Macka B X The Kiffness - Cucumba (Cucumber Rap) [Live Looping Remix]

[@bungjaggajee]

100% Music 100% Creative 100% Education 95% Water

[@jillwoodral3518]

😂

[@dubletar7351]

😂🤣😂🤣 “95% water” You win 👏 🔥 🎉

[@sammansour9876]

5% cucumba

[@amandaalbataineh1689]

A r

[@vanpopeye90]

🤣

[@rather_be_a_cat]

The Jamaican accent is so lyrical by itself. Every conversation sounds like a song.

[@VerbiGereando]

If you could make many complete songs with Death's dialogues in the grim adventures of billy and manddy

[@oliviaadel8324]

0% drugs 0% violence 0% negativity 100% cucumba 💃🥒

[@svetlanaros2433]

😂😂😂

[@RausAusDerMatrix]

😂💃👍

[@janeaustin9897]

😂😂😂

[@Parker-does-some-things]

Just do NOT take off “cu” and “ba”

[@hadynakhla3381]

😂

[@karevn]

Is there a prize for the world's most positive vibe spreading musician? The Kiffness is one of the best candidates! Cheers, mate, and thanks for all your kiff work!

[@bellaluz9442]

Agree 💯

[@JayJay-qu5oo]

Yea, lets not forget about Macka B though, talk about positivity.

[@karevn]

@@JayJay-qu5oo ya, he's a coolcumba collaborator

[@ruhnet]

There is no prize because there would be no contest! 😁

[@TheHomesters]

For sure! 🙌🏽🙏🏽🎶🕺🏽💃🏽🥒😎 Here’s a remix! 🪘 🇯🇲🇿🇦🇧🇷🇮🇷🇺🇸 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXmVe3imerSFaa8

[@nallorlives]

I am a preschool music teacher, and these videos are the perfect calm down activities for the end of class. I work with first graders in the afternoons at an after school care program, and they BEG me to watch these. Our fave is One Pound Fish lol. The Kiffness is my favorite musical discovery this year, by far

[@askingoption4125]

We want you as education minister. You ROCK 😊

[@burnerbrecks5]

Okay best teacher of the year award right here

[@ЛёхаПросто_Лёха-п7д]

уважаю вашу профессию и сочувствую вам одновременно. Эт наверно проще иногда шахтёром руду вкалывать, добывать, чем молодняк воспитывать.

[@mountainmover777]

I was posting that this song needs to be taught to school children when I realized I should check the comments first as it seemed so obvious. I'm glad I did!. Props to you teach!

[@ЛёхаПросто_Лёха-п7д]

@@mountainmover777 Вы хороший человек! Но боюсь, не справлюсь, посиму пусть останусь простым слесарем, сантехником,сварщиком...)

[@matteomartini5468]

Definitely one of my favourites: 1) nice song 2) the Jamaican man sings, dances and teaches humanity at the same time 3) funny mix with cats frightened by cucumbers 4) final tutorial on how to make the trumcumba. What else can we ask for?!?.. XD

[@namelessmonkey2283]

Cucumba

[@mochimochi7669]

Thought the trumpet was a bong at first

[@alexekdikitis5978]

​@@mochimochi7669my stoned ass thought so too

[@dazeone11]

Trumcumba 😂

[@fisherkalastaja]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said bro ahahhaahahhaahahahahahah totally with you!

[@tomquinto1164]

Kiff has transcended the limits of music.

[@oriana2181]

YES!!♥

[@jameswest2567]

He has become music.

[@oriana2181]

♪♪♥

[@watchmanling]

He transcend into the music of limits.

[@Mira_Xomche]

music didnt have any limits

[@justspartak]

I think it's the best cucumber song ever. 👍

[@itzakpoelzig330]

And we all know the competition is stiff.

[@Dataraptor-v9l]

@@itzakpoelzig330 Cucumber genre is indeed quite saturated nowadays

[@NeBe1984]

The fact he played the coocoomba is amazing. This is the collaboration I’ve been needing 😂🎶🎵🎧

[@CynthiaSueLarson]

How can one song be so uplifting, inspiring, relaxing and educational--all at the same time? Amazing!

[@jpsholland]

It all comes down to one word: talent.

