ASMR | The RUDEST Waiter in the World Roleplay

[@TheASMRRyan]

Really proud of this video! I hope you all enjoy it! Let me know if you like the new cuts kind of format in this video or if you enjoy just one long take videos. Thank you! Don’t forget to smile! 😁❤️

[@preacher.ofthe.endtimes]

It's awsome bro

[@swietny]

🥏🌟

[@kimberly7446]

love you 💕 it’s amazing!

[@renroxhrd]

I forgot to smile 😅

[@felixkjellberg1639]

Nah fam you tryna make me cry

[@anny2453]

One of the things I really like about his acting is how expressive he is with his eyebrows, adds so much to the video

[@ripxdoc]

love how you blend great humour & great sounds, thanks Ryan!

[@publicbutter722]

It really does

[@alyssajones4368]

I was having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day and then rude waiter ruins it in a matter of seconds. Thanks man! 👍

[@jeffysml8695]

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[@DatTrueGamer]

Boy does that happen too often or it’s the other way around

[@arcsoned1112]

I thought you said that you wanted to hear “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day, can I have your order?” but the rude waiter ruined the moment

[@convoyleader4173]

@@jeffysml8695 sounds like shit

[@alyssajones4368]

@@arcsoned1112 Lol wow.

[@bethanym6697]

I absolutely love this series! You do such a good job at acting it all out which makes me question if it’s really acting or if this is how you act off camera 🤔😂 Keep up the good work!

[@davidcarnevale8885]

Everytime I think I cant meet a ruder waiter. Can it get any worse?! Fun fact Ryan, your very first rude waiter video was the first video I saw of yours before I subscribed. My how the time has flown

[@jeffysml8695]

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[@elijahsierra2590]

one of these days he’s gonna end up ACTUALLY trying to hurt our feelings 😅

[@jeffysml8695]

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[@Ainsi110]

Instead of Emphasizing actually emphasis TRYING

[@JOSH-sg4km]

@@Ainsi110 😭

[@ArtsiAriesASMR]

Facts!! It’s too relaxing! Feels too good to hurt

[@tjrobirts5038]

Ryan: *being rude as hell* Me: sir im going to put this as nice as possible i'm sick of your shit

[@LukasASMR]

😃

[@Jack10158]

I like to imagine that they actually started to like each other after the first couple times and now they just keep it going as running joke trying to top each other every time

[@teezthemc]

If I pay close to $6mil for 3 courses I better never get hungry in my life again🤣

[@heyitzautumnthtsme7608]

Why do I love his rude asmrs better than anything? I just find his sarcasm and cutting remarks the best ever! Love u ry!

[@sleepeatrepeatt]

Nah cos the way I was imagining myself snapping back with “I’m the CEO.” I started making up my own damn story 🤣🤣😭

[@one-iy6kw]

edgy

[@piureoo]

​@@one-iy6kwreal

[@retropoke]

For 5 million dollars, that meal had better come with a lifetime supply of gourmet food delivered to my house.

[@litamo7119]

Plot twist Dorsia is one of those restaurants where the waiters are supposed to be rude. We were giggling the whole time and waiter Ryan made Bank in our tip.

[@sirius3821]

I can’t believe I got Saturday reservations at Dorsia 😳

[@chandlecharge]

Love that after you poured half the bottle of wine it took a while to focus when you got back. That worked out well.

[@derdorado1564]

love how creative ur vids are

[@asmrsloth]

The Restaurant Ambience just makes this video a touch better - These small details really does alot imo😁

[@CelticGoddess111]

This is even better because I just watched American Psycho for the first time last night lmao

[@michaelb8924]

don’t just stare at it, eat it!

[@Miguel-bj6is]

This man's asmr videos are so entertaining 🤣

[@cailenkeaf]

Really love Ryan, really makes me happy and makes me laugh and makes me feel good before a big test

[@Ebear7]

Ryan im trying to go to sleep but you are making me laugh so hard rn. Really good video keep it up.

