Zero Tolerance Policy

[@optimuscrime1023]

I still wanna poach donkey kong

[@TheKingOfSucc]

i love this guy

[@Asimus11]

and his friend?

[@tophat6716]

Why do you want poach donkey Kong

[@StormTeeVee]

​@@tophat6716they know what they did

[@Blackmagecat]

hope to see you next video

[@MurcuryEntertainment]

The best part is how he says he'll hear both sides of the story, then doesn't.

[@timaeustestified3951]

well he did call him a poo head so

[@M3TAH34D]

​@@timaeustestified3951 the corpse didn't get to tell his side tough

[@BIGBOYGAMING03]

Jason is literally dead and they won't acknowledge it.

[@kikuragegaming]

Bro went afk

[@TheVonCesaw]

shoulda thought of that when he was goin' 'round callin' people pooface

[@redbadger7504]

i think he has a headache.

[@OneN4me]

I still can't believe he called him a poo face. Absolutely unacceptable.

[@HimewayOfficial]

Nah.. Hes just day dreamin

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

I went to a private catholic school for elementary. They went above and beyond zero tolerance, they would *ACTIVELY* blame the victim. In my case, the problem student of the class was stealing so I told on him, the TA’s response? They decided to pressure me into lying to the principal about a fabricated story they created and make me the problem and let the thief Scott free. That kid later went on to stab me in my eye so, they really did a good job with all that BS.

[@ThatNoobKing]

murder

[@Donk-tk]

jesus christ

[@Biggest_Hater2507]

And then, when a school shooting happens, they have the audacity to blame it on stuff like video games instead of actually addressing the issue.

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

@@Biggest_Hater2507 oh don’t forget the classics like: TV, rap music, the “gay agenda”, and Japanese card games/anime/cultural items among other things.

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

@@Biggest_Hater2507 That reminded me of the time in middle school where the weird kid said I’d grow up to be a shooter (specifically the grassy knoll variety).

[@hwga7727]

This is in full seriousness brilliant. The way the comedy creates the tone only for it to be punctured again and again when the severe and real trauma of a child is shown to the viewer is an unmistakable statement of the main point. And it does this with no cost to the comedic delivery? While maintaining the genuine horror of the trauma through a different artistic style for the harmed child? **mwah** Principal’s kiss. This is a perfect example of how animation is a unique medium capable of succinct and powerful messages. Grade A+, incredible stuff.

[@MikeCrain]

I expected Jason to just fall over forward lifelessly while the principal was coddling Aiden and no one notice.

[@McDumDum]

Classic teacher mentality of punishing the bully and the victim

[@ThrashRats]

I know right? Aiden didn't deserve this. Jason had it coming.

[@heraut]

They lack the straight to make choices, it's more simple to eater do nothing or do the same for both... Its pathetic.

[@Gonzas97]

​@@ThrashRats as much as the kid called him names, he still hurted the kid with a rock and deformed his face.

[@Thefakewomanwithamustache]

@@Gonzas97r/whooooooooooooooosh

[@Gonzas97]

@@Thefakewomanwithamustache r/gotouchgrass

[@eg_manifest510]

I once got thrown into a prickle bush and kicked in the balls five or so times, and the school ignored that and threatened us both with suspension if we ever did anything like that again. My only retaliation was shoving him as I got up from the prickle bush the first time, and about five people saw it but they didn't actually bother asking anyone else what happened. The next bad occasion was when one of his friends threw me to the floor for flicking my jumper at them after they stuffed leaves down my shirt. And when I reported that they punished the guy from the first incident and ignored the other kid just cause I wrote the first kid down as a witness. Later on his friend came up to me trying to pick a fight, so I flicked his hat off his head and he shoved me. Then he kept threatening me and talking about how I'm a weak little man for telling teachers instead of fighting back. I slapped him across the face and he barely flinched, then I got suspended for a week. Apparently my slap was so dangerous, yet they ignored the boot to the balls and the fact that I had to get checked out for damage afterwards. They only actually asked for my point of view on the event after the suspension, at which point two of the three teachers there agreed that I was absolutely set up, and that they screwed up when they gave the punishment to the wrong kid in the second incident. The fact that they realized they screwed up is probably the only reason that I was still allowed to do a ton of the special school events that suspended kids are excluded from. If it weren't for them I'd have missed out on a ton of shit that I was betting my future on, which would've miffed me to no end if that was the case. Idk why I bothered sharing this I just get real pissed whenever I get reminded of this, which doesn't get helped by my friends always joking about what happened as if it isn't completely humiliating to me

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

I hope you aren’t friends with them anymore. Its one thing to be a “problem child”, its another to joke about it and not show any empathy or guilt over it as adults. If its any consolation, I got the same treatment, albeit not as bad.

