Powerwolf - In the Name of God

[@leeyroyjenkins9027]

God: *Creates Humans* Humans: *Creates Powerwolf* God: “Now that’s what I’m talking about.”

[@dolnyslazak4721]

I know it's a meme (good meme actually), but i must admit that Powerwolf is anti-christian (they create songs about christianity, to show it's ,,dark side"). I love this song, and this meme, and your comment, but I had to say it

[@hyperion9793]

@@dolnyslazak4721 I really respect the way you wrote that dude. I agree with you and was worried that some dude would pour half an ocean of salt in here.

[@dolnyslazak4721]

@@hyperion9793 Oh, thanks ;)

[@thatwhichlearns3517]

"now this what i call return on investment"

[@eggcelentrat4005]

@@dolnyslazak4721 i respect your opinion but just cause it shows its bad side dosent mean its anti Christian but i wouldn't say its Christian music either its to good

[@pussinjordans8800]

He attacc He snacc But most importantly.. *He takes Jerusalem bacc*

[@jeroldraevenmicahcabacunga4205]

Deus Vult

[@anchobi1365]

and lost it back and muslims lost it back

[@jeromemartel3916]

He attacc He sacks...

[@jotarokujo8990]

He Protecc He attacc But most importantly He carries the sins of the world on his bacc

[@theshadowbroker9122]

Good one brother 🤣😂

[@america4246]

Armor: Check Sword: Check Supplies: Check Holy Cross: Check Epic Crusade Music: Check Great I’m ready to take the holy land

[@gamejunkie4035]

Good✝️

[@joemonkey18]

You forgot the holy grenade

[@karlzzzyzz]

You forget the holy hand grenade

[@lorenzolattocco4123]

Hold my cross....

[@junglejim4254]

Never forget your shield, warrior, make sure it bears the Holy cross before going into battle!

[@bukay2176]

Heresy: 0% Infidels: 0% Unholy: 0% In the name of God: 100%

[@svobodarolevay5940]

@@metal_fusion Ave Maria!

[@LeonTuMade4]

DEUS VOLT!!!!!!!

[@Tyvian135]

@@metal_fusion Did i hear someone say DEUS VULT!?

[@vergilgaming3242]

BROTHER?

[@vergilgaming3242]

DEUS VULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@0-Templar-0]

*We can't expect God to do all the work.*

[@superbroly64DS]

Best comment ever

[@dabtican4953]

Nice reference

[@stann.4443]

@WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. No! We can't expect God to do all of it, but our a-10s and f35s and cruise missiles would do it

[@danny_decheeto8300]

*No we cannot*

[@attackhelicopter7403]

to ben honest, he is a lazy bastard the last 2500 years... Maybee his vacation ends soon.

[@leonidas3885]

"Son." "Yes Father?" "What are you listening to?" "In The Name of God" "DEUS VULT!"

[@КириллГребенюкн]

Ave Maria

[@yhorm260]

Always the father: Good boy

[@ericvanrensburg1724]

DEUS VULT

[@bloodborn1474]

DEUS VULT!

[@xVx_Brotherhood]

*Allahuekber*

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

Christians now: "May God bless us." *_Christians back then:_*

[@CommanderKrieg]

@Char Aznable We must return to glory. brother, get the short sword.

[@ruthstewart8725]

@@CommanderKrieg RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

[@johndavis7075]

@@ruthstewart8725 DEUS VULT

[@dxditz2889]

Tatakae

[@jf6059]

May God bless us in our battle for jerusalem

[@venomark7883]

*Judging sinners isn't my job, sending them to God is* - DEUS VULT

[@f1etc.438]

I can help you. Give me sword

[@theo.d.s.t.spartan2277]

You have my axe

[@MarkSwaw]

And my 300magnum Remington 200

[@julianschmidt773]

Deus lo vult

[@ethanrom22]

Doom is the most Christian game there is 😉

[@_Pangloss]

A holy knight dies a valiant death on the battlefield, but wakes up hell. Wondering why he has been sent to be punished, he stands up and dusts off his still shining armor. *_His still shining armor_* Realizing this and noticing a weight at his side he draws his sword which now appears to be wreathed in a white flame. And then it dawns on him. He is not there to be punished, for *_he_* is the punishment.

[@arx3516]

They should make a videogame with this concept!

[@_Pangloss]

@@arx3516 it exists, its called dark souls

[@FalcoMoment]

@@_Pangloss No, that's just 2 games of running around as a soulless, undead hap killing shit so you don't hollow away, then a meaningless 3rd game where you're fire ash man

[@centuzezaim7471]

@@arx3516 doom eternal while only using the crucible?

[@christbenitez8797]

Never heard of DANTE'S INFERNO? no? Ok

Yes, mom, I'm listening to christian music

[@jesshillary4891]

Damm u r

[@somedudeintheinterweb8665]

@@jesshillary4891 thicc

[@depressedthoughts]

I THE NAME OF GOD

[@kristiano8639]

yeah listening to Christian songs

[@BronzetheGolden]

I am a Muslim listening to Christian music I'm not in danger I'm with my brethren

[@georgehouliaras7239]

When a new Season starts in For Honor. Vikings: *getting drunk* Samurai: *watching anime* Wu Lin: *autistic Tandi noises* Knights:

[@TheDrunkenPirate625]

Accurate

[@matekecskes6442]

NI YI BAI YI

[@centurion7123]

*INCREDIBILIS* -Centurion

[@olivertamaskszel9858]

True DAHKNETH

[@nandinhocunha440]

And we still lose :(. Sad Crusade noise

[@gerami8902]

I go to anime conventions dressed as a Templar knight. I have this playing on repeat in my ear the entire time.

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Or as a Black Templar

[@blaringsea8923]

WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

[@holycrusader3941]

Good man

[@Lettucem3n]

You know what to do. Dues vult.

