The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 9

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[@anudistsjury]

Jokes aside, I'm really happy for Adam. He's worked extremely hard to become one of the most successful lesbians in modern comedy.

[@spears13skate]

He sucks - Adam's dad

[@james2816]

I too would like to congratulate him on his gay success.

[@buhshmuh]

Gay actor Michael Douglas here. When I'm not on set yelling at Glen close i like to enjoy an episode of the Adam Friedland show with a refreshing drink. Also, I'm Barrack Hussein Obama and I'm gay

[@shawnmichaelslazyeye5417]

Nannette can’t compare

[@maxrealmachan6319]

So fucking true

[@euro51116]

Nick will NEVER beat the Star Trek watcher allegations

[@forlornfuture2630]

He fucking knows they're called 'engine nacelles'

[@henrikpouttu]

I don't understand why he now claims he didn't watch it. In old cumtown episodes he openly was a fan.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

He's not convincing anyone.

[@alphaotakux]

@@henrikpouttu Picard was so bad he retroactively hates all trek now

[@less_than_savory]

@@alphaotakux the funny thing is, he IS star trek picard

[@zacharymonthey]

These guys look like computer techs that decided to get into fishing in their mid-30's.

[@ryanbob]

Lmao that's funny

[@Beltesassar_]

@@ryanbobyeah funniest thing ive ever read

[@Banky33764]

You're describing literally me. And I also dress like an asshole.

[@Knath-ee3vj]

I feel represented. Also I am gay.

[@coryg7154]

they are male models

[@michaelbarrett9061]

12:01 "The fact that they're still alive, dying this death that, frankly, anyone would be terrified of: trapped in a submarine with two Pakistani guys."

[@jason4801]

The Cuomo episode was seriously amazing. Adam is a great interviewer and Cuomo was hilarious; glad to see he's such a big fan.

[@RichieDigs]

Cuomo...more like Huomo.

[@setsuna1f1seiei]

@@RichieDigs good one chris

[@gaiseric9518]

Nah, that was Fredo. Completely different guy.

[@imemberberry]

First ep that made me not miss CT.

[@D0VEWORLD]

This has to be the 10th time they've explained the plot of Blank Check over the years

[@BabyBowDingBall]

you know it’ll be a banger when Cool Adam grips the Yankees fitted

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Bring back the fit

[@lmackenzie9198]

@@Derek_Keenanfr fr, on God, Adam deadass understood the assignment sheesh

[@RoshDroz]

I'm jewish

[@nickp8996]

especially when it’s gripped “low key”

[@davidoneill7554]

Especially when he says “deadass” with the feminine vocal fry

[@moodtalk_]

The vacuuming portion of the show was really a highlight, hopefully the guys will consider making this a regular feature!

[@annemains4415]

Check back in six months for a follow up!

[@theswayzeexpress1]

When Nick started vacuuming, I realized that this show is the 2023 embodiment of Beevis and Butthead

[@ericnasset47]

Nick: “First of all I don’t watch Star Trek. I’ve actually never seen the show.” Adam: “So which one is your favorite episode?” Nick:There’s this two part episode in Voyager…

[@nixon5452]

Which is especially funny because voyager was the worst one

[@sammythemc]

@@nixon5452 Nick was a big UPN kid

[@UFO_PILOT]

"Ensign Kim is Chinese!"

[@MourningCoffeeMusic]

Nick had his RLM moment

[@henrysmith8163]

@@nixon5452voyager was overall the worst but had some of the best episodes, easily

[@99baking]

Nick's dead eyed stare as he's vacuuming Adam's hat is truly special

[@bigben42]

Nick’s got a bit of a spark back in his eyes

[@JanKowalski95501]

must be all the vitamin C

[@signalloss]

Adam has that new coke glisten back

[@refoliation]

We got another couple weeks of manic nick let’s fucking go

[@kxkxkxkx]

AYE YAYO all I know is yayo

[@bigben42]

@@kxkxkxkx Ayo for yayo Walk around with yayo All in my nasal (Not anymore tho cocaine is a devil drug)

[@spirahsass]

“I can’t afford this diarrhea” -Adam Friedland, 2023

[@jangobango2847]

most Jewish thing hes ever said

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Weird way to ask for a raise.

[@jslay239]

Imagine checkout this podcast your were told was great and just seeing two guys vacuuming the floor 😂

[@depressionembodied]

loved the vacuum segment, that's really what TAFS has been missing all this time. hope to see more vacuum reviews soon!

