How Pablo Escobar Hid His Billions From the FBI

[@mm-yt8sf]

i'm a money launderer. i literally washed and ironed it thinking it would be nicer for the teller instead of being a wrinkled pile of paper. when i deposited it the teller asked me if i had washed the money. i was impressed they could tell! i said i thought it would help them and she said what would really help is if i counted the money myself the first time, then they'd only have to count it once and see if it matched my total, else they have to count it twice and both counts had to match. (i thought they'd have some magical money counting machine thing like they have for coins)

[@NarwahlGaming]

*count it yourself. Teller: "Your deposit slip says $5,000." You: "That's right." Teller: "This is 38 dollars..."

[@mm-yt8sf]

@@NarwahlGaming haha! it was about a thousand dollars... i wish i had told them "i'm sorry for the small bills, i'm a stripper" the joke would be in seeing me :-D though...hats off to me if i could make it work ;-)

[@Hollywood2021]

It’s faster if you put it in the dryer using the “wrinkle prevent” setting

[@wildestcowboy2668]

@@mm-yt8sf If u are a stripper there should be countless guys who give u $5'$. Yes fives are the new ones now.

[@mm-yt8sf]

@@wildestcowboy2668 whew! i'm glad i haven't tried going out and slipping dancers a quarter :-) i'd get some mean looks

[@marlonmoncrieffe0728]

I finished watching 'Ozark' a few days ago and this video about money laundering for drug cartels reminds me of this great series (save a slightly contrived ending).

[@Fallguy421]

I really don’t like how It ended

[@NotAGovernmentAgent]

Also helpful when the CIA, FBI, and other government agencies are helping you along the way

[@BimmerBros]

55 Billion a year is enough to buy a Twitter size company every year and still have plenty money to live a lifetime of luxury, that is mind boggling.

[@NarwahlGaming]

Pablo: "You get a Twitter! And, you get a Twitter! And YOU get a Twitter!" Miguel: "Thank you, hefe. But, question... What is a Twitter?" Pablo: "It is 1993. I don't know."

[@tomsmith5584]

Escobar offered to pay off Colombia's national debt in exchange for immunity. He would have had over $10 billion left over (in 1985 dollars). They obviously turned him down.

[@trapstar_1921]

@@tomsmith5584 Imagine if he somehow managed to clear Columbia of their debts.

[@aragan5337]

Y teniendo en cuenta que eso fue hace años . En donde ro de hoy en día Pablo sería aún más poderoso

[@Shottamanrambo]

"Al Capone is a terrible example. -Why? Because Al Capone never had this much cash."

[@jasonallen3678]

But Al Capone is still the richest U.S street gangster by a long shot 🤷‍♂️

[@noneshere]

The cash / asset game is played all over the world. When cash shows signs of devaluing ( usually because of government wasteful spending ) its best to buy dirt and rent it.

[@CAMarg-zs1xq]

*sees title takes notes* 😂😂😂😂 *realizes I will never be that rich*

[@NarwahlGaming]

Teller: "What is it, exactly, that you're trying to do here?" You: "Uhm.. launder my money...?" Teller: "This is..." **counts money** "twelve dollars."

[@GenevaSuggestionss]

Just gotta become a drug king pin, nothing major

[@codys7942]

Well, not with THAT attitude

[@bxbyjxker3967]

Honestly you could make a million in a year if you really put your mind to it and if you invest it in to a good business your money will work for you.

[@CAMarg-zs1xq]

@@bxbyjxker3967 a million is MUCH different from billions....

[@maxi_258]

Plot twist : he paid the FBI

[@MonkeMan324]

Plot twist: he Was the FBI

[@jasonaldana1470]

@@MonkeMan324 plot twist: the money was the FBI

[@xKnobknuckle]

@@MonkeMan324 came here to say this

[@Tacodile777]

He more than likely dd bribe them.

[@samuraijack6871]

It's not plot twist it's a fact :)

[@brandonhinrichs4393]

I was taught laundromats would be the perfect way to launder money though just pay people to come in and pump quarters into your machines and then the second you popping quarters out of your machines it's clean money

[@Mrgunsngear]

Thanks

[@Averagewhiteguy0]

Thanks for the tutorial works every time 10/10 would recommend

[@NarwahlGaming]

10/10! Would launder, again!

