Katy Perry - Dark Horse PARODY Key of Awesome #85

[@Graid]

'I don't even care what a meta is for' occasionally floats into my brain when I see the word metaphor.

[@yourfavoritetransguy6443]

lmao same

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

OMG I JUST NOW GOT IT 😂😂😂😂

[@TheKeyofAwesome]

Thanks for all the nice comments and the other ones too. I love you all. You are all my Children of Awesome. Love, Peace and Hair grease, Mark

[@Algern100]

First comment, i can die now.

[@lam8555]

If u give us a comment, i will be in heaven please give me a chance i love ya!!!!

[@djcultureplayspc4087]

Can you do a lady gaga- What You Want. parody Please :D

[@PatrikHanson]

Aw, I feel so special now. I love you too Mark. *:-)*

[@keychagarcia]

Okay

[@Kat-gp6gj]

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." I totally lost it there! This is one of the most clever parodies I have ever seen.

[@williamackersmith8160]

It was originally coined by Dorothy Parker, not them

[@harrycowpland4738]

Duck Katy Perry and have a baby

[@desmondng5375]

Warrior Girl Also, notice that when she says get the F out, they literally take the F out.

[@emilys9304]

W

[@wondergirl164]

Harry Cowpland true that

[@rodneylafferty9035]

This one kills me every time 🤣 when “juicy j” comes in with “I CAN HELP WITH DAT!” 😂

[@RonnyRunescape]

Underrated: You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think LOL

[@aaroncudworth1920]

I'm glad people still watch these :)

[@filipcolumbeanu4845]

@@aaroncudworth1920 There's infinite versions of us

[@nickarganbright7218]

I miss it the key of awesome needs to make a comeback! There is so much new material!

[@moonkenzie]

That's actually from a poem by Dorothy Parker :)

[@PaulZheng]

You can lead a horticulture...OHHHHH! I get it!

[@aallhopeisgone09]

'You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think' That burn...

[@ailarecords4609]

aallhopeisgone09 c B. C.

[@max13519]

Hi aallhopeisgone09

[@coolsamandcharlie472]

you said a bad word "sex" its sooooooooooooooooooooo bad

[@cqrcin0]

you're jokin right, sam?

[@xpunkschannel3602]

sam:)

[@seandalmolin-mcevoy7277]

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" is one of the best lines in any KOA ever

[@Mscape7]

Omg I just said the same above too!

[@paigebraithwaite3581]

+Edgar Dullblade nah "baby you can be my locksmith, cos having safe sex is what im all about" or "the rest of you can get the F out i dont even care what a meta is for" have got to be the best in this also check out country/truck love thats also one of the best

[@seandalmolin-mcevoy7277]

+Paige Braithwaite i love truck love. The Harry Potter steamy slow jam koa always has a special place in my heart though.

[@paigebraithwaite3581]

+Bipolar Bear agreed agreed but truck love trumps all

[@GIVEMETHEFORMUOLII]

I remember binge watching all of these parody videos like 5 years ago

[@angeliqueee3841]

Omg this was like my favorite

[@doublea6586]

Just found this channel and watched pretty much all of them in one night. Shake it off is the best one. Hilarious.

[@rinister_13]

It brings back a lot of memories tbh- Me and my older sister would always watch these.. I wish we could have that type of bond again.

[@heyikindalikeyou]

Omg yes!! I still do that though. Lol i dont think i have ever heard the real songs!

[@robinlinh]

I used to download them to my Nokia. Super compressed and low res but watched them all day. Sad that they retired from youtube

[@PAW4960]

Okay. The line about horticulture has GOT to be the sickest burn in parody history. I'm still laughing. Great one guys

[@ares_behindthemask8848]

+Clink_182 Yep... it could work in a rap battle as well... ingenious!

[@xaosflux]

+Clink_182 (Dorothy Parker, 1970)

[@Aegidioss]

I dont understand it

[@gregoryeatroff8608]

+Clink_182 It is a brilliant line... but not an original one. They lifted it from Dorothy Parker, a popular writer in the 1920s and member of the Algonquin Round Table.

