shane and ryland and holidays and first world problems, oh my!

[@Rileyrileyyy]

nothing makes me more mad than seeing rich people buy farm properties and not give a single fuck about them, like okay... thats my literal dream but to them its just a second house, with alpacas that they pay someone to care for... hehjhjkh im bitter

[@BeomgyusToeHair]

If you're ever living on a farm and want someone to like live in a shed and not pay rent and never leave the shed.. I volunteer 🙏🙏

[@spacecat7864]

It makes me so mad!!!! I used to live in a wine and fruit growing region and there’s so many rich people who want to larp as farmers that it’s a problem. They’ll just sit on agriculture land and not really use it or if they do they use it to make real mid wine. It just falsely decreases the supply so the price of land skyrockets.

[@JerrySienfield-s1o]

Sounds like a you problem

[@GidgetAGogo]

As someone who lives on a farm, i am infuriated with the lack of care they show. There is never a day off for animal caretakers in farming, let alone the ability to jet off to another state.

[@AEIOU_Y]

It's CRAZY 😂

[@trickymarigold]

Shane and Ryland are the worst clients for anyone to deal with. “I know we hired you to do a thing. And I know we paid you to make this place sellable but we undid a bunch of stuff and put all our tacky tat back out. Well we’re going home again. Byyyeeeeee”

[@fatsajak]

“we know it needs to stay staged for showings, but BEAAARRRRRYYYYYYY”

[@bridgetlynch2043]

And again rylands turn to talk and Shane wanders off and is a distracting ass.

[@fatsajak]

but... but... GROCERIES!

[@YashaVatrushka]

Shane & Ryland's "that's just crazy" is Eugenia Cooney's "it's so NIiiiIiice you guyyyyyyys". You can tell that none of them really went to school

[@morganwentworth2041]

Up until this exact moment, I didn't believe that those kids existed

[@jaw217]

I still think they’re rented.

[@Missvickiem]

I adore that time this is uploaded at 3am here in the UK and that’s exactly the time I’m needing help with my own emotional support laundry folding x

[@ritacita]

Same, omg! but I’m from Portugal 😂

[@peacecraft82]

The neckbeard and hair drive me insane too. He doesn’t look like a multi-millionaire; he looks like a homeless hiker that a search team just rescued from a forest. Shane really needs to take ADHD meds, whenever Ryland is talking just watch Shane’s face. His eyes are constantly darting around the room thinking, what random thing can I do to pull focus back onto me. Shane crying over Christmas decorations really annoyed me too. When he started talking about that bear statue being cold, I wish I could have been there. I would have turned to Shane and said, “It's molded plastic Shane, its not alive, are you okay?” If I was Ryland and Shane interrupted my vlogs, each time he did it I would stop talking and just stare at him until he got the point.

[@dangerxbadger2300]

Honest to god, I would put money on this happening in real life between the two of them on a fairly regular basis. And I would also put money on Shane emotionally manipulating his way into Ryland apologizing for it, too.

[@manyyoumas]

the sad thing is even if you gave shane the look he’d still be too wrapped up in his BS to care

[@SamRabbitx]

As a starbucks employee, its actually not that bad being open on holidays. A lot of us dont celebrate holidays, dont want to be around our families, or cant afford to go home for the holidays so its actually really nice making time and a half on a day youd otherwise be alone. I volunteered to work Christmas this year and im so thankful. So, you know, its not always that bad

[@Flareontoast]

Two homes, 5 pets, 2 kids AND 50$ worth of coffee? How are they still pretending they're so normal and average...

[@fatsajak]

plus flying semi private

[@manderly33]

@@fatsajak With a nanny who is clearly just off screen.

[@katiehambrick4079]

“Is it just sparkling water with a bunch of sugar in it?” Shane….that is what a soda IS.