[@tristanbackup2536]

To be real, outside the joke meme here. Being as an anime fan, I would actually. Been thinking about it. 😆

[@lucasGAM1005]

Infidel:"Christian are not badasses enough to rock". Powerwolf:"hold my grail".

[@i3lackfusion]

lucas gabriel yup forgot to include Sabaton!

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Hold my vodka

[@jackbelmont4389]

Hold my drinking horn

[@i3lackfusion]

jack belmont you drink from a horn to exactly prevent that: stopping. Infidel!

[@Cairo40000]

Can't forget about Catholics too. We're basically the drunk version of Christians

[@10poundsofcarp]

Her: You love Christian Music? Me: Yes Her: me too, whats your favorite Christian Song? Me:

[@captainfail9051]

Yes, one of them is called higher than heaven

[@Robzilla-Robotron]

This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf". So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt) And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills. So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

[@neortik7]

@@Robzilla-Robotron wow thanks for analysis

[@maxisvonstoffenberg4067]

Guys I have a theory. During the crusades I think jews living in Europe might have converted to fight WITH the Christians to take back Jerusalem.

[@Robzilla-Robotron]

Another good Christain power metal that I would recommend is "Theocracy". And I'd recommend their "as the world bleeds" album.

[@MightyMorphineMan]

I agree with every word he is saying

[@Dorkeydaze]

Jesus Me too Jesus.

[@idunnosowhyshouldyou6930]

I about pissed myself laughing at seeing this

[@MightyMorphineMan]

@Usama bin Laden yes my son as long as you're storming jerusalem

[@MightyMorphineMan]

@Usama bin Laden those are rooky numbers we have to get them higher

[@MightyMorphineMan]

@Usama bin Laden whats so bad about this

[@ilmischino3255]

In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven Martyrs in the name of God We're knights in war and fire Raise your sword for holy blood We burn them on the pyre To defend, to command, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven Brothers in belief and sword Through nights of blood and thunder Strike for glory and reward We came to kill and plunder To your faith, your crusade, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we go to heaven In the name of God In the name of God In the name of God we follow In the name of God we follow In the name of Mater Maria In the name of God In the name of Mater Maria Deus in regnium Sanctus Christus Deus vult In the name of God Sanctus Iesus Deus vult In the name of God Sanctus Christus Deus vult In the name of God Cantus lupus, in the name of God Agnus Christus, in the name of God Sanctus lupus, in the name of God

[@soul_of_a_hero]

you are doing gods work

[@christopherbravo1813]

I think it's "brothers in *belief* "

[@ilmischino3255]

@@christopherbravo1813 oh is it? Thanks, I'll change it then

[@christopherbravo1813]

@@ilmischino3255 no problem

[@kachorritowawawa4065]

gracias buen hombre

[@sekiko7183]

Gonna play Doom: Eternal with this. Pray thee well, my brothers.

[@alexandercastillo9315]

Deus Vult!

[@Alue14]

​@@alexandercastillo9315 Rip And Tear Until It Is Done! Non Nobis Domine!

[@blitzed4148]

You should also play it with the last stand by sabaton

[@theokay1]

Tot and pears

[@Chadman7813]

No it must be dark souls

[@ev4n_scence]

Someone asked from what hentai a picture was. And someone linked this. This is the new Rick Rolling.

[@dJ-rd9wt]

That'll stop the goddamn weebs from taking jerusalem. Thanks my friend, I'll be using that idea lmao

[@awesomemantroll1088]

My prayers go toward your friend. May the Holy Spirit guide them onto the right path.

[@sergeantarchdornan2994]

Lmao

[@cricutcrazy2010]

Same lmao

[@sadseal9817]

so you also clicked on the link you heretic

[@Succubait]

Ww3: *starts* Iranian soldier: what's that music in the distance? Me and the boys:

[@antondasmyctvs3501]

Hahahahahaahhaa good

[@ghiorghetatarescu3649]

Well if u come to think of it we can attack Israel in the chaos and take Jerusalem and cut the dicks of la pangani

[@devan6935]

@bing bingbung Deus vult indeed.

[@nikjones9219]

@bing bingbung Allahu Akbar

[@terrorfire8505]

Deus vult

[@facemcshooty6602]

new bible translations: god wishes the best for everyone and is a fair for everyone old bible translations:

[@pablomarques3684]

Ephesians chapter 6

[@tentomdrummer]

We've always translated from the original manuscripts, there is no difference in the manuscripts then and now. It has been translated into many different languages but they're still translated from the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts

[@governmeharderdaddy596]

@@tentomdrummer you are either a liar or really uneducated. A race of people known for worshiping a demon called yahweh and wearing very tiny hats often brags about how they got their own messages subverted into the king james bible .

[@tentomdrummer]

@@governmeharderdaddy596 hey man there's no need for name-calling, but if you like you can do some research on the topic. You'll find that we have over 5500 Greek manuscripts of the New Testament alone ranging from an age of 30 years after the death of Christ to around 150 years after the death of Christ. The Iliad until quite recently we only had seven manuscripts and they were written about 700 years after Homer died. The historical manuscript evidence for the Bible is second to none. Whether you believe what's in it or not is besides the point. there is no book in human history which has been better preserved than the Bible.

[@The-oh3vi]

@@tentomdrummer its literally multiple books written by different people stitched together

[@WaskaSwansea]

*goes to hospital* Nurse: Hello sir Crusader: GREETINGS, HOSPITALER

[@spangenhelmgaming4936]

Pray for my well being for the crusade

[@Sir_knight_trooper]

wills_ lego i will

[@spangenhelmgaming4936]

@@Sir_knight_trooper thank you brother

[@Sir_knight_trooper]

wills_ lego crusaders fight as one we leave none behind

[@spangenhelmgaming4936]

@@Sir_knight_trooper well said my brother im arms

[@yeyebrother3106]

If this song isn’t played at my funeral, I’m not going

[@VolkT1]

*YES*

[@baldychkn2949]

Hol up

[@stann.4443]

@@VolkT1 I would prefer"attack of the dead men" so that i can clear out the heretics

[@sdguardscpfoundationbruh]

If you don't go, we will contain you. I hope you are Safe and you go back to home.