[@defeatedvegeta3122]

Hands down the funniest asmr content creator

[@XShtR]

This gives me MJF vibes (ask your brother 💀)

[@Mystery-ASMR]

I wish the best for your community, have a beautiful sleep 🧡✨

[@lovelove-jx9qt]

Im sick in bed but this is the first time i laughed all day. Thank u

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Two years ago an elderly woman stopped me as I was walking past her in the grocery store; the reason being so she could ask if I could grab a bottle of wine off of the top shelf as I am relatively tall. I obliged her and grabbed her a bottle of 7 Moons cabernet sauvignon, but in doing so my sleeve caught a bottle and two came crashing to the ground. The thumbnail of this video reminded me of that moment and I cringed so hard I'm no longer sleepy anymore.

[@maymoonasmr1900]

I like how you’re in the background talking in between serving! It would be cool if you added in some chewing sounds from the customer, or some register sounds, something like that! Love the video 🥰

[@teezthemc]

I hate chewing sounds . Can barely it with other people in a quiet place🤣

[@42CEOLONGLOSTTWIN]

Best asmrtist on KZbin

[@jamespoopyhead2216]

reservations at dorsia feel like patrick

[@TheEvilsalvo]

oml your voice is so calming

[@alisonsoifer4191]

Thanks Ryan for this awesome roleplay! I needed to laugh!

[@kalebm466]

Yes the waiter series I love it thank amazing vid keep the great work up

[@mykarmapolice]

“I’m not sorry to bother you.” lol

[@delaneyparker4939]

Wonderful video. You are a really good actor and ASMR artist. Always love seeing your videos. Keep up the good work!💙

[@moviesbye9294]

I'm just in Dorcia to show off my new business cards.

[@goodnightgraceasmr]

LMAO love this😭🤍 comedy plus asmr is a such an unexpected amazing combo💀

[@Patrick45356]

RYAN TILTY TOWIE IS BACK!!!!

[@charlesantoine3551]

Reservation at the Dorsia? Impossible

[@EddieUsername]

I love your roleplays of course, but I'd love to see some more "casual" type of videos. The video of you building the Master Chief helmet is still one of my favourites to watch!!

[@johnfowler4230]

Patrick Bateman would be furious if he found out a homeless man got a reservation at Dosia.

[@AlexPalssonMedia]

I really love getting disrespected by a complete stranger that makes me feel as i’m a useless human being, love IT😄

[@tonystarkunlimited7332]

I'm kind of concerned 🧐

[@yaliaaaa.]

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[@yaliaaaa.]

@@tonystarkunlimited7332 maybe they were kidding and were being sarcastic..?

[@GeodPlayz]

Its always a good day when ryan uploades

[@fanofsimonpegg]

I *really* should not be watching these food-centric ASMR videos so early in the morning. Even just that singular hot dog made me lick my lips. And that "plastic bag" comment reminded me of those ultra shiny puffy jackets you can get and I can just imagine someone responding to that with "Ayo I paid $300 for this! Come *on*, man!" A great video as always!

[@Diamond0FC]

I like how when he introduced the hotdog the camera just strictly focused on the hotdog and blurred his face for 6 seconds

[@TheDirectStunt]

That “You’re Nothing” killed me😂😂

[@swietny]

Ryan is lookin quite dapper!! 🤩

[@slendermansrevenant1875]

2:37 Ngl I was freaked out by how accurate that was! Why you gotta call me out like that😂

[@daisy_...]

I'm so obbsessed with Ryan's rude roleplays!

[@Palthura]

Impressive, very nice… let’s see Paul Allen’s roleplay 🤨

[@michaelb8924]

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

[@logans.7932]

"Wait so I owe you $30K?" "Nah I'm just clowning you bro it's like $45.50"

[@GamerRedRaven]

i am getting godly tingles from here

[@userhasbeenkilled]

It's really made my day,thank u ryan!

