Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: YETI: GIANT OF THE 20TH CENTURY

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Yeti: King Kong ain't got NOTHIN' on him!

[@stephanieschanel4710]

👍

[@scattershotjd9823]

But he ain't got nothing on Godzilla!!!

[@Apes_Together_Stronk]

The return of the king

[@JesusChrist-ey9qt]

Always fun to see u have a new video

[@hizzlemobizzle]

Honeycutt shoves his finger in a bottle of barbeque sauce and no mention? I want a sequel based on this man that centers around his obvious sauce fetish.

[@megamursenary]

The fact that he causes no destruction and barely kills anybody proves the Yeti is a true Canadian

[@Invidente7]

... Eh?

[@themercer4972]

Canadians, barely killing anybody since 1867.

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

*steps on trees* Ou sorry bout that eh baud

[@remliqa]

@Angry JayByrd Yes, the Germans, North Koreans and the Taliban killed a lot of people.

[@remliqa]

@Angry JayByrd r/whooosh

[@marvel905]

Fun Fact: That big white sphere at “Canadian Epcot” 😂 was the first official IMAX theatre in the world! It’s called Cinesphere, and they play a whole wad of classics on the biggest screen you could watch. Saw Aliens, The Thing, Back to the Future and more! Before all the shutdowns of course 😤

[@tumblingworm737]

Ty

[@evilbob840]

Ooh, I've never heard of the movie "Saw Aliens"... ;)

[@Cosmicslopman]

@@evilbob840 don't be obtuse it's not cute

[@clintmcbride7830]

Aliens and The Thing on an IMAX screen?..... You sir can go to hell..... I'm not jealous, you're jealous.

[@evilbob840]

@@Cosmicslopman well, it's not acute at any rate.

[@Beastmode-hk3fj]

"Bob Ross got hit by Gamma rays" made me spit out my coffee! Thanks Brandon.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

This is a Getter Robo reference!

[@davetopper]

We don't have accidents, we have happy destruction. That put a smile on my face. These days, that takes some doing.

[@v1de0gamr23]

"Oh thank God! The kid doesn't talk!" You're downright precious when you pretend not to know how that trope ends 😁

[@WarhavenSC]

Damnit, Kenny!

[@grapeshot]

Now all they need is to get Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama there, he's a expert on Yetis.

[@mrsuns10]

My mother was a saint get out!

[@maechael-ns1xe]

He's only an expert on Tritonian Yetis!

[@soriacx]

Of course, when everything else fails, you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!!!

[@grapeshot]

@@maechael-ns1xe I thought he was an expert in the Himalayan variety also.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Yeah, but is he an expert on "Yay-tees"?

[@robertb7293]

Laughed pretty hard at the "Watch out, he's got a tree!" in the earlier scene. Nothing gets past that guy.

[@katenunyabizness9221]

"Watch out, he's got a tree!" I am so using that as my battle cry.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Still better than "Look out, he's got a leg!"

[@dfsengineer]

Stubby-necked beer bottles and 10-cent payphones, a real blast from the past.

[@blueturret5596]

You’re getting awfully close to 200K subscribers. Congratulations on nearing such a milestone. You deserve it!

[@wugglesx]

he deserves more and probably should have more. i've had to resub to him and a couple other people multiple times. youtube for some reason likes to unsubscribe people at random.

[@blueturret5596]

Congratulations on reaching 200K, Brandon!

[@zebare726]

200k today

[@s.marcus3669]

@@wugglesx I have given Brandon Tenold the moniker of the "best youtube movie reviewer you never heard of", meaning that he's still a successful unknown...

[@JeffreyDeCristofaro]

Fun fact: getting angry makes movie monsters look taller onscreen than they actually are behind the camera! Might want to review THE WEREWOLF AND THE YETI next!

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

I guess Gandalf is a movie monster, then.

[@wugglesx]

the night of the howling beast? .. description for that one sounds potentially crazy lol. An expedition to the Himalayas leads to frightening encounters with werewolves, a sorceress and the legendary yeti.

