Exploring the SCP Foundation: The Three Moons Initiative

[@BLK_MN]

"Witch Queen is dead" "Hell yeah, good riddance" "Respawn location is Earth" " O H S H I T "

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@mrhat1073]

respawn location: daleport

[@desertdude8274]

@@mrhat1073 guess she's in for a rude awakening.

[@desertdude8274]

@Lucky Fucker I ruined it because I typed it wrong. If you don't understand Daleport well..

[@markmulder9845]

Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck...

[@marvellousgsg493]

My favourite of the Three Moons censorship by far is when it was introduced to the "Lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to" stream. The first two or three hours plays as normal, however after a certain time, agents enter the room and inform the girl that while her studies are important and praiseworthy, she has to take care of herself too, and not over work herself. They then tuck her into bed, and the next 8 hours of the stream is just a shot of her empty desk, with soft breathing in the background as she sleeps.

[@JustWhy_546]

MarvellousGSG That’s so wholesome, I love it

[@feepentertainment6752]

We all know she failed her tests afterwards cuz this is SCP.

[@anthonyj9299]

but she has SAT to take in 2 weeks 😱

[@toaster9922]

My favourite one was an episode of Barney the Dinosaur. The episode is changed into a 3 moons operative calling The Foundation a bunch if five year olds for apparently wanting to see Barney get vapourized.

[@jchoneandonly]

Wait what?

[@thegreatBarbossa]

"Drinks are on us when you arrive" Well I guess that's one thing to look forward too when the giant monkey eats us all.

[@tanuki01]

The great Barbossa Premium Edition I didn’t know Goku made it to Corbenic

[@novaglitch6197]

Ill be there sipping a Pan-galactic Gargleblaster with the boys when i show up.

[@alissa2791]

The great Barbossa Premium Edition Not unless we drive freedom right up the monkeys bum and send it into the sun

[@nicholaspeters9919]

dylan somawardana But even so, still drinks on them when we get to Corbenic?

[@gasterblaster9817]

At least in our dimension we won't be alive for the entire digestive process. Immortality sucks

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

Imagine the witch queen gets to earth and just gets stomped by any of the other elder gods that are on earth passively

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

allan mallee In other words any of the benevolent deities currently on Earth like Pangloss or 343?

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 I wouldn't even say benevolent like imagine the flesh that hates just attacking her because she landing in the wrong place shes immortal but that wont stop it taking her over

[@comradecameron3726]

allan mallee the flesh isn’t a god though. I’d like to see how she handles scp 3812 though.

[@DanateDMC]

Cthulhu will just yeet that bitch back to space so he can go back to napping.

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

Comrade Cameron You mean Yaldabaoth? Uh hello?! She IS a god!

[@Black_Claw175]

The fact you can say "Tactical Un-Donkification Ordinance" in such a serious tone just makes the name so much funnier. I can't stop laughing every time I hear read the words.

[@SCP--ff1zg]

Xd

[@dhararry7929]

You should watch his April Fools Playlist than.

[@KyleJordanGaming]

Tactical Un-donkification is no laughing matter, friend. Do you know how many innocent people around the world suffer from the effects of donkification every day? I know it’s more than zero, and that’s all that matters. No, sir. Not on my watch.

[@TmsTanim]

Does undonkification strictly work on the entire body, or can it be more... selective as to which parts of the anatomy are undonkified? Asking for a donkified friend.

[@bradymenting5120]

it definitely caught me off guard, that's for sure

[@RavenCloak13]

“After watching the series finale of Sesame Street, in which Elmo expressed fears over the end of the world.” Well, that’s got to single handedly be the darkest sentences written in the SCP Site...

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

RavenCloak13 Does that episode of Sesame Street actually exist?!

[@RavenCloak13]

Undead Prince of Chaos No, it’s just part of the in-universe tale. Though something similar did happen in Sesame Street just a more grounded issue. I think they did a special for like 9/11 or stuff like that to explain to kids in an easy to digest way. Similar to shows like Bear in the Big Blue House.

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

RavenCloak13 ok good, because there’s no way that they would actually make an episode like that!

[@tanuki01]

I’m gonna go cry 😭

[@DGP406]

it's actually a reference to the Dinosaurs TV series where they also express fear over the coming ice age

[@michaelmoser7497]

Oh boy I can only imagine what they would do to Mr.Krabs after he sold Sponegebobs soul for 62 cents.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

They'll steam him and eat him with butter.

