Ain't no way you said that, you deserve at least 1k for this joke. Wish you luck on getting a girlfriend IRL though
@69KB Жыл бұрын
@@genos009 Ahah, i still thinks that's funny as fuck, have a good life man
@paradise4u221 Жыл бұрын
@@genos009haha i loved your comment 😢
@JotaroKujo-hq3lo Жыл бұрын
Man's lonely like me 😔
@paradise4u221 Жыл бұрын
@@JotaroKujo-hq3lo 😔😔😔
@EmmalynRuiz-t6vАй бұрын
Denise robinson 0:10 Katie zhan 2:22 Michelle cannes 4:35 Millie perkins 6:19 Helena wankstein 7:58 Barbara schternvart 10:23
@MuhammadRizky-nc9ol18 күн бұрын
Thanks man
@agatya Жыл бұрын
4:16 I love how he clicked the photo of the car instead of her 🗿🗿
@burzz71189 ай бұрын
Yaa!!
@Airbulegscat8 ай бұрын
@@burzz7118the persrons
@someone192925 ай бұрын
The car is the only beautiful thing
@Shakojoy3 ай бұрын
@@someone19292ft I love bullet car
@DiaperSNiFFER17 күн бұрын
@@someone19292how dare you Katie is the best girlfriend in this game
@onelefthanded6928 Жыл бұрын
Gotta go with Katie, you know how much frustrating it is to lost every weapon when you die Atleast Katie can make you keep it
@davonwoods9510 Жыл бұрын
U only lose weapons when u get busted if u get wasted u keep your weapons ik this for a fact cause I been playin this since 2005 & I currently have San Andreas’s on iPhone & ps3 I’m playin it right now on ps3
@abhinabgohain4538 Жыл бұрын
If you have katie and Barbara both as girlfriends in the game then you will not lose your weapons even if you are busted or wasted
@borklaser6394 Жыл бұрын
@@davonwoods9510 you're wrong if you die you lose your weapons without dating Katie
@davonwoods9510 Жыл бұрын
@@borklaser6394 I only lose all yo weapons if u get busted I got the game right now on PS3!& iPhone
@Boldorx Жыл бұрын
@@davonwoods9510 i think it changed to ps3
@SCSA3.16 Жыл бұрын
Michelle is my favourite girlfriend of San Andreas not only because she loves fast driving but also you can respray your vehicle on her garage for free
@Gunner98 Жыл бұрын
Same, also you get a monster truck from her
@SCSA3.16 Жыл бұрын
@@Gunner98 yes and a racing suit when you reach 100% progress with her and also sometimes she will drive you on driving dates
@KaneWilliams570 Жыл бұрын
@@Gunner98 but unfortunately that monster truck stinks alot🤢
@KaneWilliams570 Жыл бұрын
I agree and yes be prepared for Thanos
@boumedienemohamedamine7890 Жыл бұрын
And she a baddie😍
@freddy_is_thetruth4 ай бұрын
Denise is the only one that keeps it real. Them other ladies cant last a chance at the Grove.
@RomanZ-zy1ef20 күн бұрын
Yep and out of all six only Denise really cared about CJ as she'll never forget about him she'll even make a call to Radio Los Santos to give a shout-out to CJ.
@SCSA3.16 Жыл бұрын
if you can collect 50 Oysters at the beginning of the game you can pick any girlfriend any time without getting skinny, fat, muscly etc. also Oysters helps you in other ways like you don't need to practice swimming underwater before Amphibious Assault mission because after collecting all of them CJ's lung capacity will increase to maximum
@unknownme8940 Жыл бұрын
You're so serious for fun game😂
@SCSA3.16 Жыл бұрын
@@unknownme8940 of course, no matter if it's video game or real life you have to be serious😉😉
@turkcedublajoyundizileri Жыл бұрын
How you know that? I dated with michelle with almost %0 fat and I was wondering why. So you are right. I've been collected the whole oysters
@SCSA3.16 Жыл бұрын
@@turkcedublajoyundizileri I'm playing San Andreas since 2006 so I know little bit about it, also after spraying 100 gang tags Grove Street homies will carry MP5, Desert Eagle and Knife instead of Tec-9 and Pistol
@turkcedublajoyundizileri Жыл бұрын
@@SCSA3.16 19 years old game and still learning new features. That's why I im love with that game. Thank you my friend. Im same years old with the game and Im playing san andreas since 2012 And feel like I have still have too much to learn. Also I agree with you, Videogame or real life you have to be serious. I can honestly say, maybe it's childish but, San Andreas teached me duty consciousness, New music genres for me that my currently favorites and it goes on and on and on :)
@DarkAttackYT Жыл бұрын
This game lied to me the whole time. Love is not THIS easy.
