Kurt Metzger’s Claw Knowledge | EP 175 | The Jason Ellis Show

Jason and Tully are joined by stand up comedian Kurt Metzger to discuss bald guys, Gay frogs, Limelight, Rush Limbaugh has a tail, White claws, Betel Nuts, Eating Cookie, Jason Is The Walrus, Working out jokes, Headlining, Ass CTE, Head injuries, Claw Knowledge, Politicians, RFK, CIA, NY vs LA, Financial advice, Blackout, Cup check, Alpha Boot Camp/Male Astrology, and Clint Eastwood.
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[@areaunderthecurve9918]

I can’t get enough of Kurt Metzger.

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Fucking legend

[@ronindr]

Legend-dairy

[@DanEMO592]

I learned about him through the Jimmy Dore Show and I’ve been obsessed with him ever since 😂

[@josh42741]

I don’t care what your pod is, if get Kurt I’m watching

[@DanEMO592]

If I see Kurp, I click

[@Marty4Life]

Me thinking: cmon cmon bring up the occult or aliens

[@Adam-q2w5e]

the only reason I showed up

[@macguyvahmacguyvah2833]

Can I get a yo?

[@esraed7868]

Most people cant handle kurt's honesty, I love his comedy style.

[@FatRalphsBoutique]

Kurt Metzger is becoming my favorite podcast guest.

[@phukutoob3888]

Is mine ;)

[@deeznattz]

I find myself searching his name and sorting by "this month" Many rare bangers

[@phukutoob3888]

@@deeznattz * Same *

[@ronindr]

Mmhmm

[@joshb8976]

Watch his stand up. Dude has the best comedy style. It’s super unique

[@brantleyhester6641]

Kurp is my favorite guest on any podcast!

[@JL-pt3br]

Metzger is the Greatest! Jason don’t worry, you’re a comic. You make people laugh. And even if KZbin blocks you, have Metzger on as much as possible. He’s a funny rebel. That’s your brand man!

[@fourfriedchickensandacoke167]

Kurp has been on fire lately all his podcast appearances have been fantastic ❤

[@WhatSmellsLikeToast]

He goes door to door now asking podcast hosts if they'd like to go over some literature together

[@LgnSknks541]

I never would have thought about Kurt and Jason being so absolutely perfect together. From the first couple minutes in I was laughing. 😆

[@WhatSmellsLikeToast]

Kurp is a great guest

[@miller3441]

Legit clicked on this so fast, been really enjoying Kurt’s schizo takes on things lately. Very based

[@ellepepper5496]

Love Kurt 😂

[@ordinarypete]

I love what Kurt said about Shaub and comedians like him - Stop hating on these guys because they sell tickets, they have an audience so just don’t go to their show and support your fav comedians.

[@joseph7105]

Atheists and nihilist find purpose and meaning in hating others. It is a powerful emotion. So hate-watching Brenden, making memes, and obsessing over him all day feels meaningful to them. It is not healthy in the long term though. No different than any other addiction

[@thepohCv]

For the alg. Yay Kurt

[@SHREDBEARD696]

“ it’s like your face trying to shit your teeth out” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ModeratelyAmused]

53:54 "they are creating Batman conditions there" I wonder if the CEO of United Healthcare has a son.

[@r0zzy2025]

Kurt is my favorite comic. Thanks for having him on!

[@thelarryfalcon]

Jason is the man currently, has been, and will be. Thanks for making dope pods and the smoke to start was hilarious!

[@TheJasonEllisShow]

❤️

[@crackerjack1203]

Jason and Tully handled the Kurt craziness well. Keeping doing what you're doing. We love it

[@nickking-edwards9301]

What craziness?

[@fsg2700]

Legendary duo. You guys should start a podcast

[@dot_t]

Love you Jason! Stoked you're coming to Louisville! Be there or be square ❤️✨

[@STEALTHKAOS]

Kurt was clearer on this than he is on Jimmy. i love him on both.

[@jackjurphy5020]

Kurp is the best pod guest rn

[@rigobertonoriega4212]

Great to see Kurt!

[@badm0t0rf1nger]

Kurt is *such* good value for anyone's podcast. It's a rare thing for a top-tier comedian to not only see the bullsh!t, but refuse to toe the establishment propaganda lines on it all. I assume growing up in the JW cult, & having to spend time & effort deprogramming himself of all that horsesh!t, helps him sniff out what the kontrollers are up to these days, & then going on to call it all out with comedic flair. Love it. I also love that he & Jason get on well. Great pod. :)

[@bennippard8491]

It's my birthday! Thanks for singing the song with a furiousity, really amped me up lol you guys are awesome!! Have a good one

[@JohmPlainview]

Ellis looks like Joe Rogan is using a Nick Rochefort face filter app

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Why TF doesn't my subbed to Jason Ellis show up in my feed until I'm on a Metzger binge....

