This Is How You DON'T Play Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled (0utsyder Edition)

[@The0utsyder]

Message from the future: Pinstripe: 3:21:15 - 4:21:43 Yes he is literally an hour of this video.

[@kyles.8332]

Toxifying

[@lmao_nope]

Such a PERFECT trophy for Phil once he got it, too.

[@kiddhkane]

@@kyles.8332 De-Vahour

[@MisterSpinalzo]

Insane. I picked this up for fun because I loved the original as a child and I beat him like 2nd try

[@JoseMedina-hs9st]

DSP if you put on your glasses you might probably see the wall

[@UltimateShadow10]

*Retro Gamer* 1. Rage Quit Ninja Gaiden 2. Sucks at EVERY Sonic and Mario game 3. Sucks at platforming games unless his hand is held or there are save states 4. Didn't even play the original CTR and has no clue how to play this one 5. Compares every difficult game to Dark Souls *This is the prime example of an absolute scrub*

[@uraveragedude9957]

M Hale a textbook case of the flesh eating, gout inducing scrub disease

[@nix538]

"King of retro"

[@kobra6660]

Skips tutorial most of the time and wonders why he cant figure anything out I guess he is blind

[@fmilton20]

Sir, your list is too short @M hale

[@trygveblacktiger597]

I mean he never said he was good at it :p

[@TylerFederico]

“I have no idea what I’m doing” probably the most honest thing Phil has ever said.

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

Phil being honest for once? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?

[@billybillbobjohnson6010]

Binary actions are too hard for Phil to comprehend

[@dylanbradford7863]

That's a typo, you mean HANEST!

[@kobra6660]

It's not my fault it had nothing to do with me I got trolles

[@PunkZombie1300]

He's literally worse than me when I played the OG version when I was like 5.

[@Kunning1]

I still can't believe there are people in this world that watch this guy in an unironic manner.

[@BrookRaccoon]

FOR REAL- Like, it’s honestly mind-boggling.

[@uraveragedude9957]

Kun Ning let alone the people who pay him thousands of dollars a year to do this shit

[@SplitMyLungs]

They are just like him probably

[@TheLogander]

I think he collects outcasts. Hes got like a daddy, cult leader charackter. That gets people who just look for abplace.to belong

[@Yayofangamer16]

It's because you idiots keep giving him money in spite. Stop that. He is going to lose subscribers himself. Turn adblock on and watch all you want. DO NOT DONATE TO HIM.

[@doishooligan]

Bumbling Philbert: -Doesn't boost properly -Misses opportunities to do those jump-boosts constantly -Misses boost pads constantly -Ignores wumpa fruits (he probably doesn't even notice the differences between 0 and 10 fruits) -Bumps into walls -Falls off stages -Drives straight at enemies items -Doesn't know how items work -Ignores shortcuts -"Can't see" some obstacles (if only he had glasses) -Did little to nothing to improve his boosting skills Yet, somehow he convinced himself that he is playing flawlessly.

[@Elratauru]

Nothing he can do about it... His ability to learn I mean, of course.

[@blackmegamanful]

That's a lean in manual ban

[@MedlingKids]

It's ridiculous how bad he is at this game! I remember beating it when I was 7!

[@pgfontana97]

And most importantly. HE. DOESN'T. *BREAK.*

[@SNC2319]

Phil, you make me angry Phil!

[@NotLawBDO]

THE ACHIEVEMENT AT THE END WAS “WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Saiden354]

Did you guys know that Crash Racing *isn't* Mario Kart? I know, pretty crazy. Good thing we have DSP to explain this to us.

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

Even If it is compared, CTR is more skill based than MK

[@jacks.cosplay]

Geez and here i thought it was another sonic racing game. It has animals, and karts. Thank god for dave indeed. 🤣🤣

[@Herttaseiska]

Seems like a rip off.

[@thehza2592]

Except for the times when it's exactly like Mario Kart, according to Phil

[@sslingo]

@@Herttaseiska Mario kart started a game genre Just because other games added to the formula doesn't mean it's a ripoff

[@NopeNaw]

"concept art, yeah... who the hell wants to look at concept art?" Spoken like the plebeian he is.