[@zanizone3617]

6:44 that hairy guy in Barbarella is Ugo Tognazzi. He was a comedian who later turned to dramedy and even straight drama. He was a HUGE deal in Italy. I'd say that, from the early 60's to the early 90's, there were just five truly A list leading men, in Italian cinema, and he was one of them. They all tried, at different times and generally little to moderate success, to make it in Hollywood. Barbarella was his try. I didn't like him that much, but he surely had more to him than you would say from his role in that film.

[@skylx0812]

When your effects dept is instructed to construct a giant functioning man nip. I know ILM made a huge ear for the ear crawler scene in Wrath of Khan, but that nip scene was really grody.

[@rocinante6980]

wow haven't heard grody in a looooong time.

[@ArcturusMinsk]

Fun Fact: Canada does have a helicopter big enough to carry around that Yeti, it was used to construct the CN tower.

[@wugglesx]

but do they have kazuo's super strong wire to hold him up... actually the yeti is probably lighter than some construction materials lol.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

Cartoon Network has its own tower? O_O

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

Wrong. The helicopter was owned and operated by an American company. It's been reported that they had a lot of problems with the job due to Canada's lack of infrastructure.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@jeffreyskoritowski4114 Erickson Inc. of Oregon, they built the civilian version of the CH-54 Tarhe helicopter

[@UberNeuman]

This film needed the line: "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!!!"

[@southron_d1349]

"Watch it! He's got a tree!" is probably the best line in the movie. A Yeti in a giant phone box sounds like a cue for something...

[@user-zh4vo1kw1z]

It sounds like the best idea for the next Bill & Ted movie!

[@thecatacrossthestreet5225]

Choked on my noodles when I heard "Bob Ross got hit with a gamma ray" Fkin love your jokes man🤣

[@mmattson8947]

Barry Gibb yeti is a close second.

[@scockery]

There's vomit on your sweater already, Yeti's spaghetti

[@richmcgee434]

Of course the dog is okay in the end. Everyone knows yeti have magical veterinarian healing powers.

[@jaymartin8273]

Honestly, after seeing WAY TOO many dogs killed in movies for shock value, I was quite pleased with that bit :=)

[@richardpulido4624]

The Yeti's North American cousin Bigfoot from Son of Bigfoot and its sequel Bigfoot Family actually does Healing Powers. So you're not wrong there.

[@tahustvedt]

The effects aren't terrible, and the radio controlled helicopter is impressive for the time.

[@Alexalicious]

Wow, the Yeti is even as nice as us Canadians. Glad the dog lived for once too!

[@soremuss]

I always thought of it as Bigfoot being the brown bear and the Yeti as the polar bear. Mostly the same, now Kong is obviously based on the jellyfish.

[@kingtanichi]

Italian exploitation movies, or even more mainstream giallo fare, almost never seem to actually take place in Italy itself! If the movies aren't set in the jungles of Brazil, they're set in Berlin, Vienna, London, Paris, or anywhere whatsoever in the the United States. So, in this climate, why shouldn't Canada get a turn?

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Still waiting for a giallo set in Canada...

[@CaptianBastard7]

@@TheBrandonTenold the editor....

[@KRhetor]

@@TheBrandonTenold "Four Beavers on Grey Velvet" sounds like a very enticing title.

[@dubuyajay9964]

What about Nosferatu In Venice?

[@kingtanichi]

@@TheBrandonTenoldIt would have to be called something like "Hoser Blood on the Hockey Rink" or "The Ten Deadly Maples for Scarborough Cathy"...

[@gio78954]

Ya know I didn’t think Id ever hear the words “if Bob Ross got hit by gamma rays” but Im happy I did

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Everyone knows Dr. Banner became the Hulk due to a 'happy accident'

[@19Mikeys_Block90]

“And maybe there’s a happy little tree there, remember we don’t make mistakes, just Happy Destruction.” Classic Tenold Humor! 😂

[@DrRotwang]

I haven't seen this movie since I caught a free screening of it in Mexico City back in 1981. I'm pretty sure it was some freebie thing put on by the local parks and rec equivalent, in the Tlatelolco area. FUN FACT: If my memory is correct (which I think it is, even though I was 7 when I went there), the theater they screened it in was near the site of the tragic Tlatelolco Massacre of 1968, where the Mexican Armed Forces opened fire on a bunch of civilian protestors. WAIT NO THAT'S NOT FUN AT ALL Anyway, thanks for inadvertently bringing back a good memory. Of going to the movie, I mean, not...not of the massacre.

