The Planet Express Ship actually does 0mph, the Dark Matter Reactor moves the universe not the ship.
@gelatinocyte62704 жыл бұрын
Same goes for the Star Trek ships (afaik). That's what warping essentially does.
@gedrot24864 жыл бұрын
Speed is relative though
@CrazyManwich4 жыл бұрын
@@gelatinocyte6270 - warp drive is shortening the distance between two point. The planet express ship is not warping the distance just moving everything around it.
@Zett764 жыл бұрын
What's moving, and what's not, is simply a matter of perspective. There‘s this famous joke involving Einstein on a train: "excuse me, when does New York stop at this train?"...
@mrt51874 жыл бұрын
@bmhiscd1 Yes He also looked in to by asking if they have sandwiches in the Future Too. Since He was Hungry at that time.
@EclipseColdfire4 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, the fact that Spaceballs is seriously mentioned in the video makes me happy
@jimskywaker43454 жыл бұрын
well spaceball 1 never leaves the galaxy so I would say it should be behind stargate
@darraghosullivan23664 жыл бұрын
I appreciate same, a tribute to science fiction in all
@lucasoreidopunho35564 жыл бұрын
@@jimskywaker4345 but it's measuring the speed, not the distance
@lucasoreidopunho35564 жыл бұрын
Me too
@SnowDaulphin4 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats going plaid.
@GuzziHeroV503 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing over a billion times light speed and you're overtaken by a police box.
@sanoshawntalik50693 жыл бұрын
The police os everywhere.
@SirAntoniousBlock3 жыл бұрын
And it pulls you over to give you a ticket.
@davidsirett55603 жыл бұрын
the police box gets to the destination 1 million years before it set off
@Domini0n13 жыл бұрын
Lmfao...no kidding
@StephenShearer3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@ralfhtg10565 жыл бұрын
Just for your information: your way of displaying "miles per second" m/s is actually the unit meters per second. So for me as a German who uses the metric system it is meters per second.
@ArkadiuszKurnicki5 жыл бұрын
I think m/s is correct only m/h is wrong, km/h is ok :)
@ralfhtg10565 жыл бұрын
@@ArkadiuszKurnicki Sorry but no. m/s is meters per second. You are right saying m/h for miles per hour is wrong though as the correct way is mph.
@charlottejohnson54125 жыл бұрын
I use both imperial and metric. I will use either depending on what I'm using it for and who I'm using it with. In any case why wasn't the Discovery on that list. I mean the spore drive instantly moves the ship to any point in mapped space. But then is that speed of ship movement or the movement of space time?
@regneva174 жыл бұрын
i think m/s is meters per second around the world. manufacturers in countries with imperial system has been using mph instead of m/h for ages. that also confuses me at first. also there is c, which is the speed of light. I don't get why it's xL.
@Tomohiko_JPN_18684 жыл бұрын
i feel it, i really feel it... it is 2020, and This is one of the most serious 1st world problem in 1st world. Why some people use miles ? Just use meters, i beg you...please...
@adambyers3d4 жыл бұрын
I just wanna mention for the star trek fans that a cochrane shuttle from star trek voyager was once upgraded in a way that allowed it to go at warp 10. In the star trek universe, this means that they were going so fast that they were everywhere in the universe all at once so technically the speed of the Cochrane shuttle is also infinite. It did have a side effect of causing you to become a lizard and nail the captain and lay eggs so there's that...
@tabithamartin40922 жыл бұрын
Thanks for saving me the time by pointing this one out. I watched that crappy video all the way to the end, waiting for the Delta Flyer to be mentioned. disappointed am I......
@KurtKn1sp3l2 жыл бұрын
It wasn´t the Delta Flyer, it was a Cochrane Shuttle. The worst episode of all Star Trek series. The Delta Flyer wasn´t in the show at that time.
@brucecunningham29442 жыл бұрын
As previously mentioned it wasn't the Delta Flyer. The DF hadn't been built yet. And the whole side effect of knocking up you salamander captain with tadpole babies made people not want to mention it ever again.
@corrupted47262 жыл бұрын
@@brucecunningham2944 Damn bro a crew and a captain turning into lizards and then mating is truly amazing to watch💀💀😳😳
@brucecunningham29442 жыл бұрын
@@corrupted4726 I recently rewatched it just to give it another chance and... No. But hey if that's your thing Im glad you enjoyed it.
@JontysCorner3 жыл бұрын
Borg engines are not undefined. They use warp drive technology combined with transwarp corridors.
@sorenzx19233 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@muzankibutsuji83673 жыл бұрын
Yes....I do Agree Well Piller of Autumn also uses a space warp technology thing or slip space...
@deathstrike3 жыл бұрын
Also Battlestar Galactica does not have a measured velocity recorded anywhere. It uses a fold drive system that joins 2 sections of space briefly in Planck time and the ship simply "appears" in another region of space. It's velocity is actually only limited by it's navigational systems. The Cylons navigation tech is FAR better and they can jump much faster, farther, and with incredible accuracy. In fact a Cylon Base Star's FTL is so advanced, it can jump from Caprica, to even Earth, and jump nose to nose within meters of an enemy Battlestar.
@jakallen6663 жыл бұрын
@@deathstrike the same as the event horizon, that should be the top of the list as well.
@electrictroy20102 жыл бұрын
It took Galactica 4 years to travel a few star systems from its original home. Pretty darn slow
@lordnixon75125 жыл бұрын
No, no, no, light speed is too slow. We’re gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
@gamerforever48374 жыл бұрын
Have you not read "hitch hikers" guide to the galaxy?
@leonamuwu9044 жыл бұрын
sir, we have never gone that fast before, i don't know if the ship can take it
@lordnixon75124 жыл бұрын
Whats the matter, colonel sandurz? Chicken?
@ducediablo4 жыл бұрын
They've gone plaid!
@andrewchurch4524 жыл бұрын
Lord Nixon Prepare ship, prep... prepare ship for ludicrous speed!
@Tazhsalis4 жыл бұрын
There are so many little mistakes in this video it makes my heart cry
@waterskippers3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I'm an Aliens fan so I noticed right away they spelled Sulaco wrong.
@nakdad3 жыл бұрын
Viper mark VII 24k?
@danielsalem76243 жыл бұрын
Tie fight ion drive XD big mistake
@splatbubble3 жыл бұрын
@@waterskippers They also spelled "Saturn V" wrong hahaha :)
@DoremiFasolatido19793 жыл бұрын
Your tears fill me with joy.
@c4tubo3 жыл бұрын
Event Horizon has a gravity drive that folds space, so essentially has infinite speed as well, and since it's one of the coolest ship designs, I suggest adding it here.
@janneboman85733 жыл бұрын
also, Spacing Guild Heighliner. Travel time to anywhere = 0.
@jackc71623 жыл бұрын
Star Trek Discovery with the mycelial drive and the Invictus from the new Foundation series also fold space to achieve nearly instantaneous travel. This video is not accurate.
@jimmyofthesea18833 жыл бұрын
@@jackc7162 Discovery still has to move.... Folds don't have to move. @c4tubo by this thought the Back to the future DeLorean is even faster than the Event Horizon. Since it can traverse distance without having to move through time at all.
@QuartzGolem3 жыл бұрын
Displacement has no velocity, since the time metric is zero there is no measurable quality to it beyond the distance. It isn't infinite, it just is.
@jackc71623 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyofthesea1883 Travelling back in time by even a single second without compensating for external motion like planetary rotation, galactic orbit, solar orbit, and the universe's expansion would leave the Delorean in the emptiness of space. You can quibble about Newtonian versus quantum motion, but folding to move a ship billions of kilometers qualifies as motion and speed.
