanks8633]

@@thehightide2559 all good man! I’ve been watching him since like 2013/2014 or so pretty wild he’s still doing ASMR.. ‘

[@garry4776]

I don't think this is what Abraham Lincoln thought the future of the United States would look like

[@yoruichisimp2825]

But he'd be proud

[@RaffDGoat]

These new titles make me so curious to find out what the video is about 😂 can’t wait to watch the

[@thesecretthirdthing]

This is such a jam i put it on not expecting any music, and then got confused 15 minutes later when my spotify turned off

[@ZEPEH-46N2]

Feeding your snail is something you should not do at a stoplight.

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

Noted. Thanks for the tip.

[@thesupercommando2480]

THE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@Mabelita]

what in the indie art project

[@alexcellothere]

1:58 me when the za hits

[@amirbanks8633]

When the Ket K hole starts hitting

[@lordandsavior6726]

Me when the hits

[@Momo_oo7]

Me when the

[@buzzedbeelzebub9454]

Me when

[@coolpeeper1269]

Me

[@catt.speakk]

the editing was so perfect for this one

[@EphemeralRift]

funny thing is i wasn't planning on the music or the editing, just the video no effects. but then the happened.

[@wifinne]

Uncle E, I truly admire your cinematographic work. I'll be using the as an inspiration for my final thesis.

[@thrashgoblin]

Just remember the SpongeBob episode when SpongeBob tries to write an essay but ends up writing only a fancy The

[@2001HAL]

I subscribed for the Asmr when I was new, but I absolutely love these videos! The humor is amazing, just like the one from several years back I think titled “why is my fork a spoon”. It’s one of my favorites

[@EphemeralRift]

appreciate it! ;)

[@Captain-dragonfly406]

I feel like this channel is just one big arg

[@EphemeralRift]

if it is, it's not intentional

[@lastcrazyhorn]

1:50 Rift looking respectful and upright and whatnot really threw me off. And then major chills at the way reality bent around us

[@juanponcedeleon5192]

I have got to say Rift, you never fail to keep it fresh

[@dills3671]

lofi the beats at 2am be hitting different

[@TOUGE_LUIS]

Can't wait for the sequel, This. & Part III That.

[@xdimitrije]

I love these newer videos. Artistic, weird yet relaxing.

[@animegirl20]

This feels like it could be a cutscene in Control

[@GMDBestBoi]

after watching this i think he's trying to tell us "the"

[@thrashgoblin]

The

[@Thunderworgen]

Absolute banger! When will be the release of your first album?

[@SaturnProductions15]

This…is…. A masterpiece I’m in tears this is so good

[@joseph7164]

I am the globglogabgalab. I love books, and this basement is a true treasure trove.

[@rumblehansi]

The entity entered The music realm

[@Randomvids205]

How is this sooo good.. the vibe is so nice, can’t quite explain why

[@desertstorm2016]

I feel like my reality is shifting

[@annoyingkid48]

I’m pretty stoned so I may have counted wrong, but there are 137 "the"s in this video: 1 in the title card 1 written on the whiteboard 1 spoken aloud 1 spelled out loud 133 more spoken after spelling

[@the_freemanofblackmesa1]

this new arc is insane to be apart of

[@zblouite3336]

i really liked the distorted reality when you hit "the", "t" and "h" !

[@pipsi]

love u man.. i love u so much. thank you for being you

[@EphemeralRift]

likewise i'm sure!

[@dex1309]

it's such a weird and unique word, but we use it in everyday sentences. T H E looks weird when combined into one word. The.

[@thepodmod96]

Honestly with Er right now I have no idea what to expect. That's part of the fun This-borderline asmr. But yet if you JUST give it a chance, it's like tech asmr. Surprisingly chill for literally 1 word too 😅

[@vishmast]

This is truly one of the

[@ghddoesstuff]

Such inspiring words

[@Adele-fl7pf]

the mix of comedy and asmr is priceless

[@MasterCoulASMR]

Back to the classic experimental stuff he started with back in the day

[@acbenitez3614]

I learned something new today. Ephemeral Rift is a southpaw.

[@Carlomunroxx]

I liked “the” video

[@Hellspawn13]

I see that the Multiverse's axial alignment is a bit irregular today, somewhat inconvenient, but certainly excusable. I also CACKLED at that *SCHMACKkkkkkkk... **_THE._*

[@Randomvids205]

This has turned into my new mood booster video for my Aussie spring because for some reason this video is springy to me

[@F-22-Raptor2R]

You good ER?

[@NoPreyRemains]

That's it! The lack of beard has finally reached its apex. ER is now an avant-garde artist. RIP ASMR.

