What's the Biggest Thing You've Stolen?

James kicks off the show with an Academy Awards recap and a petition to bring Billy Crystal back to the Oscars. After, a story about a video rental 21-years late kicks off a discussion with everyone in the studio about the biggest thing they've ever stolen - and we run the gamut.
More Late Late Show:
Subscribe: bit.ly/CordenKZbin
Watch Full Episodes: bit.ly/1ENyPw4
Facebook: on. 19PIHLC
Twitter: bit.ly/1Iv0q6k
Instagram: bit.ly/latelategram
Watch The Late Late Show with James Corden weeknights at 12:35 AM ET/11:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
---
Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

[@vcarter0723]

Pete’s not a cameraman, he’s a way of life. Fins up, baby!

[@teresitauy5532]

I agree.

[@danhurl1349]

Ok not gonna lie, really love James green suit. He’s giving off a combination of hobbit and Victorian gentleman vibes and I’m here for it

[@TahtahmesDiary]

His new suit game is EXCELLENT agreed! 🤗💚

[@spencer961]

Feels like he's about to welcome us to the emerald city lol

[@foreversocal1]

@@spencer961 spot on

[@scratchy996]

he's wearing the Irish flag.

[@sonaliperera]

He represents gucci now

[@michaelaandersen2656]

I've never commented on a youtube video before but begging James to leave the audience at home is definitely a worthy first. This cast is meant to be alone together

[@radiogoodguy6287]

Best late night show in this format!👍

[@AmyEugene]

It's like those random conversations you'd have at work when things were really slow and the inside jokes you'd make, except with cooler people. I love it!

[@agentorangecb1]

We all agree. It's among the top comments on every video they've done over the last year!! 😉👍

[@marshahector1473]

Agreed! This works! A Covid positive!

[@hotdamndan9892]

I laughed way too hard to Pete's heck no when James asked him if he watched the Oscar's. Man literally oozes the don't give a damn aura,. Love it! 😂

[@JPEPIC88]

I had a friend who got stoned and forgot he gave me a key. So we used to move his car at lunch just to a different spot. He eventually thought the government was after him and was getting beyond paranoid so we stopped.

[@IMSiegfried]

Tee-hee!

[@ArgChica]

Well guess we won't be seeing Ian anymore. This just in "Oregon finally nabbed the beef and beer bandit. Police say they can finally pull down the old eyewitness sketch of him by the coffee station"🤣🤣🤣

[@robynloveschocolate]

🤣👏 brilliant

[@joshkidd2075]

"What's the biggest thing you've ever stolen?" Ian: "Other than the hearts of America." Milk flew out of my nose this morning.

[@jasonpypsaeris4643]

Oh man Pete is always so on fire every time James goes to him. “Fins Up”🦈🦈🦈, and now “Chillin with my honey”. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ChristineCAlb1]

“Fins up”??? Is Pete a Miami Dolphins fan?

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Jimmy Buffett fan

[@bobbucks]

The Oscar's were good decades ago because it was rare to see your favorite stars outside the movies. Now they chronicle every hour of their lives on social media. Awkwafina had eggs and melon slices yesterday.

[@con3521]

The water?

[@bobbucks]

@@con3521 may have left out a few w's lol

[@tehnemox]

@@con3521 think they mean that chick that had a role in the last jumanji movie. I know nothing about her outside of that and plan on keeping it that way

[@con3521]

@@bobbucks Thought it may have been a marketing tool for awkward folks... ;)

[@meeshaylestone]

if y’all manage to steal Rob’s car for a bit I will absolutely die laughing 😂

[@siobhanc777]

lol this dude on the side naming all the places for his birthday is frickken funny

[@elisemiller13]

In Love It! Reggie tells his car theft story..."the car was open, we didn't break in...the key was in the ignition, we just drove it around awhile and put it back right where we found it...LOCKED the Doors......" Nobody....Anybody besides me sitting here thinking...yeah, and did it not occur to them that the guy could not now get to his key in the ignition, because you guys Locked the doors! Haahahahha! Yup, the guy will never even know anyone was Near his car!

