Northernlion gets to the core of the modern fetish

[@PixelCrabs]

I really have no clue why NL's female viewership is so low

[@KillerTeddyBear77]

🍣

[@gavo7911]

🍣

[@aikenumholtz3539]

🍣

[@Stella-u7q]

yeah girls dont have fetishes /s

[@JD-wu5pf]

If women can't hang with this conversation then I'm glad I'm gay.

[@mordecai2169]

btw this just goes on for 21 minutes. nobody changes the subject

[@youseeIkick]

BASED

[@Alo-is-io]

In fact, he just nonchalantly says "I was talking about this for an entire hour while playing silent hill" and no one even interjects, and they just keep going.

[@mazelado]

dudes rock

[@Ivcifer]

they're locked in

[@universeawesomeness9625]

we're librarian guys. of course we never watch the twitch streams.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* "KZbin Channel"

[@StarxLolita]

bro's got the prime Soap Opera timeslot, & I'm not a SAHM or a NEET. Need Librarian like my mom needed to tape her stories to watch back after work

[@Penngweni]

​@@StarxLolitaHoly +2

[@kingbod2075]

Yurr

[@Silver-Arrow]

Yerp

[@moistoast2298]

You say shampoo and no one bats an eye, you say shampiss and everyone loses their g*d Damn minds….

[@WodermarkBimbley]

+2

[@lilflossin14]

+2

[@Gandhi_Physique]

Yet, you've said it. I have lost my god damn mind. Thanks.

[@thaDjMauz]

You say Shampoo Perfume, no one bats an eye. You say Sham Pooper Fume, everyone loses their shit

[@drflaggstaff9008]

Shampoo when Honestpiss shows up

[@Iun4]

"mmh so much my tummy hurts" is insane work

[@vvvvvv66666]

had me sob laughing

[@Alo-is-io]

It's giving girlcel tweet

[@vvvvvv66666]

@@Alo-is-io were librarian girls

[@mononaut]

"cum in your own mouth and swallow it real quick" I'm actually crying

[@laviniaplei]

@@Alo-is-io ryan eggcel...

[@mappinus5028]

This 36 year old twitch streamer still serves beverages the old fashioned way

[@guymann1660]

out of his dick and balls?

[@joesmoe6454]

This 64 year old Parisian still serves piss the old fashioned way

[@skipventure5158]

Self service

[@mish5200]

20+ minutes and no one brought squirts into the piss discourse. What a waste

[@shnorbles]

i expected more from kory

[@PhantomThiefXI]

Ill say it then, indeed id drink ger squirt off the floor but only in the heat of the moment

[@danieldelmara]

This is the reason why NL's slipping in women's demographics, not considering their perspectives smh

[@masyumarou]

i was waiting for it 😔 women erasure

[@skylarcat3]

lost oppertunity to say pisscourse

[@JonDross]

Being load shamed makes me think more of truckers getting shamed with hauling smaller items.

[@MrShinjiTabris]

Wasn't that a whole arc in a King of the Hill episode, where Hank was so excited cause he got to drive a whole truck to like carry his grandma's furniture and all the other truckers made fun of him for hauling furniture

[@Shankalten]

I seen a half sized trailer the other day it looked weird.

[@joshuaburnett7643]

​@@MrShinjiTabrisNah, they made fun of him for acting like a real trucker when he's just some guy

[@Romanticoutlaw]

when I put the wrong amount of laundry in the washing machine

[@Zoe-rr8wj]

As NL's only lesbian viewer, this conversation is like going to the zoo and watching the creatures in their natural habitat. It amuses me and agrees with my base animal instincts.

[@Nikowo1610]

Only lesbian viewer? There are many of us here sister

[@bardicindecision]

we exist🙏

[@nethsasargeras]

​@@bardicindecision🙏

[@swapper5684]

Load size is directly affected by edgemaxxing. If you want to increase load volume you have to practice goon tech.

[@jamespeetz4008]

These are forbidden arts

[@adissentingopinion848]

Goon tech is equal parts mind and body. The white rapids flow from a high mountain to the frothy sea.

