Northernlion teaches chat how to get a girlfriend

[@youtubepremium44]

NL talks about running up the stairs like an alcoholic talks about drinking

[@goodgamernavi]

I don't wanna believe that is an ick it's your daily of cardio man like IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE BELIEVE bruh

[@Drekromancer]

I choose to believe it's cute (in order to bolster my own ranking)

[@dennisg.6389]

+2

[@victoriax64]

this is such a funny string of thoughts, isaac really unlocks some sort of secret banter brain that he doesn't have access to otherwise

[@ooodman]

Upload thousands of episodes of Isaac gameplay while commentating and you too will unlock parts of your brain you never knew existed

[@zsebestien7050]

he's a truly skilled artist

[@mattkaczmarek1152]

"i sprung it on her and she said 'i dunno how to feel about that'" what a legendary line

[@romanseipert894]

Thanks to the advice given in this video, SHE TEXTED ME THE FRICK BACK

[@obnoxiouspedant]

I AM SO EXCITED YOU ARE GOING TO GETT TO GO ON THE DATE WITH THE GIRLT

[@lucaslabuda891]

Was the message "STOP OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE" ?

[@HarryAyA]

Was it "Um, yeah, sure. You can do my homework. *Tongue flick* It's not like I wanted to do it myself".

[@sp0ck1p]

lmao

[@carl4352]

💀💀💀

[@momslammer6990]

“Tomophobic” when tomó started puking had me rolling

[@ImThatGuy9000]

Devastated to hear I'll still be running up the stairs in 10 years

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@JD-wu5pfprobably should makes you run faster, just be worried about WALKING on your toes.

[@sedeasedeasedea]

If you start running down the stairs too you probably won't be running anywhere in 10 years

[@Xenomnipotent]

@@sedeasedeasedea +2

[@owninggreendragsdude]

This mf'er got stairs! He has a MULTI-STORY living space! Get him!

[@piplupinabasket9035]

⁠@@JD-wu5pfme, a toe walker, reading this: 🧍‍♀️

[@ChicaneryBear]

Those mfers in chat told the hets about giga gay

[@andrewnimmo8010]

Getting a B- on an assignment for a class he never took is actually crazy what the hell

[@KittyTheKat441]

Reasonable teachers/profs just want to see you tried, not that you got everything down perfectly.

[@Riskofdisconnect]

I don't know what's crazy about that to be honest, there's only like 3 types of papers you have to learn to write for school with variations based on how long they want it. Every professor wants basically the same thing out of you in my experience. Man did an essay on a book and actually read the thing which is probably more than most of the actual class did for prep. Sorry I know this reply is total nerd (derogatory) energy but I couldn't stop myself

[@XekTOr89]

@@KittyTheKat441 That is the reason society is falling apart, well not only. But education is already horrible, you don't need some teacher giving B for effort. C- I could kinda understand, but come on a B?

[@TeteteR]

Essays are similar to a bunch of other tests

[@GEM4sta]

@@XekTOr89 ? Isn't literally the whole point of education to show to an employer that you will follow instructions and pay someone so that you can work hard for them? Seems like they are proving that. As an Employer you just have to take whatever their grade is and do some mental math/weighting. I'd say Mechanical Engineering is a good standard, people with above a 3.0 in mechanical engineering can be considered smart, anyone under probably just tried. That threshold then moves based on the relative difficulty of the degree, Education being like a 3.9, obscure math degrees maybe like 2.5. Some degrees it is impossible to tell if someone was smart, but being smart in those places doesn't matter anyway.

[@Exarian]

Because of that title, someone is desperately watching the time bar get closer to the end. Hoping there's enough time left to hear a direct PSA-like advice from NL on how to build new relationships as if a random canadian is their last chance.

[@aarodar]

I feel attacked

[@heto_7111]

"someone" = a whole bunch of us

[@loopholesloopy]

God forbid I want some advice from a long time married man :(

[@dudekazoo]

What'd you say fuck me for?!