[@Marty4Life]

I feel like ever podcast Kurt is on is with the craziest host

[@johnsmith-mz9hh]

I'm confused by the Kurt hate in the comments. I think it says more about the Ellis audience

[@ncarollo504]

They’d rather not know

[@joshb8976]

Kurt is one of the best comedic minds of all time. Easily

[@Chris-pi7fm]

"I hit my head so hard my ass started bleeding?!" BWAAAAH

[@kryptonianog9418]

Hands down, best intro in podcasting

[@Michael_Douglas007]

Metzger rockssss 🎸 And while I love Jason Ellis and grew up watch his skate videos - it kinda got weird in the past ten minutes when they started hitting him with random questions instead of letting him rant😂

[@DaZese]

Kurt Desciple's stand up!!!!

[@murtaugh1761]

🫡

[@neuberknight575]

Kurt’s the guy in the movie that can talk himself out of his own execution. That’s why he hasn’t been in a fight.

[@joshb8976]

He almost got in a fight with Luis Gomez lol.

[@elizabethmahoney83]

​@@joshb8976fact. Many years ago.

[@wizarddeathmusic2937]

Kurt rules.

[@CornerStoreDrums]

Oh let’s GO!! Top Shelf show!

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Kurt is like Tripoli if he was ever tired

[@WhatSmellsLikeToast]

Sam's sober. He wouldn't lie about that

[@absentstars474]

@@WhatSmellsLikeToastthats my favorite tripoli bit

[@GamingTruckerDad]

WELLLLCOMME TOOO THE SHOOWWOWWWWW!

[@justinforever4987]

When he first started on Jimmy Dore i thought he was kind of a dumb shit that talked over everything. But then i started listening to what he was saying and quickly realized that he is so on point it's ridiculous. Kurt Metzger is what is up!

[@murtaugh1761]

I will watch ANYTHING that Kurp is on

[@tacey01]

Love Kurp!!!

[@FINNBOGI69]

Great Episode Guys🤙🏽

[@GerardFinn]

This was great

[@baroqueasb6097]

Kurt is truth

[@playwithme-rn]

Wow Kurt... coo-coo... love you Ellis

[@fabianm8944]

Wow I just realized how lucky I am I never get cup-checked lol

[@iuploadulike]

I see KURP I click the KURP.

[@prenz1]

That was amazing

[@jodyrichards4433]

Jason Ellis looks like Wal Mart Connor McGregor.

[@zekehooper]

I have been going on a "Kurt hunt" since I saw him on JRE a couple days ago.

[@TutoringPotential]

Great laugh at the end.

[@CAHNE]

Kurt's Claw Knowledge title should be changed to Kurt's COOKED hour ..LOL

[@parkerstroh6586]

Wokeness is social corn syrup is the funniest goddamn thing

[@lucasbarnhill3109]

Kurt is great.

[@francieleone]

Love Kurt.

[@ImRylie]

Will you start the tour dates with the podcast intro ?! 🥹🔥

[@superstimulatedminotaur3681]

Love Kurt's schizoid energy

[@Beko610812]

Kurt Metzger is a 1:27:11 national treasure!

[@joshb8976]

Skibidi toilet 😂😂😂

[@stantheoneandonly]

I am 100% against scented candles.

[@aliceinabsentia]

Kurp rocks.

[@trustmeimapro]

It was tied stick. Its dipped in formaldehyde. That's why it had the string around it. A friend told me

[@shawn7889]

Intro has gotten pretty good

[@redboone1509]

Or you can end up watching the comedian Drew Lynch he fell asleep with a concussion and when he woke up he had a severe stutter

[@richc.9273]

Holy Shit, around 53 minutes in Kurt caught himself going off topic. Love him, just haven't seen him do that. (catch himself) After years watching him.

[@joshb8976]

People talking shit in the comments on Kurt for being informed and knowing what’s happening in the world is wild.

[@pointlessmanatee]

damn he cut off kurt when he started talking about the black illuminati

[@mudearies4867]

Kurp is great 👍🏼

[@jorgeyaquilugobeltran]

He'll yeah mates. Let's fucken wave

[@bobtranquilli9985]

Metzger is God

[@benjaminschweizer8764]

Best guest to be sober around lol

[@Pow_FIsh]

The crying is called Pseudo Bulbar Affect it's a common side-effect of brain damage. It's actually the same thing the joker has, there's two forms of it, laughing when something isn't funny, or crying when you aren't really sad.