[@internetexplorer3596]

Nah he's right imagine looking at concept art, LMAO

[@publiccrown2382]

@@internetexplorer3596 bruh, concept art is cool

[@ShiftyGuy777]

@@publiccrown2382 yeah concept art can be a treat to watch.

[@yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945]

You have to actually enjoy the game to want to look at the concept art.

[@scottydu81]

Never understood the point of concept art as a reward. That shit’s stupid.

[@mattclark1335]

Phil: *randomly drives off edge* Also Phil: "NOTHIN I COULD DO ABOUT THAT"

[@cassiebarber4669]

What a beginners trap

[@Animedumptruck]

I did nothing wrong

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

Bugged driving mechanics, dude.

[@psionicstorm3961]

"I did not do that!"

[@kayqueelson1761]

2:06:30.

[@blastchambers2150]

Coco "Get in the slow lane buddy!" She means YOU Phil.

[@LF50000]

I wish all of us in the comments for this video could have spammed this to hell on his stream!

[@jameswormsley460]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Soulraven2735]

And she doesn't just mean that in regards to cars

[@ghosttoast6317]

*drives into TNT instead of avoiding it* ‘Nothing you can do about that’

[@GONZANIMEX400]

4:20:42 "Trophy: why don't you get a job?" Killed me 😂

[@FreeAimDog]

its like the devs knew he would play it at some point.

[@Skillfulstone]

@@FreeAimDog I think at that point any company (that knows of this human papercut's existence) that makes a major game know that this blubbering fool will play it for day 1 views. XD

[@FreeAimDog]

@@Skillfulstone it was kinda funny to watch though, he kept bumping into walls and blaming the devs yet no one else has a problem remembering the tracks if t hey play it long enough. i practiced alot with hard ai until i got the feeling of them and then i was able to beat adventure mode on hard first try after i got use to the AI on hard cups. if DSP did the same thing he could be average at the game instead of smashing into walls.

[@FreeAimDog]

@Sunrise Media what i find funny is DSP played it on medium and had a hard time beating the game, 2 years ago i beat the game on hard difficulty and it was actually pretty easy since hard difficulty is just like the cup modes set on hard only its story mode. basically drift engine and collecting 10 wumpa fruit is the easiest way to win.

[@ajaxmaxbitch]

@@FreeAimDog but he does have a job dood 4:22:22 Streaming and e begging is super hard dood

[@deezkeez]

"Why can't I see the meter?" Because you refuse to wear your glasses, Magoo.

[@robertnapier624]

Blind as a bat.

[@zaodedong9935]

"There's a map? How did I not see that?" Lmao

[@dolphinlunggrin6594]

we get it phil you played mario kart on the snes, no need to mention it on every round

[@robertnapier624]

I listened to him comparing ctr with mario kart a lot when I was watching soma julius cruz’s dsp tries it and all I could think of was “Stop comparing ctr with mario kart!”

[@thecatattheend2250]

"This other game has carts, and I played that too!"

[@atomsmasher703]

Exactly, holy shit...

[@dolphinlunggrin6594]

@@atomsmasher703 he is doing the same shit with mario maker 2 now "original mario this ... mario bros on nes that ..." super thirsty for oldschool gamer cred

[@Yayofangamer16]

I doubt he finished Super Mario Kart at all. The cups in 100cc are broken if you dare use a heavy charActer like DK jr or Bowser. One mistake and you are done. Especially in the Special Cups.

[@Helgyhm]

A little list of tips and tricks regarding various encounters phil had to complain trough. - All bosses have a standard artificial boost. This is, of course, to make it more challenging. -Most of the time, when other racers passed phil, it's because they had a longer uptime of Sacred Fire or Ultimate sacred fire. Thanks to the reserves system -When other racers can pass certain points easier, like the loop in dragon mines, it's because the AI is litteraly designed to take the best course of actions avaiable to smoothen the track and maintain a high speed ratio. This usually has nothing to do with characters, and going coco because "The AI coco could do it easily", is a terrible reasoning. Going dingodile, a speed character with the worst handling afterwards, is even a worse idea. -A personal tip, don't be afraid to press the break button. It can save your life in difficult turns, like cortex castle and even polar pass, when you cannot go over the wall. It's better to breakneck your speed slightly and stay on track, then to collide with a wall, lose all momentum, and start of difficult. Or to fall of a map. TLDR: CTR is a game that has a lot of deeper mechanics that, when mastered, can let you speed over maps like it's a joke. The mastering of these mechanics was what most CTR fans loved the most. Last possible tip i can give is that, yes, this game is inspired by the original. Which was an old, game. Medium difficulty wasn't considered "Normal" , difficulty. if you are new to the game, and want to learn the ins and outs on your own pace, i suggest hitting easy difficulty. It's not a shame. It's a learning progress. Drive safe my dudes.