[@yaboinaru3653]

@@sdguardscpfoundationbruh how's it going at site 16 ? also, thanks for protecting the world against dangerous SCPs

[@adriankiel77]

Girls at church: ugh... this sermon is so boring! Boys at church:

[@Dorkeydaze]

Adrian Kiel “If your not with me than your against me.”-Jesus Christ biblehub.com/matthew/12-30.htm. Girls need to get Deus Vult!

[@dinorockchick0652]

@NTF SQUAD 67 Becky : No, heathen.

[@crazando]

@@dinorockchick0652 IT'S HEATHEN. ARE YOU MUSLIM?

[@dinorockchick0652]

@@crazando No.

[@crazando]

@@dinorockchick0652 hmm good, you don't seem like a rapscallion

[@fortheemperorandkrieg4912]

Christians today: have a blessed day Christians back then: prepare for the mass of a lifetime

[@DorkMatter001]

chad Christians

[@yodavanckart]

*catholic

[@Mavors1099]

@@yodavanckart Catholics are the only true Christians.

[@yodavanckart]

@@Mavors1099 hold there pal, how catholics can be the ONLY true christians if both religions follow christ?

[@Mavors1099]

@@yodavanckart Both religions? What both religions? What are yoy talking about?

[@anythingatall7670]

Crusaders are legitimately the coolest looking warriors in history

[@HellbirdIV]

They lucked out with two things; Tabards with cool, clean iconography (a colored field with a giant cross is VERY distinct) and more importantly, the *great helm*. Without a doubt, when someone thinks of "medieval knights", they think of the great helm, even though it only existed for a relatively short time, it just looks so damn awesome that it defines the entire image of the era. It's like the Tyrannosaurus rex of medieval armor.

[@nazimhilmanhashim940]

Winged Hussars:I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@fatcatinatuxedo7274]

Winged hussar: Hold my horse

[@sagat223]

to closet homosexuals perhaps

[@martalover17]

@ÖLÜMLÜHAYATBUGÜNVARSINYARINYOKSUN how are your days as a Turk keyboard warrior sir

[@ThorsShadow]

"Welcome to McDonalds. What is your order?" "TO MARCH INTO THE HOLY LAND!" "...OK, let me rephrase. What will you take?" "WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!"

[@praisethesun5873]

DEUS VULT

[@TioWiki]

DEUS VULT

[@joemamaobama11]

DEUS VULT

[@JuanOrtiz-jv5ji]

DEUS VULT

[@egor82]

DEUS VULT

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

Ottoman Turks: "Pfft, Malta is a small nation, we can easily take over the island." Knights of Malta:

[@Robzilla-Robotron]

This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf". So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt) And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills. So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

[@catosicarius445]

@@Robzilla-Robotron esssh

[@thatrandomeliteultra1158]

@@Robzilla-Robotron you have a point

[@catosicarius445]

@Tim Walton the Inquisition can suck my blue power armor

[@lucasadrianosoligo288]

Morgan Black:

[@jotarokujo8990]

He protecc he attacc But most importantly, he carries the world’s sin on his bacc A N D H E T A K E S J E R U S A L E M B A C C

[@jotarokujo8990]

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[@thatonegamer9860]

Thank you Jotaro, very cool.

[@jotarokujo8990]

@@thatonegamer9860 thanks

[@monikaisdonewiththeinterne2039]

Well if Jotaro, from the *Stardust Crusade* said, then it must be

[@wonderofyou3174]

I also agree

[@jada6592]

If there is christian rock. Then this is definitely christian metal.

[@ki2976]

xJADAx no duh, christian black metal exists AKA unblack metal.

[@emperor_vryko]

@@ki2976 yeah, the worst of the sub genres of Black Metal

[@tknzero8027]

@@emperor_vryko it's literally the exact same thing lmao, except the crosses are right side up

[@emperor_vryko]

@@tknzero8027 I didnt say it wasnt. Just said it was the worst sub genre of black metal lol. I dont understand it and dont care to, but I will joke about the sub genre and hey, they can do what they want

[@macias7125]

@@emperor_vryko I don’t know what you think sucks about it, but I don’t think it’s gay bad

[@memesofproduction911]

Teacher : ok so we will have a field trip in jerusalem Girls : ugh that place is so boring The boys :

[@espernova228]

D E U S V U L T !

[@amazingblyatman5760]

im going to jerusalem in 2 months and i can confirm this

[@Trez-e8u]

@@amazingblyatman5760 yeah man say AVE MARIA and watch whats gonna be XD

[@amazingblyatman5760]

@@Trez-e8u ill take a shirt with the cross on it with me

[@Trez-e8u]

@@amazingblyatman5760 AVE MARIA !

[@sammatthews1953]

When ur christian and u still want to hear metal

[@khianglam]

lol*

[@dsxd_th7616]

wewanttogulag

[@Ampulcann]

@Simon Tide when you are Simon tide and go to the gulag

[@enigmaodell6806]

might i suggest Demon slayer? not this style but pretty hard.

[@sharker7083]

Ughhh god felt bad for those people even parents won’t let their kids be. Lucky I’m catholic but I don’t usually go to church... ehh it’s boring no offense religiously humans.

[@アホバカ天才]

Teacher: Okay class, we're going to jerusalem! Girls: Ooooo cool I can't wait to see it! Boys:

[@dklius]

Deus Vult 🛐

[@КириллГребенюкн]

Ave Maria

[@blaringsea8923]

One more crusade!

