YTP: Spiderman - Peter the Park ranger

[@spentlizard353]

"You're late." "A wizard is never late."

[@liaminator4950]

Gimme a chance! You're late. Gimme a f*cking chance. You're late. UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@Imperialstorm03]

Lady: O_O

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza time.

[@cainhurstcrow3227]

I ain't payin for this

[@liaminator4950]

Pizza time.

[@kingpinpasta2934]

All spider man YTPs center around one thing Pizza Time

[@zibsidian5215]

Wrong, They all center around "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@Parz1val465]

KingpinPasta you stole my memes

[@bighungry98]

My version would be: Peter: Pizza Time. Lady: I'm not paying for those. Peter: Why? Lady: You're late. Peter: You gonna cry? Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're fired. Peter: Please give me another chance. I need this job. Lady: *In Mr. Aziz's voice* You're FIRED. GOOOO!!! Peter: *Screams*

[@rouzanneswartz9300]

Mr.RADical mgs 1

[@thelonelycracker8768]

j. jonah jamesons laugh

[@pyrobro5707]

5:20 "Bark bark bark! Bark! What're you deaf?"

[@brandnewentity2696]

My fav. Scene

[@brandnewentity2696]

You should check the scene while with captions on

[@dr.bright6272]

With captions it's Bark fuck fuck fuck bark bark bark we attempt

[@brandnewentity2696]

@@dr.bright6272 yeah i know its so funny 😂😂😂

[@upyoursdotcom]

My dog when I left him outside for too long that one time

[@JMac_96]

4:21 Ock laughing to the tune of the Imperial march is god tier editing

[@Jeff-bd5yo]

Fucking died laughing at that as I just watched Star Wars

[@Ayan-p7l]

Star wars reference

[@noelnoelinski911]

1:17 gimme the violin! (Plays Violin like a champ)

[@WilhelmMuller88]

Your fired

[@pancakemix1170]

@@WilhelmMuller88 your unfired

[@anthonykatsivalis224]

Pancakemix your fired

[@pancakemix1170]

@@anthonykatsivalis224 G I M M E A N O T H E R C H A N C E

[@wisemysticaltree290]

@@pancakemix1170 okay. You unfired. Come here.

[@OddRobb]

To do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most - even our pizza.

[@killz0ne215]

Find him! Or I'll blow up Joe's Pizza!

[@OddRobb]

killz0ne215 You stole my frisbee. Isn't that right?

[@killz0ne215]

OddRobb I'm head of special projects, we're about to break wind.

[@ReviewMovieWorld1]

OddRobb I loved my frisbee

[@DoctorObviously]

***** Pete's my best friend. >And I'm your faf.

[@DaneTheDane]

5:18 - 5:25 Easily one of the cleverest jokes I've ever seen in a YTP. Had me in complete stitches.

[@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut]

When I saw the dog I was dead

[@mattmesi]

What are ya deaf

[@deadknight2095]

Yea hahahha

[@LOLGAMERWr]

I don’t get it

[@DaneTheDane]

@@LOLGAMERWr It's just the sheer genius in making Jameson bark like a dog, and then the edit where he gets a dog's face when he barks. It's so simple, but it's so great.

[@bobbysavagehill]

2:06 is not mentioned enough. I just love how Harry looks so disappointed with Peters "response". Lol

[@Xpwnxage]

It's honestly one of the funniest things in this video, the weird edit on Peter's face as the response. It's amazing.

[@rram992]

Peter: ……. ĒÆĒÆĒÆĒÆĒÆ

[@emmaster4877]

I’ve watched this countless times and never really noticed this part. Now I’m crying laughing at it lmao

[@bronze1895]

"Pizza time" "You're late" "A wizard is never late"

[@Reposessor]

bronze189 Lord of the Rings at its finest xDD

[@ripvanwinkle8053]

Ah shit here we go again

[@ciaranmeehan1783]

I'm not paying for those.😁

[@froakie1404]

Why?