[@TheLogander]

Wholesome and informativ. Rock.on 👍

[@truecountry8915]

I just bought this. Havnt played simce i was like 6 so thank you for the awesome tips

[@atomsmasher703]

Wtf is sacred fire...? I personally played through the game on medium up until the final boss, then I just quit, cause the game was fucking boring, lol. And also imo, the game looks way too bright and colorful, and it just hurts to watch (not literally). But yeah, I didn't really have difficulty with it too much. I also remember playing the demo of the original ctr for a little bit

[@lapsedilationdrive3943]

Finally an intelligent comment. Unlike those elitists who always trash on newcomers just because they are new to the game. The fandom of this game can sometimes be toxic. I wholeheartly agree with you.

[@alexanderredhorse1297]

@@atomsmasher703 the commentor didnt explain the reserve system at all. basically sacred fire is just their dumbass fancy way of saying the flames that come from your kart when you get a boost. the "reserve system" is also another dumbass fancy way of saying there is a counter that takes note of how many boosts you chain in a row when drift boosting which adds to your "reserves" which allows you to stay at tops speeds with your "sacred fire" for longer amounts of time. Ultimate sacred fire is yet another dumbass fancy way of saying the blue flames that come from the kart. that's all it really is. it isnt as complicated as these jackasses want people to think. it's just muscle memory at the end of the day - but these guys want to feel good about something.

[@Camhelix]

I hate his excuses, analogies at the end and him saying that the races are “one sided”. If the game is that hard, maybe you shouldn’t play on normal!!! He literally lucked out on majority of his races, skipped boxes cause of his terrible drifting, misused his tnt and other defensive items and never learned the maps at all during his the races. Why do people pay him again?

[@airiakizuki5592]

Constantly running into walls and obstructions didn't help much

[@lapsedilationdrive3943]

For the laughs and giggles, i supposed. Probably trolls.

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

So this is the Dark Souls of racing games huh? Interesting!

[@RandalfElVikingo]

It's easy if you have played any racing game before.

[@afreaknperson5239]

I would say it is the Mega Man of racing games. It seems difficult at first but when you figure out the pattern it becomes pretty easy.

[@dylanbradford7863]

@@RandalfElVikingo Phil literally drove in the oncoming lane at over 200 mph in Need for Speed: Payback, inevitably got hit, and blamed the game for it. The thing is Phil has this mentally that nothing is ever his fault, and this mentality makes it to where you never improve.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

@@dylanbradford7863 Yeah, I know what kind of person is Phil, he is only worth for this TIHYDP videos.

[@Foxhound3857]

F Zero GF is the Dark Souls of racing games. Demands complete attention at all times. If you so much as blink at the wrong time, you hit the wall.

[@_Mutto_]

Couldn't click faster. Your TiHDPs tend to be better than most. Plenty of non DSP memes, minimal usage of tired DSP audio memes, comedic timing, minimal filler content. Cheers

[@lyokofanatic9999]

Check out Mr. Gasmask's, his HL2 TIHYDP is leagues better than Outsyder's in terms of work gone into it

[@thecatattheend2250]

@@lyokofanatic9999 No need to be rude, but can we get a link? I want to see!

[@lyokofanatic9999]

@@thecatattheend2250 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnfOmmOVobeHfNU

[@atomsmasher703]

@Stevean2 Lmao, wtf are you talking about?

[@atomsmasher703]

@Stevean2 No, he wants to watch TIHYDPs that don't use the same DSP memes over and over again... He wouldn't like any TIHYDPs if he was a fan of DSP.

[@MrKnobhead696]

Phil's greatest detractor yet, the developers of Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled.