[@justaamateur6533]

@@mosshivenetwork117 for all eternity

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

@@justaamateur6533 Like, his death would be an endless method in which he will be cooked. Like a certain Italian mob boss.

[@enduros5endy461]

I imagine the worst thing they could do to Mr. Krabs is to take all his money away. Pretty much, that'll do it. lol

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

@@enduros5endy461 put his daughter in a tin.

[@justas423]

I would prefer having four moons but hey I'm not judging other peoples choices in moon quantity.

[@aerogrape6376]

Justas quality over quantity my guy

[@kussabook9247]

I prefer 5 ... FIGHT ME

[@xxdeadoutxx761]

Ima 5 moon kinda guy

[@timjennings4342]

I think things were better before the third moon showed up... damn three mooners, always so entitled.

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

Though from what we’ve been told, the moons of Corbenic aren’t really moons...but three dead Earths from three different realities

[@tablekun8690]

"Another immortal entity heading towards earth, so nothing new" perfectly normal move along.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@zefiroth2678]

It's normal

[@jayy7842]

The Three Moon Initiative: " No Autocrats" Also The Three Moon Initiative: "Obey or DIE"

[@exnomer5002]

*_"Tactical Undonkification Ordinance"_* I laughed so hard I died and went to Corbenic Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣

[@christophersmirh1360]

UnDONKification

[@additiveartificer9365]

"Undonkification"

[@conlangknow8787]

Bounce by the ounce

[@dalubnie]

SCP-3922's test log is full of hilarity. One of my favorites was them testing "Star Wars," which resulted in the 3MI confiscating the Death Star. Unsurprisingly, this prompted the Foundation to cancel their plans to test 3922 on "Dragonball Z."

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

It was a weird story! They had to improvise!

[@yungmythologist]

I'm incredibly fond of the weird "Lawful Neutral" tone this shit always takes.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@emrekaraman6877]

@@lolface_9363 how did you come up with that incredibly original comment

[@mattyboi7491]

It sort of reminds me of Welcome to Night Vale

[@gasterblaster9817]

I'd say Three Moons is more an attempt at Lawful Good that went way too far and arrived at Lawful Stupid

[@awcy6902]

More like Chaotic Good

[@HarlequinDaniel]

How bleak would a final “we know the world is ending” episode of Sesame Street be?!

[@tanuki01]

HarlequinDaniel I imagine it would try to be as comforting and consoling as possible to help the kids

[@MRgunjunrun]

Meanwhile in spongebob : "Why don't we take earth, and push it somewhere else ?"

[@LordPyro25]

V-ide-oron I mean that’s basically how the three moons initiative got started XD

[@Mcaark]

How many dead family members does Mikey have? ONE! ONE dead mommy, AH. AH. AH. TWO! TWO dead siblings, AH. AH. AH.

[@henrymcdowell3103]

It's worth reading how it's described in the tale Radical Acceptance (www.scp-wiki.net/radical-acceptance): December 2nd. I sat in the onsite nuclear warhead's room of Base-19, popped open a cold one, and watched some TV on my laptop. Sesame Street. After 360 years on the air, their series finale came on the day before the world ended. I knew they dealt with some pretty heavy topics sometimes - lead poisoning and Mr. Hooper's death comes to mind, along with that one episode back in 2148 about dealing with radioactive fallout. But at least with all those other "very special" episodes, there was an element of hope. A promise that something better is coming, so long as we look out for it. This episode was called "Saying Goodbye." "Elmo heard the news guy say that the whole world was gonna go away tomorrow. You scared? …Elmo scared too." I dropped my beer. I closed my laptop. I walked into my office. I screamed.

[@dwindleberry4592]

SCP 3922 is the funniest thing about the 3 moons. For a porno, the "video proceeds as normal, save for the seven SCP-3922-A instances who stand guard to ensure that any sex remains consensual. Said SCP-3922-A instances are equipped with rocket launchers."

[@gamingdemigodxiii5630]

So their okay with porn as long as it remains consensual? That's... actually reasonable.

[@TheTheThe_]

I assume they would have problems with pornography studios and the industry as it exists though

[@kenetickups6146]

@@TheTheThe_ Indeed

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

Sounds like mutual assured destruction, but with consent.

[@abydosianchulac2]

Seems a bit much, if those rocket launchers might kill victim as well as perp.