@Trojanponey5 жыл бұрын
Using "L" to signify the speed of light throws me the Hell off. Just use "C" like everyone else.
@purplemongoose48875 жыл бұрын
Actually 'c', not 'C'. ;-)
@greenumbrellacorp57445 жыл бұрын
and m/s not being metters/s doesnt?
@Trojanponey5 жыл бұрын
@@greenumbrellacorp5744 Yea m/s is meters per second not miles.
@cydonianman4 жыл бұрын
Why do we use the letter c for speed of light?
@Trojanponey4 жыл бұрын
@@cydonianman don't quote me on this but I think it's supposed to mean c for constant. Could be wrong though
@pendragoncenturi5 жыл бұрын
Isn't the TARDIS also technically ∞ as well since it can time travel, effectively making the journey duration 0?
@Bassic275 жыл бұрын
It also exists at every point in time and space, iirc.
@mtenterprise43475 жыл бұрын
Also Enterprise could time travel
@pendragoncenturi5 жыл бұрын
@@mtenterprise4347 Not under normal circumstances, nor was it intended to
@alxporrini85635 жыл бұрын
MT ENTERPRISE Planet Express can time travel if it’s caught in a gama Ray with either if the microwave is going or if Bender is on board.
@mtenterprise43475 жыл бұрын
@@pendragoncenturi Yes, also because of the temporal directive
@samurijder95502 жыл бұрын
Amazing! You included the Heart of Gold! That ship is usually forgotten in such lists...
@53rdcards4 жыл бұрын
The delorean actually runs on a factory internal combustion engine, even said so in the 3rd movie, Mr fusion just powers the time drive, not the ability of the car to move, was kinda the entire plot of the 3rd movie in fact.
@No1sonuk3 жыл бұрын
Mr Fusion runs the flying system though.
@milescoburn18453 жыл бұрын
It also doesn't travel through space. Only time (except MAYBE at the end of the third movie).
@michaelhamilton65533 жыл бұрын
@@No1sonuk Direct quote from the movie, "Mr Fusion powers the time circuits and the flux capacitor but the internal combustion engine runs on ordinary gasoline, it always has"
@No1sonuk3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhamilton6553 I think he omitted the flying system because it wasn't working.
@DoremiFasolatido19793 жыл бұрын
@@milescoburn1845 Honestly it probably wouldn't take much to change that. One show that dealt with that notion to some extent was called 7 Days. The Roswell crash had imparted the government with a great deal of alien tech, and only in modern times had any of it been really made use of. They couldn't get the interstellar drive to work, but they did accidentally make a time machine out of it. Instead of moving the ship faster than light, their drive moved it backward through time at a rate equal to that of its travel through space (roughly). So, it would seem to outside observers as if the thing had practically teleported, and since it traveled close to the speed of light in normal space otherwise, time dilation would make the trip feel instantaneous to the occupants, as well. . But, they couldn't figure it out in the show, and only managed limited time travel 7 days into the past. . It should be possible to do something similar with the Flux Capacitor.
@xold5 жыл бұрын
Please use "mi" for mile. The rest of the non UK and US territories thought those spaceships were really slow. "m" is internationally used for meters.
@LoT9455 жыл бұрын
these speeds only make sense in america, uk is mostly metric, only road signs remain, i was only taught metric in school in the 90s
@actualbrian5 жыл бұрын
Canadian here was going to tell you your converstion of metres per second didn't add up to your miles per hour. haha
@donkmeister5 жыл бұрын
@@LoT945 I would be a similar age to you but have to say that's not my experience. We use a hotch-potch of imperial and metric both on and off the road. In a way this is good because it means most people are unit-bilingual in the UK. Metric is used in law, but imperial measurements are more common in day-to-day and informal conversation. E.g. petrol is sold by the litre, but we then talk about how many mpg the vehicle does. Describing someone's height or weight people only use metric if metric is required for it (e.g. plugging it into a BMI calculator) and I've never heard someone ask for half a litre of beer. The weirdest one I think is that when buying meat at a butcher the price will usually be per kg but people order in lbs. I found that when I lived in London and I find it the same out here in the sticks, so it isn't a city/country thing.
@SwitchRhythm5 жыл бұрын
No one even uses the imperial system when describing speed / distance in space. Mars Climate Orbiter anyone?
@morbusmysticus81905 жыл бұрын
@@SwitchRhythm Like the late Robin Williams once said "I programmed the lander in meters, but did the calculations in feet. Instead of landing, the f*er buried. S*it!"
@Enigmatic..3 жыл бұрын
Wait a second .... how can the Cyclon Raider from Battlestar have an FTL drive and be in the slower than light speed category because FTL stands for faster than light ?
@canceled60413 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing.
@Xantosh823 жыл бұрын
better question, why is the Voyager so low on the list, have they never heard of Transwarp?
@PaulGuy3 жыл бұрын
Plus the Cylon Raider doesn't have an FTL drive at all. The _Heavy_ Raider does (the troop ship), but not the fighter. Same problem with the TIE Fighter. Standard TIEs don't have hyperdrives, and the speed listed isn't realistic usable speed, just a theoretical top speed, out of atmosphere, in a straight line until they run out of fuel.
@PaulGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@Xantosh82 I think they're just going with standard equipment. Voyager's transwarp drive was experimental.
@Darlf_Sevil3 жыл бұрын
@@Xantosh82 Voyager is not trans-WARP compatible. they use Trans-WARP coils but first they steal them from the Borg and second the trans-warp network is maintained artificially by the borg. This is the same problem as the Daedalus in the stargate, which in 2-3 days can pass between the pegasus galaxy and the milky way, and it flies so fast that the road that the voyager took in 7 years, use Daedalus abbreviations in 1 day ... but !!! it requires the MPZ module impossible advanced source of ancient energy that only the ancients could create and which MAX 30 was hidden in both galaxies.
@Scioneer5 жыл бұрын
Just a note on the Star Wars ships. The Ion Engines are their sublight propulsion. Their FTL is a Hyper-matter Reactor powered Hyperdrive.
@originalmin5 жыл бұрын
@martin hunter No, from established Star Wars canon.
@Deathborn20485 жыл бұрын
That mistake was made on many other ships too, listing their sublight engines instead of the hyperdrives.
@Scioneer4 жыл бұрын
@Red Elite Key word "pedia" They can be edited and therefore not always accurate, even Wikipedia.
@cassandrafoxx41713 жыл бұрын
It's not the same for Star Trek ships, though. In the Roddenberry Timeline, the warp nacelles provide the warp field, while the Impulse engines provide the propulsion. In The Kelvin Timeline, the Nacelles provide both warp field and propulsion at FTL. The Impulse engines power down before they go to warp.
@CrazyManwich4 жыл бұрын
The heart of gold is just everywhere all at once it is not really moving at all when the improbability drive is running.
@VGJustice4 жыл бұрын
Quantum super-positioning sure is a thing.
@MultiChillMusic4 жыл бұрын
So was the speeder when it succeeded in going to "Warp 10" in Voyager
@carstenweiland78964 жыл бұрын
yes, but there is Eddie!
@seantaggart73823 жыл бұрын
Yeah But still infinite speed is impossible Because at those speeds? SPACE ITSELF is causing friction So basicly at that speeds it's impossible So yeah I call it the Vacuum Limit
@carstenweiland78963 жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 What you are saying is that it is basicly impossible, therefore just very improbable, calculate it with bistromatics and turn on the improbability drive and there you go!