[@erfaniom9576]

yeeeeeerp experienced this firsthand a couple weeks ago, it's true yall

[@ADD_ham]

Yeah you need to at least achieve load and c*ck unity before you're even considered a first-rate martial gooner

[@caledfwltch]

cool post man, read this out to a member of your family as soon as you get the chance

[@Sopsy_Hallow]

"noone is drinking it" they dont know

[@kiomopo]

they don't even know about D/s Bladder Control smh

[@opossumboyo]

None of them are french

[@TrophicFault]

they wouldnt last a minute in the cum sommelier league

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

They acted so disgusted by it then saw a literal video of it and everyone laughed

[@coolboyyo654]

a single tear runs down Bear Grilles cheek

[@wyldenites]

KATE CUT HIS MIC

[@nohs8776]

its so crazy that yoshi goatses the other players whenever they win

[@BeTeeEl]

Yoshi always showing off their ass yeah

[@mauvemus5810]

Librarian is fighting back through the thumbnail, he's out of option

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

I was gonna be madge if they actually said it wasn't sterile As if cum was sterile

[@grantlauzon5237]

Piss and shit are kinda the same thing in the same way 7 days and 13.8 billion years are kinda the same thing.

[@ch34ting30]

+2

[@georgecostanza2101]

incredible setup and payoff on the "justin is self conscious if he doesnt cum a lot" arc in a lethal vid a while back justin said "do you get self conscious if you dont have like, a lot of cum?" and apollo told ryan "you have no idea how many times he's asked that question" and now, continuation. to me, that's cinema. edit: found it kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZ2zc4ivfLN4i8Usi=j4eAhd8wZurOv7KX&t=306

[@Jadinass]

that makes this 10 times funnier

[@Sylvestror]

That man needs Lock n Load

[@carstenmoney920]

I remember like a sips_ stream from like a year ago where Justin asked him and Ravs the same question

[@keldoe1351]

Is Justin ok

[@pingdotlin]

one piece level foreshadowing

[@viridianloom]

The wives have left the building

[@Джеклейланд]

The female viewership will truly never recover

[@mikedavidson6454]

13:00 you know librarian we all would have been better off NOT getting the context on this one 😂😂

[@ybjtya4366]

how is it not against TOS to post that on youtube😭

[@MangroveLord]

gotta disagree with you on that one hilarious af

[@StarscreamsGirl]

i’ve never gasped during one of these videos before

[@hellfirdragon17]

I actually turned my head away in shock

[@mrpuffer3215]

i want the link

[@bloodvinder]

13:17 yeah didn't need you to bring this one up Librarian

[@invaderZX]

mmm so much my tummy

[@SanguineThor]

3:15 This is the best NL moment of 2024

[@TankSenior]

That's a hall of famer for sure hoooly

[@chickengogo1683]

uuughh my tummy hurts

[@SanguineThor]

So much 😮 my tummy hurts 😭 I think I'm gonna be sick 🤢

[@eugoth4285]

It's always funny to me that when NL's with the lads he always comes up with the freakiest shit imaginable, my man shows his true coomer nature

[@bboppppppppppppp]

i love when nl makes it cool to share n b honest just the best

[@bboppppppppppppp]

even about loads

[@0xCAFEF00D]

12:50 Oh no. So naive. That's not just during protests or other large gatherings. That's just Parisians.

[@sscswimmer1]

The year is 2024, I'm 27 years old and I'm watching a bunch of grown men play Mario party while talking about piss and shit fetishes for 21 minutes.

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

Some things never change

[@ammy_baba9609]

Diary of a Wimpy Load

[@sokmalinowy6038]

Thats a +2

[@hcjustin]

lmaoo

[@Redtuxedough]

Apollo being so confident that nobody is drinking piss and then the clip at 13:00 popping up later fucking sent me LMAO

[@SeekingElegance]

The wild thing was Librarian in chat SCREAMING at them being like "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS" "APOLLO GETS IT" Had me rolling

[@Hunter-po8jy]

bro that joke at the end was way darker til he added the "im saying my mom had a squeeky bed"

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Yeah idk what was really being implied there in any way.