[@Cagzstar]

This is the most adorable kids game and I bought a ps4 for my adorable little cousin I love him 😍 😘

[@MariaIsabellaZNN]

He will do much better than pigroachman at least AND have a lot more fun at it, too

[@SNC2319]

Beenox world order.

[@NEEDbacon]

Considering that even speedrunners would complaining about dev times. He had no hope. He was destined to be reamed again, and again, and one more time.

[@johnnietheultimate]

"How do people defend this game?" I don't know. Same question as why people defend you.

[@chaffXgrenade]

My god, that rant/response to DudeFrozen's cheer was somethin' else. I don't know who's got him more whipped at this point--Kat or Pinstripe. 😂

[@TheBigDaddy645]

Didn't even start the video and i can already feel the upcoming amount of salt

[@GaZaRaVe]

I can already tell he's gonna need the chat to hold his hands because clearly he cant understand the complexity of fucking crash team racing

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

​To be fair, you *have* to have a very high IQ to comprehend the elaborate and ever radiating mechanics of this game

[@Animedumptruck]

Uh ban BigDaddy645 please he's been sitting here sneak dissing for like an hour now real talk mods you gotta do a better job.

[@Larco55]

Nitrous oxide's "what took you so long?" works well with DSP here lmao

[@DarthDimmadome]

“I did nothing correct. I did everything wrong.” That’s gold

[@mackey4568]

Darth Dimmadome time please 😭

[@mackey4568]

Do you remember 🤞🏼

[@chaffXgrenade]

Take a sip every time he says "artificial"

[@papabootleg2695]

I’d end up in an ER lol

[@koheikyouji]

I died. Thanks a lot y'bastard.

[@stormkelleh]

My ghost has alcohol poisoning

[@Camhelix]

20:02 did...did he just blame the developers for putting walls in the game??!!

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

*STUPIDITY +100*

[@SuddenFool]

Yes, yes he did.

[@TheLunarLegend]

DSP: This is nothing like mario cart, nothing at all, not like mario cart at all. Random viewer: *Points out how unfair mario cart was on the snes* DSP: This is exactly like mario cart, absolutely, exactly like mario cart in every way.

[@zrider100z]

If you have him a clip of his own words he would ban you for detracting or manipulating tho xD

[@stormkelleh]

His contradictions are detractors.

[@lontrus]

"Passed me for no reason" umm its a race reason is winning race? Or the character have better acceleration or speed ?

[@Soydrinker999]

drives directly into a wall and shouts "how was that my fault?" thats a classic

[@-Griffin]

1:08:26 Classic DSP moment. Drives through dirt then smack into a wall "How'd they pass me I'm playing perfectly".

[@Pikkabuu]

Nah. 1:48:12 is better. The road makes an obvious turn yet DSP barrels forward and then says "Oh. I was supposed to turn?" after falling of the road...

[@Vanamonde]

First thing he reads in the game is to press the button again to explode the bombs mid roll. Never once uses this information and misses nearly every bomb. Constantly misses items or wastes deployables and wonders why he gets hit by so many missiles.

[@PantsuTacoking]

remember, saying "it really is" after every statement makes it 100% more true

[@chaffXgrenade]

3:50:30 His "I loved this game as a kid but then I realized how bad it was when I played it again as an adult" argument might work on some games, but Crash Team Racing sure as hell ain't one of them. The original still holds up extremely well, even today.

[@ninjafrog6966]

the original crash team racing is still goated. phil is just mad because he doesn’t understand that CTR isn’t a casual kart racer like mario kart and is more skill based

[@i_am_dementia9926]

"hardest racing game I've ever played" Someone make this piggy play a Wipeout game

[@chaffXgrenade]

God, could you *imagine* the salt if he played the PS1 games like 2097 and 3? "Dude, I can't see anything, these fucking outdated graphics"

[@i_am_dementia9926]

@@chaffXgrenade holy shit it's chaff lol 😂 the salt would be immense. Any game with a learning curb is too much for this little fat piggy

[@LindarFF9]

@@chaffXgrenade Oh yeah 2097 and 3, especially Special Edition with Phantom difficulty. I'm kinda worried if he ever finds those and plays them. :

[@SNC2319]

How about the Omega collection on PS4?

