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Elon Musk buys Twitter for $44 Billion, Dr. Fauci declare the U.S. out of “pandemic phase”, and Trump incites violence over “dangerous” fruit. Here’s what happened this week. #DailyShow
00:02 Elon Musk Buys Twitter & U.S. Won't Sanction Putin's Girlfriend
05:50 The GOP's January 6th Amnesia
16:02 Trump Won't Return To Twitter
22:12 Russia Retaliates By Cutting Gas & Fauci Declares U.S. Out Of Pandemic Phase
33:07 Biden's $7 Billion Military Mistake & Trump's Deposition On "Dangerous Fruit"
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@fatherofchickens7951
@fatherofchickens7951 2 жыл бұрын
The smug smile she gives before every “I don’t remember” makes her so….😤
@OmANnIe
@OmANnIe 2 жыл бұрын
One of the BEST segments i have EVER SEEN! I rewatched the Trump transcript so many times, I almost couldn't breathe. Trevor you are the best! Thank you!
@RingoMonsanto
@RingoMonsanto 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't remember..." "I don't recall..." "I'm not sure..." The articulation and eloquence is astounding.
@lsingstock1646
@lsingstock1646 2 жыл бұрын
No one's sleepier than the GQP in front of a judge. With all the I don't recalls or I plead the 5th from the GQP, that memory loss should disqualify them from public positions, including dog catcher and trash collector.
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
👊🏽
@anthill7334
@anthill7334 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kofiiddah
@kofiiddah 2 жыл бұрын
6PM
@victoriawilliams2786
@victoriawilliams2786 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree.
@sherim6523
@sherim6523 2 жыл бұрын
heheh dog catcher even huh?lol
@jujumama
@jujumama 2 жыл бұрын
So she got caught committing perjury and nothing will happen? (When she said "no, i didnt". Then got confronted with evidence and said "ok, now hold on.." CLEAR PERJURY.
@stormyv.8890
@stormyv.8890 2 жыл бұрын
She white of course she gonna get away with it... Double standards..
@Harken4949
@Harken4949 2 жыл бұрын
When I was 14 I got off the bus and said “you’re welcome!” instead of “thank you”. 21 years later, I’m still embarrassed. Vote for me!
@joysanders-azinge5313
@joysanders-azinge5313 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@JB-Ohiolove
@JB-Ohiolove 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor's little skit about the TSA is freaking hilarious 😂
@anonymousperson7889
@anonymousperson7889 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing Trevor has ever done is hilarious. He is a talking puppet for the Democratic party. He plays dumb so he can relate to people like you.
@SlyCave
@SlyCave 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYLFepmApNVrsJY Meanwhile in the streets of America... He's an elitist
@ireneghose6321
@ireneghose6321 Жыл бұрын
N hh
@ireneghose6321
@ireneghose6321 Жыл бұрын
Tii9
@mckibbin1952
@mckibbin1952 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is the best at telling truth as no one speaks it with no concerns about recuperation. Love this man.
@devinmccloud
@devinmccloud 2 жыл бұрын
I would pay to watch an hour of Trevor's Trump and Obama impressions. Spot on.
@eugenealvarez4741
@eugenealvarez4741 2 жыл бұрын
I like this guy. He is smart, intelligent, not angry, no personal agendas, truthful and is real.
@solcohuo4006
@solcohuo4006 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot he also union busts, takes credit for things he didn’t do, and inherited emerald mine money from his parents who exploited South Africans during apartheid. Oh he also poses as a physicist when he does only has a bachelors degree and has done no research in the field. He also has had multiple lawsuits from black Tesla workers where he had to pay them for the racism and discrimination they faced from Tesla management.
@thekgb9269
@thekgb9269 2 жыл бұрын
@Exculpatory Shōgun I think you're on the wrong comment.
@nelzjurne2998
@nelzjurne2998 2 жыл бұрын
Outstanding! I can always count on you for truth and clarity coupled with a bit of humor. Thank you.
@royalty5114
@royalty5114 2 жыл бұрын
When will these people go to jail?
@stephj9378
@stephj9378 2 жыл бұрын
You mean the coup- making, money laundering , child trafficking Dem operatives? 'When there are enough people who DONT fit into that category to demand their prosecution.
@royalty5114
@royalty5114 2 жыл бұрын
@@stephj9378 I guess you have that evidence.
