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@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
jd
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
yes i do! ima click all these links!!
@Sultan-cf5wf3 жыл бұрын
I'll pick up a copy later. Thanks for the links.
@jf52973 жыл бұрын
The Queen's Gambit is worth a watch
@dudepool75303 жыл бұрын
*Salutes* Proving not all heroes wear capes!
@gusfring28023 жыл бұрын
fun fact: this video got more views than the first episode of batwoman season 2
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
Than all of them, so far.
@legendaryhamster20273 жыл бұрын
Lol, good spot haha!
@ConanObrien223 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@abehambino3 жыл бұрын
True , but to be fair it isn’t that hard to do!
@MrTiny0073 жыл бұрын
😂WTF 🤣 I just teared up😂
@thecoolersub3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” To this day that still has changed my perspective on seeing heroes.
@creeperslayer2413 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of the start of the Arkham City game. Where you, as Bruce Wayne, get put into the city and then have to fight off Penguin and his goons. All without your suit, while handcuffed. Or in the comics where he was buried alive in his parents coffin. And then had to dig himself out before he died. He never needed the suit, it just helps him and also allows him to protect his identity.
@Seraph683 жыл бұрын
I can remember a few episodes of the Animated Series where Bruce was caught without his Batsuit, so he has to use his skills to escape but also maintain his secret. He is fully capable of beating the villain but he holds back so he does not reveal his identity. His supersuit does not give him his power, it unleashes it.
@denisl27603 жыл бұрын
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you? Tony Stark: Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
@Xehanort103 жыл бұрын
@@Seraph68 There was an episode called The Forgotten where Bruce was investigating homeless people going missing where he was knocked out by henchmen working for a fat gangster who kidnapped homeless people off the street and made them dig for gold ore down a mine. Bruce loses his memory for a bit an after befriending 2 of the homeless guys he regains his memory and as Batman he catches the gangster and frees all the homeless people.
@ErinJeanette3 жыл бұрын
@@creeperslayer241 God arkham city is one of all time favorite games. I forgot about that. Man I miss playing that.
@blammers3 жыл бұрын
Batman is Batman because he trained his body and mind for decades. The most insulting thing about this show is that these people can simply put on the suit and have all his skills.
@Tim_the_Enchanter3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I had a replica Batman utility belt modeled after the one Adam West wore in everyone's favorite campy superhero show. If I had only known then, what I know now ...
@Hoffmanpack3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the suit had magical powers that whole time that batman just rarely used or talked about. Reality is just that a stick on batman power which discraces the age old idea that any man can train and become a great defender of the weak. Who puts on a suit and says they are gay and gets to defend the weak? Hmm propaganda
@jimtaylor2943 жыл бұрын
@Gentleman Murk Not really no. The M/C of BB got his arse handed to him, a lot. It took time & the tutilage of Bruce himself to become Batman.
@RD-uq4hg3 жыл бұрын
She was a martial arts teacher at a dojo so that's where her skills come from
@sethzimmerman63463 жыл бұрын
@@RD-uq4hg HAHA, 😂 funny
@danielluna76483 жыл бұрын
"What the fuck is this suit made from...Superman?" rollin'
@dariabusek35663 жыл бұрын
So now, Batman's only weakness is... kryptonite?!
@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS3 жыл бұрын
A dark skin kryptonian...that Bruce skinned
@Silver-Sliver3 жыл бұрын
This thread is pure gold 🤣
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
I Batman definetly didnt skin and commit extreme bodily harm to superman. Hes just skinless because of uhm... reasons? 0_0'
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
@@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS Whos bruce?
@MrsGiggles3 жыл бұрын
I swear, every "strong" "diverse" and "feisty" heroines these days are all made from the same, insultingly stereotypical, and unoriginal mold.
@daralenoach3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't mind some "strong heroin" myself after watching Batwoman.
@melvinplaysgaming40303 жыл бұрын
@@daralenoach I will second that
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
They actually really do come in grades of anti-male. Sometimes it is insulting, sometimes it is like getting kicked in the balls five times in a row.
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
@Cara Salusc "Loved unconditionally" May God help me, that farce they portray wounds me in laughter.
@Imlaor253 жыл бұрын
@Cara Salusc “Proven success” Have strong, diverse female ever been a successful formula?
@jackcolston84063 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen a bigger disparity of review scores on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics score: 84% Audience score: 17%
@rachael10903 жыл бұрын
I think Run Hide Fight might beat that, but in the other way round lol
@jean-baptistedupont59673 жыл бұрын
The critics know they'd lose their job if they dared to write anything negative about the woke wave. And most of them don't have a backbone anyway.
@superawesome57803 жыл бұрын
This proves that critics suck
@sakonan48833 жыл бұрын
I thought Warner Bros didn’t pay critics 😂.
@shakawhenthewallsfell85703 жыл бұрын
Q: Can this series be criticized for the pile of shit it is? Critics: Nay. For we ourselves will be criticized and cancelled by the purple-haired one ton mob that managed to push the audience score into the low double digits it doesn't deserve in the first place.
@frankbalistreri4983 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne trained for years to become Batman. Apparently, all you need is the suit.
@Eternaldarkness31663 жыл бұрын
just like in Dragon Ball Super, all you have to do now to become a Super Saiyan is look for your back-tingle.
@greatestscott65993 жыл бұрын
So this is a stealth sequel to _The Greatest American Hero_ ? Believe it or not...
@Blechfuchs3 жыл бұрын
You guys do remember how Earthworm Jim got his super suit? Guess it’s quite common they come falling from the sky 😆
@ringowunderlich22413 жыл бұрын
No. White males have to train for years. Women just need the suit.
@lonewolf0313 жыл бұрын
When a piece of fabric become the character instead of just a disguise.
@SevenRiderAirForce3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the actors think. On one hand they're "officially Hollywood." On the other, they're less popular than some random drunk guy rambling about movies online.
@Murtaugh3953 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show how worthless Hollywood is and how a random drunk is more insightful, pragmatic, and talented then any of them.
@samblack53133 жыл бұрын
Listening to him fix characters, he has more talent than most of the clowns who refer to themselves as writers.. even when drunk on turpentine.
@Belisarius5362 жыл бұрын
He’s an author of his own collection of novels and I’m sure he’s wrote a couple of characters. He from not far from me lol
@Arcania95162 жыл бұрын
@@Murtaugh395 Damn right
@v.e.l.pianist78482 жыл бұрын
his criticism may sound cynical but is ultimately quite on-point and many times also constructive, as he even went out of his way several times to show how to do it better + hollywood is morally, cognitively and creatively bankrupt, so it isn't hard to bash their shit, but he does it in drunken style.
@anotherDnightmare3 жыл бұрын
Look, being black or a minority isn’t a character trait. And being homosexual or bisexual or whatever-sexual, certainly is not a personality point. How about writing a well fleshed out character and see what happens.
@theoveranalyzingcinephile9833 жыл бұрын
Try telling that to most of the US right now. Especially university admissions offices.
@psychotikgamer20103 жыл бұрын
Naah, it'll be fine :)))))
@grantimusprimeofficial27323 жыл бұрын
SJW writers need to take notes from Robin on Stranger Things
@syndrome53723 жыл бұрын
But how would we know if they are into dick or pussy? See how your point TOTALLY unravels when you think about it for even a second????? how am i supposed to enjoy a TV show if i don't even know if the protagonist likes tiddies off screen or not?? And being a minority isn't a character trait. its a character arc, character development AND the entire storyline all in one!!