[@jacks.cosplay]

Get him to play a f1 or any other racing sim. He will have a super hard time because of how those games are based on realism and such

[@pizzagateisreal]

Ive said it before and I'll say it again the creators who make tihydp's are magicians especially you the 0utsyder you people some how make the most boring man alive watchable and entertaining. Bravo

[@truecountry8915]

Outsyder and Josh ryuk are my main ones

[@andrewshouse9840]

DragonSlayer is enjoyable

[@remixsparten98]

5th place: DSP "Perfectly balanced as all things should be."

[@SNC2319]

3:40:48 I did nothing CORRECT, I did everything WRONG. I’m dead.

[@andrewdelaerranz9648]

You have to admit that he is a master of one thing that maybe no one gave him the merit he deserves: the master of crate dodging.

[@IvanSensei88]

You know how some good players can play a difficult game and make it look ridiculously easy? Well this bumbling idiot is the exact opposite. He's a master at making some easy game look like it's INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT and unfair, while I guarantee you, any casual would've beaten that on first try or adapted in two or three attempts and overcome it.

[@Fenrirmaster30]

Unless you're talking about TNT or Nitro lmao

[@theenderengineer1943]

You know it's bad when he can't figure it out within the first few minutes and keeps calling Coco a guy. I wish he'd wear his glasses already.

[@TheBrainScratcher]

LMAO

[@youdontknowmegigna]

Has 0 speed-increasing Wumpa fruit, doesn't use every speed boost pad, tries to drift too late, hits obstacles: WHY ARE THEY SO FAR AHEAD WITH ARTIFICIAL SPEED BOOST!?

[@masterelf12]

Everyone else: Easy = Easy Medium = Easy Hard = Kinda challenging Expert = Very hard "Dave": Easy = Easy Medium = Very hard Hard = Impossible mode Expert = Trying to do rocket science blind

[@thechosenundead2718]

"Trying to do rocket science blind" That made me laugh more than it probably should've

[@OfficialMidnightRuby]

not really, CTR's not Mario Kart. Still definitely more difficult for Phil though

[@ravenlydreamer6859]

Easy= You have to be kidding me Medium= These niggas don't even know how to drive Hard= Normal and sometimes cheese

[@ravenlydreamer6859]

@TheDivineGodGhostsan21 ??? DSP can't even kill the very first enemies of dark souls 3 with a 99 a 99 strng character, Im saying that ctr is cheese

[@ravenlydreamer6859]

@TheDivineGodGhostsan21 but seriously does DSP complain even in minecraft creative mode? oh god

[@codysullivan2531]

"You can't jump over a missile!" You actually can if your reflexes are not the same as an obsidian obelisk.

[@theironpill9296]

He actually believes that saving a power-up until the opportune moment arrives, for example by using the invulnerability mask right before the finish line (as opposed to wasting the power-up as soon as you get it) constitutes cheating. Wow.

[@theironpill9296]

"It's cheating because you use a power-up to win". Using a power-up to win is cheating, according to Phil. I'm here like, what? Haha.

[@jp73987]

@@theironpill9296 At worst it's cheap, but if the creators didn't want you to use it, then they shouldn't have put it in the game. Of course Phil isn't the sharpest tool in the shed so

[@Metal_Blake]

"Nothing I could do about it" says man who very much could do something about it.

[@LordCybot]

Currently recovering from surgery, these will certainly make it easier, thanks pimp

[@MrVedeh]

holy shit i'm 3 minutes in and already yelling at my screen, he doesn't even remotly try to understand the game "i don't know how to boost it's not like mario, please chat tell me how to boost". This is gonna be a long one.

[@rcadium]

I know how you feel, when he played Crash 3 remake, I yelled at the screen too of how idiotic he is.

[@DamtheMan50]

Man, there is nothing I enjoy better than seeing all those Instant Replays completely exposing Phil's lies and ineptitude.

[@srlefevre1]

DSP's idea of a fair race is crashing the boss at the start and glitching them out so they never catch him.

[@stormkelleh]

He’d still lose if falling off the map resulted in a DQ

[@jasonsgroovemachine]

That's the only way he got through NFS.

