Trump’s Oval Office Address: Sniffing and Scaring the S**t Out of People | The Daily Show

[@ishagabriel5872]

Whoever found that clip at the end deserves a medal.

[@OneLoveTrueHebrewsUnderYah]

So true lmao. They will use this I'm sure. They dug deep lol.

[@rohitagarwal5101]

for sure. Damn that was on point. or it might be possible that they had the clip, they were just waiting for the right moment to put it.

[@chaitanyarao5546]

Please give him the medal of freedom and play that clip under every tweet Trump spews about the wall!

[@kudosreese]

Who ever it was is the real mvp

[@conradmonson30]

DT probably remembered the speech and thats why hes looking at a steel wall instead of a concrete wall.

[@lisasledge1724]

"If there is a concrete wall go over it, around it, go through it."

[@helpmeImpoor5314]

Brilliant! Lol!

[@annabanana9897]

tRump already said to not let it stop you... What's the point of wasting billions on a wall?!

[@emmaxtc4692]

That's another this wall idea is terrible and has always been terrible. Who's paying the maintenance? What's to stop anyone or a group of people from putting a hole in the big beautiful wall?

[@derlich09]

I'm shocked no one showed that clip before. Or did I just not see it?

[@ibmtpx24]

@8:12 Oh that was just perfect! Whoever found that video recording deserves to be credited.

[@tiernyt2051]

They should play that on a loop for CNN.

[@16224]

They should play it on fox

[@jhtaguchi]

Love it!

[@aliengranpa]

I honestly feel like we're living in a bad episode of the twilight zone the past 2 years.

[@JohnBaker-wf2vn]

Twilight Zone it is not. '58 western with character Walter Trump spot on it was. Nostradamus all over again. Google it. Blow your mind, if you care.

[@markmcgrath3292]

That is because you are an ignorant.

[@JohnBaker-wf2vn]

@@markmcgrath3292 Go, go you treasonous trumpette. Too stupid are you.

[@randomperson8571]

With another 2 years of Twilight Zone to go Dx

[@Heavenzvoice]

Alien Hunter46 lol... please, even some of the twilight zones episodes were better than what we’re living through.. lol but I feel you.

[@DanYeLL2003]

That old footage at the end should be played after every single news segment about this stupid wall.

[@sophienugre4161]

Word!

[@samarthraizada]

Your comment should get more likes.

[@ilajoie3]

If the wall gets built I'm going to play it on a giant tv right next to the wall with loudspeakers

[@emmanuelbalraj8521]

@@samarthraizada as should yours

[@OrEo2255]

That video has me dieing 😂

[@joshlobsenz7252]

Finding that Trump speech from 2004 was absolutely brilliant

[@johnnyalucard6641]

Josh Lobsenz What makes it more so is when he made that speech, he was a DEMOCRAT!

[@ApsaraMenaka]

Take it from a German: Walls don't solve problems.

[@yuricherkasov]

By the way, in EU they have a natural "wall" called Mediterranean Sea, looks like it's a pretty weak protection against illegal immigration. The only way to solve illegal immigration problem is not to accept illegal immigrants. Like Australia does with their off-shore immigrant camps

[@babyyoda4294]

@@yuricherkasov off shore immigration camp?? you mean dumping them in other pacific nations like Fiji and Papua New Guinea.

[@BugsPhoto]

@@isakbd3450 by "sane" you mean ... who? HUNGARY or POLAND these days? Funny

[@halkthe3th]

@@yuricherkasov hahahaha you are pretty stupid, if you think that will solve anything in the longterm... even bigger countries need some kind of stability in smaller countries to maintain a economic status quo. Do you really think they can overcome these problems by themselves?! We exploit these countries to hard as if they could do that. Damm how can somebody this ignorant and naive? Cant you see the bigger picture? And a second point is that this is unworthy and inhumane.

[@niklaswassermann9971]

@@isakbd3450 Nothing here is ruined, you fuckmuppet :'D. Amuses me to no end when people assume we were basically in a state of civil war. Newsflash, it's the same shit as it always has been. The eastern immigration wave after WWII didnt end us contrary to what the demagogues said, the eastern immigration wave after the fall of the iron curtain didnt end us, contrary to what the demagogues said, the turkish immigration wave didnt end us, contrary to what the demagogues said, the refugee "crisis" brought in a full one immigrant on 40 germans, and holy mother of god, that did not end us either, who knew! Shit aint chainged one iota. The entirety of the problematic is, every time theres a crime of a refugee or a "terrorist" killing, it immediately makes international headlines. When a Niels Högel kills 300+ people, it barely makes a headline in the country here. And even IF 5 people die to immigrants and terrorists combined every year (about the numbers you have to calculate with, source statista.com death statistics between 2000 and 2017) in the entire country, that is NOT a noticeable difference in the overall murder statistic, nor something worth complaining over for anybody but the victims' families, nor a reason to fear the other 1999995 immigrants, unless you also want to be 60 times as afraid of nurses as you are of refugees thanks to Niels Högel alone. If you are mis-or not informed at all, its sometimes best to just keep your irrelevant thoughts to yourself, or better yet: INFORM yourself so you dont look like a complete fool on the internet. No "million mosques" are built, no other countries pissed off, just mouthbreathers being misled by demagogues as they always have and always will. Dont blame the GLOBAL loss of democracy on a few people fleeing poverty or civil war, you maniac. And last, but not least: Is integrating people from a different culture a challenge? YES! ALWAYS! Does that mean we can let people die because we cant be bothered to make the effort? FUCK NO, you sick FUCK! The only reason you entitled piece of shit have anything to be entitled about is because you were lucky enough to be born here, if you had been born in a third world country, you'd be drowning your sorry ass right with those poor fuckers to get to the privileged countries you can now watch them die from. How the actual fuck does that give you any right to ownership over the privileges you have not earned in any other capacity? You, motherfucker, I would gladly exchange for someone I have to integrate to fit into our society. Because in absolute bloody contrast to you, HE would make an effort for it. YOU are the disgusting garbage that I know I cannot educate, because YOU would rather complain about something you read or heard somewhere than spend a 2 minute google search fact checking the sorry ass source you get your "news" from. YOU are the reason alot of countries are losing their democracy, YOU mouthbreathing, lazy ass FUCK, NOOONE else.