[@TheKhopesh]

+Clink_182 Hell yeah, it was!

[@psy9447]

"Whatever... Let's GET PAID!" -Every Pop Artist 2009-2016

[@immortalsun]

r/lewronggeneration

[@JahnDough]

-Every Pop Artist EVER

[@slimegirl-uz4wr]

Can you do something with cardi B

[@mattburns4859]

S C O PSY VA ha ha ha ha ha 👍

[@gothiccprince]

2009 - to infinity and beyond

[@evaabe2840]

This was so cleverly done! I watch it over and over again.

[@julz3tt3]

Eva Abe so do I

[@theflash9918]

Same

[@FINNBABA]

Same

[@reynamendieta4267]

Sermi. Vui

[@aeea434]

Very funny 😁

[@poison6483]

*I think the take”F”guy handsome 😂😂*

[@mattburns4859]

毒藥Poison、 the one imitating Katy (Paige Lamar) is hot wonder if she's single

[@ljb5163]

毒藥Poison、 Right! I said the same. He is hot.

[@ljb5163]

His channel is Swanky Films

[@codywhite1491]

Same

[@aTrulyPowerfulSpirit]

Yes, he was in the production team and in many more of their vids. Name: Anthony, if I remember correctly.

[@TheKeyofAwesome]

New rule! You're not allowed to leave crappy comments if you don't have a profile pic. You can troll, but don't be a faceless troll. -Mark

[@MichaelMulheran1999]

LOL this was amazing good one + do you like my profile pic

[@martinkelly1176]

i liked it, i've always love your vids. so keep it up! :D big budget or not, they're still fun to watch.

[@TheKeyofAwesome]

***** Love it. I'm hoping that the horse community will blog about this. So please forward this to your horse friends. -Mark

[@MarkLastiwka]

Barely Political - Boy, I think you guys are barking up the wrong horse.

[@PatrikHanson]

Does it have to be my face? I like Mark's (as well as Todd's) face better.

[@JoshuaFagan]

Just noticed the 'author' of that Wordometry book was E.L. James. Smooth burn.

[@symphonystudios5900]

The Highbrow Gamer xD

[@DeathBook85]

My favorite pickup line ever. "You can be my locksmith because having safe sex is what I'm all about" 😂

[@chesiregirl]

The little things in this parody are my favorite part: -The "buy eggs" tattoo -The cat girl on the boat playing with a string -The book on "Wordometry" is written by E.L. James.

[@LordAtom5k]

It's been 7 years and I just noticed cat girl playing with the string!

[@maralisan504]

Where tattoo

[@epicman6918]

@@maralisan504 on her arm at 0:16

[@joshymcdaniel9233]

Lmao I’m late but bro 😂 I keep telling ppl rewatch videos and only watch the background ppl’ it’s epic!

[@timestimesx7535]

and literally getting the f out.

[@MCshadr217]

HA, only just got the Horticulture pun. Fuck my life...

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

CrazyMustang99 They are playing on the saying 'you can lead a horse to water but you cant make them drink" in this instance they mean that she can be made aware of other cultures but not fully study & understand them.

[@Dermacrosis]

DP123KING That's the pun :D

[@assalagaroui8749]

+Lily Clark jv

[@SoganaxSaeki]

LMAO this is like my 100th time watching this video, and i just realized that it says "Buy Eggs" on her arm.

[@noecases5940]

y dice que es lista y tiene eso tatuado

[@emcee9899]

Haha this is my favorite KOA parody. Can't stop watching it!

[@flouritefluffy9666]

+emcee 98 I agree

[@emcee9899]

Perfectionist Mind both.

[@Jess-re3br]

i thought it said AUESOME!

[@emcee9899]

Juicy J explaining all the different horses always cracks me up.

[@adamdrach5394]

I can help with that…🤣🤣🤣

[@deejayguppy6087]

Wilbur!

