Are these the WORST holiday gifts ever?!?

[@JohnSmith-ep6bj]

I respect Vanessa saying she wouldn't pitch anything she wouldn't do herself

[@jupiterliketheplanet]

oh captain, my captain!

[@BestArtist]

She's lying.

[@resileaf9501]

@@BestArtist She ate the floor gummy bear

[@jupiterliketheplanet]

@@BestArtist gamergate comment

[@Crocogator]

@@BestArtist she literally ate a 9 million scoville piece of candy off the floor. I believe her.

[@andalongjacket]

Dan getting secondhand spooked was so precious

[@CrimsonCruz92]

And right after Dan asks "what is it?" Which continued the laughter for a few more seconds.

[@Qorelin]

Reminded me of a pair of cats.

[@draexian530]

Best part. Dan hearing a non-bit scream out of Arin and immediately panicing is gold.

[@LylaRoseLucero]

Yup! Adorable :3

[@ladydjiv]

I love that Arins panic scream immediately triggers Dan’s flight response, no questions asked 🤣

[@rainbowsupernova86]

I was shopping for a 2024 calendar last week and saw SO MANY pooping dog calendars. I thought to myself, "Who are these for!?!?!?" And now I know. Now I know.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

These coincidences are why I love the internet.

[@Hermititis]

I saw one last week too, but it was part of one of the White Elephant gifts at a work party.

[@Dr1nkUrMlkShake]

I bought one solely because of this episode

[@vulkendov5210]

I buy one of those for my girlfriend's dad every year. He loves them, and the "Pooping Pooches" calendar donates a dollar from every sale to the Maui Humane Society.

[@jaimeeshivers5001]

My mom and I used to get my grandpa one every year for Christmas for like 10 years straight. I think I might have to start that tradition again with this one lmao

[@i0n4a]

7:21 "Masked person audibly suffering but doesn't want to make a big deal out of it" is my favorite genre of comedy.

[@Lolo_Sketches]

Well said

[@memememeow]

words cannot express the joy i felt upon seeing the screaming goat, a trinket i have on my very own desk. i lifted mine up to show him his famous brother and he screamed with excitement

[@katybee7003]

I bought one for a white elephant party and it was well received! Honestly wouldn’t have been upset if I ended up keeping it

[@anamiko]

I got one for my mom one year because she kept saying she wanted a goat, I thought this was a good compromise.

[@lisah-p8474]

There is one in my household as well. Lmao. A chorus of goats scream in delight!

[@shuckgrim]

there was one at my first job and he watched over the break table

[@gvpapertowels326]

I got one last year, I press him when I'm stressed....which is often

[@kirbyotaku]

Well now I'm excited for the episode where they'll make a time machine to go back and meet their past selves.

[@artbk]

And I'm excited for one of the next of your videos having the pooping dog calendar cheekily sitting on a wall

[@Molue_]

@@artbk Yeah, you just *_KNOW_* that'll happen. It really isn't even a question of *'if',* but *_'when'._*

[@tariqshort4025]

hi big fan.

[@kostyounothing]

with their new, state-of-the-art home build time machine!

[@OldManBOMBIN]

What's about elves?

[@Saitken]

I like how Dan didn’t even know what was in the family box he just got scared on principal

[@laughsingay]

When someone else screams you scream too. It is a law of the universe.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Well after seeing Arin inhale mealworms like a ravenous hyena, I'm sure Dan realized whatever was in that box had to be pretty scary.

[@overeazy]

very excellent survival instincts

[@xwexarexbulletsx]

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX

[@loeaglelo]

Arin jumps and Dan just straight up books it….that gift killed me 😂

[@jajajasputin8927]

Vanessa underestimating how the modern adults are starved of novelty. Also the Carol of the Cats ft Goat had me crying

[@fruityplumguy6532]

Arin screaming at the spider box as Dan runs around in the wolf underwear is one of the moments of all time

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Two part comment on specifically the wolf manties. Bummer they didn't say anything about wolfjob. I will now assume that Dan is wearing those specific underwear 24/7 from now on. That's the headcanon I will accept no alternatives.

