Nothing Matters! with Kim Congdon | EP 171 | The Jason Ellis Show

[@MxPx77]

I never stop marveling at a cats ability to find and attach themselves to the person that doesn’t like cats. 😂

[@Neild0]

Im guessing Kim is just warm, hairless lil heat vampire couldnt be bothered at all while Kim is stretching, playing with her hair, and generally jostling about.

[@Usernamesaredumb666]

"I was feeling pretty angel-judged over there" hahaha that's why I love her 😂

[@l00t_333]

the intro hits every time! love kimmy!

[@Downs-Indroam]

Awesome episode guys. One of my favorite guests on "the comedy circuit" 😊 and you guys didn't disappoint. Thank you!

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

Thank YOU

[@fullyfields9875]

This is the most professional looking/sounding episode yet! Love the Segway into the commercial. Fuck yeah! Time to monetize big time!!

[@blazeybowser2749]

Not gonna lie, she was really good, pleasantly surprised me. Not sure what pod it was that i thought differently about her, but she definitely shifted my opinion on her. Cool gal, keep killin it!

[@ronindr]

Thai Rivera roast battles Kim Congdon. Algorithm

[@princevegeta-son]

Mate clip that bit at the end about the alligators that was incredible

[@princevegeta-son]

13:00 good part as well

[@thepohCv]

For the alg. Yay Kim.

[@africanCandy]

That intro was wild 😂 but i was also confused the first time i realized i loved cats so i get it

[@garydalybookmob5180]

Fuck I love this show!

[@mr.resistance4015]

A premier at 3AM? Whats upp

[@ronindr]

Algorithm 🙌🏼🐊🙌🏼

[@gregdavory]

Queen of the West!

[@PizzaSIut]

late night ellis lets goo

[@Possiblechange]

She reminds me so much of Sona Movsesian, Conan’s assistant

[@sislater6334]

Kim is cool AF

[@amberathey8564]

I remember in the 90s there was a HUGE trend of being stung by bees on purpose for health reasons.

[@whizzkid182]

Not like Jason is going to see this, but if he does, I’m here if you want someone to text or email from time to time, hang in there dude 👍, you rock ✌️

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

He does ❤️

[@poachedice]

49:49 my dad's Harley jacket had the Rollings Stone's tongue (about 22in. by 16in.) and Tuna written on it. His Electrogilded classic said Tuna Tom across the back. Super creep. He has a picture of my little sister making the licking symbol peace sign with your tongue when she was in about junior high school. And he dated a 19 year old subordinate at work when he was 39.

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

I crush on Kim so hard

[@TH3GUYCAST]

You know she’s the worst right?

[@Rizza.]

"its all fake" LMFAO

[@ItsJoKeZ]

yeah you might've missed the World Colors United meeting but law 594B Section A-23 in Dictation and Code: (passed 2016) partially revoked n-word usage to be less based on location and more so on color. It was a super close vote, and a lot of people were grandfathered in if you have 3 or more people who still legally can use the word in your personal network. hope this helps everyone.

[@vixenvalenzuela]

I love kimmy 💜

[@Downs-Indroam]

22:00 I had a crazy Ouija board thing one time where sonething followed me hone the next night and was banging, all in 3s, all over my walls, ceiling, aaaand the bedroom door in front of my face. Health issues ever since... If anyone reads this and thinks that stuff is fun or cool... I used to think it was both of those, as well as interesting and a possible way to get real answers to sone of life's biggest questions. I got much MORE than I bargained for. Including MORE questions... no real answers other than there is *something* real or "real" that we don't understand yet. Now I can barely listen to Jack Osbourne or a story like Kim was saying without getting an immediate and extreme fear... So at the very least I apparently have PTSD or a nervous tic caused by my experience. The paranormal is no joke. I don't expect anyone to believe me but if you feel the need to find out yourself take every precaution (divine preferably) like your soul depends on it. Because it very well could...

[@Downs-Indroam]

Praise God 👏 🙌

[@JoshJamesification]

You just had a wet dream about a demon and are ashamed

[@fabianflores863]

"We didn't see anything"

[@cortney2264]

🤟

[@doumardose9785]

I thought she gained 100 lbs from the thumbnail

[@geffcassuto]

Kimmy Kakes

[@stevefulton7743]

I like the format of the show, the hosts, how it's set up .... But the guests are terrible. It's the same thing every time. A non interesting lame guest. This show would do so much better with better guests. Let's hope it changes. Boring guests every week

[@kellyalbright1984]

It’s amazing that when someone is down-to-earth and honest about day to day things you call them “boring.” I thought she was cool and enjoyed the episode. Why do people have to act so extra to be intriguing to people? I hate this new way of thinking.

[@18JR78]

My guess his guest are other comedians he’s acquainted over the years.