[@wippo42]

I guess you saved me 10 minutes because that is exactly what I was hoping for

[@andrewm6470]

Seeing my SO running up the stairs fills me with a profound sense of childlike wonder, seeing my SO awkwardly roll down the stairs after tripping gives me the ick. It’s worth taking a chance in life.

[@TheSenorN]

"what i'm trying to say is: i still got it. or at least i did back then." is such a good line, hoooly.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

it stuck in my brain like a bit of corn husk skin between my teeth I don't know how to handle it

[@alfonshedstrom9859]

Reads like a Xavier Renegade Angel quote

[@aeteno703]

NL the type of guy to peel the orange for his wife

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

nah, he eats a kiwi with the skin and said he only wouldnt do it if it was peeled for him

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau what the Frick

[@thegrinderman1090]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau I do the same. It's so much more convenient, and the skin isn't as bad as it seems.

[@yohaAlt]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneaumost based take. Y‘all missing out on them antioxys ;)

[@Drekromancer]

@@yohaAlt this comment sponsored by citrus rind eater gang

[@TheOddKris]

It's the fastest way to get pegged chat!

[@lazo3251]

Fantasies often do not match the reality. I wish I had realized that when I was younger, I never did pegging though hahaha

[@yohaAlt]

@@lazo3251you missed out

[@lazo3251]

@@yohaAlt I don't bottom. I only top. Also, most men only top and most women only bottom. And interestingly, most gay men only bottom. But so many people make the mistake of associating it with gender when in reality, it is just a matter of preference. But it's not something you can choose to like or dislike, it is innate, like attraction.

[@GigaVanguard]

@@lazo3251I know I’m a month late here but “most gay men only bottom”? Statistically speaking, half of gay men have to top, or if we’re including switches then it’s less than half of gay men purely bottoming

[@lazo3251]

@@GigaVanguard I'm a bisexual man and I know what I'm talking about. On Grindr, the vast majority of guys are bottoms or sides, not tops. As for versatiles, those are the most rare and oftentimes it's guys who are not sure whether they're a top or a bottom. I used to think I was versatile until I realized I am only a top but also interested in sides because it doesn't have to always be about penetration, sometimes touching is enough. It is also widely known in the gay community that if you're a top, you have lots of options but if you're a bottom, you have to really struggle to find a top. You can go on the subreddits that specialize on the topic like askgaybros and they will tell you the same thing. In the end, I am glad I am a top because it is way easier to find someone.

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

Can confirm this advice; I watched her dog while she went camping with her bf and we slept together 4 months later (She blocked me the next day)

[@TimothyCho]

🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , DO HER HOMEWORK ✅ . PLEASE START READING JAPANESE LITERATURE 👍 . ESSAY WRITING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL MARRY HER 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A TWITCH STREAMER 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR HAIR 🤯

[@sammas3900]

This was my favorite part cuz I used to watch Train🤣

[@KaalVeiten]

This video is Giga Gay approved 👍

[@BlueLily342]

I think being married is just giving your significant other the ick and they don't break up with you

[@Drekromancer]

very true! although honestly, it sometimes feels like being married must also be about learning to see your SO's ick and feel a twisted sense of admiration for them instead of disgust. I'm not married, but I had a long-term girlfriend who snored loudly and whose eyes didn't close all the way when she slept. that sounds like a nightmare, but once I got used to it, I actually became fond of it. like, "aww, there she is, snoring again." ❤ I hope that soon, I'll meet another woman who makes me feel that way.

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Ah, so that's why NL can still sustain his channel with SAP gameplay while keeping his primordial bean brain that keeps tier 1 pets forever all the way from SAP's inception

[@shogoyo788]

how did the name u_watanabe fly over my head before seeing this thumbnail? wuddahell

[@cycy8699]

its still flying over my head wuddehelp

[@hhhhhhhhhhh7]

@@cycy8699 character from love live sunshine, You Watanabe (who's in the thumbnail)

[@aBlackMage]

I loved how positive he was here. No yelling at chat, just vibing :)

[@DASding148]

Did NL just solve the male loneliness epidemic??

