MUD, MODS AND MASCULINITY - ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH??

[@Destide]

Problem is people rush through life and to forget to appreciate a good cabbage

[@16sputnik7]

sirico I for one appreciate a good cabbage. I even liked his video. Great channel The Cabbage is.

[@WazzyCabbage]

Hey leave the cabbage alone mann

[@16sputnik7]

WazzyCabbage I like Cabbages. Just subscribed buddy. Keep the patch tilled.

[@shabbadabbadingdong6935]

That reminds me of a funny story I once told about Charles Babbage. I'll complete the story one day.

[@TheCrumble]

'Keep the patch tilled' - hahaha bloody love that! I want that tee shirt!!

[@Deketh]

Really appreciate these vids. I admire how reflective and thoughtful they've become - but still with peak silliness

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Chris - appreciate that comment...means a lot!

[@EpicMotorcycleAdventures]

That was epic Crumble. The “should be doing this/that” section of the vlog is so true. I’ve been on the receiving end of those comments 😂😂

[@EpicMotorcycleAdventures]

It's so true how people say you should be going faster. How about no. sometimes you wanna go fast and scare the shit out of yourself. And sometimes you just wanna chill and take in the view. You make a great point, why would you wanna get hurt and throw 17 grands worth of bike in the hedge?

[@TheCrumble]

I think it's about doing what you want to do. It's took me a while to stop listening to every Tom, Dick and Harry who thinks they know everything about ADV bikes and riding them and just enjoy it. And yeah I really don't want to get hurt!! :)

[@EpicMotorcycleAdventures]

The Crumble I was the same at first. Bought a GS. Started taking it off road, without tuition, and vlogging my adventures. At first I worried what the “keyboard legends” would say but now I don’t. Now I just go out and have fun. So just keep doing what you’re doing mate, cuz you certainly sound like you’re enjoying your adventures

[@colinthornton1378]

Thanks Crumble, I will find that trail in the next week. Can't believe I have missed it so far, I am always out that way riding the trails especially in the winter.

[@StevenGuest]

Mr.Crumble thank you so much for coming back to youtube and making the end of 2018 great I hope u & dave along with the honda twin have a very merry christmas and a mind blowing new year ..

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Steve - very much appreciated! merry Christmas to you and yours too!!

[@ben_9134]

Glad you decided to keep the AT. Getting out of the finance malarky will be good for the soul. You clearly love that bike and we love to watch you enjoy yourself on it.

[@TheCrumble]

I think you're right, it will be good for the soul! Thanks for the comment Sam - appreciate it!

[@neilcole3406]

May you have a very merry Xmas Crumble!

[@TheCrumble]

And you too my friend!

[@tobortine]

Yeh great Crumble, whatever about your bike. Now can you go and look over that wall please, I want to see what's over the wall.

[@christopherflynn4094]

It's an old railway bridge. theres tons of them about in Britain. Below will be an the track bed of a dismantled railway. And yes I am train fan lol

[@tobortine]

@@christopherflynn4094 Me too, which is why I wanted him to have a look ;-)

[@TheCrumble]

You will never see over the wall. You must never see over the wall...ever. You feel me?

[@SBKPete]

Hi Crumble; bizarrely, I’m going through exactly the same thing. I’m fed up of buying bikes and so I’ve decided to purchase my CB1100 RS, instead of taking another new bike on, via the PCP route. In the summer of this year, I also bought a 2001 Honda X11 (un-faired Blackbird) and restored it. That’s me done and now I’m happy. Glad you’re enjoying Dave, they’re great bikes. Have a great weekend.

[@TheCrumble]

The X11 must be a great bike! Nice and comfy but with all that lovely torque! Yeah I needed to get of the hamster wheel of finance and just settle with a bike.

[@michaelklinge1857]

glade to hear from you we got snow here in Maine not riding much ,good your still out and about, the at is a great bike so is Dave ,still have my first bike from 1985 I just can't part with it .there's a lot of good times left in the old AT love the vids thanks for taking the time

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks for taking the time to comment Michael - it's very much appreciated!! Would love to see Maine - it looks a beautiful place!