[@NOTIAREPANDA]

@@jocomfiresin6982manties is not a word I was prepared to read today while rewatching this episode. I will be looking for an excuse to use it now.

[@dmturtle2109]

That spider-box is probably the biggest jump scare on the channel.

[@MrTy.TheRageGuy]

The only time I can recall where Arin was genuinely spooked by something. It’s expected of Dan, but Arin’s fear made it an instant memory

[@aaronstreet1054]

The balloon on Unos Anus was pretty great 👍🏻

[@FeralJesterActivities]

Vanessa is actually one of my fav behind the scenes folks. She’s so fucking funny

[@tjferman7818]

I completely agree! I just miss Aly too. She had such a contagious laugh 😢

[@1WEareBUFO1]

The dirt water. Her time on this Earth will be limited, her nerve is too reckless.

[@Kate-r2h4o]

Arin looks like he’s the type of exhausted delirious where he is uncontrollably laughing and simultaneously on the verge of tears this entire video

[@tonyjackson4078]

I love that 75% of the "bad" gifts were genuinely appreciated.

[@MarkThePage]

I'm with Vanessa on detesting 100% of these gifts. Yet we still find the Grumps entertaining despite having such opposite tastes? I feel like I'll be emotionally unpacking this for years.

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

@@MarkThePageThe only one I detest is the calendar one, everything else I would either have fun for a bit or absolutely adore. I would kill for those mealworms and that gummy bear lmao

[@NoriMori1992]

8:48 Arin: "Larvets! Bro these are so good! Vanessa!" Vanessa: *screaming in anguish* "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THIS!"

[@niceboomstick1882]

Vanessa 😏

[@MaeMaeC2077]

10:35 Dan hopping right the fuck out of that chair has me SCREAMING 💀💀

[@river_essence]

It killed me too 💀😂😂

[@aaronnostwich9395]

The second Arin pulled that thing out of the not-so-fun box I knew what was gonna happen. XD

[@edwardpm89]

And he didn’t even know what happened lol just a reaction to Arin’s scream

[@AshlynOne]

As someone with arachnophobia, I can heavily relate.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

@@AshlynOne So glad I knew what the fuck was coming! My own Arachnophobia has progressed to the point where I couldn’t look at my phone! 😭😭😭😭

[@L1ttl3Cr0w]

12:07 Dan: "Your gonna have to remove your face-" Arin: "NOOOOO!!!"

[@Takaichi666-]

Reminds of my child 😂😂

[@levitatinglavalamps]

He sounds SO offended being asked to remove his face 🤣

[@XxAmayaAixX]

I have not laughed so hard at a bit like the spider one in SO long (as If I wouldn't be crying myself)

[@stormysketches7600]

I kept replaying it XD

[@gamefan6219]

they're in for a treat once they play Lethal Company.@@stormysketches7600

[@jajajasputin8927]

I feel that

[@OrionTheHoonter]

That was the funniest shit i've seen in a good while for sure

[@FlinnyWinny]

It's so fucking funny I've replayed it so many times lol

[@RomanticLoveSongs611]

I admire Vanessa's commitment to not pitching anything she wouldn't do herself. Watching her eat the gummy bear off the floor hilariously evokes the "the dog has something from outside that's not supposed to be in its mouth" vibes 😭. Props to the editor for adding a sizzle sound when the gummy bear touched Dan's finger-it's those tiny details that enhance the comedic charm!

[@dallasturnbuckle6614]

Vanessa has to have an immune system that rivals wolverine’s.

[@MarkThePage]

If she is still with us, she certainly does now.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

mine's so powerful it's trying to kill me via my colon. it's pretty sweet other than pooping blood and the extra cancer risk.