[@jo-vf8jx]

It only took me one time of locking my keys in the car for me to make it a habit to have the keys in my hands before I’ll even lock the doors.

[@elisemiller13]

@@jo-vf8jx In the "olden" days, one could sometimes pry up the lock button with a wire coat hanger....now who, besides me will admit to remembering That?! LOL

[@flyingkittenpower]

I 100% thought the same thing when he said he locked it! That poor person whose car they "borrowed", in addition to knowing someone had messed with their car, now they also have to call a locksmith to get into their car!

[@jo-vf8jx]

@@elisemiller13 I do remember that happening to my parents car when I was a little kid. They had the pull up locks and were able to hook a wire hanger just right to be able to pull it up. After a few curse words here and there from dad lol.

[@laserbuddha]

I just hope they keep this exact segment, in the future, they don't even need to interview celebrities. Just have Corden have silly conversations with his band.

[@okcomputer1982]

Hey just need to pick better interviews. Creg Ferguson made it work.

[@kathleenglover446]

I agree with you 100%. I wish he would do another carpooling with Bruno Mars. James is so funny I am sure he could come up with new material to use while riding with Bruno😊

[@rowanmayfair9249]

Sadly, biggest thing for me was a refrigerator. It was for a good cause! Abandoned house, a family in the neighborhood needed one badly. Got a dollie and quite calmly walked it down the street.

[@IMSiegfried]

Good on you!

[@maliroa6113]

Ok Robinhood! Lol that was for a good cause though👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Fern635]

I've never noticed someone's nod before, but Ian has such a cute nod. He's like an enthusiastic little kid.

[@emessenger922]

Yes!!!! Adorable! I am so in love with Ian 😍

[@dearjourneyxokamiahmonique]

James is reckless without an audience... and I love it!!!!!

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Omg Ian makes me laugh so hard .. 🤣🤣love your group so very much this is just awesome every night ! Ian has stolen my Heart lol 🤣🤣

[@PizzaCat42069]

Then you should check out All Fantasy Everything! It’s the best (and only) podcast to ever exist 😎

[@AmaraEmme]

Ofc Reggie takes the most wholesome role in a mosh pit ☺️

[@palomagarridogarcia]

James, you should present the next Óscar Awards, that would really be something worth loosing sleeping hours

[@platinum4187]

He looks so sharp! Love the suit! The light blue shirt and tones with brown tie so good!

[@kathleensposato5529]

I think that’s a white shirt. The lighting makes it look blue, maybe?

[@sarahdunne2293]

The Late Late show is never gonna get old tho ! 😂😊

[@ilowmusic]

Hands down the best suit I've seen on any late show in a long time. Green is your color James!

[@rebeccashuman6199]

The Late Late Show with James Corden never gets old! Lol 😂

[@joelle4662]

Why is James dressed as a leprechaun 😂

[@siobhanc777]

oooohhh, i LOVE the emerald/forest/hunter green (not sure of the exact hollywood named shade but u get the picture!) suit, James!! extremely Sharp!!

[@nazligul13]

Wow, amazing progress on weight loss, Ian👏👏👏

[@verdatum]

Make this joyride happen. Go full Ferris Buller parking-lot attendants joy-ride. Just return the vehicle in perfect condition.

[@sruthivaseeharan7664]

honestly tho....... I didn't even REALIZE the acadamy awards were happening until I saw it all over social media......😅😅😅

[@joelle4662]

Lol same 😂

[@blabhblaja]

Do you usually watch them (and the nominated films) every year out of interest?

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

James roasting Rob is a refreshing format

[@CountryLongboarding]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT FILMED BIT ABOUT STEALING ROBS CAR!!!