[@Silk_WD]

And youth reading

[@vcostello712]

Genuine opinion: NL is a good wholesome role model for teenage boys who watch him, especially compared to most of the field when it comes to online gamer dudes. It's probably not great that so many young people grow up watching online content creators and taking their cues from them, but that's the world we live in, and if it's him I think that's fine

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

@@vcostello712 he's bald tho

[@paxthepro2866]

@@blindeyedblightmain3565HE’S BALD??

[@TheMightySpurdo]

The idea of "male loneliness epidemic" is so funny to me. It's an epidemic so it spreads like a virus but the people affected are lonely losers who don't interact with society so how the hell is it spreading? It's literally a paradox.

[@Hankler_fish]

I just started watching Love Live and was reading the wiki recently. Bro.... this whole time u_watanabe has been a Love Live pun?? I had the biggest WATTAHELL of my life

[@smolyay]

Running up the stairs is great, gotta get that workout in whenever you can

[@Sickmmaner]

8:12 Had this happen with a friend of mine. I took a picture of a rack of shirts, and she saw one off to the side, a black one that had A Starry Night on it. I wasn't too interested, but she said she LOVED that painting so I tried it on. Saw it worked with my current outfit, then thought back to this video. Now it's one of my absolute favorite shirts. Thank you again, S. I cannot BELIEVE I didn't see the vision the first time. Sometimes you really do need a woman's eye.

[@lawncrow]

It finally makes sense now, giga gay is the alluded to secret third thing.

[@magicalcapi9148]

1. Make crush have a difficult assignment. Own the assignment 2. Have the books 3. ??? 4. Profit, marriage, kids

[@splish8869]

Okay but running up the stairs is actually good. I’m not risking getting caught by the shadow creatures that come from the dark corners, just for ick prevention.

[@JonahChickering-j9n]

The winter coat story is so cute

[@gabe8763]

My relationships have been a fucking mess with distance and time but I am disappointed my fellows bisexuals did not let me in on the giga gay construction plans

[@e_yun]

I run up with both feet on each stair and celebrate like Rocky

[@prjonku]

In high school I had a girlfriend who wrote 3 of my assignments after I got really behind in my english class, 2 B's 1 C, but I got a college credit for passing

[@scouthatesrainbows]

So why didn't you marry her

[@dontcare432523452]

Beets at a steakhouse? Can a Canadian tell me if beets are a standard side with steak there, cause that seems wild to me.

[@JustGimmicks]

In all my experiences with steakhouses here in Canada, I have been given it with a side of beets and usually mushrooms.

[@TheDarkeningShadow]

There really is no banter like Isaac banter

[@baconx6476]

This video makes me very happy, which in turn also makes me giga gay.

[@frostatine]

The librarian is shooting for 10m views on this one.

[@LukieLuke5]

why is the part about watching the office so true though.

[@Larryboy2701]

I was having an anxiety attack one time in undergrad so my girlfriend gave me half a Lorazepam and it zonked me the frik out. And they wrote my essay for me just on their own while I was out of it. We broke up a year later and they’re non-binary and gay now.

[@TopShoyu]

Librarian, what the fuck is the song at the end of this one, the shazams were going insane

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

the plant island song from msm kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXrEf5R-pc6kjNEsi=UZYWrZOciNfMpy0P&t=2649

[@TopShoyu]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you, Lord of the Library, I shouldn't be surprised a children's song is such a damn bop.

[@tatzooism]

Only fell down the stairs once while always running up, so I can say skill issue. Did slice my toe open one time tho, ouch

[@Pyxyty]

2:19 no but seriously, if you want a girlfriend, try getting girl friends first. Dont just always talk to women with the idea of wanting them to date you. Befriend women. Have female friends. Get to know them. Let them be comfortable around you. It'll help you be more comfortable approaching the opposite sex, as well as what they're generally comfortable with. If you meet someone you like, try to get to know them first. Hang out with them (which should be easier to do now if you've had female friends). Then if you like her personality and you think she's chill with you and that she's single, talk to her about your feelings when you're ready. If you get rejected, take some time to accept that and move on, and if you two wanna stay friends then that's chill. Look for someone else. I really dont get what's difficult to it, as long as you work hard to look decent by taking care of hygiene and general appearance, and as long as you have a generally okay personality, you'll be fine. For fellow weebs out there, I recommend "Bottom Tier Character Tomozaki", it outlines a lot of tiny improvements you can make if you're struggling with socializing in general (i assume, if you're struggling to get a girlfriend)

