YOU vs JASON VOORHEES - How Can You Defeat and Survive It (Friday the 13th Movie)

[@TheInfographicsShow]

What are you doing for Halloween? What are you getting dressed as? I'm going as Justin Y.

[@cheesesteak5689]

Justin y justin I'm going as knight slasher hes going the same thing as justin y

[@ModernAtomX]

I am going as myself to a party at my computer

[@Kairox2003]

We don't celebrate Halloween in India.

[@cheesesteak5689]

@@ModernAtomX nice plan may I join

[@sldecka]

The Infographics Show do Michael myers

[@albertoesperanza4771]

7 foot tall? Mans should play in the nba not murdering dudes lmfao

[@TheDarkAdventure]

How to beat Jason? Offer him a contract

[@rayswonder213ed4]

Well it's rumor that LeBron James will produce a reboot so who knows😆

[@Kyle_81723]

Hardy har

[@AndrewAce.]

Ikr? He could be making good money playing ball...

[@michaeltrapson]

He was only 5'10 in F13 prt 2 and 6'4 from there on

[@cheminchris4966]

Lucky I always bring my m4 and landmines with me when I go camping

[@kingpotato1683]

Yeah whenever I go camping with friends and my family they totally think that it’s fine to bring a gun and an explosive in my backpack

[@cheminchris4966]

King Potato 😂

[@moonman____]

Yeah good thing I keep my Nuclear launch codes and a AirBurst rocket launcher in my backpack.

[@nyarlepheotep7666]

69

[@un1verse309]

Ehhhh, I usually bring my M16 and nuke

[@xideonpi]

You transport him to Canada, and wait for a Canadian to give him a hockey stick and puck and welcome him to Canada. All of a sudden, Jason starts walking old ladies across the street, getting cats out of trees, and watering peoples gardens for them!

[@ihavenogoodusername7292]

Fallyn Upton, lol

[@catherinelardizabal8557]

Change heart

[@0876693604]

Yay Canada! 🇨🇦

[@terras6418]

Death Road to Canada reference? I feel like that's a Death Road to Canada reference. Not sure, never ended with Jason.

[@cinnamoncookie6628]

@@terras6418 I think so but same I never complete with Jason

[@Kid_Dallas]

Infographic: “We’re here to pick the Average Joe against Jason” Also Infographic: “Aquire a US military M4 Assault Rifle and a Claymore”

[@ProfAzimov]

By average Joe, he means a person with lex louthor level wealth.

[@AlfredoPuente8]

And that didn't even work.

[@sleepy-emerald]

Ah, yes. The average person definitely has Lex Luthor level wealth. Definitely.

[@rydiggydawg3166]

Just get an AR-15 and learn how to make a few nail-bombs online. Just don't be surprised if the FBI shows up to ask you about your recent internet search history.

[@zaldbathar4866]

another reason to use a 7.62, you can get bolt action rifles legally and they are far more likely to shatter his super human bones then a 5.56

[@luv-uf3qz]

You expect us to bring a m4 rifle and a claymore while camping??

[@curlyheadkirkoo1062]

Dav11 val i was lookin for this comment ! 😂

[@tanguanyu2364]

M4 full name should M4A1

[@lucashenry5024]

Tan Guan yu should be AR-15.

[@lucashenry5024]

Buddy, if you don’t go camping without a gun, you’re askin to get mauled at the very least. You could become someone’s skin suit or their new fireplace decoration

[@tv-qw6lx]

I mean, it's in America, so, Freedom anyone?

[@djspw6919]

After burying the body I will nuke that lake to ashes Jason: I'll be back

[@vNBA]

Freddy would revive him and make a Freddy vs jason 2

[@justincummings8557]

Well, there is one way to make him stop him. *John Carpenter theme and heavy breathing*

[@jakebrooks7481]

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

[@ZiyiGamin]

@@jakebrooks7481 his soul is still alive and would go find a different body and get ressurected again with a fellow Voorhees

[@Heavy9951]

dont you dare

[@54.06]

Another way to stop Jason is to *NOT GO TO CRYSTAL LAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE*

[@generalfire4280]

snoob tube i agree !

[@PaulSmith-od6dp]

Rip me I went to crystal lake. Actually thought there's a boy scout camp where they filmed the lake.

[@tripzytrapzy]

Thats too much common sense

[@energy9270]

You're right. Even though Jason can effortlessly teleport anywhere on planet Earth, he never seems to step a foot outside of crystal lake unless something like tracking down Alice or a passing cruise ship gets his attention.