[@myboyfriend95]

I had a teacher get fired for driving a student with a broken arm ( bone was out of the arm all the way) to the hospital. The school staff made the student sit in the office for a long time.

[@nautilusnotasquid]

Jeez. OH NO! THE STAFF DROVE AN INJURED CHILD TO THE HOSPITAL! WAAAAH! PUNISHMENT

[@Maber610]

I am so scared of the world we live in

[@lukelofquist3734]

Well, thats one way to kill a kid.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

@@Maber610 That is not a position of strength.

[@soaktinbleech1106]

Whats wrong with rushing your injured student to the hospital as long as thier parents know where they are?

[@GoofTroopdumdum]

I can relate to Jason, brain damage is rough.

[@jessehunter362]

big mood

[@bot-xe1dk]

​@@jessehunter362 "big mood"

[@jessehunter362]

@@bot-xe1dk yeah, brain damage is a big mood

[@naingaung2748]

Holes in my brain from sniffing gasoline. Ayup

[@Narratorthefightclub]

i can relate to jason too im dead

[@Commander_Appo]

I once got a suspension for getting shoved into a drum set in middle school. I still haven't forgotten you, Juan, or the fact you got off scott free. I mean he got expelled later that year but still. 6th grade sucked.

[@TheFlyingEpergne]

takes juan to know juan

[@Rowan-ie6pf]

is it just me or did sixth grade suck for everyone

[@briishcabbage568]

@@Rowan-ie6pf nah mine was alright

[@doodoohickey]

I'll kick his booty for you, dw

[@UndeadPasta]

This is both hilarious and deeply disturbing. The way Jason just sits there motionless throughout the entire video is incredibly unnerving. I appreciate the lack of movement, drool, or even blinking. He's literally had his life and health fully ruined, and likely cannot comprehend his surroundings. Jason is not there anymore, he's been gone since that rock rearranged his brain matter. All of this juxtaposed with the silly humor is so fucking dark. I love it

[@ztyphoon8982]

My kindergarten teacher punished me with a hug. She explicitly said it was a punishment to embarrass me.

[@dallanledford6364]

"And that's when I became a boob man".

[@lukelofquist3734]

It must've worked, you still remember.

[@Theog5Childr3n]

@@dallanledford6364 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@danthemilkmanOG]

“Jokes on her I had a crush on her”

[@petepeterson5917]

...Was she hot?

[@LolaliciousSmiley]

In middle school during his introduction at lunch, our new vice principal outright told us he was a piece of shit in school and thus had a lot of empathy for bullies. It certainly showed in his disciplinary methods. I will never respond to physical violence by throwing chex mix ever again.

[@larkohiya]

Empathy for bullies? Ok. So when someone starts hitting you, you brake out the switch blade and stab em. Act more violent and more of a bully and you'll get empathy.😊

[@bot-xe1dk]

He sounds like a scumbag

[@MrJamaigar]

"Never let anyone tell you that you're not allowed to defend yourself." Here's a good lesson to teach our kids. There's nothing worse at that age than being punished for self-defense in a fight you didn't start.

[@dukenukem2258]

As comedic as this is, it presents a perfect example of the failing structure of the ‘school system’, how their policies like the ‘zero tolerance policy’ punishes the innocent unfairly comparatively to those who cause real harm. haha peepee poopoo

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

That's mostly a USA thing, because a well-funded and properly maintained public education system is perceived as a step below communism for some reason.

[@dukenukem2258]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth It’s not mainly a USA thing, most schools here in the UK follow this idea.

[@vissova]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Not at all. It's the same here in Canada. In school I got put in a choke-hold while some kids threw rocks at my head. I was punished by not being allowed to leave my class during breaks for the rest of the year. And before you ask, no. I didn't do anything to deserve such a severe punishment.

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

@@vissova | How odd. I attended an public inner-city school in Canada, and that sorta stuff never happened. Not much bullying to speak of, either. I suppose it all depends on the faculty? How long ago was this, if I may ask? Perhaps things have gotten better/worse.

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

But overall, I was more referring to the properly crazy "zero tolerance" stuff, like when a school in the USA suspended a kid for biting a chicken strip into the shape of a gun. Or another that tried to expel a diabetic kid for bringing drugs (penicillin) to school.