[@jeefberky9101]

Dan immediately running for high ground without even seeing what Arin screamed at is hilarious and something I feel on a spiritual

[@ZenSolipsist]

Honestly, as long as the bois are having fun there are no bad gifts 🧡☺️🌈

[@Dun-N-Dusted]

Freaking facts

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

boi means lesbian. that doesn't make the statement any less true, people should just remember that.

[@zeclago9238]

I know this won't be seen by The Grumps, but I just wanna say thank you for what you do, you've really helped me through the last few months since my mom's cancer came back and my girlfriend dumped me. You've been a reliable source of laughs in a season of cries. Love you guys

[@jajajasputin8927]

I know this was from a month back, but I hope you're doing better my friend. I'm currently suffering from an autoimmune myself. It sucks but these two brighten my life

[@InfiniteDimensionalRifts]

You were seen!

[@original_demonic]

The person doing the captions deserves more credit…they have describing the sounds of Arin down to a tee.

[@kittybun8845]

Well, now I have to rewatch the video with subtitles on Update: I have returned. This was indeed a worthy experience

[@kelpy_kelp]

“Screams into ass” got me 🤣

[@asleepintheback92]

Shout out to the person doing captions on GG vids these days - they're perfectly translating not just what's being said but also the comedy/vibe, without sacrificing accuracy. Appreciate you so much. xxx

[@seanduffy4516]

I love the editor for including a sizzle when the gummy bear touched Dan's finger

[@jupiterliketheplanet]

Thank you! Love you too

[@mokarokas-1727]

@@jupiterliketheplanet - Their welcome?

[@jupiterliketheplanet]

@@mokarokas-1727 good point! updated with thanks and love. I’ll keep trying to add pinache to the sfx

[@mokarokas-1727]

@@jupiterliketheplanet - lol, I just made a jab at the grammar.

[@jupiterliketheplanet]

@@mokarokas-1727 haha aw geez. that's how bad my grammar is. You gave me a shot at correcting it and I still fumbled it lol

[@adrianbrodin1319]

12:21 You can tell the exact moment Arin thought of his buttbaby joke.

[@AugRing]

the way his eyes slowly drift up

[@Takaichi666-]

The wheels were spinning 😂😂😂

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Vanessa eating the gummy bear off the floor gives "the dog has something from outside that's not supposed to be in its mouth" vibes 😭

[@SirNeutral]

"NO VANESSA!!!"

[@Sunshine-san]

"Vanessa, what do you have in your mouth? VANESSA!"

[@TheMCzorro]

"I know what's been on that floor, that's why I feel comfortable eating the bear"

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@Sunshine-san I literally have to do this with my dog daily 😭

[@GreatWightSpark]

Dan doesn't like having ANOTHER farting money bank in the room, he already has to put up with his boss ❤ 13:50 wow, they were so right about the firework door!

[@Lucifersfursona]

It’s harder to shake money directly out of arin’s ass. But not impossible

[@donvoltonus8898]

I may have grown out of watching these two goobers game, but their IRL chaos energy never gets old.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Eh. Give it a go on only audio. Gaming content is eh. But it's not like they are selling quality gaming content. If you enjoy them in ten minutes power hour you will probably still enjoy the somewhat more laid back version of them sure audio only game playthrough won't make a ton of sense but you'll miss tons of jokes and quality stuff by limiting yourself. Also. The gaming content was never fully a comedy thing for me nor games. Just a nice chill session in the where I get to listen to these two really good fans just hanging out playing games.

[@7itanShift3r]

"You don't like showing feet so I'll do it." Their friendship is everything.

[@hypochlorite]

Love moments when the crew gets super pumped and excited while dan looks around like a dad supervising a bunch of kids that arent his. The gentle panic, soft disappointment, and calm discouragement hit differently

[@colormeconfused1186]

I'm not joking, my mom and each of her coworkers have one of those screaming goats at their desks. Every time something bad happens, a chorus of goat screams rings through her office. It's great

[@jajajasputin8927]

This made my day

[@LycanLink]

12:55 - I love that they censored Chad's mouth when Danny swore, since Danny was off-camera. 😂

[@suchnothing]

Look at this !@#$%^ graph!