@stephj9378
@stephj9378 2 жыл бұрын
@@royalty5114 Thanks to technology, every major political crime has more than enough evidence. What we DONT have is officials, judges and law enforcement doing their jobs . Many who took an oath cant function due to fear, compromise and corruption.
@royalty5114
@royalty5114 2 жыл бұрын
@@stephj9378 still looking forward to the evidence.
@LadyMoonsparrow
@LadyMoonsparrow 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is so amazing, he can be funny, charming and also gives us a wake up call at the same time. I loved it when he talked about that the real threat here to America is the toxicity in the water, the pollution etc. and then where exactly he would send the Flint Michigan pipes (from their water)- brilliant! I was surprised more applause did not happen when he said that. I thought he was spot on!
@p.c.8412
@p.c.8412 2 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk "I need $1.5 Billion or Space X will go broke" Feds: "Approved." Lloyd Blankfein: "I need $824 Billion for Goldman Sachs." Feds: Approved. Charles Koch: "I need $1.4 Billion tax break." Feds: "Approved" Average Joe: "My wife got cancer from the polluted water & environment around here. Can we get Medicare?" Feds: "We're bankrupt."
@XR650L_GUY
@XR650L_GUY 2 жыл бұрын
Lol!!! That's not funny, it's true.
@crashalexander7232
@crashalexander7232 2 жыл бұрын
PS YOUR WIFE GOT COVID IN THE HOSPITAL AND NOW SHE WILL DIE .............MEDICARE .....WHOOOO THAT WAS CLOSE
@youtubacctbname5077
@youtubacctbname5077 2 жыл бұрын
Really? So you are under the impression the federal government has control over medicare spending?
@youtubacctbname5077
@youtubacctbname5077 2 жыл бұрын
@@XR650L_GUY SAD AF, what did you think about when your educators explained this to you in school. Medicare funding tied to Tax Loans? Grants? Buybacks? Cmon. Why is it in 2022 everyone forgot what they learned in Government & Economics courses in High School...
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
😭💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 PLEASE PLEASE TWEET THIS USING ALLLLL HASHTAGS POSSIBLE #
@JohnDoe-cw4lf
@JohnDoe-cw4lf 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor's TRUMP'S VOICE IS THE BEST !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TimothyHuffGuitar
@TimothyHuffGuitar 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor has absolutely the best Trump voice impersonation. Tommy Campbell has the best Don Jr impersonation.
@Chancho_Villa
@Chancho_Villa 2 жыл бұрын
He's all over Tom Selleck's slow cousin too.
@daveroche6522
@daveroche6522 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed; Tommys version of SnowBlow Trump is spot-on. Mind you - don't forget Seth - "MELLLLLLLL...." - always epic (as is his Carlson.....).
@oldmanfromoc7684
@oldmanfromoc7684 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is the smartest funny man on the planet! He also lets us know what is really going on!
@syeducchash2301
@syeducchash2301 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, i agree with you.
@shadowraptor9163
@shadowraptor9163 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin and rich Pryor existed oh and Joan rivers
@Brendan-Black
@Brendan-Black 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowraptor9163 okay...and they're gone now (R.I.P.). Noah, however, is still alive and kicking. So what's your point? 🤔
@jonpecker9145
@jonpecker9145 2 жыл бұрын
John Oliver ftw
@themonsterwithin4000
@themonsterwithin4000 2 жыл бұрын
@@Brendan-Black The shade 🥴
@sophiac7988
@sophiac7988 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, anyone with such an awful memory should not be allowed in a government position. You can’t serve the public if you don’t have a memory of what you are doing in government
@argoneonoble
@argoneonoble 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing. Someone with such poor memory can't be working in government as you will always have to answer for things you've done in the past.
@anthonyyoung6433
@anthonyyoung6433 2 жыл бұрын
Permission to treat the witness as hostile. They say it in all the lawyer shows.
@marciawade8813
@marciawade8813 5 ай бұрын
Even their own witness; such as KATO in the true life O J Simpson trial.
@Flo2Litt
@Flo2Litt 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Noah… thank you for sharing your segment about the military equipment. I appreciate how you shared how US doesn’t have money for anything. The Defense Contractors do have the money. The more internal stuff or threats we have here poverty, health care etc. is where we should be spending our billions of dollars. I also want to thank you for being you.
