NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK BUT IT'S WRITTEN BY AN AI - Part 2

[@Acheron666]

“Draco wasn’t wearing his skin.” Well that explains where Hermoines new boyfriend got the skin of a boy his age.

[@dinohall2595]

Draco never pulled the knife out of his leg that whole conversation...

[@loganwolv3393]

Perhaps that wasn't what's wrong because yeah you shouldn't pull sharp objects from you because you might lose more blood. So you have to let doctors do it. So what's weird is that he didin't go seek some help or something he was like yeah it's nothing just a knife in my leg lmao.

[@thisisagoodname3974]

The ai said “in his minds eye” or something like that so i think Harry was just imagining that whole knife thing.

[@SinnohJohtoKanto]

I think the worse thing is that he was never wearing his skin

[@awol_b]

Hagrid: Harry, you’re a wizard. Snape: You’re not a person, Harry.

[@sentimentalmariner590]

Fucking hell that killed me.

[@meridaskywalker7816]

Snape would

[@haillobster7154]

The AI is oddly fixated on the size of Hermione's boyfriend...

[@myname.1602]

Is that why she blushes when she sees Harry?

[@shrutis2631]

He’s the “little” prince

[@asthaviannatoppo9451]

"Just sit down and pretend to be okay... " I get you Harry...

[@wrentheelf2656]

I love how all that tension was just gone in a second as they started doing homework almost naked and with a knife in Draco's leg.

[@emmdemm4433]

Hey, what's the flag in your profile picture? Just wondering

[@wrentheelf2656]

@@emmdemm4433 It's the aroace flag! (aromantic asexual) There's also a pin on the character with a nonbinary flag, but it's so small it isn't visible like this

[@emmdemm4433]

@@wrentheelf2656 ahh OK thx I didn't know there was a combined flag

[@wrentheelf2656]

@@emmdemm4433 Yeah, it isn't used extremely commonly but I really like it.

[@HunterShows]

The knife was in Harry's mind's eye.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

I love how Harry suggest to make a pudding, Ron replies:''sure'' and then explains how to do a cake.

[@MCOmegaX123]

In the UK, "pudding" means "dessert", not specifically the stuff we in the US and Canada call pudding. A cake is a pudding in the UK, and so is ice cream, crepes (with sweet toppings/fillings, not savory), cookies/biscuits, etc.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

@@MCOmegaX123 Oh, that's interesting!

[@marigold_petalz]

I think it's because in the UK, "pudding" means "dessert".

[@marigold_petalz]

@@MCOmegaX123 I believe berries may be included in that list? Possibly-

[@Maerahn]

"Harry's heart dropped. He was in an unusual situation." I'll say he was, he's standing there in front of Draco, the prince and a whole bunch of students with no shirt and no jeans on and Draco with a big knife sticking out of his leg!

[@SrakenKraken]

"what the *F U C K* does this box contain?" is my favorite quote

[@finneas_soss]

Same lol

[@kate.el77]

Yeah that's when I inhaled a goldfish cracker

[@sillygoose887]

Why are they baking cakes in potion class🤠

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

In general, potion apparently means cooking now.

[@strawberryj3lly]

“Harry thought he was gonna have a mental breakdown so he needed to pretend to be okay.”

[@LmaoMeowz]

Draco reached into his pocket and pulled out a book called ‘The Diabolical Plan.’ “It’s quite a comprehensive book” Wow Draco just revealed his entire plan to Harry what a plot twist

[@ryanchristen9404]

so harry just did his homework almost naked in front of everyone? Wow, I need to read this

[@12thLetterOfTheAlphabetA]

Not only while Harry was almost naked, but also with a knife in Draco’s leg.. 😂

[@maiaduffield678]

And with a knife in his leg 😂

[@AnkhAnanku]

I think the library full of kids trying to ignore but not being able to look away from what was playing out before them was the most relatable character moment so far

[@ispeakforthetrees69]

🤣🤣🤣

[@echoplots8058]

Mind you, trough that entire Draco scene, Harry is still standing there with his shirt torn and his pants down

[@Kip450]

Is anyone else worried that Harry is going to skin Draco and wear his flesh as a suit?