[@rexneto042]

Download it and convert it to audio

[@athendemosh8001]

Top stuff!

[@samuelem.7679]

And... about cucumba, too! Ahah, congrats to The Kiffness and yes: pure talent here.

[@emperadorzar2023]

Because of cucumba

[@melvinsargeant5058]

Everytime I see a cucumber now, I will have that tune going around my head. Is there anything you can't make a song out of? Absolutely brilliant.

[@lorrainepurple]

lol me too

[@mwandokamau]

Ill be eating them now .

[@materwelon3716]

Let it stay

[@enzoli23]

then check out Macka B's channel, he raps about a lot of healthy fruits & vegetables :)

[@patriksaveholm8528]

grate, but he can not make music with this :-) kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqulpHuNaaaFeaM

[@MakoTheFrog]

BOY! if they don't play this at my funeral i aint dyin.

[@sunshiney15]

😂😂😂😂

[@DouradaBambina]

😂😂😂

[@PalomaLuzK]

😹😹😹

[@natashadickson4819]

😃😃😃

[@josephcelestine1945]

If it’s one thing Kiffness proves, music comes from everything around us. All it takes is to find the right vibrations.

[@censura1210]

Yes, because what music really is, it's nature in the purest form. And also it proves that all the bullshit mainstream "music" is nothing less than evil brainwashing and indoctrination. Music is life, nature, fun, not nudity, porn, mediocrity like the media promotes.

[@andrew42385]

This is an actual Macka b song though.

[@misschienbenikhet]

Thank God there are people like you in this world.🙏😂😂☺️

[@poppingbubblewrap-t3x]

My wife, my grandson, my cat, and The Kiffness. These are the people who make me smile 😊

[@juttab.9120]

Not only singing about "cucumba", it's an all in one health program with great music and voices, information about a beloved vegetable, rhythm in its best way, cats, and instructions for how to make a "trumcumba"... My day is saved by just this all in one thing, love it❣️❣️❣️❣️

[@carlbrown9082]

From animals to people to fruit, The Kiffness makes all things musical. It also helps when you have a cool Jamaican setting the groove...

[@taniland276]

The winners need to surrender their grammy to this guy. Keep spreading love kiffness ❤️❤️

[@kayber.]

Kiffness you are a genius! We love your music! Your tunes are stuck in my mind day and night! You are going to triumph even further. Thank you for making us laugh and bringing so much fun into our lives. Clean fun! So lovely

[@weatheredtome]

No matter what medium, meme, instrument or sound you use, you make us ALL happy, Kiff! Thank you so much for the all too rare good and happy vibes!

[@Mommy_Paladin]

This is my jam now. I needed this today. Kiffness, I dont know if you know your doing God's work. When I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and I am always uplifted. I have a medically dependent child who needs me and so it really matters... Love ya man

[@coursaire2628]

one thing i've learned about the jamaicans... they never fail to make good vibe music

[@djdancingangel]

Macka B is exceptional musician and rasta teacher for 4 decades. Check his music.

[@zak5863]

Уже который раз ставлю лайк даже не послушав и после прослушивания не разу не пожалел

[@amedeomodigliani3497]

Пожалуйста, перестаньте голосовать за Путина. Мы любим вас всех! ☮

[@snuggly4435]

@@amedeomodigliani3497 Я не голосую за него!

[@TV-cj4yc]

@@amedeomodigliani3497 А вам что Путин жить мешает? )) Если любите всех значит и Путина тоже любите )

[@Meldonii]

Нас рать на политику,слушаем кукумбу)))

[@parfum_rammstein_39]

@@amedeomodigliani3497 Take a cucumba and Put-in

[@jetsparks17]

Agreed. This IS the best Cucumba song ever made. Hands down.

[@GuvernorDave]

The cat montage is just such a cherry on top of this brilliance. Especially with every cat jump being in time.