[@dennypet]

Kind of a shitty way to say it, but I WAS actually just thinking that the podcast can be absolutely A tier with A tier guests. I kind of don't like shitting on the current or former guests though; some are quite good! Jason is definitely pulling his weight, and then some. I'm really impressed with what he's been doing lately!

[@H3H3HEE]

I kinda love Kim

[@norab7432]

He was on her pod recently and I enjoyed it. They have been friends for a while and they had a good convo, they get along really well.

[@michaeldensmore7391]

Well first tithing was to do stuff like “keep the lights on” and feed the poor, cause the church is also gonna be the first condemned for not helping them, but the truth is you need money for all that… so tithing is to the church for charity and others sake, not God, church is a place however to invest because others are blessed with the word of god and maybe a meal on the holidays…. And some church’s are huge…

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

There might be good witches. I'm blonde with green eyes. I didn't choose to be a witch and I don't practice anything but really weird stuff happens around me. Im curious, how often do you think about something and then it immediately happens? I guess I just encounter a lot of coincidences.

[@ItsJoKeZ]

You met that lady in another life ABSOLUTELY and she murdered you before. You got away from her this time. x100 after you explained that feeling. That's horrifying.

[@DTylereRod]

This podcast is as good as any podcast ever made. I am a podcast expert. I do not wish to explain how I became this. I only want to expose this podcast as great.

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

Haha thanks? 😂

[@DepthFromAbove]

“Source: Trust me, bro.”

[@TonyMarselle]

Is this the start of a great crusade?

[@robbobbbbbbbb]

👍👍 to the editor. Camera switch Camera switch Camera switch 😂😂

[@ItsJoKeZ]

must be so so much work man

[@_ladytron6642]

Loved it!!!! 🖤

[@kristenstoner7689]

Omg love your cat! I have two 💕 the literal best

[@sarahwilliams4055]

Loved that!! This show has become more frequent in my podcast rotation. Jason and Michael are fabulous together. And Kim kills it on anything.

[@ric3p0]

Okay fine I’ll admit it, Jason’s growing on me…

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

🥹❤️

[@mandeejanssen8600]

I know I say this every episode but I truly do judge everyone by how they react to Jason’s intro. Kim passes 😂

[@_THUMPR_]

Mayhem Mondays anyone????

[@KSF_Creative]

Love the podcast, if you're ever up in Western NY, it'd be amazing to shoot some skate content!

[@Multiplayerfuneral]

Luv this ep

[@dot_t]

Love Kimmy! Great episode! Thanks guys ❤️✨

[@therealjd1503]

Great episode, really enjoyed it. Much love guys🤘

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

Love right back!

[@kelzo94]

YES new Jason Ellis!!! LETS GO

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Bro what happened to cohost upper lip😂😂

[@andymcneill94]

❤❤❤ You make my life brighter Jason, much love. Would love you to film a little skating video part just showing you still trudging along and having some fun in the process, tricks be dammed. Vibes and effort is all that is needed and it'll be inspirational as fuck. ❤❤❤

[@ACARD420]

Love the intro. Kim is awesome Tully is laid back funny. Jason is the best

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

❤️😊

[@jbirdsall29]

I'm here for kim.

[@bennippard8491]

I'm to the point where I sing along unironically with Jason and the theme song, so I would say that is a good sign lol thanks for the episode, you guys are all awesome! This was a hilarious episode lol have a good one, and keep being yourselves!

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

❤️

[@justinklein-kchc]

Does rumble bean have balls?

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

Yes 🙃

[@tedkemp9912]

Call me crazy, but i don't think it's ocd to worry about someone blowing a load into my food. Lol

[@patrickbedruz6475]

9:20 Makes sense now why J-lo had the pass in "Im real"

[@Hernandezamh]

We love the roast queen

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

She’s the best

[@cierrakoz405]

I just got into Kim and her other pod, and shes the best! I love her!

[@marvusparvus]

RationalRevolution

[@alexeilindes7507]

Okay but? Is that a witch thing?

[@evilbrainangelheart9634]

​@@alexeilindes7507Probably...

[@spooky425]

Kim Congdon is my favorite!!! Two libra bros 🤣 🔥 ♎️ bzz bzz to the hunays out there 🐝

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

I work as a delivery driver and the packaging comes open on its own every day. I always send them a text or tell tell them in person, that it opened itself, and I didn't open it.

[@treefiddytwoo]

i always blame the handlers/loaders lol

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

@@treefiddytwoo Oh amazon is effing up your packages. I'm food delivery and the condensation from the hot food loosens the stickers. The bag almost always pops open by the time I get to the drop off.

[@jesseroyal4106]

This show Rules!!!!

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

Did I comment this already?That the only two dogs that I had as an adult were named roxy and lady.

[@CWParks]

so much nutritous deliciousness of comedic entertainment packed into the greatest podcast in America this week that I had to hit my epi pen from aniphalaxis. twice. Bees be Gods. Fixing to hit them frequencies. Tuna Mega Hertz.