[@skylerrutherford9870]

The 3 moons initiative has forever ruined the Dark Knight and batman for me

[@violatorut2003]

Skyler Rutherford and boyhood Lol

[@tanuki01]

You spelled “fixed” wrong

[@ME-kd1ko]

I want to see this version now.

[@karos009]

@@ME-kd1ko id like to see all of those versions :D

[@nelsinki5177]

I actually wish to know what will happen if SCP-3922 it's put around SCP-993, Bobble the Clown.

[@Qardo]

"Winnie the Pooh will not be decapitated for ruining Rabbit's Garden." This needs to be clarified. Which Winnie the Pooh are we talking about?

[@duo496]

Qardo the Winnie that committed arson

[@lionguy4107]

@@duo496 my cat's name is winnie and even though i knew the context i just pictured my cat committing arson

[@sfdgdrgdvxff]

No bothers given

[@thiccboi1779]

Probably not the one running a communist dictatorship contaminated with a man made virus

[@Qardo]

@@thiccboi1779 Damn.....they are slipping man. Slipping! Where is that box? I need it to plug into for the local and global news station.

[@toaster9922]

“Jerard decided to do something about it the day before it arrived after watching the series finale of Sesame Street.” Strange place to get inspiration but I won’t judge.

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Toaster I guess that when even Sesame Street starts getting bleak, one can’t help but think it’s about time they did something about this.

[@NerdyAngel1989]

Well I mean it is a teaching show lol

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

11:38 COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE biographical drama of the legendary Chicago Bulls player Michael Jordan Not gonna lie, I would want a copy of SCP-3922

[@TheSonicfanx1]

How.

[@Nelo_Wolf]

What about of Dennis Rodman ? the bad boy of basketball

[@Fulgrim2]

*Puts 3922 next to the tv as “Breaking Bad” plays*

[@tyronewilliams7556]

One of the best comments I've seen in a while. Drinks on me when you arrive 🍻

[@LordPyro25]

Fulgrim2 The test log for 3922 actually has records of tests done with Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, Saul Goodman actually managed to lawyer his way out of a more serious punishment

[@jax1384]

You know you’re screwed when even Elmo loses hope

[@toaster9922]

I like how you briefly mentioned Lindon B. Johnson is the press secretary.

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

Breadsticc

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

The Series Finale of Sesame Street where Elmo discusses his fear over the end of the world. That sounds about right I'm scared too Elmo.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@CleetusGlobin]

10:10 “Winnie the Pooh won’t be decapitated for ruining Rabbit’s garden.” this is, without a doubt, the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@JCDentonCZ]

The Three Moons Initiative reminds me of C.S. Lewis' quote: "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals."

[@TheLuckySpades]

That's incredibly on point, thanks for that quote

[@weferin]

Breadsticc

[@kenetickups6146]

It really shows someone's lack of a purpose when they speak like that about a greater good quite ironic given he was a hardcore christian

[@spacemansam3416]

This can (somewhat) be applied to parenting

[@dragonlord1935]

This is the single most moronic and edgy quote I've heard in a long old while.

[@Grab_N001]

I mean, Authoritarian as it is, you can’t really argue with an anti fascist God Spider in control of your Afterlife and doesn’t want you eaten by a horrifying 10KM tall monstrous primate. Pretty solid in my opinion.

[@kindacringe468]

Breadsticc

[@Skippinnfliplin]

Idk he sounds pretty damn facist to me. Maybe not racist, but certainly theocratic and disinterested in basic freedoms

[@kintsuki99]

@@Skippinnfliplin It doesn't seen to restrict any freedom and only cares for "moral" choices that are actions that affect someone other than the person committing the action. For example there are no mention of using drugs or living for pleasure being "wrong", what is said as wrong is slavery, violence against other humans and the like.

[@bloodyax8070]

@@Skippinnfliplin Honestly I really don't see anything wrong with fascism at a certain point with, of course, a few clauses. As long as the fascism acts in a more libertarian manner then it could be good. I see a lot of humans that are too stupid for their own good and they end up hurting everyone in the process, a quick and efficient way to control them from doing this would be appreciated.

[@theplaybunnyarcade3375]

@@kintsuki99 that's literally just fascism. Every fascist thinks they're just enforcing good morals.