[@oxanatarashchuk4598]

👍🤣

[@DevilTheBest]

The Cucumba on top of this brilliance*

[@qataripekarsky]

Ruined the whole song. I was dancin'/vibin'/burnin' hella calories. Then froze at the record scratch moment. The rage UN-burned the calories AND took off an extra 50hp. Heard of xxxx-blocked? Well I got vibe-deprived! HARRRRRRRRUMPH! The worst part? It'll probably still get stuck in my head. All his remixes do. >_

[@analiviaminsk1171]

@@qataripekarsky come back is time for a cucumba salad lol

[@Ivanych_Milovadze]

Дружище, Киффнес! Спасибо тебе большое! Такая простая, незамысловатая мелодия, но сколько в ней спокойного веселья, доброты и позитива! Спасибо, друг!

[@lordpenguin1860]

I swear.... You are the only one who understands how to use the internet.

[@malorcelineserge2910]

Un des seuls🧠Pas d'exagération tout de même 🙏🏾

[@lordpenguin1860]

@@malorcelineserge2910 no idea what that means. But cool beans

[@thebusinessstrategistbw816]

​@lordpenguin1860 it means "one of the only ones, no exaggeration though.

[@thebusinessstrategistbw816]

​@lordpenguin1860 it means "one of the only ones, no exaggeration though.

[@lordpenguin1860]

@@thebusinessstrategistbw816 thanks mate

[@missNicole485]

How awesome would it be to have a concert with all these artists! I’d pay a handsome price for that! ❤

[@Lesny14]

Bro, for real. Proceeds to charity

[@NeBe1984]

Yes! Both!😂 Take my 💰 😂

[@musicmouse7342]

Absolutely!

[@lawnerddownunder3461]

This video has everything: wicked beats, dietary advice, craft, cats... This is the high point of the internet right here folks.

[@bunndalf]

Patrick: "Is cucumber an instrument?" Squidward: "No, Patrick. Cucumber is not an instrument." The Kiffness: "Hold my beer"

[@ЛёхаПросто_Лёха-п7д]

подержи пиво, ща сделаем;) У нас так же иногда под градусом бывает) только иногда через жопу\

[@malumachado4561]

🤣

[@Alex_Eicher]

„Is Cucumber with Mayonnaise an instrument?“

[@dzanusaharfouche1481]

Mr. Crab: who steal my cucumber from crabby patty?!?!?! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh

[@Halifax888]

take my upvote.

[@chessicahullum2896]

No he didn't just make an instrument out of the vegetable he was singing about!!!!!! This man can do everything!!!!❤❤❤😅

[@ChapeauRouge921]

He is from the country that gave the world the Vuvuzela, so there is that

[@kimboylecaricatures6358]

Never thought I'd be jamming out to a song about a cucumber while putting on make up for the day 🤣 thanks Kiff!

[@SuperG3cko]

You don't need make-up, just cucumber

[@kimboylecaricatures6358]

@@SuperG3cko 🤣 well that's what I ended up doing...I left the make up behind and danced out of the house with cucumber slices stuck to my cheeks

[@darcie26]

I’ve never been so happy to stumble across someone, as I am with the kiffness. You make me so happy!

[@djdancingangel]

The one and only Macka B is a reggae GIANT! A musical peace messenger and rasta teacher for several decades. Check his music.

[@saddaddrummer]

You are a very talented guy, not only write earworm tunes (still can't get that bloody rat song out of my head) but you put smiles on peoples faces, and that is a gift not many have.

[@ComfyDents]

The good girl, Veronica! :-D

[@deborahsoule9698]

I personally have been tormented by "Big Billy". Hilarious, but maddening!

[@saddaddrummer]

@@ComfyDents Thats the one......

[@saddaddrummer]

@@deborahsoule9698 We have a singer in the UK by the name of John Shuttlesworth (real name Graham Fellows) who has a song "Can't go back to savory now" another earworm song I just can't shift..this old rocker is starting to need therapy :)

[@lapuchirita3802]

If you're alone and you need a rat

[@МаринаП-б7р]

😅 супер! 👍🏻 Слушаем всей семьей песни за ужином, у каждого своя любимая 😅 Спасибо!

[@iknowt]

посмотрите и мой)

[@ludmilaponomarova4708]

У меня кошки любят слушать песню про влажного Билли

[@itzakpoelzig330]

After listening to this, I'm now constantly telling myself "give your body good things, don't be a traitah." Great message!

[@xaviercrow102]

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. A little dose of Kiffness and a cup of coffee got me right real quick. Good stuff,mate.