[@XDestroyoxZx]

@@jamesmccomb9525 His uncle is fucking his mom

[@Rhetam]

That French cup video genuinely made me retch.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I been on the internet too long.

[@lazydictionary]

I've seen like ISIS beheading videos, but that video is more traumatizing. Gonna live in my head for a while.

[@DatWingMan]

That French video is the only one I've seen top the one of that old guy sucking a lady's foot in his car like a burrito.

[@DragoonBoom]

@@lazydictionary bruh

[@jamesmccomb9525]

​@@lazydictionaryNah man you're weird.

[@heskymarky]

We're pissdrink guys, of course we admonish the streamer for drinking diet soda

[@jamesmccomb9525]

This is at least the second time I've noticed The Librarian defending pee fetish. Preach your truth brother.

[@NotASummoner]

Had Miel games in a hentai game review thumbnail. They all have piss-drinking in them and none of the games were mentioned in the video.

[@Alo-is-io]

First they came for the poo fetishists. And librarian didn't speak out, for he did not have a poo fetish. Then they came for the piss fetishists. And librarian didn't speak out, for he did not have a piss fetish. Then they came for the runny mascara fetishists. Then librarian came.

[@Alo-is-io]

First they came for the shit enjoyers. And librarian didn't speak out, for he was not a shit enjoyer. Then they came for the pee enjoyers. And librarian didn't speak out, for he was not a pee enjoyer. Then librarian came for the runny mascaras.

[@Alo-is-io]

First they came for the pee enjoyers. And librarian didn't speak out, for he was not a pee enjoyer. Then they came for the armpit lovers. And librarian didn't speak out, for he was not an armpit lover. Then librarian came for the runny mascaras.

[@williammitchell6254]

When was the first?

[@Neotenico]

11:45 How did *_NOBODY_* think to say "post-piss clarity" after Justin's comment.

[@Winasaurus]

Because they're all too dehydrated to have any piss clarity

[@Neotenico]

@@Winasaurus +2

[@JPK314]

Here i thought i was surrounded by piss brothers and sisters and now i find out 90% of y'all aren't even drinking it???? We are not the same

[@lemoncholly]

Stay strong homie

[@capdyn735]

People out here just letting lemonade go to waste. ✊😔

[@leonardovalente9772]

thanks librarian, i was really needing thoughtful discussion about important topics like this

[@Level80Sorcerer]

Compliments to the thumbnail.

[@legateelizabeth]

Is this that ‘locker room’ talk guys are always on about?

[@JackdotC]

This is Urinan talk

[@thekert430]

Were librarian guys, of course we compare load sizes

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

the fact that Justin’s load issues spoke to my very core tell me that I have also been single too long lmfao

[@lainothefirst]

This brought me straight back to NLSS days to the legendary defective condom argument like that one scene from Ratatuoille

[@Q_z_]

Bro I was not prepared for that French protest clip... legit sent me into shock

[@yhcgamer523]

Less than two mins in and it’s already unhinged. Never change Librarian, never change

[@votecthulhu9378]

this is probably one of the most unhinged NL videos I have ever seen

[@rorbee]

for 20 years i was eating unseasoned boiled potatoes, and then i became unable to afford plain potato. i experimented with dozens of cuisines, so many seasonings. and much like NL, i became unable to return to natty taters. i can't have a meal without something to spice things up. the potatoes do nothing for me anymore. have i developed my tastes, or have i become a monster beyond man? something weird and freaky? keep people off the spice rack, it RUINS culinary lives.

[@Lagger01]

Do you also masturbate 3 times a day?

[@GlobeStan]

you're in too deep man

[@AshiwiZuni]

This might be the whitest thing ive ever read

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Palette refinement

[@Catzador]

19:24 fuck i literally said "technically 5.5" out loud and then NL does the nerd voice :(

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Get boogalized nerd.

