shane dawson's alien conspiracies are only about 1/4 baked

[@crispdusk]

“i went for a holiday red lip today because i… am crazy” i giggle

[@JugheadJones825]

Shes so cute lol

[@daniele.h7697]

At this point I just want him to look up the definitions of conspiracy and theory because nine times out of 10 it's neither in his case.

[@fatsajak]

i’d say it’s more like 12 times out of 10, but i agree lol

[@daniele.h7697]

@fatsajak It feels weird to give him credit, but a few of his conspiracy videos from the past had actual conspiracies and ended with actual theories but the podcast is all fucking bullshit lol

[@captainstefanie]

He should also learn what “scary” means because he doesn’t use it correctly most of the time 😂

[@daniele.h7697]

@captainstefanie yea, he claims that everything is either scary or spooky or crazy and it's never any of the three.

[@Allyourbase1990]

I liked the way he did his old conspiracy videos . Now he does it in the podcast and his podcast sucks . It’s way too gay for me to sit thru

[@possitivelyinsane]

Ooooo it's killing him that his sudden switch to being a cyber truck simp wasn't enough for him to get the pr robot

[@Doodlebopp]

the black hair plus red lip combo looks so good on you. it's giving winter femme fatale

[@lizsahu9344]

@@Doodlebopp agreed Sajack’s got a vibe!

[@picahudsoniaunflocked5426]

Body Heat-level simmer. I bet Sajak can do a killer Kathleen Turner voice too.

[@skunkskiestink6620]

seeing Shane have his mind blown over the size of parking lots makes me wonder what his reaction would be if he saw those comparisons of car usage versus public transportation where it’s like 200 cars in traffic compared to one train.

[@babyconch6459]

Remember, all of this is fake. He's been on the internet long enough to know when and when not to react to things.

[@ronfleetwood944]

The vibration thing is psychological. I remember years ago people complaining about the phantom vibrations and they did a study

[@sourgreendolly7685]

It's also worth noting that occasional small hallucinations of day to day occurrences like that are normal and not something one needs to worry about. Brains can have a lil misfire from time to time, as a treat lol

[@moonlighthowling666]

When I was at my boarding school, my friends and i would talk about how even tho we werent allowed cell phones, we would still get ghost vibes

[@DaniCal1forn1a]

Mix in nerve issues/CNS dysfunction and I can never reliably tell whether I'm feeling a vibration or not 😅

[@fugitive_]

I really can’t tell if Shane is just fear mongering or if he is genuinely afraid of technological advancement at this point

[@lucaleone4331]

Alot of rich people are paranoid...so probably both lol

[@rosierangerblargh]

Everyone assumes aliens will save us or destroy us. I like to imagine that aliens are just kind of here doing their own secret third thing.

[@fatsajak]

yeah same.

[@bogosbinted5734]

Earth is the nearest planet to gather mushrooms for them

[@thisismiranda9463]

i like to think that we’re either too boring to interact with or theyre scared of us

[@crystalfox2006]

For some clarification as a Child's Play fan, Chucky is a doll who is possessed by a murderer who entered the doll via black magic not a demon per se but the Shane crew (Don't remember the guy who said it's name) was still wrong, not AI. I find it funny they think it's AI though

[@auntiefish4192]

I think they’re thinking of the remake. Remake Chucky was AI. It sucked.

[@lizsahu9344]

The hair and bright red lipstick you look fierce!

[@AuDHDVee]

Truth

[@xscerxx2308]

exacly

[@elise_g]

Agreed! These colors really suit her

[@victoriashaw6483]

Just another comment to clarify the Gemini AI chatbot thing--if you read the transcript of the chatlog, right before the "troubling response" the AI received a Listen prompt from the user. Listen prompts are not recorded. No other question has a listen prompt within it. The user very clearly instructed the AI to say what it did. AI, despite all of the lapdogs for big companies trying to say otherwise, is really not very advanced. Regardless of all the safeguards companies put in place, its still very easy to circumvent those guidelines and essentially "jailbreak" the AI to get it to do what you want. More than anything, its troubling how little work reporters put in to even look through the chat logs to notice this discrepancy. Same thing from the other video of Chat GPT suddenly copying the person's voice--its so easy to stage AI videos, you only need to show just enough, or just not show a backend command, and viola, a creepy AI video to scare all of the Shane Dawsons of the world.