[@bonnytrippler2966]

Watched it, enjoyed it. No idea why! Thank you Mr Crumble.

[@TheCrumble]

filmed it, edited it, posted it...no idea why... :)

[@sem2504]

Another fine installment, will have to hook up in summer for a ride out,

[@TheCrumble]

Always up for meeting new people and seeing new things!

[@t-macadventures8255]

Great video Crumble. I know exactly what you mean about mud, I still get nervous on my AT everytime my front wheel hits the sloppy stuff!!

[@chrisredfield3240]

It's all that front biased weight ok on the road for front end feel. But off road it's desperate to just slide out at the first opportunity

[@TheCrumble]

Once that front starts to go it's pointless trying to stop it!!

[@glasshopper2010]

Where was that last trail Crumble? I just decided to keep my AT after much deliberation as to whether I'm getting a bit old to be fighting a heavy bike in the mud! Good vlog...again

[@TheCrumble]

Hi Tom! Good to hear you've decided to keep it! The trail runs from Branston to Croxton Kerrial. Nice trail - especially for the bigger bikes.

[@benb2058]

Hey you always put a good vid together, looks like you went back to the knoblies.. what are you rolling on now...I have combined a tkc 80 front with a shinko805 rear seems to work well for me on the dl1k and afordable.....

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah I decided to ditch the Avons for winter and put my Karoo 3s back on. Much more trail potential now!!

[@HippoDrones]

I've Crumbled, can't believe I've just found your channel mate, You ride the dirt faster than I friggin can! :D

[@TheCrumble]

Welcome aboard my friend - never too late!!

[@HippoDrones]

Just need a bit of custard and the day will be perfect! :D

[@timselbie3419]

I love the way allen bennett wafts in and out from time to time, and your eloquent use of the english language is a joy to behold.

[@TheCrumble]

Haha! Alan Bennett is never far from my mind. Love Alan and his custard creams under the settee!!

[@streetmoto1384]

Made the right decision there Crumble! As for training, getting out there and having a go surely makes you better at it? Might pick up some bad habits but bollocks to it, you're having fun! Keep 'em coming! Cabbages were lovely by the way, there's more of them on this side of the screen though!

[@TheCrumble]

Bollocks to it should be my new slogan!! A great philosophy for life that!

[@clanmac66]

I hope Dave pisses on those lights when you're not looking! ;-)

[@TheCrumble]

Hahaha! I;m sure the old cockney bastard is up to some weird shit in the garage at nights!

[@peterbrophy9442]

Crumble can you link that top screen you got - thanks Mate!

[@colinthornton1378]

Nice vid Crumble. That first trail Plungar to Barkestone is really nadgy. The second one going to Brainstorm our is ok until you get to the bottom of the hill in that wet clay. I stop there sometimes to collect clay so I can fashion a desirable pot when I get home. Please tell me where that last trail is. It like the one at Colston/Buckminster but not sure. Stood up or sitting down at whatever speed keep these brilliant vids coming, I ride these trails but I definitely could not do such brilliant ramblings whilst doing it

[@colinthornton1378]

Fucking brainstorm!!!! I definitely wrote Barkestone, did you know that Huawei means penis in Bulgarian ??

[@colinthornton1378]

Branston, now I'm the dick. No more Guinness on Friday night

[@TheCrumble]

Hey Colin! Good to hear from you and nice to hear that you've done the same trails. The last one goes from Branston to Croxton Kerrial. Couple of tricky moments but a really nice trail actually. I do the Colston/Buckminster one a lot.

[@colinthornton1378]

Hi Crumble, road the Branston to Croxton Kerrial trail today. Thanks for telling me about it, I have ridden past it loads but the public footpath sign fooled me. 🤦 Great trail ......thanks again.