[@funfactor4528]

DEUS VULT

[@womgsakornsiribureexdd1214]

Deus vult

[@feilex3668]

petition 2020: "lets storm Jerusalem they can't stop all of us"

[@shadowslayer205]

Said every nation that tried to invade Israel ever

[@poolofwater5560]

@@shadowslayer205 they forget we have the cross, knights and this song

[@marshalmarshall2109]

@@poolofwater5560 and aerial travel

[@teaganmandeville1818]

Signed

[@teaganmandeville1818]

@@shadowslayer205 but the us army is the main contributor in those wars. Area 51 is stormed, the us army is down a lot of soldiers and they can't send troops over because there are none. Nestle raid keeps some Europeans out of the war. Everyone around Israel is enemies and might help.

[@justanothercrusader6166]

Who's down for another crusade?

[@volt1068]

I don't see why not

[@DragonFruitXVI]

With how the political class in Europe is. They are actually pushing people twords it. I know alot of atheists becoming Christian...

[@josephmartin3287]

I am but what's the crusade for

[@garen9752]

I come

[@garen9752]

@@josephmartin3287 jerusalem

[@lilwyvern4]

Metal isn't just for hell anymore.

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

Bfg division intensifies...

[@LauraOvTheePsychicYouth]

@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б Hi Takumi Fujiwara i hope Bunta's tofu shop is doing great

[@joneubanks9686]

Wasn't the first Metal band founded by Christians

[@CBRN-115]

[Jesus loved this]

[@SFNouri]

I can hear this playing in Heaven.

[@josefuncovsky8957]

Corinthians 16:13 - "Be on your guard, stand firm in faith, be courageous, be strong."

[@nighthaste4311]

I'll definitely remember this

[@dangymking7273]

Amen 🙏🏼

[@arthurchadwell9267]

Deus Vult!

[@TheCrusaderInk]

Thank you brother, many people think Christianity is a pacifist religion which is not, it does promote peace but we need to protect it in the name of god

[@wander67]

​@@TheCrusaderInkBut only protect, not attack others. It's important to remember this.

[@splatterking1171]

*crusader gets hit by undead* Crusader:....... Crusader: It says you’re A HERETIC *proceeds to show holy scroll that deals 29 crit damage*

[@ВенелинЧипов]

Is that a darkest dungeon reference?

[@splatterking1171]

Shadowxscope _ Yes

[@ineedtherapy8339]

@@splatterking1171 here. have my like for this holy reference brother

[@splatterking1171]

INeedTherapy Thank you brother

[@kemar1997]

Lol

[@lthereader5670]

As a non-christian i can say this song has a powerful aura

[@AVGyerra22]

@Herry Gerry *Oh jeez*

[@murtadhaalkenani3876]

@Herry Gerry c'mon brother those Christians and their fantasy songs are dumb

[@fattytan1377]

@@murtadhaalkenani3876 dumb? Yes. Funny? Absolutely

[@ev4n_scence]

@@murtadhaalkenani3876 Mate just let us enjoy this damn song.

[@androtchitchinadze3450]

@@murtadhaalkenani3876 Shut up

[@TheMostSourKraut]

People in Jerusalem: *_WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC_*

[@Dorkeydaze]

John Cronin “””👃”””

[@TheMostSourKraut]

@@Dorkeydaze yes

[@jonathanm7973]

Oy vey

[@lordofhostsappreciator3075]

@@Dorkeydaze Based

[@acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219]

I would like to turn this INTO a the New Rick roll

[@TahockiMapper]

Me too

[@acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219]

@@TahockiMapper a Man of culture as i see

[@blaringsea8923]

Deus Vult!

[@nsombakuZambia]

YES

[@then00brathalos]

Well according to another fine brother's words . It already is starting

[@alexmax3502]

Me: I'm sorry mother, I must go now. Mother: Huh? where do you think you're going? Me: I know it's sudden and confusing, but I must make things right. Mother: What in the world are you talking about? Me: Me and my brothers will take everything back. Mother: Brothers? you're a single child! and what is this everything?! Me: *JERUSALEM*

[@leonschrijvers8280]

That's one lewd profile pic

[@alexmax3502]

@@leonschrijvers8280 Why thank you!

[@willimeister2553]

I don’t think Crusaders would treat weebs as their equals. So you better find a way to conceal that

[@realcolormusic]

And that's how a lot of childs ended in slavery on the great Children's Crusade. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade

[@acebeariously9856]

Damn you actually spill sooc

[@thomasbarden8180]

When the Arabic kid steals your fries

[@bescheradoful]

lmao

[@cristianvillanueva8782]

Sack constantinople?

[@sol2544]

I feel so bad for laughing but-

[@davidlee4805]

LYNCHED

[@zahranpratama5190]

Don't worry we wont

[@ilarri9796]

Teacher: Jerusalem Girls: What is it? Boys: IN THE NAME OF GOD WE MUST RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!! AVE MARIA BROTHERS!!

[@liambomb91six]

This youtube channel is wild. Asuka, anime, then random crusader music.

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

Father: are you listening to Christian music? Me: yes father

[@wonderofyou3174]

So many jojo fans

[@wonderofyou3174]

It’s good

[@yodavanckart]

Catholic*

[@ethancollins4593]

Breadboys represent

[@lamaatwar6923]

You have great tastes slayer, now go slaughter those demons. DEUS VULT BROTHER!

[@icaricc]

Girls locker room: "I hate going to church, it's so boring!" *Boys locker room:*

[@hot_potato6979]

Ok that one is fine

[@GAMEKILLER188]

I played this in the locker room and everyone finally shut up

[@hot_potato6979]

@@GAMEKILLER188 thx the advice

[@youneskasdi]

This is probably the only version of this meme that i actually laughed at

[@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343]

I subject of god of culture

[@spartanhawk7637]

"You can't summarize why one would want to crusade in one song." I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@openscholar9908]

I played this on my smart phone and now the compass only points to the holy lands.

[@durinV]

"i promise you,nothing of religious arguments" 3 drinks later:

[@vandal1176]

DEUS VULT!!!!!