[@arashv.2551]

The quality and consistency you guys have is amazing

[@jort88]

Plot shift, Amazon is the world's biggest money laundering cover. 😆

[@bambamjoel6554]

Amazon looking at this like 👀👀👀

[@trapstar_1921]

I wouldn't be surprised at all

[@reflexhigh7185]

3 videos in 24 hours madness 😵‍💫 love these videos and thank you to the infographics on making our days better

[@nighthawk9532]

Yeah this channel and Brightside, is very consistent with making videos

[@springtrap8434]

@@nighthawk9532 I guess they have multiple videos in production at the same time (and maybe a big team) and they just release them one after the other at the scheduled times lol

[@justarandomanimegirlpassin5341]

I live how at 8:08 the drug dealers are asking to do something and pointing a gun and then are like i am glad we undersrand each other

[@dearsirormadam20]

The Infographics Show makes documentaries on random topics so interesting. Appreciate the hard work. 👍

[@imaij1]

👍 Agreed

[@ZDR59]

All politicians should have to take drug and alcohol test before entering office. I'm convinced too many have substance abuse problems.

[@alanvelazco3181]

Those tests would be rigged as well🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Nxity0]

Fun fact : his brother tried to make a phone company but it failed as everyone found out that it was a scam

[@InfiniteGamingbe]

I mean it didn’t really fail since a lot of people actually still pre-ordered the phone and never got it

[@okipullup..]

Source

[@markarca6360]

It was later exposed by tech KZbinrs like MKBHD and Mrwhosetheboss as a scam. Also he also made a cryptocurrency.

[@noneshere]

Pablo had satellite phones. The government hated them back then because the only way to intercept the calls was to be directly above them.

[@crabrangoon2493]

@@okipullup.. Escobar Inc

[@intisaribrahem9669]

I love how your teaching how to become a millionare criminall

[@QuigleySharps45]

The info graphics must be in the middle of watching Breaking Bad and just got a lesson from Saul Goodman.

[@Buckoッ]

Great vid so far 👍

[@ReddCinema]

Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤️

[@Honoured_Mahes]

T

[@x_9005]

SPEEED!!

[@Idkidkidk716]

It depends there’s a few videos but I would say 99% consistent

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

7:58 I’ve watched for years and I’ve never heard the narrator make a voice like this lol

[@ashtond3412]

love how infographics are showing us how to launder

[@mohammadahmadsiddiqui9512]

Thank you Very informative and good quality tutorial A must try

[@ReeeeeToaded]

Thanks for helping me stay sane sitting in this hospital for days, love all y'all content!

[@ahmadgharram8886]

Hope you get well 🙏

[@kianmaltby9379]

Thanks, I really wanted to start money laundering but didn't know where to start

[@brinky_101]

Best yt channel ever very informative

[@alm5992]

Is it Pablo Escobar month? Isn't this your second video in a row on him?

[@Alzixx123]

Just buy a bank and put your money in your own bank

[@ardi3038]

So early hey infographics

[@ThanTheMann]

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! I left everything this world has to offer in One Piece. - Pablo D. Escobar

[@averageboxfanenjoyer]

Very helpful

[@JarinCOD]

All could be prevented if drugs weren't illegal.

[@EnchinadosGaming]

Thank you the infographic for teaching me how to laundry money

[@dylanfortier3982]

Drugs, gold, money...... Darn, I have none of the above.

[@SirLancelot810]

You should do a video on the North pond hermit ‼️💯

[@mm-yt8sf]

"no one went to jail" the system works! :-(

[@candiceperry7916]

It is awesome to watch infographics show on youtube I like what would happen if you didn't brush you're teeth for 1 week

[@spray-n-prey9717]

I would of started a wine biz, use sulfuric acid to melt liquid gold, aqua Regina, launder and precipitate

[@arsalansaeed6925]

burger restaurant los pollos vibes😂😂 IYKYK(if you know you know)💀💀

[@RCLBWD]

More videos like this please

[@DVSKR3WW]

Can you make a video about money laundering? please. high interest over here! 🤣

[@elliotrowley2311]

Good chance that his wrongful dismissal payment, included some drug money.....lol

[@itzbrandon7944]

Here in the first 10 seconds

[@jhernandez3107]

You Mentioned Caro Quintero, you know right. Please do an episode on Quintero connection to Carlos Lehder, CIA and Contras

[@thomasjarvis3608]

Just ask HSBC bank 😂😂

[@SuperJunkiexl]

funny, i just started watching Narcos on netflix today lol

[@charlesrichardson2084]

This was great.