[@profdragonlord]

Or New York Or space

[@Callum_Summer0972]

I laughed so hard when Jason raised his middle fing😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mdashrafulahmed2820]

Ah yes

[@petefrancisco3267]

Hmm... The more middle fingers I see in here, the stronger my dreams go! Noticed that? =)

[@michellea221]

@@petefrancisco3267 bruh-

[@mb.12]

Ikr

[@seanfarl4871]

@@michellea221 shut up :)

[@kartikeyakhanna2877]

But all these weapons are not available on Amazon! 😭

[@isidraarellano3499]

its call the black market

[@Oringinaldai]

kartikeya khanna there is always the dark web

[@brawnysurfer4572]

There are more powerful weapons minus the claymore

[@krasserj4k]

Oh yea while jason is chasing you u are going to wait for amazon

[@gagey11andn3vergiveup4]

Go to Walmart

[@h8eraccount577]

sees jason on a hike *LEMME JUST WHIP OUT MY M4 THAT I KEEP IN MY POCKET*

[@flamgarr]

I mean thats true

[@frienda2912]

H8er account THIS IS AMERICA

[@damnitsolomon7371]

*AND MY CLAYMORE*

[@dra6o0n]

America has to be screwed up as a country to have supernatural villains like Jason Vorhees.

[@zachscheid4697]

@@dra6o0n that's why we have so many guns

[@WhiskeyBougard]

When I go camping, I see everyone bring M4's, Shotguns, high power revolvers and Claymores. Just a daily occurrence.

[@user-vm7qu9bv1t]

Lmao

[@conn_or_pro2218]

Honestly I thought this was supposed to be an average Joe. Just imagine a wife yelling "honey did you grab the m4."

[@kappadarwin9476]

That does sound to a little too much, where are you going to such high grade military equipment. I mean its not like you couldn't just go to the store and pick that stuff up. You'll have to do with Mexican military equipment or out of date surplus soviet equipment and even that stuff isn't cheap to buy or come by.

[@PistolSwitches]

he's suggesting ways that would make it easy to take care of jason. what is the chance of doing anything besides running away without at least a shotgun? it would be entertaining to see the average joe take down a supervillain, but it's not realistic.

[@SixSixSix-hn9rb]

Alec Norton it was a joke buddy

[@bridgetoofar8756]

0:42-1:27 This makes me feel sympathetic with Jason. Hardship he suffered is beyond imagination. Having so much burden from the beginning of life beyond own control. Always being pushed around by the others while he didn't harm anyone. No wonder he ended up as the hate-filled vengeful serial killer. To him, everyone else other than own mother was the malicious aggressor who tried to eliminate him for fun. Unloved puppies are known to grow up with sheer hate. And this is exactly what had happened to Jason Voorhees.

[@Notsussybaka900]

Pretty accurate description of the character

[@bridgetoofar8756]

@@Notsussybaka900 Thank you.

[@Bourbon9203]

Just tell him he's adopted.

[@zachblevins5835]

That's cold

[@BossGokaiGreen]

HOW TO SURVIVE PENNYWISE (IT)

[@deepfriedsand]

Umm...he will just rage

[@senkottuvelan]

That's cruel...

[@lassedalsetha7076]

therandomguywholikes a

[@djcoasters2732]

If I met Jason in real life, just invite him for movies and be nice to him. I mean, he was bullied. Edit : Man wtf was I doing 3 years ago

[@djcoasters2732]

Or I can treat him as a friend.

[@retropichu3028]

@@djcoasters2732 that.... Actually sounds right.

[@ashdenjohnson1234]

Same

[@aj-taz_editing]

invite him to play mortal kombat x

[@lucashenry5024]

I’m not sharin my girl but I got plenty of beer? Might not work

[@ActUp]

Yeah, I carry an M4 naturally just for a rainy day ya know?

[@kabloosh699]

I mean in Alaska hunters make sure to bring a big bore rifle or shotgun in the event they run into grizzly bears. If you were to go camping in an area known to contain a crazy killer you should bring some protection such as a rifle. An AR-15 isn't necessarily the best option though. Better to go with an AR-10 so you have something that could take down larger critters... Mainly bears. Bears > Jason. Should prepare for the bears.

[@blueberryboi9426]

I mean, if you’re American, you should know that we are required by federal law to carry an assault rifle and an emergency cheeseburger on one’s person at all times.

[@mr_unsubscribe]

@@blueberryboi9426 I wish that was true to be honest, lol.

[@_king__gamer_4002]

Oof

[@wi1ntrr]

Rainy with a chance of killer

[@ImXyper]

*at camping site* "i brought some food" "i brought a lighter so we can make a fire" "I BROUGHT AN M4 RIFLE AND CLAYMORE MINES"

[@bernabedelarosa4786]

What that’s not normal or something

[@lukelyall5879]

@@bernabedelarosa4786 that’s normal in America

[@bernabedelarosa4786]

@@lukelyall5879 yeah true

[@nino7767]

When I go camping with my friends, I always bring my trusty M4A4 Assault Rifle and of course, my M18A1 Claymore Mine

[@brooksh.3775]

He doesn't know much about guns.

