Torbin was like. I’m bored let’s go kidnap some kids. Later Torbin was like I’m going to set here for years and literally do nothing.
@The_Reality_Filter3 ай бұрын
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
@danjager62003 ай бұрын
So, it's watch the parts I missed time and let me say a word about Disney and effects. D is known for mismanaging effects companies and forcing them to work in the least efficient way possible. Where did the 180M go? That's where. The effects going down in the last two eps is totally on brand for them because they work on crunch time in the worst way possible. Effects that assist sets or that have reuse are inexpensive. Effects that need to be polished beforehand and that must be redone (or worse, scrapbooked) are expensive. Guess which one D does?
@maddercat3 ай бұрын
The funniest thing is trinity takes them all out with mind power feedback, then dies to a half an inch of steel dagger to the chest. lol
@nyk2000m3 ай бұрын
She knew that knife was coming, she just can't live with the fact that she's in this shit show.
@CinnamonGrrlErin13 ай бұрын
I can't imagine Disney spending more money on a second season, when the numbers and reviews are so bad. They don't even have merch money to draw on anymore, this franchise is a sinkhole.
@jonnyups23123 ай бұрын
Every single episode has issues with character motivation. Like as in reasons a character takes a certain action. Every single episode has somethings that just don't make any logical sense
@Maehedrose3 ай бұрын
I just watched the episode and I shit you not, it was physically painful to sit through. What a shit show, what a disaster - what fuck-you to the audience, the Jedi, and everything in-between.
@Michael-gm8ze3 ай бұрын
I canceled Disney + a few weeks ago. The shows on Disney + are horribly written trash. It's not worth the money.
@PhoenixDawnX773 ай бұрын
At least not a loon that watches a show because their favorite KZbin reviewer hates it, then wonders how it has an audience. Bravo to you!
@antoniopinto15793 ай бұрын
You are lucky. I got it for free with my new Internet provider.
@eythemischief41483 ай бұрын
Shogūn and The Bear are great though, but yeah, agreed.
@brendanctogher3 ай бұрын
#metoo
@stackels973 ай бұрын
Physical copies are the way!!
@ba27243 ай бұрын
Well, to be fair, they had to splurge on the budget when they bought that $200 metal detector from Radio Shack! Seriously, how much crap can one show produce?
@clintonford96093 ай бұрын
The jedi Order survived for 1000s of years like this. OK
@mountainmantoo3 ай бұрын
The bald green Dominatrix with the whip and the zipper toothed Gimp told me everything I needed to know (and more).
@aquapendulum3 ай бұрын
Idk what got the critics who had early access mad about episode 3 because THIS one... this episode JUMPED THE SHARK! They revealed that the Jedi team were here to scout out... something, they didn't actually know there was AN ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCTION BUILT ON A MOUNTAIN as they surveilled the planet. Instead, the way they found out about the coven was Sol coincidentally bumping into the twins in the forest. That's the premise that kicked off this entire story. Oh my... This is so dumb!
@SaviorCross3 ай бұрын
@33min mark, referencing desperate George Lucas, his words are spot on...
@brandonmar34363 ай бұрын
Thing is, modern day star wars doesn't focus on anything relevant to our lives. The. OG trilogy and even the prequels focused on relatable subject matter like religion (the force), personal growth, becoming our best self, the inner battle of light/ dark and finding meaning. it was told in such a way that was logically consistent and entertaining as hell, which is why it was so compelling. Todays SW focuses on nothing of relevance to our ordinary lives personally. It's vapid, not logically consistent and not even entertaining. There's nothing for our inner self to latch onto. It's uninspiring and doesn't even come close to capturing the essence of star wars.
@calfowler68383 ай бұрын
My conclusion is..they dont care about making money and they are lying about how much these shows actually cost...
@analogsignal3 ай бұрын
Ya mean, like…a scam?
@BoogalouJenkins3 ай бұрын
I keep finding positivity and ways to enjoy the whole story but ultimately end up confused about how the plot plays out that makes me feel indifferent and just be like well here goes another stupid episode mainly of characters and bad decisions. I understand the lore but the choices they made make me mad cuz everything can be avoided some way somehow yet it’s not. Totally not the way of the light side.