@rascoehunter36083 жыл бұрын
Its all about execution.
@chriswoo56313 жыл бұрын
The Drinker bears our burdens so we don't have to.
@user-ce5yh3zx4v3 жыл бұрын
Well said
@michaelangelabreuburgos55013 жыл бұрын
He's not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need.
@dougsmith62623 жыл бұрын
Blessed be The Drinker.
@Davidsmith-go9oz3 жыл бұрын
Glad he watched it because I never will. Thanks for taking one for the team drinker! I know it must have been painful 😂
@undefined71413 жыл бұрын
Preach
@xipheonj3 жыл бұрын
They're treating the suit like it's a green lantern ring, that the suit gives them powers. If anything the suit makes it harder to fight, it just protects you. It's bulky armour. Maybe they thought they were writing for a lesbian version of the Power Rangers?
@raphk95993 жыл бұрын
Yeha well sjws are all obsessed with what on the outside, not the inside. So its not a quantum leap for them to write a show where power comes from some stupid outter layer rather than true inner strength and character.
@zillaquazar3 жыл бұрын
The writers are confusing batman with iron-man
@Iron-Blurr3 жыл бұрын
@@raphk9599 Truly the most underrated comment I've read all week. The perfect explanation
@HerrEllsworth3 жыл бұрын
@@Iron-Blurr I also love the Drinker's "Excalibur" analogy in which the suit just seems to drift around from actress to actress until it finds someone who's "worthy".
@nightgodd78653 жыл бұрын
it's not the toys that makes the bat, it's the will to win even under the worst circumstances
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
“So Fake Bruce goes after Diverse Batwoman with the Shitmobile” sounds like the setup to a joke..
@greatestscott65993 жыл бұрын
Isn't it, though?
@oneandonlysound34533 жыл бұрын
There is no punchline. That is the joke.
@calumzmemez50753 жыл бұрын
@@oneandonlysound3453 the joke is the show.
@CynicalOldDwarf3 жыл бұрын
"Lets make our female character even more diverse: lets make her black! Now, what should her back story be?" "She's a released convict on probation." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alrysin31543 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the part of her living in a van down by the river/bay, too.
@Hoffmanpack3 жыл бұрын
Right how do they actually think that's any of this is remotely what viewers want to see. Some preachy crap and not even worth the crap.
@scottjohnstontheii92873 жыл бұрын
That's the most believable part of the show
@metaljacket81283 жыл бұрын
LOL good catch!
@devinthierault3 жыл бұрын
@@alrysin3154 and a hacker
@IamBlackToast3 жыл бұрын
Batman skinning Superman and turning him into an invincible Batsuit sounds like an awesome angle for an evil Batman.
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
Or a VERY DARK TIMELINE Batman: That’s MADNESS. I .... won’t Supes: There’s no... other way... Bruce Batman:....
@VampireNewl3 жыл бұрын
Wow you're right, if the show had focused on that season 2 would have been great
@timefallfarmer39123 жыл бұрын
Uummm.....
@jackdeespadas3 жыл бұрын
Slow down there satan...
@blastoiseboi84723 жыл бұрын
And far more entertaining then this crock of shit
@sp_freely70553 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful" Is just about the worst line I've ever heard.
@Stanos_13 жыл бұрын
"The suit is literal perfection." "It will be, when it fits a woman."
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
It's remarkably awful.
@ayeyefookinw0tm8593 жыл бұрын
H4xwell Edison everything in that one line goes against literally everything that batman stood for.
@silvernova3543 жыл бұрын
Indeed. That line must be referring to her flatulence.
@jiggycalzone85853 жыл бұрын
That line would be cringe in a womens leg razor commercial
@factsdontcareaboutyourfeel77473 жыл бұрын
Batwoman: gets shot and doesn’t even flinch Also, batwoman: gets punched and kicked by Alice and gets hurt
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
Remember the only thing that can pierce the suit is kryptonite. AND NO I DIDNT SKIN SUPERMAN I SWEAR
@thepericlesof84493 жыл бұрын
Girlpower!
@newtpondskipper3 жыл бұрын
Well the gum does identify as male... so go with that.
@SheldonAdama173 жыл бұрын
“Time to be powerful” (Ratings collapse) (Sad trombone sound)
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
Supervillains are less obsessed with power than SJW "heroes".
@jakubrejak11143 жыл бұрын
Dr Strange: "I seriously don't know how you fit that head into your cowl"
@theradgegadgie63523 жыл бұрын
That t'weren't no twombone. That was the long, drawn-out death-rattle of a political philosophy suffering from terminal flatulence.
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
You Got The Price... WROOONG (I cannot write the tune XD)
@boyswhoweargirlspanties38613 жыл бұрын
It’s time to be powerful!!
@TheArchangel9113 жыл бұрын
I think the CW is confused, here let me help. The Batsuit is armor not Tony Stark's Iron Man suit.
@dv92393 жыл бұрын
They turned a utility suit into a hi-tech exoskeleton
@UserLb-ep1yt3 жыл бұрын
Even then, there were villains who stole his suit but were beaten in the end.
@asleeperj3 жыл бұрын
Even the Iron Man suit took time to learn to control. Was built up over time. This whole "I'm good and everything because vagina" is ridiculous. I pointed this out to my wife back when the new "Star Wars" came out, now she can't unsee it from everything lol.
@nightgodd78653 жыл бұрын
@@UserLb-ep1yt people forget batman has had to fight and outmanuever enemies literally with nothing not even his suit on so many occasions and still managed to win
@SirManfly3 жыл бұрын
@@nightgodd7865 I watched the first couple of episodes of season 1 then never watched again because it was so bad....looks like I haven't missed anything since then?
@Elidrys3 жыл бұрын
They act like the bat suit is just an invincibility costume, when in reality Batman was a clever intelligent guy who made all his own gadgets and was a great detective, AND worked out, trained hard, got buff, and the suit was in most instances just a costume, not armor let alone invincibility. He took a beating, he got injured, and he was badass. This shit is cheap and lame and does no service to anyone. It just looks silly!
@mrbibb39483 жыл бұрын
But muh easy empowerment! I do't 'HATE' when the batsuit has armour woven into it like kevlar plating. It makes Batman's survival rate vs a hail of gunfire a little easier to accept. But the CW is clearly trying to turn it into Ironman armour in order to elevate complete nobodies who haven't put the work into being Batman. Also... Kryptonite bullet? Wtf? Kryptonite isn't particularly dense or sharp.... Is the Batsuit woven out of Superman's body hair...? (Which isn't a terrible idea tbh... I don't hate that xD The idea of Superman keeping all his hair and beard clippings and regularly shaving his pecs for his best friend to sew into a suit is the kind of adorable levity and friendship Supes and Batman are supposed to have)
@jagtech4903 жыл бұрын
It was always a armour post seventies
@jagtech4903 жыл бұрын
But it was never what ever the hell batowman thinks it is
@theALTF43 жыл бұрын
you know what? im rew-atching batman: the animated series, and despite the rushed tramas is a reallly amazing show that knows how to put bruce in a pickle in a credible manner, it feels (rushed, YET) organic how trouble appears to him and hes forced to analyze and overcome the situation: from mind controlling villains bullying him trough his personal demons to the jocker wacky yet elaborated plans. indeed, this looks like the W.O.R.S.T of an 80's PC show... but with lesbians... HOW THE FUCK U MANAGE TO MAKE LESBIANS MAKING OUT UNNAPEALING IS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING, but here we areeeee, here we areeeee
@josiahlutchman49133 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the series.....and I won't, tbh I haven't watched a series since Gotham. But do they at least flesh out Barbara as girl trying to meet the high expectations and standards of the hero she emulates (batman) and have her figure out who she is and what kind of hero she will be now that she's solo?