[@darthsidious9651]

He won't die hes dead already it he is a zombi

[@darthsidious9651]

Ok i am a noob and im an idiot i do not know anything=_=

[@shiraazzubair3885]

Lol

[@ossi2412]

What about the flash bang? Or c4. Also Fal27 and Dragunov sniper ofcourse,i should probaply play a little bit less cod

[@CrimsonArzuros]

I could defeat him if I took a class on SquareSpace.

[@moneymick22]

Crimson Arzuros lmfaooo

[@lyn7437]

Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stylish_pengu]

OOOOOH NOOOOIIIIIICCCCEEEEE AND HE NASSSSTYYYYY

[@larwack6623]

Nice

[@ARandomDonut]

U mean skillshare right

[@twinlinkedcuddler]

guy gets a machete in his head within 20 seconds me: well that escalated quickly

[@rehvy]

also jason is way more durable then he explained in this video (4 years late btw)

[@notarobot2243]

If I met Jason, I would ask him "Do you want a s'more?" If he says yes we would chill out and eat s'mores and drink soda.

[@krmglr1923]

He cant speak

[@augustinewahlstrom8753]

And if he doesn’t?

[@ariffaturahman18]

Bro,what movie in your profile picture?

[@KnightStalker97YT]

@@ariffaturahman18 it’s called robots I rhink

[@totallynotkaizen2756]

He cant talk

[@chaotixninja5]

Jason and I work together at a Haunted House every October. He's an alright guy.

[@mygagokuching]

jason voorhees HUH

[@roshieawed2903]

@@mygagokuching no smarty pants A diffrent jason.

[@mygagokuching]

@@roshieawed2903 ok i was just currious

[@amymcnally5221]

WHAT???

[@Francoisdifferentbreed]

Who do u dress as?

[@DankMatter]

Just leave the game, simple

[@vpharrish1015]

You vs venom

[@whyamihereidk4912]

Ture

[@amynettles9758]

Use a motherfucking nuke

[@TheMV01]

*Respawning in 5...*

[@bluefoxy6478]

i think he means in real life! Not the game.

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers the serial killers that can walk faster then your run

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Roses Ske yes I forgot about that

[@calledglass2354]

I am the leader in my school in the 100 meter dash (all time, 20 or 30 years) I think I can run faster than he walks

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Tyeson Schneader think again watch the horror movies no matter how fast you run they always walk faster

[@RealClutchMcGee]

Roses Ske yup

[@rosesske2551]

The Trash Man He’s a very patient man.

[@StupidNSimplesns]

Imagine if Jason's mum was able to get a babysitter. If there was a babysitter, Jason would never have become what he did.

[@TellItAnimated]

Only Tommy or Freddy have a chance!

[@benicio5855]

Connor has a chance

[@night-x6793]

Forgot about Tina from part 7.

[@drchandraprabhachoudhary9301]

Hi i love you chanenel tell it animated

[@TheDarkToes]

I dont see why someone doesn't just drop him in a woodchipper.... he'd be done

[@AngelDiaz-ng8tf]

@Aiden Robinson-Salama - Robert H Lagerquist Sr PS (1473) Michael is just a human not a not a zombie on steroids like Jason

[@ilypauleen]

You tell him you had a brother who drowned because camp counselors were effing each and that your mother died because a camp counselor killed her then he sheds a tear and hands you his backup machete and you go on a killing spree together

[@dantesherman7924]

Bring it in bro I know your pain.

[@e3210-y7o]

I will also do that

[@kvngirvng9475]

@The Top Banana! Are you crazy

[@khaos1145]

but i die mah no problem im die jason will impale me with a spear then lighting boom let s go

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

If you can’t beat em, join em

[@JohnP587]

This episode should be at school because they pretty much say “The way to avoid Jason is to be responsible” 😂

[@nathansvay1806]

6:26 poor Jason he thought the scarecrow was his mom 😢

[@wilmergomezlagunas259]

I fell bad too

[@Alex-cw5fe]

But he killed every one

[@australia1584]

Alex 2905 シ But someone killed Jasons mum so Jason wants to kill everyone to revenge her death. But Jasons mum (I forgot her name) can talk in her mind I think?

[@Jocey_m]

@@wilmergomezlagunas259 same

[@debbieplum7862]

That's just so..... Stupid!