[@Shengineer]

Yeah it took me until last year when I got to grad school before I finally started to make girl friends, haven’t ever been in a relationship but I’ve accepted it’s not something you can rush. I asked a friend out not knowing she was already in a relationship which was super awkward but nowadays we are still good friends and hang out frequently. It’s not the end of the world even if it feels like it for a few weeks 😂

[@ketsuakagi5646]

I can’t even make male friends 😎

[@justaguy3310]

Yesss

[@GEM4sta]

Bad advice, first step is to stop being a weeb. Dating in this time is actually pretty easy it's just dedication to the craft, have to work 8 hours a day in the swipe right mines and then try to talk to every match until you find one that has low enough standards to accept your autism and move on.

[@justaguy3310]

@@GEM4sta online dating is a scam anyways. Real life is the only good way

[@potatoonastick2239]

Mr Library... Your service is INVALUABLE to the community and I hope you're aware!

[@randomperson01]

Can he teach chat how to get library [Flirt]

[@Wompond]

you want a knob, eh?

[@Lue.mp3]

hello i'd like to apply for a library card (with rizz)

[@AshEshyr]

man I dont have to be dating someone, if ANYONE spefifically avoids vegetables while eating food, I will look down on them. if you cant eat your vegies i cant respect you.

[@dommetoretto]

such a dichotomy between all of this and then the "good girl. *gestures* *points*" it's sooooo........ 😳 i mean like it's kiindaaaa..... 👉👈

[@ponqo2894]

I think i stopped running up stairs early to provide a cosmic balance to nl running up stairs late

[@Angel_Flash]

omg. its her. u watanabe. finally.

[@loud_shitting]

clicked for the cute anime canadian

[@Smex]

I usually just watch the b&b but for some reason I was compelled to watch this one, strange

[@jacobnussbaum2309]

I don't trust the freaks that walk up the stairs one at a time. What the hell are the plotting with all that time on their hands?

[@bingbongclankiecloop]

You Wantabane video cover mentioned love live fan summmoned

[@kavser2]

ive clicked on this video 3 times already, without realising ive already seen it

[@matthewblough5088]

"I'm a grown man, I decide what to eat off my plate based on what others around me will think" is the one consistent NL take I cannot get on board with. I'll continue eating food I like and balancing my diet with tasty food...

[@arianghorbani1305]

…its more the public shame forcing people not to annihilate their bodies from orbit with their diets lmao

[@Benisnaisu]

Totally on board with you, being an adult isn't about doing uncomfortable things for no reason, eating only what you want is fine as long as you're eating healthy.

[@woutertron]

Being an adult is absolutely mostly about doing things that need to be done even when they're uncomfortable. Being a child is about not having to do that.

[@matthewblough5088]

@@woutertron Being an adult is doing **necessary** things you don't like, not eating food you don't like out of fear others will judge you. Dress up being insecure all you want, but still not a sign of adulthood.

[@shigekax]

Ah so I need to have girls in my classes

[@Archflip]

"to be loved to be icked" SO TRUE

[@zzonazzona]

Does anyone know what video the My Singing Monsters bit is from? 11:00

[@bonoshii]

library is a love live fan holy

[@themanhimself436]

Half expected to hear the song "Two of Us" with the thumbnail

[@Neotenico]

I damn near fell out of my seat when he read the giga-gay comment. Very glad it made the highlight reel.