[@gailremp8389]

I did read that John Batiste Soul and the score one and that was what made me smile. The rest of that I have no clue

[@telectronix1368]

Rollercoaster during a pandemic: all I wanted was to be strapped in whilst other people's breath and spit was blasted onto my face at high speed. I didn't want something **dangerous** to happen.

[@Lakesgirl42]

Robs private spring 🤣🤣🤣

[@themiltonguy4530]

LOL returned the car to the same spot and locked the door. Was the key inside?

[@ikilledcaptainalex2672]

Still waiting for the James vs Rob alley fight 😂

[@Do-U-SmellThat]

I never even heard of nomad land. Yep that's Hollywood for you.

[@mrbeans2425]

Lol ikr. I just looked and apparently it's been on Hulu for a while. Didn't even notice it haha

[@davicampos41]

We need that carjacking segment to happen!

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

I just commented on how did James even come up with letting tramps have an orgie in the back seat. Like why would a mind even go there? I'm pretty sure the vehicle would need a very expensive detailing job after that. Yeah I think he would know.

[@edwardndriskoll]

Ian has lost some seriously huge weight. A1

[@henriettaraphael4368]

See, if he can just tell me what he did. All that weight offff

[@celticcheetah6371]

@@henriettaraphael4368 sadly I imagine the answer is ‘eat less and move more’ 😩 I like eating and I hate moving haha

[@Endubis]

@@celticcheetah6371 🤣🤣

[@sapphicavenger6532]

11:58 PLEASE! I’m just imagining It’ll be like when you “vandalized” that build board with Damon Wayans jr. to test his loyalty!🤣🤣 Also, Rob, love that you’re speaking out more 💜

[@humanbeing3337]

an ethical thief 😂 Regg sending ❤️

[@lynnebucher6537]

Technically, the biggest thing I've ever stolen is a horse - - or maybe a car. I committed some "unauthorized borrowing" of both when I was a teenager. Always returned the goods in same condition as before.

[@pinayJayX]

Rob is the dad, who just can’t say anything against his rebellious son’s. He knows they‘re just lost and he prays they‘ll just find a women and move out of the house.

[@slidosam]

Missed it for the 50th year in a row.

[@joanne4758]

The Sam Cody Show - Billy Crystal nailed it *"A group of millionaires giving each other gold statues* " - (The last one cost $40M to put on - obscene) Rgds.

[@bdr420i]

Since I saw Rob's face I can't un see it 😂

[@mosesgarner2404]

I didn't even know the Academy Awards happened the other night lol

[@KikiLivesInMe]

Uhhh those movie quotes got me hyped! “BRING ME THANOS!!!” “Nobody puts Baby in the corner” “My precious.”

[@nbbim2012]

Rob: You hear that America??? Reggie: The Rob Crabbe Challenge!!!! James: Plot to steal Rob's car & we'll air the clip Quality entertainment yet again from James & the gang

[@mpcg102]

Suffered a accident at work today, this video was the medicine I needed

[@cookingediblesdragon4570]

Ian is from my hood. I probably served him at Applebee's🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@unholytwinz]

James da 🐐, no cap

[@kylesanders8276]

Arrested 21yrs later for a no-return on a dead technology. Meanwhile bankers on Wall St. be like: Dang I bet that really sucks, huh?

[@IMSiegfried]

felony no less! Hopefully DA or judge will throw it out 'cause a felony can screw your life up for decades.

[@vadacris4095]

Nice Reggie! LoL Outer ring contaminant! I miss that job (c=

[@YugiohNumberOneFan]

That green suit really bring James eyes out!😅

[@albertofernandez4701]

Pleease, steal Rob's car 😂😂😂

[@Maya-hq3nv]

I’ll be fine if y’all never have a live audience again

[@ayadali9112]

😂😂😂Neither can my own parents, James!🤣🤣🤣

[@davidmeinertdecrepidude]

The biggest thing I've ever stolen: a cast iron claw-foot bathtub.