[@OblivionFalls]

This reminds me of a similar (but different) situation that happened to me at an all boys Catholic school in New Zealand in 2008. I never called anyone a 'poo face', I simply asked some kids to move out of the way because the bell rang and I had to get in line class. The kids ganged up on me and gave me a black eye. I didn't fight back. And yet, there was no punishment for the kids that beat me. When my parents complained, the Principal said "They're just being boys. Maybe he should toughen up." Needless to say, I was beaten a lot during that year, until we eventually changed to a public school where things were taken a little more seriously.

[@shrimppimp4509]

Damn this is exactly how people end up getting ambushed with a pipe in Los Angeles either side of the spectrum

[@killercloud345]

My mom went through something similar till she picked up a good sized rock. Why do schools push kids to kill eachother, for gods sake.

[@cyborgpunk6668]

When I’m trying to raise a psychopath and my competition is an irresponsible teacher with a god complex *squidward face*

[@ZekeTheThunderWolf]

...I'm starting to understand the reason the Bible had the practice of stoning rebellious kids to death. And how too many christians are only as good as their vices.

[@ghhn4505]

Sounds like you didn't toughen up

[@waffler-yz3gw]

people say this represents how broken the school system and they're correct about the school system being broken and all is but aiden literally murdered jason for calling him mundane names

[@tw80studios66]

Exactly. Represents the way they condone violence in kids if it was provoked, like if that mattered. Violence is something that should never happen.

[@distorted_heavy]

It is a comedic exaggeration for a humorous juxtaposition yes

[@scootza1]

No better way to poison young minds to the idea of authority like having there be consequences to being a victim

[@dustinzacharias8227]

Does uh…Jason have…or I guess I should say ANY, vitals or brain activity whatsoever?

[@SurfyplayzRebooted]

to answer your question, yes. He is probably still alive, just in a state of minor comatose. His body can function, but the impacted part of his brain(frontal lobe) is responsible for memory. If he gets his forehead realigned, the pressure on his brain will be disrupted, and he may have mild amnesia and a headache after a few weeks of physiotherapy.

[@Wapcvm]

This just brought me back to my primary school days it was exactly like this I don't know if that's universal or just an Australian thing.

[@footygoodness]

Universal

[@minespatch]

Universal. It's easy to get suspended.

[@UFOhunter4711]

Australischen

[@reelbignate]

it's true I had my skull bashed in and I died

[@DoomKid]

It’s worse in the US if anything, I remember!

[@ZachkTV]

As someone who got expelled for standing up for myself to a bully, yeah pretty much.

[@isthisthingoH_NO]

I've never been in this situation, but i still felt this on a spiritual level.

[@piroshk1968]

if you can get punished for being on the recieving end of bullying/violence, you might as well throw hands.

[@nev2221]

This perfectly captures the essence of the authoritarian and shitty school system that exists now. I shit my pants in class one day and another student picked it up and smeared it on the wall. They blew it up anyway because "zErO tOleRAncE"' and they felt they had to punish, me, the victim.

[@siryizzur]

you smeared your own shit on the wall didn't you

[@AegisAuras]

I like how the one kid has too much brain damage to respond

[@gramfero]

"Zero tolerance" just means youre allowed to fight without holding back

[@commanderdemonno9819]

zero tolerance means that you don't need to give any tolerance to anybody and can just let loose

[@agamer9347]

I remember our principal going on stage and talking for several minutes straight about if you're being attacked to not fight back

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

I have a feeling they wouldn’t use that advice themselves

[@joaoguilhermeassim]

This represents 100% how school deal with stuff like that, not kidding

[@BugsyFoga]

Jason had it coming.

[@StoneBox_761a]

Jason wasn't moving for the entire time I think he's dead i mean it was hit square on the temple and that is human's main weakspot

[@BugsyFoga]

@@StoneBox_761a I’m sure he’ll be fine

[@StoneBox_761a]

@@BugsyFoga hes either in a coma or straight up dead.

[@Occycat]

@@StoneBox_761a he just needs to toughen up

[@StoneBox_761a]

@@Occycat i think he cant

[@mangoslormpy7618]

That Stuart Little suspension was a game over in Elementary 😂

[@valentinorubio703]

man, school is... fucked up...

[@HoveringHexagons]

Jesus, how hard did Aiden hit him? He hit him so hard that his head was almost entirely narrowed out by a large rock.

[@zemufinman1639]

I want to laugh but the flashbacks are getting in the way

[@trashtrash2169]

Imagine telling someone to move or something, getting beat up, then being the one who gets in trouble.

[@PIVfirestarkproducon]

Perfectly sums up private catholic education, very relatable, 10/10

[@matthewlong7547]

This kind of stuff happens just as often in public school

[@SurfyplayzRebooted]

@@matthewlong7547but they actually do something about it instead of letting the little angel of an asshole get off scot-free and blame it on you because you're homophobic and don't follow the ways of god.