[@snowfall4946]

Jason is 6'5 (at least his tallest actor) and weighs 275 pounds

[@davidcrane4226]

You could say jason voorhees was 6’10 at his tallest in Freddy vs Jason. Ken kirzinger was 6’5 but wore boots that made him 6’10 in the film lol

[@ID-yc8by]

@@davidcrane4226 5" boots?? what the-

[@prestonmorse2089]

His character is 7 feet tall, but they probably couldn’t find an actor to play him at that height so that’s why

[@EmoSkull-hv7fj]

Actually he was 6'7 with boots so 2"

[@meechiegang1209]

@@prestonmorse2089 yeah most people that stands 7 feet tall are very lanky and clumsy because of how gigantic they are so they probably just wanted someone tall and quicc maybe idk but I know they couldn't find a 7 footer

[@ParrotEnjoyer]

How to survive jason voorhees im my way: dont go to the lake.

[@yellowpig1026]

or manhattan

[@SH4D0V_V]

That is right you won 1M$

[@err7776]

No don't be older than 15

[@riotfactor5773]

yellowpig 10 no that for micheal Myers

[@sassyantelope5622]

Ruslan Jackiewicz Why does his name remind me of smoothies?

[@ivrsxx]

Moral of the story: Always bring M4 and claymores when you are going camping

[@gangsterskull3357]

Bring extra ammo because this dude can regenerate form any damage that inflected on him

[@mb3897]

Because the average person has access to an M4 and a claymore while camping

[@diegogrigorescu453]

lmao

[@EdwardFeenman]

You don't take rifles and Tannerite when you go camping? Tannerite + ball bearings = claymore

[@Rocky-jy4ce]

I do

[@GeneralPhanter]

Lmao true as hell.

[@arminiusofgermania]

Matt Bove Gaming Yea. you do. Unless you are camping at the huggybear campground, in fucking Ohio, you are going to want at least a semi-automatic rifle. A .22 isn't going to cut it. The .22lr is for hunting small game, and used by children for target practice. You shouldn't bring such a small caliber round camping, unless you wanna get eaten by a puma, or a bear. We still have wolves in North America, too.

[@GRAYCEMusic]

I know how to survive any movie that involves a lot of murders... Be the camera man

[@DBLIsKillingMe]

Alyssa Grace lol

[@DaSpoonyBard]

Found-footage films say otherwise.

[@schulz7139]

So unoriginal

[@farhanrahim2770]

The Blair witch project 😘😎

[@thepuppet1529]

More likes

[@wadewatts2319]

Everyone ask how to kill Jason but never ask *how* Jason is doing. This is so sad can we hit 50 likes

[@drunkonrootbeer6085]

Alaska play despacito

[@nandinhocunha440]

Yup he got bullied

[@gemini_slimes8927]

100 like over it!

[@memberboijeffmeme7748]

“It’s him the legends are true” ignores dude with machete in freking head*

[@kokichiyoursupremeleader.1713]

He might not be into reincarnation but it’s worth a shot “Jason, I am your mother”.

[@khorshedalam629]

Noooooooo

[@moved.6963]

He was legit resurrected, they are basically the same thing lol

[@sherwangovan5546]

Pff I have a easy selotion I will say it if the infographic show comments

[@darylsampson6720]

Friday the 13 part 3 a lady tried that and put an axe 🪓through his head

[@ramilmendoza5392]

@@darylsampson6720 oh yeah I remember that :/ that’s how he got a axe cut on his mask

[@Fi3rman]

Camping list: 21M4 ar Tank RPG Nukes Lava Strongest acid on Earth Liquid nitrogen 47 clamors Food Water Tent Bible to bring backs Jason's mom to bring Jason's guard down Tent Fire Fire works Reverse uno card

[@nhatba4178]

Lubens Pierre the tent repeated

[@suss4354]

I'll take all these things plus AK-47

[@randomguy4785]

You forgot to bring your overweight bag

[@randomguy4785]

Ill take it for a sub and like

[@mariebothma5988]

Sounds like a party!

[@bummerdrummer1649]

How could Jason get me if I never go outside?

[@yobruh6029]

He can teleport

[@ledriaunnaweary8583]

Chile 😂 jason break down doors and all have u not seen the friday the 13th movies he will come in your house

[@pontubs]

In the second one he kills a girl in her apartment/home

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

How to spot a dead man walking

[@yea..8546]

Pro tip

[@why7w7]

6:57 The man behind the slaughter

[@DIYNEEDS]

"was born with large head and deformities" *looks EXACTLY like every other person in this video, not even making him bald*

[@EastTheBeast791]

parris bouyea p

[@Bob-qb4kw]

Yo ain't seen him unmasked in pt. 7

[@DIYNEEDS]

@@Bob-qb4kw oh yes we have, and it was a gruesome look

[@pakratmiz4487]

2:08 Logan Paul

[@zoologistvince2664]

XD

[@typhon780]

Basically

[@badname8501]

Yeah lol 😂

[@5wat]

lol

[@rizot0ny1996]

Pakrat Miz damn you’re a savage 😂

[@twoface2001]

1:26 “The kids watched...” *Middle guy has full beard* FBI OPEN UP

[@justincummings8557]

I was thinking: KOWALSKI! ANALYSIS.