@Malganis853 жыл бұрын
"You need to upgrade the costume." "Um, no? It's literal perfection." "It will be... When it fits a black woman."
@SubZero-hs9xc3 жыл бұрын
They realy Say this?
@Geezer-yf8hv3 жыл бұрын
Black women have more curves. It will have to be altered again
@mgabor69363 жыл бұрын
A black, lesbian, vegan, woke woman!
@Emobullymaguire3 жыл бұрын
@@mgabor6936 don’t forgot the actor being fat, and having purple hair.
@corb56543 жыл бұрын
In a wheelchair...
@brainrich13583 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful." Sounds like something a 4 year girl would say while wearing a cheap Wonder Woman Halloween costume
@johannderjager41463 жыл бұрын
She would still be a more believable hero than what we got...
@Roflcrabs3 жыл бұрын
That's what I say to myself everytime I'm in bed with a new chick then going off like Krakatoa two minutes later saying "oops.. sorry.. zzzzzzz...."
@bacht47993 жыл бұрын
Actually I would mind a show like that.. about a little girl who finds a cheap superhero custom there makes her feel powerful in a world of distrust.. it’s would be better then this idiotic circus..
@asch79063 жыл бұрын
That sounds cute actually. Unlike this shit show.
@stoneymahoney91063 жыл бұрын
Duracell's new slogan
@rossthebesiegebuilder35633 жыл бұрын
Notice that she says "It's time to be powerful" and not "It's time to help people." She's focused on her own ego, not the safety and wellbeing of the citizens. This is a gross misunderstanding of what a hero is. In case that wasn't telling enough, they have her lecture about how she deserves the hero role because of her hard life, and not because she's the best for the job.
@docsavage86403 жыл бұрын
Did you expect something else from Leftists? It's a revealing Freudian slip. It's the power itself, not what you can do with it.
@JohnDoe976373 жыл бұрын
Not to defend the show, but you realize that her using the suit for herself was something they displayed as being wrong? She realized that the suit isn't only for her at the end.
@heyyou94723 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe97637 Yeah, well, they did this with Spider-man a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago and did it far fucking better.
@JohnDoe976373 жыл бұрын
@@heyyou9472 It's done with almost everyone to be honest, but this complaint about CW not understanding what a hero is is just wrong. Feels like they're looking for reasons.
@heyyou94723 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe97637 Well, it’s an opinion, atleast. Either that, or it’s so painfully “progressive” and shoves shit into the viewer’s face.
@-Raylight3 жыл бұрын
The Critical Drinker, he's watching all of Batwoman episodes, so we don't have to. He's _the hero we deserved and needed right now_
@TSPH19923 жыл бұрын
He's the real MVP
@dyerseve453 жыл бұрын
His super power is an indestructible liver. His only weakness is rehab
@durkadurka50443 жыл бұрын
For the good of the city
@lucki47803 жыл бұрын
A drunk Knight. A not so silent Protector..
@jeffk4643 жыл бұрын
Still without this worthless crap the studios are putting out there would be no material for the comedic gold the Drinker puts out. Every hero needs a villain.
@khaeugriefshade64563 жыл бұрын
"All I have are negative thots" - Joker
@m359263 жыл бұрын
*CW
@MrCraigbry3 жыл бұрын
THOUGHTS
@viletoxxie3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraigbry he didnt stutter
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraigbry normie
@zapmorph3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraigbry no sh*t, how did you know?
@jasontorrens6263 жыл бұрын
"So fake Bruce goes after diverse Batwoman in the shitmobile...." Somehow that line seems like a fitting epitaph for the entirety of the CW network.
@coupdeforce3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because shows and movies are often referred to as "vehicles" for a particular actor's career path, and the CW shows themselves end up being shitmobiles that drive someone's career into ruins.
@gabrielboorom61963 жыл бұрын
Minivan outruns $hitmobile. 👌😎 As legit as my country's last election. 🇺🇸
@adrastoso97273 жыл бұрын
The new shows are lacking, but series like supernatural were bad ass! Problem is CW doesn’t have a good budget to make anything really great. We have to give them credit for bringing in the DC crisis of the multiverse. Problem is they don’t know where to go from there and now WB want to take it from here..... probably for the best.
@jasicjan3 жыл бұрын
Jeez boi, now that i see it written down its even more comic. Im crying :DDD
@thebatman42792 жыл бұрын
That line is fucking hilarious
@DMM96193 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even ironically funny anymore, just a waste of time and money that could be used on much better shows. Smallville done it 100 times better almost 2 decades ago...
@loonylunaticmaxhammer34013 жыл бұрын
thats the difference, it was made 2 decades ago
@DMM96193 жыл бұрын
@@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401 ahhh the early 2000s before woke bullshit took over our lives, a simpler time.🤤
@popmonika3 жыл бұрын
That was back in the day when studios actually cared about what stories they told.
@DMM96193 жыл бұрын
@@popmonika before diversity, sex, race and political views were on the top of these companies agendas. I miss the days of actual character development and plot, I guess It really is go woke go broke...
@augustday94833 жыл бұрын
Damn now you guys got me feeling nostalgic for Smallville.
@MirandaSinistra3 жыл бұрын
Batwoman was why Joker was laughing at the end of the movie.
@dudepool75303 жыл бұрын
Head canon accepted.
@bridgetsilver73323 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant! And I will completely accept it as fact.
@gabrielcomim43453 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't get it"
@joey64373 жыл бұрын
Dont tempt them, theyll make it cannon
@TooTsaka3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielcomim4345 now I get it.
@lonewolf0313 жыл бұрын
I love how they made the show about the suit and not the character. Apparently the suit has more stage presence than any of the people involved 😂
@Thundarius3 жыл бұрын
Batman: Highly trained, highly skilled, highly intelligent. Spent years honing his abilities. Batwoman: Puts on a suit and can automatically fight guys 2-3 times her size. Knowledgeable Viewer: Whut Critics: Go gUrL!
@goodcitizen45873 жыл бұрын
Wamyns of color power!
@OneAnarchistBoi3 жыл бұрын
@Gentleman Murk Wrong. I don't feel like writing a paragraph about it so I'll wait for the Comic Boom fans to rush in
@bacht47993 жыл бұрын
@Gentleman Murk that’s true.. I think there are comics where you see her training but not here.. for be honest I not always fan of Catwoman .. she is a great character and interesting but sometimes she is annoying in my opinion.. not saying she is annoying just my personal opinion..
@EM-vw7im3 жыл бұрын
Well this batwoman anyway, Kate kane has training
@ImpetuouslyInsane3 жыл бұрын
Shotgun: *Cocks*
@donstarlancer3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing at “Discount Morgan Freeman”
@scottallison22963 жыл бұрын
me either....like you find him in The Reject Store
@gokaury3 жыл бұрын
*cue maniacally laughing Jack Torrance*
@piotrd.48503 жыл бұрын
That's one huge discount then ... unlike regular Black Fridays.