[@modathirreads-551]

The "Ooh no " is beginning kills me Everytime😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@petrkolonin3326]

I know so much about horses now thanks to Juicy J.

[@brockphoenix9284]

That moment when you think it's really Juicy J😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickygoff3199]

Lmfao

[@alessandrobelizario1889]

É muito feio

[@iiCounted2134]

lmao

[@adamdrach5394]

Did anybody proof read these lyrics-Whatever, LETS GET PAID!!

[@FUCK1980]

Her facial expression when she says "I'm a witchy Dark Horse" is priceless :D

[@24hnilson76]

..a talkin horse.. that's Mr. Ed xDDDDD

[@alexwatson3895]

WILLBURRR!

[@piggiesyumbacon9510]

WILBUR!

[@yvmiqas]

WILBURR

[@izwiththeshiz294]

Did anyone else notice her "buy eggs" tattoo or note on her arm in the beginning

[@shawnkessler7257]

yep finally someone noticed

[@iwritephanficsnottragedies3052]

+Izzy Lucero yes

[@user-xc2sr]

I did

[@Raz337]

+Izzy Lucero It's called 'irony' because she was claiming to be smart at the time.

[@kayduh333]

lol I just made me notce

[@possumorb]

¨i don´t even care what a meta is for¨ lol

[@Locutus]

Great line!

[@lior-chai1549]

Emma Heller can u explain it to me, I’m French so I didn’t get it

[@DellKaGor]

@@lior-chai1549 A metaphor is using two unrelated things to make a meaning, this line is implying Katy Perry is dumb enough to not know this, and thinks that the word "metaphor" actually is "meta is for", and gets confused over it.

[@Krissy143]

@@lior-chai1549 its a play on words with metaphor

[@gocheckoutmynewchannelinde2266]

buy eggs. I've never laughed so hard in my life

[@gtris562]

RainbowSmash lol

[@iamsofia3782]

"you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think" I love this part 😅

[@TheRoyalWe762]

I probably say it once a week

[@Levyathyn]

This is easily my favorite parody song ever. It' mostly the wordplay, but Paige is also exquisitely beautiful and entertaining.

[@livmajavester7255]

1:13 "uhh" I DIED HAHAHAH😂😂😂😂😂

[@supergamer3152]

Uhh :D

[@TheLordNugget]

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think! Too f*cking funny!

[@markalexander3659]

The entire thing is worded so cleverly, it must have taken forever to write!

[@andrewcohen7704]

Taylor Swift - White Horse Katy Perry- Dark Horse

[@rgchavez73]

Risky45 😂

[@sabira882]

I don’t understand??

[@classonbread5757]

For the last time Dark × light Black × white.

[@williamlevy6964]

You should read about the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

[@malcolmmedlicott9367]

But the most night

[@oneiromancing]

1:53 OOOOOHHH THE PUNS It literally took me about 5 seconds to understand, but that was amazing xD xD

[@SteviaCookies]

"Baby you could be my locksmith, 'cause having safe-sex is what I'm all about" - I swear to God, this will be my new pick-up line.

[@ClayBransom]

Tell me if that works

[@TheKeyofAwesome]

Let me know how that works out for you. -Mark

[@Seadog7981]

women don't like pick up lines

[@SteviaCookies]

I'm a girl, and I hope guys do like pick-up lines.

[@Seadog7981]

Guys like it when girls are direct according to the video.

[@Yushimasu1]

Anyone still watching this in 2024?

[@RiaBethLitusquen-r7n]

Me miss 2015

[@savannagordon79]

Me! ❤

[@Yushimasu1]

@@savannagordon79 Yayyyy great job Savanna!

[@LUANGAMEPLAY2.0]

Me

[@Yushimasu1]

@@LUANGAMEPLAY2.0 That's amazing Luan you are doing so well!

[@airsoftdude100100]

I love the "buy eggs" on her arm

[@alexandradamasio2171]

Kanley 1000 pgaas da big brother vi GALAS DO BIG BROTHER V

[@howdypardner6278]

Same

[@mariahanswijk3040]

'The rest of you can get the F out' oh the puns...