[@ruth98765]

Yeah, basically, you can make whatever chatbot say outrageous things if you instruct it so by adding bunch disclaimers that it's for research, prank, or something like that.

[@mgtkvlogs]

I need you to know how much I LOVE this content from you please don’t feel bad

[@victoriashaw6483]

The remote controlled robot thing isn't super far off--they had people operating them at the big unveiling event. Its hard to believe that in the few months (if that?) between them being fully puppetted by remote workers to her having the robot now...there is no way its functioning at a high level autonomously. I would fully believe that there is someone puppeteering it for the set recorded videos. Either like a PA who got a manual, or they have a contract with Tesla or whatever to have the robot be functional for videos being filmed in batches/at specific times.

[@adventureisntfar]

Yeah. After the amazon grocery store revealed that there were people watching the cameras and not an automated system, I'm skeptical that the robot is automated. It has to be controlled...

[@julianicely182]

Robot haircut is just asking for robot Sweeney Todd

[@fatsajak]

a slay on so many levels

[@raven_moonshine39]

No, but the hollow earth theory is one that I know logically isn't real, but that I want SO DAMN BAD to be real. It's just such a fun concept.

[@hiraethey]

I feel you! I want to suspend my disbelief but it just doesn't go that far. I did love miniminuteman's rabbit-hole-into-how-hollow-earth-came-about section and idk now I wonder if the historic "creation" of conspiracies isn't just as interesting as the conspiracies themselves 😊

[@fatsajak]

same!! it’s so fun and so interesting!

[@JugheadJones825]

I'm "baby doll hand over barbie doll fist." I'm cackling 😂😂

[@captainbunnicula]

the parking lot segment sent me into another dimension. As it turns out distances are comparable. I’ll give you all a minute to sit down about that.

[@fatsajak]

💀💀💀💀

[@guest4635]

I mean, it’s sort of interesting psychologically. Why do we perceive one as being longer than the other? Chris actually made a decent point that you sometimes have to drive around for a while in an urban area to find a spot and that adds to the feeling of it taking forever to get where you’re going.

[@CostumedFiend_Audio]

I'm still trying to figure out what the conspiracy is in that. Like of course it feels like it's longer, it's probably because you're hungry!!

[@skunkskiestink6620]

on the “phantom vibrations” thing, i know i’ve heard it can be psychological, but i’ve also accidentally turned off all visual notifications for an app and then my phone would just buzz when that app would get a notification but i couldn’t tell why my phone had buzzed

[@zzz55579]

dont worry, i love these videos and im glad to hear you love making them!! please keep making them as frequently as you want to!

[@mang0_cat444]

13:35 ok lol i have a conspiracy now what if since shane is (probably) editing rylands vlogs he purposefully makes him look like he has the personality of a wet piece of cardboard, but since the podcast isnt (maybe) edited by him ryland has alot more personality there, idk its just a theory, a game theory

[@Sam-nz2ko]

I would not be surprised. Shane's so insecure that I see him making someone (who he deems "higher than him" in the social pecking order) seem worse or not as good as him.

[@ruth98765]

​@Sam-nz2ko and Shane is a "master" at editing.

[@fatsajak]

oooooooo! interestiiiiing! heywhatsupyouguysyes

[@mang0_cat444]

@@Sam-nz2ko exactly!

[@mang0_cat444]

@@fatsajak lmaooo real 😭

[@user-ph7ww4pl5l]

The phone vibrating in the pocket thing happens when I get kinda sweaty and my phone thinks I'm pressing it to unlock it lol. I've taken my phone out after feeling a few little vibrations multiple times & it'll say i can't use fingerprint ID for like 15 seconds

[@rebeccadodd1394]

Every time Jared speaks I feel like I'm having a stroke. Am I just dumb? He says so many words but I have no clue what he's talking about ever

[@fatsajak]

same. i hear a crackling sound and then everything goes blank lol

[@rebeccadodd1394]

@fatsajak thank goodness it's not just me lmao. It's like trying to learn a foreign language, every so often I can pick out a word or two that I recognise but the rest of it is a jumble

[@irene3118]

never stop making these! i enjoy you roasting this group wayyy too much!