@MR.MR.883 жыл бұрын
Smart joke, funny n spot on
@MrHawger3 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
@Ars-Nova2583 жыл бұрын
“A show so relentlessly, comically woke that it was guaranteed to repel anyone who don’t dye their hair purple and weigh less than a metric ton.” This needs to be the show’s tag line.
@concernedpatriot70563 жыл бұрын
"Woke" just means antiwhite.
@JoakimOtamaa3 жыл бұрын
@@concernedpatriot7056 Plus antistraight and antimen.
@vinculaomega52833 жыл бұрын
No. You're all incorrect. It simply means "anti". With all their circular and contradictory logic, they have no other function than to hate everything.
@louisduarte87633 жыл бұрын
I've always thought "woke" meant "being needlessly arrogant about accepting people different from yourself, while still reducing them to caricatures of human beings".
@mariokarter133 жыл бұрын
I can't blame Ruby Rose for abandoning ship after the first season. If you were nearly paralyzed for a role, and this was the result, you'd run away as fast as your thankfully still functioning legs could carry you.
@Adamguy20033 жыл бұрын
You know what's really fitting? Just a day or two after the Drinker posted this review, it had more views than the actual episode itself did (The season 2 premiere episode's ratings were approximately 660, 000 viewers, whereas the Drinker's review of it got over 700, 000 views in a day or two)!
@bramlackman-mincoff66163 жыл бұрын
that’s awesome
@bbbmarko13 жыл бұрын
yo, just checking in at 1.3 mil.
@Garrus19953 жыл бұрын
When will these “writers” finally understand that sexual orientation, race and gender are NOT character traits? A shit character is not redeemed by the fact that they check some diversity boxes.
@ayeyefookinw0tm8593 жыл бұрын
Garrus1995 I personally feel sorry for the representation of the LGBT community, as I know tons of gay people who’s least interesting trait is being gay, yet that is the only thing most people get in movies. The characteristic of being gay.
@mayamendez92503 жыл бұрын
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 can confirm: we want better representation
@m00nrac00n3 жыл бұрын
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 Thats me. Hello. Seriously, its tragic.
@lc92453 жыл бұрын
The stupid thing is they gave explanation as to how Batwoman is so physically able, but this new girl doesn’t have any backstory as to how she’s able to move around so well. Not every criminal is capable of great physician feat, the shitty comic at least made her a veteran, AMD Batman went through training before being able to fight well.
@thelink67563 жыл бұрын
They do it because there's plenty of DUMB people who say crap like "rEpReSenTaTioN MatTeRs.. ItS NoT So bAD.. StOp NiTPiCkinG"
@Atheismisareligion3 жыл бұрын
This show is the equivalent to throwing money into a fire. The ratings for this first episode were even lower than the lowest expectations
@rascoehunter36083 жыл бұрын
Their only two options are to cancel the show which will hurt their ego or continue to lose money over and over.
@alidaraie3 жыл бұрын
It's not about money, it's about sending a message
@shadywaitamin24093 жыл бұрын
and yet they continue with this abomination!
@rascoehunter36083 жыл бұрын
@@shadywaitamin2409 the only good thing about the show is seeing people roast it.
@Stevarooni3 жыл бұрын
Most of the viewership is KZbin reactors trying to make a buck. 😉
@boejidenthepotato89303 жыл бұрын
"Why the f*ck are you throwing up?" "Ah maybe she read the script for this episode" that was gold
@ajjohnson073 жыл бұрын
😂 I literally burst out lmao
@toanaboogegefrancis72213 жыл бұрын
Remember when persons in the bat-family actually trained, to be able to fight properly. Good times.
@bluesifer82383 жыл бұрын
I love how she struggles to get her self dressed like she's never dressed herself before, then manages to just be better and stronger than everyone. Did the writers know the suit doesn't have its own power?
@Noperare3 жыл бұрын
You got it wrong, pal. The suit IS the Batman. It is sentient and gives super powers to the host, kind like Venom. How else do you think a tiny woman like Ruby Rose can lift a guy twice her weight?
@sethzimmerman63463 жыл бұрын
Dude your not woke enough, you got to believe in girl power ..... Hahahah😂😂🤣😅
@bluesifer82383 жыл бұрын
@@Noperare The 2020 Batwoman suit may work like that, but the original Batman and batwoman suit's have no real power, apart form they were well designed and strong af. The original Batwoman and Batman also has never had superpowers they were both strong and smart through training and education respectively, (although he managed to bankrupt his own company so his business skills need some work.) and aided along by gadgets and helpers.
@mrgabest3 жыл бұрын
@@Noperare Not sure if serious...
@denisl27603 жыл бұрын
@@mrgabest he was clearly joking lol
@tRav2853 жыл бұрын
I'm a poor homeless criminal but all my clothes are brand new.
@matrix26uk3 жыл бұрын
And designer
@Gouhllit3 жыл бұрын
not to mention make-up is on point. i guess social security goes to all the best brands.
@Falconryder3 жыл бұрын
To play against expectations, it looks like they made her a petty thief as well.
@MrDeothor3 жыл бұрын
I guess she took part in few BLM riots and visited few shops with the crowd ;)
@midgetydeath3 жыл бұрын
Sticky fingers.
@MrOrcshaman3 жыл бұрын
She survived the bullet with her oppression force field, shes black and a woman, so all she needs is to be trans or gay and her force field would be greater then iron man armor
@spark1543 жыл бұрын
All that is left for her is to get a free current Gen console just for her race and gender while she complains that she should get free videogames too.
@robskalas3 жыл бұрын
When in that case her fierce field is greater than iron man's armor.. because they made it clear early on that she is gay. Need to check as many boxes as possible, you know!
@D0NU753 жыл бұрын
much better explanation than i could ever have, cus i mean, Kryptonite works against Sups not because it's just a random powerful element in the periodic table but because it messes up with Superman's metabolism, and it only levels him to normie levels of being at that but because of the quick decompensation, he staggers to the point of stunning him. The fucking bullet could have been made out of tampons and it could have worked the same.
@obiwankenobi6613 жыл бұрын
no wonder fake-bruce couldnt hurt her, he is straight, white and male. he is lacking several diversity points in order to be stronger than her.
@G-Mastah-Fash3 жыл бұрын
She is gay don't you worry.
@mollybrown34353 жыл бұрын
Before the show existed, I saw the poster for Batwoman on a bus that was passing by and told my sister it was gonna to be trash. She didn't believe me and look what happened.
@emmanzi_3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was so obvious it was going to be trash. The show had no chance
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful." *sound of a lighter being flicked*
@redwojak51823 жыл бұрын
Smoking crack? They are very good at that
@matts47503 жыл бұрын
The Dude from Postal approves
@MasterPodi3 жыл бұрын
“Lil Wayne? Is that you?”
@aminthemar3 жыл бұрын
That sounds about right considering she magically learns martial arts after wearing the suit.
@Johnny-rx4hs3 жыл бұрын
Bobbi Draper in power armor:
@calamitycruz46143 жыл бұрын
"BATWOMAN REVEALS HIMSELF AS A LESBIAN" bruh they really need to stop with this woke shit
@taygray64243 жыл бұрын
But how else will they prove that they don’t need to be canceled by Twitter?