@corbinjohnson3637
@corbinjohnson3637 2 жыл бұрын
Prepare to have even less. Fascist states are now going to put women who have miscarriages in prison. They will also have to fund the police, even more, to hunt down women who want to get abortions out of state.
@meravgoldman588
@meravgoldman588 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best episodes ever!!! Hilarious!!!! And smart
@antonettyem
@antonettyem 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 68 years old and I love comedy and I have followed a lot of greats....but you are the smartest, funniest person I have ever had the overwhelming pleasure to see and hear!! I love your smart humor more that any other comedian! You are definitely very very funny and great to watch!! Keep up the Great fun job that you have!! Semper Fidelis!! Sgt USMC.
@shanescott3230
@shanescott3230 Жыл бұрын
Hey Trev it would have been so easy to deny your roots but being who you are you always are an open book as to your roots and try to show the country in a positive light when possible. I'm from SA as well and while we're sorry to loose you it's been great watching you crush it on the world stage and really showcase what I consider to be a South African way of takeling different topics. Couldn't have imagined anyone doing a better job of being an embasidor for the kind of open minded free thinking that epitomises SA.
@lauraz3580
@lauraz3580 2 жыл бұрын
Completely off topic and a bit superficial, but I am so glad to see Trevor finally wearing colored dress shirts and better ties! Before the pandemic, he mostly wore white dress shirts and very boring ties. Glad to see him stepping up his fashion game on occasion! He looks great!
@cheshiry
@cheshiry 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I miss his hoodies 😅
@TnT24u
@TnT24u 2 жыл бұрын
I'm READY for him to get his COVID MOP CHOPPED I miss His Sleek Neat and Prof Look
@zm5132
@zm5132 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Trevor milks that Will Smith slap 😄
@exceri0n
@exceri0n 2 жыл бұрын
She remembers. Hold her accountable for her lies.
@brendameyer4976
@brendameyer4976 2 жыл бұрын
Even Lauren Boebert(?) Doesn't get along with her.
@tonyrobinson3159
@tonyrobinson3159 2 жыл бұрын
LIKE THE LYING DEMOCRATS
@rcpilot179
@rcpilot179 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyrobinson3159 what about the other guy! Nothing to see here! Move along!
@ShireeHutcherson
@ShireeHutcherson 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor you are the best I support you at all cost ❤️❤️
@dmrenterprizes4101
@dmrenterprizes4101 2 жыл бұрын
Billionaires have ALWAYS been shaping our world to their favour, Trevor.
@youtubacctbname5077
@youtubacctbname5077 2 жыл бұрын
....Like you have fresh info... Hot Off The Presses DMP Enterprises, has broken the story that Billionaires might just might be shaping the world in their favor.
@PlushieBastet
@PlushieBastet 2 жыл бұрын
Except that one time the US government made monopolies illegal.
@solcohuo4006
@solcohuo4006 2 жыл бұрын
Actually prior to 1900 billionaires didn’t exist. So they haven’t always been shaping the world, that’s historically and factually wrong.
@billsoderholm3125
@billsoderholm3125 2 жыл бұрын
Thank Regan for doing that.
@johnnytownsend4204
@johnnytownsend4204 2 жыл бұрын
You were great at the correspondent's dinner!
@valgetv
@valgetv 2 жыл бұрын
Dude! You knocked it out of the park on the correspondence dinner! So many of us feel like you - both parties have huge issues and many of us have had to vote for the least worst choice for years. Loved that you called that out. Maybe it will help change things. hope so. Be well angel.
@andyarken7906
@andyarken7906 2 жыл бұрын
Catch 22. If you say "I do not recall" for something you should clearly remember either doing or not doing, this is a lie just as much as if you said "no" instead of "yes". So either she is lying, and should be removed from her post, or she actually has amnesia, and is too sick to work in such a position, and should be removed from her post.
@abdul8685
@abdul8685 2 жыл бұрын
i totally concur
@airam-sj2172
@airam-sj2172 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor has a very smart and wit sense if humor. Just live it!
@dmghunt
@dmghunt 2 жыл бұрын
When Reagan testified that he “Did not recall” turned out he had Alzheimer’s. So, let’s get all these congress members tested!
@alexdasliebe5391
@alexdasliebe5391 2 жыл бұрын
Person, woman , man, camera, tv.