[@Karlebow571]

@@froakie1404you’re late

[@JawsFan27]

"You're all I got!" "Could you pay me in advance?" "You're fired!"

[@Pippy_Pappy]

JawsFan27 Haha that was so funny! : D

[@alfredgeorge264]

give me a fucking pizza!

[@heathcliffheath5947]

+JawsFan27 "Can you pay me in advance ... snance" was funnier ! xD

[@dantecarangelo1083]

You forgot the part about the squirrel crap!

[@aubreyoates9992]

1:16 "get me a violin" *Tosses violin and starts a solo* I DIED!

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

Rushing or dragging?

[@ToroBravo144]

I died too

[@TrainLover-fk2eo]

Aubrey Oates I did

[@LanceAntisin100]

5:05 this actually sound pretty good honestly

[@S.T.A.B.R.]

I know right

[@Cosmicmorales]

*genius*

[@RileyJ3866]

@@Cosmicmorales get out

[@themanwiththeplan728]

@@RileyJ3866 Not tonight, Harry

[@Cosmicmorales]

@@themanwiththeplan728 Every night, until I find him it's 24/7 77 20/7 4/7

[@tricky1506]

"You're getting on my nerves." "Give me another chance." "Last chance. GGOOOO!" LMAO

[@DJfireant789plus]

+FreeKickerz_Portland GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mmeowzee]

GOOOOO 😲🙀👏👉

[@DJfireant789plus]

Marita Heinmann GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!------------------>>>

[@LeoNScoTTKeNNeDy456]

+FreeKickerz_Portland gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@DJfireant789plus]

***** LAST CHANCE! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDWEFOUADSUIFUIFHWEIUFIEWHFIEHFIEWHFWIERFHOWIERF----------------------------------------------------___________-------------->

[@moltenmetalmax4827]

6:42 the most evil thing a person can do

[@Solid-Matrix]

The most unforgivable sin

[@thanhvcl1238]

Nooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[@zelphplayz]

6:41

[@gentletal5101]

Damn right

[@venomknight7031]

Or I'll Blow up Joe's pizza

[@TheBlackLodger]

0:29 Aziz.exe has stopped working

[@The_true_pogchamp]

🤣🤣🤣

[@galemara7990]

GOOOOOUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@0predelenie]

Gooo000ooo000oooo0000ooo0000o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

[@flopfloppa5307]

@@0predelenie hahahahahahhahahahahahah

[@flopfloppa5307]

I was laughing hard af

[@julianj9830]

5:18 idk why but that part always KILLS me

[@gentletal5101]

Arf arf! Bark bark BARK!

[@Spikey100000]

Because you don’t expect it because you know he’s saying Parker, then when Jameson still walks up normally for like a second you still don’t expect it, and then the picture changes to a dog on each bark and it takes you by surprise and is absolutely brilliant and hilarious

[@Jdabomb93]

@@Spikey100000 Brilliant explanation. 👏

[@dr.bright6272]

We know who stole the frisbee and the pizza

[@SavageMexicanBoi]

"How did you do that?!" "Uhhhhhh... Smoke weed everyday" XD

[@monstrosityx8020]

Smoke*

[@SavageMexicanBoi]

+Monstrosity x stroke*

[@monstrosityx8020]

Alexander Ortega poke*

[@SavageMexicanBoi]

+Monstrosity x coke*

[@monstrosityx8020]

Alexander Ortega choke*

[@SublineYT]

6:40 Doc Ock: "Find him, or i'll blow up Joe's Pizza" Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!"

[@swaggod943]

S

[@hazeeqherman3076]

Lol

[@Kyranyoutubevids]

Doc ock: I’ll let you play half life 3, Peter: do it!

[@jak3564]

"Miss Brant, give me a violin." *starts playing violin* "You're fired!"

[@mynameismysterio...9978]

*Brandt* just sayin.