@calamitycruz46143 жыл бұрын
@@taygray6424 haha good point
@Jack-lb9wv3 жыл бұрын
Get woke ,go broke , its simple math bruh
@D4NIELXOXO3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, how dare they have a lesbian
@willieearles31513 жыл бұрын
@@D4NIELXOXO The problem is that they make such a big deal about it, as if to say “look at me, I’m woke for having a gay character.” Batwoman was a lesbian in the comics, and in the show, in both cases removed from the military because of that fact. It matters for her character. But the show keeps needing to show off how woke it is even beyond that, despite the fact that they’re just adapting someone else’s work.
@elvibora62183 жыл бұрын
Batwoman writers: Ryan is an ex-convict trying to make a positive change in her life Also batwoman writers: Nah she's black we can't have her going to prison. We'll say she was wrongly accused
@mseandimitriusk76363 жыл бұрын
I dont necessarily like batwoman, but The flash went to prison but wrongly convicted. Dont see people complaining about that. Im just saying, this isnt a valid argument
@patchmoulton54383 жыл бұрын
@@mseandimitriusk7636 The issue is that _every_ "good" character cannot have flaws at all. A former criminal working towards redemption is infinitely more interesting than what we got. Just like with Ruby Rose, they sanded down any interesting flaws for virtue points.
@mohammedalubaid87783 жыл бұрын
@@mseandimitriusk7636 yeah, but in flash's case He hadnt done anything wrong and just was wrongfully accused, meanings it was just a case of injustice, not a whole redemption ark How ever, in batwomans case they want to make it both about redemption and injustice( Which is contradicting) like why would you seek redemption if you havent done anything fundamentally wrong.
@thundercricket46343 жыл бұрын
The most unbelievable part of that setup? A woman going to prison in the first place....
@EverettBurger3 жыл бұрын
@@thundercricket4634 What's next, the ex-husband getting custody of the children?
@09spidy3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, just putting on the Batsuit infuses you with Batman's skills and decades worth of training.
@blacktaco11443 жыл бұрын
"I'm allowed to steal stuff because im oppressed" Why is this show so REALISTIC
@Shipwreck151513 жыл бұрын
LMAO I laughed way too hard at that 😂
@Luckma13 жыл бұрын
wait for the next episode: I gave back the stuff that didnt belong to me after i got bored with it, so now give me a new toy.
@Israel-nb7ip3 жыл бұрын
Is that right? Gee, then I wonder why we have the biggest incarcerated population per capita in the history of the world with the overwhelming majority being poor people and minorities. Our incarcerated population is greater than the next 11 countries COMBINED...but sure, run with your self-delusion that "oppressed people get to steal stuff cuz they're oppressed." Ridiculous.
@Israel-nb7ip3 жыл бұрын
@@Shipwreck15151 I have no idea why cuz it's so obviously false...and not funny at all. I guess jingling a set of keys in your face .makes you laugh, huh?
@Shipwreck151513 жыл бұрын
@@Israel-nb7ip welp looks like we found Mr. Oppressed here. Oh boo hoo criminals are put in jail. Cry me a fucking river.
@magnusblick67673 жыл бұрын
Batwoman writers: "How are we going to get the batsuit into Ryan's hands? It can't just fall out of the sky...."
@Xehanort103 жыл бұрын
Shortly after. Writers: Never mind. It can.
@CS_GOD643 жыл бұрын
My name is Oliver Queen and for 3 years I've been claimed to be dead. In order to stop the anti-monitor I had to sacrifice my own life and therefore creating a new universe. But my fucking GOD I did not die for this shit!!!
@0x00Fyou3 жыл бұрын
Not even Stephen Amell liked how Oliver died. He really wanted a better ending for him
@Drawnartist3 жыл бұрын
What a fucking shame
@EarlyMist3 жыл бұрын
Arrow was awesome to begin with. Then it got shit when they started to bring in new heroes and made it way more cringey teeny.
@Predator203573 жыл бұрын
It’s somewhat funny that the batsuit is treated like Iron Man’s suit where it is where all the power is in.
@lorddeimos20003 жыл бұрын
Wait, didn't batman train for years with the league of assassins to even be decent when he started out? And even then he was shit but got better after years of experience. So how are these people just finding the suit, which is really just some padded aerobics costume, and suddenly knowing how to batman>???
@dominicedwards99443 жыл бұрын
When arrow began on the CW back in 2012 they spent at least 2-3 seasons, if not more showing his training
@donsaze61383 жыл бұрын
It's almost like the writers haven't ever read a Batman comic or something...huh.
@AnonYmous-qm7ln3 жыл бұрын
And trained under several of the worlds greatest detectives and escaped artists. Also, he has like twelve degrees and speaks more languages than Colin Powell...
@victortalbot76323 жыл бұрын
same shit the did with Ray in the starwars saga. idk why people are so keen on forcing ''girl power'' down our throats then forget to actually write a good story. i will never understand these people
@jokerledger54003 жыл бұрын
Haven't you heard? The suit is literally perfection when it fits a woman. Seriously though, it just bad writing. A 2 hours movie did a better job of establishing Batman, his motivation, training and experience than an entire season of TV show ever did. It just amazing.
@alexpayne59143 жыл бұрын
Yeah, nothing says "oppressed homeless person with no income or job options" like freshly-styled hair, jewelry on the ears, and pro makeup.🤣
@SilvrSavior3 жыл бұрын
And living in a nice van down by the river.
@hunterericson67823 жыл бұрын
Homeless people have smart phones ... they’re just ZTE / Huawei etc.
@cormoran23033 жыл бұрын
A van with a nightlight that magically doesn't run down the battery.
@halowerder33563 жыл бұрын
@@hunterericson6782 Maybe in LA but not in the rest of the world haha
@kolbywilliams72343 жыл бұрын
She’s pretty impoverished in the USA. By US standards, poverty often means having all that plus an apartment with all the basic appliances, a car, smartphone, one or more movie streaming accounts, a laptop, and at least one dog.
@laurenmasters3 жыл бұрын
A hero wouldn’t say “time to be powerful” that sounds like a villain line
@Black_Swan_Rider3 жыл бұрын
Children wrote this
@Eagle-eye-pie3 жыл бұрын
A line so cringe, it’ll make you arse bleed.
@cs25283 жыл бұрын
It IS a villain line. People who write the script for the show are more of a villain then anything you see on the show.
@tonyjacob84673 жыл бұрын
Well they did try to rip off Joker. Doesn't work at all here.
@Monstermania1013 жыл бұрын
It’s just awful
@reoden75463 жыл бұрын
It is quite fitting that the characters of this show make such a big deal about the bat suit. The real Batman didn't place that much importance in the suit because he *made* it and to him it was simply one of the many tools in his arsenal. It was Bruce Wayne that made the bat suit special. But these clowns can't ever hope to do the same, so they hope that using Batman's suit will make them special.
@Agooo134313 жыл бұрын
"Being strong is like being a lady. If you have to say that you are, then you aren't." Margaret Thatcher
@narev65693 жыл бұрын
I like this quote.
@bluebandit97153 жыл бұрын
@@narev6569 same
@astherielleloella-ximena4023 жыл бұрын
I agree with that.
@xipheonj3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's even more relevant today with the non-binary crap.
@EvilDoresh3 жыл бұрын
So George Arr Arr Martin pulled a Batwoman suit when he wrote "Any man who must say, 'I am the King', is no true king."?!
@karlepaul66323 жыл бұрын
"....but she's gay, so that makes everything OK." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HerrEllsworth3 жыл бұрын
Yes, when you're trying to "indoctrinate" your audience. That's why this shit is still on the airwaves.