[@justingraves8649]

I wish I was rich enough to complain about 1st world problems🙏🏼🌠

[@leshi97]

Saying a toddler is 'choosing' to have a meltdown is certainly interesting phrasing lol

[@sourgreendolly7685]

reminds me of how my panic attacks were called tantrums as a kid

[@dangerxbadger2300]

​@@sourgreendolly7685that's exactly how my autistic meltdowns from being overstimulated and in general disallowed from acting my age were treated too. I'm so sorry. ❤

[@minkg8178]

It's like when people say a child is doing something "for no reason". There's always a reason. You might not instantly know what it is but of course there's a reason and finding out what it is would be much better than just dismissing the child's distress.

[@dangerxbadger2300]

@@sourgreendolly7685 that is exactly how my meltdowns from being overstimulated and general frustration from being not allowed to act like a child were treated as well. I'm so sorry that happened to you, too.

[@manyyoumas]

the world is cavities and fat sajak is cavity preventing toothpaste

[@positivevibesveda]

5/5 dentists recommend!

[@Jess_talks_book]

They left a lot of stuff at their Colorado house. What was the plan for when the house sells? Were they going to leave all the furniture, statues, and decorations for the buyer to deal with?

[@ashleywoods6201]

I'd assume they would hire someone to pack and store or move their stuff? No? Doesn't seem that abnormal

[@meganl.6040]

I love how you also love Morgan! She's seriously cool, and a rare treat in Ryland's vlogs/Shane's videos. I could never do what she did with her house! I love how hard she worked to make it and the fact that she knew exactly what she wanted.

[@tsilander]

Seriously, sajak, the "get a property manager and air bnb it if you wanna keep it for just a few months of the year" is what I've been silent screaming at them this whole video. And ALSO 💯 on the staging disaster that they're pulling on their realtor. Oh, how I wish I was rich enough to be this stupid with my money. It's been 2 months, you idiots! 2. Months. And you've come in, messed with the staging, and decided to pull from the market because it hasn't sold yet. Ugh, now I'm unreasonably ma, lol.

[@diovamps]

the way he said Baja made me recoil

[@fatsajak]

BAHHHJAAHHHH

[@TheoEclipse]

barjar blarst

[@bugco11ector]

the exaggerated sad voice shane does when he's being a freak about the christmas decorations genuinely makes me sick to my stomach and fueled with rage so bad i had to skip past

[@fatsajak]

i hate it so very much

[@manderly33]

Ok, so they clearly have a nanny there with them, right? They didn’t leave two toddlers at home alone to go get coffee. Right?

[@Llamaface]

"why don't you start your own vlog?" THAT PART thank you for this upload queen 🩷🩷

[@creepycrawlie]

“it’s not crazy you’re going to see family” is so real like ur not even taking them on vacation 😭😭 just going to your OWN HOUSE YOU OWN

[@jpcraftsandsnark]

Sajak, your eyes look so pretty in this. I'm in a cheerful mood this morning, giving S&R shit brings me joy.

[@bjpuck]

“In the spirit of the McRib, please shave your neck” 😂😂

[@KimMinerLitton]

This is crazy. And Scary. Crazy Scary. Scary Crazy.

[@fatsajak]

CRRRRAZY

[@Flareontoast]

Imagine a drinking game, you pick either scary or crazy and take a shot everytjme.

[@MartinStribing]

The way they think every insignificant detail is SuPeR CRazy yOu GuYS🙈

[@HONGRYGORL]

Many staged houses are staged by ACTUAL designers. If I was Shane and Ryland, I would take notes from professionals.

[@blake7915]

I don’t think you could possibly understand how much I needed this video tonight. The laughs might just keep me going

[@julianicely182]

But if Shane shaves his neck what will he have to pick at?????

[@fatsajak]

🤮🤮🤮

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

I’m dealing with _the worst_ indigestion..it’s been over 24hrs nonstop freaking stabbing pain in my ribcage right under my left boob. So I’m very happy for this upload because so far, it’s been one of the only videos that I can zone out during and not focus on the pain. This was a very welcome distraction!

[@maybemablemaples2144]

It's crazy how much they use crazy and nothing else. So glad I don't drink anymore. I'd be 💀

[@raven_moonshine39]

Dutch Bros exploded in my city in 2021/2022 (like literally, we went from 1 location to 19 within less than a year) and as long as they've been here, they've all had muffin tops. I have no idea what Ryland is going on about them being new. I mean they've always been on the menu right by the window and everything.