[@sad8549]

Bread

[@TARDIS76]

Yea but which song is thaf

[@awesomemantm2000]

Hold on you’re unfired

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

4:51 this whole part is classic

[@pickatenney8420]

"Here's a headline:"

[@radanju3]

@@pickatenney8420 /mario plays

[@CaptainCoolzCT-]

"Here's a headline: **SUPER MARIO BROS 2 SWEEPS CITY**"

[@reallifehankhill1422]

@@CaptainCoolzCT- it’s pretty good but taken

[@jakecolleran10]

Dr Cock

[@SublineYT]

5:12 Peter: "Not tonight Harry." Harry: "Every Night, until I find him it's 24/7, 7, 27, 4, 7".

[@venomknight7031]

Subline bark

[@marcohidalgo1101]

What are you, deaf?

[@valiidkami3719]

Marco Hidalgo Intense Instrument

[@noelnoelinski911]

5:24 BARK!

[@ZK1Ø1_76]

The part where he banged the bottle I laughed so hard

[@nocturnal7345]

"you're getting on my nerves" "give me another chance" "last chance... GOOOO!" XDDDDDDDD

[@DarkOps4]

Le Maximus Maarte GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOØOOOO

[@TheBrymex]

Herobrine3400 0oO0Oo0ooOo

[@Zixye]

GOAOOOOO

[@freddymyers4318]

Maximus Marte Wow I literally just made this same exact comment 😆😆😆

[@immortaltechnique5078]

GoOOOoOoooOoo!

[@CoolGuy-xc3we]

2:31 Kid: “How’d you do that?” Peter: “UH...SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!” Kid: “That’s what my mom is always said, I just never actually believed her.”

[@CoolGuy-xc3we]

2:31 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@akhilkrishnan9875]

LOL

[@NoraNora-tt4dm]

Say no drug's kids

[@pyroblade888]

Lol

[@FulcrumAV]

NOT FUNNY GO 3x

[@OKAMI_CD]

best ytp edit ever

[@LowCalciumGod]

Spider man is not responsible: ight😒

[@doshirakproject6783]

Not at all lmao.

[@PlayBoiCarti1112]

yes

[@person92906]

yes.

[@yoslix75]

Agreed.

[@tonygeek1257]

3:00 that felt so... natural. Raimi could've left the dialogue like that and everybody would lose their shit laughing.

[@Reposessor]

tonygeek12 ikr

[@clutchless_pilot]

All bad the accountant likes Aunt May

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Ass-sets Also, that’s the guy from Community lol

[@harrycozens01]

4:42 - "I don't pay you to photograph Spider-Man; I pay you to sentence mix my KZbin Poops." *_boiling kettle.mp4_*

[@drained.]

Sorry to say this 4:38

[@dewlover420]

Wow…thank you for finally enlightening me, on what he says. I saw this video right around when it was first posted, around nine years ago, and regularly re-watch…I never knew.

[@1875-h6k]

4:03 "Cool Spidey outift" "Thanks"

[@emilyrimmer5675]

HFC 1875 suddenly owowowow 😂

[@zar1536]

​@emilyrimmer5675 "You're getting on my nerves."

[@riverPhoenix-ld9ts]

4:06 😂😂😂😂

[@The_Davo_Domain]

0:29 kills me every time. Even when I'm expecting it

[@0predelenie]

saaame

[@Dimsbaland]

*Aziz.exe has stopped working*

[@Cosmicmorales]

💀

[@Cosmicmorales]

Put it on 2x

[@mrbobakaseancronin3935]

0:31

[@marcosdelacerda9874]

4:57 "But it's taken!" *Shows picture of Dr. Phil*

[@ffarkasm]

No, that's actually Dr. Cock.

[@StewHeisenberg]

No, it’s actually Dr. Crap.

[@imppro]

@@StewHeisenberg No it's actually Dr. fart n balls

[@Top_Hat_Man]

@@imppro No, It's Dr. Ock.

