MEETING KONGSI GELAP

[@reneefongg]

Dino => MuhydDin Takut tak tahu jawab => Muhydin is not in parliament sesi petang, MPs assumed he is afraid to answer Ram=> Ramkarpal Min chai => Azmin Ali Bawa chart => Azmin bring placard, and the placard "tak jelas" No credit samseng => There's a guy viral recently no wear mask buying nasi lemak one Boy disturbing uncle => Syed Saddiq kutip derma recently to fund his bail Emergency meeting habis => there's a commotion asking why the darurat thingy ends didnt announce earlier during 21 July 2021

[@siewyongkhow1064]

who is long hilmi?

[@timothywan4961]

Speaker miss out...

[@helmi8962]

@@siewyongkhow1064 long hilmi is that MP pas that twist the words, tak mengaku kerajaan gagal tapi kerajaan yang belum berjaya. F to the mp🤣

[@minkuanlau1]

Helmi siapa???

[@helmi8962]

@@minkuanlau1 dont know haha

[@hasefayman5749]

Tengok parlimen takpaham❎ Tengok parlimen Douglas baru paham✅

[@hanahwah9878]

I also

[@christopherchoong]

I didn't fail.. i haven't succeed yet,. Will use this for my performance appraisal.. hahaha

[@kuroneko3819]

Haha

[@ritamalathy945]

@@kuroneko3819 q

[@simplybeauty2730]

This Douglas guy is seriously a genius 😂😂spot on to the latest most stupid issue in Malaysia ..siapa makan cili, dia yang rasa pedas

[@alanchoongycify]

Douglas. Watching you is better than watching the parliament proceedings

[@thepirate4262]

Parliament proceedings? /s

[@elbowstancenow1519]

What procedings?

[@arcafit]

ya wei sooo funny man!

[@kelvinchan3826]

He needs the parliament to have materials so yes please more parliament

[@kevinxodemonth]

Eh no la, Douglas is good... but not THAT good. Our politicians are The Comedians. Douglas just standing on the shoulders of those giants...

[@muhammadkhairi1174]

Doulag Lim is the only youtube video I like before even watching it. What a phenomenon!

[@mueffe1357]

01:58 Ming Chai memang pun seorang expert gambar dan video tak jelas. LMAOROFL

[@rozienisa8060]

Sepupu saya pun cakap kat saya mesyuarat dewan rakyat di parlimen dah macam mesyuarat kongsi gelap.Lepas 1 hari lepas tu.Betui betui dounglas buat lawak macam tu.Memang best betui🤭🤭🤭

[@NOSTEIK]

“You tak bodoh, you cuma belum guna otak.” Damn, this is so good.

[@mridzuanl]

Lol. Expert “gambar Tak jelas”. Nice one

[@michaelyap6]

Nasib cakap gambar ... kalau video yg tak jelas .. hahaha

[@NashTheGreat]

Douglas memang durian runtuh musim parlimen ni... Material masuk berlimpah2

[@user-cb3lx2kk4w]

pasal cirit cakap, darurat habis tak umum. Inilah contoh pemimpin yg berjaya

[@nurulazlinaaman7651]

Ku ingat dlm minggu depan die upload videos sbg highlights or summary utk sidang parlimen minggu ni. Maklumla "banyak" material. Sekali die bagi hari ni. Sekali die sapu last sekali dgn karaoke 🤣🤣🤣

[@hiemengsu4533]

I don't understand his joke actually. But his jokes make me wanted to follow the current affair

[@PakuPakiss]

After watching DL's clips, then baru I akan carikan berita. hahaha

[@sivx17]

Does Assmin realise each mp got a screen in front of them which he can simply show a soft copy of his 'chart'. Not bringing an actually physical copy and expect them to have superhuman vision to read it from afar. No wonder this #KerajaanGagal teruk.

[@100vinceleem]

This is called wayang. Nak tunjuk kat rakyat dia berkerja

[@sivx17]

​@@100vinceleem Wayang also at least have some basic common sense.

[@namyrmya]

Dia siap upload the chart on Twitter, tag some MPs, but mute reply. PNakut 🤣🤣

[@creditbrunch]

Most hated politician 2021

[@kuroneko3819]

Mesti tunjuk maa.. balik holiday

[@nabilzara7636]

Parlimen 5 hari..so ur meeting pon 5 hari oooo...KITA RAKYAT MAU TENGOK UR MEETING TAU...5 HARI TAU. U JGN MAIN2 ARRRR... NANTI KITA HANTAM U KAW2 OOOOO... 😂😂😂 all the BEST BRO.... KIPIDAP. #LTL.