[@justsomerandominternetuser6379]

Maria Hanswijk I love puns too. That was so bad it was good...

[@nadiabartlett5658]

This parody is fucking genius, I love it!

[@Jademoon25]

The horse rap was fucking lit

[@mymasterala100asulprickett2]

l LOVE this one guys! great word play. its so much better than the actual video.... and makes a LOT more sense!

[@Dermacrosis]

I agree it definately makes more sense than the original.

[@adancastanedasalcedo8650]

you tryna be sarcastic or nah💀

[@jordanachaya5985]

Baby you could be my locksmith cause having safe sex is what I'm all about. LOL!! Good job KOA

[@rashimohan]

I know the lyrics better than the original song

[@journ753]

rashi mohan

[@mashmaximum195]

me 2

[@emilybriand2537]

Journey and the

[@ally6958]

michelle collins ARMY everytime 😂

[@jareddibenedetto3685]

So true

[@ethandement3921]

I actually learned horse expressions from the “Juicy J” rap.

[@anxddX]

why does it say buy eggs on her arm😂😂

[@cameronhayes7429]

disdoge playzgamez

[@Caitlin_Mitchell]

Because if you watch the original video, Katy has an obvious tattoo on her arm. It's a joke

[@mattburns4859]

Uh_ Malia It's a joke

[@mattburns4859]

Oslo Katy Perry has her name tattooed on her arm in case somebody steals it

[@Divya-tu8yc]

@@mattburns4859 it's a Sanskrit word...it means, "go with the flow..."

[@alexis1936]

Its funny because this is Egyptian (I guess) and Aphrodite is a Greek goddess. So.. Good job Katy Perry. Not. But anyways, I love this parody. I just love all of their videos actually!

[@jenster29]

+Alexis Braunreiter isn't she supposed to be Cleopatra?

[@jenibrett9199]

Lol truuuuu

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

+penelope pittstop Yes.

[@edennicholls5117]

She's actually Cleopatra

[@redmaster2377]

+Alexis this even holds history about cleopatra an his ex husbands! (then died after mark anthony made a clueless suicide)

[@afamiliarillusion]

the rap with the black guy is genius!

[@hermioneriddle423]

Am I the only one who keeps replaying when the intro says oh no? 😂

[@livmajavester7255]

1:13 that "uhh" reminded me of "windgardium leviosaa!" 😂😂😂😂

[@StudioAnnLe]

I took a course in wordometry!?!?!? Hillarious!

[@semi-sweet]

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." Holy shit.

[@dkblack3461]

This is perhaps the most clever parody I've seen - and so funny! I miss The Key of Awesome. :(

[@justchillin3317]

lmao let's get paid

Well the "rest of you can get the F out" joke was really cheap. But it gets me every time :D

[@thehoodieguy2111]

István Nagy i was looking in the comments for someone to mention it!!! thank you!!

[@AKSaleh.Official]

The Hoodie Guy what is it mean? i don't get the joke!

+A. Kamal F is the worst grade you can get at school in the US. Katy gets an F as a huge real life letter in the hand of the Egyptian guy at the beginning of the video because she doesn't understand horse metaphors. At the end of the video Katy is so angry at Juicy J for making fun of her, that she is saying "the rest of you can get the F out" where F is usually a shorthand of "f**k" in common language as a cursing, but since the guy from the starting scene still carries the real life F, it becomes a joke when the camera showing him taking the letter away. :)

[@AKSaleh.Official]

István Nagy now i get it :) u clarified it nicely, thx

[@coalsgrey3484]

István Nagy How is it cheap?

[@pivitman101]

"my heart of stone's filled with pride" 2:25 "annnnd it's gone."

[@marieandrews2227]

Them: dark horse parody Me: OK class , let's learn about METAPHORS!!!!!

[@omgitsrossy3122]

I prefer this juicy j

[@phoungnguyen77]

Ross Calvary k

[@minnieallen1]

Ok?

[@UDDIN9117]

Ross Calvary "l.