[@eckilla]

lol thank you 😂 I said the same thing. I went to Dutch Bros for the first time in 2022 and they’ve always had the chocolate chip muffin tops because they’re my favorite…

[@raven_moonshine39]

@@eckilla same but with the lemon poppy seed. I can't drive through there without getting one lol

[@jullianparada4858]

THIS i was looking for this comment!!! they’ve always had muffin tops and sodas, maybe not the dirty sodas but def regular sodas. i went over to their video just to leave that comment too bc the whole time they were at dutch bros talking about how they never had any of that was enraging me lmao

[@raven_moonshine39]

@@jullianparada4858 I keep wanting to give them the benefit of the doubt and say they probably don't know that the app exists and only order off the significantly smaller seasonal menu in the drive thru but at the same time I know for a fact the muffin tops have always been on the menu at the window (that's how I first learned about them 2 years ago) and they almost always have seasonal soda flavors. So they truthfully have no excuses unless they're next level unobservant which I wouldn't put past them either. I swear next they'll be freaking out about the stickers and acting like it's something brand new 😂

[@jullianparada4858]

@@raven_moonshine39 NO LITERALLY i can picture it they’re gonna be like “omg that soooo crazy they have stickers they’ve never had that!!”

[@xingcat]

I've never seen parents of twins who are so unhindered in doing literally everything and anything without the children they ever wanted to do. Are the kids on some sort of lending program?

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

My twins are 11 yrs old and I'm still so all over the place😂

[@julieMan3103]

i will say i did see one of the baby’s faces in the back round, just a warning if you’d like to edit it out, just putting it out there

[@minttea9140]

All hail Fat Sajak, the savior of our collective sanity

[@jessicagogan3902]

All hail💯

[@girleyeguess]

I physically need a frozen coffee right now and it’s midnight

[@fatsajak]

i understand you

[@rosierangerblargh]

Shane. Bro. We aren't eating at McDonalds and Starbucks cuz of the boycotts. Oh wait. Sorry I forgot he doesn't care about such things. Can we talk about how weirdly skinny his face is getting? With the weird beard hair it looks just... you know Handsome Squidwards bulbous head? Idk that's all I can think of. Not trying to hate on his appearance but thinking about how he's been so obsessed with weight loss and stuff. Anyway. Happy Holidays Sajak.

[@bees.857]

The way he prounces EGG like AYGUH...omg

[@wildixia]

These videos from you are my guilty pleasure, I can’t deny it. Bless 🙏

[@fugitive_]

Watching this while taking a 4am bath coz i am chronically ill and audhd and struggle with energy and i am having a fkn great time. These are my favorite people to laugh at and you make it even funnier ♥️

[@corinnegalland8443]

Adding “you look like a sweater” to my insult repertoire rn

[@nullskey8370]

the white fluffy chairs would be so “winter podcast” they cannot appreciate what they have

[@-jaylouise-]

Some folk get irrationally angry when they hear people chew. For others - it's neckbeards.

[@SteveSolo-cy2bo]

2.4 million is what their house is going for

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

That's actually lower than I expected

[@LoveWritesALetter]

Did I miss something or did they just start dropping the kids in the vlog like we wouldn't notice?

[@maggieholt6778]

"All my money people say we should sell the house" And then he casually sends a standing desk and treadmill to his second house.

[@GotTheMorbs]

Oh my gosh the Dunk- a- latte(or however you spell it) was so good. The best coffee Dunkin has had in awhile. Also please keep dogging on Shane and Rylands finances. Eat the rich includes the "relatable" youtubers and millionaires (cause some people I've talked to think it's only billionaires).

[@forumaura43]

Actually Ryland, making sure the only house you have, that you also live in, doesn't fall in on itself is a lot of pressure.

[@sinyaaFish]

guys, she's spoiling us with these daily uploads

[@cariwhyte]

new fat sajak shane+ryland reaction save me...

