the

the

[@goofmuffin]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqWyfoVmqqpnaMk themusic

[@dizzy_jump]

why is this video so goofy doe

[@victor.novorski]

​@@dizzy_jumpbecause of the

[@MatiNuva1724]

@@dizzy_jump the

[@SlumberBear2k]

I LIKE THIS MELODY BUT AM DISAPPOINTED THAT IT CUTS SHORT.

[@dizzy_jump]

@@SlumberBear2k 1. why all caps 2. thats the whole song

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

Imagine showing this video to an 18th century Russian horseman who used borzois to hunt wolves on the steppes

[@timothyfinn3619]

They'd have a seizure from how advanced this is

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@timothyfinn3619 “BURN THE WITCH!”

[@JacobKinsley]

They'd be like "yes"

[@jockdouglass3824]

@@timothyfinn3619 "WHAT SORCEREY IS THIS?"

[@cranburrey]

We'd all wake up smelling smoke and hearing a whole village chant "BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE WITCH"

[@sid7906]

A borzoi walks into the bar, and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The borzoi, not understanding speech, merely pisses on the floor and leaves.

[@jessicablack6664]

Love your joke, it’s quite accurate and still funny.

[@kaknorii9213]

Just like me

[@DrizzyB]

I fckin busted out laughing from this one😂😂

[@anomaly_doopliss]

dead

[@betrunkener_punk3782]

> Walks into a bar > Gets asked a question > Not understanding it because dog > Pisses on the floor > Refuses to elaborate further > Leaves

[@youngbean17]

this music is exactly what i imagine it to sound like in their heads at all times

[@loramaxwell1456]

🤣I had a Lurcher years ago and this music was her brain for sure!

[@Scobragon]

It's from a poker gambling machine, when you're trying to double your winnings.

[@pennydreadful5217]

These comments are hilarious

[@Moonlit_Snowflake]

You are wrong.... They are waiting for one of us to run....

[@-o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o-]

One time my borzoi boy got excited when he saw a familiar dog on our walk and during his happy tap-dance he tangled his back legs on my other dog's leash and down he went while trying to spin around to untangle himself. The ditch next to us had a downward slope so while falling he naturally rolled on his back at the bottom and got stuck with his legs swinging in the air. Like the true drama llama he is, he started not howling, but *yelling* at full throttle (don't worry, he was physically fine - like said, he's a true theater major) and of course every person nearby turned to look because let me tell you, everybody inside a mile of us had to hear him loud and clear - I think my ears are still ringing years later. So there I stood in the ditch, hanging on to the ungodly long swinging wolverine paws trying to keep him still so I can untangle his legs from the leash (while he was struggling with it he just tangled it tighter), standing over this massive white screaming fur-monster - looking like I'm trying to pull some kind of polar bear/horse hybrid out of the depths of the ground. And I'm pretty sure some neighbors were about to call the cops on me - I don't blame them, it probably looked like I'm torturing the poor creature - when I finally got the leash untangled and just like that he shut up, stood up calmly, sassily shook himself and turned to look at me down his very long nose ''So what's the hold up mom, let's keep going.'' And I just awkwardly smiled at the onlookers ''see, he's fine, nothing wrong here'' and proceed to avoid that street for the next few years when taking a walk with him This is just one of the many memorable (often awkward) moments I have went through with this llama dude.

[@___s___8071]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I thoroughly enjoyed that! You should be a writer!

[@-o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o-]

@@___s___8071 thanks lol

[@RifterDask]

One of mine screams at sirens. It is not a dog sound. One day the cops will be called. Which will make it worse.

[@-o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o-]

@@RifterDask You should tell the cops to switch their sirens back on if they won't believe it's the dog otherwise 😂 My boy howls at sirens as well, thankfully not the scream of death but the actual howl option

[@samara.morgan]

Awww, that's such a funny story!

[@hannahbrown5751]

I just love how borzois have become a meme. The was a long time coming.

[@ryonalionthunder]

That was a bit on the nose.

[@misterflibble6601]

@@ryonalionthunder That's the long and the short of it

[@coochsnfr_3000]

this comment section is genius

[@ecru_5819]

Lmao Lol.

