Keith Lemon Has Everyone In Stitches Over His Horse Joke | The Jonathan Ross Show

Horses are bad animals in Keith Lemon's eyes and here's why you should take his word for it...
ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: 28 November 2015
Series 9, Episode 7.
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[@diggernator]

Sir David is the ultimate gentleman and thoroughly deserves every accolade he receives

[@carlbeaumont4276]

He spews nothing but climate lies and propaganda and should be in prison.

[@diggernator]

@@carlbeaumont4276 What utter bullshit ... speaking of spreading lies...

[@patriciafarrell1862]

I before E except after C 😂

[@VooDooMaGicMan81]

He's an elitist puppet, who advocates for genocide under the guise of environmentalism. Yeah, top geezer.

[@vincemarshall8550]

@@carlbeaumont4276 exactly hes a globalist

[@singin8324]

Keith never fails to make you belly laugh. A very good line up.

[@shannona6989]

As an Australian that Kookaburra impression was impressive. 😅

[@suzeb7005]

Hello Fellow Aussie from West Aus

[@richardshipman8399]

Liv Tyler has the most soothing voice i've ever heard

[@TheYeetusLord]

Well she did play Arwen in LotR 😄

[@micscwisby7798]

Anyone else got Jimmy Carr immediately?

[@LordBaktor]

I did. His laugh is unmistakeable.

[@pseudonayme7717]

Damn. I thought it was a goose being interfered with 😐😄

[@remohte]

I did. The only one I got in fact.

[@LeeO_22]

I did, but I thought the impression sounded more like Uncle Albert 😂

[@thehangingparsiple5692]

No, but I watched the entire video thinking Jimmy was going to make an appearance 😂

[@goomymf]

Gonna have to check out Keith, he was hilarious.

[@katz0625]

I’d know that laugh anywhere!! Jimmy Carr’s laugh is def something memorable!! Lol

[@grahamharper8114]

Liv Tyler is still absolutely gorgeous.

[@David-ib3oi]

I lived in the UK when he did Bo' Selecta. That was ground breaking stuff IMO.

[@JerDog1984]

Him and Ali G were just amazing! Great time for TV

[@hardlines2635]

Then he turned into a whimp and apologised, cost him millions of fans.

[@Gae-hp9do]

Kenny Everett done the very same chin mask for loads of characters in the 80's.....Everett on Parkinson (with Billy Connolly) is a prime example!!👍👍😂

[@carolinecoy3164]

That was THE annoying program in the world. I almost didn't give celebrity juice a chance I found him that cringe. But other than bo selector,he's funny

[@ralphylad]

Michael Jackass was one of the most bonkers concepts ever.

[@54spatula]

“How are you, are you well?” “Not really!” I love Leigh Francis 😂

[@Bi773n]

Mr. Francis is a national treasure.

[@davieferguson202]

He’s a sleazy pervert

[@sk-23.]

Who? His name's Keith.🤫😉

[@Pennyburn1688]

Horse joke... Yeah that old chestnut 😜

[@macroberts5913]

If you dont like him dont fuking watch him man is class

[@davereid-daly2205]

David was outstanding !!!

[@musicalmarion]

But he didn't know Jimmy Carr...

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@musicalmarion Then he's very lucky!

[@musicalmarion]

@@CB-xr1eg I'm not so sure - he's a BBC presenter..

[@DanielRed2]

The funniest thing is how people are commenting like this is a new interview when it's from 8 years ago. Does nobody ever read the descriptions?😆

[@Mvrky0]

It's doing the rounds again, was in my recommended and I don't usually watch Jonathan Ross

[@chilly6470]

So, that must mean that Liv Tyler has been married and divorced at least 3 homes since this was made?.....

[@CaptainsChannel58]

People are stupid, didn't you know?

[@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb]

Ironically Keith is easily the most talented out of those on the sofa. He is incredibly funny and some of his sketches like the Urban Fox are classics.

[@I-cant-game]

I love him. Funny as hell

[@mairimillar6606]

Weirdly, I've always thought Keith Lemon/Leigh Francis resembles a younger Richard Attenborough, David's late brother. Make of that what you will.