@rodneykelly87683 жыл бұрын
Of the 4 fastest, 3 are from comedies, and the top two are British. So if Humanity is going to ever get to the stars, we'll need a ship powered by the "Monti Python" drive commanded by Captain "Fred Scuttle."
@Pianomn6263 жыл бұрын
This is the beset post ever.
@ileftmybody3 жыл бұрын
And the name of the ship has to be: Shipy McShipface
@cnault32443 жыл бұрын
Captain "Fred Scuttle" and at the helm an elk. ... oops. I mean Anne Elk. Mrs. Anne Elk.
@mikewaite55073 жыл бұрын
. .and where is the Liberator (which I guess should match the fastest Star Trek 'ship?)
@paulunga4 жыл бұрын
"Cyclon", "Samsu", "m/s", "L". Also, I find some of those numbers to be highly suspect. This one's bad.
@pwnmeisterage4 жыл бұрын
_L_ instead of _c_ and _m/s_ instead of _mph_ and some of the dubious numbers are wrongly named then double-wrongly enumerated ... all pedantic trivia but all instantly recognized by FTL-sci-fi-spaceship-starship kinds of people (ie: the intended audience). All conveniently dragged out just past KZbin's 10 minute mark. Badly done. Unsubscribed.
@tyronealfonso4 жыл бұрын
And “Solaco”.... *cringe*
@shaldurprime71544 жыл бұрын
i wasnt able to take it seriously once samsu gunship showed up backwards, then they put up a picture of jango fetts slave 1 and attributed it to the wrong movie
@tyronealfonso4 жыл бұрын
@@shaldurprime7154 Samus’ ship was backwards??? I must have lost interest by then too lol
@shaldurprime71544 жыл бұрын
@@tyronealfonso the green bit is the windshield, i am almost completely ignorant to the metroid franchise outside of terminalmontage's parodies so how i caught that i dont really know
@katynewt4 жыл бұрын
L= litre m/s = metres per second And the Tardis is infinite.
@InfraredSpace3 жыл бұрын
m/s= miles/second
@bencollins43433 жыл бұрын
@@InfraredSpace in europe it means meters per second
@dwarvensmith803 жыл бұрын
And don't forget Voyager's shuttlecraft Cochrane, achieved warp 10, said to occupy all points in the universe at the same time
@splatbubble3 жыл бұрын
@@bencollins4343 pretty much everywhere else too. If someone uses miles per second (which folks really don't that much) it would be mi/s.
@bencollins43433 жыл бұрын
@@splatbubble yeah that’s what i thought aha😭
@robvangessel37662 ай бұрын
A few honorable mentions left out of this catalog: the Jupiter 2; the Earthship Ark from Starlost; and the star cruiser from 1950s classic Forbidden Planet.
@bobjohnson30242 ай бұрын
and The Liberator from Blake's 7
@Mr_Flybacker4 жыл бұрын
wtf is "L"? Light speed is C. its all.
@MurpheeLaw4 жыл бұрын
Because no scientists made this video.
@ceilyurie8564 жыл бұрын
@@MurpheeLaw agreed. also m/s for miles per second...wtf...also the ENterprise_D is NOT faster than the ISD at FTL speeds...neither is the Intrepid CLass like the USS Voyager, UNLESS you count when Voyager used the Slipstream Drive...because Hyperdrive speeds are clsoer to star trek's transwarp speeds...
@FinalWarsGodjira4 жыл бұрын
@@ceilyurie856 transwarp has no speed... once you hit transwarp your literally everywhere at the same time. That was the explanation in Voyage.
@caseyash49094 жыл бұрын
c isn't the Speed of Light, it's the Speed of Causality: Einstein's famous equation isn't e=mc², look it up :)
@backpacker34214 жыл бұрын
umm actually... (let me put my ubernerd glasses on)... the c is lowercase, and yes, that does matter. Capital C is Celsius.
@SR71ABCD5 жыл бұрын
Borg Cube has a Transwarp Drive.
@dragonsflame37774 жыл бұрын
Indeed it does I commented on that when I watched the video, glad some one already noticed
@theemperorofdrifts58544 жыл бұрын
Yeah also the Enterprise E has around Warp 9,985 which is around 5800x lightspeed. And the Borg Transwarp speed is 20 Times faster
@waleedahmad37464 жыл бұрын
Hey, can anyone tell me the name of the music used in this video?
@martinez1701a4 жыл бұрын
They should have mentioned the quantum slipstream drive and the USS Equinox enhanced warp drive.
@moritzzander46404 жыл бұрын
Also in Star Trek Voyager is a Warp Drive with Warp 10
@SuperNovaJinckUFO3 жыл бұрын
Dune Heighliners tie with the Improbability Drive. They have no stated speed limit, and can essentially get from anywhere to anywhere instantly
@jasonwalter29243 жыл бұрын
I was just going to comment the same thing. The Navigators fold space, making two points in space occupy the same point, thereby not even actually moving.
@daleesi12573 жыл бұрын
The book and the movie differ in this point. The Navigators predict the path between locations so that there is no objects in the path of the thrust so that the speed can be achieved without destroying the ship. It was like the Nav computer on the Falcon or other hyperdrive ships.
@jasonwalter29243 жыл бұрын
@@daleesi1257 I haven't read Dune in a while, but I have read it a couple times and I could have sworn they stated the highliners did not actually move themselves in a physical sense.
@daleesi12573 жыл бұрын
@@jasonwalter2924 They utilized the holtzman engines to achieve instant acceleration to light speed seeming to be in two places at once. "folding space" or travelling - whether it is intended to be read as simply 'speeding up' or somehow teleporting - is not done by navigators nor spice. Navigators steer the course, thread it, etc. using prescient abilities - a 'linear prescience', a focus on the safe path prior to engaging the Holtzman engines to move. They did have to travel, move, traverse through space between one location and the destination thus needing the Navigators from Ix to predict the safest moment or path to engage the engines.
@MatterIsNotSolid3 жыл бұрын
Thats improbable.
@gdawg6144 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late to the party, but the last starfighter and flight of the navigator are 2 of my fav movies, and seeing the Gunstar and Max on the list truely brought a smile to my face. Thankyou and keep up the good work.
@Sugefut5 жыл бұрын
I nearly wasted 10 mins of my life on this video... thanks to the comment section, I did not.
@terr4byte4 жыл бұрын
ha haha... what a story mark
@marcinnawrocki14374 жыл бұрын
Agreed total youtubes BS.
@mifiwi34384 жыл бұрын
Thought this too. This one time I decide to give a seemingly shitty comparison a chance and then this. Thankfully watched only like 20 seconds of it
@thrasherbuddy14 жыл бұрын
You mean you don't watch everything in 2 times speed
@shaunsmith18253 жыл бұрын
That's nothing I wasted an hour reading the comments 😂
@Mobius_1183 жыл бұрын
It's weird to say that the Galactica has an FTL speed since the FTLs in the BSG universe don't make the ship go fast, they just fold space in half and poke a hole through point A and B and send the ship through that (which is essentially just teleporting the ship from one point to another without any change in speed).