@tonyrobinson3159
@tonyrobinson3159 2 жыл бұрын
Why won't you include Biden when it's very obvious he is gone and you people don't care about the USA
@sonyap8253
@sonyap8253 2 жыл бұрын
Yea, they are old as dirt 👀
@jacquelinewalker6357
@jacquelinewalker6357 2 жыл бұрын
In the early '70s, New York Rep. Elizabeth Holtzman received a confidential tip that American immigration authorities knew of dozens of former Nazis - some implicated in serious war crimes - who were living in the U.S. Holtzman looked into it and discovered that it was true, and that the formerly named Immigration and Naturalization Service wasn't doing much about it.
@gretchen8100
@gretchen8100 2 жыл бұрын
It's a lawyer answer. They can't invoke the 5th amendment, so instead of lying under oath, their only legal recourse is to stay they don't remember. Utterly ridiculous.
@patricecunninghamakaintern2833
@patricecunninghamakaintern2833 2 жыл бұрын
That airline skit.😂🤣😂🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️ Trevor you know are a trip. That was too funny 🤣🤣
@sandyadams9446
@sandyadams9446 2 жыл бұрын
Ya
@lisakiefer8766
@lisakiefer8766 2 жыл бұрын
You were on fire again this week! 👍
@freddiemiranda5366
@freddiemiranda5366 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 👍 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@chris-pj7rk
@chris-pj7rk 2 жыл бұрын
I believe Twitter will in turn affect TSLA stocks with this new development. Excited for Tesla's future Should I buy before split or after split? Too hard to decide. I‘ll do both.
@bobbygunz9254
@bobbygunz9254 2 жыл бұрын
As with any big financial decision, it’s important to keep your guard up for economic risks. However, smart planning, time management and seeking advice from a financial adviser can help keep you and your money safe.
@viviangall1786
@viviangall1786 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you. I ventured into stock with less than $100,000, and now I'm about 17,000 short of half a million dollars. Credits to Nicole Deanne Mckay. She's verifiable.
@chris-pj7rk
@chris-pj7rk 2 жыл бұрын
@@viviangall1786 verifiable where please, time to get my portfolio on the right track
@viviangall1786
@viviangall1786 2 жыл бұрын
@@chris-pj7rk on her web-page on the net
@JordanAF808
@JordanAF808 2 жыл бұрын
Ya I don't take financial advice from random youtube comments, especially Musk stans.
@kathyjones3781
@kathyjones3781 2 жыл бұрын
Dang, I am 60 yrs young and had never been an SNL viewer ever, now I am hooked. And this Trevor Noah is amazing. I used to scan the Utube channels and said, this guy talks too much! Now, I can't get enough of him. I work overnight and he really makes my night ZOOM by! Plus, I learn about what's going on!
@anthill7334
@anthill7334 2 жыл бұрын
Respect, thx for your excellent service
@justadad6677
@justadad6677 2 жыл бұрын
With a hearing like that on MTG, there should be rules among members of Congress, that if you can't even "recall: what is literally your job, then you are fired and get no pay for the rest of your life. This job is like winning the American Lottery. Get elected, and you set for life.
@donnavorce8856
@donnavorce8856 2 жыл бұрын
Addiction to money power and prestige makes people do literally crazy things. And they are truly addicted. Illustrating the old phrase "The love of money is the root of all evil."
@victorphillips7580
@victorphillips7580 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Playing Donald Trump in court. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Whatapp1370
@Whatapp1370 2 жыл бұрын
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@Deelist2
@Deelist2 2 жыл бұрын
Made a joke to be a president and became a president as a joke...
@tonyrobinson3159
@tonyrobinson3159 2 жыл бұрын
IT's better than cheating to be president like withholding evidence
@izabellahartz3384
@izabellahartz3384 2 жыл бұрын
I know that serious topics were also touched upon, but I laughed heartily!
@4doorsmorewhores651
@4doorsmorewhores651 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s a private company. They can do what they want!” 😂🤣
@marquitaharris8882
@marquitaharris8882 2 жыл бұрын
I love Trevor he cracks me up but even with all the laughter don't forget this whole thing about January 6th it just shows us the laws in America are a joke. They say nobody is above the law unless you are in government or rich. If a ordinary person did all this lying or tried to over throw the government we would be under the jail
@ginodifonzo5330
@ginodifonzo5330 2 жыл бұрын
Thank the supreme court of clowns for "sovereign immunity"!
@stephj9378
@stephj9378 2 жыл бұрын
Jan 6th was a protest over taken by Dem paid operatives. Dont believe me? Just stay tuned. They cant keep the truth covered up forever.