[@librarianseth5572]

I mean, we'd certainly hope that isn't the good memory, unless you were involved in both the 1968 massacre AND the 1981 Yeti film

[@allantidgwell5624]

Look, all I'm saying is hearing about the loss of human life always warms the cockles of my heart

[@karenstarr]

I love that the yeti is just some hairy dude. No mask or fangs. Just a dude with fabulous 70s hair.

[@jliller]

Monsters thing about attacking Canada then some Canuk says "Eh? What's dis all aboot?" and the monster says "Surry" and slinks off apologetically.

[@The_Warrior526]

[Canadian]: You jus stepped on my cahr, bahd! [Yeti]: I apologize for that outburst.

[@MatthewTheWolf2029]

Interesting review here, Brandon. I never heard of this movie until now. But yeah; they need to make more giant monster movies set in Canada.

[@KRhetor]

Especially ones in Alberta, Dinosaur Capital of North America!

[@MatthewTheWolf2029]

@@KRhetor Right on.

[@sross720]

To everyone who keeps spamming Godzilla just know that Brandon already knows what you want and you don’t have to keep bothering him

[@xninewxw7559]

I hope he does gmk

[@munstrumridcully]

And yet they _will_ keep bothering him... Such odd folk, these Godzilla spammers... 🙂

[@loganjones1578]

Makes ya wonder what they’ll do when he runs out.

[@rajabuta]

At this point, it's tradition

[@richardhart9204]

"... insurance for snake oil." LOL! I'm stealing that one.

[@clintmcbride7830]

Always a good day when I get to hear the funkiest tune from a Japanese monster movie ever made

[@DipUniversal]

Great, now we need to see a Kaiju attacking Australia too.

[@jr03312010]

Hey Brandon Thank you for another awesome video. Appreciate the hard work.

[@bambufan3636]

4:32 "... because God forbid if this movie doesn't have a little kid in it!" Let's call him Timmythée.

[@fokushigaru1310]

Funniest episode in awhile. I was cracking up at every Bob Ross joke. 😆

[@ethics3]

Me too. lol

[@josefgordon7712]

I like how the girl talking to him is like a fly farting in the wind speaking and someone being like "oh yeah, I understand and will change my life now"

[@natp8387]

And meanwhile if this happened most other people of Ontario would go "Yep, Toronto's mucking with forces of nature again. Serves 'em right." and resume yard work.

[@ConstantineFurman]

I still can't believe the writer/director of my favorite spaghetti western, "Sabata", was responsible for this mess.

[@Apes_Together_Stronk]

Thanks for this new video Brandom

[@nickdirienzo2849]

Godzilla's song may not have been funky at first, but Pharoahe Monch helped him out a bit.

[@j.e.pouccoui3]

Brandon: My God, I Think They May Have Discovered A Yeti. Professor: It's A Yeah-Ti. Brandon: Oh, My Mistake, It's A Yeah-Ti. Professor: Mhmn.

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

As a fellow Canadian, I appreciate this Brandon, bring on the schlock!

[@thenerderrant4293]

So this movie is really about Bob Ross getting revenge on those who screwed him over his show.

[@chrismayclin6397]

At the end, the kid and the dog were supposed to merge and become one, then join the Yeti in the wilderness. But there were budget constraints. I FUCKING SWEAR!

[@foxpro3002]

The f...

[@TheBrandonTenold]

They blew all their money on the inflatable nipple...

[@soelo592]

I don’t mind him going over Canadian things, I mean someone has to tell us about Canadians do in Canada.