[@stanz.5883]

Marcos Delacerda No, it’s actually Dr. Ass

[@carlhiller9659]

2:46 the best action scene ever put to film

[@AL3X1KUS]

full auto sawed-offs🤤🤤

[@captainandrew45]

5:18 BARK BARK BARK

[@mastertheassassins819]

captainandrew45 Hhhhhhhhhhh

[@beastkilla6680]

Miralay Osmanlı 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mastertheassassins819]

Wholesale Badboynuts Thx about your laugh

[@TheBlackLodger]

What are ya, deaf?

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Lmaoooo

[@commanderkeen3787]

"Give me 5" *Harry slaps him* "Give me 10" *Harry slaps him twice*

[@samueljeshurunlamechp9894]

"Lawl"

[@spiral1233]

"How did you do that?" "Umm..smoke weed every day" "Thats what my moms always sayin I just didn't actually believed her" Lmao😂😂

[@FloofyCloud115]

TheMysterious Base. Peter would be the best parent

[@ootfan7882]

XD

[@ONE7MAN1ARMY3]

Amazing 🎉

[@aidzy5643]

"say something" "huh pizza time" lmao😂😂😂

[@HoodBillGates]

gets me every time

[@PhantomLAM]

Legitimately sounds like it could slot into the movie

[@Godzolfman]

5:36 if this entire scene was in the movie, i would watch it over and over

[@calbruyere4727]

Can i get yu a pizza 😂

[@gamalielvacasolis3484]

cal bruyere *slap

[@froakie1404]

Give me another chance

[@calbruyere4727]

*slap slap slap slap slap slap*

[@emirgaming713]

*give me a chance buddy*

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

7:58 should have had the indian guys face in the mask saying “GOOOOOO!!!!”

[@chrispratt850]

This would’ve been hilarious!!!

[@sran438]

His name is Mr. Aziz. XD

[@krishnarjunar2724]

I am your father😂

[@zudarzahnshow5759]

Ahem Racist

[@ahpinge2777]

@@zudarzahnshow5759 How?

[@realbreox]

6:53 I cried so hard on this one lol! 😂

[@JahinAlam]

JJ is He man

[@phanindravaibhav3319]

@A youtuber 1mil *gray

[@gukeoke6312]

LMAO

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@phanindravaibhav3319 I could've sworn it was "By the power of Greysco"

[@yothatsprettygayheadass6290]

@@ScoutTrooperTK it's by the power of Greyskull.

[@Lulustucru2393]

5:22 I'M IN TEARS LMAO

[@Mitchmittens_7]

BORK BORK BORK!!!!!

[@alexandervallera4592]

I almost spat wine all over my laptop on that one

[@DivineThug]

WADDYA DEAF?

[@SublineYT]

5:31 Peter: "Take it easy". Harry: "Hey don't push me, the night you killed my friend, you stole my Frisbee, isn't that right? Huh, isn't that right?". Peter: "Give me another chance". Harry: *SLAP* "I loved my Frisbee". Peter: "Give me a chance, buddy". Harry: *SLAP* x4 Peter: "Give me a chance". Harry: *SLAP* x9 Peter: "Can I get you a drink?". Harry: *SLAP* x8 Peter: "Can I get you a PIZZA?". Harry: *SLAP* x13 Peter: "Haaarrrrrgghhhhh!!!!" Harry: *SLAP* Peter: "Give me a fiver". Harry: *SLAP* Peter: "Give me a tin". Harry: *SLAP* x2 "LAWL"

[@kirbee9948]

Subline I

[@Cambo-jh6ir]

He said give me five then he said give me ten

[@emilyrimmer5675]

I died at that part 😂😂😂

[@jeangallardo2682]

Subline lol

[@Luka2000_]

Subline raindrops keep falling on my dick

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

4:10 best part 😂😂😂

[@marvelclips4699]

😂😂

[@TheSupaman98]

GOOOOOOO!!!!