@NorthstarLNC3 ай бұрын
$180 million of laundry being done
@DrKumkar3 ай бұрын
The fact that they didn’t even bother to explain how that fire turned into an effin wild fire is insanity to me….. literally need green wildfire liquid from GOT for the raging firestorm Mae started
@dronesclubhighjinks3 ай бұрын
Enjoying the discussion as always! What's frustrating is that this could be a really good story if it were handled properly. By people who care, and who know how to write a good mystery. What I find extra strange is how not just this show but so many others set up these "mystery boxes" but then never provide any answers. The X-Files episodes never ended with firm conclusions which I found frustrating for a while until I got used to it and understood why they did it like that. These new shows and movies for "modern audiences" are extremely far removed from that type of quality. It's insulting when they claim they do it on purpose so the fans have something to talk about. Please. I very sincerely hope that Yoda does not show up. >shudder< Thanks for the video! 🙏😁🎭
@Bonebridger3 ай бұрын
Yeah so many mystery boxes that never get answered!
@dronesclubhighjinks3 ай бұрын
@@Bonebridger 👎 Poor writing!
@Masteroogway403 ай бұрын
Lesbian Headlamp has killed her career in Hollywood before it ever began. She needs to go back to doing what she does best and be the assistant for dirty predators. Maybe she could fail up and be vice president. This show is going to get Willowed for a tax write-off.
@KANIVERSE3 ай бұрын
i'm currently searching the internet for the same METAL DETECTORS :)) an i allready have a suspect model from AMAZON hgahagagahgahga
@christianefiorito32043 ай бұрын
The green lady is Quimirs former master. After she thre him away he lived with witches during the time of the catastrophe
@PersonallyPerhaps3 ай бұрын
Maybe it’s the horned mom because she got away and would want the Jedi to DIE.
@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork3 ай бұрын
How about Horney Toad "I Carried Them" Mama - POOF-PEACES OUT when all hell is breaking loose, the children are burning to death and her entire coven are being unplugged from the Thread Matrix? What kind of Mother is THAT?
@danjr193 ай бұрын
She leaned a couple moves from white Vision.
@stopgeorge3 ай бұрын
Why did Sol have to keep it a secret? He reacted to an potential threat. He could have told her that it was a tragic mistake AND tell her that her mom wanted to join the Jedi. Like WTF?!
@mwill82483 ай бұрын
1) They have the most flammable stone fortress in history. If 1 of your light sources coming into contact with paper is enough to burn the whole place down, it will burn down. 2) The original source of violence was Sol stabbing Mother Aniseya. It's the core of the "what happened 16 years ago". Why did he do that? I guess he freaked out about her using a weird magic he didn't recognize because he has a weird protective feeling about an 8 year old he just met? 3) The problem is that they won't let any of these characters be the bad guy... or react to this like a human being would. I can only understand a lot of this behavior through the prism of the characters being aliens or mentally unstable. 4) So let me understand, we now have this thing called a "vergence" which we've never seen before and they just left it there? 5) Torbin killed himself... why? 6) Kirol's reaction to Mae running up and saying there's something wrong was to move hostile toward Torbin... WTF?? There are so many problems....
@timcollins24713 ай бұрын
It's a good thing nobody from the coven ever accidentally knocked over that candelabra.
@jim12423 ай бұрын
It made no sense that Mother Aniseya would gaslight Torbin into going rogue, turn into some weired sprit ready to attack the jedi when she was the one that wanted Osha to go with the jedi all aong.
@PersonallyPerhaps3 ай бұрын
It makes no sense the writer don’t care
@christianefiorito32043 ай бұрын
The message is the matriarchy is bad and aggressive
@jarnold420ja3 ай бұрын
This episode is mind blowing!! The writers are either morons or just don’t care? How did this show get approved?
@michaelb96833 ай бұрын
Angry space lesbians , this is why we can’t have nice things anymore
@ranmo69123 ай бұрын
Torbin will be the true sith lord and come back.
@devobronc3 ай бұрын
Torbin was victimized by Witch Mom 1... and he didn't kill any if the Witches, and had nothing to do with the fire or destruction. Why Did he Self-Delete? WHITE GUILT... the Guilt fr things others did.. which h is something the gaggle of Wokesters at LucasFilm believes in; but nkrmal people don't. Writing at an 8th Grade Level female a Psychologically damaged Girl.