@pragatsharma1580 Жыл бұрын
If you have feats of cj then it's easy.
@abominablesnowman646 ай бұрын
skill issue homie Lol Hey aint making fun I'm in the same boat.
@sasukeplays_editz Жыл бұрын
7:45 emotional damage😂 Btw michelle is also my favourite
@rajatkumar-vc2ze Жыл бұрын
Gta san Andreas is a masterpiece, i liked this game very much since I was a kid, whenever I'm free i played this game, in game i have only Barbara as a girlfriend, but thanks for this video, now i can make more girlfriends in game
@Sukina1The Жыл бұрын
ENXGMA when see Katie : she's a psychopath
@James.chalmers Жыл бұрын
The storyline girlfriends was the only ones I ever found in this game, I killed the la one to get the keycard so the only one I visited is the original
@reptalianruffy1207 Жыл бұрын
Taking the picture of the car when she was posing was hilarious :D
@helhiw4 ай бұрын
Is there anyone in 2024 august watching this?
@abdulwaheedomotayo3 ай бұрын
Me😂
@TreSuaveAzz7773 ай бұрын
Me like a mfka 😂😂😂
@ExpliciittSZN3 ай бұрын
Yessir😭
@InnocentTshabalala-j4n3 ай бұрын
😂
@tulermeizah79843 ай бұрын
@@InnocentTshabalala-j4nalmost the same day
@MacGyver32 Жыл бұрын
If you date Barbara at 100%, she will give you a police uniform.
@ap-pl Жыл бұрын
WAIT CAN U KILL PEOPLE AS COPS AND NOT GET STARS
@ap-pl Жыл бұрын
@somehow138 damnit
@ap-pl Жыл бұрын
@somehow138 no it's because barbara helps u, not the costume
@calvinbrume Жыл бұрын
Millie perkins
@mikedmacc7098 ай бұрын
You will get a pimp suit from Denise at 100%😂
@cofusedJames6 ай бұрын
Denise can be found in GTA 5. With the Dr Dre contact mission where you have to get the DJs phone at a party in the casino.
@kevinchandra2805 ай бұрын
I think Michelle is the best of all. She has really nice outfit and perfectly colored hair
@magistermilitum1206 Жыл бұрын
What really pissed me off was that they say they like an area and one block later she changes her mind and than it goes like that for ages. Really like Denise tho
@InaculatexzАй бұрын
How do I get back with her 💀
@lajzeq7588 Жыл бұрын
I am giving you a like for that scene where you took a shot of a car instead of Kate
@Sheshiwuzz Жыл бұрын
Ah yes classic San Andreas Girlfriend. I remember back then when I used to take her to this restaurant 🤣
@loser6935 Жыл бұрын
4:16 you ignored that poor girl😹😹
@ParvinSultana-s1y Жыл бұрын
Michelle is most beautiful girlfriend in gta sa.
@SkullH00d Жыл бұрын
Another Masterpiece From Jizzy ♥️ Love Your Content Man From India🇮🇳
@arrickuzaildkhar1685 Жыл бұрын
I am also Indian
@VANSHARYA616211 ай бұрын
Me too from India
@zyzzzam634811 ай бұрын
Naughty naughty
@Bona_Star Жыл бұрын
When you kill denise or millie you can't get them back, because they are on the game's storyline, so all you have to do is restarting the game
@FutbolLover-p1m Жыл бұрын
@emilyeusebiofamilytheres no restart button u have to make a new slot
@shorfi5300 Жыл бұрын
My fav gf is Barbara ♥ Fan suggestion here Jizzy! Try to jump on a driver or get in as a passenger and follow him for a while . I always wonder where they go 🤣
@pragatsharma1580 Жыл бұрын
I used to do it by jumping on their car they just drove in loops
@Raina_mz5 ай бұрын
Michele is my favorite, she’s the chilliest, likes high speed, don’t bother much with clubs. Katie I dislike the most
@rafapenson Жыл бұрын
Michelle is best girlfriend in my opinion.