[@pyromaniacalmagpie3198]

All chipmunks are squirrels, not every squirrel is a chipmunk.

[@fatsajak]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@bahrianyi]

it was revealed that those robots were controlled by humans when elon musk first presented them not so long ago.

[@ronfleetwood944]

Im not sure i believe in aliens in the huminoid scense. And its hard to say if the other life qould have consciousness. Its hard to know so im undecided on aliens

[@rl0001]

Aliens could very much look like Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons

[@xomegsxo]

not the oceangate submersible 😭😆😆

[@fatsajak]

🫢🫢🫢

[@lucaleone4331]

Does any other country talk about Aliens as much as America? Cuz Im starting to think we really do sound crazy if only America talks about it this much in this way lol

[@fatsajak]

lol that’s a great question honestly

[@myamoore1690]

The real chucky was the friends we made along the way

[@fatsajak]

i think we can all agree on that

[@gypsymoth8977]

Shane Dawson and co speculating about getting a robot like Kim Kardashian’s to do chores they don’t actually do and calling it a “conspiracy theory”…. Mind BENT.

[@JewelApril13]

Why does it matter if aliens are real? That's the least of my concerns. Why are our taxes being wasted on hearings about aliens???

[@fatsajak]

valid!

[@Yazanico]

I was gonna joke that jorald read chipmunks hiding peanuts and it blew his mind BUT HE ACTUALLY SAID IT HOW STUPID IS THIS MAN.

[@grandy_rho]

Robot surgery has existed for decades, why not haircuts? It's just engineering and software, and we're actually pretty good at that. AI is new tech, and its very nature means it will quickly outpace "natural" intelligence, which is scary, but any tendency to violence would need to be from humans. True AI is very different from a robot or a large language model, and much scarier. I recommend this book a lot and I'll do it again here lol, "The Singularity is Near" by Ray Kurzweil

[@ruth98765]

I had a class about AI last year, and it's been talked about since the 1950s. Now, it's more of a buzzword.

[@tarajay773]

Yeah, I feel like people not in medical fields don't understand how much we rely on robots and computers already in health. It's not that big a leap for haircuts!

[@clarakb14]

please keep making these

[@DivineMissIggy]

April Ludgate would be a Sajack fan

[@ANOCAINE]

6:45 not really one to comment on videos, but this!!!!! As someone who is disabled and has to rely on my mom for things like brushing my hair etc, I'd love it if real artificial intelligence (not the bs they try to pass as AI nowadays) and companionship robots were a thing. That said, I wouldn't trust anything with that human embodiment of a post-divorce mid life crisis/professional manbaby attached to it, so yeah, hard pass on those robots 💀 (Love your channel btw, been here since the 1st Gabbie video! 💖)

[@ruth98765]

I found the segment about parking quite interesting. Our perception of things and all. It's almost like the only good thing that Shane can do is find clips from others. 😅

[@fatsajak]

i think this is so accurate for everything they talk about - like these are all great jumping off points for something interesting, but they just stop at the jumping off point instead of really exploring it.

[@LinkChow8150]

$5 in action figure hand over Bratz doll fist! lol. Happy holidays/New year! Stay warm out in those Chi streets

[@fatsajak]

thank you! happy holidays to you!

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

30:37 there’s fascinating documentaries on here about Shambhala and Agartha, too. The stories of the expeditions through the Himalayas in search of the hollow earth 100+ years ago (funded by the US government) are WILD.

[@disorderedchrono]

20:03 i hate the shots of them slack jaw watching the video like PLEASE

[@fatsajak]

but that’s ✨content✨

[@DasHartman]

THE RED LIP!!

[@ivisitthezoo]

happy days when you post!

[@untidyfan]

8:02 So, Google stole and made my inner critic publicly available? I want my royalties.