@thethe8955
@thethe8955 2 жыл бұрын
„We“?
@foxplayz3117
@foxplayz3117 2 жыл бұрын
Yes... many of the normal non-rich, non-government affiliated Americans that did Jan. 6th are indeed... in jail
@ohsnapsonbro4260
@ohsnapsonbro4260 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is a puppet and daily show has gone down in quality hard.
@audreydelphia8232
@audreydelphia8232 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a veteran sir. Truly, it takes weeks of training to keep equipment in working order. And parts and technical manuals. And experience. And duty and the desire to support the mission. Military equipment is one thing; scrap metal is another.
@4_flor628
@4_flor628 2 жыл бұрын
Love this dude… Trevor you keep me laughing while catching up on the crazy news, cause things you point out I question 😆 it’s like your in my head 😂
@jamesfarabee7392
@jamesfarabee7392 2 жыл бұрын
You talk about certain peoples and about all people and you haven't done nothing for this country but get a job telling a joke or trying to make a laugh at America in some cases
@goldmustang5818
@goldmustang5818 2 жыл бұрын
Ll
@hopetonwalker7496
@hopetonwalker7496 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor speak ing the TRUTH
@leonestello
@leonestello 2 жыл бұрын
19:26 Trolth Cential 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You had 1 Job!😂 Thank you Trevor Noah
@lavaughnking2375
@lavaughnking2375 2 жыл бұрын
Quite a brilliant young man. Perhaps he should run for office or become an advisor.
@nothingnobody1454
@nothingnobody1454 2 жыл бұрын
He has a writing staff, g.
@memyself7134
@memyself7134 2 жыл бұрын
He is still quite brilliant! Have you ever just hear him have a conversation
@kathleenmckenzie6261
@kathleenmckenzie6261 2 жыл бұрын
@@nothingnobody1454 He didn't always have a writing staff. Listen to his interview with Sen. Cory Booker or his views on Apartheid or talking of his family. He is very articulate. I don't think he could put up with all the BS of a government position; he's more effective pointing out all our ridiculous behaviors.
@special2day
@special2day 2 жыл бұрын
Also, he's ineligible to run. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, you need to be a natural born citizen to run for President. Trevor is also not a U.S. citizen. He can however run as high as governor if he becomes a citizen, I believe.
@aaronalegria1239
@aaronalegria1239 2 жыл бұрын
@@special2day tell that to Obama
@bigman02058
@bigman02058 2 жыл бұрын
Have a productive weekend every one
@jewelerseyeview
@jewelerseyeview 2 жыл бұрын
And a restful one, too! ;)
@jaythomas3224
@jaythomas3224 2 жыл бұрын
Airline stewardess and waitresses have something in common. Under appreciated
@nicolehowe1742
@nicolehowe1742 2 жыл бұрын
it's funny that this came out about Trump cause I've always wanted to go to a TRUMP rally to theow tomatoes at him.😂
@lsingstock1646
@lsingstock1646 2 жыл бұрын
I'll buy you a couple pineapples if you go and use them, well.
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
@@lsingstock1646 🍍
@tonyrobinson3159
@tonyrobinson3159 2 жыл бұрын
you should be doing it to sellout Biden oh but you won't do that because he is your man
@spiderdavis3296
@spiderdavis3296 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure you freeze them first.Oh how I would like to toss a few at him.Tangerine Dream,I like that.
@eaglesoar808
@eaglesoar808 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is my favorite funny newscaster.😅😚I can actually stomach most of what's going on in the world. I don't like what's going on but at least I'm not going into denial that things are pretty evil nowadays.
@ddembeshana8635
@ddembeshana8635 2 жыл бұрын
"Crying Kevin betrayed me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crystanubis
@crystanubis 2 жыл бұрын
9:00 Trump even sang Biden's praises when he was complimented on speeding up vaccine production.
@thewitchsfamiliar
@thewitchsfamiliar 2 жыл бұрын
The deposition reading killed me oh my gods XD
@dekoeneridder2452
@dekoeneridder2452 2 жыл бұрын
The "i don't remember/ i do not recall" - virus is big amongst Dutch policitians as well! New pandemic?
@Aras14
@Aras14 2 жыл бұрын
Olaf Scholz must have cought that one before may 2021 too.
@youtubacctbname5077
@youtubacctbname5077 2 жыл бұрын
Remember the contra hearings? Reagan could only recall L R L R U D U D B A Start.