@asadanax3 жыл бұрын
именно так ! абсолютно с вами согласен. Дальность технологий кобола определяется в вычислительной мощности ориентирования. Фактически можно прыгнуть в : Ебеня, к черту на рога, туда куда макар телят не пас... arse end of nowhere... Но не вернуться банально потерявшись. Одна из героинь Сериала насколько я помню дважды совершила слепой прыжок (один из прыжков был совершен по координатам навеяным сном,второй вообще просто наугад)
@kriegcommissarjames51962 жыл бұрын
@@asadanax exactly ! absolutely agree with you. The range of cobol technologies is determined by the computing power of orienteering. In fact, you can jump into: Ebenya, to hell with the horns, where Makar calves do not pass ... arse end of nowhere ... But do not return corny lost. One of the heroines of the Series, as far as I remember, made a blind jump twice (one of the jumps was made in the coordinates inspired by a dream, the second was generally just random). google translate says, not sure how accurate it is
@electrictroy20102 жыл бұрын
It took Galactica 4 years to travel just a few star systems from its original home. Not fast at all.
@Mobius_1182 жыл бұрын
@@electrictroy2010 1. Galactica took four years to *FIND* Earth, a planet that was, at the beginning of the series, little more than a legend. We have no idea what the total distance they covered was or if they were even in the same galaxy by the end of the show. 2. It's FTL not being fast is sort of my point. It doesn't accelerate the ship, it instantaneously teleports it from one point to another with no change in its speed.
@karlhans6678 Жыл бұрын
Sad that Destiny (Stargate Universe) wasnt mentioned.
@Glaringatyou4 жыл бұрын
All the Mass effect ships are missing
@SaberKingofKnights13 жыл бұрын
Yup
@TheDaexiled13 жыл бұрын
No Babylon 5 ships? 3rd Space gates moves ships at over 200 to the 1000th power speed if I remember from the movie
@henrytjernlund3 жыл бұрын
How many fictional science fiction ships are there?
@rhoonah58493 жыл бұрын
It isn't possibly to include every fictional ship from every sci fi series. I have been reading The Lost Starship series and it didn't include Starship Victory either but so what. They did a great job amassing these ships for comparison.
@AriHCo3 жыл бұрын
and the ASS 1 (Alien StarShip) from Macross/Robotech? 6ly/s is fast...Or the Dune ships.
@jehhhGames4 жыл бұрын
Samus' ship was backwards btw. The cockpit is not in the rear
@TheFrozencup4 жыл бұрын
Was gonna mention this. Also it has a typo, "samsu", instead of samus.
@86e304 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else noticed! 🤣
@hibiki544 жыл бұрын
She's backing that ass up
@TomO-nx1bd3 жыл бұрын
So was the Borg cube, everybody should have noticed that.
@gabrielvazquez71472 жыл бұрын
Tardis vs Heart of Gold. Now that would be an interesting fight.
@barrywhittingham61544 жыл бұрын
After three million years of constant acceleration, Red Dwarf broke the light speed barrier.
@explorinjenkins3494 жыл бұрын
This guy remembers the future echoes!
@mjag28344 жыл бұрын
And ended up getting thrown back...from oblivion!
@cinegraphics4 жыл бұрын
"Status report: Because of a very strong magnet near me, my short-term memory seems to be impaired. Also, I'm having a problem with my short-time memory, probably because of a very large magnet next to me".
@bobjohnson30242 ай бұрын
Holly Hop Drive
@lukum555 жыл бұрын
Apollo 11 was just the name of the 1st moon mission, it was not the name of the rocket, the rocket was called Saturn V
@strandedsurvivor78885 жыл бұрын
The rockets themselves travelled at different speeds due to their weight differences. For example the Apollo 10 Saturn V set the speed record for a crewed vehicle.
@-yeme-5 жыл бұрын
Also the very high speed shown in the video (24,800mph) were achieved not by the Saturn V rocket but by the combined Command Service and Lunar Modules during their transfers between Moon and Earth orbits (on the return trip). The Saturn Vs were only required to escape Earth and reach Earth orbit.
@evanduty53205 жыл бұрын
It did use the F1 engine though, but also the J2 and SPS engines.
@ErgoProdigy5 жыл бұрын
Homie, I made it 27 seconds before I hit pause and looked at comments. Never going to start again.
@kellyaraujo2735 жыл бұрын
Man never walked on the moon
@idaho_rex3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making the writing so large and easy to read!
@r.j.macready824 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Samus's ship could hit that speed in reverse.
@LaurenRoyalWoods4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say, they got that ship backwards!
@captaindookey3 жыл бұрын
Its samsu's gunship, shes a bounty hunter who hunts the metrards
@gardencat85594 жыл бұрын
Sheldon: “ You know what's the problem here? ” Amy: “ That Americans can't handle the metric system? ”
@digge22103 жыл бұрын
*laughs*
@squidproquo22413 жыл бұрын
Whenever a European sees the American Imperial units , they start whining about Americans and their usage of the imperial units. While when an American sees a metric usage he/she simply asks for the conversion. It looks like it is the Europeans who can NOT handle the American presence at all. Because, obviously they can't whine about the Britishit using their Imperial system, EVER? Why? Are you afraid of that the Brits will mock you with their hilarious jokes?
@marvins.56563 жыл бұрын
@@squidproquo2241 I dont think he complains about the System itself but rather about the use in the video. E.g. I highly doubt that Apollo 11 flew with a speed of 6.68m/s. Converted to mph it would be about 15 mph or 24kph which is plain wrong. This adds up to the rest of the video.
@squidproquo22413 жыл бұрын
@@marvins.5656 "I dont think he complains about the System itself but rather about the use in the video. E.g. I highly doubt that Apollo 11 flew with a speed of 6.68m/s. Converted to mph it would be about 15 mph or 24kph which is plain wrong. This adds up to the rest of the video." OK! Let's try to figure this out. He doesn't have a problem with the system That's fine. Then, anyone can easily realize that if you are using different systems you have to make a conversion. This chap in the video seems to use m/second instead km/second. 1- What this has anything to do with handling the metric system? 2- What this has anything to do with being an American? So, in his defense, you say that his complain is more about the conversion mistake than the system itself. However, my take on his complaint is rather his focus on the origins of the video uploader than the system itself. If, the uploader would have been a britishit, and if he knew that the uploader was a Britihist, he simply would have sucked up and ate his urge to expose a mistake and even more he would have not even imagine mocking the uploader. And, this would be absolutely true, ESPECIALLY, if, he himself is an arrogant and ignorant biritishit to his bone marrow. if he said that, "the uploader (without mentioning the name American) seem like can;t handle the conversion between imperial and metric systems." That would have been far less arrogant and far less offensive. So, yes, his problem is with Americans not with the systems, however, his reflection on that problem is via the difference between the systems. Hence my response. FYI; 6.68 km/s = 14943 mph. If he could have the proper ethics to digest the knowledge he had, instead of being an asshole about it, he could have posted a comment saying that all the m/s units should be replaced with km/s, by respectfully informing the uploader about this at the same time. Also, just notice that the uploader is not using the m/s notation for meter per second, but he is using it for MILES PER SECOND and it is given at the top of the video. 6.68 Miles per second = 24048 miles per hour.
@morganrigby61663 жыл бұрын
Why should they. They saved Europe twice now....
@walterwright8454 Жыл бұрын
Cool info and graphics!
@MarcWeavers4 жыл бұрын
i wish this was in metric, "m/s" has always been metres per second, and the commonly accepted variable for the speed of light is "c". the future is metric!
@Corpsman014 жыл бұрын
Awesome. “Liquid Schwartz” Classic.
@EugVR63 жыл бұрын
I remember Paris saying in Voyager, that warp 9.8 is 4 billion miles a second.
@Ishlacorrin3 жыл бұрын
it's not, warp speeds are very slow. Everything in Star Trek is very slow with a few exceptions.