[@allantidgwell5624]

My cousin was devoured by house hippos

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

Gotta love those disco, funky background music that Brandon inserts

[@hizzlemobizzle]

Yeti: Look out he's got a tree! He's gonna Sasquatch us all!!

[@LizardClone2]

15:19 Yeah , How's the kid who can't talk going to communicate? Its not like he can't 1.Write it down 2. Type it out 3. Use sign language

[@chichiboypumpi]

saw the movie trailer on tv as a kid, didn’t know until now that it’s a spaghetti kaiju.

[@KRhetor]

Disappointed that he didn't climb up the Sam the Record Man sign.

[@afroteddybear]

The Yeti song is basically O Fortuna to a disco beat... I don't know how to feel about that.

[@Canadamus_Prime]

Hooray! An Italian monster movie that remembers that Canada exists! Too bad the dog wasn't a German Shepard, then you could make a Littlest Hobo joke.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Eh, I'm fine with my "Italian knock-off of Lassie" joke

[@java31403]

Awesome review, Brandon. More Bigfoot, Sasquatch & Yeti episodes please.

[@chancegivens9390]

Hell yes!

[@JenMistress]

I thought a Yeti was a giant mummy. WCW lied to me. 😉😂🤣 Couldn't resist.

[@zubrhero5270]

The Yetaaaaaaaaaaay! Don't say the beasts name unless you want dry-humping to death!

[@ivanelgharbi5861]

Good for you, finally some monster destroyed one of your cities, here in Argentina we were soo tired of waiting that we started to doing it ourselves!

[@BigJackFilms]

I have been around the block on this one. Good luck my fellow Canadian.

[@convolutedconcepts]

Now i want to see a Yeti doing insult comedy special. Called. Sass-quatch

[@KRhetor]

Unfortunately, the Canadian Snowflake Brigade would sasquash it.

[@asthmatickobold7844]

Ohhh, great idea for your next Canucksploitation series! The filmography of director Beaver Maplesyrup!

[@antonmasters8626]

Fun fact, the Yeti in this movie also played Jesus in Jesus of Nazareth in 1977

[@gatoneko]

Anyone else is seeing the similarities between the Yeti and Rhett from Good Mythical Morning the longer he continues to grow his hair out lol.

[@tskmaster3837]

To topple a Yeti, all covered with hair They killed a professor but nobody cared.

[@itszeronizer597]

The inconsistent size of the monster reminds me of pachimon cards, namely this shot at 9:10 and this one at 12:25

[@brettkelly7374]

Yaaaayyyy 200K Congratulations Brandon!!!!!

[@caseyv5233]

IT'S THE YET-TAY!!! -Tony Schiavone

[@bored1ca]

Back in the days when life in Toronto was simpler, Ontario Place was still open, the police had those yellow squad cars, the Blue Jays were just starting in MLB and the Caribana parade was still going along University Avenue before it was pushed down along Lakeshore Blvd.

[@ThePlaidman-]

11:12 Man I love it when you use this song!😁

[@MikeHunt90731]

Seriously the best shot of this movie is the embrace of the kid and the dog weirdly enough.

[@thedorkone1516]

I feel like this needs to be followed up with a video about To Catch A Yeti.

[@youdontknowme8129]

Hello yeti. Have a seat.

[@reviathan3524]

I lost it at the Yeti nipple part. The first in history, guys!

[@Sir_Mecha85]

Congratulations on getting to 200,000 Subscribers Brandon 🥳

[@scockery]

I didn't think Brandon would review this movie; Yeti did.

[@robertflores7819]

Niiiiice.

[@iapetusmccool]

That pun is abominable.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Don't you mean "Yay-tee" did?

[@DeeJayTDubb]

Lmmfao the Lassie reference was hilarious! Damn I’m in tears “...he is a grower, not a shower!” Lolol

[@thomasrdiehl]

Yeah, about the "duties to fulfill": Antonella Interlenghi was not only 16 at the time, she was also married and a mother. Knowing that, this kinda feels like she is actually being called out on set.

[@dpc4548]

My mum as well. I guess the timing's the key here.