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
👊🏽As both an Israeli & Dutch citizen I'd agree 😭 it's unbelievable how they get away with it.🇮🇱🇱🇺🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇦
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 2 жыл бұрын
Scene with Bob Costa: Priceless.
@frankwestphal8532
@frankwestphal8532 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad he's live again with an audience.
@TnT24u
@TnT24u 2 жыл бұрын
Now he needs a HAIRCUT
@Sta_cotto
@Sta_cotto 2 жыл бұрын
The trump GOP would make a killer dodgeball team; they're already experienced in dodging taxes, the draft, and any and all accountability!
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
👊🏽 Best comment EVER! You should tweet this 💙
@stephj9378
@stephj9378 2 жыл бұрын
Actually demonic Dems would be better. .Day after day, month after month, they lie to you, fool you, take your money and dont give a sh** about your family's safety. And yet, you focus on Republicans.'Dont get me wrong, anyone who commits a crime should be prosecuted but Republican malfeasance is about 1/20th of the whole scenario. Dodging taxes?? lol The Dems are a money laundering enterprise. You need to keep up.
@katiestans2824
@katiestans2824 2 жыл бұрын
Was Biden in the military.
@corbinjohnson3637
@corbinjohnson3637 2 жыл бұрын
@@katiestans2824 No, but at least Biden doesn't support human rights violations.
@johnmontoya3837
@johnmontoya3837 2 жыл бұрын
Where is your the evidence of that! You watch too much left wing media
@jangonauta
@jangonauta 2 жыл бұрын
Its crazy how spot on Noah was with the Scientific talk, sometimes we as medical educated people takes so much for granted some terms. that we forget how normies can not relate the same way to them. Its Called a phase for a reason: it has an intensity and time length attach to it... the pandemic phase its not the same as a pandemic that has to do with the reach of disease over a area of different countries.
@alyssastickels1324
@alyssastickels1324 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the explanation
@anthonyyoung6433
@anthonyyoung6433 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know as a government official you might need some memory recall?
@The1andOnlyShrek...
@The1andOnlyShrek... 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing how no one ever gets held accountable..."I don't remember" and " I don't recall" is not a defense... We would definitely get held to a higher standard. We laugh but at the end of the day... They keep moving forward.
@edithregerbis2006
@edithregerbis2006 2 жыл бұрын
I don't ... is the first and simple way of gaslighting.
@ricoy.9258
@ricoy.9258 2 жыл бұрын
All the evidence against her, and she still walks.
@maryking7486
@maryking7486 2 жыл бұрын
Mmmkkmkkmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmkkmkkkkkkmkkkkkkkmkkkkkkkkkkkmkkkkkkk
@AmyPieterse
@AmyPieterse 2 жыл бұрын
I think it should be considered perjury.
@lexguttman
@lexguttman 2 жыл бұрын
Real life. The greatest stage of all.
@patrockbulk3824
@patrockbulk3824 2 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk will probably use Twitter to become a trillionaire.
@davyjetson
@davyjetson 2 жыл бұрын
Naaawwww Tesla and SpaceX got that covered lol
@patrockbulk3824
@patrockbulk3824 2 жыл бұрын
@@davyjetson , 😄
@MrBennieagray
@MrBennieagray 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Jeff Bezos and Elon were the first ones to have over a trillion dollars already
@hyyde2161
@hyyde2161 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrBennieagray if he did then he wouldn’t have had to sell part of Tesla in order to buy Twitter. Tesla stock was going down because of him selling.
@MrBennieagray
@MrBennieagray 2 жыл бұрын
@@hyyde2161 didn't you see that he took up loans against his net worth with no interest? Huge loophole to avoid paying taxes
@soufianechalouh5069
@soufianechalouh5069 2 жыл бұрын
No one talking about Johny depp
@Camey71073
@Camey71073 2 жыл бұрын
I'm done with Twitter. I really quit engaging during trumps presidency but now, I'm out.
@sabush50
@sabush50 2 жыл бұрын
How is it one person can spend $44 billion on one thing??? How is it one person has that much money??? It’s a sad day in history.
@PinkbubblegumPop
@PinkbubblegumPop 2 жыл бұрын
Minions like us. That's why 😐💙
@sandycovey7440
@sandycovey7440 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor, you are the only late night host who consistently makes me laugh. You’re integrity and gentle yet brutal humor are incomparable.