[@freshpeanut4967]

Jalahara: I fear no man, But that thing... *Dr. Bright* *It scares me*

[@colinwhelan2099]

I see a lot of parallels connecting the Three Moons Initiative with the godlike entity that ruined the SCP 093 dimension. Concerned with people's sins, puts them in fancy goop, humbling ceremonies. But that's just me

[@tanuki01]

“The foundation is surely not convinced the Three Moon Initiative is one of them.” The foundation really doesn’t have a lot of say in that considering what they do

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@gabrielbruce1977]

"The Initiative's press secretary, Lyndon B Johnson, assures the public that the process is painless, non-invasive, and does not affect libido, sothat'snice." This is even funnier when you know that LBJ nicknamed his peen Jumbo and was inordinately proud of it.

[@GregoryMom]

Breadsticc

[@dhmc45]

"You are watched. You are protected. You are loved." - The Three Moons Initiative's motto

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

Breadsticc

[@patches3555]

@@BlownOutSpeakers I have cancer thanks to you

[@EnvisionerWill]

I don't know that I trust the definition of "love" coming from an immortal spider wizard. It seems likely that he lacks empathy for the human condition.

[@infinityshitzuketakamuso4859]

You are watched. You are protected. You are deeply fucked my son. 😂😂

[@EnvisionerWill]

@@infinityshitzuketakamuso4859 Yer not my Dad, shuddup!

[@kordelshorgar122]

a couple of hundreds of years from now: welcome to the 150th moon initiative...

[@justaamateur6533]

Eh, probaply more like thousands

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

Breadsticc

[@Iceflkn]

3 moons was A TERRIBLE choice for a name. When other Earth's arrive, and you know they will, those emblems will all need to be redone and renamed! Maybe a better choice would be, "Many Moons Initiative".

[@Fulgrim2]

Story time with TES and it’s raining outside? Best night ever.

[@JT-cs5og]

Careful, there might be rain people staring outside.

[@robdeskrd]

Like clone Fulgrim? He's the best Fulgrim, For The Emperor!

[@Xirpzy]

More than rain here. Its a storm 🌀

[@PlaceHolderMechanic]

I thought TES was the elder scrolls

[@robdeskrd]

@@PlaceHolderMechanic The Exploring Series

[@timothycoupland5832]

I didn’t want to know all this about the Three Moons Initiative. It was honestly... ... TMI

[@Goose-pic]

no😂😂

[@ajmeyers5661]

The Three Moons Initiative might have one of those tanks set aside for people who love puns. :P

[@michaelkintzlinger2266]

Oh my god it took me to long to get it

[@schnoz2372]

Damn good one

[@usernameInvalid442]

"Winnie the Pooh won't get decapitated for ruining rabbits guarden" damn

[@thejondarianking7694]

breadsticc

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

h1 that son of a bitch has had it coming for too long. Pooh can’t keep getting away with this shit.

[@slightlybraindead6848]

"Tactical un-donkification ordinance" is my new favorite phrase.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@colinchildress1251]

We can't keep sending them recruits if we're all dead. So keeping us alive is in their best interest.

[@LordPyro25]

Colin Childress Ah but the people who die in every alternate universe also goto Corbenic, so realistically they could genocide a few thousand earths if they wanted to and it probably wouldn’t change anything. Actually I can’t remember if the SCP canon has infinite timelines or not, but I’m pretty sure they do

[@thejondarianking7694]

breadsticc

[@kenpanderz672]

Pyrocumulus25 wouldnt that imply that Corbenic is gaining infinite new arrivals every day? that sounds hard to manage.

[@colinchildress1251]

@@kenpanderz672 infinite police to control it all though.

[@Mrspiderman20014]

John O. Not really, dc has a similar multiversal system.

[@deadmeme902]

“Undonkification” sounds like a damn meme

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

Breadsticc

[@declanedmison5442]

Sometimes you need a meme to get the god damn job done.

[@josephchen1973]

So if the spider drinks too much moonshine, he will also die of liver failure and enter our realm as an immortal...

[@kevinsiu3769]

That would be hilarious ngl

[@justaamateur6533]

bruh moment

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@adolfodef]

The fact that their original "Base of Operations" is on DEEP SPACE over Corbenic surgest it came from an alternate universe [jike how each of the 3 "Moons" are actually Earth Planets that FAILED on their Plane_Shift maneuver and "landed" on this "Multiverse Nexus" in_between all realities], hence having passive inmortality. -> The fact that it "hates" the kilometer_tall "primates" known as Striders sugest that they did something nasty to them once (given their lack of inteligence, it was likely physical abuse that reality beding powers could not overcome); something that would be not-survivable without the "standard" regeneration.