[@DreadEnder]

Hanks for showing me how to do money laundering, 👍 this will really help!

[@axdde6428]

Thanks for The tutorial

[@JJacobs803]

Almost 1 trillion dollars wow

[@OMEGATHROWAWAY]

Today i found out Smurfing has a meaning outside of video games

[@RealDarthHex]

I love your videos so much :)

[@elonmust8133]

We’re on a list for watching this

[@vladdracul7810]

This is exactly why drugs should be legal..........and exactly why they never will be.

[@theplasmatron3306]

I’d imagine these are the leaders of the world’s biggest business.

[@TaxCollector89]

Future cartels taking notes:

[@Uzair_Of_Babylon465]

Fantastic video keep it up your doing amazing job

[@thematicalprice1235]

I just noticed that every head Is bobbing left and right lol

[@donm5354]

I learned about MONEY LAUNDERING from the classic movie OFFICE SPACE

[@louisbanks3714]

Ayyzee intro music lol

[@huplim]

That’s a way to be a billionaire!

[@santanalopez5719]

Shout out to drugs for winning the war on drugs

[@Mystery_Man84]

Just buy a gigantic walk in safe to keep in your house and stay low key, under the radar.

[@GraphicJ]

This video brought to you by 'The Ozarks'

[@frankmatthews4049]

3% of 3 million he did that for 90,000

[@janrudnicki6111]

Very good

[@Roogs209]

I work in finance and with AML directly, the business names on my reports are sometime quite comical

[@geraldo4004]

Money laundering. Not laundry. 🤣

[@DullBrad]

nice a new vid dropped

[@DrRizzMD]

Simply dont spend copious amounts of money fast enough to be checked by banks. They wont check your money if its $20 being transfered

[@justchillmac6921]

JUST CHILL MAC 🔥🔥

[@ninjavan3491]

1 way to solve the drug war legalize an regulate an tax

[@EspionageTV]

Want that money 💰

[@ohjayge]

Wait isn’t this Ayezee’s background music.? Lol

[@shoaibjawad4650]

Thanks for the info...i have to hide 3 tons of gold

[@stephaniefornal5424]

Me seeing the video: money laundering!, f**k yeah!

[@ViceCoin]

Any job openings?

[@EsotericFood]

this just appeared in my feed and I’M doing laundry! the universe aligns 😂

[@ryanca6601]

Pablo Escobar the most successful taxi business owner of all time

[@dsanchez9703]

People are still looking for the money inside the walls of homes and other places in Colombia.

[@AryanGoswami-k5y]

Liked,Commented,shared and downloaded your video 2 seconds after The notification,What's your responsibility as a sensible youtube channel 😀

[@palious13]

I work at a casino and we have training to help spot people trying to launder money.

[@TOPVIDEO-pm8wy]

good❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@devgod]

NFTs are the new way to money launder

[@sevine4667]

66 comments, bro this dude is Dark.

[@BeautyByLinnoria]

Fun Fact: he can hire us in 2022🤣🤣🤣don't nnooobbooddyy want to wake up and work everyday

[@kinsvc5189]

Pablo

[@SKIITERboard]

Thanks for helping me money launder

[@chaddsteinberg3758]

Did you’s watch Ozarks??? No spoilers! I haven’t watched last season.

[@soeasyastonercoulddoit]

I didn't bother reading the title, I'm just wondering why Nicola tesla is pouring a gold ingot in the thumbnail

[@cjzvibes]

Tysm now I know how to launder money..Now to just start a cartel & make some serious cash🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

[@thynysan]

Hide from the FBI?.... A man living in different country had to had money from authorities of a different country....tf?!

[@rickymarino1208]

51 billion cud build many rehab utilities..

[@jasandipsingh235]

Nice

[@Ratagorelive]

Now we have NFTs

[@davidbyrne6615]

There is a waterfall in the apartments where I live an on top is the man or his son whose quest to push a rock for eternity. Parkwest.

[@naskjbfse]

The movie American Made has a lot to do with this

[@andrewwilson119]

It sounds hard😂

[@pootis.145]

Note: This does not work as a tutorial since this video is proof that the method does not work