Does Chris D'Elia Have A Racist Starbucks In His House? | Bryan Callen and Will Sasso

[@Youngillidan]

Will Sasso's calf muscles are out of control

[@MrMordy-ii9nb]

Big boi calf game

[@musiccity607]

Shoooo.. just think of his dick muscle boyyyyy

[@whyishow]

It's like someone stuffed a crescent roll and a couple of bell peppers in there

[@calebgarlipp9714]

It's called being fat

[@adamrichard7311]

That’s cuz he has to carry himself everywhere

[@dj3904]

I can't believe people are mad about sexual misconduct when its been known for years that he has a racist starbucks in his house

[@alexcastro-bz7nl]

Believe all women > racism . Wtf America

[@Plague_Doc22]

I figured it out..Starbucks didnt like the fact that it got out, so they framed him.

[@hugovaarend]

@@Plague_Doc22 lied about it

[@gabrielsilvas692]

Lmao the got him 😂

[@hueydao8637]

@@Plague_Doc22 You know what, this is the most believable thing ive heard in a while…

[@samsepoil2111]

I know Chris is hilarious in this bit, but you have to hand it to Bryan and will for perfectly teeing everything up for him. These 3 should do a podcast together!

[@jacobbrown3242]

I really hope that was a joke.... they already had a podcast together

[@robies197]

I hope you're trolling...

[@samsepoil2111]

@@jacobbrown3242 the joke is ssss'old I figured everyone would get it.

[@26lekent]

That’s a great idea! They should do 10 minute episodes or something like that.

[@wizzaking]

They should takes shits on your face too

[@Fifatrill]

“chin doesn’t walk in”

[@MrOasis316]

Fifatrill Lol that was hilarious

[@Zeusgodofthunder]

Lmaooooo

[@jacobbak486]

fucking died

[@andrewtregoning]

2:36 Bry actually sets the whole bit up. He's a fucking genius and an international treasure

[@createcreations9486]

I always come back to this for a good comfort laugh. One of the best improvised bits of podcast history.

[@Shingekirk]

"i don"t understand why you're upset, you'll get right in" 7:58

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

The funniest line and they zoom right by it

[@Khandomain]

@@willtheangrydudeist9120 I feel like they did cuz Bryan was laughing and I feel like he was just about to crack cuz that shit was too funny

[@VisenyaAtoms]

I fucking died

[@hittman1412]

12:02 “he’s a grand wizard” Chris: “he knows no magic” I’ve watched this so many times and there’s a gem every time

[@austinsmith2808]

“Listen, I don’t understand why you guys are upset. If you guys wanna get coffee you just go right on in” hahahahhaah

[@HolySoopCoolers]

THATS NOT THE POINT!!

[@rw5028]

Imagine how much schuab would have ruined this moment

[@ImOnMyOwnTime1]

Oof.

[@itsmebernard00]

He’s BKJ 2.0

[@ThatBoyBent]

So true rw

[@Matty8x8]

OH HEY HEY SPEAKIN UH COFFEE CHRUS NO NO LISSN LISSN

[@joewick5299]

@@Matty8x8 I am just realizing he talks exactly like a child. hahahhahah. Tho tells him he interrupts but he dosent care.

[@metaversal]

GENIUS IMPROV.

[@jcaslin9678]

Brian sets Chris up so well, they’re hilarious together!

[@ser4284]

jcaslin96 thank will and Chris for that..bryan’s name use to be “bit killer jones”-TMP

[@gregoryallen1749]

Nuke Jonez Conversation strangler Stevens

[@ser4284]

Gregory Allen he knew S’lil bout comedy

[@guccimane6116]

Ser that was part of the bit...

[@deancerda385]

You guys are the shit!!! I literally laughed out loud reading your comments about TMP

[@SkilesHasFun]

Bryan Callen took the bit from "The people who go to the Starbucks in my house are mostly white" to "You have a racist Starbucks in your house" and that was the moment the bit kicked into high gear.

[@sprycmg]

Skiles comedy genius the kid

[@SkilesHasFun]

@@sprycmg That's why he's the Steve Nash of comedy.

[@ser4284]

More like the Chris Bosh of comedy cause Will and Chris carried him to the championship...before this he was “bit killer jones” and he knew S’lil bout comedy-TMP

[@africaRBG]

He said 'whites only' first. That got a huge laugh from will. Such a hilarious line

[@Colcum]

Anyone want a Ten Minute Podcast reunion with these 3? The most under appreciated podcast ever? Possibly.