[@ChibsterofNurgy]

"I am espeakin' to you" Sounds Mexican to me. Colusión

[@ricoaztec1]

Or latino in general.... but hey, we're all the same right?🤔

[@briantyson6138]

@Myla Starseed way to just be stupid

[@voLumez]

@Myla Starseed not all illegals are Mexican you derp

[@anitasolohina2793]

*Only 18* 👇👇👇 248903.loveisreal.ru

[@eferg16]

We have money for walls but not healthcare?

[@MrGchild14]

Stop it. You’re making to much sense...LoL.

[@miapdx503]

Priorities...🤔😖

[@FatalFist]

Siddesh Gannu how do you disagree with the price of the wall though? I’m confused, not hating or anything but the price is there due to time versus work plus materials. The fact alone that Trump thought it would be inexpensive should alarm those that voted him in under that promise to build the wall.

[@Imaherox08]

@Doc Vega why so angry? you didn't have to get obamacare, the option to get healthcare through your work was still an option, and I can tell you if you worked anywhere that was decent, the healthcare was good. So maybe its not the democrats fault that your so angry, have you looked to see why you get so triggered is there something you could have done differently to not have been so affected?

[@Imaherox08]

@@c.c.9539 right like the trillions were in debt....

[@wisdomozubu6144]

For every Trump statement, there is an equal and opposite Trump statement. - Sir Isaac Newton

[@wynstansmom829]

lol, your comment caught my eye and made me laugh. Your username sent me to the dictionary. Huzzah!

[@massimookissed1023]

Newton's turd law, I believe.

[@TheNefastor]

You deserve all the likes 🤣

[@NA-ib8cw]

Ah, yes, Newton's Three Laws of McDonalds Lovers.

[@tori2dles]

Massimo O'Kissed - Oh, you beat me to it! Newton’s Turd💩 Law of Motion

[@mirokenle1074]

stay and watch the end video where trump tells people to never let anything stop you, like a concrete wall, go through/around, don't let it stop you!

[@AxeMan808]

"My fellow Americans, tonight I am mis-speaking to you..." is what he said.

[@kaiiand_5424]

That's what I heard too

[@hyacinthdibley2420]

AxeMan808 I asked the same too.

[@buckstan]

Freudian slip? For one of the extremely few times, he did not lie.

[@alekz112]

​@@buckstan Nah, some people find words starting with the 's' consonant hard to do without a preceding vowel sound, especially when it occurs after a word ending in a voiced consonant. I am not sure why this is, because the consonant by itself is just a hiss which is something anybody at all can do. This is very common where I live; a lot of Bengalis add a preceding 'i' to words starting with s. For instance, 'school' is spoken as 'iscool' in the Bengali accent. Whatever the case, I do like that it sounds like he's saying mis-speak. It is, as you say, one of his rare instances of honesty.

[@suggarachel]

i dont get why he is blaming the democrates, when the republicans had the house and the senat they didnt want to give trump the money for the wall either....

[@blackearl7891]

He is using this as a distraction for what's happening with mueller.

[@blackearl7891]

@Dark Goddess well evidence was released that manafort gave polling data to Russian operative. This was part of the court evidence released after the case. Probably one of the reasons the judge wanted to try manafort for treason but the feds had to cool him down for that.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Because it's always the fault of the Dems, liberals, progressives, etc...

[@Qopa]

Democrats also wanted the wall though. Just search the specific quotes from Obama, when he was still a prez for 8 years, and Hilary in the past. Why are you guys such a hypocrites.

[@LakotaCat]

You don't get it because trump doesn't make any sense! He is a "crazy maker", a person who tells you one thing and then does another. and when you confront them on it, they say you're lying. Crazy Maker!!! That is what trump is. (there are tons of abusive men (and women) who do this to their partners on a daily basis. Trump is treating America the way an abusive husband treats his wife.

[@jinwen9923]

Hats off for finding the last video of Trump’s speech of 15 years ago. Well done, Trevor and your research team!

[@jaclpz]

Jin Wen -it wasn’t hard to find, it first gone viral in Twitter

[@pallao3500]

One question since you seem to know this video - was that speech actually a real one or did they just taped it over with another audio recording. I really couldn't tell anymore when he started to talk about concrete walls there. xD"

[@gmanor20]

8:19 Prooves that no matter what Trump says he believes, you can always find a video of him saying the opposite.

[@mikelomez9313]

It should always be referred to as the Trump shutdown

[@Loyal2Luna]

Should be? It ‘IS’ The Trump Shutdown. No question.

[@mikelomez9313]

@@Loyal2Luna I'm just saying the media should always refer to it that way. It kind of irks me when CNN or MSNBC says the federal government shutdown continues and in the title the name Trump is nowhere to be found.

[@richardbambenek2601]

He would love that.

[@d.paulsikand1917]

You are far too stupid to be allowed to have an opinion..... The goal is to get rid of the 20 million illegals already in the country.... and to stop them from illegally voting......and to stop more from illegally entering...… Trump already claims the shut down exposes the criminal nature of the democrats as they already voted in favor of the wall in the past..... it is political for the democrats...….so Trump does claim the shutdown because it has exposed the democrats..... It has strengthened Trumps base even more..... WE LOVE IT...…..Pelosi and Schumer are just puppets putz's of the liberal agenda..... It just is not working out well for the liberals is it....!

[@mikelomez9313]

@@d.paulsikand1917 Lol the polls actually say otherwise. Besides the wall is going to cost like a hundred times more than what he's asking so it's actually Trump that is being completely political here. Oh well at least you're part of only 29% of the country that has their head permanently stuck in their asses

[@desibabi2057]

You heard him folks! Go around the wall! Don’t let it stop you 😂😂😂

[@rommelamansec7013]

Desiree Robinson he solved the issue of a Border Wall before he even created one--DONE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@keyboyrecords]

Hi wifey

[@sambou6286]

Trevor your analysis is beyond excellent!! the world is brighter with you each day despite the gloom generated by politics and demagogy!

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

That final clip was just... perfect.

[@epoillaKory]

"Some of you can read, I like that"

[@hajinkim7118]

So Trump walked out of the meeting with Pelosi for reopening the government. Huh. Wish he would walk out of the white house.