[@huneymoney9408]

kalau boleh, mohon buat weekly news update.. byk sgt fake news n sometimes xleh caye mainstream media.. douglas lim lebih dipercayai..

[@auliarahmanmohdnasir6028]

Hahahaha.. terbaik la Taiko.. you nailed it. Kau hentam je dieorang ni lagi.. semua kayu + mangkak.

[@bernadron960]

Hahaha. Good one Douglas. 1000 times better than watching Parliment debating macam circus

[@haniaj2023]

Just read about ur new job in fly.fm....happy for you. All the best!!!! But don't abandon us from utube haaaa..

[@wieykhiangtang5226]

Many may missed the last Punch line which I think it's brilliant from DL! He is singing the song "Every Breath you take," by a group called The Police ! This is hinting 8 policemen were caught disco with ketum inside Balai Polis Kajang!!! Hahaha, just brilliant!

[@rollercoaster4281]

I'll be watching you

[@meikhenglow7506]

ohh ... I missed that. Thanks for explaining. :)

[@domchaim1308]

Boring & bunch of clowns in parliament. ..but luckily thru our Genius DL everything has been beautifully presented here...

[@akmalghazalli4627]

Seminggu punya kejadian, Douglas Lim buat dalam masa 5 minit ja. 🤣🤣 Nice job sir.

[@shamminnie2487]

Douglas! So funny!!! Hahahaha... Pergi balai to karaoke! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for making us laugh... It cheers up our life. Keep it up.

[@faresz_K]

Min chai memang expert gambar tak jelas 😂😂😂😂😂

[@atikahrostam5778]

OMG!!!!! he's using the police party incident with The Police's song.. what a genius!! 😂😂😂😂

[@rickthelearner5631]

Hahhaaa... Douglas Lim never fails to deliver...

[@ahmei7249]

Memang pandai la lu Douglas ! Lawak tapi bermakna! Very hard to make it 2 in 1! Bravo 👏🏼 n many thanks ! Make this dark world with sparkling light!

[@arthurleong]

LOL! I really love this guy! He's a real genius and knows how to make fun of all current events in the country. Just too bad that people who don't know what's going on will not understand his jokes but those that do will find his jokes so incredibly witty. Keep it up, Douglas! You really make my day ...

[@suriamalar328]

These are the voyages of Douglas Lim. To boldly go where no comedians have gone before. 😁

[@audreyng3249]

Thanks for the laughs. You deserve an award for being the best malaysian comedian🤣.

[@estherw.5225]

Genius Douglas!! was wondering when u r going to upload a video about yesterday "meeting"~ you are fast!! pasal berak bagitau semua org, tapi emergency end tak bagi tau LMAO

[@jennyfoo3938]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...bukan GAGAL..tapi belum BERJAYA!!..tgkmcm.langsung x ade chance ni nak berjaya.. semua gelap gelap aje...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sue7014]

Tks Douglas was waiting when your video would be out. Watching this at least makes me laugh instead of the actual one that makes my blood pressure go up.

[@RayMak]

Lollllll best

[@Sharenbless]

Humour that speaks volumes. Brilliant! Thank you for helping ease the 'painful reality'. Stay safe and sane!! God Bless Malaysia.

[@amandawinfrey]

DOUGLAS LIM....😂 #TIDAKPERNAHMENGECEWAKAN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏🥇🏆

[@ChrisanneChin]

Douglas, you watched the ENTIRE Parliamentary proceedings on Monday ah? Respect!! This is one TOP TOP TOP FORM Wei! So good! Simply GENIUS!

[@LeeyinyongMuzafar4436]

真的太赞了。😆

[@shi542]

Sesi kongsi gelap ini lebih 'bertamadun' & bertatasusila berbanding meeting sebenar. Yang lagi satu tu: sarkas pun kalah, mungkin next sebelum sesi mula kena minta mereka baca rukun negara ( harap mereka mungkin akan ikut kenyataan terakhir );- kena belajar mengenai sopan... tatasusila....

[@88nuek]

Guys, please lah make this guys video viral. If people can viral all the stupid videos from tiktok.. why cant we viral this brilliant 5 mins video and give him more subscribers.. I am not satisfied till I see 30 mil people are subscribe to him. 😤

[@rollercoaster4281]

The politicians themselves already viral what is going on in the parliament.