[@MmX8835]

Spider-Man: "Give me another chance". Doc Ock: "Last chance GooOooOoo".

[@volt5726]

😂😂😂

[@Adxmmm]

Ahahahahahhaha

[@Consural]

I don't pay you to photograph Spiderman. I pay you to sentence mix my KZbin Poops.

[@Rigel______]

I thought he said, "I pay you to send tit pics for my KZbin poops."

[@Jacobdalolman]

+Rigel Travis I thought the same thing

[@Nootathotep]

+Consural that could have been trolling Maklar, or quoting him.

[@Saddogmancartoons]

+ChickenNinja™ that was the first time

[@bonniewurster2088]

Rye Toast SAME

[@salzaman41429]

I died the time Doc Ock laughed out Star Wars Theme 😂😂

[@salzaman41429]

STΛRGAZΞR I wanted to know it actually. TY m8

[@lukasmyres2240]

4:14

[@alexbrilliant1233]

Yeah ..sure.. like everyone in the world would know the name of that particular Star Wars song..give me a break you effin dork.

[@crankinghog]

Salman Mohammad it's the Imperial March

[@miguelpereira9859]

Alex Brilliant Well the Imperial March is a pretty damn famous tune.

[@wrench6016]

"you stole my frisbee isn't that right? **slaps** HUH ISN'T THAT RIGHT" "give me another chance" "**slaps** I love my frisbee"

[@GigaChadh976]

Who wouldn't.

[@darkvigour9715]

Damn , i cant just express this scene 6:00 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, the golden song turns out into a MEME

[@wavyk8062]

" _Rain drops keep falling on my dick_ "

[@redsun7185]

This is a masterpiece

[@notallama1371]

The wizard is never late! Peter Parker is Superman. Spiderman is Darth Vader. Give me a violin. You stole my frisbee.

[@megagamer5256]

Agreed

[@clarkgarage730]

Hey, How'd you do that? SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

[@zakparker3935]

that's what my mom's always saying, but I never believed her before

[@altspidey]

john clark i no lol lo lol

[@gab2944]

john clark that profile pic is gr8

[@ToroBravo144]

That's what my mom always tells me! I actually didn't believe her!

[@NRF-ee6cp]

3:01 is my favorite part. Underrated. Great. Anyone who took music knows how tedious those "music exercises" are. And making fun of it is the best damn thing ever.

[@mert8395]

we used to them in the choir lolll

[@desmondchavez7122]

Put it on 2x

[@ANDR3alfaro]

I've lost count of how many times I've watched this. Timeless classic.

[@BaconBotVbeta]

4:28 - 5:13 man, JK Simmons is a national treasure.

[@notcool2594]

BaconBot V3000.1.1 beta He’s back!!!

[@StewHeisenberg]

i don’t pay you to photograph spiderman, i pay you to sentence mix my youtube poops. *overly hysterical laughing* 💀

[@theJoachimMurat]

0:20 "You're fired. Please I need this job. You're fired. Please I need pizza time. You're fired. Give me another chance. Last chance. GO. GOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOGOGOOGOOGOG"

[@philbattiste9649]

"You're getting on my nerves." "Give me another chance!" "Last chance. GOOOOO!"

[@cactus4752]

300 I'll give ya 150 300 I'll give ya 100 300 I'll give ya 50 300 I'll give ya cooked steak

[@iilhamhimself7041]

Hot steak*

[@Frrest_FIR_]

please I really need the money ms Brant yes gimmie a violin

[@mafti_jpg]

1:13

[@ltriceball3437]

I thought he said Trump steak

[@musafirghayrmaeruf1]

300 I'll give you a hot piece of shit

[@Luke101]

5:56 “Gimme 5?” *SLAP* “Gimme 10?” *SLAP SLAP*

[@thewlf-man4191]

*LUL*

[@claude3608]

Harry Frisborn the Math Teacher

[@exitpursued6690]

The perfect YTP doesn't exis---

[@ripvanwinkle8053]

Thas old Pizza time new

[@prisonmike3323]

*snap*

[@emirgaming713]

Pizza time

[@e-manmartr_1875]

That slapping part was the best

[@edcellwarrior]

E-Man Martr_187 Can I get ya' a drink?