[@joshlevelledup6593]

based description

[@tabula_rosa]

one of the most powerful aphrodesiacs god has blessed us with is giving someone your wife doesn't like the ick by doing a thing you both share a passion in & just being like "well thats why im married to [spouse] & not you, isnt it". i think a big part of why a lot of boys get a huge dating boost after their teen years is cuz young men are overly concerned with trying to look cool & unattractive and have not yet unlocked the superpower of tactically not caring about being attractive to certain people

[@nicov1003]

you gotta eat at least ONE of the vegetables

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

omg where did you get NL singing the plant island song that game was both mine and my sisters childhoods despite her being 10 years younger than me

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXrEf5R-pc6kjNEsi=UZYWrZOciNfMpy0P&t=2649

[@SheeshMaster64]

she used him as ChatGPT before ChatGPT existed lol

[@dennisg.6389]

1:54 es ist over fur mich?

[@Ragnell123]

That's Watanabe in the thumbnail isn't it Librarian

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

it isss

[@peepsiee]

NL chatters must have Neuralink hooked up because how are they responding to bits this fast

[@ArenDsiire]

Hol' up wait I run up the stairs too... Dammit- now I'm gonna spend the rest of my life overthinking it...

[@dogrunes]

librarian put dia kurosawa in the next thumbnail

[@slouch186]

7:44 crazy frog remix

[@bug-box]

all my fellow gigagays in NL's community stand up

[@jus_ttkrl]

Instead of doing homework can someone apply to jobs for me ty ty

[@5hirtandtieler]

Holup…what’s the credit song from??

[@marrychrismas5993]

Simping works CEREAL

[@vincent78433]

imagine being 35 and married with a kid and still being worried about giving ur wife the ick i can't imagine living like that

[@jimbo491]

Just eat your veggies bro

[@vincent78433]

@@jimbo491 only if they don't taste like ass

[@hugoboss3689]

Yes you can. You re doing it right now. Actually this isnt even your real life. In real life you re in a coma. And you re wife is looking at your limb body, telling you about all the icks you ever gave her. So your tormented mind constructed this hell right now where you cant stop thinking about icks. Ick.

[@dancinginfernal]

I know its 2 months old but i need to reply to tell you im lahghing at you lmaooo

[@vincent78433]

@@dancinginfernal why?

[@nostylenograce]

when the fuck did nl sing the plant island song

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXrEf5R-pc6kjNEsi=UZYWrZOciNfMpy0P&t=2649

[@basiliaspice]

thumbnail ft irl photo of k8

[@fortyjarsOjello]

His steak what???

[@MajorCrasher]

Great thumbnail

[@Radi_vvanker]

When did he sing the My singing monsters song?

[@danser_theplayer01]

The beats are great, broccoli stinks literally and figuratively, unpalatable I'm afraid.

[@shirdzz]

5:41 why did he set it up so that he has to use 2 bombs

[@blahthebiste7924]

He only has 7000 hours in this game, give him a break

[@Anthaneus]

How to get boyfriend NL please?

[@Leadbraw]

awesome

[@xcal7875]

Alright who is the moon viewer who said giga gay 😂

[@JanPospisilArt]

Running up the stairs tun tun tun tun (what is this a new Kate Bush song?!)

[@sathariel3231]

Wait they didn't get caught damn

[@phatbman]

So I have a question. Are all the names going down at the end of the video actually patron subscribers?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

its for the yt membership but also most of them are the $1 tier before i get crucified

[@armandogonzalez8636]

The ending 😂

[@CycleMantis]

Thumbnail

[@Jiyoon02]

7:53 NL if he was a racist

[@tonybombski]

Instructions unclear, lost my GF

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

mb

[@kiu9521]

YOUSORO!

[@Justin-ee1mv]

PagMan

[@danieldosso2455]

What's with the beet hate? Beets are delicious

[@arcmage7000]

At long last, a streamer who represents me (straight guy)

[@SuperSonny44]

How old was nl when he got married?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

well this year is their 10 year anniversary so 25

[@Azzlackus]

It’s so over

[@Shnarfbird]

for someone in a heterosexual relationship he seems awfully shy about being heteronormative

[@reptileman97]

I cant +2 enough

[@Justin-ee1mv]

Pog

[@TheIrishLad_]

Giga gay is crazu 😂

[@afriendofafriend5766]

Wake up honey, new gay just dropped