[@robyndaniell434]

Kim Jin "Wish he would...just keep walking!"

[@SandyAllnock1]

Your writers nailed it tonight. Great work.

[@WillysToys]

I wonder how he would be without writers

[@TGC40401]

That file footage was epic too

[@adambud11]

Willy's Toys check out his stand ups, they’re pretty good

[@thelastz6601]

@@WillysToys watch the between the scenes stuff hes smart and eloquent.

[@rickkimotho]

@@adambud11 he's got a new one on Netflix too. "Son of Patricia" if I'm not wrong.

[@MrFantocan]

The last part is priceless, every time trump says anything tv stations should instantly show recording of him saying the exact opposite! Don't let his lie go blameless.

[@brianh6773]

@Doc Vega, if you watched the video you would have known that kind of doesn't happen much in comparison to when it does. You are far more likely to be killed by anything else including being killed by citizens. You are just fearmongering and spreading ignorance because you are to stupid to do anything else.

[@JustTheTruth-Please]

@Doc Vega Or the mass shooting photos caused by angry young white men with big guns and little minds. We should show those. That could be a daily watch. Shall we wall the angry young white men off from the USA also?

[@acej08]

Lol i agree just shows how much people pic and choose what they wanna remember like old tweets on other celebrities and they get black balled and fired but no.. Not trump he get to say everything wrong and no jail time or huge backlash enough to step down as prez this whole nation funny to me..

[@marielaveau6362]

He's a Gemini. They're known for having a dual personality. Trump Two-Face!

[@Miss1Ginger]

I like that

[@stephengaudin4022]

Did he just say, "My fellow Americans, I'm mis-speaking to you"? I swear that's what it sounded like. Wooo finally truth from the orange-a-thang.

[@billturk183]

How Stupid can you be?

[@dogcrick]

The end of this video was gold lol!!

[@JOnTHeMOnSoon]

IKR! Whoever thought of it definitely deserves a raise, ASAP lol.

[@Khrysalis01]

They should start playing this clip instead of the “I’m proud to own this shutdown” one. That’ll really confuse his base.

[@rgwak]

There's basically a quote, tweet, or clip from his past that will always contradict whatever BS he's saying now.

[@spiritual_music7396]

is their a link to that video

[@Zeppelinschaffner22]

@@rgwak This was next level though. Usually, its something like "I believe X" and 1 day to 20 years later he will say "I never said I believed in X" - this is topical in a way that is external to his believe. - but more importantly - are we not going to talk about the dress he's wearing there? What is that? Is that a religious gown or from a graduation or something? Looks like he got mauled by a bear on both sleeves.

[@courteneyclark5626]

Trevor Noah is proof that immigrants can make a country better. I would not be able to get through Trump's presidency without this guy.

[@trevingrayek791]

Amen friend

[@shipwrek4533]

Was Trevor an illegal immigrant ?

[@zephyr409]

Hear! Hear! The commentaries are often spot on. I really enjoy his program.

[@peejmanisaking8669]

Deadass 💯

[@tinycheesegiant1470]

Is he an illegal immigrant?

[@brandontherabboat4850]

If the FDA being shut down doesn’t concern you, I’d be extra-careful about what I’d put in my mouth if I were you.

[@immaware6847]

Heracross X all of the drugs recalled were first approved by FDA

[@GreenDragon11]

Heracross X My husband just bit into a frozen, breaded chicken finger and had to spit it out immediately. He said it was awful, tasted fishy and we took pictures of it! I could not eat anymore after that and this was probably made before the shut down. Just giving heads up to check processed foods/frozen foods before you eat them!!

[@unicornkitteh5332]

Ha! That's what she said!😂

[@immaware6847]

Boopala 1 processed food is made weeks , if not months in advance and the recall is usually announced months after products were likely purchased & consumed

[@tori2dles]

Just when we thought it was safe to eat Romain lettuce again!

[@mariagabrielagonzalezcruz6390]

Trevor, you and your team are geniuses. What a great monologue!!

[@BrooklynStevenson]

*So my Mom is the manager of a national wildlife refuge and has been out of work for 19 days and she's nearly about to apply for unemployment, and Trump called the shutdown a "strike" of government workers*

[@just1desi]

Cheyenne Stevenson who’s feeding the animals

[@fel9118]

State employees can strike?

[@tori2dles]

Cheyenne Stevenson - A strike? Well, it’s his strike, not the employees’ strike. But I suppose it depends on what state you’re in as to what Unemployment they’ll do. I wish there was a way federal workers could file a class action lawsuit against this horrible man.

[@e.l.williams1274]

Cheyenne Stevenson It just shows how inept trump is. How the hell does he convince himself the shutdown is a strike. The idiot doesn't seem to live in reality. I'm sorry this horrible stunt is affecting you and your family.

[@BrooklynStevenson]

@@just1desi that's not what she does Actually, the refuges don't do that specifically

[@puddingcess8452]

US government needs to be reworked from the ground up. It should not be this easy to shutdown the government.

[@Sombres]

Pudding! Long time no see!

[@krisenger4410]

Good government depends on having decent people in positions of power. Not too hard to see what the problem is.

[@westingtyler1]

@@krisenger4410 corporate money in our elections that make politicians unresponsive to their constituents in favor of legislating for their rich donors. that's the problem. #wolf-pac.com

[@dustinparker3573]

Puddingcess just like it should be easy to get into America.

[@Capjedi]

Actually, according to the Declaration of Independence, it's illegal for a president to shut down the government.

[@alexlarrieux5650]

Shoutout to the intern that dug up that 2004 gem of trump encouraging ppl to break down concrete walls! 😂

[@johan.ohgren]

Once again proving; For every Trump statement, there's an equal and opposite Trump quote.

[@justalurker5412]

Alex Larrieux It must have excruciating watching all those videos 🥺

[@Gggbvcx]

Johan Öhgren stupid libtards, it was metaphorical....

[@Gggbvcx]

Jennifer Thomson if u are a libtard it must be so...

[@ZZtop-gg3lu]

@@Gggbvcx It must be excruciating for anyone with a brain, so you wouldn't know.