@EugVR63 жыл бұрын
@@Ishlacorrin Go tell Lt Paris.
@Ishlacorrin3 жыл бұрын
@@EugVR6 No need, that is so obviously wrong it's laughable. At that speed it would only take 5 seconds to cross the galaxy and yet we know the fastest ship in Star Trek still takes 20 years to do so lol.
@EugVR63 жыл бұрын
@@Ishlacorrin As I said, Lt Paris said it in Voyager episode...these are not my word's...PS the milkyway is 105,700 light years across...it will be more than 5 sec to cross the Galaxy at full warp...so wrong it's laughable 😂😂😂
@daleesi12573 жыл бұрын
star trek enterprise had gotten up to warp 11 before kirk told the probe Nomad to stop.
@michaelkaer4 жыл бұрын
You missed one, Tom Paris flew everywhere at once in his home made racer which he built on Voyager.
@ndeeka4 жыл бұрын
Delta flyer doesn't count as it is missing practical application, turning him into a lizard and all.😋
@quillquickcard88244 жыл бұрын
@@ndeeka Which was, oddly enough, infinitely improbable.
@Tar-Numendil4 жыл бұрын
@@quillquickcard8824 Yeah Heart of Gold will always win the argument of "what spaceship is the fastest?".
@FinalWarsGodjira4 жыл бұрын
@@ndeeka the fish lizard thing was kinda funny.... thats one way to score with the captain. Lol.
@Lord_Legolas_Greenleaf4 жыл бұрын
Topic is "Fastest Spaceships" and Michael Kaer is correct to a large degree. Technically it is a: Star Trek - Federation Type 9 - Class 2 shuttle with Adapted Transwarp Drive that broke the Warp 10 barrier. Warp 10: Infinite velocity! I would put it as Type 9 - Class 2 since it's a modified Type 9 by the "Voyager" crew.
@Fan-lq6uv5 жыл бұрын
DeLorean did not use reactor for movement, it was used only for time jumps. It still used internal combustion engine to move.
@lunatrics5 жыл бұрын
When it travels to time it's faster then anything in the video.
@Phillv85 жыл бұрын
It didn't fly until it had been to the future and had the "Mr fusion" reactor fitted, pretty sure internal combustion engine was removed at that point....
@minasegazi40005 жыл бұрын
@@Phillv8 no, she still powered the wheels with the gas engine. They never explain what powers the flight unit, but it is tied somehow to the combustion engine. The mr fusion was used to replace the need for uranium for the nuclear reactor that only powered the time circuits. This is all covered in part three and why they had to push it with the train.
@stevejordan72755 жыл бұрын
@@mystic1160 It used a *PLOT DEVICE.*
@Fan-lq6uv5 жыл бұрын
Back to the Future 3 proved internal engine is still needed to make the car move. Watch the scene where Marty tries to start the car while Doc pours in strong drink, and ends up blowing up something.
@simu313 жыл бұрын
As soon as you said "every" sci-fi series, I *knew* The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy would be number one. Had a fair idea the Tardis would be second too.
@paulqueripel34933 жыл бұрын
Not read it for years, but didn't the Bistromath make the Heart of Gold seem like an electric pram? Sounds faster, and you get to have a nice meal while travelling.
@89erMerun3 жыл бұрын
The Delta Flyer from Star Trek Voyager should be on first place as well because it had reached Warp 10 which means being everywhere at the same time. So infinite Speed.
@simu313 жыл бұрын
@@89erMerun The warp 10 experiment was a failure. The idea is pretty much what the infinite drive does on the Heart of Gold, without turning people into giant salamanders
@89erMerun3 жыл бұрын
@@simu31 Yes, but it had reached Warp 10 nevertheless
@bobjohnson30242 ай бұрын
missed the Liberator from Blake's 7 -- Standard by 20
@bishop55375 жыл бұрын
Forgot the highliners from the Dune books. Anywhere in the universe, instantly...
@wargalley200115 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, That realization when the navigators look like amphibians. As did the star trek voyager navigator after reaching warp ten. He also felt like he could go, and be everywhere instantly.
@LordKinoda5 жыл бұрын
Is that really a speed though ? They simply folded space. While a faster means of travel, not really moving. Closer to teleporting.
@ТолянЖига4 жыл бұрын
"GIVE ME SPIIIICE!"
@joelaton10624 жыл бұрын
@@ТолянЖига the spice is the worm.The worm is the spice.
@ascelot4 жыл бұрын
@@wargalley20011 Dont forget 29th century starfleet, which a shuttle can travel from delta to apha both instantly and through time.
@juanr81105 жыл бұрын
The tardis can arrive to the destination point before it leaves the original point. So Ít has negative speed. Faster than 0.
@OllyKilo4 жыл бұрын
@Joe Duke Delorean is restricted to Earth though.
@raphaelwolff8854 жыл бұрын
The USS Discovery nearly jumps in an instant with it's spore drive. I wouldn't say she's faster as the Tardis but very close to it.
@ascelot4 жыл бұрын
@@raphaelwolff885 Also got from Star Trek, the timeship Aoen which can instantly travel across galaxy through space and time
@napdragon73244 жыл бұрын
There’s a similar situation with ships in Warhammer 40k. There are times where they’ll arrive 10 minutes before they left, or millennia after. Because Warp.
@raphaelwolff8854 жыл бұрын
@bmhiscd1 Yeees sir :D
@mazharabbasbukhari73903 жыл бұрын
good and informative work
@runargjabellson12295 жыл бұрын
“ Buckle this. Ludicrous speed, now!”
@danieldimitri61335 жыл бұрын
They've gone plaid
@spikespa52085 жыл бұрын
Are we stopped? Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
@s4ss1n5 жыл бұрын
i knew it.....i'm surrounded by assholes :)P
@nickromanov66985 жыл бұрын
Just a friendly correction, Eagle 5 (spaceballs) had the secret hyperjets. Spaceball 1 had an undefined engine that went to Ludacris Speed.
@Jenai19875 жыл бұрын
Lightspeed too slow!
@Olodumare5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the "Move bitch, get out the way" speed. Quite fast.
@david28694 жыл бұрын
Well, they didn't have a Cuisinart!
@angelbangtana98852 жыл бұрын
just dont go to Plaid
@Cukito4 Жыл бұрын
What is Ludacris speed? Get your facts straight.
@erinemmerson6290 Жыл бұрын
"The Infinite Improbability Drive was a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without 'tedious mucking about in hyperspace.' As soon as the drive reaches infinite Improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe simultaneously"
@rodneyjacobs12285 жыл бұрын
I thought "FTL" meant "Faster Than Light"..... So why is the Cylon Raider classisied as a Slower Than Light ship?
@SvendleBerries4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same thing with the Death Stars "Sepma SUBlight Engines" being 1142500 times the speed of light.
@FavioredValkyrie4 жыл бұрын
I know why, it's powered by kid bias.
@thomasredding16604 жыл бұрын
I stopped watching when I saw they listed it as a Cyclon Raider....
@bigboycombo63424 жыл бұрын
Because of poor research
@marrqi7wini544 жыл бұрын
My guess is that even though it is an FTL capable vessel, they needed another sublight vessel for comparison so they put its sublight speed. Or that it's FTL capabilities are unknown so they couldn't but it in with the other FTL ships.
@Ddrenzo4 жыл бұрын
The warp 10 shuttle in Voyager is technically a tie for the "Heart of gold". Jus sayn.