[@WH250398]

edcellwarrior You stole my frisbee

[@BluemooncreeperdoesMC]

E-Man Martr_187 can I get you a pizza?

[@guyeroney1029]

you stold my frizbee

[@WH250398]

guy e roney GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

[@musicstudent116]

"Find him, or I'll blow up joes pizza" "NOOOOOOOOO" 💀💀💀💀

[@Calum-y2g]

Pizza tiem it spoils tiem

[@Calum-y2g]

Ots pizza time😂

[@deathstarskeetshooter8418]

“Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. What are you deaf?” That part gets me every time

[@Myfavoritecuties]

1:19 JJ must be a good violinist 🤣

[@dnasty312]

Not as good as Hilary Hahn but close

[@yusufgofukyouself495]

"Every night, until I find him it's 24772747"

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

Yusuf GoFukYouself my favourite part

[@buprevengeance6573]

Osborn's dedicated as hell, it's not scientifically possible and he still does it

[@IdentiteettiWarkaus]

4:14 Star Wars gets me every time😂😂😂

[@keremkoc5446]

Everytime

[@samyd0_0]

@A youtuber 1mil i died at that part lol

[@raytholemew8996]

Deng Ai same

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

*8:03*

[@RohitRoy-ww8du]

HAHAHAHOHEHAHOHEHA

[@Ftheradicalleft]

0:29 best part in the whole entire ytp!

[@umanuu]

0:31 sounds like Hyperion by Gesaffelstein

[@dg9461]

GOOoOOoOOoOO o o o o o o o o OOO o oO

[@robertgriffin4811]

JJ's barking, singing Mario, and insane laughter caused me to laugh until I cried.

[@fuccboi3775]

This is gold

[@tinovargas2424]

Fucc Boi 2:26

[@tinovargas2424]

2:25

[@AhmedWaqarAzhar]

Fucc Boi correction: COMEDY GOLD

[@kylefitz.2639]

yes

[@ripvanwinkle8053]

You facker.....

[@EtorChristie]

"My society photographer got hit in the head by a squirrel"

[@LucyPero]

crap

[@kevinflores8915]

+Matías Pierdoménico your all i got

[@thegreentop5963]

+Kevin Flores could you pay me an advance?

[@EtorChristie]

+ZackAttack You're fired!

[@thegreentop5963]

+Etor Christie hey. keep your chin up

[@ACtheLegend]

I come back to this fairly regularly atm, never fails to raise a laugh.

[@MrOgge50]

“I’ll give you 150” “300!” “I’ll give you 100” “300!” “I’ll give you 50” “300” “I’ll give you a steak” *laughs in J Jonah Jameson*

[@Britishball6]

It sounds like he’s saying I’ll give you pop steak

[@mr.ditkovich2579]

Give me rent

[@someperson4865]

I'll give you rent

[@mr.ditkovich2579]

@@someperson4865 you are good man

[@someperson4865]

@@mr.ditkovich2579 "YOU'LL GET YOUR GOOD MAN WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!"

[@redoberon]

"Find him of ill blow up joe's pizza NOOOOOOO!!!" 😂

[@tatianaestremos71]

You stole my frisbee... Isn't that right? HUH?! ISN'T THAT RIGHT??!!!!

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

Give me another chance!

[@tatianaestremos71]

Last chance... gooooo-ooooo-oooooooo!

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

Onin Plays Could you pay me in advance?

[@tatianaestremos71]

You're fired!

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Mr.Pallanza]

I'm here again to Doc Ock singing Vader's theme because he's appeared at the new Spiderman Trailer.