[@ruthstewart8725]

DEUS VULT

[@arachineatzeer7478]

DEUS VULT!!!!

[@themanwholovescommentingla5921]

We WİLL Take JURSA(GROOOOk)LEM

[@svobodarolevay5940]

*DEUS VULT*

[@DatZortaw]

Muslim dude flexing: "Haha you Christians dont even dare touching a weapon" That one silent Christian dude in class:

[@mimireich]

Also muslim : *gotta be another victim again under that Christian King.*

[@ghost-zx3ki]

Man in the crusades they thought europe will stay and watch quietly.as we are invaded.Look today in western europe,its not the same thing

[@teutonicorder6284]

ghost good times will come back one day, if people believe europe will continue like this they are ignorant

[@lordofhostsappreciator3075]

@messiah YOU never won any crusades

[@supercool1312]

DatZortaw also muslim dude: If you touch that sword i will detonate myself i swear to allah

[@justpyro3136]

Christians : metal music is evil Me: *Shows them this video*

[@gabrielbarbosa1981]

Christians: **MINDBLOWING**

[@medakabox2015]

It's Christian metal tho

[@timedrifter117]

Dude this is blasphemy no joke....

[@alphariusfuze8089]

*Big 🧠 time*

[@biggsydaboss3410]

@@timedrifter117 How so?

[@RamboJoe]

When I have a crusading army in medieval Tw 2 campaign, I play "the last stand" and this song during the battles. It's amazing!

[@roiroije243]

They protecc They attacc But most importantly They take Jerusalem bacc

[@aiden-sy3ex]

its time for a fucking crusade

[@alandpac]

DEUS VULT

[@-Zerontek-]

Hell yea take your Crusader Armour, a Shield and just to be Safe Some Ak47s and the Raid can Start.

[@thisguy4345]

They protecc They attacc But most importantly They attacc

[@comradevlad7459]

More cs than my report card. Oh yeah and DEUS VULT

[@that1alice]

He says "God" 27 times in this song.

[@slayerofheretics1804]

well you are right... i count that

[@mr.execute7424]

27 times is all you need.

[@anryx555]

It's still not enough

[@The-kr9rb]

counting "Deus"?

[@slayerofheretics1804]

@@The-kr9rb 6

[@jeanleon1637]

When you're driving home, only to hear this and suddenly be in the Crusades.

[@risingscum1865]

Cygnus X-01 Suddenly your car turns into a armored horse and you find yourself in full platemail charging at a group of saracens with your sword raised and your brothers at your sides.

[@Shinzon51]

Your car became a horse.

[@randomheadshot4291]

lutin grognon sounds great

[@rafaelg1570]

666 like D:

[@tguns1]

The moment someone screams "Allahu Akbar!" is when we scream *"DEUS VULT!!!!"*

[@Gui_GD]

"For all the crusaders out there, we ready to take back the holy land" - Reynauld

[@cihanbakikok9156]

HONEY ! WHERE IS MY HOLY ARMOR ?!

[@crocketlawnchair259]

THE HOLY LAND IS IN DANGER! OUR _DINNER_ IS IN DANGER!

[@cihanbakikok9156]

AVE MARIA

[@NickThorbjørnsen2207]

We are talking about Deus Vult here!!

[@shapesnatch1341]

"That costume from 6 years ago? I threw it ou-" *Fellow knights break down the doors and carry her away to be crusified*

[@spartanspaceman5876]

BURN THE BITC- I MEAN WITCH! Its ok my brother... We will get you new armor... Except it probably wont fit and it may be a bit itchy... Dues Vult?

[@aidanmckuen1252]

When a paladin takes one level of bard

[@johncox9575]

Underrated comment here. You da real VIP

[@elito7023]

My two favorite classes

[@RobinMcBeth]

No. When the Bard becomes a Paladin and takes Devoted Performer.

[@1bucketcrusader834]

@@RobinMcBeth and has a 20 charisma

[@perryplaya6945]

When paladins multiclass as bards

[@spacecorpse3212]

if we integrate bulletproof vests and exo suits into medieval armor we can literally have a crusade today

[@goddesslilith]

lord james I am working on it my brothers would you also like blessed nukes

[@youngchief2491]

what are we waiting for?

[@col_invictus4246]

Isnt the iraq war close enough

[@marcoswillianl]

Mandalorian Armor is very knightish.

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Blessed Nuke? You mean gods thumb touching down where we desire... We only bless one thing... The napalm we use in our weapons...

[@metalnavy2552]

Playing For Honor as Warden with this music should be recommended in-game.

[@arandomguyontheinternet2308]

In general all knight faction

[@yolopolo8810]

Honestly

[@Nercoholic]

Ottoman empire: Taking Vienna will be easy. Winged hussars:

[@attackhelicopter7403]

yeah, the last big effort from poland, bavaria and austria... its like we gifted the fatherland away now...

[@halkras]

prince mustafa; *convience his brothers to stop throne fight and telling his father to stopping his madness* suleiman the "magnificent": so you have choosen death *"kills mustafa"* selim the drunk: becomes new sultan with *"drinking intensfies"*

[@guardman6806]

Then the winged hussars arrived!!

[@anarchistlilia]

hello again comrades

[@yoboikamil525]

nothing can stop the power of C A T H O L I C I S M

[@TempestFox]

Santa:Now little boy, what do you want fo christmas Me:*puts on armor* I WILL HAVE JERUSELAM! DEUS VULT

[@bombliechtenstein8046]

Jackal Ho Ho Ho Good choice

[@Tinopachanga]

Oh yeah yeah

[@TrueFlameslinger]

Santa: *puts on own set of armor* TO JERUSALEM BROTHER! DEUS VULT

[@robertlong5006]

TO JERUSALEM!! DEUS VULT !!!