[@Iceflkn]

The queen probably are a particularly nasty form of politician. That much ire and poison will kill ANYONE!

[@luissantiago5163]

Actually completely forgot how this one went its been so long. Appreciate these vids

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@marc13bautista]

Makes sense for Connor to be born on Corbinik then. Immortal as he is.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

You may be on to something

[@saucevc8353]

Connor's immortality seems to work differently than normal immortality though, as rather than simply not dying, he does die but some entity drags him back and puts him in a new body.

[@gijoel]

... a copy of the 1975 film Salo was used... me: Oh boy

[@thejondarianking7694]

breadsticc

[@chrisg5219]

My thoughts exactly upon hearing that line

[@erndeche1475]

@@thejondarianking7694 shut up dipshit.

[@kurokami5964]

the original source(120 days of sodom) is much wrost than the film tho which pass(and was written) around the time of the french revolution

[@johnturner7952]

My favorite 3 moons censorship is when it was introduced to the movie “The Room”, which is considered on of the worst movies ever. It even says in the SCP-3922 experiment log that they might by avoiding it intentionally.

[@demonslayer5122]

"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NOT! Oh hai Mark."

[@thedeadcannotdie]

"Big broth... I mean Three Moons Initiative is watching"

[@lakobause]

So an almighty, multiversal empire of righteous immortal souls owes its existence to one really depressing episode of Sesame Street?

[@nicholaspeters9919]

RazorBeak Hmm, sounds about right to me.

[@ohno1body]

This is literal 3am content and I love it

[@jamieweir645]

3am content gone [REDACTED] 😳

[@invisiblefox6272]

0010 0000 0010 0000, 1011 1001 1100, 0001 010010🌜

[@KatarinaBohtana]

Except actual content and not grown men going "OMG GUYS, THE CARS COMING TO LIFE WOAAAAH, IT JUST HONKED, NO WAY GUYS"

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@malkeus6487]

The Three Moons Initiative: Undying enemies of all fun.

[@jonnyblade3234]

Already dead enemies of fun

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@левбондоренко]

Dr. Wondertainment would have a field day with them.

[@soulhunter6438]

@@левбондоренко he would have more people that would play with his toys

[@3417gekkou]

SCP 3922 reminds me a bit of Socrates's proposal in Republic that to keep the people from doing unjust things, tales of the gods doing unjust things themselves must be censored.

[@yoissy]

Welp, I was going to sleep. Fair enough. I'm still happy to have this to listen to before bed.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@86_percent28]

The three moons initiative is like the “moral” version of the foundation.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

10:31 My new favorite version of Pinocchio I’ve never seen.

[@suicidaldeer9240]

Witch Queen: *Goes to Earth* Scp Foundation: *Releases every conceivable SCP that stands a chance at taking her down*

[@siriuslywastaken]

Hmm yes I love having an immortal group backed by a near-god I can't see tell me i'm loved while also dictating morality to me and presenting punishment for breaking their rules.

[@genestarwind7]

Sounds a lot like christianity huh?

[@siriuslywastaken]

@@genestarwind7 abrahamic religion in general, i'd say

[@kyran1681]

Undead Libertarian Gang

[@spicyLEGO]

I am sure there is a Chaos Insurgency version of Corbenic

[@john8579]

@@genestarwind7 Edgy.

[@KyleJordanGaming]

The Virgin SCP Foundation: “We all gonna get ate up by Eldritch abomination-chan! ;___;” The Chad Three Moons: “Ayy. Drinks on us. 👍”

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

They summoned something they thought was their leader 'Grand Carsis Ieon' but it was decidedly not. I died hearing that

[@Т1000-м1и]

1. Despite the menacing name, this is literally Rick and Morty 2. Flood the Earth with moral immortal guardians 3. What if the witch was written to be perceived as an immortal sarkist deity, with an allusion by mentioning something in 5 years or just number 5

[@edward18517]

"Drinks are on them when we all arrive in Corbenic" Ayyy

[@spacechimp9823]

I love the Corbenic stuff, the SCP universe is so weird and expansive

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

I’m guessing the idea of Heaven and Hell or an idea of two different forms of afterlife depending on ones moral choices in life may have somehow been inspired and/or influenced by The Three Moons Initiative.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@Destini7y]

Just have to say thank you for your work. Your format and content is my absolute favorite to relax and transport myself to another universe while remaining grounded in this one.