@popmonika3 жыл бұрын
Kate used the same logic to let a person off for nearly killing a train-ful of people as well as blackmailing the mayor of gotham!!
@jankoleon37853 жыл бұрын
It's woke stuff like this that is going to make people accept gay people less and less
@shiravalen3 жыл бұрын
The stupidity of the kryptonite bullet and the invincible batsuit can't be overstated.
@EvilDoresh3 жыл бұрын
I feel they couldn't be bothered to film scenes of Batwoman taking down armed thugs using stealth and psychological warfare.
@peterortiz11603 жыл бұрын
@@EvilDoresh right? How is an untrained petite woman going to magically beat the shit out of two men
@GreyDeathVaccine3 жыл бұрын
@@peterortiz1160 I can't and I am 1.76m dude.
@realhxq3 жыл бұрын
The brain brakes in thought.
@peterortiz11603 жыл бұрын
@@realhxq breaks*
@GR3GORY903 жыл бұрын
"What is the suit made of, superman?" I like that. That was hilarious.
@eanderson95993 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT: More people watched this video than both episode 1 and 2 of Batwoman
@taygray64243 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is true. Never saw it. Didn’t know it existed until this video
@DArtmanreignz3 жыл бұрын
Not true at all, man you guys are real haters. I feel sorry for the comic world, so close minded bias racist and ignorant👑
@superawesome57803 жыл бұрын
@D'Artagnan Reigns You need help. Nobody's biased here. We just acknowledge that the show is shit. If anyone is biased here it's you cause you think the show is good just cause a woman is in the lead.
@jokingback30003 жыл бұрын
@@DArtmanreignz oof, a hit and run and you didn't even do the big comment sections. What a shame, I feal so bad for you. I must take a moment to cry for this. 😭😭😭
@tristinberg86943 жыл бұрын
@@DArtmanreignz you really are slow aren't you
@NySnake783 жыл бұрын
New Batwoman: Time to be powerful! The Ratings: No.
@castergilgamesh17783 жыл бұрын
69 likes I will not ruin it
@amanibob14163 жыл бұрын
Let's get these likes to 420
@TSPH19923 жыл бұрын
I was 304
@roseveluofficial4013 жыл бұрын
" Time to go powerfully broke ! "
@blaqstar3 жыл бұрын
"and she'll do what batman never could" What? Menstruate?
@CS_GOD643 жыл бұрын
Say the N- word
@Eternaldarkness31663 жыл бұрын
her worst enemy is the Red Scare.. you mean Russians? No..
@itowickedcrack16533 жыл бұрын
Probably have scissors and make Batman's fans gay
@nillynush48993 жыл бұрын
Lactate maybe?
@funwithfooty3 жыл бұрын
You all just hate this show because she’s a black woman. Sexism and racism in 2021...
@evanblake52523 жыл бұрын
The difference between this show, and a three year old's finger painting, is a three year old's finger painting is actual art, and has some integrity.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r3 жыл бұрын
“All I have are negative thoughts” Pretty much expresses everything I feel towards the CW.
@davidwouldntyouliketoknow21663 жыл бұрын
Outside of Supernatural of course.
@icecsm163 жыл бұрын
I miss the days when Arrow and The Flash were pretty good shows.
@ForcePF3 жыл бұрын
The reason they wouldn't say that Kate was dead is because there's now a rule in Hollywood that says you can't kill off any gay characters. I think it's called the "Bury your gays" trope.
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
“Bury Your Gays” Moratorium Put into closet until further notice XD
@readysetnogo3 жыл бұрын
I believe the bury your gays trope refers to the belief that gay/lesbian characters are killed off more often than straight characters in tv and movies.
@LevattWolfheart3 жыл бұрын
@@readysetnogo I think he means that they do it because of the "Bury your gays" accusations of that past. Now it's as the person above you said "Put your gays into the closet"
@hwgwrestling92033 жыл бұрын
Thank god for MBC censorship
@TheMaleRei3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfscar5557 Naw, see it's just like DB Cooper. Never found. Therefore, as far as the writer(s) and CW personnel, still MIA! Genius!
@reddjustaguy15983 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne spent years and years training with master martial artists and ninjas. Studied technology, chemistry, psychology and tactics. Worked out to become the peak of human physical condition. Became the greatest detective in the world. All to prepare himself to become Batman. Some girl finds a batsuit and automatically becomes "Batwoman" throwing batarangs and jumping on buildings and knocking out guys twice her size... The audacity of CW
@alexpayne59143 жыл бұрын
Well we all know they miss the point of the source material, that's what makes it hilarious. Batman, and the whole bat family, are detectives. The whole point is that they solve crimes, kicking asses is just comes with that territory. They can attribute physical prowess to "it's the suit" all they want, but there's no way to just gift this character with those Sherlock Holmes-level observational and investigative skills, which is the core of what the Bat franchise is all about.
@VampireNewl3 жыл бұрын
Man think about what a wasted oppertunity that was, she could have been weak to start with and completly reliant on the gadgets and then slowly over the season start becoming more poficient, it would have provided good character advancment as well as showing how diffrent the new Batwoman is from the old one (could have also had some more intresting choreography).
@glenmcl3 жыл бұрын
When you put it like that... my eyes are open now
@MichaelCravith3 жыл бұрын
@@VampireNewl It never stops amazing me how much more brilliant KZbin commenters can be than professional screenwriters. Because this actually would have been interesting to watch.
@ArinJager13 жыл бұрын
I heard somewhere she's got background in martial arts or some bullshit excuse like that (like she was a sensei in a dojo or whatever)... just to be fair, I'm not defending this hilariously bad dumpster fire train wreck
@UNÐERHØRIZØN3 жыл бұрын
I love how the second they put on the Batsuit they are able to use it's gadgets & technology without proper training, & we aren't allowed to question it.
@sterling73 жыл бұрын
Dear Entertainment Media: 1. Your job is to entertain, not to affirm people for thinking like you do. 2. Try writing stories, rather than lectures. 3. If 1 and 2 are beneath you (or above you), you are quite literally in the wrong business. We already *have* social media.
@scifiwriter983 жыл бұрын
They're taking orders from the ones who really control the media. Even though it loses money they have no choice.
@roshambo41373 жыл бұрын
The entertainment industry is full of progressive activists. They dont care about entertainment, they only care about spreading their opinions
@ianjohnston52053 жыл бұрын
Man, they're not even hiding the fact that these diversity hire characters don't actually have to work for anything. The bat-suit literally just fell out of the sky for her!
@rnettles62413 жыл бұрын
Kind of like Kamala becoming VP. You know, because she's entitled.
@muglymae74083 жыл бұрын
Someone brought up an interesting point: if the show writers wanted to make this character so strong and diverse, why did they write her as an ex convict living out of an RV by a river and not as a successful career woman or multi millionaire?
@crypthulu79003 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Biden Presidency. He had like six people show up at the Iowa caucus and then magically became the single most elected president in the history of the United States. This guy doesn’t even know if he’s wearing pants right now, but he’s the bestest ever! Way to go liberals!!! No fraud here at all! Just like it 👍
@scorpixel18663 жыл бұрын
@@crypthulu7900 Oh please, Hollywood is mostly made of crazy fucks already, we don't need the other side of the "special" spectrum to try to blend in with the reasonable ones trapped in the middle. Go raid one of your official buildings idk, be entertaining for a day to us not in the US instead of crying about losing.