[@helicopterk3n708]

2:46 wtf is this scene😂😂😂 golden

[@potato7689]

The gun fire tho 😹

[@BabyQuasarX]

I agree

[@potato7689]

@@BabyQuasarX u better like the other comment 🥲

[@giraffeman326]

5:18 turn on captions

[@nurmalamarpaung4550]

Fuck fuck fuck

[@SonicVGamer]

THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH!!

[@davisdoesgamesreal]

We attempt

[@lilskittlez413]

lol

[@girl-xk2db]

"What are you deaf?"

[@hyperion3145]

"Crazy scientist turns himself into chicken." This is amazing.

[@someperson4865]

You know, he's something of a chicken himself

[@stay.frosty.11]

4:15 damn didnt know Tobey shot blaster projectiles

[@xmessager6182]

Laser-man

[@ishraqkhan540]

"My society photographer got hit in the head by squirrel crap. You're all i got" LMFAO

[@SublineYT]

6:06 "My head keeps falling on the raindrops".

[@hazeeqherman3076]

Ow...

[@robloxmelindagamer3910]

And that I say everybody is stu pid

[@ironcross3449]

7:16 to do what's right we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most... even our pizza. Even the metal claw got inspired by that.

[@RohitRoy-ww8du]

No

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

@@RohitRoy-ww8du Yeah

[@midget48]

@@RohitRoy-ww8du AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *literally unleashes punches at the speed of light*

[@zacksmith1276]

@@midget48 Make him pay.

[@LittleHomieLightningtech]

@@zacksmith1276 Pete's my best friend.

[@Andr3djRSM]

2024. I still come here cause i remembered this video by the YES YOU CAN joke lol

[@chaz5256]

Here's the headline: **Super Mario 2 Theme Plays**

[@crimsonspider6601]

Chaz Hoffman: what the fuk

[@KK-id9ch]

MRS BRANT! Yes? Give me a violin!

[@Bravery-ym7df]

OMG

[@leaveyofairarmy185]

I wonder whose beautiful music is

[@johnmichael4806]

*Plays killer violin solo*

[@sharkboi6164]

Ms*

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

*Brandt

[@owendudley5218]

7:54 that part really made me laugh

[@yuuyjaaj6721]

Imagine if your dad suddenly came in your room and does that

[@owendudley5218]

@@yuuyjaaj6721 That would be an interesting experience.

[@vaderlucid8802]

@@yuuyjaaj6721 he speaks but starts glitching halfway through so his jaw is just flapping opened and closed.

[@rram992]

@@yuuyjaaj6721I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or to be concerned 💀

[@HinckleyBranchRailfan]

Slow it down to 0.25 😂

[@ShannxMemes]

This YTP is still golden! I love this part 2:12 . So funny ahahaha

[@dicedmeat7857]

Did edison go to sleep before he turned on the light? Yes.

[@bridgetoneill9684]

5:18 - 5:24 Bark-bark! Bark! Bark! Bark-bark! Bark! Bark-bark-bark!

[@VincentSteinerYuh]

best Part 😂😂😂

[@VincentSteinerYuh]

best Part 😂😂😂

[@stinkysock24]

best Part 😂😂😂

[@rorc]

Pest bart 🌚🌚🌚

[@CaptainTrips]

+Bridget O'Neill yeah the best part! I was crying !!!!

[@xman666soad]

I’m a grown man why am I laughing hysterically? 7:14

[@seneca4134]

What is that song name, I can't remember

[@keval2137]

@@seneca4134 leaving a comment here so that I can know the name later

[@XcraftYT]

@@seneca4134 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g526aIdmiLp7Zqc Here it is my friend.