[@fatsajak]

right??? AI really is taking our jobs! even the unpaid ones!

[@spaceybun]

commenting for the AI overlords

[@0blueskycomplex]

We love you, Sajak!

[@ijustneedausername6742]

LETS SEE IF I ACTUALLY GET NOTIFIED THIS TIME 🥴

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Same! I never happens for me

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Update: I did t…but also..I fell asleep.

[@ijustneedausername6742]

@@TheKatarinaGiselle NOPE NOT MEEE

[@pinkfeet518]

shane somehow found a way to make parking lots even more boring. absolutely mind blowing that not being able to see your destination makes it seem further away!!!!!!!

[@DapperMrAlex]

Shane Dawson and Friends Learn about City Planning JFC how are these people adults?

[@fatsajak]

I'm genuinely concerned for how they function in society. It's wild.

[@thecozylibrarian3175]

For anyone looking for a fictional sci-fi/fantasy book series that’s *similar* to this alien theory, go for The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon

[@queenc2144]

Are we the boys?

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Yup! I think..

[@TheoEclipse]

I am definitely the boy, idk about you guys. Did the milkshakes also bring you here?

[@angelalovell5669]

A.I.: "This message is for you and only you." A.I. immediately after: "You are not special." Pick. A. Lane. Bot.

[@alibinprogress]

Thank you for this video!!

[@randomeyeliner]

Yeah I was thinking my dad, when he couldn't walk and had Alzheimer's, could have used a robot for lifting him into the chair, etc, rip, my mom did a lot

[@bjpuck]

The walkstar is complaining about walking?!?

[@fatsajak]

i know, right???? get them steps big guy!

[@JLM_94]

You are so hilarious serious yet so unserious but so fuggin funny! Beautiful as well ❤🥹😉

[@fatsajak]

thank you! 🥹

[@violettefemme21]

It'd be hard to fathom that we are the only planet in all of the universe that sustains life; now, in the past or in the future. And who knows what any of that could look like. But are there life forms out there that have or could have in the relatively near future the ability to physically get to Earth.... that is where I have no idea. But if life forms exist in places we could never actually see... do they even exist at all? (They do... but.. do they? hah)

[@fatsajak]

🤯

[@GotTheMorbs]

As a super fan of the Child's play franchise there was a 2019 remake by another director, not Don Mancini , about Chucky essentially being an AI robot. It's a controversial movie amongst the fan base but I thought it was pretty good.

[@fatsajak]

oh interesting! I had no idea!

[@yorusoka2341]

Im not so secretly convinced we have evolved past animals because we ate too many shrooms and some are more affected than others...

[@michellesm1nd]

the ai we have now is not true ai, so no, we do not already have ai. the ai we have now is a very rough draft & only the beginnings of what could one day become true ai. companies just use the name “ai” bc it’s flashy + the closest thing to the real deal in our current society

[@ASMR_Whittler]

why do I only watch these to watch the shane podcast again?

[@fugitive_]

17:20 is this an archer reference?!! :)

[@fatsajak]

it is!

[@hiddenabsinthe5112]

YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL WITH A RED LIP!!!!!

[@Tonii080]

This is real cause it was in the news 😂😂😂

[@grandy_rho]

I would totally join your book club!

[@ohsomethinglikethat212]

Not to give credit to anything shane said ever, but I went from an iphone to a google phone and I don't get the phantom vibrations anymore, but my phone does 1000% vibrate and the screen lights up sometimes without there actually being a notification. I think that might be more corporate corruption than conspiracy but who knows

[@watercolournight]

Wait that lipstick is slaying it is made for you

[@kamilululu2515]

"what if there's an animal more intelligent than us" You mean orcas? I mean, they're probably not more intelligent than us, they're still in the early stages of building a civilization, which is why they are cruel for fun from time to time... But different dialects/languages, cultures, their mothers are matchmakers, they go through menopause as well. Yes, they stay alive for reasons that aren't reproduction, but rather raising and educating their offspring as matriarchs. They date btw and male orcas need to practice doing the deed with their male friends before they go and the matriarch will get them a date that she ensures is not a cousin or anything. They care about the family tree. Aaaand they are poly, good for them. Overall, very fun, I recommend looking into them.