[@alyx1a]

i laughed so hard at this im sorry

[@Winasaurus]

I said "technically 5.5" out loud in a nerd voice so I dodged that shame

[@geossi]

Small load of a million dollars

[@Spyderinagourd]

😂😂

[@thaDjMauz]

+2 +2

[@ShadowDragonK1]

When the piss wizzard is out of mana 12:41

[@krsp420]

The Librarian is going thru it man. Somebody check on them.

[@briannab.2330]

Dan's chat raiding in the middle of this is my favorite part

[@Apoque]

Apollo was so brave in this call. I know he could have listed several fetishes between piss and shit on the weird-o-meter. Just limited to bodily excretions I put blood, vomit, and smegma between those two. The straights don't even know the things you stumble upon on gay twitter.

[@capdyn735]

It depends I feel. Someone interacting with the substance, as opposed to just producing it, completely changes the ratings on the meter imo

[@HoboRoadshow7]

I'm pretty sure 2017 - 2019 was one of the years the NLSS crew said they'd all get insanely jacked and they all laughed Tbf though the evolution of NL's jawline is inspirational to me

[@prudenciosghost]

The craziest thing here is Apollo winning with no stars. I would be livid.

[@mrdunsparce5138]

Get a load of this guy

[@jimbo491]

im in line

[@nyxmoon23]

10:49 Apollo out here preaching about certain fetishes not being weird while being a furry is hilarious (coming from another furry)

[@aBlackMage]

But he's also talked about being asexual. So maybe he genuinely just likes the aesthetic and only associates with the SFW side of things. But I guess you can't avoid the weirdness by association haha

[@ElijahCem]

​@@aBlackMage In a jack box game a while ago he put the URL for a NSFW furry site as his answer

[@sovietcharity]

@@aBlackMage If you peruse FurAffinity it's not difficult to randomly come across art of Apollo's fursona transforming into dang pool toys and whatever. Whether that's a sexual interest or just an aesthetic preference, still a glass house situation I guess lol

[@thaDjMauz]

​@@aBlackMagehe's also talked about being bisexual so idk how that works

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

@@thaDjMauz It's confusing language, especially since both use the word sexual. Buh you can like men & women w/o wanting to have sex with them. More than likely he's pretty confused and figuring himself out. Let alone trying to explain himself to strangers

[@AidanNicholas-f6w]

Shout out to the chatter saying chaos is a bladder

[@tim..indeed]

Such a Mario Party classic in the background too. Yoshi doing nothing and casually winning with both bonus stars.

[@PvtPuplovski]

gotta love justin, "someone knocks at my door 'Sir, handjob?', id be like 'Oh absolutely!'"

[@mythman30]

i knew a guy who wasnt into piss as far as i know, but he was really into when a girl really needs to pee and is holding it. like he would make them drink a lot of water before they had sex and he was like complaining to me about how difficult it was to find a partner who wasnt super weirded out by it, the guy was really normal otherwise, although this was revealed to me like the first time i met him in person and we werent at all close so idk why he brought it up

[@Providence83]

This guy is the answer to "who is this _for?"_ when you stumble across videos of exactly what's described here. Psychologically, I have to imagine there's some idea of power dynamic or something that explains it. Like helplessness, the pleading noises, or is it the squirming? In a similar vein I met a guy who wasn't into feet but rather sneakers. Not any other shoe, not like high heels or knee high boots, but white Vans shoes I guess? He couldn't explain why.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

They're for sure not a normal person, idk what part of someone revealing their piss kink to you the first time you met created that image. Although I will add, there's nothing wrong with being weird necessarily.

[@marz7173]

1:25 chatter said "THE DRIBBLER" i'm losing it

[@jrockoclock7088]

There's no other context or academic institution I can present this theory in but I think the equivalent of foot fetish among guys has a counterpart and it's exhibitionism for girls. I think if someone could get a grant or private funding to run the numbers on this it would be roughly 1:1.

[@Providence83]

Doesn't the field of sexology cover this?