[@neonfroot]

This is why I say compulsory schooling is no differemt from prison. any adult whom thinks school is better than work just sucks at adulting or they peaked in high school.

[@invertexyz]

That mention about watching Stuart Little at the end of year unlocked an ancient memory. I totally forgot we did that at my my elementary school as well.

[@brandonparada9564]

Man my school principal was nothing like this _except for the kissing part_

[@dustinzacharias8227]

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[@abluecircle7753]

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[@pyr4625]

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[@noireanimations]

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[@madmax0103]

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[@JayTohab]

Idk why, but Jason is a mood.

[@Adagm]

he's brain dead, forcefully lobotomized by a large rock, and is now on congress.

[@Desertscorpion116]

he really said “man im dead 💀”

[@ManImTheVoid]

Seeing that kid have a dented head gave me a sad feeling.

[@bingobunny7862]

… is Jason okay? Like, he seems a little not alive.

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

I know, right?

[@Spacecoreinspace]

just a wee bit of brain damage, slap some dirt on it and he'll be good as rain

[@roxas5071]

​@@Spacecoreinspacejust put some carpentry paste on it, give him a good polish with the polisher and pom, basically a new born

[@SomethingWasHereOnce]

Zero tolerance punishing the victim only encourages the victim to retaliate as much as they can. Might as well earn that punishment, right?

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

If zero tolerance ever teaches me something, its that : If you get into trouble with someone, do your best to hurt him as severly as you can, for justice shall not come. Only thing you can do, is earn the punishment

[@KirbySmasher48]

this reminds me how when i was in 7th grade there was thi guy who was stalking an autistic kid, following him home, recording it and showing other people in the school and just being a general dick to him. than one day i picked him up by the shirt and threw him the ground. i got suspended for it and he got away scott free

[@bot-xe1dk]

Fair play dude, you did a good thing

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

That lad sounds as fucked up as he imagine autistic people would be. I mean we are fucked up, but not to that degree.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Your only mistake was letting him live

[@tw80studios66]

He didn't actually physically hurt anybody so I don't see why he would have

[@thatguythere6161]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153Whoah there bud. Calm down

[@NaveeSeal]

" _just do a Cain on that fucker_ " - Aiden's inner voice

[@johntenconnary144]

this cracked open a deep australian memory

[@johntenconnary144]

kid on the left would always be in sickbay with 600 bruises and I was like grade 2 always going to the principals office because I said fuck

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

This perfect explains why I have CPTSD

[@joaoguilhermeassim]

Same..........

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Yeah took me like fifteen years to figure out why shitting in public restrooms has always been stressful for me (public school bullies kicked my stall door down once when I was like, 7).

[@HITARIX]

Is Jason drawn after baby dolls with their face pushed in? They are fucking funny looking!

[@JoeBoney]

Dang your animation skills have improved my guy

[@bingobongo321]

Dude what dark magic did you call upon to channel year 6 so perfectly? RIGHT DOWN TO THE MOVIE AT END OF TERM

[@JimmyJonJillakers]

Oh, silly Jason. You could take every penlight in the world to those eyes and they would not flinch.

[@vonBelfry]

That's... Actually a pretty haunting image. Shit.

[@MISSDRPINKY]

I’m not gonna lie this with the exact same shit that would go down in my school like the principal with the fucking habits in the Roman just start talking to us after we all got in the fight and shit

[@jerodwolf5582]

Jason got suspended from life, didn't move an inch

[@FunKayyy]

This reminds me of the time I brought a monkey wrench to school and loosened the screws on the playground equipment causing mass harm and injury to my fellow peers who then got expelled because I decided to be a sociopath and blame everyone else for causing me to contemplate committing such a vile insidious act and was given a stern slap on the wrist with 1 week suspension.

[@sts-jaidn]

why did you start this comment like a family guy cutaway?

[@sporovid5856]

@@sts-jaidn his story _does_ sound like something Stewie Griffin would do…

[@bruhtholemew]

Boys will be boys

[@Gnome-kc7pr]

That's fun

[@thatguythere6161]

The first time?

[@some_condiment]

once went to a school where the punishment for swearing (at all, wherever, whenever, any reason) was being locked in what was essentially a solitary confinement room from a prison for an entire school day needless to say, didn't really like it there. didn't really educate me or "rehabilitate" me either.

[@Tomzulian]

You could make this a show and it would be so good

[@b4food]

Smooth animation and relatable topics. Good job.

[@pandamoniumsan]

this is right up there with smiling friends

[@FelipeJaquez]

Australian education is quite boganus.