[@rikhavsanjeev]

Needed for LAL class

[@allyz9210]

I can't get past the "oh noooooo!" at the beginning! I just keep replying it! I'm dying! XD

[@UPlayNetwork]

This is the key of awesome, amazing parody

[@TheKeyofAwesome]

We actually had three editors working on this to get it done as quick as possible. Tom Small, Doug Larsen, and Greg Murtha

[@kikisparkle728]

Kool

[@ddominic83]

Barely Political Ezra

[@electronicmusiclover8854]

@@TheKeyofAwesome hi

[@milanberendsen04]

Nah, timber was better

[@neptunetututu7765]

1:00 Ho! F! That really kill me 😂😂😂😂 This video understands me

[@khaylahuggins4951]

She has a nice smile!

[@shaimamaliki4235]

Khayla Huggins yup

[@JAMALAKRAM]

6iilhnddcccxccxcAmber D Boss uknh

[@khaylahuggins4951]

He likes you amber!

[@khaylahuggins4951]

Yerp!

[@khaylahuggins4951]

cause that's what it mean!

[@ElizabethPlaysGames]

buy eggs? oh wait I forgot to buy eggs today thanks for reminding me mark XD

[@FuzzyImagesLive]

I want one of those cat masks.

[@gabrielisclown9953]

come to country is name syria you can buy masks of cat

[@thewolf6594]

+Gabriel is clown hahah nice joke this masks aren't available in syria dude

[@ken_nyc__2979]

Syria? Really...

[@Musicrecords10]

I wouldn't go to Syria for a million dollars, let alone for a mask

[@jdblanch1172]

Almost 5 years later and this is still the best parody I've ever seen, way better than the original song

[@sadrainy]

This must be the best parody of this song, haha. Thanks for making and sharing!

[@dave1049]

best actors: the blue guy and the giant silver faced statute

[@jackblackburnkek4882]

Wtf i didn't notice that haha

[@brunobonizzi4403]

You mean Zordon from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers back there? Lol

[@haydeedorisescalantepizarr4837]

@@jackblackburnkek4882 ¿

[@TheTeaspoonandco]

*Amazing!* This is what *I was waiting for!* Wish it was *longer :(*

[@SamuelJohnKing]

*I ripped my dick off.*

[@jessicaabbott10]

I DIED laughing at this when it first came out, and I’m still laughing!!

[@aestheticallyesme10151]

I love this parody, especially the rap part. Great job putting the meaning of the metaphors together!

[@rikhavsanjeev]

1:27 I actually learned something from this.

[@lune78]

The lyrics are so damn clever! Whoever wrote this is a genius!

[@Aerisele]

0:24 the way how she push him in the sea 😂😂

[@MrGamer9941]

Can you do G.U.Y. Next? Your Gaga parodies are THE best! :3

[@vanizorc]

The difference between this video and the original is that you actually learn useful things from this video.

[@HayleyKyle]

Love this parody soo much!!! Ever need a backup actor call me haha

[@davidpo5517]

“Lead a horticulture, but can’t make em think” got me good, haha!

[@elizabethlynn8340]

Am I the only one who memorized the whole horse rap? Lol! 😂

[@adamdrach5394]

Nope!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SPCcentralindy8008]

I just rapped the entire thing

[@thisthatboy]

Anyone else notice the "buy eggs" on her arm?

[@thisthatboy]

At 0:16

[@avadonoghue425]

Yeah 😂😂

[@tiffanycrawford3981]

Abby Girl

[@kaylacombs3692]

Yea I saw it

[@shaimamaliki4235]

Abby Girl yup yup lmao

[@sbcguitarist]

The entire Horse-Metaphor Rap was phenomenal, probably the best writing I've seen from you guys. Excellent work!

[@GhostCrowGamer]

the catlady playing with the string was priceless :D

[@BayAreaMike99]

God these voice impersonations are spot on👌🏽

[@themurrrr]

"You can lead a ho to culture but you can't make her think" EPIC!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[@shrutiagrawal8164]

This has to be the best KOA parody😂😂 still watching it in 2019😍

[@thedcmac]

When KZbin creators were something. The good old days. Best intro ever too.