[@hyacinthdibley2420]

2:17 Did he say "tonight, I'm 'A-SPEAKING' to you..." or "tonight, i'm MIS-SPEAKING' to you..."? I need to know.

[@watcherenjoyer123]

Yes he said “I’m uh-Speaking” because he almost forgot his words in 2 seconds.

[@psmatty]

This shut down is the equivalent of a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, giving the silent treatment, or holding their breath until they get what they want...

[@MrHaighahatta]

It would be a VERY good thing if Trump held his breath until he gets his wall, his monument to himself and the collective xenophobia of his base!

[@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h]

I wish trump would hold his breath😄😄

[@RElax-hh3uh]

​@Doc Vega they are not incharge they did NOT tell the base someone else will front the bill . tRUMP supporters have the weakest mind,(dumb fuck)

[@kingcole6767]

I don't even believe trump believes what he's saying at this point. LOL He's just trying to see what he can get away with.

[@Leo-tm7yi]

Yeah he basically turning his back on his own speech 😂😂

[@mightierthenthesword]

At this point it sounds less like a bunch of hungry and sickly women, men, and children just trying to get across the wall and more like the entire collective of ISIS besieging our southern border. Funnily enough, that might very well be the case if our airport security situation doesn't improve due to the partial shutdown.

[@nhagan001]

You could tell he had to read off a Telepromter by the speed and vocabulary in the speech.

[@elizabethwalsh6125]

My stepfather was debating the wall with me and he said "What's wrong with having a security wall at our border? We use walls for security all the time. Should we just tear down the walls in prisons?" And I said "Are you seriously comparing America to a prison?" And he didn't know what to say to that.

[@dragorakiba]

Probably because your statement was just too dumb. You clearly missed the point. In that analogy the illegal immigrants would be in the prison, america would be outside, and the wall would indeed keep the criminals in the prison. Also noticed how you deflected from the question.

[@westingtyler1]

@@dragorakiba the question is a fox news smear. "you don't want to waste 5 billion dollars (50 billion total) on a wall that would have no measurable effect on the already below net zero, LESS violent than American citizens, illegals, who work in our country and pay billion in taxes each year but cannot qualify for any government assistance? then I guess you hate security. but let's not talk about the 40,000 homeless veterans we have in America, or the 2 million homeless children in America, or medical bankruptcies, or college debt that cripples a generation, or the opioid epidemic, or the unregulated banks, the socioeconomic impact of all of which actually kills americans. PRIORITIES!"

[@eddstactitudcaribe8046]

I would say yes, security is top priority.

[@alfre1277]

You had no argument what the hell should he respond?

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Trump isn't locked up here with us, _We're_ locked up in here with _Him!_

[@princesskelly5581]

Omg you guys did a damn good job on this episode!!

[@Vinnafetish]

He storms off like a teenager that got their phone taken away

[@jbusa6630]

Like a spoiled brat who just struck out at t-ball, or a fat kid that dropped his last cupcake

[@louisechacon9836]

I wonder what Trump does if someone would take away his twitter account. Someone do it ! I want to see what happens.

[@TheRabidWolverine]

@@louisechacon9836 You ain't the only one dude. You ain't the only one.😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

[@Vinnafetish]

@@louisechacon9836 he'll probably start hissing, crapping, and pissing himself like a opossum

[@jbusa6630]

@@louisechacon9836 he'd throw himself on the floor like a weeper who got picked last at kickball

[@chyguyschallengedchannel7148]

"My fellow Americans tonight I'm misspeaking to you" did I really just hear that?

[@TheGerm24]

Sounded like uhh..speaking to you, but yeah he definitely added a syllable.

[@justinugaitafa655]

He actually said, "...I'm es-speaking to you". He was using spanglish.

[@tealsoda]

That’s what I thought it sounded like too haha

[@ButchE30M3S14]

Meanwhile Russia is running out of popcorn.

[@donutchan8114]

Maybe trump shouldntve put a tariff on corn lol (jk idk if he did)

[@veronicaokomi8364]

😂😂😂😂that's very true.

[@genXcripple]

ButchE30M3S14 i knew there was a reason why they were always going crazy on those insurance dashcams

[@SashaZvyagin]

Years and YEARS of cocaine use!!

[@justinhernandez3002]

Lol don’t you blame this on cane

[@SashaZvyagin]

@Palaven No way. He'd be smarter with adderall. )))))))

[@SashaZvyagin]

@J. A. Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa!! Wrong page, comrade! Keep moving!

[@kilovwdude6457]

@J. A. your tripping if u think Donald j Trump has never done cocaine

[@HSfox]

@J. A. OMG they went to see Hamilton!! How cool is that!! On the other hand, I think your spaceship is missing you, go check with your mom maybe she's seen it, I'm sure fox news will let you all know when it's time to lift off to space, or how your mom calls it, your bedroom. Don't forget to wear your tin hat 👍

[@davidt5200]

They started a GoFundMe for the wall. We should start a GoFundMe for the government workers that are out of work. Trump has never gone without a day in his life, his daddy was always there to bail him out. most Americans don't have that luxury.

[@trevingrayek791]

Don't worry. The amount they currently have is nowhere near enough to pay for the wall. Experts say it would cost 30 BILLION dollars to create and maintain it. Remember when he promised people wouldn't have to pay for It? They are literally paying out of their own pockets to get the stupid thing made.

[@antoniogeester5251]

But he says he can relate. Yeah right

[@sherrybridges4407]

@@trevingrayek791 that just tells me his supporters do want a wall if they have to pay it there self thats why he was elected people are over the lies that we are told everyday on our news networks people have had enough of career politics that have destroyed america he was the change that people voted in not the one that the democrats wanted hell even the Republicans didn't want him.ask yourself why they are so scared yes he is a rich ass hole so he can't be bought but also 90 percent of Americans can never be the president we couldn't afford it we need a reg blue collar worker who knows what the real world is like but that will never happen so we got Trump at least he does understand how to make deals deals that so call other presidents done that screwed us the working class like nafta a big time screw up took a lot of jobs(mine was one of them )he is helping more then any of them

[@pelican1238]

Guess what you don't know??? He never has taken his pay as President he donates it to the Veterans or other needy causes. Stop watching cnn and maybe you will actually learn what a good President he is. Wake up!!