[@trashtrash2169]

Happens in the US too. Crappy schools.

[@danielh.tamura8405]

Bro, they're literally Cebolinha and Cascão from Turma da Mônica

[@TheBcoolGuy]

sick reference, dude!

[@SomerandomShmuck]

“It’s amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe..”

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

I fail to get the Australian part of this

[@samherken]

Dear David in a nutshell:

[@paperverp]

0:53 THIS CRUEL!!! WHY WOULD ANY SCHOOL DO THIS?!??

[@mf_me0w760]

“Uh yeah I’m gonna kiss ya, mwah”- Dongff•tk November 23, 2022

[@G.reviewz]

I think the other kid needs to be taken to the hospital like jesus…

[@Garl_Vinland]

This was literally my middleschool

[@DEXA_Entertainment]

I relate to this 100%

[@mardubood3613]

Bro built like a neck pillow 0:14

[@NoremakSeggob]

Can confirm this kind of shit makes you distrust authority your whole life and you go down a dark path of metal music and esoteric philosophy.

[@TR0LL26-q9b]

Jason looks adorable

[@Rowan-ie6pf]

my sister once had a guy grab her butt, so she told the school counselor. the school counselor then proceeded to get angry at her because other people were talking about it. the guy who grabbed her ass? scott free since 23

[@loading...6901]

Jason is such a meanie, he obviously isn’t even sorry for what he’s done. Ugh, kids these days 😒

[@mgundry5260]

Major Psychicpebbles vibes

[@name-h7x]

I love how according to this man caving in somebody's skull with a large rock is the equivalent to calling somebody a "poo face" or "dumb head"

[@wokentree8731]

how the school dealt with my finger being grabbed and dislocated by a bully.

[@comradeplatinumacd829]

Jacksfilms situation in a nutshell:

[@Cybertech134]

This is exactly what it's like dealing with people who say stupid shit like "it goes both ways!"

[@HallowGood]

Something similar happened to me I got my head caved in

[@guywithrevolver]

Jesus Christ the amount of conversations like this I've heard. Well, minus the weird shit there at the end, but I guess I'm lucky in that regard

[@spectre6728]

Anybody else notice how that other kid was feeling dead, his forehead was completely caved in.

[@thegrim418]

Zero tolerance policies suck and I hate them as a teacher. That being said, there are times no one witnessed the fight and it's he said she said. In those cases I have to issue the punishment to both. Though when you see it happen you always have to make it easier on the defender. Like "Yeah I know admin is going to force me to punish you so bully gets 3 days in school suspension with tons of extra work and you get 3 days at home to chill, I'll give you a week to make up the work and your folks get a call home so I can tell them you stood up for yourself and hopefully you don't get grounded and can just relax."

[@b44442]

Glad to see how pim's kissing have affected the industry

[@okaymah9746]

I thought it said "0 turbulence policy" and thought it was gonna be the did you pray today guy

[@justmaniacal1650]

What did I just witness It’s so beautiful And so we’ll done The voice actings great too But what the hell??

[@pilotman463]

I'm glad people understand how messed up the school system is and how unfair it can be but OMG THIS KID GOT HIT WITH A ROCK, THEY ARE BOTH VICTIMS, IT DOESNT MATTER WHO STARTED IT WHEN BOTH MEMBERS ENGAGE AND ONE DOES SOMETHING SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE

[@puddles3109]

For calling Aiden a Poo head. LOL

[@trevelsdimension4984]

When your dad is the principal:

[@neondemons]

Nostalgic Australian high school moments. 😔

[@Theog5Childr3n]

how is this nostalgic

[@neondemons]

@@Theog5Childr3n The Aussie accent, the school not giving a fuck about the students, the violence, and even the weird favouritism.

[@hotelmario510]

I'm not Australian but this is exactly what school is like in the UK.

[@GrayD_Fox]

This is so perfect

[@bonkersTwoThousand]

WHAT ABOUT THE KID WHOSE SKULL WAS BASHED WITH A LARGE ROCK WHERE ARE HIS KISSES HE DESERVES MORE

[@therealpyrocinical96absolu69]

And people wondered why we lied a shit ton in school

[@twystedworld584]

Your laugh at the end, the little break in character, was extremely attractive 😂 just saying

[@noahclaycameron]

I watched this right after watching the 3 minute pikmin kissing video

[@MistaBlueSky]

Either way, Jason wouldn't be able to watch Stuart little

[@chadthedrunkard4941]

Jason got done dirty

[@allen8959]

This is scarily accurate....

[@JNJNRobin1337]

on behalf of zero tollerance policy all students in the school will now have equal punishment for any actions any students perform