[@owinlaa]

Some of these were silken windhounds

[@segala7853]

The thriving borzoi community on KZbin going strong as always

[@ZephKin]

long bois

[@icanbetrustidwithallofyour1049]

The Hose Goat Mafia will always thrive\

[@Maria_Ikea]

we move our tall babies

[@badgerdino]

@@ZephKin why did that translate to long wood-

[@tiredofthis9945]

They’re vry nice long longs

[@JustAboutAnything66]

0:05 "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim."

[@Saiyan254]

Mk1 One Xbox vs Switch

[@yourguysnow2783]

I remember listening to this quietly so I barely heard the instruments, and this poorly looping, it somehow gave me a sense of fear and nervousness that I couldn't describe. Like the music was a trick and something was planned or something

[@Cajek2]

Listen, I don’t want to make you more nervous but the

[@yourguysnow2783]

@@Cajek2 i liked this comment

[@Cajek2]

@@yourguysnow2783 hey bud I liked YOUR comments: both of em 😀

[@lotus_flower2001]

Anyone know the song name?

[@screamsinrussian5773]

it approaches your location

[@seagull_png2875]

this was absolutely the of all time

[@mikadosannoji553]

simply the when he the when he at the

[@JJANS.]

Aaaaaa

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

the it the it the it the it the it the it

[@quakeknight9680]

This is when the he does the the

[@Savagecabbage5158]

@@JJANS.Translate to English

[@FriskyBitch]

0:35 Harbinger of Chaos 0:39 Keeper of Peace

[@liluminati9791]

0:14 Vessel of The Frenzied Flame

[@FriskyBitch]

@@liluminati9791 Dear God...

[@Toasterhonk792]

0:48 truth

[@Gabe_V]

0:05 The Puppeter

[@Bartender22]

0:31 the muncher of souls

[@THEGREATPAPYRUS-mw6pv]

The fact that these dogs were made too hunt wolves make them so much funnier

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Imagine being a wolf and you see this ungodly stretched abomination galloping at you That must be terrifying, like seeing a typical 👽 alien but it's armed with a kitchen knife and running to you while screaming

[@ZeepTheWocky]

These dogs look like they walked straight out of a Ghibli movie.

[@officialxverzusz]

The internet collectively agrees that Borzois share half a braincell and we love them for it

[@poisonrozzie]

Kind of like orange cats?

[@Shifsabre]

All hounds do. Just look at Kermit

[@RonanNotRyan]

@@poisonrozzie Orange cats 🤝 borzois sharing one brain cell

[@Pinkgatesoftorii]

They look goofy as hell tho 💀

[@mizuki2560]

@@Pinkgatesoftorii they do, but since these guys were made to hunt wolves, they were practically the skinwalkers to wolves

[@shiytp]

Have you ever stopped to think about the inner lives of dogs? While they may not have the ability to speak or express themselves in the same way that humans do, it's clear that they have their own unique thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. One can't help but wonder what goes on inside the

[@Euroblitz]

I think there's not inside their heads other than long thoughts.

[@cobb_wall]

Mr. corny out here

[@majorgaming5174]

Borzois have the ability to speak

[@attractivegd9531]

inside the? 🤔

[@shiytp]

@@attractivegd9531 the

[@Melonaid]

🎵didn’t i do it for you. 🎶 🎵didn’t I do it for you. 🎶 🎵 when all I do is for you. 🎵 🎶 Kermiek. 🎵

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

naw 🎵the banger in this video🎶

[@premuimincognito7115]

@@stunseedordeesnuts ray tuplausmusiikki ❤

[@Scorp650]

My grandpa had a borzoi, i dont remember his name well since he had a very long name but he liked classical music and only listened to when being talked in Russian. My grandpa used to sing/hum an old russian lullaby to me and the dog would come running into the room to listen.

[@bad_sect0r387]

These dogs look like you downloaded custom sliders for Sims 3 with the pets expansion then gave them weird proportions for fun. like made them exaggeratedly tall and slim then stretched their snouts like a damn anteater.