[@easternmenace]

I'd be going half the speed there even on an enduro. I have the ability to crash in a carpark at 20mph so off road crashing would be no problem for me even at 10mph

[@TheCrumble]

Haha love all this great self-criticism! It makes us better people I think!!

[@OldManTony]

Still watching at 2x speed, still looking spectacular 😂😂😂😂

[@TheCrumble]

the only way!

[@mozzahog]

Nice bike were abouts is that green lane

[@suetaylor5186]

Oh God Crumble I'm coming here for sanity now what does that mean for me? You are a most excellent rider cos you are still alive! Have any of your readers watchers tried to narrate a drive to their local town I bet not....Yes I'm a Crumblet psychofant. .....in other words a Crumble lover....

[@stableslayers3958]

You are still the man Crumble rules fuck yeh Love ya kid

[@spraytastic1]

That was epic shite ... but entertaining . i did a couple of those lanes today ,where was the last one ??

[@waynepreston5637]

Marry Christmas crumble, mince pies and bacon bombs cheers.

[@TheCrumble]

Merry Christmas tiger!!

[@DJJammyD]

"I COULD READ POET.... oh hello mr squirrel.... I COULD READ POETRY.." 😂 keep at it! Enjoying yourself i mean, ive had a V-strom 1000 for a courtesy for a while now, so fun, but yes standing up isnt for all the time, if the front starts to go, you have further to put your feet down and lay a turd at the same time 😂

[@pinkiewerewolf]

Words of wisdom form our pal Crumble, on riding and youtube'ing.

[@TheCrumble]

Innit though...

[@laikatravels]

Another quality production, cheers

[@mudfluffpetrol3688]

Friday night gold. Cheers Crumb

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers me old china!

[@simonwiltshire]

Nice one crumble! Having a nice time, that's what it's all about.

[@TheCrumble]

Exactleeee mateeee!!

[@Mr_Ghoul]

best dude on two wheels! hands down.

[@in2ADV]

I have the same lights. I put them on because the make the bike look more "masculine" :-) As good as, they are (and good, they are), I'm tempted to take them off. I'm too worried about the damage they will do to the plastics if (when) I have an off. Love your videos mate. Keep posting!!! Regards from Australia...

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks matey! Yeah I must admit I do regret them a bit. Love the look but I am conscious of them when I'm off road. Think I'll wait till they do the damage before doing anything - that's my typical approach to things haha!!

[@Ou8well]

Good therapy session Crumble hope you’re feeling better. Love a cabbage comment. Good decision to keep AT. 👍

[@TheCrumble]

Cabbages rule! although when I was a kid, I fucking hated cabbage!!

[@mellowr1]

Cheers crumble, you have brought light to another dull day :o) I was expecting some talk about vespa riders from the title though lol. Finally who the hell pressed dislike? Knobber :o)

[@TheCrumble]

Always a few haters but who gives a fuck! I was a mod back in the day! Got rid of my last Vespa at 28-go figure!!

[@davidarmstrong7456]

Great stuff Crumble

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers DA!!

[@pcezar1]

Bollocks, do what you enjoy; post what you're happy with. You're out there doing it, the others are missing out. Looking forward to the special Christmas Crumble Edition 😉 Cheers!

[@suetaylor5186]

Surely a BMW would have a German accent. .... Crumb the dangerous xx glad you are keeping the boy. I think your brain is occasionally borrowed by Guy Martin. .....

[@andrewedmond7738]

Don't be too hard on yourself when it comes to forking out money on your bike. It's a good thing!! Lights look good, and I assure you, they do come in handy. Be warned brother, now you've started to add the mods, it's very hard to stop!! (Just ask my wife!!) If I may, I would recommend a bash plate from SW-Motech, and also a set of Trax panniers (very strong), also from Motech for touring. Remember mate, it's only money! Will be following your modifications with a lot of interest. Fuck the masculinity issue mate, just ride so it's fun. Great video brother.

[@bikersquest]

As a road only rider I've got to say STAND UP!