[@phukutoob3888]

Would love 2 hear an hr+ podcast of Kurt & Jessa Reed chatting. ~Jυ§αγ'п

[@freshislandart]

The nappy dugout

[@neuberknight575]

Kurtkurtkurtkurt❤

[@rch6650]

Daddy Kurt FINE!

[@dee3368]

😅open your eyes ellis Pay attention to the world around you kurt is not wrong.

[@TomCote-g2c]

Dude. one claw and the wheels came off wtf😂😂😂

[@parkerstroh6586]

I'm very curious to know who that rapper is saying Kurt and Ellis won't ever be a comic

[@Zennsunni]

It was Thai stick

[@adambarrett9773]

6:23 comes at kurt like hes dumb when rainn wilsons had great movie rolls too. Not just the office like people think. The rocker is a good ass movie about a true-ish story

[@920WASHBURN]

You domt pay for water. You pay for the convenience of a bottle or oit of the tap. Take a bottle to the river and fill it up. Nobody will stop you

[@melankolistaja3792]

"Don't be a ****” :D

[@curtisw831]

So is this a 7equis show now or is McCone moonlighting?

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

Being a Kurp fan can be tricky, he's like the equivalent of that homeless friend we all had in our twenties that moved around sleeping on people's couches for a few days at a time. Come on Kurpy, fire back up your show please and stop just sleeping on other podcast' couches....

[@princevegeta-son]

SWEEET ❤❤❤

[@zebrajenks]

geezus Kurt oxcydone and oxycontin are the same thing, oxycontin is time released and oxycodone is the only drug in oxycontin. Percocet is oxycodone and tylenol like loratab is hydrocodone and tylenol

[@joshb8976]

Generic Percocet are oxycodone and Tylenol. That’s what he meant bud. Oxymorphone is best opiate outside of heroin though.

[@zebrajenks]

oxycontin is oxycodone it is just time released, I'm a pharmacy tech. There is no tylenol in oxycontin. He doesn't know what he is talking about or made a mistake. You are right about generic percocet being oxycodone and tylenol but that is not oxycodone alone because it would just be called oxycodone. He was saying oxycontin is only oxycodone and any other oxycodone drug has tylenol which is not true you can be prescribed oxycodone without tylenol and if it is NOT timed released it is not oxycontin

[@zebrajenks]

@@joshb8976 oxymorphone brand name is opana just like hydromorphone is dilaudid and exalgo

[@seahawks337]

Kurt is coming after Crack

[@larrybirdjr]

Shoutout crack 42 minutes

[@elizabethmahoney83]

Yes!

[@ordinarypete]

RFK is a bad dude.

[@dennypet]

Kurt needs to loosen his White Claw grip on his phone, and slowly back away from the internet. I didn't expect the tinfoil hat direction that this one took...😂

[@dennypet]

1:20:50 Jason: "Is he like this all the time?"😂

[@WhatSmellsLikeToast]

You sound like you need some magic mind, ma'am

[@dennypet]

Never heard of that. But I have heard of snake oil; you've got some on your upper lip..​@@WhatSmellsLikeToast

[@adambooth8343]

What did Kurt say that was untrue?

[@dennypet]

​@@adambooth8343​ Well, for one, he said 'they' came after Alex Jones for no reason. Alex Jones claimed all the little kids shot at Sandy Hook were faking it, and got his viewers to harass their grieving parents for years, even desecrating their gravesites. Alex Jones was rightfully sued for doing this to these poor people. To think otherwise is sheer lunacy. Mic drop...​

[@hachmejo]

These guys dont understand the nutrient matrix of water.

[@baroqueasb6097]

Amaz

[@toddzillar1]

Jason was way too dumb to get kurt thats why he assumed he was all gloom and doom

[@Masculist76]

The women never came

[@shawn7889]

1:01:47 this producer is weird due

[@francieleone]

What is Ellis going on about at the end? He’s very annoying.

[@the_rzh]

Sticking up for Alex Jones and James Okeef is wild.

[@joshb8976]

Why? They’re both amazing investigative journalists. Alex Jones was character assassinated into obscurity because he was shining a light on the corruption and the elite’s own plans that they actively talk about in real life and write about and O’Keefe was ousted from his company for doing good journalism. You should really try to drop the propagandized bias you have and be paranoid for once. The government and wealthy elite are actively trying to kill you dude. They all believe in over population but they aren’t the ones they think who should leave earth. And they have all the resources.

[@SM-ww7yl]

Jeez, the guy in the pink shirt is so irritating

[@shawn7889]

Why does the producer think he can just yell over kurt? 57:10