[@afro-sisco9751]

10:32 I love how fast arin gets scared and laughs with no sound then turns red with embarrassment of actually getting scared.

[@katebyrne5743]

Arin’s snorts of pain after frenching the spicy bear 10/10

[@avaw583]

Not a sentence I ever thought I'd read but alas

[@Kingskid-ci8tf]

I hate that i was the one that changed this from 69 likes, but I had to add my support to this literary nugget masterpiece😭

[@kutekenzz]

10:46 this is the hardest Arin has laughed on a Power Hour in a while 😆 it's not often we see his silent laughter 👏🏻👏🏻

[@hammo-og]

I've always loved Vanessa at the BTS person but watching her dead ass look in the camera and put a spicy floor-seasoned gummy bear in her mouth truly made me fall. i love when she does what the grumps won't do. legend. edit: all kudos to krampus as well, esp putting the mask back on after

[@TeddySaxbang5690]

8:54 _I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THIS!_

[@purrsianplays]

0:04 So Arin’s vocal impressions are not only on point - he just had to hit us with this gold too 😂

[@TrackpadProductions]

It's very in-character of Arin to have a favourite thing about pooping dogs.

[@purrsianplays]

@@TrackpadProductionsYou’re right - that tracks!

[@jazzberryram]

We goofed. We gaffed. But most importantly: we gooned.

[@jennilocke]

I like how Dan flailed around like a startled old lady at the spider box

[@thelastword1414]

I must've watched the spider bit at least 5 times at this point. That prompted an actual, genuine laugh that I needed today

[@gemini_emerald1068]

The genuine fear and freakout of the spider made me laugh so hard my stomach cramped. That's the true meaning of crampus

[@Snuzzled]

Vanessa looking absolutely terrified when Arin was excited to eat the worms is my favorite part lmao. Especially after she said she wouldn't pitch something she wouldn't do herself.

[@FishPlinko]

Idk why they shit on the table in this one. Not a gag or anything, they just really did it.

[@suchnothing]

Someone had to 🤷‍♀

[@Kibannn]

It was Arin so I feel like it wasn't actually that surprising tbh

[@jajajasputin8927]

Arin thinking the puzzle was impossible put such a genuine flavour of "my birthday party is ruined" in his voice, my heart was broke fr

[@coryKoopsVODS]

Love how Dan reacts just as intensely to the spider just based off of Arin's reaction alone

[@lunarrainbowstar1]

I work in a retail store that has both that box and 1000% I can confirm that spider gets everyone every time. The best part is that a majority of us that work there are arachnophobic and when they first came in all you could hear was a scream and then uproarious laughter going thru each room to each coworker individually. Absolutely worth my own shriek

[@trivinia]

I want to personally shake the hand of whoever does the subtitles. They need a raise.

[@Necrapocalypse]

Oh yeah they definitely sold a few jokes.

[@jex638]

i think it’s tucker

[@MalcomTidus]

@@jex638 I don't think it's tucker anymore since like a long time ago.

[@jex638]

@@MalcomTidus dang

[@xVooDooPiMPx]

I want to shake your hand

[@trappedgenius7294]

every now and then i like to come back to this video mainly because of the perfect combination of arin’s scream and dan getting scared during the spider in the box part. one of the funniest moments in game grumps history.

[@RichardDiSmoke]

Even though I miss Allie here and there, Vanessa is a very awesome gift to the team! More Vanessa please

[@nullFall]

the "see you next season space cowboy" really got me... i'll miss season 2, but im more excited for season 3! Happy holidays and see yall next year!

[@Maria.Annette]

As someone who once got only fuzzy socks for Christmas and FUCKING LOVED IT, I'm interested to see what's considered a bad gift.

[@Jennilynne]

Dude, I always appreciate fuzzy/comfy items

[@suchnothing]

I love seeing what other people think I would enjoy in a sock pattern. It's like seeing yourself through their eyes, ya know?