[@RugNug]

I stole License to Ill. I had to have it, and didn't have the $9 for the tape. 😂

[@tesflassig1650]

Gaetz reference!!! I’m here for it!! 🤣

[@michw3755]

Fancy Blackpool being mentioned on The Late Late Show😮

[@edwardndriskoll]

James you play this game on "would i lie to you" but in the states. You can still go to jail for these actions your making people admitt.

[@godnme07]

I want james do 'take a break' again

[@RealNathanLehn]

Reggie honestly helped more than he hurt stealing the car. He locked the doors.

[@tonyahoward3563]

I've been on that roller coaster in Blackpool...even have video somewhere of it.

[@yalondahowell9960]

Love this show...!! Much love guy's

[@chloejean7427]

It looks like James cordon just came back from the masters.

[@hhunstad2011]

looking good Ian, keep up the good work!

[@cindyhofmann8356]

OMG THIS SHOW IS SO FREAKING FUNNY 😄🤣🤣🙂

[@thomthom6268]

Not sure why, but I totally believe Reg about stealing the car and returning it.

[@edwardndriskoll]

Killer suit.

[@starspacecommander4706]

I was Airborne in the Army. Took a leap of faith.

[@joshpaul2226]

Oh my god, i love blackpool pleasure beach

[@Raviolling]

That SUIT. Damn, James.

[@SoyDominikan2]

While a teenager, I stole with my brother a tree from the street because we couldn't afford a Christmas tree

[@elliehull6773]

I NEED HARRY STYLES BACK ON THE SHOW ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@Akennalady]

10:45 I think "someone" noted, when they went back to the car and found it locked with the key inside!

[@pd4887]

Lol every office has a rob 😆😆😆

[@westardsleychurchnotices6667]

That's Leeds Festival for you.

[@jonathanperry8331]

I rather be on the highest roller coaster with stairs then being stuck upside down for 2 hours like at six flags

[@mrbeans2425]

Oh my god! I LOVE Reggies shirt! I need one!!! Reggie!where can I get that shirt!?

[@agentorangecb1]

Pete is a legend. James is a millionaire celebrity and friend of the stars but he still wonders what Pete is doing and thinks Pete must have a better life 🤣

[@joymcdonald8240]

A other great monologue. Love ian. He gives me a laugh too

[@emilyrosenfeldt1641]

But if the car was unlocked when you found it and you locked it, did you just lock them out of their car???

[@RealNathanLehn]

“...deal with it Susan.”

[@atomthegreat541]

That's amazing LOL I used to do that in the Safeway's out here in Medford Oregon just fill my shopping cart full of beer and just walk out they couldn't do nothing LOL

[@GregoryBailas]

Libertines .... u just became my favorite... no one noooo oone else tonight show host is going to ever mention them ^^

[@lilchada]

stay tuned for Joyride Karaoke!

[@sarahupsarahdown]

I love the suit!!!!!

[@FVWhimsy2010]

lolol...Skippers

[@stephenwilkinson2807]

Why even have guests? These guys should be just left to wander from one topic to another

[@RealNathanLehn]

Pete’s living a better life than us all.

[@86_Bullnose]

Gotta steal Rob’s car.

[@360luv4allivingthings]

Reggie grubbin down between 😅

[@kalydoy1860]

I'd be on my belly, crawling from step to step; if I was incredibly stupid enough to get on this roller-coaster in the first place.

[@biggooseadventures]

I love James so I am not trolling but damn he looks like the Lucky Charms Leprechaun (breakfast cereal) in that green suit 😂😊😂😂😂 all he needs is the hat! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Blessedevenwithms]

I Stole Someone’s Heart ❤️

[@aleynaelanur6218]

I clicked for the green suit. Should wear it more often James!

[@vcarter0723]

Ian listing the restaurants and food establishments 😂😂 Didn’t you say your birthday was in March? It’s May? “I get my M’s mixed up sometimes”

[@Nada_jkx]

Papa mochi we love you

[@newtempphone-ash9507]

yes to this one.

[@sonaliperera]

James corden rocking the gucci suits!!!