@mammawlee
@mammawlee Жыл бұрын
I L ❤️ VE TREVOR NOAH
@vernadevney3089
@vernadevney3089 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor, I came upon your videos on KZbin and I am very impressed. Probably because your dry sense of humor matches and sometimes surpasses my own. I understand where your statements stem from and you still make me laugh so hard my ribs hurt. Thank you for the hours of entertainment.
@49ers_red_and_gold2
@49ers_red_and_gold2 2 жыл бұрын
😅 I don't REMEMBER 😅
@MikeHawk-zh3yl
@MikeHawk-zh3yl 2 жыл бұрын
dude you are killin it.....
@vladimirsergeyev6758
@vladimirsergeyev6758 2 жыл бұрын
finally someone is saying it, defence contractors can and should take a break for America
@Tavtav416
@Tavtav416 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor, each time I listen to you I’m reminded of Obama: smart, cool and collected..and funny.
@frankoldham6176
@frankoldham6176 Жыл бұрын
THIS SHOW IS GREAT!!! THANK YOU!
@bkinstler
@bkinstler 2 жыл бұрын
Um, one person basically controls Facebook.
@melyndaduh3501
@melyndaduh3501 2 жыл бұрын
So nice to be back with Noah. 😄
@ellalarson9020
@ellalarson9020 2 жыл бұрын
In regards to the last clip, there *is* a Monty Python sketch which teaches people how to defend themselves from assailants sporting various fruits. Maybe that's the new training for the secret service.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor and his writers can manage jokes about all of these things, but realize what claims by MTG and others about their "I don't recall" lines means. We _know_ these people are lying. Likely nothing will happen to them, too.
@ashwinnmyburgh9364
@ashwinnmyburgh9364 2 жыл бұрын
Why exactly do Americans care about the president being on twitter? It feels very strange to see it on the news etc, since in my country we basically never hear about the president unless they did something bad.
@youtubacctbname5077
@youtubacctbname5077 2 жыл бұрын
No One Cares about twitter. Well maybe if you are under 16. Put Real Name into a google account, or twitter account? Hahahaha Never, Ever, Ever. ...Ever Ever. Care about twitter. HA!
@SubtleSecrets
@SubtleSecrets 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not Twitter we cared about, it’s what he said on there and the effects that had. It was legitimately dangerous.
@katiestans2824
@katiestans2824 2 жыл бұрын
People here are weird. They get their news from social media. Let the internet go out and everyone falls apart.
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 2 жыл бұрын
🔥Yo Trevor! 🔥 You killed it at the dinner 🍽. I just wanted say that giving everyone heads up on roast jokes was an epic and thoughtful decision to make. It gave the entire audience the respect and time to brace themselves for the vocal bombs. You set a stellar example for this. Thank you!
@juliedahl1892
@juliedahl1892 2 жыл бұрын
That’s one way to get his friends Upset!!!! That got Sanctioned🤣😅
@Andrei3111
@Andrei3111 2 жыл бұрын
At THIS GUY i laugh naturally, and his jokes are so intelligent and i can laugh for hours without hurting me back, i just cant afford to spend TO MUCH TIME, but hes LOVELY
@clashroyalemania8400
@clashroyalemania8400 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor, you are brilliant! Informative and entertaining at the same time. I always look forward to your weekly headlines updates.
@marleencarr3132
@marleencarr3132 2 жыл бұрын
So do I always enjoy watching Trevor Noah
@yondisatobo4134
@yondisatobo4134 2 жыл бұрын
Proud of you Trevor ❤️
@dennishickey7194
@dennishickey7194 2 жыл бұрын
The important point in the Twitter buyout. Some are cheering on Musk without considering what the consequences of any one man or group having so much say over our lives. I don't care if he was a saint, I put our destiny in no one's hands.
@ImJustSayingBTW
@ImJustSayingBTW 2 жыл бұрын
Twitter, which is ONE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, is our life and destiny??? Wow. Face-to-face communication still exists.
@shithead8417
@shithead8417 2 жыл бұрын
Yea, cause up till now soros and the bilderberg group are running all social media and mainstream media. Elon wants everyone to be able to speak, and that is bad for the demonrats and a lot of repubes
@mitch4132
@mitch4132 2 жыл бұрын
If you think twitter has that much power over your life you should consider taking a step back from social media
@PlushieBastet
@PlushieBastet 2 жыл бұрын
Well considering that we can confirm the ppl who were part of the Jan 6th insurrection were pro-Trump supporters and NOT Antifa through their Twitter, just like we could confirm or deny certain other facts through videos uploaded to Twitter, I too think it's dangerous for Elon Musk to be able to have the power to manage that information.