[@jaygopinath1694]

How did you stick to the under side of the bed?

[@xaviercrow102]

@@jaygopinath1694 hard liquor and mushrooms can get a man in some awful strange predicaments. Or getting married...

[@emhyrvaremreis8949]

Epic! Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱!

[@pfw4517]

Это шедевр! На работе вснх заразил этим треком за пару минут! 😁 CUCUMBA BEST OF THE BEST!

[@TheDednax]

ООООоооооо ДДДааааа, Огуречный Регги - то чего как раз не хватало!!!! СУПЕР

[@hdf6kr74j3d]

Скорее Огуречный Рэп

[@aleks.na.vse.100]

с котиками лучше было

[@Балфер]

кукумба!

[@ЛарисаКопылова-с1х]

@@aleks.na.vse.100 Котики присутствуют в качестве гимнастов-акробатов! 💗🥒🐈🥰

[@Ivanych_Milovadze]

Ребзя, у меня телефон сам стал перевод иностранных комментаторов предлагать! Офигеть, теперь можно всем со всеми переписываться! Спасибо Гугл!

[@waynethompson3216]

1:13 hits different. Suddenly feel like I’m on holiday soaking in the sun on a white sandy beach 😂 🏖

[@gtamediaproductions1]

I feel a cruise ship vibe myself 🛳 🚢

[@schenkguevara4531]

Been loving MackaB since the 80ies, seen him live once in Frankfurt/Germany. A real gentleman with manners. Great collab!🤟

[@AndreFerreira-ym4wd]

Duuuude, we already lost the count for the hits you make. You really are a God of the Hits maker. Perfect. 💯🔥

[@dertudhg2724]

Блин, он играет на котах, мышах, огурцах,... !!!! Спасибо за позитив как всегда

[@PblTCAPb_B_TAl1KAX]

На собаках и людях)))

[@ГульнараБарановская]

Не забывайте о крыске))) Он и на ней играет))

[@dertudhg2724]

@@ГульнараБарановская там была ещё рыба за фунт))) Что ни возьми - пацан гениален..

[@viktorvasylyshyn7757]

а где можно посмотреть как он играет на мышах? он им тоже лейку куда-то засовывает? xD

[@dertudhg2724]

@@viktorvasylyshyn7757 зайдите на канал kniffess. Там.. Все там)) Не агитирую, просто круто) и да мышь и крыска разное, но смысл один)) Вероника гармоника

[@_Boring_Guy_]

Все, что ты делаешь - это настолько круто, что стоит послушать один любой трэк - становится весело и настроение улетает на HIGH LVL

[@Alex858006]

Блин это одно из наилучших открытий в этом и предыдущем кашачий альбом уже скачал и щас все остальное ввиде музыки и видео, чтоб на речке с палатками чилить потом по полной, киффнесс это просто🤗🤗🤩🤩😺😺😼😾🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@helenaseregina]

@@Alex858006 Я капец на него подсела. Что ни видео - то позитив и в голове музыка еще долго играет =))

[@hectorrodman7047]

Go fight !!!

[@МаксимОзирный-ь9ж]

Мне повезло, я только сегодня открыл это музыкальное чудо. И , да .... Вы все правы на 100

[@raynonavayder]

Кифф продолжает радовать крутым музоном! Я отдельным альбомом эти песни слушаю 😎 Кукумба 🎺🎺🎺

[@kOlesy4]

Энджойкин на пенсии, так хоть Кифф спасает. Кукумба- огурец! Лол!

[@raynonavayder]

@@kOlesy4 100%😁

[@olla_p.]

Кукумба рулит, Кифф большой молодец))) тоже которемиксы на прослушке постоянно 🙂👍

[@Shlakoblocke]

Русских много круто

[@_FlyMouse_]

Есть полный перевод?)

[@nomarbulalakaw9391]

He even timed the saying of "cucumba" to the reactions of the cats in the video. Truly brilliant! "CUCUMBA!" That's all I need to remember. 😆

[@beckywilson5646]

I was already a huge Macka B fan. Didn’t think it could get any better and now this collab with my other fave ❤🤯

[@funpetscanada]

Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice but when it comes in Dave's hands, it can turn into a toot. You toot well Dave in your tunes. Also you make us learn another use of the CUCUMBA. It sounds fancy to call a cucumber. Macka B's performance is hypnotic.