[@dangerxbadger2300]

Ok. Im gonna put you on as a fellow eggnog lover and someone that is SO HAPPY THEY BROUGHT THE EGGNOG LATTES BACK OMFGGGG they haven't had them for 2 years and now they're apparently back and I'm SO HAPPY. Anyway. Yes. Wlth normal espresso, it's NOT good. BUT. Lucky for YOU, Dutch has *white coffee*. Next time u go, order a hot white coffee salted caramel eggnog breve, specify more eggnog than milk, with a soft top and cinnamon sprinkles. Trust me. You're welcome in advance. Eggnog chai also fuckin slaps. ❤

[@fatsajak]

i… am intrigued

[@StonedHunter]

Kinda surprised it took this long for them to start plastering their kids all over their videos.

[@jessicagogan3902]

I am so glad you are doing a video everyday till Christmas ahhhhh❤️🥹😍

[@taylorsmith8460]

The suspense is… SUSPENSEFUL

[@Beerambling]

Imagine being able to have two houses

[@theRogue16]

Did they tell their realtor they were doing this??? This poor person is just doing their job? I desperately need to know if they just showed up without telling them and started moving stuff. Which I get it's their house, but like they don't live there full time.

[@sydsky8815]

Finding out that Shane and I have the same walk pad is uncomfortable. I don’t want to like anything he does. (Mine was thrifted for $30. I don’t have Dawson money lol)

[@almostatami]

If I ate the way they did in this video,it would destroy me.😂 Massive headaches,gastric issues and I couldn't sleep it off because of all the damn coffee and soda.

[@sarahg2665]

56:00 I was literally typing a comment about them renting out the house while they’re not there as you were saying it. That property would do so well on Airbnb and/or Vrbo with a property manager.

[@raven_moonshine39]

I'm honestly kind of surprised there's not a Dutch Bros in LA

[@itscapricious]

living in denver-metro myself, dutch bros for boba tea is diabolical. and i LOVE dutch bros. SO many authentic options they could've driven the same distance to for great boba in aurora or greenwood village which are next to parker. we STILL drive from the west side to aurora for some of our favorite, authentic family-owned places because we love quality food and appreciate the families that make their living from taking care of the community. i feel like if they truly got outside beyond driving from home to dutchies they'd enjoy all aspects of colorado more. 😩

[@mostlyanimalssometimesheather]

The sudden deep rage at 9:15 was the greatest most unexpected moment 😂

[@normajeanmcdaniel4491]

0:42 Whew. Now I can just relax and watch. Thank you, Emotional Support Laundry Goddess! 🍿. Now, u add in an Elevated Sajak? That's chef's kiss right there. 😅 - 🌴 Cynical Gen-Xer in Palm Springs 🌴 Appreciate the extra content. It's the only thing keeping me sane! 💯

[@Crebeccalogan]

Gardening and watching these is my new favorite evening self care lol 😂❤ 11:34 killed me hahaha

[@Infamous-K]

Here to support with yesterday's video while waiting for 8:30! Hi laundry!

[@sfalcone0530]

“You look like a sweater” omg

[@SabrinaJones-yr1ow]

I love eggnog too lol I’m the only one in my household who enjoys it😏 I also don’t like it in my coffee tho just not a good flavor combo

[@lagoonmermaid]

why do they talk like that - "oh I love it", "actually it's a lot" "I can double straw that" "no it's too much"

[@haleyspence]

imagine having as much money as Ryan and Shane and still being addicted to the drive through like that.

[@aimee8135]

Please make a video trying Dutch Bros seasonal drinks elevated. I need to see this

[@vloveg80]

A fanbase that needs to be told whether something is scary or crazy probably would be confused by the change in decor.

[@plantedinwv9043]

The mamas if you will 🤣

[@SamRabbitx]

I will

[@manyyoumas]

correct me if i’m wrong, but isn’t it also a safety issue to just return living to the house (and address) you publicly shared online to sell?? especially when you’re a nothingburger influencer? ESPECIALLY especially when you have children??