[@kingdre508619]

That is not a kid!

[@RandomBrit728]

Open up

[@Francoisdifferentbreed]

Right

[@Max8s]

Nani?

[@egreat1036]

"I have an army." "we have a hulk." -2012 "I have a Jason." "We have The Blade. We have a Dream." -2020 Also, crumple like a sad pancake. .... LOL

[@TehPesky]

What are you saying?

[@egreat1036]

I dunno man that was 2 fkn years ago how am I supposed to know

[@Money133x]

If he can teleport THATS NOT A HUMAN THATS AN ALIEN

[@disrespecc9678]

He’s so fast it seems like he’s teleporting. He’s undead

[@amortality999]

@@disrespecc9678 How is he undead though?

[@PinCushionThingy]

Well guess we found the alien from area 51

[@jimkimura1113]

True

[@youmuu5824]

He is 30% Saiyan

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

Jason is just very protective of his property. If you don't go to Crystal Lake.. you'll be a-ok.

[@Shaw4123]

or space

[@LilMelvinD239]

Unless you’re in New York lol

[@Maviolo.]

Is he even real (sorry I'm not american)

[@azain7443]

@@Maviolo. yep he has had 100 kills in the past few years

[@michaelbuchanan1118]

@@Maviolo. he has his own twitter page!

[@deepcrusherfan2000]

2 Ways to beat Jason 1: Tell the moderators that he swore on your Christian Minecraft Server 2: Hack 1000 dragon breath bullets into a Minigun By using these tricks we can destroy Jason AND Fortnite

[@donc0674]

(Soviet anthem plays in backround)

[@Zenith07]

This plan would work perfectly

[@boywhatthe5702]

William Perkins lmao

[@tin6831]

Actually, here's a better way, tell him this: Attention all Fortnite gamers! John Wick is in great danger, and he needs your help to escape downtown, and wipe out the squads at the Tilted Towers. To do this, he needs a golden SCAR and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, he needs your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. Do it quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royale!

[@cuphead8159]

Just gimme a s.d.m.g with luminite bullets Will shred his ass like nothing

[@prosper_mani]

For the ones that live in Canada, we be grabbing fedoras and putting it on our heads. Most of these horror characters are from the US, oofs for them

[@amaarsiddique1290]

The most notoble characters normally come from wes cravens twisted name

[@charlenemeixner1008]

canada stronk america wek haha >:D

[@edwardbo4666]

@@charlenemeixner1008 buddy, we have unlimited horror villains to throw at people, don't test us

[@maji2510]

Trevor Henderson: *exists*

[@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer]

You could also just utilise *killer meese!* Mooses? Moosi?

[@insertnamehere7602]

Could i defeat a 7ft tall behemoth welding a machete? Probably not. But if i had to choose a weapon it would be my loyal Blue Eyes White Dragon card.

[@shtew4]

Insert Name Here Hell yeah! Or just use the forbidden one xD

[@insertnamehere7602]

@@shtew4 That would be awesome.

[@gioisnotreal]

Jason:You activated my trap card ! It's time to c-c-c cut you in half!

[@takedLLC]

Or a nuke

[@jib4733]

Obelisk the destroyer

[@theo4014]

Mmhmm As every teenager just rocks around with an M4 and a few claymore mines

[@zmg_gecko4184]

I mean I do

[@user-pe8hp7fw3n]

Ever been to America?

[@tagdayley]

you don’t?

[@mrnobody1234]

*Shoots Jason with a gun and nothing happens and then she kicks him in the balls and he buckles* XD so true

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

I dunno, rememmber when Freddy kicked him in the balls in Freddy vs. Jason? That looked like it hurt Freddy's foot a lot more, as if Jason's balls were made of iron

[@migleskujyte4711]

I just love the "yeah" 4:10

[@callmemaniac1502]

If I was in a fight with Jason I would died before he kill me How about you?

[@kitteekittee4010]

😂😂

[@shannonrose4842]

@@jimmycartersbiggestfan4968 dont make fun of them

[@NhanLe-ls3ig]

@John Yang has a wrong grammer

[@elijahhayes9039]

@@NhanLe-ls3ig no duh

[@Sulla_Romae]

John Yang lol

[@perfectcraziness1076]

1:18 *Jason fled from the kids* *Shows a man with a beard* Cool man cool.