@kan-zee3 ай бұрын
Strange messages ,this Disney Plus Duo (Sith master Kathleen Kennedy and her apprentice Leslye Headland ) are projecting ?? It is Discovered. Kathleen Kennedy is the True Disney Sith master and her apprentice is Leslye Headland. Bob Igor is the Emperor..LOL Disney Plus is the Death Star , aiming to destroy Everything; Lucas STARWARS Padawan Torbin, uses his lightsaber instead of a force field or force push , against the Witches glow arrows...interesting choice. The Power of many ( over a dozen trained witches), was useless against the Power of one Master Female Jedi ,Indara), with the exception of a small knife that takes her out. The Powerful Stripper Sith; Qimir, can wipe out 8 jedi with a Powerful force push...but can't handle a few big flying wood ticks? What is this Show about ?? is the stripper Sith Qimir Bad for murdering all the jedi friends of Osha ?? Are the Jedi Bad for massacring all the witches and covering it up ?? or are they bad b/c they are policing and taking force sensitive children and indoctrinating them into their Gang ?? Are the Witches bad possessing the Padawan and wookie to try and kill jedi ?? Maybe the Little Bush Beaver guy is the Bad one for humping Mae's leg ? is the Saber wielding Sasquatch KillKnockaa bad for being possessed by a dozen witches ?? Is Verosha "Osha" bad for trying out new Sith head gear and not murdering the Stripper Sith or is Mae-ho bad for murdering Jedi ?? Is Sol a bad jedi, for keeping the secret of all this past gobblygook and not telling his superiors, the jedi council, the Truth for many years ?? It seems all the Good characters, were killed off, murdered or committed suicide in the earlier episodes.... Witch mother Mother Aniseya, DEAD / murdered Witch Mother 2 Mother Koril , DEAD / murdered ?? 20+ Witches All Dead / murdered Jedi Master Torbin , DEAD / Suicide Jedi Master Indara is dead from assassination Jedi Master Kelnacca dead / murdered Jedi Yord Fandar Dead / murdered Jedi Padawan Jecki Lon / Murdered lots of Jedi , Murdered Who is left in this Wacky-doo show ?? Jedi Master Sole Vs Stripper Sith Qimir Osha VS her evil doppleganger Mae (Amandla Stenberg having a split personality scizo battle) Jedi Master Vernestra Rwoh Vs Lesly Headland LOL SABER WHIP BATTLE coming soon ..lol Beaver boy Vs Pocket Droid Pip Will Luke Skywalker and Yoda coming back to starwars save the StarWars Franchise ?? Why are all the Male Jedi , acting like Baby Beta males and crying about the past, (The wookie is hiding in the forest as a hermit , like Luke skywalker did on that island / Jedi Torbin lives as a hermit in a force bubble ) Yet the Females are all Alpha Leaders, after lying and committing & covering up murder ?? Is this what Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland means by saying "The Force is Female" ?? Aww hell, this whole show is confusing and Bad. LMAO...I don't understand none of it..LOL I am super grateful that this Disney show has committed Seppuku and is almost over.
@bermudabengal3 ай бұрын
the witch mama said to Mae.......TIME TO GET MAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
@David-xy2ly3 ай бұрын
Episode 3 and different camera angles for episode 7. The worst tv series I’ve ever watched in my life time, did not think anything would beat she hulk but this does. Started watching and have to finish the series 😢
@lukeyluke1173 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I have a new hated episode. There’s no backstory to how that fire got that intense?! I’m just so confused about it all
@Brad-ei1tb3 ай бұрын
They mentioned it being an old mine. All they had to say was that the walls contained some flammable ore and bam there is a plausible reason. But no rock just burns just like wires in outer space.
@BillyLeigh3 ай бұрын
Fire in Acolyte universe is so strong. It flames not just on rock but also on outer space like a camp fire 🔥
@Pedro-lg9wz3 ай бұрын
The jedi behavior in this show is the least jedi like ive ever seen.... how is Sol a master jedi?? he has more flaws than palpatine😂, how padawan Turbin was able to fortify his mind😂? , When a couple of minutes ago he was mind fkd....(wouldnt have made more sense for all jedi to fortify theyr minds?) how Sol thought the mother was going to harmed her own daughter???, how any of this guys became jedi masters??. What happened with the power of many?? if Trinity somehow was able to kill the "many" witches with an UNO reverse mind card😂😂. This show is so stupid...