[@sherrybridges4407]

@@pelican1238 i agree none of his family has I bet Nancy and chuck or any of the democrats would do it.just shows that he isn't doing it to make money like the dems look at obummer look at the Clintons they are millionaires you dont see them trying to help the workers why because they don't care about them they are being used to blame Trump maybe they should put there money where there mouth is

[@Poppacap79]

I am at the point that I am so embarrassed that he is the president that I can’t listen to him. Not that I trust a word he says anyway.

[@rarm5899]

Poppa Cap I passed that point a long time ago. Most of the time I’ll skip over the clips of him speaking

[@jhtaguchi]

Poppa Cap - I can’t watch

[@DD-we9wm]

I can’t watch either, way too cringe inducing.

[@jakemertz2660]

LOLLLL that clip at the end needs to go viral xD

[@stadoblech]

it went :) check reddit

[@eve4641]

WOW! Absolutely excellent, Trevor Noah!

[@none3475]

He once again blames the Democrats for his misfortunes. It's getting very tiring.

[@richardworthington3092]

Get out

[@richardworthington3092]

Bitch

[@DaBean4Eva]

gigi fernandez you're pretty forget all this mean stuff

[@Paperfriend12]

@@richardworthington3092 snowflake

[@Breds_5]

gigi fernandez yeah I find it both funny and sad, Democrats recognize that border security is needed but like the majority of Americans they also recognize that security in the form of a Wall is idiotic

[@lindaliestman4397]

Actually he is mostly scaring the sh*t out of people because of who he is and what he does. I know I am - every single day! I hope we can survive him.

[@touchofgrey5762]

We will💙🇺🇸

[@couragekarnga8735]

My best friend and I actually plan to move to England. They're actually sane over there.

[@AmbyJeans]

Courage Karnga Yeah they're currently not as bad as us, but they certainly have their issues in the U.K. right now. With Brexit and a lot of other stuff, the grass is not much greener. To be fair though, it's so bad here right now we don't even have grass...

[@touchofgrey5762]

@@couragekarnga8735 I believe a lot of us would if we had the economic means. I love this country because (supposedly) we stand up for and fight for the downtrodden. We are a watchdog for peace because of what happened in the 40s. We are all growing together in this human experiment. And yes I think we will not only survive this but be stronger.

[@ryancroy]

We will. Don't hyperventilate.

[@jamesburgess2k]

The Democrats response actually got higher ratings than Trump's address. I can name one person who's super pissed by that...

[@sapphireriddles6692]

That really brightens my day

[@jacksonbangs6603]

That one person is President Donald J Trump.

[@jhtaguchi]

James Burgess - I refused to watch Trump.

[@Recheralex]

I watched the Democrat response for memes. It was worth it

[@victorperez2939]

thats interesting, where did you hear that? The Sauce would be nice :)

[@josephbarleta3373]

Did he seriously think the 435 members of the House of Representatives and the 100 members of the Senate would say 'Yes' at that meeting? Does he think he is King?

[@trevingrayek791]

Yes

[@KingJinzo2125]

Joel Grey yes he does

[@arthurwesterhof4323]

Yes he does

[@hidanjashin5613]

Yes

[@FaithHope21]

Nailed it.

[@eled5728]

Lier SOB Impeach. 2 years his majority in Congress didn't give him Wall?? Why Democrats are blamed

[@MrGchild14]

lesan nyno because tax cuts for his rich donors/friends was more important.

[@calystus9259]

You need 60 votes in Congress you fucking moron. 51 Republicans to 49 Dems is hardly a majority. You are a fucking idiot

[@michaedove3562]

Who is the idiot. The person that thinks a majority is not a majority or the person that thinks that Republicans NOT EVEN PROPOSING wall funding in any bill whatsoever that went to a vote equals Democrats blocking it. Oh wait...that's the same person Calystus.

[@eled5728]

@trollnerd That's not true. You don't understand how the Congress work! Simple majority vote (50+1) in Senate was enough. The house had generous Republicans majority.

[@eled5728]

@trollnerd you go back to your highschool. Supermajority, 60, to override viteo!!! That's the problem of dumbtrump Base. No knowledge no understanding of anything. That's why the idiot in the white house

[@snexky]

You’re amazing Trevor!

[@Freespeech78]

I cant stand his breathing sounds during his "speech" 😂 glad ya'll pointed it out 🤣

[@JaredWilmer]

Nancy and Chuck look like Grant Wood's "American Gothic" painting... (The one of the two sad farmers, in case you didn't get the reference)

[@MICHGO1]

RIGHT? THEY HAVE TO WORK ON A BETTER IMAGE. IT'S ALL IN THE PRESENTATION.

[@Redandranger]

Sad farmers? Not sure where you came up with that. Stoic perhaps.

[@ghostmobiil]

Ah, a fellow art history lover

[@ironicacunit]

TRUE THOUGH!!!

[@robertc8777]

... he was pregnant and mexico was the father.....😂😂

[@lilmamasomeanlovedymond5416]

Love it!😂😂

[@lea4lov]

I think russia was the father ..

[@zak3020]

Robert C No Mexico is taking the DNA of the baby and Maury reveled that Russia was the father

[@hollowman6274]

@@lea4lov nahhh Russia is Mother

[@robertc8777]

@@zak3020 😂😂😂, yeahhh, you are right, Mexico needs to ask for DNA, Russia must be the father.

[@natashaxnichole]

Dayummmm the clip at the end 😂💀

[@Ezpada6]

ToshPointFro Eats So you ain’t respond to everyone else in the previous comments......you made,,,

[@bosshoggg8259]

Nice weave....

[@nachotorres9693]

Dayummmmm you're a beauty 😍😍😍

[@PenguinApple]

That.... is amazing. Needs to be played over and over. John Oliver should buy more fox ad time and just run that clip

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Must have been commencement speech at Trump University and we know that was a fraud.

[@tgaontcon6515]

Yas Trevor, Yas! You never disappoint

[@Flowergirlfairy]

Thank you Trevor 🙏🏽

[@rega5950]

Gop had two yrs to build that Wall but 1 week of one branch held by democrats and it's their fault?! Hahahahaha

[@pristineparr7509]

That's the game

[@raquelhernandez1209]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/maDVgatne6mijbs it is their fault! They wanted it tell trump wanted...