@ryanjonsson2468 Жыл бұрын
Its funny though how with the girlfriend in las venturas you can still obtain the keycard even if you kill her
@jsgaminghub9402 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Jizzy! But I have a question what is name of the music in the starting part of your video?
@onelefthanded6928 Жыл бұрын
Can you make the next video what happen if you collect all collectable items in San Andreas
@PROUD_TITOIST Жыл бұрын
For me Barbara was hardest to get to 100% because of dance dates and nearest dance is in kas venturas... on other part of city near end of it And she nearly always wanted thos after 50%
@KaneWilliams570 Жыл бұрын
Haha lol, i always took SF side
@PROUD_TITOIST Жыл бұрын
@@KaneWilliams570 it is shorter but very little and she doesnt like the date if she cant get tbere fast and fat back and she also hate that area
@ap-pl Жыл бұрын
fun fact: you can avoid this by loading your last save and go to her again, and she'll want food instead (works all the time.) if itshows u the dance again just load again
@marlonbrown573611 ай бұрын
@@PROUD_TITOIST i used a chopper lol..
@Shido_Itsuka4826 ай бұрын
@@marlonbrown5736 Mine is a motorbike!
@SirLlyodTera9 ай бұрын
Barbara going for that 3rd kid 😅😂
@discrettunes10454 ай бұрын
Catalina is the best😂
@Dns_editzz21 күн бұрын
Yes she is good😁
@djrus69 Жыл бұрын
Nice video Jizzy
@Messiisthebest7244 ай бұрын
Michelle in GTA San Andreas: 😊 Michelle in GTA IV: 💀
@RomanZ-zy1ef20 күн бұрын
6 total girlfriends and some of them have unique abilities that's why i love San Andreas to this day ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@blueberry-s4p Жыл бұрын
If you don’t fallow through with any of the girlfriends does it effect the game progress in any way?
@nashlevireyes1689 Жыл бұрын
@somehow138i completed it without dating denise
@KingPadi10 ай бұрын
Tf you on bruh? @somehow138
@bagdatmutercimi7 ай бұрын
bro i killed denise and i didnt flirt with any girl, i did all of my tasks sooo it doesnt effect
@johnkalyvas48389 ай бұрын
If you collect all oysters you can get any gf without meeting her requirements. If that's too bothersome, then you can do the same by maxing out your sex appeal (do this by wearing expensive clothes from Victim or Didier Sachs, getting the Cornrow haircut and driving an undamaged sports car). Helena is an exception to this. To make her your gf you either need all oysters or to properly meet her requirements. After you make her your gf though, she will go on dates with you even if you have max muscle as long as your sex appeal is also maxed.
@cen8zz5 ай бұрын
Hey dude how to get Helena I been trying but it keeps saying "u need to show style to impress"
@johnkalyvas48385 ай бұрын
@@cen8zz I think that means you need higher sex appeal. Make sure you are driving an undamaged sports car and park it close enough to keep the sex appeal bonus when you talk to her. That's the most important thing for sex appeal. Cornrow/Blonde Cornrow haircut and expensive clothes help(Gray Jacket, Gray Pants and Cowboy boots from Victim clothes shop are pretty good). Tattoos can also raise sex appeal, but not much.