[@billcrotts5456]

Such a no brainer weekly segment

[@pro7o7ype87]

Best guest thus far

[@ZiggaRats]

"Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my dog" -N. McD

[@eamon4279]

The Adam Friedland Show is the Primus of podcasts.

[@alec9527]

adam sucks

[@simonh9987]

Dude that sucks

[@shc3754]

The shots of the empty chairs and nicks dumb shorts while he’s vacuuming was hilarious

[@jaypeters7810]

Yes! Do you think that was deliberate or just happened organically? If it was deliberate it’s genius

[@MrLeadghost]

Adam was on the flight logs.

[@refoliation]

Yeah but he wasn’t a guest he was ‘talent’. He’d do a ten minute set then get turned out.

[@Corkoth55]

watching Nick attempt to vacuum up Adam's phone was incredible.

[@lazylion420]

I've been so distraught by the missing Titanic submarine that I couldn't even enjoy the Blink 182 reunion or some casual face sitting.. thank god the boys are here to shine some light through these clouds

[@UFO_PILOT]

They dead.

[@briancrosby160]

They found... a part of it

[@eeblihp]

@@UFO_PILOT They just died? Wow. I didn't know that…They led an amazing life. What else can you say? They were amazing people, whether you agree or not.

[@dagothhyde7297]

Been saying RIP Bozo for days. Thing imploded it was only meant for 1200 ft

[@Charles-Darwin]

Weird, my feed was flooded with how the EU just watched as a ship with hundreds of refugees just sank and drown

[@BearvsTrout]

33:41 Hearing that Nick played what I assume was FF15 in German because it made more sense for the characters is the most hilarious and objectively correct take I've heard in a while.

[@47ejecting2]

Now wondering if I should play FF16 in German. Sounds like it lowkey slaps, deadass

[@IsokineticCannon]

Hell yeah it does, bunch of blonde guys wearing all black just vibing while they fish

[@AndoLaj]

“Take” 🏳️‍🌈

[@itsreadygoodbye6734]

I'm even more of a thirty year old woman after watching all of this. For that, I thank you both. And attachments are great for abandoned spider webs in tall corners. That's about it.

[@tombell4122]

Literally the best unboxing videos online. Dunno why but nick hoovering Adam had me in tears lol.

[@jimbo2602]

“If you’re just joining us”. That had me dying 😂

[@MrLeadghost]

Nick if you read this I went by the storage unit and tighted those screws - Dale

[@MelGibsonFan]

Pack it up Eric Andre. The real kangs of comedy are here now.

[@atomtan]

i appreciate the dedication to the 4:3 "classic tv" aspect ratio

[@billcrotts5456]

Adam looking clean as hell after that vacuuming

[@uptowndonkey2038]

Vacuum cleaning is easily the most entertaining thing I've ever seen on TAFS. Keep up the good work boys.

[@johnnydangerousilly]

Better than setting a lotion application record? Come on.

[@aaronwinter447]

It sucks so good.

[@andrews6517]

Honestly...im a total closet vacuum guy and to watch nick millions trying out a new hoover is just bliss to watch

[@isaiahm2044]

he did pick the worst model possible, the Dyson v10. but Dyson as a whole is pretty epic. I dont even clean anymore. I wait for a guest to come by and want to use my dysons because they're curious. and im gay

[@0ldar]

As a vacuumhead, the dirt devil logo IS one of the finest pieces of marketing of all time

[@RichieDigs]

I just got home from a Vasectomy. Ice on my balls and The Adam Friedland show in my ears.

[@dookiepost]

Did your bitch wife make you get one?

[@user-cs6zr4nw2z]

Was that your boyfriend’s idea?

[@RichieDigs]

@user-cs6zr4nw2z Yes he didn't want to shit out another baby.

[@RichieDigs]

@@user-cs6zr4nw2z I sure hope you're 15 years old, cuz that's some weak ass comeback hahahahaha. Fuckin clown shoes.

[@jibba1681]

I really like how nick talks about products. Genuinely calms me. The way he talked about dirt devil connected with me on an inner level Ive never experienced with a person irl. Which is really depressing.

[@Roach613]

Nick Mullen, questioning social norms and pushing the boundaries with his Nike socks and Adidas shoes on

[@markmetivier1416]

Why is Adam making me laugh so hard? “I thought people wanted a powerful unit?” as he’s dangling a microphone next to a vacuum.

[@Brett_Steele]

I was always skeptical of the high ratings Consumer Reports assigned to the Dyson bagless products. I just recently purchased the Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet. It’s performed well for the price. I agree with your opinion on the attachments. All that’s needed is a hose with substantial suction and a sturdy single piece extension handle. An underrated feature is the push button cord coil. Great review of the Hoover. Looking forward to more household appliance product reviews.