[@temporaltoast9692]

You really got me there with the “considering they’re all dead” bit Not gonna lie, doesn’t seem like the worst case of ghosts and a spider governing morality

[@nicholaspokorny5058]

3922 is my fav SCP. I highly recommend the test logs.

[@tryhardnub383]

“Dead monkey good monkey” sounds like an interesting album to me. Definitely will give it a listen when I get there.

[@Karlwasright]

seven minutes in and this is the most insane shit I've ever heard in a while.

[@blitzwolfer4154]

This channel is my favourite for learning more about the SCP Universe, what would make it better if The Exploring Series also kinda explains some of the more confusing SCPs and possible explanations.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@vinbingames]

Bill wartz: we can make a religion out of this

[@thejondarianking7694]

breadsticc

[@justaamateur6533]

*wurtz

[@doubleoof7907]

@@thejondarianking7694 breadsticc

[@Variocom]

The silver tube being found in kenosha has... a TOTALLY new context nowadays...

[@armangoli4667]

After the chaos of 5000 this is exactly what I need

[@jovialmonster757]

I really wish these modified films were real. Especially Pinnochio. Can we just have tactical afterlife soldiers in every film?

[@vantave9946]

I really like this, it adds a lot of really valuable and interesting depth to Corbinick (or however you spell it)

[@perrybb2]

That scene in Pinocchio where the kids turned into donkeys always fcked me up as a kid. Glad to see they were restored and the bastard who was responsible was killed, even if it's in an alternate reality

[@ninth_exe4841]

The tactical undonkification ordinace killed me bro

[@ellishotomani1462]

Tactical Undonkification ordinance is perhaps one of the BEST phrases I've heard in years. Thank you for introducing me to it. You are great sir.

[@bradymenting5120]

I feel like the reason why the Three Moons Initiative actually wants us to live good and moral lives is so that they won't need to work so much to punish sinful people

[@rodneysmith873]

You might be onto something here

[@kenguyii9108]

If the Three Moons Initiative have the power to alter movies or TV episodes, I wonder what else they can change? I can think of a few: The Umbrella Academy: Reginald Hargreaves is arrested for child abuse and for potentially causing the apocalypse; the Seven super children are then adopted by a loving family. Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith: Emperor Palpatine was executed by a TMI Black Ops Squad, Order 66 never happened, and Anakin was arrested for treason against the Jedi. Family Guy: Peter and Lois were arrested on counts of child abuse and many crimes against Quahog; Quagmire gets sent to jail for life, Chris, Meg, and Stewie are undergoing therapy and are requested to be adopted. Game of Thrones (Season 8): Dany and her whole army gets arrested Monty Python style (right before they destroy King’s Landing), Jon becomes King, and the Night King and his army gets vaporized before reaching Winterfell. Powerpuff Girls: Mojo turns back into a normal monkey and the girls are depowered and live their lives like normal girls. That’s about everything I can think of. How about you? Do you have any ideas?

[@ck12ms]

"You are watched, You are Protectd, You are Loved" So fucking Orwellian it could be the mission statement of Google.... Or the SCP Website

[@NoteCat540]

Yet another stellar scp I wish had a part two. Of course after you've recovered for months

[@spawnman4587]

Welp, it's getting late, I'm gonna..... TES:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿its time

[@catsndogs98]

the Ultimate rake !! ???

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@notlad900]

Good to know Elmo kept keeping the kids entertained and hopefully calm until the end.

[@jamiethedinosaur869]

Theory: SCP-682 is native to Corbenic, where someone ultimately managed to kill it. It then arrived in our universe where the SCP Foundation discovered and contained it. That’s why the Foundation can’t kill it; it’s immortal here.

[@peachyorange]

Dang that’s solid

[@soundwave4236]

Fun Fact: one of the operatives of The Initiative is SCP-2317-K

[@April_a26]

13:05 the best thing I've heard all week

[@jamieweir645]

Where's my boy in the comments who replies "Breadsticc" to everyone ? He's the real SCP here 🤔

[@nicholaspacker6713]

Jamie Weir breadsticc?