[@Joosher56]

For some reason I read this as “stretched their souls”

[@bensoncheung2801]

333 👍

[@slayeroffurries1115]

Borzoi are actually one of the purer dog breeds we have today

[@pinkfurret6245]

@@slayeroffurries1115 Pure breeds are usually inbred

[@SunnyPopsicles]

@@slayeroffurries1115 give me more examples, I'm curious

[@jme7046]

I'm 100% convinced that Borzois are magical whimsical mythical creatures

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

Notice you never saw this “breed” until after the age of Photoshop. Wake up sheeple

[@gasterthemaster6490]

@@WeeWeeJumbo you said "sheeple" unironically... if that was a joke it wasn't funny, if it was true go and search a video of this breed. You'll find out that they're not fake, in fact I have seen them.

[@danjudex2475]

Until they see a “nanny dog”. Then they become demons.

[@trohnjon7944]

@@gasterthemaster6490 why is the younger generation already on here

[@gasterthemaster6490]

@@trohnjon7944 are you talking about me or @WeeWeeJumbo? Because I'm not that young, even if I don't want to say my age outright.

[@CraftTheKnight]

In the age of the internet, where every click of the mouse can lead to unimaginable discoveries, a chance encounter with a low-quality montage of Borzois set to the backdrop of video game music became the catalyst for a profound and enduring transformation in my life. This unexpected rendezvous took place during one of my late-night internet escapades, a digital journey of distraction from the routines of the day. As I mindlessly scrolled through the infinite ocean of online content, I happened upon a video featuring Borzois, Russian wolfhounds of exceptional grace and beauty. The video, however, was far from being a polished masterpiece. Instead, it seemed to be cobbled together with a mix of seemingly random clips, offering no pretense of high production quality. The Borzois, though, were a sight to behold. Their elegant and carefree prancing was a dance of joy and elegance, and their long, flowing coats caught the light in a way that added an ethereal quality to the scene. The unexpected element that added a touch of magic to this video was the use of video game music as the accompanying soundtrack. The familiar tunes, taken from beloved video game series, lent an air of nostalgia and adventure to the Borzois' playfulness. The interplay of the Borzois' simple joy and the beloved video game music struck a chord deep within me. It was as if these magnificent creatures were dancing to the rhythms of a fantastical world, defying the confines of reality. This juxtaposition of the ordinary and the extraordinary was profoundly captivating. I was captivated by the idea that life, in all its simplicity, could be infused with enchantment and wonder. As days turned into weeks, the low-quality Borzoi montage and its video game music score became a ritual in my daily life. The raw and unfiltered nature of the video only heightened its charm, emphasizing that the ordinary could be just as beautiful as the extraordinary. The Borzois, through their unrestrained merriment, reminded me that every moment, no matter how trivial, held the potential for extraordinary beauty. The choice of video game music was another layer of significance. These melodies, once the backdrop to countless digital adventures and epic quests, now served as the soundtrack to the Borzois' graceful play. It brought back memories of exploration, triumph, and the resilience required to overcome life's challenges. These melodies sparked a reimagining of my life as a grand adventure, with hurdles to overcome and mysteries to solve. As my attachment to the Borzois and their joy-filled escapades deepened, so did my appreciation for video game music. I found myself exploring the full range of compositions from the video game series featured in the montage. These seemingly simple tunes revealed themselves to be profound works of art, filled with emotion and depth. They conveyed stories and sentiments that resonated with my own journey. The impact of this unassuming video was not confined to my personal enjoyment. It ignited a creative spark within me, and I began to explore video game music as a form of artistic expression. I started composing my own melodies, each telling a story of adventure, exploration, and the pursuit of dreams. The Borzois had unknowingly become my muse, inspiring me to weave tales through music. This newfound creativity led me to explore other forms of artistic expression. I ventured into the world of visual arts and literature, all inspired by the Borzois' carefree joy and the music that accompanied them. My circle of creative friends expanded, and I found myself collaborating on various projects that celebrated the intersection of art and life. In a symbolic gesture of embracing adventure and beauty in the ordinary, I adopted a Borzoi of my own, naming him 'Atlas' as an ode to the video game world that had brought so much inspiration into my life. Atlas became a loyal companion, a reminder that life was meant to be a grand adventure filled with love, laughter, and unexpected moments of magic. The low-quality montage of Borzois and video game music served as an unlikely catalyst for a profound transformation in my life. It taught me to see the extraordinary in the ordinary, to infuse my daily life with the magic of my passions and dreams, and to embrace the spirit of adventure. It was a reminder that inspiration can emerge from the most unexpected sources, and that the digital realm is a treasure trove of opportunities waiting to be discovered. In a world where we are often overwhelmed by the sheer volume of online content, this humble video stood out as a testament to the power of simplicity, the ability of the unpretentious to inspire, and the hidden magic in the everyday. It left an indelible mark, forever altering the course of my life and reminding me that beauty and inspiration can be found where you least expect them.