[@josepizarro6142]

Dios Shaggy VULT

[@cripplingdepression3366]

So... Anyone up for another crusade?

[@intelligencecube6752]

After i finish my biscuits and tea, sure.

[@intelligencecube6752]

I love a good war!

[@joniscool9346]

*YES BROTHER WE WILL RETAKW THE HOLY LAND DEUS VULT*

[@Teostraa]

Let me finish my Canadian bacon and I'm down

[@culinarycrusader4978]

Yes because all of the previous ones was a Banger

[@iamded.]

Accidentally started this song on 2x speed and almost had a heart attack. I was not prepared for that level of fervor.

[@ashepiamonte2542]

Teacher: we will go to jerusalem Girls: i hate deserts Boys:

[@pharaongaming8617]

@Oxyaena *Girl detected on Boy mainland* Well yeah it's kinda stupid and overused and quite unfunny, not gonna agree about Sexist tho, Boys and girls do in fact Act absolutely differently from one another mostly So I don't really see anything wrong with it, would you like to explain what you see wrong with it except it being overused and not funny to start with?

[@coitokkkkkk7762]

@Oxyaena gonna cry?

[@terrorfire8505]

@Oxyaena whatcha ya gonna do? Cry kiddo

[@Cancoillotteman]

@Oxyaena I just wanna reassure you that not everyone needs to get agressive with you. I disagree with you and find the joke, though repetitive, rather funny, and honestly do not see why it should be considered sexist (since taking back the holy land seems rather stupid for me an atheist). However, IN THE NAME OF GOD, I still wish you a good day. (And even though an atheist this song makes me wanna grab a sword and charge yelling at the first ennemy)

[@Katx-]

I love it how all this comments comments are a comment on a comment left on this comment. (im sorry trying to type/think this one out loud also hurts my brain 🙃 )

[@mayukhsamadder776]

I played this in Istanbul Now it's Constantinople

[@NoOne-gx3os]

Ironic cozz Costantinople is Istambul bcs of crusaders. 4rth Crusade still dont know what they were thinking.

[@collincaperton6718]

@@NoOne-gx3os they weren't thinking

[@tremaine1058]

Big brain move

[@scpfoundation7512]

POLIS AÇ KAPIYI (POLICE OPEN THE DOOR)

[@techpriestmars6731]

But you know. Even old New York was once new Amsterdam. Why they changed it? Oh I cant say. People just liked it better that way I suppose.

[@azariahkyras7736]

"My desires are... unconventional." "So show me." "DEUS VULT! CALL THE POPE! WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!" "....."

[@danythebearded]

laughed wayyyyy to hard at this xD

[@dukem8774]

@@danythebearded *FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR! ! ! DEUS VULT ! ! !*

[@brotherjauffre4923]

*AKATOSH VULT* my brother we will take Oblivion!

[@brotherjauffre4923]

@Ruby Rose I would rather die! *Takes out sword* for the empire!

[@brotherjauffre4923]

@Ruby Rose blarrg *dies*

[@carlosbarjageijo9879]

Nadie: Absolutamente nadie: Reynauld en Darkest Dungeon: 67 de critico

[@reesewhittington6778]

Deus vult

[@VesperLilly]

when you insult someone's waifu but then they insult god

[@-Zerontek-]

You just dont insult ones Waifu

[@VesperLilly]

@@-Zerontek- especially if it was a goblin insulting one of your's, sir Beardcutter/Orcbolg

[@-Zerontek-]

@@VesperLilly Oh Yes, Of Couse i would Slay em

[@-Zerontek-]

@@VesperLilly And isee youre A man of Culture As Well.

[@snorp6781]

@@-Zerontek- You fail to understand... *YOUR WAIFU IS TRASH.*

[@NocturnGamz]

Karen: rock music will never be holy Powerwolf:

[@themanwholovescommentingla5921]

Well this is power metal not rock

[@justamanofculture1168]

I think Dazai Osamu Is the best character...

[@rexflamevermillion5527]

Powerwolf : hold my Jerusalem !

[@weebpowerag8970]

Then we got the last stand from sabaton

[@blaringsea8923]

Deus Vult infidel!

[@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr]

My phone rang in the church with this as my ringtone. Priest nooded at me like "Hell yeah brother"

[@normalname9868]

At that point you should crack a cold one with him.

[@jackiedim7028]

MakeMeDinner Holy shit you gave me an idea!

[@Lo-tf6qt]

That's because *God Wills it*

[@arturkvieira]

Brotha*

[@aurothelarper]

heaven yah bruther

[@LegoTakodachi]

What it feels to use a squad of Crusaders in Darkest Dungeon

[@_myst_4267]

I showed this to some Ultramarines Now they’re Black Templar.

[@heitorh.v5581]

40k intensifies

[@arch758]

hell yeah

[@creaper1376]

Me, a simple guardsman: the Space Marines will save us!!! Space Marines: *DUES VULT, DEUS VULT, DUES VULT* me: excuse me but what in the name of the emperor?

[@deaconh358]

No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!

[@itstriplem2069]

BY THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR

[@JoaoSantos-cx7st]

My neighbors get so confused, they cant tell if I'm satanic or religious

[@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse]

You are a muslim harry!

[@rodrigod2281]

Satán is my religion.

[@allananderson6343]

If you worship Satan, you're still religious.

[@heypeter1846]

Well Satanism doesn't actually worship Satan.

[@hejhej8091]

Allan Anderson actully i was athiest i hates so much religion and like WHO Are talking about satan and god but im now a jesus fallower but im still not love religion

[@Malos_]

When the turk kid says he was from "Instanbul"

[@greg1156]

*I T ' S C O N S T A N T I N O P L E*

[@oscar471]

*Laugh in byzantium*

[@skitariiranger4346]

you misspelled constantinople

[@stein3756]

Tsarigrad... it's Tsarigrad

[@chrusos_strtks]

@@stein3756 No....it's CONSTANTINOPLE

[@madeinmeme9688]

*FAITH IN GOD RESTORED*

[@BoredomBee]

*Me before listening to this song:* Scots-Irish descended, agnostic, never leaves the house *Me after:* Pure-blooded French crusader headed for Constantinople

[@johndavis7075]

But the crusaders were from England

[@BoredomBee]

@@johndavis7075 I didn't say I was a _smart_ crusader.