[@jonathanjames3984]

I've just googled a younger Richard Attenborough and I've made of that what I have - that you need to get your eyes checked :D

[@mairimillar8866]

I disagree, Smart Alec :D

[@vivienwade4378]

😂😂😂😂 that cheered me up x

[@lordeden2732]

Keith lemon is utterly untalented. And a total waste of space.

[@Mr_Dopey]

It's a beaver because it eats wood.

[@JK_Clark]

Ah! Very good.

[@MissyChezoovy]

Omg 😂😂😂 I learnt something new today

[@ssabykoops]

hairy and wet

[@anxiouscucumber9]

​@@mapavusexcellent beaver

[@Lyran7]

That it does 😂

[@TheLoudog44]

Most people don't know how big the character Keith lemon was. He ruled the comedy era in the early 2000's

[@derkaderpz]

You mean Avid Merrion and Bo Selecta

[@TheLoudog44]

@@derkaderpz yes the guy in the video is same guy. Hence the relevance

[@Steven-no7yg]

If youre from West Yorkshire youll know where Dewsbury is 😂

[@zmznzbzvzmznzb]

Jimmy Carr right off the back😂

[@CB-xr1eg]

Think you mean right off the bat*🙄

[@jonnycar5006]

So old but still GOLD

[@SylvesterStallone-bb6lc]

I dont care about celebrities but man, i wouldnt have mind sitting next to the Sir.

[@djsylambert]

04:00 Jesus! You really can tell who they are supposed to be 😂😂😂

[@christophersturgess4064]

Very funny 😂👍🏻

[@csgollum]

Damn, that was fun! I'm just disappointed in myself for not recognizing the final sound!

[@CB-xr1eg]

Probsbly showing my age here but I was going for Basil Brush.🦊

[@mrmoran0077]

Keith lemon has someone in stitches?, did he pull a knife?

[@daveclayton3701]

A watched dis on tele!!!!!!!

[@toochill_]

Lol I got an advert for William Hill horse betting on this

[@j9janinewow]

lol, can't believe he mentioned Dewsbury ! (my home town :) )

[@suzeb7005]

& it was an excellent kookaburra impression

[@MultiVince95]

Saturday 28th November 2015

[@equalizer1963]

That was why Bo Selecta was on at midnight.

[@elizabethking9223]

So funny 😆

[@evieowens6877]

Beaver is so yesterday, it is now bonus hole apparently😀!

[@margaretflounders8510]

NOT if I can help it! Anyone trying to call my lady parts that, would soon find themselves punched in whatever their orifice is...

[@HowtoMakeThings]

A bulldozer couldn’t pull me off Liv.

[@essexandy189]

He will be apologising in 10 years time for doing impressions off Women as it will be the new woke by then the rate we are going

[@TonyEvans95]

there was about 3 laughs after the horse joke though

[@JoeyXSmith]

3:09 Leigh look very annoyed with Ross saying he had to have him on because he was on ITV.

[@Securityx1]

two well whapped!

[@SonjaDawn]

For those of us who didn't know, Keith Lemon is a character played by Leigh Francis. I thought he was a real person.

[@mapavus]

You didn't know that? 😮

[@SonjaDawn]

@@mapavus I feel like he’s only famous within the UK?!

[@mapavus]

@@SonjaDawn Yes. That's true.

[@boredweegie553]

yeah Lee Francis.. probably is just known within the uk

[@dalyb7555]

I love him and until this moment, I thought Keith lemon was Keith lemon😅

[@ScotVenus]

Love how Liv Tyler immediately downgraded her husband to fiancé when KL/Francis was flirting with her 🤣 like other commenter said, she’s got a super smooth dreamy voice

[@daviddenham6330]

"Nice beaver" "Thanks, I've recently just had it stuffed" Anyone ???