[@stihia2002]

Оо! Этот замечательный комментарий похож на начало книги о магии, творчестве и волшебстве

[@OfficiallySnek]

0:00 Logan Paul be like: Humm, yes... million dollar art

[@certifiedautist5387]

It really do be though

[@rydercartoonanimations]

If the "Important videos" playlist got a sequel, this video would definitely be in there

[@plodaerte]

bro this should be made

[@BelaCoxinha]

I Will do this

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

300th like

[@trafficconememes331]

it still gets updated

[@StevenOBrien]

0:17 The fact that the loop isn't seamless just makes me laugh every time for some reason.

[@MV.]

Same

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

200th like

[@yourguysnow2783]

It made me scared somehow

[@BernardoPatino]

It's sounds kinda retro to me at this point, reminiscent of flash games or something I guess

[@meechmushrooms]

@Bernardo Patiño ⚠️🚨 *"y o u a r e t r y i n g t o v i e w F l a s h c o n t e n t, b u t y o u h a v e n o F l a s h p l u g - i n i n s t a l l e d"*

[@sbrenx7132]

2008: „nooooo KZbin is not for slideshows“ 2023:

[@CatNigga]

I love how the first one is just dreaming of being fishe

[@augustday9483]

it was the of times, it was the of times, it was the of wisdom, it was the of foolishness, it was the of belief, it was the of incredulity, it was the of light, it was the of darkness, it was the of hope, it was the of despair.

[@level_breaded5364]

The of two cities

[@obviouslykaleb7998]

The of the rings, Fellowship of the The of the rings, the towers The of the rings, return of the

[@boomervergil1328]

the dark soul

[@onazram1]

The of whom writes long and stacked the comments..

[@bensoncheung2801]

666th 👍 5th 💬

[@MarbleSodaPop]

This is definitely the

[@Phill_andhissmallgang]

Yeah it's the best the

[@niuniujunwashere]

True wish we could have more the

[@meechmushrooms]

of all time

[@_Killkor]

simply the

[@SunnyPopsicles]

Simply marvelous, the

[@gitgouda]

i love how done with it every borzoi looks.

[@vantablacc3264]

I really like the part where the first and last borzois were thinking of becoming a borzoi fish 🐟.

[@realbartsimpson]

The anteater's tongue is covered with thousands of tiny hooks called filiform papillae which are used to hold the insects together with large amounts of saliva. Swallowing and the movement of the tongue are aided by side-to-side movements of the jaws. The tongue is attached to the sternum and moves very quickly, flicking 150 times per minute. The anteater's stomach, similar to a bird's gizzard, has hardened folds and uses strong contractions to grind the insects, a digestive process assisted by small amounts of ingested sand and dirt.

[@heydesiree]

Thank you for your contribution 🙏🏼

[@Toasterhonk792]

Ok

[@Axcyantol]

he eats ants

[@cooldogdogecoolplay8daysag489]

Omg it’s the real Bart Simpson

[@zin--zin]

I like how it starts and ends with the doggo thinking about being a fish 🐟

[@mikadosannoji553]

this horse is literally me

[@shanellemurrey9300]

We go full fish

[@summer90s.]

These doggies are so cute! I love how silly they look 😊

[@momsaccount4033]

I like that the image the video starts and ends with are the same concept. Given how the song ends, it makes for a weirdly cohesive loop.