[@waitwhat0205]

Lol wow

[@PurpleRiceBox]

Teens can grow beards, and teens are still kids.

[@drshamimmohammed615]

I edited this comment so the replies wouldn't make sense.

[@bigbananamanoof5443]

RendezvousDart GD oof he’d dje instanly

[@drshamimmohammed615]

Yeah.. lol XD

[@EronEnders]

Hahaha best comment I found today.

[@bhawansingh5369]

Make him step on Lego

[@donuladdump1471]

Too brutal mate

[@AlqhemyA]

Oh no it’s Jason! Me: lucky I have a flamethrower Also me: I have a entire arsenal in my basement you don’t wanna mess with me Me with my RPG: well I think this is gonna be a fun night

[@schadenfreudex3350]

Man anyone who's ever played a Resident Evil game knows that during the big boss fight before the self destruct timer ends you kill the previously un-killable thing with the rocket launcher someone in a helicopter throws you. So yeah... obviously that.

[@kitteekittee4010]

Cute

[@RealistDryad]

Umm thats Tyrant

[@Chrisdish]

The tyrant was killed with a rocket shot from Ava. _It would be different if Ava was classified as a heleicopter_

[@RealistDryad]

@@Chrisdish ikr

[@dreamtalekat394]

I kinda feel pity for Jason he’s only killing because his mom was killed

[@Shaw4123]

nah

[@dreamtalekat394]

Emilio Pena I know

[@Lament-qm8ig]

Jason's life is very sad. If i was at crystal lake I could only possibly survive by befriending Jason or else i would die because i couldn't ever try yo hurt him!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ramablir6701]

Ikr :

[@verylll000lll8]

Get a Berret 50 cal and shoot him in the head

[@ericaburns8652]

Me: kills Jason Jason: I'll be back Terminator: hey that's my line Jason: uhhhhh Jason's not here I'm a lamp

[@Odysseus_Petrichor]

Jason has the best mother in the world, i want that mother

[@THEMATT222]

Wine him up with ur mama jokes!

[@sktt1teddy274]

Potentional machete killer here??

[@sunbreather5796]

Me to

[@glow3996]

*me and bois are camping* *we saw Jason Voorhees* Me:Okay, lemme get my Tiger-II

[@turklander58]

Glow (=

[@fran7338]

Let me get my t-34 sovietic tank

[@Le-Sun]

@@fran7338 let me get my nuclear subatomic

[@manakahas4927]

I never knew this dudes back story. I kinda feel for the guy. ; n;

[@kenielfrancis1046]

Yves Howell Have u seen any Friday the 13th movies? It tells u about his story all the time

[@manakahas4927]

@@kenielfrancis1046 TBH, not in a good 14+ years or so, the plot line is especially fuzzy because I didn't really pay it any attention; thinking it was just a "Teens go to a place to slap hams; Teens get slashed; rinse repeat" typical format.

[@seanyanez4612]

Except Part 10 and 8

[@coletrain411]

I just discovered this playlist there goes a couple 10’s of hours

[@JRV4606]

So i just need a private army amd some explosives

[@cdelbou]

TYPICAL PLAYER pretty much lmao. And a few nukes wouldn’t hurt

[@ArkansasIsntReal]

Yes basically

[@vintageman91]

He would get blown to pieces but he wouldnt die. He would just get drastically "slowed down". You can escape him for a long period of time but not kill him.

[@raulquiroz7492]

So apparently the only people who could stop Jason or just slow him down would be people with access to military grade weaponry.

[@sarthak9224]

You can get those t hth info with the proper licenses

[@HunterHare]

@@sarthak9224 do you think you have time to do that when you accident up stumble upon Jason in the woods? No!

[@edelomeara2345]

It's not like I'll be walking around in the woods with a assault rifle and claymores

[@crenshaw2.0]

He cracked me up when he mentioned shooting off Jason's femur w a M4

[@bryceanderson777]

2:07 Logan Paul...

[@vertigo2424]

I REALLY LOVE THIS

[@Isaac_Firm]

Yeo Violated😭😂

[@lachlanhickey756]

So so so true😭😭😅😅

[@Uloveeverglow]

lol

[@wolfgang5576]

Loolllll

[@notcwyatt]

Poor Jason just loved his mommy 😭

[@jevonjackson4236]

Facts a young man that wants to make mom proud just saying.

[@ourgloriousleader3656]

Such a momma boi

[@DuyLe-pr5lv]

Poor little jason

[@richapathak3853]

@@DuyLe-pr5lv yeah i cried at when i saw hes mom died

[@richapathak3853]

Yup

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

With the power of the Infographics Show, I can defeat anything!