[@skrag2112]

The guy playing the Yeti is actor Mimmo Crao, whose only other notable credit is playing Thaddeus in 'Jesus Of Nazareth'.

[@tipulsar85]

If anything that Yeti theme reminds me of mid 70s Santana. If you want specifics, the song Let Me from Amigos. It even came out in 1976.

[@redfishbum]

We've got Skunk Ape here in Florida....LOL

[@frankez99]

…..ok, little quips like the “warehouse full of unsold Anne Murray albums” is the reason why I love this channel!

[@jasonjimerson7046]

It could be worse... the monster could become a pro wrestler, wear dirty mummy wrappings, and change its name to the YETAY!!!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂

[@EpicBassSoIo]

Yeti 2 : Yeti attacks Winnipeg, immediately falls victim to street violence

[@KRhetor]

Yeti 3: Yeti tries to attack Windsor, but gets bored, heads north to Detroit, frustrated to see someone already destroyed it.

[@vashstarwind36]

You are sooooo close to 200k , Brandon!! Yeeaa boi!! Keep onn rockin' & being a SoupaStaarrrr 😎🎙⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@JeffONeil]

I had to change my name from Beaver Maplesyrup to try to convince people I'm not actually from Canada.

[@scockery]

Too bad, it hurt your directing career.

[@GLSnifit]

Any video with a 'Legend of the Dinosaurs' music drop is a great one in my book

[@wstine79]

Forget Godzilla. I want Brandon to review more movies with Giant Monsters Attacking Canada. 🇨🇦

[@mrgonzale0978]

good idea. but its going to be a short list. there is only a few. I recommend Kraken: tentacles of the deep and behemoth

[@Blutteufel]

I'm pretty sure they never made any movies like that about Justin Trudeau, so I guess you're out of luck.

[@TheBrandonTenold]

Unless Italy made more movies like this one, I don't think there's too many

[@Average_TitanosaurusEnjoyer75]

3:14 I always chuckle to this

[@tdata545]

8:47 HEY, OMEGA 3 Fatty Acids are good for dog coats, why not human coats as well? At least she won't have heart disease for a good year now, but she did die of toxic levels of mercury absorbed into her by her hair.

[@SNKBossSyndrom]

Outstanding video, Brandon. You had me laughing constantly 😁 Now I have to watch the whole movie ^^

[@zubrhero5270]

As a fellow bass player... That soundtrack tho!

[@corneiliousjones]

sells insurance for snake oil...omg that got me...im stealing that, lol. and yay the doggo lives! thanks dude...great vid!

[@DakoGuyver]

This DEFINITELY seems like a good bad movie XD Also my headcanon is that the Yeti gets bigger as he gets madder.

[@garethspotfur1]

yeti smash!

[@garethspotfur1]

yeti smash!

[@rexevans5477]

Italian Canadian King kong, I'm in

[@Blacktsalagi73]

Brandon: This one was gold! Well done!!!

[@robfellows4096]

"Watch out he's got a tree!!" Go Yaaay-teee!

[@longlivethesheet4561]

7:36 Goddamn it Brandon, now I know what my nightmares will look like for the next several weeks

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Kenny: 20th Century Friend To Gamera

[@densetsugojirin5518]

I know it's a more recent movie (2013) but I wouldn't mind Brandon taking a look at the Sasquatch "horror" movie; "Night Claws" starring Mr B-Movie action star Reb Brown.

[@PREPFORIT]

Brandon, you know people will be asking "Canadian Epcot?" 🤣 Just tell them it's an Ontario kinda Place : )

[@SlapstickGenius23]

It’s the world’s first IMAX.

[@PREPFORIT]

@@SlapstickGenius23 I know I live in Ontario 👍

[@sigmacademy]

00:38. Phew. My steaming coffee pics are SAFE!. Hey, I'm a coffee lover, okay! XD

[@mathieuleader8601]

the yeti would be marketed as a NFT if they did a remake for these times

[@XipKlorp]

Congrats on 200k subs

[@josefgordon7712]

My guy is bout to hit 200k. Preemptive congratulations 🎉🎉🎉