[@stacieball977]

“You’re twice the ‘the’ he ever was.” - Bender

[@emily99]

i like the

[@Phill_andhissmallgang]

Same with the?

[@emily99]

@@Phill_andhissmallgang th

[@vadernation1233]

me too

[@Resi1ience]

I was in Egypt and the borzoi back in Michigan smelled the pie I was baking. Makes sense since his nose was only a few miles away.

[@dakotaeast4126]

Borzois look like that happens when someone who's only seen a dog once in 20 years tries to draw a dog from memory, and i love that

[@malberri3442]

oh my gosh!!!!!!!! i absolutely love the

[@dizzy_jump]

this most certainly was the

[@sentinelav]

It's the slight delay in the music between loops that gets me

[@teemujussila]

Sneep snorp

[@eleutheromania_is_fyhr_alt5098]

Ah yes, the Renaissance sneef snorf horse in all its beauty. Truly a magnificent creature

[@kabbablabba4073]

wait til you see the

[@lyre6820]

Cat moment

[@ikhaniccats]

@@lyre6820 meow

[@Cat-yx7xc]

Niw

[@wakanda4panda208]

The cutest anteater i have ever seen

[@lolilo2759]

Honestly if the music and pictures kept going I could probably watch this for hours, ngl lmao

[@Us_Er3675]

О боже, какое информативное видео. Я просмотрел его 300 раз и показал всей своей семье. Все были в неописуемом восторге. Спасибо автору видео, желаю ему удачи, счастья и здоровья.

[@Cajek2]

The

[@Elevators_gang]

Первая борзая из видео m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHXYenunfpyjZtU

[@delta9584]

The

[@anastasiaalimova5452]

The

[@kawasakinakamura2881]

The

[@daa5865]

0:00 and 0:49 are actually a great representation of constructivism - the borzoi is lying / sitting in the bathtub, like a fish, but the dog likely doesn't even know what a fish is, so you try to explain it to him, detailing the oval shape and the fins. The borzoi then forms this image of a fish because that is how his knowledge and past experiences influence the construction of a completely new information to his reality in his mind. For all he knows, his imagination might be right and that is his truth and his reality at that moment. If he ever sees a real fish, his reality might change, or he might even prefer his own image of a fish over his perception of what it's actually like.

[@scratchy1704]

The sock puppet was a good resemblance 😂👌❤️

[@thecrudelab3204]

imagine aliens extracting the fossils of these dog skulls and trying to guess what they looked like alive

[@kxd9mms]

As a borzoi owner i ring this funny and true

[@mysteryman6918]

What’s its name

[@beenguy5887]

strokin my borzoi

[@mysteryman6918]

@@beenguy5887 lording till I foog

[@Zwaynegus]

this really was the

[@riskvideos]

The snoots on these dogs are delightfully absurd. I love the dogs.

[@xiimooniixmoon2988]

I would love to have a dog like these. They are so cute.

[@lucaszermeno4793]

Truly one of the

[@Phill_andhissmallgang]

The

[@redhidinghood9337]

Some pugs just called they said they want some of that stolen snout length back

[@TheMunkzilla1]

A masterpiece worthy of a viewing in MoMA

[@HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

I love this creature. The banzai.

[@Spielzeug-Essen]

this genuinely just helped me calm down from an awful mental breakdown, thanks man 👍

[@sirrealism7300]

Starting a sentence with genuinely is a sign that you don't have much to actually say.

[@Spielzeug-Essen]

@@sirrealism7300 what do you mean by that lmao? i wanted it to be clear that i wasnt joking 👍

[@empschilde]

HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME

[@Spielzeug-Essen]

@@empschilde what the fuck? i wanted the person to know that they helped me? what is up with the people in this comment section LMAO this is just a cute video that helped me!

[@weediestbroom]

@@empschilde haha says one of Fulgrim's sons!?

[@PikseliASMR]

RAY tuplausmusiikki 5/5

[@lrclouder8088]

What

[@nodical802]

@@lrclouder8088 RAY tuplausmusiikki 5/5

[@lrclouder8088]

@@nodical802 “RAY doubling-music 5/5” ???