[@Arcana888]

😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@karevn]

Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice, in Dave's hands it gets it's own voice You tought well Dave in your tunes Also you can make us learn anotha use It sounds fancy to call it a CUCUMBA So Macka B's performance attracts viewers in a numba Oh CUCUMBA

[@funpetscanada]

@@karevn Beautifully put all in this poetic expression. Enjoyed ! You are creative. Let us share with you and others with FUN Pets Canada's recreation (of visuals) The KIFFNESS & MACKA B, " Cucumba" here kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmarpaWZn9uqi5I

[@Arcana888]

I am hypnotized by this medicine miracle. Imma buy some cucumba every time I am at the store. And I'm feeling every monday will be funday with Macka B's wisdom. Makes me wonder what more other than toot we can make out of this wonderful cucumba. (hope DJ K gets his patent) 🙏💚

[@flappiedeflapflap9118]

This may be your best remix to date. Got this on repeat, singing 'cucumba' out loud!

[@caghoendiola]

You are a genious, Mr. Kiffness. All my admiration to you. Thanks for making our lives better with your songs,

[@carolrentzos7293]

This is the best duet we didn't know we needed love It

[@YuriSubbotin]

Огуречный РЭП - это огонь! :) Лучшая ода огурцам за всю историю человечества.🤗

[@projectalice8119]

I’m 45 min into exploring this channel and I’ve created a YT playlist and downloaded his songs on Amazon music! 😂🤣🥰 Some of the best music I’ve heard in a long time!

[@johnl5525]

Can you share the playlist ? want to listen while driving! (truck driver)

[@alexacrohipster4986]

Насколько же разнообразный и всегда весёлый и жизнерадостный контент) бесконечно вдохновляюсь!!! Шикарно!!!

[@shavaunblaine4947]

Where are all my Jamaicans.. I love your music. The fact that you did this made it even better

[@noriwilliams4637]

Right here

[@Gaius__]

This is excellent music. I imagine it would be a good way to teach kids about eating healthy foods, one song per vegetable.

[@Lafemmefutile]

Giving me that Jamaican Royksopp vibe we need to go into the weekend.

[@feerahuri4184]

And you made my day, again. Mr. Kiffness, you are a true artist.

[@AbhishekMukherjee]

Most music out there are explicit these days. I thank you for this child safe and educative music for listening with my daughter

[@traceymunro1]

Holy moly, this is amazing. I already loved the Cucumber song by Macka B, now your version is something I would legit put on my playlist. Magic.

[@hishamayyash3270]

This song keeps playing back in my head over over and Cucumba cannot get out of my head, it draws a smile on my face every time it plays back in my mind , Cucumba forevaaa

[@vicentecarnero8328]

Valeu!

[@mauricemarriott]

RESPECT TO THIS MAN RASTA ON BEHALF OF THE JAMAICAN PEOPLE BLESSED LOVE MY BROTHER

[@saracrane1989]

Kiffness channel is actually the best thing that happened to me this year. ☺️ Never fails to lighten my mood. ❤️

[@jodolski]

My kids and I dance to this every week. It's the bomb.

[@omarcrespo77]

Music, healthy advice funny cat videos and a tutorial for a brand new instrument... That is The Kiffness!! ☝️😼

[@gkalenaki]

This song is so refreshing to listen to, it instantly revitalised my soul 😃

[@MatthewKeenan-j5v]

Listen lads. This is inspirational,educational and sensational. You pair need to get together. Thanks so much for posting. My whole family love it. Everyone at work loves it. From a 58yr bloke in Leicester. Fantastic.

[@Kevin-Trepke]

And again, another masterpiece. ❤️

[@southerncuban5845]

This world needs more of this! God bless you Kiffness for sharing your talents.

[@fireyflower6643]

I just love how gifted and diverse the kifness is

[@lgtwzrd]

My friend you are a musical entertainment genius and you deserve every success that is coming to you in the near future.

