you can't unscoop powdered bits & banter, it doesn't go back in.
@glam_racket9 күн бұрын
10:07 I reflexively looked at the screen expecting a screenshot popping up with just some normal guys going "thank you," as if Librarian somehow had access to the dad chat. Feeling cooked.
@emi18079 күн бұрын
i expected more from Librarian honestly
@Mystery_Meat8 күн бұрын
the "ok larper" into getting blocked combo goes hard. Thank you so much for making these, I work overnights and I miss streams.
@johnrozny23498 күн бұрын
31:10 “I love bread, man” +2 “I love bred men” -2 This is what’s wrong with society 💔💔
@mangsmoof8 күн бұрын
Actually insane NL already has 100 hours in Mario Party and he plays it every week and barely has any wins…… AND IM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY
@gunz22339 күн бұрын
The 10% Chinese in him allows him to say Happy Holidays no holds barred
@iridescenthalation22859 күн бұрын
From NJ. There was a guy that took a picture of migratory geese and said "This is it." #4 in education but we never bothered to look up. Prometheus martyred himself to give us fire and 99% of people here don't know what we've birthed from the kiln. You don't know just how over it is here.
@kns77179 күн бұрын
Goose guy out here like the Kwisatz Hackensack
@judasjackrabbit8 күн бұрын
also NJ here, our schools are incredibly top heavy. the best schools are like top 10 in the world and then you leave North Jersey and it turns into alabama
@OfficialZushi8 күн бұрын
Prometheus line goes crazy
@CastafioreOnYoutube8 күн бұрын
@@judasjackrabbit Lmao ain't that the truth. Drive out like 30 min south from Hoboken and it's like driving 2 states down.
@ironickrempt8 күн бұрын
He's laughing. The Iranian mothership has sent the swarm to New Jersery and he's laughing.
@siepenmaru8 күн бұрын
Me when I go to the library: yes!! I'm such a bitspilled bantercel!!
@CorpsesofCupids8 күн бұрын
i love his nick drake vs kendrick bit for introducing me to nick drake's music lmao
@donaldjones498 күн бұрын
Goat
@Subpar12248 күн бұрын
there's twos of us
@CWilsonV9 күн бұрын
1 minute old librarian vid I’m eating good this morning
@tartipouss8 күн бұрын
We will not tolerate Gurren Lagann slander in this household
@speedstyle.8 күн бұрын
30:04 could you put the flashbacks in like a 900p rectangle i thought i was going crazy bc i knew i hadn't watched the stream
@slightlydumbfounded12298 күн бұрын
Or like black and white
@bavuh12499 күн бұрын
she new on my resident till i jersery
@togu_mak2458 күн бұрын
She evil on my resident till i 4
@XDestroyoxZx8 күн бұрын
@@togu_mak245 She evil on my resident 7 til I biohazard
@mujun7559 күн бұрын
new jersery
@RecliningWhale8 күн бұрын
pro tip, instead of trying to tip a container of powder (salt, PB2, sugar, etc) directly into the cooking vessel, dump it into your hands so if it over pours you can put the excess back or at least toss it somewhere else. Wash your hands first, of course.
@Purplesquigglystripe8 күн бұрын
Nah, just keep a spoon or a leftover scoop from something like a protein powder in the pb powder jar.
@RecliningWhale8 күн бұрын
@@Purplesquigglystripe that's the smartest move, but if you don't want to do that, i recommend the hand trick.
@real.bingus8 күн бұрын
1:35:34 apollo is correct on this issue thank you have a good day
@TheYohis259 күн бұрын
Thank you, Librarian, you just saved my work life
@ayj10859 күн бұрын
I like my rugs pully bruh
@gamebot9918 күн бұрын
59:53 I'm finally in a librarian bits and banter vid jakeS
@WhenTheGuys8 күн бұрын
I like this guy, I'm gonna put him on the television.
@chan_serv9 күн бұрын
i’m so sleepy why is he yelling already
@SMA23438 күн бұрын
1:25:50 yeah key parties are crazy. There’s one in the grinch movie. It’s basically what he said, they (the women) put their keys in the jar. The men grab one and then they go home and bang.
@EvKem9 күн бұрын
thanks big library
@troyhadge83008 күн бұрын
shame on all the chatters who told him to get a noisegate, the constant smash cut from him speaking to complete silence is awful 😥
@mediahatproductions89848 күн бұрын
His statement on only hearing Dua Lipa and Doja Cat for three months, so real, so great, they're fun artists
@tonydragon7848 күн бұрын
It would be so funny to see nl in the slam but he's never gonna fill out the google form
@Mortoton9 күн бұрын
We love us a Bits and Banter don't we people?
@kevincostnerino7 күн бұрын
NL falling for the corpoclonebro fashion is honestly taking away like 50% of the aura he's gained from his good taste in movies and music.