[@DevKoDec]

Häh

[@PikseliASMR]

@@lrclouder8088 yes

[@fallen-bird8731]

i just sent this to my dad with 0 context

[@qin7to]

Esto es hermoso.

[@cobb_wall]

Bro that song was too good that I couldn’t even pay attention to the dogs! Or were they cats? I wasn’t paying attention.

[@w33by0]

i believe those are horses

[@sabaaras]

weren't they geese..?

[@LudiusQuassas]

Nobody knows what a borzoi is anyways.

[@MrTeddy12397]

the

[@carrie00]

it’s the

[@abbiegsarah2129]

0:44 really gets me 😂

[@Muffalin]

this was actually the first borzoi dog video I’ve seen, and I still rlly love it lol

[@Fera140]

this made my day

[@chromaticturtle8657]

It's amazing how similar in looks these anteaters and horses are, remarkable

[@selftitled1326]

i love these dogs they just look so weird and silly i wnat one

[@gogogomes7025]

I like to think that Borzois are completly hipothetical

[@brycejohansen7114]

I'm staring into the abyss of long nose dog memes and I think they're starting to stare back

[@iris-snow]

Lovely! This is so calming, it makes me feel wonderful looking at this after a mental breakdown.

[@Blue_Speedster1991]

The.

[@necranium1953]

A few weeks (if not months) ago my boyfriend told me about borzois and how much he liked them, and ever since then I’ve been blessed with more and more borzoi videos (also I barely found out borzois existed after he told me lol)

[@user-ms1un9mv1q]

Very wonderful dog 🐕 me like that dog 🐕 😀

[@CalastrophicTV]

"What breed of dog do you have?" "Bloodborne boss"

[@TideFloof252]

The of all time

[@brentikoy]

I’m convinced that they’re just oversized anteaters.

[@roughlyunderscore]

if borzoi would be plural, borzous would be similar

[@memable8593]

The music really ties it all together

[@MothicJane]

Bro, 0:31 had me in tears. Mad respect.

[@catgirlfield]

this is the best slideshow presentation ive ever been shown

[@officialbeanman]

This feels much longer than 51 seconds

[@tripecake3487]

They became my favorite breed of dogs since I first saw them.

[@cruizeaxten6815]

Never forget the

[@themadduck8784]

Where hath thou accquired such an earworm of a tune?

[@buffgoji2986]

Your mom

[@Snapphat]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4HYq2mniZiKnsk

[@stacieball977]

😆 I love the term “earworm” and use it when I curse someone with such a tune. I often follow it with “Yer welcome.”

[@stacieball977]

@@buffgoji2986 This is the one smarta$$ response that makes me laugh every time. 😂 It is the least insulting of all all the comebacks, in my opinion. Not sure why…

[@Cenmeow]

it's in the pinned comment

[@kurukuru4120]

They always look so clueless it's just cute.

[@anthological2117]

definitely one of the videos of all time

[@lanfour4444]

I can't believe this video isn't at least 10 years old.

[@lazzynezzy]

I love it, это просто потрясающе, я жила ради этого видео

[@screamsinrussian5773]

носопесик :^)

[@benniecastellano5377]

I love that the most replayed part of this is the beginning meaning everyone watched it and started over. Make it into an 8 hour loop pls

[@addiewest6070]

Put it on loop for 8 hours or more there you go

[@carrieoostra7830]

They did it for us THEY DID IT FOR US

[@Sputterbugz]

we came full circle, im touched

[@computerfighter2000]

This was in fact the

[@flaco3462]

I love borzois, they're adorable.

[@labenvenci1584]

I've had this on repeat for 5 hours straight.

[@matodiniv]

Truly, a Zabloing Moment

[@adrinlmao]

the

[@traffic.conezz__]

These pups are the ones that do things for you.

[@secondghost]

This song is pure gasoline.

[@NoriMori1992]

This feels like it was uploaded in 2008.

[@bogfrogjones5768]

the is so shaped and colors

[@andistansbury4366]

Ah Borzois, what you'd get if you put a dog into a taffy puller.