[@TheCrumble]

You're now a fully paid up member of the STAND UP club - welcome!!

[@TheBigBraap]

Fucking classic crumble-you crack me up everytime🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@gwrider4329]

As nutty as a fruit cake!

[@RebelRides]

Currently laying in bed with a jizz magazine "stand up".

[@sharky09000]

Enjoying the slow lane with Crumble the cabbage psychologist on his trusty steed, woof, woof. All you wish yourself for Christmas Crumble👍

[@bike5rider]

Keep up the good work, funniest brilliant vlogs.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Gordy!!

[@Stuff_And_Things_0]

Fucking brilliant. Keep it up crumble. Love that bike, good choice keeping it.

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks Sam - yeah they are a great bike. Honda giving the buggers away at the moment!!

[@TheHumanHonda]

Bet you feel better after getting all that out, no need to say thank you for listening...youre welcome crumble, you're welcome 😎👍

[@TheCrumble]

I feel cleansed mate...cleansed :)

[@johnmfjw]

You should have got LED DRL Good choice sticking with the AT plenty of life in the old dog.

[@chrisredfield3240]

Could have used 10watts of power (LED) and had more light than using 110w halogen and mostly turning it into heat.

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah I just want to own the thing and ride the thing now!

[@vainparasite]

Winter gloves make my hands ache. I prefer summertime I think.

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah does get trickier when you've got to start wearing oven gloves in winter!

[@williamcaddick8578]

“Hello Mr squirrel “ how dare you assume that woodland creatures gender! 😂

[@TheCrumble]

I am so sorry for making such an awful, sexist suggestion I have donated £5 to the Squirrel Foundation for Squirrels and am hoping this might be the end of the matter...

[@sandysteve97]

excellent cabbage run

[@PetrolKev]

Another piece of Crumble loveliness however I have a grumble Crumble. Yes.... I saw the mud but there was no scooters, Parkas, funny haircuts or copious mirrors.....Quadrophenia rules.

[@TheCrumble]

That's my favourite film ever! Seen it about 50 times. i was a mod back in the day you see...

[@nigelren3719]

Crumble Army!

[@disekjoumoer]

Great crash bars those, not protecting the case or the exhaust.

[@TheCrumble]

thanks mate, yeah i;m really pleased with them.

[@knightowl3577]

Crumble, I watch you because you are a Professor of talking. Talking bollocks mostly but it's all good.

[@TheCrumble]

Why thank you...I think...

[@MysDee89]

Let's have a muddy play, it's wet and slippy, dripping, dirty. My goodness Mr Crumble, such filth. I love it. Be careful out there tho, don't want you hurting yourself and ending up sprawled in the mud with a busted AT! As for these douche-tools who are keyboard warriors, fuck ' em! I have always said It's not the size of the engine, it's the driver behind the wheel (or the biker behind the bars, I suppose). Much love, as always X

[@D1rec7or]

Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigerated.

[@TheCrumble]

I have heard that actually.

[@williamzoom]

I have that same windshield extender & love it )

[@TheCrumble]

Can't believe how good it is!!

[@chrisredfield3240]

What's the rpm like at 70mph with the 15 tooth

[@TheCrumble]

Good question...I have no idea. I will check it out

[@chrisredfield3240]

@@TheCrumble thanks

[@rogerquenault7207]

Cracking video once again always look forward to the next one as soon I’ve finished the last, glad you stayed with the AT and she’s looking good, as for the off road riding you should ride as you please when you want at whatever speed you want and fuck to all the cunts who complain, maybe they should post there own as you mentioned. Keep up the good work.

[@neilcole3406]

Its now trendy to keep the same bike Crumble, unless your A rich or B blagging one every week!!

[@TheCrumble]

So many blaggers around too!

[@nickdavies4123]

Still doing it for the normal everyday bikers. Can you do it in an Oz accent next time, for dramatic Ktm rally down under type thingy,ta

[@TheCrumble]

I'll give it a go me old drongo. It's not working is it...?!