[@masonbruner1239]

I don't think he's gonna stop doing ASMR, it's just gonna be more experimental now, like his really early stuff

[@Saol.Alainn]

Trying to predict Paul lol, c'mon now :P

[@zodamann7875]

Yes can't wait

[@amirbanks8633]

The

[@amirbanks8633]

The

[@thrashgoblin]

The

[@MothTheChaotic]

The

[@fenior]

I love this channel so much. Crazy asmr/videos like this are amazing.

[@copeland7225]

I’m reminded of king Lois’ finance minister. The something

[@miquigamer0506]

16 straight minutes of: "The" *16 minutes later* ER: Aight I hope I made my point clear, I'mma head out.

[@billythekid9484]

Man this is chill and creative and all.. But if I'm TRULY HONEST I miss me some straight up asmER ....😕😢

[@matty64aaron31]

He said the word the I really felt meaning behind it and then later in the video when he says the word the that one was pretty inspirational towards midway about the video when he mentions the word the it’s also pretty meaningful and bring it to the end when he says the wordthe it’s also pretty strong

[@garrold7123]

he never runs out of ideas I love it

[@bende384]

I am not sure how to feel about this ER arc...

[@Soshula]

It should go without saying, but I’ve got a big mouth-dang do I appreciate your works E. It feels like an eternity ago when I, whoever “I” was then, stumbled across Carpet-Scratching Charlie Carl 4, in an attempt to find relaxation and help me to get to sleep at a rather dark age of life. Instead of sleep, it brought forth from my soul a joyous laugh that I didn’t remember I could even have. A sorely needed moment of levity piercing a crack in the crust of jaded layers of denial and a many years lack of even attempting a look in the mirror for a simple “Hey there you, life got you down?” funny face/voice moment to shake whoever I am out of taking me so seriously. The struggle through the door here is still cracking me up, and the brilliance of every bit of intentionality y’all put into this new work of art enlighten me as you’ve continued to do now I don’t doubt for many many people through many many increasingly good nows. You rock!

[@Sharklover653]

True art, videos like this should be in museums. Like when he said “the” so inspiring!

[@criln9]

Classic ER video

[@Nathan55411]

I'm curious what music he used here, it's kind of sick

[@oaklyleafasmr9623]

Idk what’s happening but I love these vids sm

[@hmmmSmh]

when the rap instrumentals started playing 😭😂

[@hibiscusvera]

THE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊

[@Goop_zeep]

The

[@PolarisProbably22]

The

[@thrashgoblin]

The

[@Goop_zeep]

@@hibiscusvera The

[@The_Petrichor]

third time's the charm

[@jongustafson4957]

"the" more you know.

[@cello9876DN]

Probably one of the best videos to ever be recorded! Oscar-worthy! Hail Rift!

[@hega5honda]

*_the._*

[@hazvrdouz]

hardest music i’ve heard in a long time. LOST TALENT

[@RadioDadJokes]

ER’s mind should be studied for future generations’ research 🤣

[@PIGEON5265]

this was THE best 16 minutes and 39 seconds in my life. time well spent.

[@ФанатПапича-з9ю]

Great IDEA EP SMARTYMAN

[@guts1336]

This man speaks THE truth

[@SomeAsianArt]

What y'all know about the?

[@Lucianato2]

Paul, you keep that up, you might branch into the EDM scene. All you need is what you're already doing. Minimalistic vocals, a steady progressive musical/instrumental track with breakdowns, good mixing and repetition. Let your imagination run wild! 🤘the🤘

[@SplendidFellow]

Lol! I love this channel so much. An Avant-Garde universe to explore.

[@iceyak5406]

This is being presesnted in the kindergarten class im teaching. This should help them immensely, thank you so much.

[@wolfandwolves]

I don't know why but for some reason I really like this

[@Op4312E]

THE SOUNDS 😭😭

[@SPARTAN-vh3jq]

Anomaly 5482B is learning to speak, begin containment procedures ASAP

[@PowerRainbow]

thee

[@curtisvenom32]

Like that music 🎶

[@jayros4269]

ER after the stroke.

[@94til_infinity]

I’m going to tell my kids/grandkids this was the

[@mr.person6596]

you had me at the.

[@peppejaclap]

Yes

[@Anonymous-lc5rz]

Always nervous to click on a new ER video but equally excited and intruiged...

[@thijsjong]

I feel like I am back at university

[@lordonion7796]

Only about 200 vews. Comon ppl we need more vews on this I need more of the 😂

[@camc9225]

These are the weirdest videos ive seen in decades and i love them so much

[@ikusatsunag]

THE > e.t honking

[@tigerkhez]

That word ain’t real anymore