@cen8zz5 ай бұрын
@johnkalyvas4838 yeah that was the problem I got it now and also got the rural outfit thanks dude
@Blackpearl.777.5 ай бұрын
Wow wow wow , amazing bro video ke last me aisahi kuch karte raho ❤
@player._9105 ай бұрын
2:40 unknown hospital 💀
@unknownme8940 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is helen any one same like me? As know all her sound is so cute😭
@ConcreteObeliskАй бұрын
4:26 so beautiful😍
@sugarhigh241628 күн бұрын
😂
@ryanjonsson2468 Жыл бұрын
Even if you killed millie perkins youll still be able to get obtain the keycard to get to get into the casino
@eZPlayMicRo10 ай бұрын
God fucking damit 😢 I want to do platin and I accidentally scared Michelle away 😂 now I have to play the whole story again 😩
@MartinBehardien-lb7jz11 ай бұрын
this game was on point and it is still on point
@SirLlyodTera9 ай бұрын
I know of Denise but i didnt know of the others
@SumartiKomariyah7 ай бұрын
same like some missiong missing at my switch like example key to her heart mission
@houserouterhouserouter580811 ай бұрын
Gigachad taking a pic of cars instead hehe
@ShakilSoker12 күн бұрын
My favrate is big smoke
@ShakilSoker12 күн бұрын
Me tooo
@ShakilSoker12 күн бұрын
What is your id password
@ShakilSoker12 күн бұрын
My id password is 173927
@Hamzakilife2004 Жыл бұрын
4:13 bro is sigma chad
@midnight848 Жыл бұрын
Thought it said how to get a girlfriend 😅 But I have gta sa Android version and still needed the to watch this too 😂😂
@capt.mcdevil706 Жыл бұрын
4:15 Hoes are temporary Cars are priority This guy is a man of car culture
@TheJizzy Жыл бұрын
lol
@Mr.SpongeGlockAK47Pants11 ай бұрын
Lmao how you take a picture of the car instead of the girls. 😂
@nishadboy9911 ай бұрын
Maine sbko rpg se uda Diya 😅😅😅😅😅
@PLAYER-MOST-WANTED Жыл бұрын
4am damn i guess i gotta watch this
@itsuranium9424 Жыл бұрын
Which country u live in?
@PLAYER-MOST-WANTED Жыл бұрын
@@itsuranium9424 canada
@CGplay1865 ай бұрын
would it not be better take the girl shooting, Helena first, i mean build muscle for the others then have to wait to loose them, oh well I could do other things but still would be better like that atleast for me
@n1ch0l4st8 Жыл бұрын
Michelle is my most favorite
@Alexwhatisit4 ай бұрын
5:07 you don't need a fat level over 50, I play my builds always muscular and still can pick this one up. Think the sex appeal is the most important.
@swarajupadhaya075 ай бұрын
Please can anyone tell me the name of the song at last of the video?
@Joseph_Stalin13210 ай бұрын
Gotta go with helena she's sooo soft speaking for psychopath she likes to live simple life she's cute she's just beautiful she's a country girl
@ryanjonsson2468 Жыл бұрын
Helena is my favorite although you literally have to have the perfect car and sex appeal or she wont date cj
@boumedienemohamedamine7890 Жыл бұрын
But that muscle cockblock irritates me!
@taylorstyles386 Жыл бұрын
Helena is trash
@ahmedismail8594 Жыл бұрын
hey bro . i want to play samp with with my friend. how can i play with him? . but i play on pc and he plays on moblie . how ?
@draksitata Жыл бұрын
Ay bruh,tell him to install samp luncher on his phone,then do all the installing,and find the server y'all wanna play on,then tell him to type IP of server n to choose name and dat stuff
@draksitata Жыл бұрын
Ay bruh,tell him to install samp luncher on his phone,then do all the installing,and find the server y'all wanna play on,then tell him to type IP of server n to choose name and dat stuff
@christianbr6963 Жыл бұрын
okay now do a tutorial on how to do it in real lifs lol. Nah buf im stuck at the ampebiouse invasion mission any tips yall?
@Justaguy69420-p4 ай бұрын
Denise is the best girlfriend besides barbara
@PhallicPhantom27 ай бұрын
Bruh I played countless hours of San andras (been playing since release basically) how did I never know this literally until like a few years ago. They do not make it obvious after you date Denise is swear 😂
@vincentadonis493 ай бұрын
4:20 😂
@baroncj163010 ай бұрын
Ayo, where's Catalina 😂
@HayyanSnorodin9 ай бұрын
She with Claude in liberty city
@isaacramirez20983 ай бұрын
5:50 song goes hard
@sanketpoddar9836 Жыл бұрын
My man chose Car instead of her girlfriend 😎
@ClipsComeUp10 ай бұрын
by mistake I declined Katie. now she isn't there. what do I do?