[@caseyneal1992]

Bleeping out the first time saying PC Richard and son and the subsequently letting it slide the rest of the episode is hilarious

[@NickWolfOakland]

I would LOVE to watch Marianne Williamson roast Adam for 40 minutes.

[@stevewillis1916]

That bitch is crazy. Adam would annihilate her with his comedic excellence

[@Garrett1240]

She’s so hot

[@MrShock8]

this is just lame

[@wtice4632]

I doubt she could hang

[@TP-dq5kq]

did you see Tim dillon's Marrianne Williamson impression?

[@jonnyhopkins610]

I'm not the only one who wants a Kirby vacuum.

[@TP-dq5kq]

Get one I got mine used for $25

[@JeremyOwensTheGreat]

I’m loving these unboxings. Great new direction for the boys

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Something about listening to Nick talk about vacuum cleaners is incredibly relaxing.

[@nickyarbrough2883]

Deep Wayne's World vibes with that vacuuming session

[@tofubutcher7456]

I love that they posted this just as it turns out the sub blew up

[@tripp_andreessen]

Growing up in a conservative small town in the Midwest, certain topics were off the table. We were taught about many dangers in the world, but unfortunately, sexual health was not one of them. This ignorance left me unaware, vulnerable, and in a situation I would later deeply regret. Her name was Ashley, and we met at a local bar. She was an out-of-towner, someone exotic and full of life, a stark contrast to the quiet folks of my hometown. We hit it off immediately, and after a whirlwind romance, we ended up sharing more than just feelings… A few months after Ashley left town, I began to feel ill. It started with bouts of unexplainable fatigue, a stubborn fever, and rapid weight loss. I shrugged it off as a stubborn flu, but deep down, I knew something wasn't right. Visiting the town's physician, I requested a full panel of tests to be done. The results shocked me to my core. I was HIV positive. I was confused, angry, and scared. How could this have happened? We weren't drug users, and my limited knowledge led me to believe this was something that happened to other people, not me. I reached out to Ashley, but she had changed her number and disappeared from social media. I had no way to tell her about my diagnosis or find out if she knew about her status. I felt betrayed, abandoned, but most importantly, I felt guilty. Guilty because of my ignorance and because I may have unknowingly put others at risk as well. In the years that followed, I was diagnosed with AIDS. It was a difficult road, but it was a road that led me to advocacy. I understood then that this wasn't just my problem; it was a global health issue. My ignorance was shared by many others in my community, and I decided to make it my mission to change that. I became a speaker, a teacher, and a crusader for HIV/AIDS education. I contracted AIDS through heterosexual contact, an issue often overlooked or ignored in society. Yet it can happen to anyone. It happened to me. I'm sharing my story not for sympathy, but for awareness. To all who read this, understand this: Anyone can contract HIV, regardless of their sexual orientation, their gender, their race, or their location. Protect yourself, educate yourself, and never let ignorance dictate your actions.

[@mavssami41]

You mean...his name...u G####y

[@tehaj]

I just love it when Nick talks about wires 🥰

[@eeblihp]

Nick you're allowed to like Star Trek, it's not a crime

[@desktorp]

to a point.. once you get past voyager, it's criminal

[@hinkhall8451]

Wrong, nicks instincts to poorly hide his nerd side is correct

[@desktorp]

@@hinkhall8451 Well if he was that in to Star Trek, he'd know that Data uses his cock to have sex with Tasha Yar in the 3rd episode.

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

I love how Nick is just fighting against his true nature to be a vacuum cleaner salesman.

[@BearvsTrout]

16:01 - 16:07 Just loop this and make it the entire show, let's go home.

[@bonstockage3745]

I have a hoover h-100 vacuum broom and I’m really happy with the performance. I keep most of the unnecessary attachments in the box, which I have in a storage facility outside of town.

[@nitcholas]

I think I could watch Nick vacuum Adam until the end of time.

[@aheedratron]

I ran out of oxygen laughing at this banger.

[@timothyo6122]

Thanks for my piggy slops

[@Jeremy252]

My favorite running joke is Adam calling every inanimate object a cocksucker

[@edwardhannah8507]

Adam calling a vacuum cleaner that reminded me of that scene in Archer. "Machines can hurt people."

[@nitcholas]

I sat down on the pot to poo 22 minutes ago and I can’t stop watching. Yay Adam! Let us go

[@DickenBawls]

Same, we’re in different places but we bowel just the same

[@shafferfs]

Adam is cool but I get hemroids for Nick.