[@dantecrailman8861]

Trump making a speech about humanitarian crisis... Are you kidding me?

[@1ProudBrownwoman]

Crazy huh, every last bit of the Don is crazy.

[@suhrim6666]

It is infuriating that so many people are stupid and evil enough to lap it up.

[@garyisgaming1224]

He is a humanitarian crisis

[@JuanRodriguez-fg4ji]

@EMN I also love how we're not gona pay for shit for this wall and u idiots keep believing we are 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AmbyJeans]

Mohon Meh Refer to OldeOne's comment above

[@amandamoore7512]

Trump before the shut down: “Fine, I’ll gladly take credit” Trump after shut down: “THE DEMOCRATS”

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, he can blame the Dems all he like. The sane people know it's all his damn fault.

[@Miss1Ginger]

Exactly

[@flexcraft1203]

Spot on 👏👏👏👏

[@SetoKaibaYu-Gi-OhChannel]

Can someone go ask the Chinese how that great wall worked out for them ?Can someone go ask the Romans how that wall thing worked for them (aka Hadrian's Wall) , can someone go ask those Russians how that wall worked in Berlin. "Border walls" don't work lol 😂 you just need to look at history to see that. Also if I remember right didn't he say that Mexico was going to pay for the wall..... ? Guess that didn't work out.

[@GreenDragon11]

ModernDayDuelist He was told by Netanyahu that walls work cause they are working so well and with the Palestinian people. If course Bebe didn’t tell him that the remaining sides are covered by a big (really big water) as ocean and the other a country that won’t let them pass through but sure it works all right! It works so well for the leaders of Israel that they have to use snipers to kill unarmed protesters from afar (sarcasm)! GTFO with those lies and bullshit he is pushing!

[@rishabhpaul15]

Stephen colbert already did I think

[@reaper10unleashed]

If walls didn't work, then civilizations ranging from Iberia all the way to East Asia wouldn't have spent loads of money building walls around their cities from ancient times up until the invention of cannons. You just have to look at Hungary for a modern example of border barriers working, as their illegal border crossing plummeted 99%. You can even look to our own border where new fencing has been placed to see that border crossings drop. The simple fact is that walls work regardless if they are defending cities or entire nations.

[@tori2dles]

Boopala 1 - Ocean, mountains and the $3.8 billion we send every year for their military defense funding ...

[@davidmccaslin4823]

reaper10unleashed you have a source for that 99%?

[@willpham6104]

But I thought Mexico will pay for the wall??? Last I checked I am an American, why do we have to pay for it?!?!

[@Vidz.3901]

Same thing a Mexico why should they pay if their broke China should pay

[@zacharyheine4177]

In the next public address all American citizens will hereby be referred to as "Mexico"

[@decasuffrage9021]

It's like telling your mother 'pay for my house. I want to live as far away from you as possible, but I want you to cover my expenses' Your mother ain't going to do shit.

[@emmaxtc4692]

Exactly, plus if Trump wants this wall SOOOOO badly, why doesn't he pay for it? I thought Trump was like a mega super billionaire who had all the money in the world? Why not build the wall then get the government to refund you? Or donate a Trump wall and get a huge tax deduction?

[@willpham6104]

Let’s make his best friend Putin from Russia pay for it!! They already screwed us over helping this clown become president.

[@shashee0000]

The “Great Negotiator” my ass!!

[@ciaphascyne8866]

He reads a teleprompter like a 6th grade juice box fiend giving a power-point presentation.

[@customerservice563]

@@ciaphascyne8866 He flubbed the first sentence. He says "Tonight I yamma speaking to you...." ??? It's like his brain was prodding him to do it with a fake Italian accent.

[@driftingwolf0]

And yet still became president, got north korea to disarm their nuclear weapons, got into peace talks with Russia ( which will be a great benafit in the future) and got companies to come back to our country after outsourcing for fucking ever. But please tell me more about your lack of knowledge.

[@molly-gh4we]

driftingwolf0 North Korea didn’t disarm anything

[@driftingwolf0]

@@molly-gh4we i meant to say disarming not disarmed. My apologies. Still need to build our trust up with them before the nukes go away

[@independentdreamer92]

Keep being awesome Trevor, you're one of many peoples voices we need to keep hearing from the the African Diaspora! DON'T Stop :) love you my Brotha

[@midevilgirl]

I read a story of a lady who fled Mexico because there were people trying to kill her son and herself. She just didn't want to die. That was heart breaking.

[@recon5107]

Heart break for the thousands suffering from NO TREATMENT from OBAMA CARE we have 1.4 million people in our support group all with cancer or disease, GOT NO TREATMENT!@!! AND many died from treatable disease and cancer/.//I was one who lost organs where is the heart break for those??? Yet you LIBS keep saying how great it is, even though NONE OF YOU USED IT for cancer or disease...it was a lie and a scam period...as a long time DEMOCRAT myself, I had enough, nearly lost my life, because of those lies.......YET I hear STUPID LIBS, saying how great it is, which i like to punch in the nose , as people are suffering, from it...FUCK them from Mexico....AMERICANS HERE, need help FIRST!! WE earned it period!

[@elliotludwig7487]

Recon Wrong video and wrong comment to be screaming on

[@samuelbarrenolares3383]

@@recon5107 what you are saying is some lifes matter more than others u racist peace of trash,selfish, if u where bleeding out in the street any Mexican would aid u,bc we are all people and we all matter.

[@StarBucks718]

@@recon5107 I love how people talk about all of these horrible things currently happening in America today as if there was a point where America had absolutely ZERO problems going on; and NOW is the worst possible time. Also, I'm guessing you are not a Native American; cause I'm pretty sure your ancestors migrated here for a better life, right? If only Americans though of themselves first and banned their asses from entering, this country would be a utopia. That's how that works right?

[@elliotludwig7487]

Recon and exactly what organs did you lose? What did you have?

[@ChrisBleu]

8:25 Whenever Trump says something, you can always find something of him saying the opposite...