[@Acheron666]

Nah, I don’t think that’s a worry with Harry. But Hermoines new boyfriend is a worry, seen as he’s already in possession of the skin of a boy his age 🤣.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

bringing peace to all of us=turning into dark entities

[@angelanichols7385]

One thing I ran into starting with Chapter 3 is that the AI really wanted to ignore the existence of Ron. You can kind of see this in this chapter, where Ron just stops being a part of it once Snape shows up, until the very end. He also doesn't show up at all for the next few chapters, just as he didn't before this, it would just act as if there was no Ron. I think this may be due to fanfic leanings, though that's just a guess. If you've read ahead, you can imagine this took some wrangling to make later chapters work. And then of course Chapter 4. The AI really likes Drarry. So very much. I had to choose directions that didn't immediately go more graphic and steamy between Harry and Draco, especially as when it did start to write porn, it really just stopped doing anything else. I was onboard for the very direct, but a little less erotic version it ended up with though. Also yes, as I've seen discussed in the comments, my read is that the knife in Draco's leg was a daydream/memory of Harry's, which the real Draco interrupted. Draco ripping off Harry's clothes definitely happened though, despite no one ever reacting to it.

[@imogenmoeai6262]

It's just hilarious

[@meridaskywalker7816]

One more proof that the AI is an average fanfiction writer

[@dantecaputo2629]

All of human history has been building up to this moment. When it’s over we will have achieved our function on this earth.

[@strike9716]

"What the fuck does this box contain?"

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

You know, the whole part where Harry does a homework with Draco is almost coherent.

[@A_random_autistic]

This is the best drarry fanfic I’ve ever seen

[@9upforall555]

That says a lot 😂

[@silly_.rabbit2]

The fourth chapter is just a cringe drarry fanfic except it's better somehow

[@o0Scarrow0o]

2:41 I never thought it was possible but snape is even more of a ninja here then in the original books Seriously does the man have a teleporter or something????

[@Hey_How_Does_This_Work]

No, he has Snape magic

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Instant transmission

[@khaosgen]

Alt title: AI creates fanfiction

[@MFO86]

Snape's trying to bring peace to everyone by turning them all into some dark, evil entity? What, is he Gendo Ikari, now? Or maybe Yoseph Calvert from Astral Chain?

[@strike9716]

I think that whatever is in the box, is a thing that will make everything make sense, and the "dark evil entity" is actually the potterverse as we know it.

[@Cybermat47]

Well, Gendo and Snape were both obsessed with dead women, so...

[@noodledude1190]

I like how Ron is basically Kermit.

[@michaelsavchuk3456]

Draco acting sus tho

[@eemmarae]

4:08 is a mood and I'm here for it

[@spinlok3943]

I'm just wondering if Hermione's small boyfriend is still naked during all this...

[@Acheron666]

I’m still wondering why nobodies questioning why he’s in possession of the skin of a boy his age 🤣🤣

[@andyhunjan]

"It was something that was on the list of things that he needed to improve on in order to be useful to himself" Th- thanks for... calling me out like that

[@ghaznavid]

What text did you feed it - it feels like there are some suspect sources in there!

[@MFO86]

I'm wondering if he put some material from My Immortal in there...

[@hokusman100]

Yes lol I was thinking the same thing

[@kzali901]

"Just sit there and pretend to be okay." Man, if that ain't the best damn advice I've heard all year.

[@wolfyboy]

I almost have to take a break to let my brain process all the randomness and conflicting things in the story! XD

[@Travers95]

2:20 I love how Harry is sassy with Snape even in a book written by an AI. Still better than Cursed Child :D

[@TheBookofOnion]

Scientists: AI are getting smarter every day and will one day write fiction The fiction:

[@Anastasia99Solovieva]

Well, this is really underrated on KZbin

[@ispeakforthetrees69]

I'm having awful visions of Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton playing this out...

[@crowtriestoanimate3334]

My first fanfic I ever wrote be like:

[@finneas_soss]

So we're all just going to ignore that Draco is thirsty for Harry for the majority he was involved? Cool.