@TheKickass853 ай бұрын
It's always been confirmed there won't be a second season
@sda-ew2nw3 ай бұрын
I wonder if they will dare greenlit a second season or even worse if Leslye headland will get more job opportunities after that fiasco…
@smallies71543 ай бұрын
disney is weird...weird
@christianefiorito32043 ай бұрын
Maybe they went only unconscious after beeing pushed out of the Wookie
@N1ghtmareGaming3 ай бұрын
I think Leslie kept most of that money that was for the budget lol
@danielmartindelcampo46583 ай бұрын
Lets put some pop music at the end of the chapter just to fart on the shit
@BillyLeigh3 ай бұрын
Fire in Acolyte universe is so strong. It flames not just on rock but also on outer space like a camp fire 🔥
@garyg17053 ай бұрын
if dave filoni is the answer your question is broken
@mkinkade71033 ай бұрын
This series did nothing to change Anakin’s story. Headland spent a 180 million dollars writing a prequel to Malignant.
@ScoutTrooper336333 ай бұрын
The plural of Lego is Lego.
@analogsignal3 ай бұрын
I haven’t watched a single episode. I rely on the kind folks here at bonebridger and the like to tell me just how terrible this money laundering scheme is.
@hot4futureyears2come3 ай бұрын
Someone needs to edit this show into a nice 2 hour movie. Maybe that can be done
@timcollins24713 ай бұрын
This has always been my biggest complaint. Not the lore. Not the story. Not the acting. Not the wastes money. My biggest complaint is that there is about a 2 hour story here that they have told in over 4 hours.
@danjr193 ай бұрын
I still say 90 minutes, but that's a fine runtime for an action/adventure film.
@jennywarren16943 ай бұрын
Can someone explain what Mother Aniseya was doing when she went up in smoke and Sol stabbed her. She said before she died “I was going to let OSHA go with you.” So was she trying to save Osha or kill the Jedi??????
@Bonebridger3 ай бұрын
That is a great question - I think she was going to turn Mae into dust and transport her… maybe
@Byronic191343 ай бұрын
@@BonebridgerDude I can’t fathom why she thought that was a good idea nor why Sol any remorse over stabbing a green smoke monster like wtf? 😂😂😂 He was all sad like I killed a person, and it’s like no you killed a green smoke monster therefore you did a good job.
@stopgeorge3 ай бұрын
@@Byronic19134 Why did she go into the mind of the young jedi guy? What was the point of that long scene?
@jarnold420ja3 ай бұрын
The writers are idiots!! Don’t try and make sense of nonsense
@ace1insuburbia21003 ай бұрын
@@stopgeorge The Jedi just walked into their home and sensed Torbin's selfish desire to go home and used it against them
@cosmickeys57663 ай бұрын
Too many questions... if Sol follows Mae, Osha & Darth Maum to the witch's lair on foot (which we see him do)... why the hell is he scaling rocks? Couldn't he just take whatever path they're walking on? Nobody would be expecting him or even on the lookout.
@stackels973 ай бұрын
Velma didnt get a second season, it already had 2 from the start. Anyone else reckon they've already filmed 2 seasons of this?
@setlik3gaming803 ай бұрын
The Acolyte... Will be left with a cliffhanger. Leslie Badheadland wants a 2nd season
@PersonallyPerhaps3 ай бұрын
I think she had said she isn’t hoping for a second season but only time will tell.
@dirtdealer68133 ай бұрын
You're right. It is Willow level.
@christianefiorito32043 ай бұрын
Quimis is also a good actor and mother Anaseia is acting not too bad. The Drama is that Amandla Stenberg cannot act at all.
@chuckmaloney12983 ай бұрын
This show has a character who is a powerful leader
@jhujhu617yep3 ай бұрын
Wen the witch got in torbin head that scene was lovely specially wen he kneeled down
@PersonallyPerhaps3 ай бұрын
Yeah I was like buy him a drink first.
@asgads3 ай бұрын
best review yet as I have the feeling you can barely stay away from laughing while talking about it;;)
@Bonebridger3 ай бұрын
It was very hard haha
@asgads3 ай бұрын
@@Bonebridger i feel you
@timcollins24713 ай бұрын
Doing these live reactions is very difficult.
@eaoadeloye823 ай бұрын
These cost are bs someone is stealing money coz non of these new shows and movies justify it
@stuscott15063 ай бұрын
Of course the writing is bad. but the Jedi came into. their home a tried to take their kids. so it makes sense for the witches to be protective. plus they ignored the directions of the counsel to leave the twins.