@FloridaManGaming4 жыл бұрын
That was such a weird episode
@akdoc20034 жыл бұрын
Yeah... We pretend that episode didn't happen. 😆
@Wesley-ov9fz4 жыл бұрын
That was an odd one
@maybeharold4 жыл бұрын
You cant pretend it didnt happen But we can delete it from the doctors memory
@akdoc20034 жыл бұрын
@@maybeharold I always wondered, what would happen if they accidentally said "delete" instead of "deactivate" the EMH? Voyager's database seemed to be lacking a backup drive. Or even a password protect for his program.
@Enigmatic..3 жыл бұрын
The Death Star has SUB-light Engines but can travel 1.1 million times the speed of light, SUB-light meaning under the speed of light. Clearly it has some other type of engines to reach multiple times the speed of light.
@LyokoisGreat23 жыл бұрын
Yea it has a hyper drive
@Rancid-Jane4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the Improbability Drive. It finally appeared.
@johngregory48013 жыл бұрын
In a ship that look looks nothing like a tennis shoe.
@andyman86304 жыл бұрын
Heart Of Gold is so fast it arrives before it left
@zenchiefengineer Жыл бұрын
Ah thanks for including Stargate ships!
@jameshenderson57554 жыл бұрын
Death Star: sepma sublight engines, yet somehow faster than light speed
@wittwashere4 жыл бұрын
this video is kinda eh on its "facts" they mentioned the Deathstar's maneuvering engines but ignore the "fact" that it has a hyperdrive like damn near every other vessel in star wars
@cyberknightmk4 жыл бұрын
"Star Wars" folklore uses "sublight" with a different meaning than we use it. It refers to the "subspace", so a sublight engine would work in subspace. The idea is that, if the space is "sub", then travelling in it is always "super", or something like that. It's completely made up, so, who knows what the writers really meant.
@maybeharold4 жыл бұрын
I mean Slave I has a class 0.7 hyperdrive But no its ion engines are what make it move that fast
@maybeharold4 жыл бұрын
I mean the death star does have a class 4 hyperdrive though
@9to5Drone4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. This video is garbage.
@beersk1004 жыл бұрын
Borg cubes use transwarp drives. It’s actually pretty well defined and the technology is even adapted at times to be used in federation vessels.
@electrictroy20102 жыл бұрын
If the Borg are so fast, how come the Enterprise-D was able to run away in the first encounter? The chase scene shows the two vessels basically equal in speed .
@intoxicatedmasculinity2 жыл бұрын
@@electrictroy2010 Because they didn't enter a transwarp conduit (god I feel like a nerd)
@thetruth33593 жыл бұрын
This was cool!!!! Thanks.
@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer4 жыл бұрын
The Asgard ships in Stargate are substantially faster than the Daedlus class ship It went from a entirely different galaxy back to the milky way while towing the Daedlus in five seconds
@electrictroy20102 жыл бұрын
Yes. Very few of these ships can travel between galaxies in just a few seconds
@k.a.p.x36422 жыл бұрын
If the Daedalus has a better powerplant, it could use the hyperdrive's full potential.
@jimmcneal5292 Жыл бұрын
So it means its speed was at least(if the galaxy was Andromeda) 2,540,000*365*24*60*12 > 16*10^12c, faster than Futurama ship
@James-Ram4 жыл бұрын
I like the music at 1:16 and 2:13
@WayneYoung3 жыл бұрын
It's Jungle by Aakash Gandhi music.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ionMZYuAgJt3f80&feature=share
@zattss2 жыл бұрын
I would like to see the space battle ship Yamato and some of the other ships in Starblazers.
@skymarshallmarz55734 жыл бұрын
My exwife's mouth could move way faster than any of these...
@ralphhammond52894 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@gardencat85594 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gty83403 жыл бұрын
hahahhahaha lmao
@phillipmiller41393 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@WakenerOne3 жыл бұрын
The fastest thing is the speed at which bull$#!+ moves on the Internet.
@stormysurge90834 жыл бұрын
"Wow the Star Trek ships keep getting faster, I wonder what their next..." CUBE "Oh..."
@TheGunnCat4 жыл бұрын
Borg use a different propulsion system.
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
Mycellium spore drive - Starship Discovery
@DarksladeDiaries3 жыл бұрын
Just a quick note. The ship "Fireball" was actually "Fireball XL-5" :D
@s208richard83 жыл бұрын
At 'Space Velocity 7'. XL5 was one of possibly 30 XL vessels. Good to see TB3 and Serenity in the list too!
@Jiraiya73945 жыл бұрын
After the Tardis I just knew what had to be tops. Well played.
@Zicetec20005 жыл бұрын
Yeah but cant the Tardis arrive before it's even set off... same with the Delorean
@Zicetec20005 жыл бұрын
Also isnt Voyger (Star Trek) fitted with a trans-warpdrive that allows them to be everywhere at once...
@joesknows66265 жыл бұрын
@@Zicetec2000 where was that explained because i dont remember ever see or hearing anything like that I mean without the help of Q or other Galactic entities
@joesknows66265 жыл бұрын
@@Zicetec2000 well played sir well played but then again the nature of the improbability drive means that anything no matter how improbable is possible for it to achieve. so no matter how fast any other vessel May travel there's always that slight probability that said improbability Drive would inevitably be faster then said vessel
@RingLordSonic4 жыл бұрын
The TARDIS is the fastest ship ever, why? It’s relative
@johnsinclair44484 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there ; )
@MattSmith-xo6mp4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Culdcepter2 жыл бұрын
I don't care if some of the speeds are off as the comments argue, I just love that Spaceballs was here, Last Starfighter, and Max from Flight of the Navigator. Thanks for the obscure ones!
@macman21324 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Displcement-Activated Spore Hub Drive! 😁
@HiddedeVoogd3 жыл бұрын
Exactly my dude star trek is the best
@nightlock-cf3br3 жыл бұрын
Probably the fastest lol
@chrismaguire36673 жыл бұрын
Only in another universe...
@ascelot3 жыл бұрын
also dont forget Aeon timeship, earth to delta quadrant instantly both space and time
@MarkMarson4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to include "Dune". MOTION WITHOUT MOVING, SPACE FOLDING...
@henrytjernlund3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for these comparisons and research that must have gone into it.
@vsteinbacher5 жыл бұрын
Where’s the space battleship Yamato (Argo)
@4g63attack5 жыл бұрын
Dragon12792 or the macross and it’s fold system lol
@joelaton10624 жыл бұрын
What the heck is space battleship yamato?
@vsteinbacher4 жыл бұрын
Joe Laton look up space battleship Yamato or star blazers on google
@marrqi7wini544 жыл бұрын
Just a fact. The SBY can jump 12 light years a day. That is 4,320c. Faster than the voyager but slower than the borg cube.
@stephenschobert57445 жыл бұрын
Tom Paris achieved infinite velocity in a shuttle in Star Trek btw
@johnevans60845 жыл бұрын
Problem with that was that Paris kidnapped Janeway before turning into salamanders and had a clutch of babies. That episode went downhill fast.
@Bassic275 жыл бұрын
@@johnevans6084 On the bright side, at least it wasn't a "Fair Haven" episode.
@gamiensrule5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the scifi community as a whole has decided to ignore that episode for good.
@Jake-cm9jj5 жыл бұрын
@@gamiensrule We don't ignore it...we remember it....because if you forget the past you are doomed to repeat it...and we never want repeat "Threshold"....
@dungeonguy885 жыл бұрын
@@Jake-cm9jj True. Although, that episode was de-canonized in the same Star Trek series later on.