[@norleybotchway2394]

Barely political is funny and popular this video came out a few minutes ago and already has 86 likes including me

[@RobertCaroline]

Let me not be in stranger than a stranger, Love you, and In my corner its nice to have a good back up, or coach or you know like Rocky had!

[@JacquelineGMaccow]

Love it

[@mariedipasquale7235]

lmao love it

[@liliesaregoodfortheliver2954]

I can't listen to this song without the guitar riff anymore.

[@TheLeastOfficialOfBros]

Is it just me or does the statue guy remind you of the Simon Cowell hologram from the adventurous adventures of one direction?

[@lorenataveras2479]

YES

[@samiyahs4545]

YEYSSYSYSYSYYSSSSSS

[@21chemicalatthedisco93]

YASSSS! I think it's supposed to be Simon. But I wouldn't know xD

[@kaylaambrose136]

I'm guess ur a Directioner

[@howdypardner6278]

Same actor

[@gracesgr8t]

It’s been 10 years since this parody came out but I still come back and watch it like once a year because that’s how great it is

[@LeonMire]

That woman is every bit as beautiful as Katy Perry, her voice is still great, and she's WAY funnier. Why can't she be the famous one?

[@Minergun6013]

someoe one else is singing wht she is singing lol

[@LeonMire]

VGamerGirl13 How do you know?

[@rachidouaal4733]

Leon Mire

[@LeonMire]

Ivo Cortes Gotcha. Oh well, guess one person can't have it all.

[@nakyamcnutt2877]

Leon Mire yujkj

[@PsilentThunderer]

loved it. but also really really miss the super hero therapy!!! Those were my fav. Please bring them back!

[@icemanfresh]

I'm looking at my playbill for Hamilton at Sacramento and I realized that the guy who plays Juicy J in this video was Aaron Burr in my show. Glad to see he got an amazing role

[@myklorenzo87]

This era was truly SENSATIONAL

[@LED816]

The point of the parody isn't just about using metaphors. It's about understanding horse phrases and how to use them whether they're metaphors, similes, or idioms. Yes, they are emphasizing metaphors in the beginning because the first phrase she gets wrong in the parody "I am a witchy dark horse" is a metaphor, but she goes on to say things like "... I'll spit you out LIKE a mad cow." Then the Sphinx clearly says "can some explain all the horse EXPRESSIONS to her?" Sorry, just got tired of reading all the "but that's not a metaphor, it's a simile" comments.

[@LED816]

Wanted to add that a rocking horse, mr. Ed, and a Charlie horse aren't metaphors either. They're literal things. And mad cows and safe sex don't have anything to do with horses. It's not solely about horse metaphors, just that Katy perry is an idiot who has no clue what the hell she's talking about lol

[@luzasmr]

💕💕

[@abielrodriguez2025]

At 0:32 it looks like the Gangnam Style dance

[@dorufa3372]

She actually sings pretty well

[@nsl7041]

*I think I am inlove with the way she said "I am a witchy dark horse"*

[@jahiemjohason8379]

🤔

[@jahiemjohason8379]

🤣🤣

[@jahiemjohason8379]

😍😍😍

[@waltermh111]

Wow, I watched Barts video. His parody was terrible. The singing here is better. Often Baker video sounds more like hes just reading the script to fit the original rhythm perfectly. This one was written better, sounded better, funnier. Bakers was fine, but not great. This one was great, though a little short maybe?

[@pranksarecool1]

for me it's not that this one was bad. I just think it was too fine combed on the 'horse' aspect. which obviously i understand why from the name of the song lol, and i did crack up with the Charley horse part. Visually and vocally, really good. But the lyrics just didn't click. but still awesome :D

[@codexix8582]

well said

[@chiefcombo3900]

1:13 gets me everytime the expressive UHH

[@ThomasHarding1990]

"Be careful, stretch after exercise" 😂😂