[@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547]

As Issac Newton said : For every --Action-- Trump there is an equal and opposite --Reaction-- Trump

[@UberDude]

If there’s a concrete wall around you, get to the other side. Don’t give up. Oh well

[@daviddavies4887]

The App Channel every wall in history was built intern kept the citizens in cage, from the Great Wall of China to the Iron Curtain and now the Donald Trump'sski wall, and every wall was built to keep the "enemy out"

[@AndiDuck]

“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[@patriciagreen1585]

We need higher wages not higher walls

[@danielsimchuk7562]

Patricia Green they’re not completely unrelated and its not higher walks its * a wall, they’re isnt even fencing on some parts of the border.

[@Kajiyaification]

@@danielsimchuk7562 Jesus Christ if you're checking someone's grammar at least use their right... it's not they're because that's short for they are. How can a US citizen have worse spelling than someone nonnative? Even my Grammarly doesn't know what to do with your grammar lol.

[@cctomcat321]

Hell, we just need to be higher period until we vote his ass out.

[@cctomcat321]

@@danielsimchuk7562 there*

[@orical2832]

The former will follow the latter... Flooding society with illegal cheap labour suppresses wages - especially of the lower income sector of society! It's not rocket science...

[@TheNzFox]

"I am proud to shut down the government for border security, I will take responsibility and not blame you" *doesn't get what he wants* "ITS ALL THE DEMOCRATS FAULT!!!!" even his most die-hard supporters can't have an attention span this short

[@mymistrust]

"Some of you can read"... Yeah, only some. The President can't.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Good. At least he can't read the nuclear codes.

[@erickvidal4219]

Look at it this way he is good looking and smart enough to become President and your to ugly, stupid, and a sjw that can read but has accomplished nothing in thier whole life does that make you feel better

[@mymistrust]

@@erickvidal4219 Thanks for sharing your life story, Erick! It was enlightening!

[@erickvidal4219]

You wish I was triggered from that lame ass come back, but hay it was your first time thinking so you get a participation trophy from me . I bet you got a lot of those

[@erickvidal4219]

Also let me guess your one of those people that say " if you don't believe what I say and do what I want your a racist and sexist" aren't you.

[@nadinehall9631]

Thank u Trev! this made my day! Love from Jamaica!

[@reflux3r820]

i’m just waiting for mueller

[@cloudfa1177]

Why wait? They can just impeach now and Mueller can be an extra

[@Vinnafetish]

Or assassination🤷🏾‍♀️ whichever comes first at this point

[@swissboy362]

@@Vinnafetish um lets not murder a sitting president

[@Vinnafetish]

@@swissboy362 (sigh) okay but it was just a suggestion

[@moedalgarny]

Aint FBI is shuted down? 😂And trump did that to stop him?

[@TheKnives777]

So ...he's just going to hold out until he gets his way? no that doesn't sound like the behavior of a child, nooo, not at all...

[@Miss1Ginger]

Greatest negotiator ever lol!

[@chinimon8259]

@@Miss1Ginger 😂🤣

[@TheKnives777]

@@Miss1Ginger im sure thats how he got the million dollar loans from his daddy, he simply wouldn't leave the house until his father paid him.

[@AM-su8op]

Maybe trump does have a little hispanic in him. Listen to his speech. He says "my fellow Americans tonight I am ESpeeking to you". LMMFAO!!!

[@GreenDragon11]

A M I can’t believe nobody had fun with that goof!

[@tiernyt2051]

I honestly thought I was the only one that heard that, 😂😂. He was really trying to concentrate and not go off script like he usually does!! Thank you!!

[@JaimieJo]

So glad someone else noticed that! Hilarious!

[@tuckerbowen4626]

Chuck and Nancy look like the "American Gothic" couple

[@ameliajijo]

I literally laughed out loud on the last video HAHAHAHA

[@1mespud]

I know! So hypocritical..

[@meforever94]

They need to start showing that clip on the news regularly

[@phildouse7593]

well you are not the only one

[@antonystringfellow5152]

The Adderall effect.

[@BabyLoloify]

😂😂😂 Exactly.....the irony!

[@plumsweetplum]

EXACTLY! EXACTLY WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND! What’s the point of shutting down the government when this issue is supposed to be discussed amongst the Politicians? Why put the livelihood of your innocent citizens at stake?

[@contactpq]

They should play that end clip on every news network

[@postoak2755]

Trev, thanks for sharing your wisdom!!!!

[@lj0339]

Mexico will pay for the second Podium. 😂

[@josephbarnes3099]

Innocent workers are hurting for his small hands big ego

[@rosannaherrera9561]

Did anyone else hear the Mexican accent.. my fellow Americans I am “e”speaking to you.... lmao... I think we need to see trumps birth certificate!

[@maricella888]

I know! I was scrolling through the comments to see how many noticed that. Yours was the only one I saw after scrolling for a few minutes. It was s running joke on Stephanie Millers show today with Carlos on FSTV.

[@JaimieJo]

That was hilarious!

[@prototype4750]

😂😂😂😂

[@OB17358]

Rosanna Herrera , he can’t pronounce his h’s most of the time.

[@krystofdayne]

@@OB17358 Ikr?? I also noticed the "e-speaking" but his h's bother me the most. It humanitarian, not umanitarian!

[@omobuukola]

That end is smashing !........You always help us laugh through these drama era. Thanks Trevor !

[@beccak8166]

It's funny and everything but also my mom doesn't get paid till the government reopens and she still has to work.... fingers crossed she'll get back pay at least! And we're lucky-the maintenance staff in her building are sol they just can't work till trump stops his tantrum... We the people have bills to pay!

[@danielsimchuk7562]

Rebecca Kinyon you realize its not trump directly closing the government? BOTH sides have to come up with a solution.

[@MVXAIR]

Daniel Simchuk you do realize that the President of the United States is the only one that’s capable of shutting down the government right under Article 2, section 3 in the Articles of Confederation.

[@beccak8166]

Daniel Simchuk and they have tried.... Trump has shut them down multiple times, including shooting down a compromise his own Vice President proposed 🙄

[@laurad4822]

@@danielsimchuk7562 You work on the solution w/o shutting down the government. Two weeks ago he was signing the extension until Ann Coulter bullied him. Pence said no shutdown and 5 minuted later he got his feelings hurt and shut the government down. Remember in 2013 when he said if the government shuts down it's the presidents fault. He needs to start doing his job and stop playing games. This is not a reality tv show This is the third shutdown in less than 2yrs. Looks like someone doesn't know how to govern. It's all about ratings for him.