@cs25283 жыл бұрын
It's because they want everything for free. That's what entitled means.
@Mariosalty3 жыл бұрын
"So fake Bruce goes after diverse Batwoman in the shit mobile." Oh my God. Hilarious.
@CertifiedFreshMemes3 жыл бұрын
I had to laugh out loud when he said that
@fairfaxphil3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Was that just a new Corvette? Maybe you'll need to be a billionaire to get one of those.
@axetheviking64823 жыл бұрын
That's batPERSON to yu, sexist
@milanmocik35913 жыл бұрын
So let me get this *straight* ... A random girl who committed crimes ( i assume looting or some other *trendy* stuff in the n'hood ) and is under a probation ( or whatever you call it in the US ) claims ( finders keepers like a true hobo ) the batsuit out of the wreckage and just starts using it. Next thing we know she will be using *someone* else's resuorces to keep up her operation. Gonna put some 25 inch rims on that batmobile aren't you...
@uncannydcmarvelous57323 жыл бұрын
They should just went by Wallis Day replacing Rose as Kate early and continue how last season ended.
@xminusone1 Жыл бұрын
That wouldn't suprise me
@Isildun93 жыл бұрын
To quote one of my favorite lines from Blackadder Goes Forth, "If nothing else, a complete, stubborn, pig headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through".
@mintoxace55713 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a real show with amazing writing and actors..
@docsavage86403 жыл бұрын
Blackadder quotes always get a thumbs up
@dorn05313 жыл бұрын
I think the CW also took this line a little too seriously: “Exactly! Doing the same thing we’ve done eighteen times before is last thing they’ll expect us to do this time!”
@barret-xiii3 жыл бұрын
Whenever these characters (or the writers/fans that defend them) start speaking, I think of: "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed."
@alderaanrebel5663 жыл бұрын
You good Sir know excellence when you watch it.....There is hope for these trying times.....
@joegahan70553 жыл бұрын
"Your sexuality determines whether or not you're a good person." A *Tumblr* trope if I ever heard one.
@amberslahlize79613 жыл бұрын
I bet the people who write for this show use Tumblr.
@disbeafakename1673 жыл бұрын
@@amberslahlize7961 it's where they get their story lines from... and that's probably why so many episodes will end with "and then, everyone claps"
@shawnjones72953 жыл бұрын
I literally read this comment the second he said it😂
@amberslahlize79613 жыл бұрын
@@disbeafakename167 *gag*
@sakonan48833 жыл бұрын
If being gay makes you a good person, why are men afraid of dropping the soap in prison lmao.
@theanimeslayer39993 жыл бұрын
Remember when Bruce Wayne was actually cautious and his real identity was a secret? The CW pushing the boundaries of woke and cringe ... how can it possibly fail!
@RD-uq4hg3 жыл бұрын
wtf do you mean bruce was the best part of it
@candidlyshron3 жыл бұрын
"What is this suit made of?" "Superman"😂😂😂
@ajarofpickles28263 жыл бұрын
Rule of thumb: whenever someone says they are powerful they are in fact extremely weak and making up for it by saying they are strong
@RuddsReels3 жыл бұрын
Yep! Talk is cheap and easy.
@anotherrandomguy88713 жыл бұрын
Saying “I am the most powerful being in the universe” pretty much almost guarantees your own defeat.
@Eagle-eye-pie3 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu would be proud.
@denisl27603 жыл бұрын
@@anotherrandomguy8871 "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." -Tywin Lannister
@kotnhewhohim20923 жыл бұрын
@@Eagle-eye-pie ...your comment seems to have fallen on deaf ears.
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
“jesus wept” you know your show is bad when the entire year of 2020 happened and the final thing to make Jesus break down into tears was your show...
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
Lazarus didn't kill himself. This show did.
@ltcmdrtobyfox39693 жыл бұрын
He wept, sobbed, tuned up Linkin Park, and slit his wrists my guy
@yuibot59983 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful" That's 3rd grade writing right there, holy shitballs.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45603 жыл бұрын
It's definitely incomplete. The rest of the sentence was, " stunning, and brave."
@padmeamidala33313 жыл бұрын
@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 that's even worst 💀
@karlepaul66323 жыл бұрын
@Tuibot Babymetal 😉 🤘\m/☠️\m/🤘
@thatguy90883 жыл бұрын
My takeaway? Moral of the story is - SJW's could literally have something important fall out of the sky into their lap as if by magic, and they still manage to completely mess it up.
@mitchwood66713 жыл бұрын
This is so empty it may aswell just be called "blackwoman"
@yeahbaby58383 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@shackthadon1013 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke
@bramlackman-mincoff66163 жыл бұрын
it would be blackwomxn
@BlightBreedOfficial3 жыл бұрын
I never understood the whole “Forcing a minority into a main “powerful” role, just to represent a minority” thing. I mean, if I were a minority, that would actually offend me and make me feel patronised.
@DmanDice3 жыл бұрын
Many of us do feel patronized and speak on it often but we aren't the one's that get praised and heard. It's almost as if they want us to feel like victims.
@qty13153 жыл бұрын
@@DmanDice My theory is that putting minorities into lead roles is more about the white people feeling good about themselves than the minorities feeling good about themselves. Personally, the reason I kinda hate the representation thing is because it makes the minorities being represented seem, well, kinda bad. After so many disappointments whenever I see a show with a gay woman as a lead I groan and assume it will be bad, which is unfair. Before 2015 I would have been screaming "Take my money! I need this!" to a show about gay Batwoman. Now, honestly, I assumed it would suck before it was even released. That's how bad things have gotten.
@mathi90843 жыл бұрын
TenTonKoala That's called paternalism, which is left-wing racism in disguise.
@MrFryhead9573 жыл бұрын
@@DmanDice Yep, they want to keep you on that mental plantation for your vote at election time. Thats all it is, its sick
@rogertheshrubber80873 жыл бұрын
You are a minority. Whites represent less than 10% of the global population. Your mileage may vary based on whether or not you think that's a good thing, but it doesn't change the underlying facts. Soon all will be shrubbery.
@psychotikgamer20103 жыл бұрын
It's so heartwarming when the Drinker tears them a new one
@slipperysloper37212 жыл бұрын
I love that we just speed past the main character not thinking another person is worthy of care until she finds out she’s gay. It’s such a repulsive and vicious mindset to have, yet it’s just the way shit is today.
@CitroenC4073 жыл бұрын
"Discount Morgan Freeman" never fails to raise a smile!
@gergoborbely67783 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't rename the character "Batperson" yet.
@youtubewokebitch21183 жыл бұрын
u know its happening, only a matter of time
@sharonvalentine23733 жыл бұрын
You realize there’s comics right?! Like where this comes from
@marcozolo35363 жыл бұрын
Transman
@mustang65993 жыл бұрын
Bat-them or Bat-they is the correct term here.
@chronicler61623 жыл бұрын
@@sharonvalentine2373 and? Still might happen.
@reallue3 жыл бұрын
I love how this show’s theme is that the only way for a woman to become powerful is by putting on a powerful man’s outfit & then just have her try to do whatever he did
@ivanstrydom84173 жыл бұрын
Enter the new oo7 ...Tandi
@rawen1603 жыл бұрын
And it shows it doesn't make any good story. That's some real meta level shit
@raphk95993 жыл бұрын
Yup, took batmans name and then his stuff, and feels entitled the entire time.