@ronin61582 жыл бұрын
++ for including spaceballs
@lycanthrope713 жыл бұрын
Ask any Trekkie and they'll tell you that a Borg Cube uses a trans-warp drive. It's mentioned multiple times in Star Trek: Voyager. Also, the Heart of Gold uses an Infinite Improbability engine, as opposed to a Finite Improbability engine. I'd love to see a remake of this with newer ships, like the USS Discovery (Star Trek: Discovery) and The Orville.
@darkmatter11522 жыл бұрын
Star trek spore is instantaneous. Orville dysonium drive does 86,000 ly/hr.
@stevejordan72755 жыл бұрын
3:10 It's not "Cyclon raider," it's *"Cylon raider."* Only ONE "c"! 4:40 It's not "SOLACO," it's "Sulaco". 6:53 Why or how do you purport that the Death Star uses "Sepma *Sublight* Engines" to move at 1,142,500 times the speed of light? We're supposed to be impressed with the Aluminum Falcon's ability to make "point five past light speed." 7:40 Axiom wasn't designed for speed, it was designed to maintain a population for long-duration flight, so Earth could be cleaned up. (Seriously? Two million times the speed of light? It looks like it only ever got as far as Saturn anyway. 8:50 Come on; we JUST covered this. The Milennium Falcon can, in the words of Han Solo, "make point five past light speed." And yet you're showing it capable of better than 9.1 *million* times faster than light. 9:50 Heart of Gold used the "infinite Improbability Drive." And why do you use "L" to denote the speed of light. It's "c," as in "E=mc^2" And where are you getting your data? Are you just pulling these names and numbers out of your donkey? Oh no. This is clickbait, isn't it? And I fell for it.
@stoupicek18935 жыл бұрын
and Cylon raider is described as "Slower than light" but engine defined as "FTL" (Faster than light) This video is crap
@stevejordan72755 жыл бұрын
@@stoupicek1893 Good catch! And yes...the whole video is just clickbait. The comparisons are meaningless anyway. If your main drive isn't a Jump Drive or true Warp Drive of some kind (think Event Horizon, not Star Trek,) you're still essentially stuck in your system of origin. Example: Even at Trek's "Warp 4," it would take *over a year at speed* to reach our nearest stellar neighbor, Proxima Centauri. Dune-style "space folding" might be closer to the reality. If we can't invent a way of moving faster than 10,000 c, we can't reasonably expect to cross the galaxy in a human lifetime.
@Rollin8.05 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd love to see sources for all this... Once you're claiming millions or billions of times faster than light you're just making shit up.
@ono38693 жыл бұрын
Spaceball 1's Ludicrous Speed is so fast, light turns to plaid. 😂😂😂
@Corro_Dedd5 жыл бұрын
Oh dear... "Samsu Gunship"? And it's flying backwards? xD Plus: The Borg use Trans Warp Conduits.
@francischambless59195 жыл бұрын
lol noticed that too but was happy it made the list as well as Serenity!
@guilloteps94164 жыл бұрын
glad im not the only one to noticed it
@WmTRiker4 жыл бұрын
"Cyclon" Raider? I Don't remember any "Cyclon" Raiders in _Battlestar Galactica._ I remember _Cylon_ Raiders, but not "Cyclon" ones.
@krane154 жыл бұрын
I think they pulled from other iterations outside of the TV series?
@Hambone5714 жыл бұрын
Fat finger or auto correct.... geese. Really?
@backpacker34214 жыл бұрын
Cheap knockoff of a Cylon Raider. Made in Chyna or Teiwan.
@stevenjeffrey46373 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that it is listed in the Slower than Light Speed, even though it lists the drive as FTL,..which literally means Faster Than Light. A little confusing. Pretty sure they had jump capability.
@stranger67413 жыл бұрын
Star trek always best of all
@mikejwheatley5 жыл бұрын
One thing you've forgotten is that most SciFi geeks are sticklers for detail. "L" for light speed? Try "c". Also, if you're referring to craft that go faster than light, you ought to be quoting the FTL drive component not the sub-light engines. For example an Imperial Star Destroyer may well have ion engines, but these don't have FTL capability, which is likely to the universal Star Wars universe "Hyperdrive". Borg Cube used Transwarp, but not in normal space, in which they were only slightly faster than Federation vessels. Too many errors in this video to get an up-vote from me, unfortunately.
@KnIf0rTITAN3 жыл бұрын
40K technically has the fastest ships but it's super random, in the lore due to warp fuckery ships can arrive hundred of years late or even chronologically before they left.
@earlofpudding79013 жыл бұрын
40K is so fucked lmao
@DoremiFasolatido19793 жыл бұрын
Can't stand anything WH. The whole thing reminds me of a kid I knew in Jr High...when we were all playing Battletech and he "invented" a 1,000,000 ft tall 'mech made of pure energy that could alter its form pretty much without limit, at will, had regenerative shields, and could fire the equivalent of multiple capital ship PPC blasts from any point on its body.
@kampradooka50243 жыл бұрын
thats not moving fast thats just taking a shortcut, so not technicly the fastest
@RustyDust1013 жыл бұрын
And the TARDIS is still going to beat them, because it can target both the "Time and Relative Dimension in Space" as stated in the name. Thus while the 40k ships MIGHT arrive before they left, the TARDIS can do so at will.
@digitalhenryartist3 жыл бұрын
Great video! Great comment section
@JO-kp6lk4 жыл бұрын
Nothing can match the "Ludicrous" speed of Spaceballs.
@digistruct0r2454 жыл бұрын
Plaid?
@cinegraphics4 жыл бұрын
"Q" from "Star Trek" can do whatever he wants, including instantly appearing anywhere, or destroying entire universe and creating a new one.
@cyberknightmk4 жыл бұрын
@@cinegraphics, Q is an entity (or something like that), not a ship, which is the topic of the video...
@cinegraphics4 жыл бұрын
@@cyberknightmk well, yeah, you're right.
@jimmcneal5292 Жыл бұрын
Both Replicators and Asgard from Stargate are faster, Asgard is actually faster than Futurama ship
@inventionmaker19515 жыл бұрын
To understand this video use the following translations: m = mile and m/s = miles per second. , (Note that in most of the world, including the USA, "m/s" = meters per second). Secondly, "m/h" = miles per hour (or MPH in the USA) Now that you know what the strange units mean you can enjoy the video.
@iaon6525 жыл бұрын
now it make sense!
@bardigan15 жыл бұрын
What does xL mean?
@reecejsymons5 жыл бұрын
oh damn i was like i think your meter's per second is more then a bit off. bloody Americans with your outdated guesswork measurements
@reecejsymons5 жыл бұрын
is it just me or did anyone else watch the whole thing just to make sure they included the heart of gold hahahaha
@SevenD7PRIME5 жыл бұрын
Oh gawd thank you for this. Meters per second translation was totally ducking me up.
@psychodelian3 жыл бұрын
Some love for Farscape! Awesome!
@kurtosborne73134 жыл бұрын
what about the spore drive from discovery?
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
1 to 5 seconds to get anywhere where Mycellium spores exist, which is omniscient.
@carstenweiland78964 жыл бұрын
You don 't want a Spaceship, you want a Tardis ...trust me!
@reversethepolarityoftheneu7734 жыл бұрын
Tardis is also a spaceship but yea
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
Dr Who even caused a hole in the universes spatial curtain where the millenium Falcon, Kirk's Starship Enterprise 1 and Halo meet in the Milkyway galaxy near Earth because he drank a cup of tea....created by the fans.