[@aghost5841]

I don’t blame him for throwing up when well done steak was mentioned, and those who want to argue that well done steak is good can’t even argue because they are still chewing

[@mkudrna1123]

that hotdogs looked delicious ! another great video as always

[@AnimeshDas108]

Having one of the worst days man will finally relax

[@keeganleist8119]

Feels like Patrick bateman

[@justanothercomment9978]

I personally believe today is my birthday and my friends asked the waiter to prank me

[@jproductions5977]

Our professional chef, Pablo

[@chantalbotlikova3008]

1:30 Love the eyebrow lift 😂👏🥰

[@LeslieBTv]

I absolutely lost it when he said “I would never walk into your MudHut”!!!!!!! I am fucking dead lmfaooo😭😂🏆

[@Vaxxra69]

How dose he manage to stretch the video out so long while still bing entertaining

[@Joemama11738]

Chef Pablo role play??? 😂 amazing video

[@hm6134]

Ahahahah 🤣 “ make a right on poverty lane .” Jesus that really had me ugly laughing

[@ravekingdom9435]

Plz make more of this,u as a waitor is amazing, especially a rude one 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@shizmagee138]

How did he manage to book Dorsia on a Friday night at 800

[@sirius3821]

😏

[@zombiegirl1444]

For being 5 stars the food sounds like its from the soup kitchen lol love you Ryan

[@knockoff_oreo83]

I feel like these waiter videos are just an excuse for Ryan to write off his groceries as a business expense

[@ArtsiAriesASMR]

It’s too relaxing to hurt 😩🤣

[@aidantansey9130]

Let’s see Paul Allen Rudest waiter.

[@horrorfan5423]

Your videos are unexpectedly poppin'!

[@danwysocki6570]

I can’t tell u how many times I’ve listened to this on Spotify. I love ur rude asmr videos sm they’re hilarious

[@JRichard86]

Thank you for the organic mustard, it tore me up on the toilet later. What did you mix into it!?!

[@Cx_7071]

the steak looked really good!

[@ericsantos8432]

At this point it's time for a Debra face reveal

[@iswee119]

i would KILL for reservations at dorsia

[@noahcrawley7068]

POV: You're Patrick Bateman

[@Latent_Ensurgency]

“We have a dress policy and ew is not on the list” Literally dead 😂😂💀

[@mutilatedhatred4868]

I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia ;Great sea urchin ceviche

[@michaelb8924]

Ya like Huey Lewis and the News?

[@taylorwright7711]

"your dog bowl" got me

[@teezthemc]

"Eat that with your hands"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Khailiyahh]

3:26 oh nooo well done or we fighting waiter ryan💀

[@dylanbrooks5701]

1:24 we happen to have a dress code and eww isn’t on it hahaha

[@calvinsmock302]

Bro I lost it at "chug jugs and shield potions"

[@michaelb8924]

How the hell did i manage to get a reservation at Dorsia??? Am I Paul Allen???

[@Tahitiforsweeties]

The starwars joke got me cause I love starwars

[@sloplord]

now lets see paul allens asmr

[@LukasASMR]

Here comes the sequel

[@SheppoYT]

Tilty towie is back

[@_.cloudxari.__2105]

Can we talk about the fact he talks about socks and Sandals in almost every video🤣😭

[@raeganschuchhardt972]

I love this❤

[@steelfoot98]

My, uh… my name is Dave. That really snapped me back to reality lol

[@ElMaquinitas06]

nd that's the moral of the story....never judge a book by its cover😭😭😭

[@mattburns21]

The single eyebrow raise is everything 🧐

[@ryan6400]

absolute legend

[@johng7410]

ASMR Ryan your timing for the jokes are great. I know it's scripted and what not, but it still takes talent and you got it.

[@proto6086]

My god that glass of wine was huge

[@2Dudesandafishingrod]

“I’ve never been to a freak show” 😂

[@RaveFM7]

Ah yes, I would love to hear asmr from the rudest waiter

[@Parasnailor]

American Psycho vibes