[@jocomfiresin6982]

I got fuzzy socks for christmas one time and specifically remembered being real "eyeroll" about it. I of course didn't say anything or show any emotion but thought I'll never use these... They became my house slippers and I am super bummed that they are falling apart. The immense amount of tools and the like I'm given due to my age and relative shape of my genitals that I actually quite like getting has been used way less.

[@pluto999club4]

It's the little things

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

@@suchnothingi love super dumb/silly themed socks. My favorite pack I ever got was themed around aliens eating pizza. My favorite pair from that pack is an alien in a ufo holding up a pizza slice. It’s so ridiculous and fun. I always love gifts like that.

[@FlyntofRWBY]

That is the most genuine scream I've ever heard come out of Arin. I have tears going down my face from laughter 😂

[@hunterblanchard6538]

Arin screaming “NO >:(“ into the ass of a pillow is something I didn’t think I needed today

[@pimzaeVT]

tbh the pooping dogs calendar is an underrated masterpiece

[@JoeHawk215]

It's ok Vanessa, you'll find worse gifts next year 😅

[@tombwady3330]

3:31 Sometimes I forget how much of a soldier Arin is 💀

[@bellflower1183]

5:08 I actually ate the nitro gummy bear for a challenge at my job since we sold some. I swear to God it was the worst experience ever and my stomach was killing me afterwards, so I know how Arin and the crew felt. I literally had to eat a pint of ice cream since it was so bad.

[@awesomefox555]

So I actually looked up the Scoville scale and 9 million is apparently higher than police grade pepper spray.

[@curtainwolf2958]

I always love to have captions on for their videos. Whoever does them 100% needs more credit.

[@NWolfsson]

That gummy bear is the perfect gift for anyone following the tradition of Drawfee's Porfmas. (In short, you have to give the recipient something to consume, in front of you, at the time that you've gifted it. Failure to do so will summon Porf who will make sure that everything is consumed.)

[@vigorouslethargy]

I liked this year's Porfmas. A very easily consumable lineup compared to previous years.

[@spookymoth6134]

This channel has been one of my top comfort channels. Helps me through tough, sad and even boring days and nights. I'm looking forward for Season 3 next year. So Game Grumps crew, thank you. Thank you for the laughs, chaotic moments, and creativity. Thank you so much 🥲💝💞💕

[@creeperlox]

Weekly Power Hour?! That's the best Christmas Gift of all! Thank you, you beautiful Grumps team!

[@thriftradical]

I personally am very happy that the boys are taking a break. Y’all work too hard. I hope you everyone gets some much needed rest. I know I’m just one person and this will probably not reach many, if anyone. But I’ll still be here when y’all come back. Love you guys.

[@carrioncosplay]

10MPH never fails to make my day, week, month, and year that much better. Thank you for being so you, guys! And thank you to the whole team for getting in on the shenanigans and being awesome. You all rock!!! Season 3 is gonna be FANTASTIC!!!!

[@mothg0d]

i swear anyone not watching 10mph with subtitles on is missing out So Much. thank you so much to whoever is in charge of this

[@djfoxyvlogs1306]

Cant wait for season 3 guys, good job. Take a well needed and deserved break, ill see ya in the future!

[@kathleenmorrison2908]

I love 10MPH very much, thank you to everyone for filming, finding things to do, and mopping up Arin's sweat and Dan's tears.

[@skullghost3]

Sad this season is over, but looking forward to season 3!

[@QuincyKane]

Thanks for all the laughs! Have a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

1:57 Somewhere deep in my soul this resonated with me. I get you Arnold. I get you.

[@hamadryad]

Why does it feel so bittersweet seeing the end of season 2 and the message at the end of the video? Like honestly I wanna cry lol they make me so so happy and I have been a fan since 2016. I have so many wonderful memories of 10mph back when it first started and up until now. Can’t wait for season 3 guys 💛

[@bekss3]

I've seen the jumpscare part 10 times already. What a perfect grumps moment

[@idiotslayer2]

I paused the episode at 0:20 and drove to the dispensary. Thanks for reminding me!