[@shaq9810]

Kita bukan gagal, kita belum berjaya. Kita bukan bodoh, kita belum guna otak - Douglas Lim, 2021

[@tinock7478]

His political jokes are for those who follow the daily political news constantly, otherwise you may not be able to read between the lines. We understand that he can't be too obvious with the character, you know lah politicians here are good in sueing once they got embarrassed.

[@mueffe1357]

Today's skit has a lot of oomph. I'm worried if the 5 days worth of materails is enough to satisfy Malaysian appetite for quality comedy. Keep em commming.

[@haniffxr]

Subscribed

[@calvinkong2599]

Hi douglas ayanda dino derhaka bila 2nd verson 2.0 kongsi gelap

[@nabilzara7636]

Kasi buat Ketua Kongsi CIRIT BIRIT TERBARAI DALAM MEETING SATUUUU...😂😂😂😂

[@buckrogers5331]

What's the thing about the small chart? Jason Leong also mention.

[@munyeelee3038]

Not only the video is damn 'chun' 👏👏 the comments are hilarious too.. 👍👍

[@masturazhain4441]

hahahahaha....hantar helmi bukan heli

[@zarina5052]

Spot on Doug. Awesome!!! When are you going to have a virtual show? Me and the gang don't mind paying for a good laugh.

[@user-hhhun]

i want DAP for leader in malaysian government..this is what rakyat want...💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻.....i want DAP for leader in malaysian government..this is what rakyat want...💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻.....i want DAP for leader in malaysian government..this is what rakyat want...💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻.....i want DAP for leader in malaysian government..this is what rakyat want...💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻.....i want DAP mp change Malaysian to China Land....💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@stephenchan7148]

Thanks Douglas, you have add in more fun on our funny ministers. With your back up, our shows in Malaysia wouldn't be better. Good jobs Bro..

[@krishanjally]

If you wanna know what's happening in Malaysia, please watch Doug's videos. You'll be updated.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ThatchNetherfold]

Perfect insight and Em-Ockery of what happened.

[@khalijahhb540]

Hahaha!

[@CarolFungTrainer]

Brilliant script all the time. Best entertainment while we try to stay sane at home. Humor at its best. Well done #douglaslim #lawakbodoh.

[@jessicamorris8372]

Douglas hilarious and genius la ko..you never disappoint your subscribers :)

[@FinaTeh]

it's not just the current topic but your acting is what makes me laugh. even if i don't understand any of it, it'll still be hilarious to me. thanks for cheering us.

[@jackycalm6934]

Doug! You make my day & night with your play of words. Keep 'em coming!

[@GregoreLopez]

By the way --- I think you are Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Trevor Noah & Hassan Minhaj. Looking forward to your commentary on all things Malaysia.

[@melanselm9159]

you are an absolute GENIUS la! Thank you for making this lockdown bearable!

[@shirlietansh136]

Yay! So looking forward for ur new video everyday! Love it! U are the best, Douglas! ☺️👍🏻👏🏻❤️

[@lwj93]

Kids in the future don’t need to read sejarah textbook, just watch these videos hahaha

[@johngalactus4014]

This is the BEST one yet. No one left untouched, and how it was done so seemlessly is Incredible! 😆😂

[@andynumber5346]

"like" dulu. Nanti kena marah lagi dalam video. Hahahhahaaha....

[@frostknight1347]

Got PTSD from the previous video 😂

[@yingsters]

@@frostknight1347 hahaha

[@calvin_dabos]

Thanks a lot for these videos douglas As a Malaysian studying in Taiwan it's a great way for me to catch up to local news

[@rambajalin8404]

You absolute brilliant.. really got the punchline

[@yap12ayou]

Murid : teacher say my result is the best among the class Mother: this exam you got number what? Murid: number...last...but my result is the best among all!

[@ramsurv1]

Very entertaining 👏 well done bro!! Hope to watch more of your real humour!!:))

[@michel_witty]

Must say - CLSR - Comment, Laugh...oops Like, Share and Ring the bell. :D

[@razharim4918]

You are damn funny bro, im your fan since kopitiam series..keep it up bro

[@sukahariraya123]

Watching DL show means watch at least 2 times in order to laugh louder....

[@AlvinYap510]

very true hahaha

[@jesschan9394]

same here😅

[@BoonTeikLow]

Finally, after waiting so long. Finally can release stress sambil tengok DL video troll politik

[@edmundwong4653]

Remind me a circus I just finished watching just now. Have to leave before the end to avoid becoming insane.