[@seneca4134]

@@XcraftYT thank you bud

[@nag0074]

@@seneca4134 chaccaron

[@bendeco]

Can you imagine this in the theater as the actual movie? Amazing. 05:35

[@suavee7324]

"Say something" "Uh,pizza time" I started laughing so hard 😂 Also when he said to smoke weed 😂👌🏽

[@pipopoke]

Somehow I heard it as "that boy of yours has a nun's ass"

[@nabs3178]

uh...pizza time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lexwex5225]

5:33 You think you’re my friend? You stole my frizbee

[@basedschizophrenic6203]

isnt that right *smacc*

[@nck9755]

@@basedschizophrenic6203 i loved my frisbee

[@jalencarroll-woolery8783]

Give me another chance

[@nck9755]

@@jalencarroll-woolery8783 *slap slap slap slap slap slap*

[@jalencarroll-woolery8783]

Give me a chance buddy!

[@TheJizzy]

Say something - Pizza Time

[@titaniumman.4074]

Hey jizzy what up So you like KZbin poops😅

[@kael1176]

Omg you're here

[@funtimefreddy317]

Hi TheJizzy

[@sundarivg2018]

Hey I thought you are gta fan

[@SAFIS448]

Did you know, gta sa has pizza

[@garthvader9916]

4:04 How it should've gone down: Doctor Octopus: "Cool Spidey outfit." Spiderman: "GIVE ME A *FUCKING PIZZA* ."

[@power0029]

“Well say something!” “Uhhh... pizza time!”

[@johnlight-knight8060]

Ikr. 😂

[@TheBlackLodger]

You're late.

[@Basea15]

Your fired

[@nhanp.3243]

Give me a f*cking pizza

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

That part was so fuckin smooth, superb edit. Now take this like, IT'S NOT MUCH NOW TAKE IT!

[@bray1172]

"My society photographer got hit in the head by a squirrel crap" - 10/10 editing right there lmao

[@tommyvercetti7663]

Aunt May: Say something Peter Parker: Uhhhhh, Pizza Time! Lmaooo

[@rayyanmerchant6681]

That beat is sick🔥🔥 7:31

[@saitejakongari5420]

What is the name of the original song at 7:31

[@deemac888]

Yessir

[@SixShooter6]

I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laugh damn! That slap part!?!?!

[@nickdrury81]

Red Mercenary I love how harry keeps slapping peter

[@sabilsadat]

This is the best Spider-Man YTP!!!

[@HorrorFan86]

This and the peter parker fails at life series

[@ArtHazard]

Spider-man is a dick

[@mrkurapika3966]

Joker is a JOKE

[@watchman1270]

Don't forget about the Penis Parker series

[@DVStudiosanimations]

Yes I agree

[@mothost6929]

6:53 i couldn't stop laughing

[@RexGrimm]

This one was good

[@thewlf-man4191]

BY tHe PoWeR oF GrEy SkuL!

[@mariojanamproandluigijanam5948]

What is thé movie call

[@Flameghost781]

I have the power

[@CricFax.07]

​@@thewlf-man4191 I HAVE THE POWER

[@zeidlove0947]

This is the funniest Spider-Man YTP I've ever watched!! Every edit is hilarious 😂😂😂. My favorite part is at 2:06 and 5:18 🤣🤣

[@ginge9387]

5:11 got me dead with the barking XD

[@RalphExMichanima]

Lmfaoooo

[@the_boi1175]

5:19 is the best fucking part and it hurt my stomach from me laughing

[@jeremiahbooth423]

Lol that's my favorite part 😂

[@giraffeman326]

Captions: Fuck Fuck Fuck

[@redmar1210]

Kid:How did ya do that?! Peter:uh Smoke weed everyday 😕 Kid:That's what my mom always says but I never believed her 😄

[@silviasotelo1871]

you wonnabe me

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

SO SPIDEY GO!!!

[@hawkeyenextgen7117]

Lol, I couldn't stop laughing.

[@HLVIII]

HAHAHAH WHEN DOC OC AND SPIDERMAN FIGHT STAR WARS

[@pickatenney8420]

5:03 and up to the dog part always has me in tears