[@oysterdiva2853]

This song? Total and complete brilliance. The video allowing us to see these two amazing musicians in action? Total and complete brilliance. Adding in the cats reactions? Phenomenally hilarious!!! I have not laughed so hard since I don't know when!! And I'm a cat LOVER. OH. MY. GOD. Thanks, Kiff 💜 Gets me every time I watch.

[@lizrivers4422]

Unique. Thank you kiffness for your eccentric wonderful music!😂❤

[@FlavioMonaco]

After some days with "I left my home" playing inside my head, now I got CUCUMBA. Thanks Kiff.

[@sueclark559]

I know what I'm doing tomorrow..buying a cucumba! Being entertained and educated at the same time by 2 gifted and talented people❤🎶👏

[@GAMBIANFURIAH]

My daughter like 2much ^^ this kukumba song!!! thank you mi bredah!!! Ine luv! 😂😂❤❤

[@billonious]

I listened to this for fun once. I am addicted now, I am listening every morning.

[@irvyne6111]

"What did you do today?" "I played some music." "Oh yeah, what instrument do you play?" "The cucumber." "..."

[@nikieberhardt4624]

😄😄

[@WingCommanderZ]

Lmao 🤣😂

[@bellaluz9442]

🤣😂🤣🤣✨

[@paulinae.8042]

Not cucumber - cucumba😁

[@Daniel-mn1kp]

😂😂😂

[@nalasimba]

Cuckoocumba!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ Merry Christmas to you all!🎉🎉

[@EBThisThat]

Everything just sounds so much doper with a Jamaican accent!

[@vikchandla]

Easily your best to date... What a fusion and I love the double easter eggs with the cucumba cats and the trumcumba is pure genius. I dunno how you're gonna top this 💓

[@HEXLANG]

We are living in an era where anybody can create music with kiffness' kindness

[@Capitalexpresschannel]

Escucho esto y me dan ánimos de bailar e incluso siento esa vibra positiva en todas esas melodías y bajos que este man toca. Para qué, te mereces mi respeto hermano. Un saludos desde Nicaragua.

[@davidjc8418]

Loving the music mate. Something positive in these trying times!

[@Miss-Placed.1]

The Kiffness man you cheer me up and make my day 😊

[@BeingHumanInSouthAfrica]

I love the second vocalist and the cucumber trumpet. Thanks for your uplifting messages.

[@prachkaprachkina2720]

Never stop Kiff, all u doing is great!

[@SiameseDreams7383]

You're as awesome as that cucumba!!!❤😊❤😊 love this!

[@94nivan]

Man, your music is bringing the world together!

[@ИльяКузнецов-е3с]

Не объединяет, а распространяет

[@TioDVDHobbies]

Excelente!

[@TheZakarumite]

very excelente

[@keanghour3241]

super Excelente

[@uilen3517]

pica

[@MikeWalls7829]

Delitzeuse!

[@ceciliandunge8026]

Well, thanks to this song my son loves cucumba now. We dance to this song all day

[@111postal111]

Превосходно! Один из лучших твоих треков. Хорошо получилось! Хорошее чувство ритма!

[@MAZALNYC]

Я за день раз тридцать уже послушал ! Зажигалочка ! Поднимает настроение

[@iknowt]

поцаны, по-братски. гляньте и мой)

[@AxionenML]

под пивко сойдет

[@РыксыловВиктор]

Это должно бить из всех машин по всей стране!

[@RentalonGlenholme]

Kiffy, you’ve done it again. Another sonic masterpiece to help spread joy and cheer into a world of doubt and fear. Keep on spreading the light. 😆

[@RodneyMotseo]

This guy is amazing.

[@ApexLegends.Your_Game]

Hi from Russia! Don't stop man! You are the best!

[@beatscatmommy1735]

I have forwarded his videos to so many people. I hope you have millions more followers and make millions from this for making so many of us happy with these videos

[@koronavirus-be4kq]

Как послушал, уже третий день в голове КУКУМБА 🤣🤣🤣

[@misluc42]

Thanks again, you've enlightened my day (and ruined my sleep tonight because I had the song in my head the whole night). The right hand movement from the singer is insanely addictive. I'm doing doing it all the time right now (also saying CUCUMBA to all my friends that think I'm gone mad :D)