[@mcmltr]

Parlimen meeting dah jadi kongsi gelap meeting.. hahahaha..

[@shanhuayc]

I bet it wasn't easy to write this kind of good skit ! Good job dude !!!

[@GregoreLopez]

You are lucky to have so much material. Careful, they may start charging you royalty.

[@coffeelover29]

He deserves more subscribers and viewers.....

[@azlanahmadrashidi6227]

kena perli baik punya parlimen...hahahhaha XD

[@jonathanwooshengyi]

The speed and efficiency you come up with videos…. #douglas4pm

[@alanpoh2879]

Speaker no backbone one mah.... Ouch 😁

[@asmadibalkhisabubakar1488]

Tengok parlimen bersidang macam melawat zoo. Satu start buat bising, yang lain2 pun mula menyahut.

[@ariffahmi8961]

Diorang smua tak guna,bodoh melantun

[@ThatchNetherfold]

@@ariffahmi8961 Bukan saja bodoh, planning dan action pun tak praktikal langsung.

[@ariffahmi8961]

@@ThatchNetherfold so accurate

[@namyrmya]

"Jangan hina haiwan di zoo" - MP Bangi

[@ariffahmi8961]

@@namyrmya daaaammn savage🤘🤘🔥🔥

[@Snoopyy888]

Why chorus speaking? "Speaker" no backbone 🤣🤣🤣

[@ishankar60]

Hope the people concerned have some courage to admit their errors and "Insaf".... B4 it's too late.... May God help the citizens and this beautiful country. Thank you bro DL for the wonderful awakening message. God Bless.

[@tklim0]

hahahaa...tengok banyak kali , baru nampak ini kongsi gelap eric tsang from the movie internal affair

[@izzatihassan1475]

Sadiq pun kena juga 😂😂😂

[@suganthisubramaniam3930]

You tak bodoh, cuma belum guna otak.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 great play of words, douglas! 🌻

[@fuz3jarul3]

This is where I get my official News....

[@SP-Steel]

1 week of Malaysian news summarised in a 5 minute video. Who needs bulletin utama when we have the 5 minute bulletin Douglas. Kipidap!

[@Topan_Conspiracy]

alamak tak follow smua issue parlimen smlm.. ada punchline tak sampai (blur....)

[@isla_1135]

Lepas ni Douglas nak bash siapa pula ya?..Muhyiddin dah resign. Sudah xde modal maa.If Douglas non political or not siding anybody he should bash anyone including PH/DAP right?..bcos they are as funny n ridiculous as well.

[@SWandG]

Douglas looks like the Biggest Chief..very cool shades but next time add some body art. Awesome!🙏🙏🙏

[@aTUKLeJEN]

adehhhh LOL LOL tatau nak cakap apa laa LOL best ni sifuuu .. lawak bodh sindirin terbaik laaa .. yg part SPEAKER BENGKOK huhuhhu , giler LOL .. sakit hati laa wl pun nak tergelakk nenguk smlm insiden tuh .

[@kwng2456]

"What Chart"(Cantonese) Im dead. LOL

[@GreyJedi17]

Nanti saya punya Eric Tsang keluar

[@noraziraabdaziz3611]

Hahaha.. haiya.. douglas .. u jadi gangster pun jadi ... 😂

[@senchiewsaw9809]

The Speaker really don’t have backbone… hahahaha really true.. Nice illustration…

[@sirithevi5936]

He covered all the issues in a single video. Genius !!!

[@mywong2411]

When the country completely breaks down to the ground, all companies go bankrupt, people lose their jobs, KWSP funds run dry... people start scavenging for rubbish on the street because of hunger,all these jokes are not funny anymore.

[@lulalaaaa]

If Douglas Lim Report news on RTM i everyday also watch on time until the end

[@shahrulizzanabdulkarim6809]

masa berlalu (tanpaku menyedari)... it took me few seconds before recalling the rhyme. Good one.

[@VanillaVenturesMalaysia]

Serious lah. You owe them a lot. Most of the jokes were inspired by you know who lah. Menangguk di air keruh. Hahahaha... Anyways, all are brilliant, sorry, almost brilliant. I really enjoy them.

[@jeponumusijeffpony9389]

Dino menyorok d tandas (tercirit). Kilang kunyit Min chai beroperasi ikut pintu blkg. Mau masuk kena lompat mcm katak!