[@dalyb7555]

Leslie Neeson rip legend, naked gun

[@robrussell7729]

Naked gun

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@dalyb7555 Nielsen*

[@Eddiedoherty22]

Lol. Tell me this my good man. why was Rodger prodactor killed.😂

[@jamieorton6809]

My god that was funny 🤣

[@robert-hh2ft]

him and bez and paddy top gear at a b and m conference for managers

[@staygoldponyboy8881]

Careful who you send up Keith or you'll be on social media crying out another apology before you know it

[@jimbobalob2491]

If you notice, he only impersonates white celebs now. 👵👱‍♀👱

[@fletcherliam]

I was cringing on behalf of Sir David A

[@darrenground462]

David Attenborough = legend

[@seanmccreery8463]

Whats that pink leg in the middle ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@marypoppins8083]

The onky time ive laughed at lemon is when he slipped and banged his head on celebrity juice need a laugh just going to watch again 😂

[@jackbaynes3959]

Jonathan calling Jimmy Carr an animal 😂😂😂😂 how did Jimmy react to that?

[@jessestone3915]

something wrong about lemon with a children's book

[@TherealPatrickBatemanOfficial]

Sir David is a on job with the animals ....

[@CB-xr1eg]

is a on job? wtf?

[@TherealPatrickBatemanOfficial]

@@CB-xr1eg sorry for anyone over 50 - to do their job with the up most dilagence!

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@TherealPatrickBatemanOfficial "up most"..."dilagence"? You get worse with each reply. Get an education!🙄

[@graxa9167]

Wicked😂

[@vincemarshall8550]

those nature trekkers of attenburghs look like they done some miles .......blimey

[@RefinedRouge]

Ohhh dolphin paste

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

I love all the angry foreigners in the comments 😂 Cheer up lads!!

[@marklaing9485]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🍻🍻Beavers

[@SonjaDawn]

To be fair, is there such a thing as a ‘foreigner’ on social media?

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

@@SonjaDawn Or are we all foreigners? Anyway it's not necessarily a bad thing. Its just cultural differences.

[@SonjaDawn]

@@lovelybitofbugle219 I had never heard of this guy until I watched this clip.

[@Christina-uh8xk]

Love Sir David!

[@paulturner6498]

He now finds it impossible to be Leigh Francis on tv, can anyone link me to a video of him just being Leigh Francis?

[@Lone_Star86]

Leigh Francis is also just a character ..nobody knows who the real character is... 😂

[@michaeldevanney4796]

Did he later start crying and apologise to horses?

[@scottmalyn7625]

All the comments hating on Keith. He's hilarious lol

[@beckysharper6509]

He's not, be honest.

[@GhastlyCretin]

​@@beckysharper6509Yeah, he's bottom of the barrel. Not funny at all.

[@scottmalyn7625]

​@@beckysharper6509 It's an opinion Becky.

[@ScottReed]

​@@beckysharper6509nah he is fucking funny

[@richardbrake1523]

He's a bit outdated to be honest, like me 😅

[@aidanjenoch8676]

its a vibrator on a tin tray 🤣

[@informedchoice2249]

Sweet :)

[@ScottReed]

Love Keith, my mum and I always watched celebrity Juice together when she was alive and it cracked us up. But it does require not having a rod up your ass like a lot if commenters on here. So many Karens

[@dalyb7555]

Lemon legend I'm with you pal

[@seanpittaway5341]

I used to watch it all the time but a handful of years ago he stopped being funny, for me atleast

[@Talisman09]

The audience applause is painful, why do they order that

[@MrYellowororange]

I did

[@mrfister1899]

Don't look like it'll be any Bo Selecter

[@ryanpotter9152]

not everyone

[@E-A-Z-Y]

Most likely too lowbrow for you, Ryan.

[@chris_gh2639]

Agreed - he really isn't funny at all

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

He meant on the show 🙄🤦‍♀️

[@rossshepherd9836]

I wish this show would stick to the interview. Stop these stupid games.

[@Simon_PieMan]

What do you expect, Jonathan Ross is talentless.

[@CB-xr1eg]

What's he going to interview Lemon about, why he's cringeworthy, crude and embarrassing?

[@rossshepherd9836]

@@CB-xr1eg, um, that wasn't the point of my statement. Also, you shouldn't ask questions as if what's implied is everyone's opinion. It's the old addage, "comedy is subjective".

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@rossshepherd9836 But you said he should stick to the interview, so it *IS* the point of your statement. He was talking to Keith Lemon

[@rossshepherd9836]

@@CB-xr1eg, fair enough, but Leigh Francis is good, just that Keith Lemon is a bit done. Again, comedy is subjective.