[@landrylongacre6391]

I stayed a highlander but I got a cool crusader themed highlander outfit and had the urge to take back the holy land

[@BoredomBee]

@@landrylongacre6391 Hell yeah, let's go with that!

[@chagui5253]

@@johndavis7075 Euh... No

[@douglasda1412]

In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven Mater sin - the name of god Where nights in war and fire Raise your sword for holy blood We burn them on the pyre To defend, to commend to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium! In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven Brother sin, belive in sword To nights of blood and thunder Strike for glory and reward We came to kill and plunder To your faith, your crusade to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium! In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we follow In the Name of God we follow In the Name of Mater Maria, in the Name of God! In the Name of Mater Maria: Deus in regnium! Sanctus Christus deus vult In the Name of God! Sanctus Iesus Deus Vult In the Name of God! Sanctus Christus Deus Vult In the Name of God! Cantus Lupus: In the Name of God! Agnus Christus: In the Name of God! Sanctus Lupus: In the Name of God!

[@yoboikamil525]

This needs to be the top comment.

[@protoxic2420]

Lyrical genius

[@-Zerontek-]

I just Love *CRUSADERS*

[@xXtheshit226Xx]

911 likes bro wtf

[@Wortlethal]

I think in the beginning they actually say, “Matyrs in the name of god”

[@jasonpurcellau]

In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven Martyrs in - the name of god Where nights in war and fire Raise your sword for holy blood We burn them on the pyre To defend, to command, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium! In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven Brother sin, believe in sword To nights of blood and thunder Strike for glory and reward We came to kill and plunder To your fate, your crusade, to the holy war Mater Maria To the end we will stand, we are fighting for Deus in regnium! In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we go to heaven In the Name of God In the Name of God In the Name of God we follow In the Name of God we follow In the Name of Mater Maria, in the Name of God ! In the Name of Mater Maria: Deus in regnium! Sanctus Christus deus vult In the Name of God! Sanctus Iesus Deus Vult In the Name of God! Sanctus Christus Deus Vult In the Name of God! Cantus Lupus: In the Name of God! Agnus Christus: In the Name of God! Sanctus Lupus: In the Name of God!

[@marcuspetrushko3762]

JaCobian Putz where you put mater, are you sure it's not martyr?

[@jasonpurcellau]

Marcus Petrushko All the lyrics sites say it's Mater. Mater also means Mother which makes sense.

[@marcuspetrushko3762]

JaCobian Putz I see.

[@ja-vishaara]

JaCobian Putz You said, belive, instead of believe

[@mayonaisseskin3602]

deus vult

[@ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian]

They need to do a collab with Sabaton, have Powerwolf sing The Last Stand and have Sabaton sing this

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Yes

[@Ahmad-tq2eq]

Teacher:we got a new student from israel Girls:Omg i want to make friends with him Boys:

[@devastatorx5874]

we're gonna make him give us Jerusalem

[@themanwholovescommentingla5921]

İs he from Jursalem?

[@creed3830]

@@themanwholovescommentingla5921 I WILL TAKE JERUSALÉN DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

[@smartboi5354]

Nice n a z i pfo ya have there pal

[@denchik5798]

Jordan attacked,Israel crash that,futaile attempt-CONTROL JERUSALEM!!

[@far_away907]

Teacher: "ok class we are taking a trip to Jerusalem" Girls: "eww its so hot there" Boys: "we will help the crusader chads" The crusader chads:

[@Romaboo453]

Deus voult

[@SM-ly5tf]

Muslim chads kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZi1g5Vmq9Bjfdk

[@far_away907]

@@SM-ly5tf IN THE NAME OF GOD

[@samurexatlas7373]

*draws greatsword* DEUS VULT!

[@thschnick]

Paradox Interactive: Crusader Kings 3 won't be featuring the phrase "Deus Vult" because it is racist. Me:

[@Staymos]

Schnick frfr

[@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse]

Deus vult isn't racist this is like saying Allahu Ekber is racist

[@terrorfire8505]

They must die for heresy

[@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse]

@@terrorfire8505... Oi we need peace not another war!

[@TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse]

@Hideki i don't think you can take jerusalem

[@purplefanta7142]

"This things making fun of you, actually" *Literal coolest thing ever*

[@thehypergamer9873]

Is this good Church music?

[@SCP-217-Keter]

The Hyper Gamer !! Yes btw cool Dog :D

[@seanunknown6868]

Is the earth round?

[@williamhunter53]

No the Earth is not round! Its Diamond shape, geez! >.>

[@niewyrdanykoficiel524]

William Hunter Nope, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_(American_band)

[@squiddy7869]

You believe in the earth?? sheesh

[@jollyswagman9242]

2019 We will take Jerusalem Jerusalem: they cant be serious (Next day) 11 million crusaders at the gates Edit: Thanks for the likes brothers

[@settratheimperishable3491]

and they are playing powerwolf and sabaton

[@goright4499]

there is 5 593 553 crusaders in 2019

[@kagancetin8769]

@@goright4499 5.597.848

[@culinarycrusader4978]

We have an elite team called the A-Men

[@robertlong5006]

sinchiro ichihada We have a brother behind enemy lines CRIPPLE THEM DEUS VULT!!!!

[@55varian]

1: Join Life is Feudal RP/PVP server 2: Create a crusader guild with the motto/war cry "DEUS VULT" 3: Recruit many members and knight them all. 3: Play this music very loud over soundboard so every player in directional chat can hear you 4: Slay all heathens. 5: Profit.