@allancroskery18113 жыл бұрын
@@raphk9599 So its an allegory for Marriage?
@Poet4823 жыл бұрын
And they lack both the writing skills and self-awareness necessary to notice lol
@mdwwarren48512 жыл бұрын
I love how just anyone knows exactly how to fight and do super hero stuff without going through the years of training that batman does.
@lonestar67093 жыл бұрын
So the Batmobile manages to lose a minivan?! A minivan outsmarts the Batmobile?! That's like Mother Theresa tying one arm behind her back, and knocking out Mike Tyson. Feck off film!
@justinallmaras23413 жыл бұрын
That shit cracked me the fuck up lol
@TheFourthWinchester3 жыл бұрын
Teresa literally was an incarnation of the devil. So that might have been true.
@johnbockelie38993 жыл бұрын
It's like tying a red towel around your neck and just fly like Superman.
@act2wasstronger1823 жыл бұрын
@@TheFourthWinchester wat?? Mother Teresa? The person who helped lepers and other forsaken people on the streets of Calcutta?!!?
@TheFourthWinchester3 жыл бұрын
@@act2wasstronger182 The one who didn't help a single person her whole life, left people to rot while collecting money in their names and only forcibly converted them into christianity before killing them off, yes.
@ReafWasAlreadyTaken3 жыл бұрын
This video getting more views than the show itself
@andyz28613 жыл бұрын
Seeing Drinker watching Batwoman is like watching another KZbinr eat ghost peppers.
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo92633 жыл бұрын
More like shitting ghost peppers.
@soyuzdavillan7213 жыл бұрын
Either that or watching another KZbinr snort Cinnamon
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
Once, we had Jackass. Now, we have cynical UK-Based KZbinrs.
@dhilipans54123 жыл бұрын
Good thing is we don't need to consume that shit
@TheInnerParty3 жыл бұрын
The Drinker has added time to my life. I’ve never watched even one episode of this, and now I know I do not need to.
@leadensage3 жыл бұрын
“Time to be powerful” I cringed so hard I collapsed into myself and became a black hole.
@energy80253 жыл бұрын
I'm am so plagiarizing that. 🤣
@matthewcollins47733 жыл бұрын
I commend you for your diversity and representation. You could have been a white hole but you went with black.
@ST403 жыл бұрын
🤣 Beautifully said! 🤣
@malcolmxparis71583 жыл бұрын
This show isnt a "battle" for anything except shameless, "identity" pandering.
@99Michael3 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's a paycheck, and everyone has their resume out waiting for a real chance at a job. I am sure the creative people are just as disgusted by this shit show as the viewers.
@sachavykos32063 жыл бұрын
The expression "identity pandering" or "identity politics" doesn't cover what is happening any more. They are not pandering to these identities, they are overtly broadcasting on every level, and in every way a form of Tribal/Rescued Neolithic/Sexual Deviant supremacy. Its not 1973 when the median aged Klansmen was already in his 60s, Its not even the 1990-2004 era where pandering was a thing, we are in the modern era, the Jussie Smollett era, and these tribal/rescued neolithic/sexual deviants are the racist supremacists.
@gladiatorscoops3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised discount Morgan Freeman didn't notice they replaced Bruce Wayne with ''Bruce Wayne the local used car salesman''. If that guy is supposed to be Batman then I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
@imnackeredsirnackered9483 жыл бұрын
They could of at least hired some female MMA Fighter for this role
@hunterofthebigfootwithinte56093 жыл бұрын
@Munnawar Khan if MMA women look like men, call me gay-
@donpepe84403 жыл бұрын
@Munnawar KhanI believe in muscular women supremacy
The CW is a hotspot for edgy wooden acting and contrived storytelling
@shenanigans963 жыл бұрын
It’s not even edgy, lol. It’s eDgY™️ brought to you by Corporate America Aka the least edgy thing possible, but these people don’t understand basic storytelling so I doubt they get the irony
@jakubrejak11143 жыл бұрын
You just described what I consider No Country For Old Men to be... except for the magnificent Javier Bardem of course.
@chipsandcase-o57383 жыл бұрын
They used to not be, that’s the sad part. The first couple seasons of Arrow had not-as-obvious agenda pushing, as did The Flash, but then woke culture bullshit showed its head, CW picked up Supergirl with blatant politics-injecting every episode, and everything went downhill fast.
@estoguy3 жыл бұрын
Same could be said for CBS All Access and their fake Star Trek franchise... 😉 🖖
@JohnLRice3 жыл бұрын
@@chipsandcase-o5738 Agreed. And a majority of Smallville was good to great, IMHO.
@Orion-qo4tj3 жыл бұрын
Writer 1: _"How are we going to write a new complex origin story?"_ Writer 2: _"Plane go boom - suit inside - she put it on - become Batwoman."_ Writer 1: _"Good boy Bubbles, have a banana."_
@NASkeywest3 жыл бұрын
Writer # 1: Okay, how do we get the Bat suit to the new character?” Writer #2: “I’ve got it, we have it fall out of the sky on an airplane onto her!” Writer #1: “That is.......the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard! That has to go into our story.”
@VampireNewl3 жыл бұрын
What a shocking comment! are you actually saying that they planned out the season in advance?
@kevinaustin513 жыл бұрын
@@VampireNewl you might be giving them too much credit there mate
@halempyrion44063 жыл бұрын
They get a point for creativity in delivery system. They lose a point for why did it fall.
@constantinreisky67593 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the pain you are going through for making this videos
@SubjectE573 жыл бұрын
I guess it's now confirmed this show takes place in an alternate universe where Batman wasn't won over by Superman and him having mothers with the same name. Not wanting to waste a perfectly good Kryptonian he skinned Superman and turned him into a Batsuit.
@jakelowang41323 жыл бұрын
A super leather suit.
@Scriobh3 жыл бұрын
You had me at "Jesus wept" - that's my ultimate expression of frustration lol
@Givelasagna3 жыл бұрын
Batman: trains for years and years to hone his mind and body to deal with any type of situation. Woman puts on batsuit: "I cAn FIght NoW"
@firstnamelastnamesb3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember what the explanation was for Kate (or even if there was one) being on Bruce's level of martial arts mastery, but the writers actually did put in a throwaway line for Ryan. Critical Drinker didn't mention it, but during the scene where she was talking to the probation officer and was complaining about how she can't get a job because she's a convicted felon, the officer asks why Ryan doesn't become a trainer at the local dojo (implying that she's a martial arts expert). It still doesn't explain how Ryan was suddenly an expert at using all of the Batsuit's gadgets, but they at least did the bare minimum in establishing her as being good at hand-to-hand fighting before actually putting her in a fight.
@InfernosReaper3 жыл бұрын
hell, even Terry McGinnis trained, despite having a futuristic power armor suit with flight and stealth ability. It wasn't always enough, so he had to get good.
@RayLukard783 жыл бұрын
It's like if I put on shoulder pads and a helmet and said " I'm ready for the NFL!" 😎🤔😄
@cornpoop3 жыл бұрын
She is a strong and independent woman with power of melanin and gayness, why she need training? training is symbol of patriachy and white supreme
@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastnamesb If I remember from the trailers and reviews correctly, Kate had military training, possibly even advanced spec ops experience, which is why she knew how to fight and use the gadgets.