[@CostumedFiend_Audio]

Octopuses are also very cool and very intelligent. Although arguably all animals are smarter than us because they didn't invent money and many of them sleep or move to warmer weather during the winter.

[@kamilululu2515]

@CostumedFiend_Audio SORRY FOR POURING OUT MY FRUSTRATION HERE, BEAR WITH ME but you don't have to, that's fine with me, no hard feelings I mean, that's funny but you could say "yeah, but they do sa and they can be cannibals and this and that" Plus animals tend to fight for territory, kill for fun, torture for fun. I know, it's a joke, I just REALLY need to pour out my frustration somewhere because I saw people honestly talk about how animals are better than us. But then they learn one or two facts they don't like about a certain animal and it's suddenly "Ew, well, I like the other one" until they learn something again. Like, people used to love dolphins, then we've learned that somehow dolphins don't abide by our moral standards (who would've guessed?) and suddenly dolphins aren't fun and cool anymore. Like, do they love animals or do they just love to have something to look up to because humans disappoint them? Because like, orcas kill baby seals for fun and do shitty stuff to them. A lot. Cats hunt for pure fun. Dogs will get interested in anything that seems to be alive? Or not even. They don't have our morals and I'd say, in terms of morality, we're impressive as fuck. Because our minds and bodies didn't even get to evolve enough to eliminate stuff like liking kids and we still can't fully control our emotions, we are so not evolved to the society that we live in. Yet we developed the moral code already, we care about psychology, we made an entire justice system that is injust because we didn't have time to evolve to fulfill the expectations we put on ourselves. It's impressive. I like to think about that when I feel disappointed.

[@CostumedFiend_Audio]

@@kamilululu2515 My [Insert whatever pronouns apply], you really didn't need to do all that. The only reason I'm even responding is because I don't like when people preemptive apologize for unloading on a stranger and then do it anyway. I'm so not the person who needs to be told not to put animals on a pedestal, but you didn't know that because you don't know me.

[@spinelessdevil]

i have notification off like almost 247 do not disturb and before I scan my finger to open my screen I grab the phone like without being close to the scanner and the phone does a short buzz vibration, I think nothing of it, like maybe it's the software way of notification since everything off

[@hiericas]

35:45 squirrel Johny appleseed

[@toomuchsci-fi]

The parking lot one is basically capitalism, not a conspiracy 🤦if you live in a rural area there's more likely to have space for a parking lot

[@gothhankhill69]

re: AI manicures, simplynailogical recently did a livestream with a machine designed to do home manis using (you guessed it) AI. It... didnt go great. 😂 would assume the technology has a way to go and will probably be prohibitively expensive for those who might actually not have the dexterity or skill to do their own home manicures.

[@gothhankhill69]

also your lipstick, absolute slay

[@LennysaurusB]

I love watching these videos it's so much fun to watch. Also obsessed with the holiday red lip what's the brand drop the deets

[@knight-of-rain]

Hot Take: this type of conspiracy theory videos Shane (and many others) make is genuinely harmful. Its the first step to then having people who genuinely believe in demons and then the "demon" in question is just a person with a rare disability or specific facial features. Spreading this type of theories uncritically like they do is when then leads to flat earthers, covid deniers, and so on. I'm not saying every single viewer who watches them will start wearing tinfoil hats, or that videos like that can't be had in good fun (though to be responsible one would have to put on at MINIMUM a disclaimer that it's a light hearted video and to consider things with critical thinking), but I think it is a genuine risk.

[@CostumedFiend_Audio]

I mean considering the fact that they don't even seem to know what conspiracies are, at best they're making their audiences critical thinking skills worse.

[@DeepDiveProductions]

Girllll I haaaate when they mention ice spice:( thx for defending the princessss👑💓

[@kayleighsnyder5390]

SAJAK BOOK CLUB. Can we?!?!

[@fatsajak]

hell yeah!

[@jpcraftsandsnark]

​@@fatsajak Can the first book be Imminent by Luis Elizondo (the guy from the alien hearings)? It's amazing and I truly believe what he has to say.