[@kabob0077]

YOU GET TO REPENT, AND YOU GET TO REPENT, AND YOU GET TO REPENT!

[@basileus1092]

Are there isolated Minecraft servers which aren't degenerate and autistic? I know of one which used to be sufficiently glorious, but it fell. If so, stay strong lads.

[@kagtkalem7115]

There is are heathens in LiF.

[@kagtkalem7115]

James Hoff LiF is so hard if i play solo. Damn i dont have many friends and who are friend of mine doesnt LiF :(

[@EeniThesian66]

That would actually work in Albion Online as a Merc guild

[@sreaktanius6892]

Im not even christian but this is a masterpiece

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Same

[@praisethesun5873]

Same

[@spaghettboy2173]

I’m Atheist but when this song is playing I’m Christian through and through

[@themanwholovescommentingla5921]

Same

[@ataberkergonca2004]

Ayniyız bunu dinlediğimde hristiysn sabaton dinledigimda sarkı hangi ülkenin hikayesini anlatıyosa oralıyım

[@bathysphere1070]

Crusade? Let's go! I'll bring the Holy Hand Grenades!

[@knavishtoast2078]

Bathysphere but we need brother Maynard

[@user-ji6pm4iw6h]

Of Antioch?

[@darkinfinity2829]

BUT ONLY COUNT TO 3 ONLY! ONLY 3! NOT MORE NOT LESS! NOT 2 NOT 4 ONLY 3

[@atlasssian7232]

@@darkinfinity2829 TIS BUT ONLY A SCRATCH

[@exitiokaoset2319]

"Bring fourth the holy handgrenade"

[@deusvult7287]

Did they really just delete the videos „In the name of god“ & „The last stand“ where you can see scenes from movies about crusades🥺🥺😢 They had millions of views...

[@timkoe7023]

Seems that YT doesn't like these vids..

[@deusvult7287]

Timkoe The channel who uploaded both got deleted (or maybe striked..?)

[@arturkvieira]

Heretic pagans everywhere. God shall "strike" them as well (got It?).

[@indoexile1215]

Time for a new crusade

[@deusvult7287]

Artur V yes xD

[@inspectoralexei3694]

Legend says that if you put the speed at 1.25 and turn up the volume to full, you will hear the horses thundering towards Jerusalem

[@nifty1344]

The legend is true

[@kimjong-kunikal4256]

@@nifty1344 Yes it is.

[@kimjong-kunikal4256]

And why do I see them?

[@глядящийвбездну]

А если на 0.75 то услышите хард металл версию

[@NoName-ze8kz]

@@глядящийвбездну Ti russki schpion?

[@MrYuyu2008]

If God and satin ever start a war this better be playing in the background

[@SpeepFat]

"satin" dude....

[@SpeedyGaming]

You mean Satan? Lol! It’s all good bro.

[@michaeldarrow7485]

Doesn’t the bible say that will happen at the second coming

[@SpeedyGaming]

@@michaeldarrow7485 in the book of revelations yes, but it’s not God vs Satan although that’s the spiritual war that took place long before the Earth was formed and is known as the figurative/perpetual war. It will be a physical war against the Anti-Christ (a human political figure/sorcerer that follows the prince of darkness) against the (bridegroom), Christ when he returns to gather the 12 tribes of Israel to build up the kingdom of God on Earth.

[@michaeldarrow7485]

@@SpeedyGaming ok thanks I always though it was gonna be god and his armies against Satan and his armies

[@butterman3817]

Pope said it's my turn to retake the holy land

[@erengrad6950]

Do it brother

[@creaper1376]

I'm now imagining a skeleton army taking Jerusalem... spooky...

[@AVI-lh6rm]

pope said its my turn to have half of the world >:(

[@randomyoutubeuser444]

DEUS VULT BROTHER

[@lukadek]

I played this to my Jewish friend Now he’s a crusader

[@thisguy4345]

In the name of yehawa

[@grimchameleon0546]

you mean a crusader against white civilization?

[@lukadek]

We’ll See.

[@TheBlankInk]

How to convert ppl into christianity 100

[@acccident3349]

@@grimchameleon0546 why there is always a guy like you?

[@VesperLilly]

teacher: we are going to Jerusalem girls: ugh, Jerusalem is so boring... CHAD CRUSADERS:

[@creaper1376]

Everyone: *forgot it was the 21st century Muslims: *prepare for EXPLOSIONS*

[@ops7629]

DEUS VULT

[@MK-Ultra-enyojer]

@NTF SQUAD 67 ahhahaa

[@RobinMcBeth]

Can we appreciate the irony of me coming full circle for my Polish Roman-Catholic mother ^^

[@stevenb6253]

"Where did this sword come from?"

[@DeePScharge]

God wills it don't question it!

[@richie_23]

well i wouldn't question it if its a sword but i got an M60E6 machine gun with white camo and templar cross at the stock

[@Zarryon12]

It burns with an awesome power! It tells me to smite my enemies and take back what is mine! SHINING SWORD!!! DEUS VULT!

[@ivanangelov9817]

Christian soldiers in WW3 versus Iran's soldiers "IN THE NAME OF GOD"

[@whiteboardchristian1911]

Oooooooh I see what you did there. ;)

[@mra3996]

The enemy is china..

[@RealHumanGuy_]

The enemy is Juice

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

As a representative of the norse, we offer our swords to your crusade

[@creaper1376]

I think you ment to say, Sem representativer ór norse, inn vér gørokkarrr swords til krusaderinn

[@crylec6534]

Dude...northern crusades

[@crylec6534]

@Darius still tho, they gotten crusaded

[@lillejuensen8084]

Creaper 137 are you trying too speak nørron?

[@zepicklejho8105]

Are u a mørron?

[@LucasK047]

Glória à Deus!

[@enfixu5833]

GLÓRIA A DEUS IRMÃO!!!!