[@goose4989]

Even thanos

[@massimo8408]

Mr. Matheus I don't feel so good

[@goose4989]

@@massimo8408 to feel better you need some Bread

[@darthmaul1392]

@@goose4989 yes just call the Soviet union with papa STALIN and thanos will run away 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬

[@Scrat-106]

Nope he didn't think about how to kill uber jason

[@Leoprincess3038]

This video is frickin HILARIOUS Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GRBtutorials]

Killing him is easy: just get an infrared ray gun, point it to the TV where you’re watching the movie, and turn it off. BTW, the infrared ray gun is better known as a remote control.

[@abiyyuyandra1065]

that's the easiest way to kill jason

[@jesuscrusto9726]

*yes fbi this guy here*

[@GoldnCant]

This video just assumed that I have a claymore trap and an M4 Assault Rifle...

[@heratos6976]

ur a teemo main, you can blind him and ez win

[@GoldnCant]

@@heratos6976 but recently I have done my first microtransaction, I have to play akali now to make it worth it.

[@mr.anonymous3158]

I have a nuke

[@Strideo1]

You don't? I thought everyone had those.

[@PyroGothNerd]

If you're going to Camp Crystal Lake, you'd better get a gun

[@hw4703]

How an average person defeats Jason! Buy very expensive and probably illegal bombs! Easy! :D

[@dominicsanthuff]

I mean pipe bombs are cheap... Illegal but cheap

[@idiotgoddess2114]

*Logic: 1,000*

[@slimetalk7174]

Infographics show: you need land mines. Me, who is actually trapped at crystal lake: I ain’t got no LANDMINES

[@AllYouWantAndMore]

Most likely the first person would've been killed by an axe. He rarely has ever been seen carrying TWO machetes!

[@stevefilms1997]

Jason is pretty strong but I can beat him with scorpion every time

[@Chweedus]

unstoppable variation XD

[@abdullahelrassas3714]

he is talking about Mortal Kombat X... It's a game.. and Jason was a guest in it..

[@youareabot7811]

Well there is a lava jason too u know

[@zombiejasonvoorhees911]

Thats a dum game

[@zombiejasonvoorhees911]

@@youareabot7811 savini jason

[@stespoon3132]

2:07 OMG ITS LOGAN PAUL!

[@jinraigami3349]

@F.B.I IT'S THE FRIGGING LOGAN PAUL!

[@rebeccacotton1813]

😂😂

[@turtlecubing3298]

Lmao

[@RX780a]

F.B.I your right

[@plankwastaken]

Lies

[@shriveborn9422]

I love how happy the main character looks all the time.

[@JakeKozens]

Plot Twist: I heard that playing hours of Justin Beiber singles puts Jason in a depressive state enough to get him to kill himself.

[@mack7234]

Yo

[@lolabest2737]

Relentless Jake Fitness oh I’ll live then I can’t wait to do that on my next camping trip.

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahaha that’ll do the trick!

[@raymonashimabukuro7544]

I've survived the songs!!

[@Create123.]

You can't survive for hours.

[@DonGendonz]

Can you do Michael myers next?

[@missairenteria1576]

OMG I love you Don!

[@Eccooke31]

Gunshot to the head... he is just a mortal serial killer.

[@gamingedge1647]

@@Eccooke31 he's bulletproof

[@gamingedge1647]

@Exotic Razor yes really

[@lancegoins]

No hes not, that shit was only canon because of the curse of thorn, that shit dont matter no more

[@jasonx4575]

All campers are taking notes

[@BeastonKing]

Yeah, I'll bring an m4 and a claymore next time i go camping

[@smashskulll6265]

Oh damn

[@jasonx4575]

Heh

[@XeonGame]

Jason X *_I AM BOOLET PROOOOF_*

[@oddnoobswe1977]

@@XeonGame lol

[@alberteinsteinreal4835]

2:30 I like his Face 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@bighole1096]

How to kill Jason: Call John Wick

[@blondpenababon7089]

Eeeeeyyyyyyyyyy hahahahahahahahah

[@empmew]

No need for claymores or assault rifles, he'd do it with a pencil if you told him Jason killed his dog

[@angrygamerkid420]

ooooooooooooooooow shit

[@bb3e2]

Big Hole get slender man or get strucked by lightning and become a speedster then kill baby Jason

[@nickthebear4635]

How to kill jason: SHOOT HIM WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER (insert explosion effect)

[@sixoupnow123]

Okay so basically we can only use weapons that are nearly impossible for the average person to possess? My solution to this is don't camp in general :)

[@cliftonjames785]

You can get an ar-15 in the states, which typically shoots the same round as an m4, but both are underpowered imo. Nothing more than a high powered .22

[@EJAG404]

Do you live in Amerigun?