[@OfficialCoy]

Hope everything came out okay

[@m.w.6526]

I was on my lunch break at a Starbucks bathroom. Synchronicity

[@nitcholas]

@@headcrusher1966 why don't you ask your mother

[@grantn.9061]

Related to the discussion, when I was a young child I used to believe that everytime I watched a movie the same actors were getting together somewhere and reenacting the same sequences.

[@dundarious]

Got a Shark Navigator many years ago for about $200, they often go cheaper at Costco. Quite pleased with it as my first US style standup vacuum. The mechanical brush mode does solid work on cat hair on the rug, and I haven't had to do any upkeep beyond emptying the container and rinsing it all down once a year or so. Christian did an amazing job on the scores for NdGT and Cuomo eps.

[@buhshmuh]

I love when nick started vacuuming adam 😂 it was pretty wholesome and gay

[@Komodo1312]

Teehee it was so cute

[@buhshmuh]

@@Komodo1312 it was like something out of sesame street

[@kirkdossett7430]

Awesome to see Jeff Goldblums daughter doing a podcast under the name Adam great work

[@l1n5n8]

“We were Kongs n shit” is what Nick was waiting for (1:32)

[@erictheguy6646]

It's 1 in the morning and I'm watching some dudes play with a vacuum. Overall it seems like I'm doing OK, maybe I work a bit too much or could be better rembering birthdays, but overall pretty good. Still I watching this makes me feel like I could be doing something better, and yet I'm not going to turn it off for some reason.

[@Jwheels89]

Yea sounds like you are doing pretty decent.

[@maddyloveslemons]

Dude I’m fucking drunk

[@erictheguy6646]

@@maddyloveslemons eat some junk food

[@Flatbaby]

Idk why the vacuuming part got me so good but god damn it I love the Adam Friedland show

[@SS-bg2qn]

This is just Wayne’s World. Here for it.

[@ShanevsDCsniperr]

45:45 nick trying to vacuum up a loose bug in the studio

[@arch_dornan6066]

Awesome pfp

[@ShanevsDCsniperr]

@@arch_dornan6066 classic album, just saw them at oblivion access too

[@ElliottCollect]

Nick your discussion of Kirby vacuums had me run over and go "What!?" They still make Kirbys today and they depreciate like BMWs. I bought two separate year-old Kirbys that had just sold for $5,200 for $350 total within the past few months. If this thing fails on you, look for a used Avalir 2. 😂

[@Deadman1000]

I love that Nick knows about Star Trek enough to have a favorite episode but never payed attention to the actual show 😂

[@parkercushingable]

Vacuum cleaners can quickly become a deep special interest hole it's hard to dig out of. Nicks barely scratching the surface.

[@Whitedennisrodman]

Thank god I’m not the only one

[@williamdavid9272]

Brands and models you recommend? I’m soon to be in the market for a new one

[@jfly6942]

@@williamdavid9272Hoover UH30301 - hepa, belt-driven, and- most importantly- bagged

[@Whitedennisrodman]

Are you looking for just something around the apartment and do you have pets?

[@Whitedennisrodman]

@@jfly6942 I prefer sebo’s airbelt cylinder vacs, I’ve got a husky and it’s K1 series has done wonders for my flat

[@tommeyersacomedian]

Hello Havre de Grace!

[@lumberpileLP]

The easy gag would've been briefly tapping the vacuum in Adam's crotch area, but Nick's got too much class to exploit that 'low hanging fruit'.

[@refoliation]

While readily available, there’s just not a lot of meat on those little berries.

[@jack_rabbit]

i got a bissell clean view swivel vac for $120 and been using it for over 2 years now and it's a great vacuum. good for pet hair, great suction.

[@jasonlitherland4270]

The sound is really good on this episode and I’m really admiring the velvet

[@yourownreligion]

Keep up the great work gents!

[@Slutparm]

I bought a vacuum after watching this. Good lookin, fellas.

[@kevtomato717]

I was expecting a lot more out of such a nice looking unit. I bought the $50 Walmart bissle and it's just as good. I will say the swivel head gives you some freedom for sure but I'm here for the power and reliability not convenience. If I can get 3 of these for the price of one of those I can't justify it. As far as attachments go I can only find a use for the thin beveled edge attachment. Good for the couch and corners. Please review swiffers vs conventional mops next. Thank you for your time.

[@mood1676]

Best episode yet so funny, I haven’t watched it yet but im sure its better also im gay

[@drgonzo1971]

Adam should wear a Kansas City Royals hat in honor of the greatest pantshitter of all time - George Brett

[@chrisp6829]

Best infomercial / podcast ever . Only dudes who could have made that enjoyable

[@devenbs1993]

Hell yes brother. Boys lookin tight.