[@Snoww_Vice]

I'm so sad that I went to Colorado for the first time a few weeks ago and didn't get Dutch Bros! These videos have made me want to try some so bad

[@dangerxbadger2300]

@@Snoww_Vice it really is the superior coffee chain. I usually don't like chain coffee, and have never really been able to stomach regular espresso because it gave me tummy aches and would make me feel jittery. But Dutch Brothers has a white coffee which does not have any of the acidity like dark roasted coffee does. Think like white wine versus red wine. Plus, white coffee actually tastes delicious.

[@LilySaintSin]

I lovr when you rag on the money aspect. Not even joking.

[@onceuponamelody]

God, I can't stand the overacting and overreacting from Shane in these vlogs... You can really tell he's still bitter his acting/directing career never took off.

[@quester09]

he's arrested somehow, failing to evolve

[@lizg.7657]

lol! yes! Shane's neckbeard is nuts!

[@MidnightMajesty]

Dirty dough is far superior to crumbl

[@fatsajak]

the cookies definitely looked more appetizing

[@JessShort]

I just…. don’t understand why their kids are…. never with them. As a mom - I find it insane.

[@oberyncarzer5620]

38:52 she’s so cute 😭

[@omgmo1962]

Maybe its because i live near Dutch Bros OG location...but did the rest if yall NOT have food at Dutch Bros before now? Or protein milk? Huh?! Its all old news to me 😂

[@fatsajak]

mine had food but the protein milk is new for us

[@dangerxbadger2300]

My Dutch Bros has only ever had the muffin tops. 😢 EDIT: oh okay. When you said food I thought you meant like breakfast sandwiches. But yeah, every single Dutch I've ever gone to for the last like, 10 years have always had those muffin tops.

[@omgmo1962]

​@@fatsajak must be a slow roll out from Oregon to Colorado 🥲

[@NotThatKate]

I flew from Vancouver to London, with transfers, with a 3yo and 5yo and a LOT of our stuff. I can assure these guys that kids who can run and scream are NOT easier. But I’m sure they’ll bring the help or something.

[@RainyDays2790]

can confirm it tasted like a coffee lattee but teenaged me hated caffeine and didnt enjoy it the way 34 year old me wouuld

[@coffee8599]

Call me when you fly economy with two babies from the east coast to South Korea, Ryland. 45 hour flight from LA to Colorado??? No way! Oh my God! 😂😮

[@a.vangarde5116]

Everything's crazy.

[@fatsajak]

unless of course it’s scary

[@thatgirlwiththecrazyhair2067]

I survived ✊️

[@TheNocturnalpheonix]

🤘😘🔥

[@AEIOU_Y]

Is there a market for Alpaca Meat??

[@WillowSharkStone]

Hey just to say you can see the kids faces in the background at the beginning since you said you don't want that thought it's worth mentioning

[@ameridol099]

Jealous is an ugly trait

[@julianicely182]

Why can't they rent the house out for chunks of the year? Don't rich people do that? As of today it's still listed on Zillow

[@frostykzink]

Yeah Shane's insistence on interrupting Ryland because he's feeling uncomfortable is just gross and weird and creepy and annoying. Also I love the phrase "tone deafery" and I'm using it from now on.

[@lizsahu9344]

To be dovish you complain about the burden of your second house

[@onlychristinefans]

True Coloradans hate deer. (I lived in Colorado for 12 years)

[@queenc2144]

There seems to be less slurping in Rylands editing and that stupid big eye thing . Small victories.

[@kathleenchapman2204]

But was it crazy Shane?

[@aqualuvor95]

Yo, the babies’ faces aren’t blurred when they show the family picture 52:44

[@smhardy001]

Also it’s irritating me that they are flying on a private jet airline. Imaging how stressed they would be going to an actual airport lmaooo

[@invisiblue3212]

I survived!😂

[@hiddenabsinthe5112]

I wanted you to comment on his theme song “saving the world with rylands vlogmas” it kills me every time I hear it.

[@possitivelyinsane]

It's been on the market for 2 months?!? The horror!!!!