[@mythicalgyo4571]

You are right no average JOE can military grade weapons

[@paveldzhurylyuk6076]

@@mythicalgyo4571 well of course that is unless you get the 200$ tax stamp and are a firearms dealer, then yeah you can have an m4. You can't have fully automatic weapons if they we're produced after 1970 something

[@sambuckley4609]

7:17 When You Aim A Gun At Someone In A Car Then They Keep Backing Up In Gta 5 😂.

[@DOORSPROJACOB]

In GTA 5 they drive right into you

[@Leo_M._random_things_go]

Easiest way to survive Jason: be a child, Jason sees it as unfair to harm those who are weak and can’t defend themselves, and that is how Jason sees children.

[@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer]

TIL Jason is a predator *and not the bad kind* 🤗

[@VoidIncinerate]

Thanos can just snap his fingers

[@shanemohammed7584]

He's strong he won't die bruh

[@jonytest6136]

Lmao

[@shlap7131]

Yep

[@GearzWasTaken]

@AnonymousHacker77 what if Jason wasn't in the 50% of the world's population that vanished? xD

[@grandmascookingshow]

thats what i thought

[@sharky6184]

He says keep your distance when he already established that Jason can teleport.....

[@thedeadmen6762]

The morph ability from the game is his teleportation ability, so it is official that he can teleport.

[@squidward8888]

Probably has a cool down

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

@@thedeadmen6762 Um no the game ain't canon nor accurate in any way. He also only had the teleport in part 8, he didn't teleport before or after part 8, just like he was never a demon slug besides part 9

[@snakey5341]

Pretty sure the strength of one *Nokia* will easily destroy him in hundred pieces! Edit: OMG 193 likes I never got that number wow ty all Edit 2:wtf guys 238 likes, I guess that's how Mafia works

[@gideonsaunderson7955]

Plot twist , he is the original Nokia 3310 lol

[@airk9382]

This joke still goes on? Come on people some humour!

[@thedestroyer2052]

Naw hes from before Nokia's he will just smash it

[@irishgopnik6559]

Holy shit you’re right

[@irishgopnik6559]

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze it’s a phone

[@yFilex]

Grenades and RPGs takes all his health in one shot

[@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830]

Grenades probably wouldn't, rpg yes but good luck hitting a person with it at a safe distance, if its not a direct hit it wont do anything to him.

[@indicus9075]

Lemme just grab my claymore outta my camping bag that I take everywhere

[@joegonzales4580]

This may be the we talkin but I just want to know how every camper supposed to have this on the average Joe going camping I'm not going to have a claymore and as freaking assault rifle in my bag I'm not going to need that

[@alexbravo5860]

Let me just go grab my tank i left parked at the side of the road

[@kokichiyoursupremeleader.1713]

Alex Brave Hold on I think our claymore’s and costumes of Jason’s mom were in my tank.

[@randomviewer7916]

0:17 That wasn't very country roads of you.

[@acogthegoat]

Random Viewer that wasn’t very painful head of you

[@ianspencer38]

The mom part was just so sad to see Jason get blown up

[@harrywarden3729]

“Jason’s incredible speed and strength” Meanwhile Jason stumbling through the woods, and being nearly knocked out by a car door

[@cookiewoke1899]

Spoiler alert no no I can't

[@thefoolonthehill79]

I'm scared

[@nathanielhess6120]

@Tomato Town Kingone of my nicknames is nate

[@tomokarikatakuna4052]

Could you defeat the legendary Spongebob?

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Alastor The Radio Demon Hash Slingling Slasher can

[@TheHuskyK9]

*Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?*

[@sharonv3597]

No. Because he is too nice. And also he can regenerate himself.

[@dennisalfonso7699]

Hard to kill a guy who could regenerate, not to mention asexually reproduce by budding.

[@notsogrand2837]

Hazbin squad

[@mrbrianthehedgehog3222]

You vs pinhead

[@mangs2689]

Daniel Rigby, more like Eleanor Rigby.

[@fxman9071]

Just had a discussion about this and the wishmaster last night

[@pinheadlarry1977]

Who u calling pinhead

[@IMZ44]

Call the Doom Guy for help

[@diegotr6701]

“Alright pinhead, your time is uuup”

[@vali_bg5234]

These videos helped me get scared, but I have started to become less scared, thank you.

[@youngdabber4132]

Jason was chasing me I shot him with a blue pump it did 9 damage then he hits me with a machete he did 279 damage

[@adoptedmother4461]

Yeah right

[@adudeinachair4928]

@@adoptedmother4461r/woosh

[@adoptedmother4461]

@@adudeinachair4928 :)

[@Stackup_lou]

Young dabber alright seems legit

[@MyShortsAreWet_]

idiot T_T