[@kynannoel7336]

Love it when he wears his little Diddy Kong hat

[@SweetDeeSee]

This is the only show that needs a live audience for real laughs

[@PowerfulAcid]

Look how well they light our beautiful boys.

[@893loses]

I'm surprised youtube allows adam to unbutton the top three buttons of his shirt. I have fucking kids.

[@MilesMarszalek]

The unboxing was the best part.

[@medsnow7899]

I LOVE THE ADAM FREEDLAND SHOW WAY BETTER THAN STABBYS WORLS

[@timmteller871]

Wants to escape podcasting. Creates his own way worse podcast.

[@JamesUsill1]

Because he wanted to escape controversy, not podcasting

[@Cohdoublener]

I go to stavvys world to feel good and tafs to feel bad but in a funny way

[@0ldar]

I go to tafs to feel the edge before society does. I don't go to stavvys world because I can't feel my toes because the diabetes

[@cocainepinata3829]

Genius episodes lately boys. A bit not being a bit, turns into a bit. This is some Tim and Eric shit without even trying. You go me back after cumtown with this EP.

[@myoclaire]

I use 2 vacuums, for work and for home: Proteam (#107733) and Bissel (#3059). The Bissel is a solid vacuum for the avg person. - Minimal attachments. There's a hard plastic crevice tool with a brush extension you can slide back. - It has a wand release as well. I'm on the shorter side and can easily vacuum the edges of my 10 ft ceilings - Hose easily detaches from the wand for more flexible vacuuming needs, like windows tracks - Pet hair attachment, eh, I hardly use it. A damp paper towel or rag works better. - The carpet vaccuum works well. There's a slide to adjust for low to plush carpet. It also has lights near the base, pretty sweet. - 2 prong plug 👍 - It's easy to take apart to clean or unclog My one complaint is the length of the cord, a bit on the short side, imo. But at the end of the day, probably any vacuum you get is much better than a shitty Dyson.

[@voiceofreason2674]

my dyson top of the line vacuum stinks , it gets worse and worse everytime i use it even with the silly maintenance routine. its 2 years old but it dont work so good no more. and i think it costed like 700 bucks. there is this plastic latch on the engine of the thing that attach to the various heads / pipes. I dont beat on that thing but the latch has been knocked off its angle by a few degrees. So now i gotta negotiate with it to get it attached to anything. and it clogs from dust every time so i gotta pop it open and clear it then reattach that dang old damaged latch.

[@Losfromtheinternet]

I'm a concrete floor man myself. Been thinkin' about getting into attachments though. Looks fun.

[@vjcodec]

I still have the Miele from my grandmother! still going strong!

[@TP-dq5kq]

I've gone with kenmore for a fraction of the cost for that reason

[@Derekrife1]

I hope that MSNBC contracts Adam to get a slot on prime time.

[@jakeoutrider7644]

that would be the end of the cumtown/TAFS saga…

[@blex127]

this is the greatest star trek podcast around

[@markbury9916]

The vacuum bit killed me

[@duncanbarton5850]

Vacuuming on a podcast is high level entertainment

[@MilkPatonai]

I inherited a Kirby vacuum from some dead relative I think and it’s model name is “The Ultimate G”. Pretty sweet vac. Unfortunately I live in a dogshit apartment with carpet that isn’t stapled anywhere except the corners so no vacuum works on it.

[@TP-dq5kq]

sounds like hell

[@TheBlinky81]

Adam, I’m so proud of you. From being the lesbian on Cumtown to now being a Dick Cavett clone. So amazing and a truly inspiring LGBTQIA+ story. ❤

[@cliftonvasquez3688]

The “A” in “LGBTQIA+” is for Adam

[@hinkhall8451]

Get Chet Hanks on for the next interview

[@pippylongsausage1275]

Great idea dude

[@alec9527]

bring back the N word

[@rentaltoast2201]

holy shit yea

[@orangeyewglad]

"Are you eating skin off your hand?" lmao

[@Jade-tm1fh]

I enjoyed the vacuum chat but realised my maturity when I got really excited by the Miele mention 😅😂 great products

[@tomwilson4778]

This aspect ratio is beast. deadass.

[@michaelkimberly700]

The vacuum teetering almost over while he uses it on adam has me crying

[@ty2k]

Nick would actually be a really incredible Linus Tech Tips style guy.

[@klof4276]

Unlike Linus, Nick has never confessed about dropping Hard-R's on the regular on camera.