[@filmliebhaber5283]

My heart-felt sympathies. I hope for you that the shutdown ends soon. America is so fucked up. Even a government shutdown affects the working class poor first and formost. You would think in a sane system stuff like paying your employees should continue on regardless of a shutdown.

[@vm88940]

This has been the greatest monologue ever. You nailed it and so did your writers.

[@Mark-AnthonyJ]

To all the immigrants, this is a test from Trump! You have to prove you have the toughness to be here in America. As he stated, "If there is a concrete wall, go through it, over it or under it, don't give up." He is testing your will. Go forward you young immigrants you! Succeed!

[@mikeg6285]

im still just laughing at "rated TV-WH for weird hair" lmao

[@jutau]

What's crazier are the defense comments people still make for trump. Literally will defend him no matter what.

[@FatalFist]

jutau of course. They voted for him, they were dumb enough to get duped to start with haha

[@karlzimmer683]

jutau The trump base are mostly unemployed or part time so they have time to watch Fox News or listen to Limbaugh all day. They have memorized a few talking points that they rotate regardless of relevance. When they need more Mountain Dew they drive thier dilapidated pick ups to Walmart or the nearest Dollar Store.

[@ReBStreetWise]

No offense to no one... but come on Americans! How could this happen😅🤣. And is STILL happening😢

[@FatalFist]

Malcolm DuBose he’ll just spend his campaign blaming like he is now. Something he told Obama to knock off when government was teetering on shut downs as well. Oh the irony.

[@Alan-wj5zc]

We haven't had a president yet. What we've had is a cowardly man who likes to troll and bend over and do the dirty deeds of corporate lobbyists. He's been campaigning for 2020 since he won the 2016 election.

[@Manilovesmovies]

No Stress Ent. Because the American electoral system is missed up. Americans technically by popular vote votes for Hilary . But Alas

[@dalac_93]

You didn't have to say "no offense" because you're right

[@mea302]

Apathetic citizens and a broken system. And it sucks.

[@undifini]

For every thing Trump says, there's a clip of him saying the exact opposite..

[@cameleyez]

Theres always a video, always a tweet.

[@jamesallsup5475]

Greatest troll ever born

[@cameleyez]

@Moha Amip an unintentional comedian. He wasn't trying to be funny in that clip but it's funny because he's an idiot. So thats how that works.

[@jamesburgess2k]

Like.... it can't keep being a coincidence, right? He just can't be THAT much of a lying hypocrite, but time and time and time again, he proves me wrong.

[@carmensandiego223]

Facts

[@Unusualgroophy]

Pelosi and Schumer looked awkward sharing that podium 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t even deal This is so funny

[@MrJohnnyb74]

I've been living in San Diego for 20 years and had no idea I was in such danger.

[@merklingassoc]

I know, right....

[@sherrybridges4407]

I bet it's in a good neighborhood not in a bad area

[@JN-up4fi]

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[@JN-up4fi]

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[@MrJohnnyb74]

@@JN-up4fi This Russian bot needs to be taken to the IT department comrade.

[@kwarmrakseadum9083]

Love the ending part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TDavis_333]

OMG, YES!

[@ThangNguyen-zw4dd]

So true

[@nogoglobal]

It's all nonsense..he is not funny.fake news reporters are not funny. A clown telling us to embrace socialism is not funny...

[@simplythebest4341]

Nice hair... it goes nice with your eyes are you famous?

[@vng]

Every clip of Trump should contain a small disclaimer note at the bottom of the screen: "May contain unverifiable or distorted information. All views expressed belong to Individual 1 and are not representative of our network's views."

[@c.h.r.i.m]

Mhahahaha the ending is my favourite part lol

[@nerdbrick1012]

Trevor Noah Is fucking awesome bruv!!!

[@immaware6847]

Nerd Brick101 do you watch Youngers bruv? 😅

[@nerdbrick1012]

@@immaware6847 younger?

[@immaware6847]

Nerd Brick101 yes , UK tv show called Youngers

[@nerdbrick1012]

@@immaware6847 sorry nope

[@wynstansmom829]

Nerd Brick. That's the best TrevorFan username ever. I love how Trevor Noah's face lights up anytime that he talks about a Brick and how they were his toys growing up. As he has said, "You want to grow up knowing you live in a world where people are good or bad"...I know from his childhood stories that his GrandMother is good (and wise) and she taught him to know the difference in what good bricks can be used for and when someone else is dumb as a brick.

[@lj0339]

And omg that clip they found at the end 😂👌👏💯☠️☠️😝

[@moegaming5584]

I feel mad for America

[@marcilk7534]

Mohamad Warrad Thank you Mohamad for your empathy.

[@ciaphascyne8866]

Dont. We have a caveman congress because we are cavemen. feel bad for the world.

[@moedalgarny]

I hope they feel or understand how other poeple in other nations under dectatorships that is being supported by ther govrenment feel or the people that being boomb by there government or the help of there government..i hope they can stop it or do something about it and respect other nations right of freedom 🤔🧐

[@brycerivers1657]

Hopefully in 2 or 6 years you will forgive us and we'll be cool with each other again 😂😂

[@ryanx9372]

Thank you

[@rr7firefly]

When he's reading off the teleprompter he sounds like a senile robot. Eyes fixed firmly on that electronic device. I suppose in his mind he thinks he's sounding like an eloquent orator.

[@xxMpEGxx]

And the moment the camera started moving towards him......I couldn't take it serious anymore

[@ComeHonorChess]

Cool

[@ivetterosario4015]

Yeah, but he's the "Other type of Orator"!!! LOL!!!

[@Asoka-great]

This comment deserves more likes...

[@longlivedemocracy756]

Yes, I’m sure he thought he was being the MOST presidential, especially since he claims it is so easy to be. Yet he fails miserably on a daily basis. Mainly, I think, because the presidency is a joke to him. He doesn’t realize HE IS THE JOKE. Of course we still have to deal with his destructive behavior. 😩