@pierresebastiancaspillo7954 Жыл бұрын
Bro i need denise back where does she spawn?
@draksitata Жыл бұрын
If you killed her, she ain't coming back
@draksitata Жыл бұрын
If you killed her, she ain't coming back
@raichinki6244 Жыл бұрын
@@draksitataI think he meant he got dumped
@draksitata Жыл бұрын
@@raichinki6244 oh damn,well then ce can't bring her back
@benicavalera2543 Жыл бұрын
katie is the most useful girlfriend.
@TyronGutierrez-r2s Жыл бұрын
What about Catalina
@cool-ck4yt Жыл бұрын
not really a girlfriend, and they broke up in the storyline
@brentcarter5297 Жыл бұрын
Whats the name of this beat playing
@ahmedismail8594 Жыл бұрын
can i play gta multiplayer cz server in samp moblie ?
@Jose-S9147 ай бұрын
You didn’t mention what style of clothes Helena prefers.
@wb71x Жыл бұрын
man i have a little problem here with michelle , everytime she want to drive I can’t get in the car with her and first she wanted this she get in car and leave me and I can’t move until she have been lost or something like that i don’t know, then the progress with her being decreased, also for you information I’m playing in the mobile version so please anyone can help me i will be thankful and appreciated 🙏😊
@larryconnerjr183511 ай бұрын
Dam all these years and I only know about the 2 possible girlfriends that you meet while doing actual missions
@kellyirwin14352 ай бұрын
I used cheat codes and took three of them on dates ten times.
@UnitedMarco3 ай бұрын
I don't like a Girlfriend!
@rajatkumar-vc2ze Жыл бұрын
How to become Helena as girlfriend, is there any mission to complete or we can get Helena easily at this place, because I visited this place but Helena is not there
@TheJizzy Жыл бұрын
That's weird. Helena is at the ammunation all the time - I mean outside the missions too, but she might be there only in specific times.
@rajatkumar-vc2ze Жыл бұрын
@@TheJizzy Can I type HSOYNUL cheat for faster gameplay and wait there, because today also I played game and visited Ammu Nation Of Blueberry but she was not there, I have 4 girlfriends in game, ie Barbara, Kattie, Michelle And Denise
@arrickuzaildkhar1685 Жыл бұрын
hey Jizzy could you show CJ actor model mod on Gta5 cause I want to see him on Gta 5 he is my favorite Gta protagonist character
@rruffian_6 ай бұрын
What about Cesar’s relative that cj dated? Heavy set crazy girl… around the racing through country towns time
@_Xlaar5 ай бұрын
It was only for the Country missions, and since she was a boss and started dating Claude after the Country it doesn't make sense to include her
@the__bong__rajput5 ай бұрын
I use a helicopter for dates now😂❤
@deslardesslokАй бұрын
1 YEAR LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@WarBirdx3 ай бұрын
Had to be ofc having the last EX named Michele
@andreibeniamin7193 Жыл бұрын
i wach evry time TheJizzy
@joyceannravis36283 ай бұрын
how you mission it?
@sleepyyohan Жыл бұрын
I watched it even tho I don't give a f about girlfriends in this game lol
@BALLER57-pt8rs Жыл бұрын
"Denise Robinson is a minor character" 💀
@eclectica1Ай бұрын
I just collected the oysters. I'm not fucking about with body type to appease some of them.
@Yourneighbor-nr8me6 ай бұрын
What to do if Millie Perkins dies can you get her back
@endorphineguy Жыл бұрын
7:40 lol
@thetrickyboomers Жыл бұрын
It was 7 girlfriends but now it is 6
@julesfrny173310 ай бұрын
What helena like ( fast-food or bar ?)
@johnkalyvas48389 ай бұрын
She likes restaurants.
@i7hc_3 ай бұрын
What do you mean by inappropriate, what happened to a good sense of humor What does this mean when I go there 7:21
@DebojitBhadra-uw9rmАй бұрын
I killed Denise..😂😂
@banaresaliАй бұрын
the 2nd one looks like trhat exorcist woman..screw that i aint dating her, scary