@MilkFrogTV8 күн бұрын
take a shot every time NL mentions 20 somethings
@Lizzyc00777 күн бұрын
I usually don’t click on bits and banter but I am from NJ so I have to see what this is about
@dontgetgrabbed9 күн бұрын
2 million dollars but you gotta make the poop sandwich with those round whole wheat low-cal bread thins
@dankenc9 күн бұрын
um excuse me librarian, jersey is misspelled in the title
@clever-username9 күн бұрын
the spelling is authentic to the slurred speech of jerseyans
@Awkwerp8 күн бұрын
as a kid I had to eat natural peanutbutter over the whatever the stuff thats smoother than butter is. Dont have a peanut allergy, but I did have reactions to whatever the unnatural stuff they used in there was. In college I could not be assed tho to deal with the natural so we just got the cream stuff and ate it until it stopped causing reactions. (No, giving up PB is not an option that shit goes too hard)
@Kingwut1178 күн бұрын
Every story about Dan is just about how maliciously annoying he is
@glagy8 күн бұрын
1:50 old voice
@LucRice8 күн бұрын
1:34:30 Go Birds 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@doctadalton7 күн бұрын
you can tell he cooks purely for sustenance and not for the enjoyment of cooking/eating the food because he is so staunchly against having a fridge/pantry stocked with ingredients
@TheLibraryofLetourneau7 күн бұрын
he eats a rotisserie chicken and air fried potatoes every single day for lunch
@Im_The_Milk_God8 күн бұрын
nutty milk
@Mr.E-Bachs8 күн бұрын
1:34:01 Had’em in the ‘ol spin cycle 👺
@randomperson019 күн бұрын
i love you librarian
@idfrigginkman8 күн бұрын
spelling mistake in bio
@jonasdrue3569 күн бұрын
Stop making me procrastinating librarian
@FreckoJoel9 күн бұрын
@redwolfjo3_6478 күн бұрын
bless librarian
@mangsmoof8 күн бұрын
1:01:33 oh my god does Justin know ANY pop culture references????
@nikkovalidor48908 күн бұрын
look at the bald white guy saying Happy Honda days
@spitfaucet8 күн бұрын
nl at the poop deli what will he order
@Scrimbly_guy8 күн бұрын
1:03:04 oh no, he does look like Ludwig
@shanefoster21328 күн бұрын
Oh no. Your parents save the plastic take out containers, too? Tragic.
@stevedomique92788 күн бұрын
Why wouldn't you?
@shanefoster21328 күн бұрын
@stevedomique9278 oh it's actually a good idea if you use them and have storage for them. Problem is they are all different shapes and rarely get use. There are plenty of bowls and plates at the house they've been in for 35 years as semi-retired grandparents. The idea is great. The actual implementation of it is piss poor. It just ends up being clutter.
@RadarFinsR9 күн бұрын
Guys name was avatarofshame Ironic.
@marz71739 күн бұрын
NJ MENTIONED
@timothytosser2888 күн бұрын
Their bringing back polio!!!!
@huggelion8 күн бұрын
faker keeps wining cause he carries esports on his back but i believe next years its bauses turn
@-lyvenx36488 күн бұрын
54:05
@wyldenites8 күн бұрын
Bro is so lazy he cant scoop the Jiffy into the blender and needs it freeze dried, ICANT
@NivlakN9 күн бұрын
Hello
@wahlawigi95728 күн бұрын
in respect to the wraps take, I believe the eggs are an anchor. eggs can be an anytime meal with which you can expel excess miscellaneous ingredients
@jonatanstrale56259 күн бұрын
Honestly NL's lack of empathy for people getting scammed is his biggest -2. Half of them are probably people with crippling healthcare bills or gambling addicts. People don't be making rational desicions when their lives are falling apart.
@renegadeprism429 күн бұрын
Boo hoo. Be better. Stop begging for pity and just being dumb your entire life, that's on YOU. You can go through anything, suffer through anything, and then still rise up or at least not get scammed and make dumb choices. Billions of people have been doing it for millennia. Your struggles are not unique.
@ASLTR9 күн бұрын
sucks for them but getting scammed by the hawk tuah girl is very funny
@cdw24689 күн бұрын
@@renegadeprism42 they made a dumb decision for sure, won’t dispute that. but when youve created a society where you have to lie, cheat, steal, deceive, etc or win the societal lottery to have a decent life, then people will obviously make dumb decisions. you’re right that people’s struggles aren’t unique, but the circumstances in which they’re happening, a world of immense wealth yet one of immense inequality, is somewhat unique. couple that with a consumerist society that tells people that achieving wealth and buying things is the only goal of life, and you get hawk coin.
@MarieAvora8 күн бұрын
it's a shit coin, all the people left in the market are people trying to make it in before the rugpull
@SikGamer708 күн бұрын
@@renegadeprism42 Dunno why you felt like flagrantly displaying your lack of empathy like a damn peacock but alright.