[@jamesmccomb9525]

In what way are they counterparts? Is it just in the amount of people with those fetishes or is it the personality types that gravitate towards them being shared or something else?

[@jrockoclock7088]

@@jamesmccomb9525 It's a numbers game as far as I'm concerned. And the internet plays into it but I haven't tested that yet

[@ishouldexpandmytasteincheese]

After a week off the unhingedness hits even better

[@Assassin-mn6vi]

cant wait for luna to in 10 years watch some of her dads old content for a school project or something and come across this

[@SapkaliAkif]

3:15 this is why he is the king of banter

[@carsonsim48]

Normal People: My culture is not your fetish Gamers: My culture is my fetish

[@FakedavinciOG]

Not gonna lie, the french guy piss story made me flinch

[@mustard9933]

13:00 jumpscare. NONONONONONO O RUN

[@chuck08113]

Apollo sting I don’t want to throw too many stones got a cackle out of me.

[@mazelado]

7:23 insane quote

[@FreshMattizl]

I will never not listen to the freestyle outro. The flow is insane.

[@RefreshinglyUnconcerned]

funniest bit of the past few months, holy shit i'm dying

[@GhostTypeLemon]

i think hes onto something about fetish inflation (not to be confused with inflation fetish)

[@Mocityspirit]

I think NL is right but it's also a case of thinking our grandparents and ancestors were chaste normies. I'm not saying things haven't gotten weirder but they've also always been really weird.

[@lostwithoutthewalkingdead9888]

10:49 Apollo not wanting to throw too many stones and waving from his glass house has me dying hahaha

[@Strategyboyz]

3:01 is so Librarian pilled

[@tonytralalala]

I was not ready for the piss drinking guy clip

[@v4603]

casually watching this in public (while eating………..)

[@diet_rich]

Through the bluetooth speaker in front of my church group :)

[@sweepingmotion]

Can’t wait to enjoy this brownie with lemon soda

[@shnorbles]

casually watching this in public (while drinking...........piss)

[@PacificEgg]

12:59 What! The! Fuck! 😮

[@owentucker6215]

THE GUZZLER

[@boccci]

I literally said "well actually 5.5" at 19:24. Wtf

[@TrinityEcho]

any loadmaxxers in chat?

[@MichaelKeithton]

Further and further inching their way into Dollar Store Brand Cumtown bits.....love it.

[@emma_tm]

not me thinking "well you obviously pick the piss guy" 😭😭😭 6:01

[@matthewklepatz937]

Watching this steam live after nl's vacation was a top experience this year

[@antixerum]

Crazy that a 30 turn game on Bowser's Keep had nothing to do with Bowser

[@walleye4408]

this is the fourth international

[@legrandarkan]

best time to eat a yummy afternoon chocolate cake..

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Ryan has such selective hearing when it comes to empathizing with those different than himself

[@30763076]

God that piss scene is nasty.

[@katinthehat1420]

The first 40 seconds is like whiplash lol

[@plastiktuten3866]

I love this outro so much, their disbelief is so good

[@riikki___]

no way u just let him trauma bomb us at the end like that

[@Doggywoof1]

i ate dinner watching this but i think i only realised what they were talking about after i finished eating. luckily.

[@nickmontoya1]

The "if someone knocked on my door" bit had me dying 😂

[@g0urra]

Of course he saves the weirdest shit for last, sounded like a Vinny bit

[@Gijjers]

He took off for a WEEK?????

[@nicholastaylor8613]

I have never felt so attacked by a video lmaoooo

[@Spencer481]

No loads refused 😂

[@cameronball4579]

i feel like regardless of which end game bonus stars, apollo just gets them all

[@periapsis413]

NL with the Reagan era gateway drug theory of fetishes lol, wasnt he on the internet in the 2000s theres always been hardcore fetishes

[@HolyTrisagion]

they will never understand the rituals of omorashi

[@MrToddinoz]

OH MY GOD THE OLD GUY DRINKING IT

[@thecrunchypanda501]

You're losing this battle Librarian, it IS that weird.