[@MikadoYuma]

Just remember, for most of this chapter, Harry is no longer wearing a shirt or pants.

[@notime4toi]

pls make another one regulus

[@CloseUpLover]

almost died laughing

[@inacathrien1123]

Ron sounds like kermit

[@loganwolv3393]

Very tricky Chapter 3 was....though he was going to get killed laiyng on that table but oh well i was wrong.

[@aperson5211]

You should read the rest of the book. It’s in the description

[@aperson5211]

It’s very..interesting

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

I. AM. ADDICTED.

[@SolariusLunarius]

"Well, if you're going to die, you better get off your ass" XD

[@blade5445]

This sounds like some creepy sexual fanfiction. Draco x Harry 🥶

[@the_sin_music]

A fever dream, this whole thing is.

[@Katzarecoolz]

Why do I feel like I’ve stubbled into Wattpad territory

[@voidgd9937]

This book is amazing

[@LmaoMeowz]

This is just a Drarry fanfiction now AI Ships Drarry RIP me

[@LmaoMeowz]

4:05 this sounds like it could be an actual Snape quote, sarcastic Harry quote, and Ron quote This part could be cannon

[@finneas_soss]

@@LmaoMeowz facts though

[@fuyufuiba9641]

After reading this i feel like everything in this world doesn't make any sense

[@graycamellia7634]

The intro though lmao

[@IkinBBfromAnthologyOfTheKiller]

"hermione's small boyfriend" What happend to Ron

[@dashrubberbear]

please, please, give us more, we need more, longer and bigger, please xD

[@shadyvilleentertainment5066]

Lol Dude this is actually pretty interesting. Are you going to make a part 3 +1 sub

[@UltyRuleZ]

So Harry becomes Shinji

[@mara7607]

Bro this was hilarious!! We need the next part!

[@Meme_kidMeme_kid]

This is the best video I’ve seen on the internet

[@Ewgene]

You're going to love the remaining chapters lol

[@aaryanfredrick6931]

the snape voice really got me

[@EvelynGrace456]

Why is nobody talking about 4:40 poor Harry is not okay

[@Meme_kidMeme_kid]

We need another ai story bout Harry Potter

[@erictaylor5462]

With Snape you have to do Allen Rickman.

[@cleo.x.1254]

drarry next level

[@lunarbunny3021]

I am........not ok I am not ok

[@luc0o964]

Snape in this was like my anxiety

[@dillonohlemiller401]

You made Ron sound like Kermit The Frog 🤣🤣🤣

[@seigeengine]

I like how chapter 3 is them starting to bake in potions class, and then Snape teaches them to stay still and pretend to be okay, and that's "nothing crazy." I'm dying of laughter. My peanut butter has separated. Nothing is okay.

[@amyhulsey2125]

This isn’t ai, it’s a fan fic written by an 8 year old.

[@Tarra272]

yes, it is

[@lizardpoo8524]

Why is snape Mr. Bean?

[@spongeorpete7289]

This is gold

[@bradcotter3682]

More please

[@nathantortoreto6784]

For some reason Professor Snape is interpreted by kermit the frog

[@JolajnaLoja]

Sure! Liked, commented and subscribed :D And I am waiting for moooooore!

[@Omicron9999]

Okay, exactly how much gay Harry Potter fanfiction did the AI read before it started this?

[@BreadApologist]

Seems Draco decided to try the new no skin look.

[@codezero7981]

lmaoo please continue this!!

[@OoxB505]

Sir Snape 😂

[@goldenlost1761]

I love this man

[@mckillu06]

Did the AI accidentally read harry potter fan fic

[@kirra0000]

I think hermione is dating a child

[@squirlis1189]

4:08 lmao

[@EndoftheAge717]

This chapter got gayer and gayer as it went on

[@davidparkes7741]

What.... What did i just watch? Lol.

[@madmaxxx01]

DRARRY FANFICTION OMFG

[@rainbowcattail4282]

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[@imogenmoeai6262]

LoL

[@aliciawhite6866]

Snapes Mary Berry You might even say he's Snapey Berry

[@lilmoldy1659]

XD