[@jimniven1044]

Manbun says it all

[@michaelfoulkes9246]

Keith lemon funny 🤔

[@O-o-Azazel-o-O]

Hes hilarious unless your a London living professional offended victim

[@beckysharper6509]

No

[@liamkeane9159]

Keo

[@graemelightbody1144]

Folded like a deck chair over BLM.

[@headshot217]

When was this aired?

[@dpoodle1711]

28th of november 2015 it says in the details

[@teacherericka]

❤

[@l15c11y]

So is there a new show coming soon?

[@GET_STARMER_OUT]

No. This is old.

[@l15c11y]

@@GET_STARMER_OUT just realised thanks for informing me though. I wish we could go back to when comedians were allowed to be funny. All he can do now is make that awful shopping show such a shame.

[@shaunbat5097]

Gorgeous Liv

[@JasonDunlop247]

😂

[@robinmabbott7334]

Maybe it smells like a beaver .

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@ianardo127 you didn't think that through did you?

[@Kung_Fu_Jesus]

I feel sorry for Sir David Attenborough being subjected to the immense cheapness of Keith Lemon

[@smudger671]

Yes the most unfunny person on TV.

[@kioskcarl]

What’s he’s a legend! Bet you wouldn’t mind being a quid behind him. Bo Selecta rules!!!

[@RosieHarp]

@@kioskcarlyeah 'bet' being the operative word. Advertising online bingo's the only job he's had for 10 years 😆

[@kioskcarl]

@@RosieHarp he’s got an estimated net worth of 10 million, with a definite 8 million! Doesn’t really need to work I’d say! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤭😉

[@RosieHarp]

@@kioskcarl Then he shouldn't

[@dawnjeanballard2874]

Jimmy Carr

[@cameronfinch938]

Jimmy Carr was easiest one and only one I got

[@richyhigg3042]

I wish Kieth would stop advertising gambling it ruins lives. Thought he would have enough money by now Used to be a big fan

[@marklaing9485]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🍻🍻Love wood

[@vinniedixon1140]

Keith Lemon has been done to death. Just isn't funny anymore. Leighs Francis obviously has a lack of imagination to create something new.

[@Andyc515]

Its about time he ditched keith lemon and we saw him! Lee Francis.. Lemon is too old and past it

[@CB-xr1eg]

Leigh*

[@mattroach-gx3bj]

Is David a w.e.f. grifter?

[@mrp9273]

Jimmy Carr punny.... 😅

[@quigonlynn1]

Really starting to find his Keith Lemon character annoying now. I think he just uses it constantly as an excuse to say anything he wants now.

[@mightymidas2021]

Definitely, and he always goes way too far , I am no prude but I cannot believe they allow celebrity juice on air

[@quigonlynn1]

@louise8921 Oh I've no real issue with the things he says or the show. Its just he never seems to appear on TV as himself. He just seems to be constantly in the Keith Lemon character and its becoming boring now.

[@ScottReed]

Well this was from 2015 😂

[@quigonlynn1]

@ScottReed to be fair he's still doing the character now whenever he's on TV. I used to love Bo selecta back in the day as that was really creative and funny. I just get a bit tired of seeing him in this character all the time.

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@ScottReed I think that neatly proves the other guy's point tbh.

[@equalizer1963]

There's a reason why people don't know who Keith Lemon is - It's because he's not funny. I stopped laughing at beaver jokes and swearing when I was ten years old.

[@RosieHarp]

He's a KN🎱B

[@HeleneSweeney]

😂

[@Tonedefdom]

Keith Lemon. Truly the least funny popular 'funny person' that I could ever wish would go away

[@eric44soberjourney23]

Keith lemon??????? Why

[@therestaurantguru1961]

Keith Lemon is embarrassing

[@zomblit]

Keith Lemon is about as funny as a severe case of piles😕.

[@timmytimmy9757]

absolute helmet init

[@Tayloradrift]

Piles are really funny. Sour grapes...pardon the pun!

[@rolandgallone6513]

Cant stand the bloke.

[@davidwebster3107]

He was funny once.

[@jmcg7705]

KL IS THE MOST UNFUNNY MAN ......EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@malcommiddle2788]

Keith isn't funny