[@hiericas]

2:10 granny Sajak

[@TheNocturnalpheonix]

🤘😘🔥

[@SeamusWood]

I’m so confused do you like Shane or not

[@fatsajak]

i don’t like shane, but i do enjoy this particular podcast segment lol

[@2cat4life]

the part where theyre talking about phantom phone vibrations- thats literally a disorder or something like that?? edit: hallucination, thats the word lol

[@2cat4life]

also these people know they can disable phone notifications right???

[@lovermomo9027]

they just seem like they talk way too much for way too long and provide as little interesting information as possible. Just a yap contest to see which multiple millionaire can ramble longer and be as uninteresting as possible. shane is trying so damn hard to make himself look smarter with new boring conspiracies but 90% of them just sound like he needs to at least touch some grass he tells his audience to comment why they don't believe in aliens as if he would ever care enough to read any

[@zephyrthorne266]

I love that lipstick color on you

[@fatsajak]

thanks!

[@lilitheros7565]

I also enjoy these! Mostly because I enjoy someone being honest about how stupid these "conspiracies" are

[@AKeNeN]

I suspect that the Kardashian robot clip is an undisclosed ad of some sort because it couldn’t be produced without Tesla’s involvement. The suggestion of a remote pilot is almost certainly accurate. All available footage indicates that the robots cannot operate without handlers for even simple tasks like *_walking._* They certainly don’t have the battery storage capacity needed to operate for longer than an hour at any time.

[@tylerjameson6769]

PS I also think these videos are really fun and I also learn shit, never from them and solely from your research 😂💀

[@Brooklyn_lyons]

Your so gorgeous

[@viktoriafisher2747]

Queen blessed us and served face as well

[@LilySaintSin]

I like these videos.

[@estrellita_hermosa]

Watching on company time bc I just wanna go home and I can’t wait anymore so here we are I aspire to be youuuu❤

[@fatsajak]

oh god, I promise you can do way better than me.

[@SpoonieCreates]

Off topic: got my emotional support laundry shirt and it is the most comfortable t I’ve had in a long time

[@andchimeras]

The worst thing is Ryland ALWAYS having the most reasonable thing to say. Why would aliens fucks with us, indeed.

[@Tonii080]

I can’t with the parking lot. Literally such useless knowledge 😂 just for people with no other issues in life.

[@IckyRobs]

why is the whole video in another language I'm so confused

[@tylerjameson6769]

Nahhhhh dude as I and downstairs Sajak know, you don’t bake things 1/4 of the way you get allllll the way baked 😉🤣

[@leshi97]

It was proven that these robots are getting controlled by someone at a party the robots were at. It's not a stretch--its actually far more plausible then them actually being functioning robots.

[@gdkjbbsu]

No the squirrels and trees thing is kinda real!! I bet Shane saw the same NatGeo video I did recently about this squirrel in a jungle burrying like dozens and dozens of nuts a day and it buries so many because it cant remember where all of them are so the chances of it finding them again ate higher but it doesnt find all of them and trees do actuallu sprout from them!!! It was a documentary excerptttt😂😂😂😂

[@KimMinerLitton]

It's very scary

[@fatsajak]

except when it's crazy.

[@karensdcc]

You look so pretty 😊 but it was a google lie, right? Right 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@manderly33]

Imagine all the time and effort and expense to create robot barber when living human being barber can do a better job, with more ability to make creative choices and fix mistakes, for I would bet a fifth of the price. Conservatively.

[@farcyde2948]

Is Shane Dawson gay? Why does he talk like that?

[@fatsajak]

i think that’s just his persona lol he’s bi, fwiw.

[@farcyde2948]

He keeps saying "oh. My. God, you guys. " I'm like "hmm i thought that guy was a pedo. Could have swore I saw an exposé on this guy..."

[@scipiodriver4076]

@@farcyde2948your comment makes no sense, what are you trying to say?

[@spinelessdevil]

At wut point are just just fans pretending to be haters watching from 3rd party cuz "ew"? At wut point we stop being childish?