[@danielstudart2062]

I've laughed the hardest in my life while listening to tmp.

[@WCarter95]

Iv listened to there episodes like 4 times lol nothing makes laugh harder

[@Colcum]

@@punisher00109 Are you for serious?! That is tremendous.

[@danielstudart2062]

@@punisher00109 fr? When?

[@danielstudart2062]

@@punisher00109 thank for the info, really hope that happens it legit is the best and funniest podcast I've ever listen to and i listen to a lot of em.

[@briannelson2063]

“Well you drank a little bit so we’re kinda in this together right” 😂😂

[@johnnyboy7896]

I have a good friend named Brian Nelson lol. How ya doing Brian??

[@L3SSTH4NL33T]

I'm sad they glossed over the part where the entrance was a gas chamber

[@plumbussmith]

I know! Chris kept trying to get them to bite on it.

[@maat826]

Ol' bit-killer jones just steamrolled right over it

[@cinemma5834]

@@maat826 lmaooo

[@AllSeeingEyes32]

I’ve literally watched this 5+ times now. Get funnier every time

[@pastrie42]

That sound sasso makes at 3:15 makes me laugh so hard, every time.

[@mitchcase3830]

Bro

[@robertdavis3036]

The subtlety of "Well, he's free to go anywhere else, if he wants" deserves ALL of the laughs in this. LOL!!!!

[@YaYa-bd3lh]

"He knows no magic"

[@girlspooptoo8567]

So f-ing funny

[@yoe1518]

" I don't understand why u guys are so upset u guys wanna get coffee u can just come right in" lol

[@clintonramos793]

So this is literally one of the greatest improv bits ever. Every single person is immediately involved on where Chris is going. Its perfect. Will is the wingman to Brians comedy gold in this bit

[@holeindanssock156]

"chin would have no problem getting in the first entrance" -Chris Delia

[@girlspooptoo8567]

So funny

[@slowmotion7478]

Callen is the best setup man..for christ saje he makes schaub 10% funny

[@winstonsmith11]

Meh. He's so fake.

[@veespa_]

Adam Barnett how dare you, Bryan Callens is a national treasure

[@robinohara226]

@N-Word Salesman tru that fuck that dude

[@Sam-um9nu]

and theo makes him 95% funny

[@jackf6996]

@N-Word Salesman Hey man can I purchase an N-word pass please

[@kalenamichele3114]

I’m here because I was the one and only black female listener of TMP (joke) and I’m so happy for this reunion. All of you guy....please get back together and do a podcast again. #tenminpod

[@Mysticfob]

Did you like Shawna? Her episodes were some of the best😂

[@cameronguilbeau5888]

This is the hardest I've ever laughed from this podcast

[@Colcum]

Then you'd love the old episodes of The Ten Minute Podcast with the 3. Absolute gold.

[@BakerOrDie123]

I repeat listened this episode a dozen times after it came out.

[@musiccity607]

@@BakerOrDie123 haha yup! I'm on my 17th listen right now

[@furburglar2]

Not surprising.

[@anthonydavis899]

Without Brendan it's so much funnier. It got old and annoying too quick when he cuts people off by saying "ssssssuuuucck me off."

[@mdougf]

"ill let you know" hahahahaha

[@ryanmoran011]

Soakin' in the best podcast moment of 2019 one last time

[@kingme1034]

S’over

[@Dontbustthecrust]

The super deluxo kid and the sweet tart tart nas.

[@samcrowe8477]

@@Dontbustthecrust now it’s really over for both of them😭

[@Dontbustthecrust]

@@samcrowe8477 jeez. I know. 🤮 They should say fuck and podcast together again.

[@Jaebird82]

@@Dontbustthecrust no it's not

[@veespa_]

Bryan’s face when Will says, “We’ll call him a throwback name!” is priceless, he has no idea what he’s talking about 😂

[@jtapisue9489]

Hahahaha

[@veespa_]

jtapi sue - I had forgotten about this, I’ve got to rewatch it now 😅

[@jacobdavis9291]

But he doesn’t slam him. Bryan is the best friend.

[@darianwillis8520]

Bryan callen is a John Stockton of comedy more assists than anyone.

[@aye_jonesfkamarvel_jones519]

When I joke like this with my friends they actually believe me. I might need new friends

[@MrSqurk]

I have a Jewish name and I pretended to my friends I was Jewish... they all believed me. That was the moment I realise my friends are morons, some of them have known me for over 10 years and somehow thought they never knew this about me.