[@avonthesageoc4980]

Breadsticc

[@avonthesageoc4980]

@criuth also I'm continuing what he started

[@Chad.Commenter]

@@avonthesageoc4980 I guess he was a memetic agent who infects others, you are hereby christened SCP 12539-A

[@rickjohnson1719]

More like Breadthicc

[@nebulaog5729]

holy fuck man i cant believe this video has found me once more. this is honestly one of my favorite stories from the scp universe and its been in the back of my mind for the past 4 years. hell yeah 💯💯💯

[@hithere5553]

I really want to see how the initiative would deal with anything from the 40k universe.

[@jonnyblade3234]

Death, they would be killed. You don't fuck with anything from 40k

[@kenetickups6146]

Galactic genocide

[@jonnyblade3234]

@Woobski take some fantasy, add a bit of sci-fi. Then add steroids, *LOT'S OF STEROIDS*

[@LAV-III]

Same way the custodies of the dark cells deal with stuff. Put it in a giant vault

[@rodneysmith873]

It would be an awesome fight. Maybe hopefully a corbenic version of THE DRAGONSLAYER

[@berkeleycreager3601]

21:46 This made me laugh a bit. Love the videos! Glad to see then keep coming!

[@randomdude3318]

"I don't care what the fuck happens, I'm not paying" -Dr. Bright ... probably

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

So the Three Moon’s Initiative systematically ENDS fascists. Can’t complain about that.

[@pistonnbnz]

breadsticc

[@calebholmquest5316]

I need more of this specific lore, my goodness am I in love with this!

[@Sheldezare]

So first they create a "moral guide", then appoint themselves as moral guardians to educate and apply these moral laws to anyone that comes to Corbenic while also trying to push their influence outside that place. Doesn't sound familiar at all /s

[@gnw_AstA]

Ah yes, here we see the moral subjectivist in its natural habitat as it tries to attack a fictional representation of the superior objective morality ideology.

[@Noahloveless1]

@@gnw_AstA Morality is not subjective. To think otherwise is a lie of the enemy. If you aren't abke to grasp that, I truly feel sorry for you.

[@nnk_ll2]

@@Noahloveless1 who is the enemy?

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@Sheldezare]

@@Noahloveless1 Hope this is in-character joke, else bugger off.

[@timbomb374]

Just binged a whole day's worth of these and now I think i'm going to hear his voice saying SCP style technical words in my sleep.

[@FemboyIHOP]

This is so cool. How do you typically find the artwork you add into these videos? The mysterious ringed islands, the cool cavern art, stuff like that. They are satisfying to look at!

[@MilkIGuess]

I wanna thank you for helping me sleep recently. I've been stressed and your videos help me :)

[@umbra9997]

"Speaking of punishing fascists" Best transition.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@Extravagant_Pickle]

punish the fascist who hacked ur internet by using glasswire

[@TheTechDweller]

I love returning to this setting, your video on it was my favourite on the whole channel! Thanks for the awesome content I really look forward to listening to every one

[@user-Jay178]

Cool scp info. Great video

[@kernuba3916]

Love the Pinocchio bit with the Blue Fairy LOL

[@brodiecrain13]

I was hoping to have bedtime exploring tonight

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@onceuponadime978]

Great Job! Not often I get to find something on KZbin about scp stuff I haven't heard or read before. Always exciting when I do!

[@msun6526]

While you were watching this video, I was studying the blade.

[@lolface_9363]

Breadsticc

[@spicyLEGO]

Mondays are worth living thanks to the SCP videos of The Exploring Series

[@adolfodef]

"Moon" Days? ^_ ^

[@spicyLEGO]

@@adolfodef Does the black moon howl?

[@joshsantos2363]

I keep imagining that the three moon censorship on bob ross is just a bunch of overpowered military personels just sitting on the floor taking notes and paying attention

[@roxannaadams145]

Who needs sleep when you can watch TES talk about scp's

[@MrBlack0950]

The elder scrolls and scp? Fascinating

[@lionguy4107]

is that a reference to the fact that nirn has more than one moon or is that a misspelling

[@MrBlack0950]

@@lionguy4107 the exploring series, its just a coincidence that it the elder scrolls has the same anagram

[@lionguy4107]

@@MrBlack0950 o h

[@DankNSpank]

These actually help me sleep, in a good way.

[@jackdawkraai8373]

This is simultaneously one of the weirdest, most interesting, and sweetest SCPs I've ever heard about, each in the oddest way possible