@JuelzLoren3 ай бұрын
I think mother anaseyia was going to force mist project to Osha
@jesushawkins443 ай бұрын
cora wanted to fight from the being
@jesushawkins443 ай бұрын
even though they was twins they was individuals they was like a clone thats why
@Amazingsloth3 ай бұрын
the witches were from the same planet as the Chitauri in the Avengers...
@VixCrush3 ай бұрын
Andor season 2 is already finished. (Krennic!). I don't think they get season 2 for this.
@MattPiccirilli3 ай бұрын
This episode was horrible
@atari19943 ай бұрын
The Jedi are good? Sol murdered the mom... Sol creeped on Osha... bad... and they covered it up ;)
@christianefiorito32043 ай бұрын
Its stupid mystery box story telling
@jesushawkins443 ай бұрын
the power of many . one mind . so take out that mind and the many is gone its like switching off the main switch in a braker box there be no power , but if you only turn off just a single breaker not the main you would still have power
@vashstampede44593 ай бұрын
No worries...Anakin is still a big deal. He represents REAL Star Wars.
@eythemischief41483 ай бұрын
Just watched the episode and Im starting to get pissed over wasted time. Willow > The Acolyte
@eliazardelacruz13383 ай бұрын
Willow was a great writing and story telling
@berniemac35353 ай бұрын
Wanda vision didn't get a second season
@Mockracy3 ай бұрын
I want more seasons 😂
@jesushawkins443 ай бұрын
my bad i ment o sat they wasn't individuals
@edwinvasquez25093 ай бұрын
It’s HOT Garbage 🗑️🔥 it’s literally episode 3 from a different camera angle and a flashback within a flashback. You wanna ask where the money go??? Ask the Wookie, she’s searching the $180 million dollar with her metal detector ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bayushiteishiru62913 ай бұрын
Yes
@smallies71543 ай бұрын
liam nissan comes in
@jesushawkins443 ай бұрын
mea started it cora wanted to fight
@lordshinumbra64413 ай бұрын
already?! lol honestly i don't hate the show there are things to like just the script is crap, but i do feel this is better then most of obi wan and all of the book of fett - anything with mando in it.
@DaNewWaveLee3 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s okay. Im considering watching it in chronological order. Like do episode 3,7,1,2,4,5,6,8
@the0peratoR3 ай бұрын
No. The script the ideas the execution is all ass and YOU KNOW IT DUMBASSES
@chrisg12193 ай бұрын
Hey bonebridger
@Shippo283 ай бұрын
Ughhnnnng this show
@DaNewWaveLee3 ай бұрын
Anakin was for a specific point in time. He’s not end all be all.
@steveno70583 ай бұрын
But Anakin is important. To steal his origin story is stupid
@SonGoku-yb3zm3 ай бұрын
LMAO, sounds like you don’t know what, THE CHOSEN ONE means. It’s literally implied in the phrase. Lol, there is no such thing as, the chosen one for that time and in that is the problem. They’re trying to devalue him, just to bring down what George Lucas created. Which is disrespectful to him and fans. They wouldn’t have a story to tell without his creation. They could’ve created their own concept, keeping respect/continuity to the foundation already built.
@DaNewWaveLee3 ай бұрын
@@SonGoku-yb3zm do you know who the chose one is because Maul ask Obi if Luke is the chosen one and it is kind of inferred I’m that scene.
@SonGoku-yb3zm3 ай бұрын
@@DaNewWaveLee The fact that you had to ask that and then going back to your first reply says it all. Anakin is the chosen one. Luke was just his son and in his love for his son was the reason why the good that was still in him was able to come out(Going back to what Padme said before she died). If not for Vader doing what he did to Palpatine, Luke would’ve died. The prophecy still came true that Anakin would restore balance. It just happened differently than how everyone thought/a detour so to speak. Which was the beauty of George’s writing.
@DaNewWaveLee3 ай бұрын
@@SonGoku-yb3zm I’m asking bc it doesn’t seem like you know the moment I’m speaking to. You actually don’t know how it would’ve happened without Luke because it didn’t. It took Luke to make it happen.
@Slappingcheekslv3 ай бұрын
Sol loves little girls way way way to much
@Kalle723 ай бұрын
The way everything else was written, we should be grateful he doesn’t love little boys!