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I had to put my dog down today and this video had me scream crying out of laughter. You guys made my day 200x better and I can’t thank you enough! Can’t wait for season 3!

[@Jack_Wolfe]

14:00 welp, its cannon, part of season 3 will involve the grumps time traveling and wearing those costumes.

[@amethystcovette]

I love the screaming goat. At my last job we had one and if anyone was having a particularly bad day we called it a “goat day” cause we just wanted to scream like the goat

[@TheMunfurd]

Oh my gods this is one of my new favourites. Danny yeeting himself off screen when Arin gets scared by the prank box. And Arin talking/shouting into the butt pillow. This is a thing of beauty. Oh jeez I can't breathe 😂😂😂

[@Sunshine-san]

Last year for Christmas, my dad got one of those pooping dog calendars and he loved it and it does not surprise me in the slightest that Arin also loves it

[@bradseeker]

the most sought-after gift at our yankee swap was a pooping dog calendar... it's the simple pleasures in life

[@candy2325]

Omfg the spider bit was hilarious 😂 can’t wait for season 3 2024 🎉 I’ve been watching your 10MPH consistently and you guys are so funny

[@ninjafools1599]

Dan playing the goat scream with the card was priceless 🤣😂

[@godspeedyoublacknerd]

Vanessa is the real hero of the 10MPH

[@BlueMageBrilly]

Thanks for all the smiles and see you in the future, which is definitely a dream come true when you're all involved.

[@Baseball_Louie6320]

So excited! I hope you guys enjoy your well deserved break ♥️ have a happy holidays!

[@kenedyables4607]

The baby giggle at the beginning 😂 this whole episode was a treat ❤

[@that1badyoutuber117]

11:54 my new favorite episode

[@Drawey10Girl]

Dan's "Y'know???” at 5:55 fuckin sends me

[@plushdragonteddy]

2:46 one time, the guy in front of me in line for airport security was wearing those fish slippers, and it made my day if i'm being honest

[@rozeebadeebap]

ngl if i got any of these presents i'd be overjoyed idk why any of these were considered "bad" lmao thank you for this season of the 10mph! thank you to the boys, to everyone involved in the planning, making, and post prod of every episode, and even to the guests that showed up. always got me looking forward to something every week

[@mdunn8096]

I adore episodes with Vanessa and the crew in it - they make the show possible and support our game guys

[@BonesAlexander]

And a nice Cowboy Bebop at the end that nearly made me shed a tear. :)

[@stormysketches7600]

This episode was a great holiday treat but the ending was the best gift ever, I’m so excited! Thank you to the boys and the team, happy holidays!!! 🎄❤🎄

[@Ray-he9bx]

The little sizzle sound effect when the gummy bear touched dans hand was hilarious 😂 truly spectacular sound editing in 10MPH

[@arekushi_ninjo2454]

My favourite part was Arin violently shaking his ass for the camera

[@alexandruhanizs0718]

You sneaky rascal you!

[@ArgentoNatsu]

i was eating noodles while watching this and almost choked at 10:30

[@elsiebartlett6808]

We loved every minute of every hour. Happy grumpmas dingle all the daze

[@KennethDMohr]

I honestly can't express just how much joy, Danny, Arin, and the whole grump team in general, bring to my life. from helping me through some of the hardest times in my life, to helping me get through the work week, these video's, the 10mph and GG both, I am just so happy that I found this channel (and the GG channel, of course.) to the entire grump team, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for being amazing people. can't wait for season 3. i'm sure it will goated on those damn sticks.

[@Faith5x]

vanessa eating the hot gummy bear off the floor is insane she's not new to this she's TRUE to this

[@GoetiaTV]

Good job everyone! This was an excellent episode to end the season. That spider box gag was PERFECT! I’m still laughing at the slow motion replay. 😂