@carstenweiland78964 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderjackson6596 And the Tardis visited a paralell Universe. To be honest, the Heart of Gold would be awesome if there was no Eddie!
@robertthomas57363 жыл бұрын
How About a Time Travel Phone Booth?
@carstenweiland78963 жыл бұрын
@@robertthomas5736 Seems to be limited to earth, but good one Bill!!
@55Quirll3 жыл бұрын
Missed the ship from Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet and Escape from the Planet, good video and informative
@Fotoschiki5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Heart of Gold... "It can get anywhere in an instant, as long as you can calculate the exact improbability of it's arival at the desiganted coordinates" I don't know whats more genius, the actual idea behind it, or the humor. audience: Is this insane or just british? Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: Yes!
@DayRider765 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't mind turning into a sofa!
@MacTechG45 жыл бұрын
@@DayRider76 Star Trek had the problem with Warp Field damage to subspace, the HoG had the problems of Improbability Field damage, just look at the poor Poghril tribe in the Pansel system, the Improbability field caused 235,000 lightly fried eggs to appear in a large wobbly heap on their planet... the whole tribe had just died out from malnutrition, except for the one remaining man who died of Cholesterol poisoning a few weeks later... then there's entire planets turning into banana custard, and other random stuff...
@brianlindauer40845 жыл бұрын
@@MacTechG4 Improbability must be balanced. It's an immutable law of the universe.
@ducediablo4 жыл бұрын
Such an amazing series
@apawstate4 жыл бұрын
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@Ivellios234 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, "The Heart of Gold better be on this list!"
@foader27564 жыл бұрын
@bmhiscd1 you can it's just improbable that you would have the coordinates
@jimmyandersson45992 жыл бұрын
It's mi/s, not m/s. It's a huge difference!
@bixbyfamily56824 жыл бұрын
The Event Horizon has a gravity drive that generates an artificial black hole that bridges two point in spacetime reducing travel time over astronomical distances. ⚛️🔄
@mjag28344 жыл бұрын
Wonder if that means you can travel downwards through the shaft of time but you cannot go back up through the abyss of space, from where you originated from...?
@JirkaGasik4 жыл бұрын
@@mjag2834 I don't know but you may end up in hell.
@mjag28344 жыл бұрын
@@JirkaGasik There are worse places than Eternal Darkness, vice and luxury in a Garden of Earthly Delights...like Inferno...
@hottheadliberty3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it only goes to hell and back.
@wraith200720075 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Jupiter 2 , the Space Pod from Lost in Space, the Eagles from Space 1999
@BJBoes833 жыл бұрын
Missing a few ships here. I miss atlantis. The city of the ancients. And i miss destiny. Also miss the x303 promotheos. All are stargate ships. The stargate ships are ammong the fastest taking the ships in to subspace with hyperdrive engines.
@Zhortac3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Shit, the Daedalus isn't even using the best Asguard driver, since Asguard ships and Ancient ships can go from Pegasus and the Milkyway in a few days, instead 6. And that Wraith Hive with a ZPM did it in a day.
@atlantisrose67903 жыл бұрын
Also they routinely leave a.d travel to other galaxies. Star trek /star wars haven't left their own galaxies
@444mopar3 жыл бұрын
I'm sad there's been no new developments in the SG universe :(
@donkmeister5 жыл бұрын
Sorry for being pedantic but I've spotted a few errors: 2:18 Thunderbird 3 can achieve approximately 0.25 light speed, as it is stated in one episode that it would take 10 years for it to travel 2.5 light years. Even in the Sun Probe episode it would need to travel significantly faster than 25,200 mph to carry out the mission. 3:01 Red Dwarf "broke the light barrier" after 3 million years of acceleration, as per the episode "Future Echos" in series 1. 3:19 The "Cyclon Raider" has an FTL drive hence can go FTL, much more than 396,000 mph. Various Star Wars craft - I'm not a fan of the franchise but I've seen most of the films and I don't remember anything that directly or indirectly indicated the speeds achievable, only something in Episode 4 about the Millenium Falcon being able to do the Kessel run in under 10pc, which of course is a unit of distance and therefore indicates the ship can go where others cannot.
@kennethduffield86845 жыл бұрын
I remember the Red Dwarf episode
@daveellis93395 жыл бұрын
Thank you Donkmeister! (Nice name btw) Red Dwarf did achieve faster than light and your wonderfully pedantic post saves me having to do it! Bravo.
@andygreener31305 жыл бұрын
The Falcon can "make 0.5 past light speed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts kid" That's 279,423 miles per second.
@ivelissefernandez7034 Жыл бұрын
Technically it the Falcon, simply took a sort cut (wich was very dangerous hence nobody ever tried/survived it) is really not just performance on the part of the ship but (probably mostly, but not entirely) down to the skills of the pilot. This doesn't necessarily mean the Falcon is the fastest Star Wars ship, only fast and capable, not fastest nor most capable. For instance Luke could have done it in a X-Wing but that's because he's a Jedi, hence pilot skill over ship skill. Also the Falcon did essentially have Nitro (they dump pure qolaxium into the ignition chamber, probably spelled that wrong.)
@larrylaffer32464 жыл бұрын
Where's the Satellite of Love? It would be at least as fast as the one from 2001.
@Vince005aran7 ай бұрын
I love that you spelled Samus wrong and had her gunship flying backwards and still outpacing an X-wing
@RobinTuna4 жыл бұрын
You forgot star trek discovery
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed!😁🤣the mycellium spore drive jumps everything. Their travel time is between 1 and 5 seconds 'Black Alert' 👍
@RobinTuna4 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderjackson6596 even so my faborite star trek serie and star ship is Voyager 🥰
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
@@RobinTuna I should've elaborated about the mycellium spore drive the Discovery has that takes only seconds to get to any part of the universe instantly, 'Black Alert' takes about 1 to 5 seconds, a 90 light year distance takes about 1.3 seconds with the spore drive.
@RobinTuna4 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderjackson6596 yes you arr right
@jamesbell38684 жыл бұрын
Forgot the USS Vengeance, Star Trek Kelvin Timeline. "Dreadnought-class: two times the size, three times the speed, advanced weaponry, modified for a minimal crew. Unlike most Federation vessels it's built solely for combat." -Khan, 2259
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
Discovery outdoes those old federation ships
@kevinshort39433 жыл бұрын
Loving the Gerry Anderson ships. Pity the best ship ever was missing, and she's fast - The Liberator.
@seano49773 жыл бұрын
I agree totally and beautiful too.
@bobjohnson30242 ай бұрын
Standard by 20
@danielhaire66774 жыл бұрын
You were off on the speeds of the Starfleet (Star Trek) vessels. There were actually 2 charts in ST history. The first used during the TOS era had warp factors (WF) being the WF rating cubed times the speed of light. Thus the 1701 which at times broke WF 9 was traveling over 720x the speed of light. The 1701-D reached a max speed of WF 9.7 under the updated Cochrane system which translated to 1900 x the speed of light. Voyager was smaller but had a similar speed rating.
@wizmanballin84984 жыл бұрын
And don't forget the Dreadnought Series...warships built far above the specs of any of the Starfleet vessels.
@50Golf1234 жыл бұрын
This made my geeky trekkie heart happy.
@alexanderjackson65964 жыл бұрын
Starship Discovery goes by seconds as in 1 to 5 seconds "Black Alert" Mycellium spore drive, instantaneous.
@electrictroy20102 жыл бұрын
The video shows the D is about twice as fast as the original Enterprise