[@nickdavies4123]

The Crumble Jeez mate maybe needs a lil practice but it’s a start

[@CodgerBiker]

Well stuck 👍

[@mickshere9642]

Is that a sw motech rack? If so what do you think of it? Oh by the way.. nice cabbages :-)

[@TheCrumble]

No its the standard Honda affair. SW Motech crash bars though and SW Motech centre stand actually...

[@funguseater40]

Crumble! I am not a poster. I am a human being! 👍

[@TheCrumble]

That's me told then!!

[@stephenwilkinson1175]

Yer big ninny, funny though.... OK extremely funny!

[@TheXTDonkey]

Crumble are you surcoming to old age and calming down 😂

[@TheCrumble]

I'm always sir cumming these days me old mucka!!

[@Powershiftcleaning]

Ya fuckin nuts mush. Great vid

[@certifiedpowerinc6813]

Your big bracket....😂omg

[@caroldave4037]

Oh f...k I just seen a relative fifth row from the road "hi uncle cabbage how the young brussels"

[@TheCrumble]

Wahay!! green vegetable jokes - can't beat them!!

[@CodgerBiker]

Thank you. Great video Mr Crumble. More swearing next time. Can you ride more slowly I feel nauseous at this pace. The Batzen screen riser works well, but costs a lot more. The wind dam is best thing I’ve added. I’m keeping my AT at least until I see your review on the 790 Adv. Pee out.

[@TheCrumble]

Yeah I really don't think the swear count was high enough in this one!! That wind dam thing is amazing - can't believe how quiet it is now behind the screen - much more relaxing to ride distance!

[@CodgerBiker]

I think the stock screen is just a bit too short, I made mine adjustable. The wind dam on the fork tunnel works well too, not expensive. Then again, wind is good.

[@worksopexile]

I watched this video twice Crumbleman, but I still didn't see your lovelies...

[@TheCrumble]

Keep looking mate - they're somewhere behind the cabbages I think

[@rob.1963]

I gave you a like, because you didn't fall off and head butt a cabbage, although that would have been hugely entertaining, even at 8 mph.

[@TheCrumble]

It would have gone viral I think...

[@alvinplummer9308]

Top man nice

[@BigPezza]

i would have had my knee down one wheel off the ground while i pilot a drone to video me riding just to prove that i can do everything better then you can :P

[@TheCrumble]

Hahaha! That's actually the sort of comment I usually get on these vids!

[@mutt9634]

I love cabbages! Just enjoy the ride, 1st class Vid. AT looks good, Jesus loves you. Peace Out.

[@TheCrumble]

Jesus hates me! Peace out tiger xxx

[@atticusrides5545]

Brilliant 😂 👍🏻

[@TheCrumble]

Thanks dude!!

[@motonirvana6861]

Cabbage makes me fart.

[@TheCrumble]

Same as Theresa May apparently...

[@allthingsme1238]

Ride for yourself crumble. Crashes hurt you and your wallet. I'm slow and just don't care. At least I'm out and having a go!

[@johnsandlin7474]

To hell with the outbackers...your commentary while you risk your life "lane splitting" proves your brain and your balls are larger than necessary. Cheers from N.Y. mate.

[@TheCrumble]

Cheers John! Amazing that the last comment was from Aus and yours from NYC. incredible thing this interweb eh?!

[@johnsandlin7474]

The Crumble Damn straight Crumble.

[@adriantompson]

should spent 20 on the screen . scotoiler sounds good,

[@TheCrumble]

Scotoiler is a great addition - well happy with it!

[@markwilliams9793]

You lovable, mental misfit.

[@TheCrumble]

Get back to the snooker table mate - shouldn't you be practising or summat??

[@christokinieriem8796]

To bits....

[@MisterAki43]

Excellent video cunt x

[@terremoto7387]

💊💊

[@TheCrumble]

Just two??

[@rambosskidlid2459]

I’m first! Boom