[@fromchaos6354]

you probably don’t set it up right. do better

[@tdware33]

“Chin doesn’t walk in..” lmao

[@DavyJonesVFX]

I wanna be that small pillow tucked under Wills right arm. No homo...

[@ryneprince7113]

😂😂😂

[@jasonborne5359]

Yeehee Stoner it might be a girl? Lol

[@golden-sun]

Looks comfy

[@justinmarin2455]

Primal Media 😂😂😂

[@Jaebird82]

I want to be the lower half of ones of his pant legs so I can hug his behemoth calves and stay warm in the winter. No homo. I don't think he ever wears pants but dreamer's dream.

[@jackf6996]

Bryan is the best wingman

[@davetaylor264]

Yes, he gets the best out of people, not like schwerb

[@ser4284]

Will and Chris had to literally beat that comedy trait into him because he knew “S’ lil bout comedy”...before this he was bit killer jones-TMP

[@Jaebird82]

@@ser4284 Nah. Dont think that's true. He's at least 40 years older than both of them. He knew what he was doing on TMP when he was BKJ. Self-deprecating comedy at its best.

[@bennneb2]

Probably the best moment in tfatk history

[@neotic7116]

This is still my favorite bit of all time, it’s just perfect, the slow build up, Bryan perfectly set up each step and Chris executing it perfectly, the other guy reacting to tie it all together

[@ColeCxle]

This is one of my favorite podcast bits of all time 😪

[@girlspooptoo8567]

Same I'm really going to miss chris

[@Optimistictoffee]

This is still one of my favourite clips to watch . These three make a great trio

[@sterlingarcher452]

The Klan opened up a cinnabon in my attic a little over a year ago it's actually a pretty common occurrence in the continental U.S. I had my doubts at first but I gotta say it's a lovely establishment. Actually a little pb and jealous Chris got a Starbucks. I'll have to talk to Cletus about swapping maybe

[@Fitins400]

The tamil tigers opened a jamba juice in my garage. I have to say the choice was a little risky, their overhead is enormous at the moment. They are working on an original one off that they really think will turn it all around: "Secessionist National Insurgency Berry Blast"

[@TheBlashMusic]

Not gonna lie. This made me laugh 😂

[@shaniquab7560]

Lol omg get them outta there

[@Sean-xr1xj]

Does it allow people of all races?

[@Vinzafy]

20 minute TMP episode. Bless.

[@britainw8227]

Classic

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

Twenty Minute Podcast*

[@Razvan90]

it's probably written Starbukkks to avoid copyright from that other starbucks. Pretty smart if you ask me

[@plumbussmith]

🤣🤣🤣

[@deibtryin]

“Let me just stop you right there: Chin doesn’t walk in”

[@Noah.650]

this really needs to be animated XD

[@topramen5344]

There are so many gems dusted throughout this whole bit

[@fil4648]

That was Chris Delia's peak, he was always his funniest with Callen setting him up. He brings out his funniest version.

[@carsonhodges2653]

I miss Chris already

[@morningmidnight9398]

Do you THOUUUUUUUUUUGHH

[@austinsmith2808]

And callen too, they should do a podcast together

[@rickcolesanchez2668]

Stfu

[@EastBayMB]

Bryan Chris and Will riffing off each other makes me laugh like nobody else can

[@paulmurphy3922]

Will Sasso and the quiet "No..." at 7:06 - absolutely killed me.

[@MrStevenFlores28]

I literally re-listen to this whole podcast JUST to here this bit when there's no new podcasts posted. One of the hardest laughs iv ever had! #10MINPOD

[@nz7166]

I come back to this so much for laughs. I hope those 3 get back together in front of cam again it is so fucking funny.

[@jjsmokes_q1087]

Just here remembering the good ole days..

[@oldgrendel]

This needs to be animated! Please!

[@j_arias42]

Thank God Schaub wasn’t there for this

[@kenshiroFNS]

You read my mind

[@kooky9924]

GAAADOOOOOOOSH

[@chrisbarraza7700]

That was all Bryan driving to the funny bits.

[@johnnyboy7896]

Bryan Callen literally set up this entire bit by asking the right questions haha

[@Samptamp8698]

We all watched/listened to an obviously fake story for 19 minutes and laughed out asses off for every second of it. Lmaoo. All 3 are comedic geniuses!