@dennishickey7194
@dennishickey7194 2 жыл бұрын
@@mitch4132 No, I don't. I'm not in Twitter, Facebook etc. My concern is that public forums of all sorts are in private hands who also get special considerations at taxpayer expense. Consider malls, casinos and amusement parks that prohibit political activity. These semi-public spaces get tax breaks and easements for the jobs and economic activity they bring. Why did Disney have sovereignty over its and adjacent property as well as environmental regulations relaxation? We need a free political square to discuss, debate and protest both digitally and in the physical world. Do you agree, Mitch?
@susanfisher336
@susanfisher336 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor is my happy for the day🌞
@juliemclain4430
@juliemclain4430 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely improves my day too!
@alisonj1384
@alisonj1384 2 жыл бұрын
How does Kosta keep a straight face???
@ZigealFaust
@ZigealFaust 2 жыл бұрын
My knowledge of the leftover equipment was that it was left for trained individuals to use to continue to defend themselves FROM the Taliban. I don't see this as a blow to America but a show of how terribly the "rebels" are able to defend themselves without external intervention.
@delsijoy705
@delsijoy705 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! I have 2 friends who are flight attendants and I never knew they didn't get paid until the doors close! They definitely need to get rid of that antiquated rule.
@redpapa859
@redpapa859 2 жыл бұрын
When she said no wait they should have panned out the camera someone went out of their way to get her attention because she didn't realize she was under oath
@rickkhemai1443
@rickkhemai1443 2 жыл бұрын
"being under oath" means nothing in the USA. american laws are a joke, the politicians are are a joke anf quite frankly everything in america is a joke
@Lily_of_the_Alley
@Lily_of_the_Alley 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare risk my already compromised KZbin getting completely censored by vocalizing satire involving the Taliban using it for evils, Trevor. NO 😖
@kerrya2128
@kerrya2128 2 жыл бұрын
The person who discovered Noah Trevor's must be really genius💯 I really love Noah 💖he is not only a comedian also highly qualified in knowledge simply brilliant 👌
@jaywambui4128
@jaywambui4128 2 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart actually recommended him! He faced so much hate, racism and resistance because he was not even in America at the time .
@zodwanyembe9673
@zodwanyembe9673 2 жыл бұрын
True
@joselozada6980
@joselozada6980 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor#1the Best
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 2 жыл бұрын
Love this show lol
@abusamra47
@abusamra47 2 жыл бұрын
Elon bought Twitter bcz of the kid who keeping track of his flights 😂
@makenanjagi9844
@makenanjagi9844 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@serta5727
@serta5727 2 жыл бұрын
Funny how he dumbs himself down when playing trump XD
@mommasitayoung148
@mommasitayoung148 2 жыл бұрын
Trolls are Hilarious. 😎
@childofjesus2099
@childofjesus2099 2 жыл бұрын
😂 the fruit joke was too funny. Trevor’s Trump voice is exactly like Trump. I had to look at his mouth to make sure he was the one talking not Trump 😂
@myrafinch5769
@myrafinch5769 2 жыл бұрын
Tangerine dream 😂🤣😂🤣
@reycesarcarino4653
@reycesarcarino4653 2 жыл бұрын
11:29 That's like Chucky's response in Oz "Not that I recall"
@vilmaimperial4807
@vilmaimperial4807 2 жыл бұрын
Your show is a comic and funny. I enjoys it sometimes without doing anything at midnight stay late due work was just finished at 11 p.m and home at after 11.
@dsgb1981
@dsgb1981 Жыл бұрын
For those interested, when I began in the U.S Army in August of 2000, the starting pay was around $1100/mth. Hopefully in 22 years, things have gotten better with regards to pay.
@mammawlee
@mammawlee Жыл бұрын
That's terrible! Veterans should be given high pay and also plenty of bonuses in USD
@dsgb1981
@dsgb1981 Жыл бұрын
@@mammawlee Warrant Officers, officers and any NCO with the rank of Staff Sergeant(E-6) or above made a "liveable wage". Granted you do get full medical, housing and other benefits.
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