[@jarothewerewolf5277]

"Off to a great start" Even the game knows it's gonna be a mess lol

[@poetdsk]

Characters obviously passing through the boost pad "Bullshit, they have artificial boost, nothing i can do" Is he so delusional he's trying to gaslight viewers into his bullshit?

[@Twotwentytwoproductions]

I'm barely 30 minutes into this and all I can think is how different this would be if Phil just wore his glasses.

[@doishooligan]

2:01:43 This is what pisses me off about this guy. 1-) Beenox is not lazy. They could have just made the base game CTR and leave it at that and it would still sell a lot. But not only they did that, as they included tracks from Nitro Kart, they made new content for the game each month during half a year for free, including new tracks and modes. I usually don't suck up to game studios, but with all the shitty practices that the gaming industry keeps on throwing at the customers, I'll at least akowledge one that cared for the fans. 2-) Wasn't he the guy that was shitting on Street Fighter V because, according to him the game was dumbed down so that noobs can beat pros without learning the game? He mentioned a fuckton of times that's the reason he won't play SFV. But now he's shitting on devs from another game because they didn't dumb down the game for him. 3-) Ironically, he could simply play on easy and that would solve he's problems. But he's ego won't let him do it. He wants normal to be easy. He wants to be able to play the game, not learn the mechanics and beat everyone by default. 10 years legacy, ladies and gentleman. Too stupid to understand simple shit, too self-centered to think he's wrong.

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

"Why don't you get a job?" Did not know the trophies on PS4 were this hilarious, GG Beenox

[@mrd7279]

I've watched this like 4 times now. Never gets old.

[@invadernav3422]

I’m certainly no master at CTR; sometimes I fuck up the starting boost, I can’t land some of the more difficult shortcuts, and the second race against Nitrus Oxide continues to hand my ass to me on a silver platter, but I can confidently say that I’m infinitely better than DSP in every possible way. Then again, it’s not a hard bar to pass. Edit: I have now beaten Nitrus Oxide on his second race. And I can attest to getting knocked off course and blown up and ending up in last place when in first and guess what?? I don’t need to restart the match to win because if you have actual skill with the game, you can catch up. It’s incredibly rewarding to get better at this game and see yourself improving. Of course, you have to actually put in the effort and recognize where in the game you need to improve to appreciate it. Instead of, you know, Blaming the game.

[@thecatattheend2250]

I love how he expertly navigates between the item boxes, and if he gets one he tosses it out right away, no matter what it is. Forget saving it for defense, or waiting for a moment he could use it to take the lead, nope! It just shoots right out, like his racer can't control themselves.

[@DarthDimmadome]

DSP and The Juggernaut Name a more iconic duo

[@exodiawolfe6008]

Kat and speakers with a lot of bass.

[@maverickrob9169]

I love how the TNT he hits at 36:21 was the one he layed down after the narrow entrance at 35:18. It says a lot how the AI can get passed that TNT twice, and DSP hits it and fucks up his massive chance of winning the race seconds before the finishing line. 😂

[@jaredcafferty7682]

Khet's husband is doing REAL work. Give all your money to him because he's clearly more deserving of it than us. Gout isn't going to pay for itself.

[@Fern20950]

"How is it my fault!?" Phil you had every opportunity to not bump into walls or obstacles. It's entirely your fault.

[@EazyB90]

You know, I think Pinstripe just might be my favorite Crash character of all. Badass appearance? Check. Mafioso? Check. Wields a fucking tommy gun? Check. Has a cool boss theme? Check. Trolled the living Hell out of Phil? CHECK.

[@jackaltroy5050]

"And I just got hit by a random bomb! Nothing I can do about it!" ...somebody shot it at you. That's not random.

[@mariutunio]

My goodness, an hour of this video is him tryin to beat Pinstripe. Seriously, this guy is worse in CTR than any average 10 year old gamer.

[@L2DaK2Dap]

Pinstripe is the Champion Gundyr of kart racing games.