[@daddymcpapi7520]

listened to this at least 30 times lol.

[@WestCoastRidah22]

Callen is the mvp of this bit. Years of improv school paid off for this one bit 😆

[@DomTVdotTV]

MORE SASS-O MORE SASS-O MORE SASS-O

[@ryanrandolph7788]

Chris is insanely good at improv

[@JayyJay92]

*Bryan

[@TheBorgioso]

Say what you will about Bit Killer Jones... but he actually started this bit with “do you allow anybody into the Starbucks?”

[@kickzinla2351]

Jesus I couldn’t stop laughing. This was too much

[@TBGmario]

*whispers* "i mean, i'm doing well..." 😂

[@miketheviking_]

Wild that this is already 4 years old. Anyways…. Even today I guarantee Schaub wouldn’t have known this was a skit

[@oddunb6190]

How did they not get the gassing in between doors? 😂

[@robbieb5975]

I'm in 2024 now and this was peak podcasting. Miss these days.

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

The funniest part about this is that they riffed on it for 18 minutes lmao

[@ryanmoran011]

I've probably watched this a dozen times over the past few months and it never gets old

[@scullyplays3992]

Man, these 3 together is the funniest thing on earth.

[@kodywatts6886]

The amount of commitment to this bit between all 3 is beautiful 😂

[@UnknownTrev]

Brilliant move making this an actual clip bc I've been just showing my friends the timestamp from the original podcast

[@1Challino]

rhino legs on the left and chicken legs on the right

[@darkhorse306]

“The Klan has secretly opened a Starbucks in your house.”

[@GuerrillaBlaster]

Came back to rewatch from the *wink* from Congratulations.

[@tylerkolb2277]

Will Sasso is MASSIVELY underrated....

[@blitz2107]

i've listened to this like 5 times in a row

[@YesYouAreAbsolutelyCorrect]

The best thing is that Bryan set up the whole bit.... and then he killed it in the end.

[@8gambole]

17:39 Will's Bronx Tale narration :D

[@MrSelkies]

I don't know how they ever had a ten minute podcast when they can churn out absolute comedy gold for 20 minutes on just one bit.

[@MingoDiMedici]

Bryan: He’s a grand wizard. Chris emphatically: He knows no magic. He knows no magic.

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

I just finally noticed that line 🤣🤣

[@mattnick23]

Gotta watch this every 2 months or so 😂😂😂

[@kalenamichele3114]

Same. Too hilarious!

[@hugomartinez6251]

Who’s in charge for this account took this long to upload this part better late then never I guess.

[@cpreid]

hugo martinez UPLOADER BE FASTER WITH YOUR FREE UNSOLICITED CONTENT FOR HUGO!

[@chadedward5009]

Chin doesn’t walk in 😂😂😂

[@ZaZa-kp9gt]

This is possibly the best bit done on any podcast ever. TFATK, TMP or anything else for that matter that does bits and skits.

[@steec6713]

I hate that term "bit". So pretentious

[@antwone94250]

@@steec6713 what would you call it?

[@steec6713]

@@ZaZa-kp9gt Joey Diaz wannabe

[@KB19910]

I love these three best friends. They joke and laugh so hard together. Genuine

[@nicholassbacco9694]

I come back to this every few months or so.

[@plumbussmith]

When they just naturally flowed in to this in the podcast is the hardest I've ever laughed listening to any podcast to date.

[@matthew4407]

The best 20 minutes in all of tfatk

[@tommyg190]

@12:23 when Chris realized the KKk operates his star bucks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrOasis316]

This is my favourite TFATK clip ever it’s so funny

[@lufteze2916]

Imagine If he added that staff told him that they are working to change the colour of black coffee into the white 😂😂

[@Diesel257]

The best podcast bit of all time! 😆

[@austinsmith2808]

HAHHAHA sasso and callen both leaned back when he said no blacks 5:05

[@JoeRoganWorld]

But again... I have nothing to do with this 😂😂😂

[@anewbugmusic]

Love how Will’s snugglin a pillow ☺️

[@HolySoopCoolers]

“He knows no magic! He knows no magic.”

[@squirtlesquadblastoise7166]

BRING BACK THE 10 MINUTE PODCAST!!!

[@arpitchoudhary8964]

Bryan is a goddamn improv genius!

[@Arman-h6u4c]

Best episode of TMP ever

[@Imamakemovies]

this is like an episode of the 10 min podcast. Ugh I miss that.