[@briancrawford69]

Every game he plays happens to be massively broken somehow, yet nobody else has issues

[@htorres920]

“I’m in first. I don’t even know why”SMH

[@thecatattheend2250]

The only thing Nitro-Fueled here is his griping, because it sure isn't his cart. It PAINS me to watch him slowly curve around big turns, never boosting, never drifting, always just steering into the turn and trying to play catch-up. He hits walls a lot, and he always drives through the sand/water/slow areas just to try and save distance (you're faster on the road while boosting, but he doesn't get it).

[@ScheduledChip]

Phil: completes the track no faster after 10 attempts than the very first time he played it Also Phil: "I'm driving flawlessly"

[@dalejhunter1]

Being an avid Mario Kart player (and by avid, I mean I play it when I get the urge to race), I can confirm that Super Mario Kart on SNES is not broken and based heavily on the player's skills as a driver. Phil just has worse vision than a rhino.

[@0Asterite0]

Pretty much the same with this game. On medium I'm lapping npc's. I'd like to see Phil try oxide ghost trials (but we know he could never beat even n tropy times lol)

[@in4mus85]

It was definitely broken but still beatable

[@Noir.Surace]

>Get hit by X >Read the chat >Fall >Read the chat >Get stuck in the wall >Read the chat Overly... TOXIC!!! This one killed me, please we need more Juggernauts on future edits.

[@tizza963]

35:34 “Okay sure. Lose all momentum on a wall.” Yea Dave, that’s how walls work 😂

[@rcadium]

Is "Nothing I can do about it" his default excuse whenever he fails? Like, after doing this for 11 years, his brain switches to the old excuses he's been using all these years.

[@Gracek1135]

SERIOUSLY IT'S ALREADY DONE?

[@The0utsyder]

It was unironically done on monday but i was busy with prepping for Shadowbringers so i rendered it late lol

[@doishooligan]

35:58 It's moments like this I legit don't know what goes through his mind. The guy gets flattened, he catches up to him until the guy returns to normal, yet he complain he's not catching up. Later, same guy gets flattened again, he catches up, PASSES HIM, is 1st place while screaming that he's not catching up. What the fuck. Either he's so enraged at the game to the point of seeing only what he wants to see or he's deliberatly lying so that only the paypigs will believe him.

[@Hunghover]

His absolute inability to drive in a straight line is concerning, hope Khet is the one who drives irl

[@Kuyarei]

keeping the tradition of these glorious thumbnails i see

[@deltaphazon4688]

How to avoid items Missles- Keep a potion or Tnt crate in you back pocket just in case Tnt- Jump Potions- Drive well Bombs- Pray All items in the game- Play well and stay ahead of the competition. If you drive well, you can out run anything. If you get too far ahead, Missles can't track you and you become faster than the Electro Orbs. In online matches, it becomes a game of skill rather than items as most players can keep a gap ahead of the next person where a missle doesn't matter and orbs can't reach them. Online matches between pros are fun to watch and even better to race against just to witness it in person. But, of course, skill isn't a word in ole Pigroach's dictonary.

[@lich109]

There's no such thing as "highway only" glasses, you either need glasses always, or you don't. Unsurprisingly DSP could not renew his license without glasses, so he needs them and he's putting other people in danger when he drives without them.

[@jaredcafferty7682]

Implying he actually still drives. He probably has his horse do all the driving now.

[@lich109]

@@jaredcafferty7682 I'm certain he drives, and not just because he drove with Leanna, but because he likes showing his car off.

[@RandomUser8P]

We have a Restart/Lose counter. Now we need: -a “Nothing I Could Do” counter -an “Artificial Speedboost” counter -and an “Invisible Item” counter Edit: Feel free to add on your own counter ideas below

[@nezhaprime6195]

complaining about how the game is comparable to dark souls complaining about mario cart for the SNES broken mechanics

[@TheBrainScratcher]

-Fall off the map counter.

[@stormkelleh]

Rant counter

[@gameraspen8909]

Missile Counter

[@jamesknighton4489]

Medium difficulty the most well round difficulty with a bit of challenge in the A.I for player. = to unfair challenge and "breaking it own rule". Sounds legit

[@Fartsanchez]

*continues to fire weapons at nothing* "Why do I keep missing and they keep hitting? That's so weird."

[@RemTV]

"oh im supposed to turn? there's no way to know any of this" there's literally a map of the track on the bottom left lmao

[@paulj.brazzlejr.4392]

This was GOLD, He got GOTTI, PIMP CANE AND THE JUGGERNAUT. In one gameplay! This is beautifully crafted

[@PinkGoldAbby]

Who would win? A streamer who doesn't know how to play this game and blames everything but himself OR A cartoon rat with a New York accent

[@shawnfields2369]

That's a tough one to decide, dood... but can I put my money on the cartoony rat with the NY accent?

[@PinkGoldAbby]

@@shawnfields2369 Hell yeah brother, how much dough you betting?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@PinkGoldAbby Probably some condo that a certain scammer is on the verge of losing constantly; which, depending on the edition of "This Is How You DON'T Play" of: Cash Banooca's Nitro-Rad Team Fueled Racing, isn't really a whole lot to bet either way. But I'm sure it's not actually this hard to beat Pinstripe, on Medium or even Hard.

[@jmar1732]

can we name every speed boost pad in every game ever as "artificial speed boost" from now on?

[@disflipmat]

Just wanted to say that I will NEVER get tired of the Juggernaut showing up in your TIHYDPs.

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

Oh it's TIME baby

[@Ouroboros619]

That thumbnail... If I had that face riding behind me, the speedometer wouldn't dip below 90

[@nfamus540]

Did you guys know that this isn't anything like Mario Kart???? According to Philly boy any Go Cart racing game that has cartoon characters should be exactly like Mario Kart.

[@shawnfields2369]

Oh wow, really? This racing game called "Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled" ISN'T Mario Kart?!? What are you saying, dood!? Are you out of your mind!?? No way! I totally thought that this game and Mario Kart were one and the same, like someone just threw the 2 of them a set of Potara Earrings and then they were permanently fused together or something. Thank God that you and Dave were here to tell us stupid people watching that, otherwise, how else could we have known? It's not like we could just look at the screen and see that the titles and characters are different or something...but again, Thanks to you and Phailsbert CD-I for the info, doods!

[@chaffXgrenade]

I love Phil's logic of "[CHARACTER] always seems to beat everyone else in races, so if I play as [CHARACTER], then that means I'LL always win" Now THAT would actually make the game unbalanced, if that were the case

[@NEEDbacon]

He'd have a point if it was Penta Penguin on the Original NA release of CTR, which had max stats. But that's locked behind a cheat code and never appears otherwise. But even then it wouldn't matter cause phil is trash and an OP character couldn't save him.

[@BrookRaccoon]

3:22:12 Just this whole boss section with Pinstripe. The joy you get when your favorite character completely wrecks the shit outta this asshole.🤣

[@PinkGoldAbby]

Hell yeah! Pinstripe is such an awesome handsome character, and it's just amazing to see him whoop Phil, someone who on all levels, physical and mental, is inferior to Pinstripe's character.

[@hdaviator9181]

24:30 he literally drove into the wall and blames the game.

[@guy3480]

Youd think hes allergic to wumpa fruit the way he avoids em

[@tizza963]

-Doesn’t use the boost at all “HOW ARE THEY SO AHEAD OF ME?!”

[@Kody-mo3fy]

Its amazing how he consistently makes the same mistakes on the same part of the map for EVERY MAP. How do you not learn. Seriously, ive watched him crash into the same wall like 8 times now in the exact same way and i just dont understand why he wont change his approach

[@robertnapier624]

Phil: compares ctr with mario kart. Peter Griffin: OMG! Who the hell cares?!

[@chaseosborn9323]

2:30:59 "What happened there's nothing there!" How could he not see the potion he placed in the lap before? Seriously, Phil needs to wear his glasses before he actually ends up killing someone.

[@sourdugan2235]

54:25 I love that super delayed reaction to missing the speed boost

[@pavetheshave]

Rule number one about this game. It plays dirty, so you need to absolutely play dirty back.

[@manusiabumi7673]

"i have no idea what i'm doing" dsp in a nutshell

[@papabootleg2695]

I haven’t played crash team racing or a crash bandicoot game ever and this is even hurting me. Then again I actually do research on games im interested in so I know what im getting into unlike phil. Update: I just got the game yesterday and I already beat the adventure mode It took me like 3 hours I think.