Portal 2: End Credits Song 'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton [1080p HD]

This is the song 'Want You Gone' that play during the Portal 2 credits at the end of the game..
Lyrics:
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice
You want your freedom?
Take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
but
Now I only want you gone
She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
will never happen to you
You've got your
short sad
life left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone
Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you...
gone
Hope you enjoy. Please rate and subscribe.

[@puffberiiesx2896]

*She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.* GLaDOS still loves to call us fat

[@grassdaq]

Xavier Nuggs your from JSE arent you

[@Blaze23124]

@@grassdaq What makes you think that?

[@orangexlightning]

I love how Glados countered Wheatley and she's all like, "What's wrong with being adopted?" and "Look at her. She's not fat" after berating her for the exact same things earlier.

[@Tkdboy-gk1wk]

OrangeLightning I mean, muscles weigh more than fat, so Chell may be heavy, but not fat, just a bit on the muscular side.

[@Shutupb1tch420]

@@orangexlightning GLaDOS was and still is the most, hypocritical, sarcastic, overreacting, asshole but still likeable villain ever

[@Pezmage1]

My daughter recently turned 10, as a Christmas present this year we got her a mid-line gaming laptop (she likes Roblox, Minecraft, the like). I put my steam account on her laptop and downloaded some of my old games, put her in front of Portal 1, told her it was amazing. She didn't quite get it at first, went back to her other games. The other night she told me she had beat it, gave it another shot, it clicked, she got through it. She talked about how she loved the song at the end. So I started talking to her about how if she liked the first one, she'll love the second one. She started it last night and already loves Wheatley. She had just woken GLaDOS back up before going to bed. It's fun to be able to watch her play the game and figure things out herself, kind of like re-experiencing the game for the first time. Not sure if anyone out there in the internet cares or not, just thought I'd share.

[@SnazzySam]

That's amazing! I'm getting The Orange Box for my PS3 so I'll experience Half Life 2 and Portal( I beat Portal 2 first because I didn't have the first Portal game) Im very excited

[@IcySandwiches]

that´s nice

[@underscore.petrichoir546]

i really like this and this idea will live in my head rent free for the next week or so

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

Yeah, Portal is great, and both games are funnier then they have any right to be

[@thedman1754]

I care, thats so nice! Im glad she tried it. My uncle gave me his old orange box for xbox 360, and i wnated it for tf2, didnt care about portal or half life 2 at first. Then i realised tf2 didnt work and i tried portal, and im so happy i did. I loved it so much... what a great game.

[@Xploshi]

Maybe Valve doesn’t make threequels because they want to make sure they always end on a high note

[@multiple249]

it's probably that and also the fact that you just escaped and glados doesn't want to murder you anymore so like what's the point

[@yeetusyeetous1732]

Look at the end of half life 2 episode 2. Not that much of a high note

[@Duckchoice]

The man has a point

[@Ru5tyBlade]

Well then we need a higher point

[@incoherentthoughts420]

Well I don't think Portal needs another game. Half-Life really needs another sequel, and not a prequel.

[@hastur5891]

'Bro just go talk to her; the worst she can say is no'

[@Beedenless]

Trueee

[@SOMEMUSTARD]

The king in yellow in the comment section. Nice lol

[@pizzacat116]

1:26

[@Slash11512]

Mf she sang a whole song 😭😭😭

[@arnejakobsen3296]

Well, if you tried to kill her twice maybe you had it coming lol

[@sweatyfishlips]

0:51 "Now little Caroline is in here too" I'd like to think that GLaDOS only pretended to delete Caroline to get her reputation back.

[@cristiansotelo514]

probably refering to chell

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

She doesn't want Chell to think she actually has feelings, that would be too embarassing

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

@@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr GLaDOS is tsundere for Chell.

[@Microster]

There's no "I was on that part when I was reading this comment" reply on this comment so... LOL I was on that part when I saw this comment lmao funny!!!!!!!!

[@lowstamina_arts]

Ya I like to think she didn’t delete Caroline

[@helixtheraptor9374]

Just the fact that portal still has a fandom, that people still comment on this video. It brings me great joy.

[@zeppelinwarscommunity9969]

Because people created mods for the game

[@tuxred5671]

And that its just a good game in general

[@blacksmith2479]

@@tuxred5671 YAY

[@LDEIB]

@@tuxred5671 indeed

[@juliekarch]

@@zeppelinwarscommunity9969 I don’t play modded and I still absolutely adore this game

[@livcanning]

i always loved how rude she was when you did interactions in co op like *waves* “yes, i see you. and no, i don’t care.”

[@tristynthegreat]

Me and my brother were playing it and if you go in front of a camera and do it you can see yourself from camera’s point of view. It’s such a fun game

[@EtanolVolatil]

"Hellow imbecil" thats the best ever kkkkkkkkk

[@lucasmateus7804]

she is just the best

[@brickfilmjunkie923]

Do enough taunts and she picks the other bot as her favorite and insults you for going off task

[@EarlyOwOwl]

My favourite is "helloooooo imbecil"

[@eragonbromsson1122]

GlaDOS is one of those villians where you both hate each other but when they're gone you feel like you lost a very dear friend

[@judet2992]

Then there’s Prong Krell. Yeah he deserved to die.

[@primex8779]

@@judet2992To be fair the writers did do a good job with him. You’re technically supposed to dislike the villain and many other star wars villains are very likable

[@cereal_arsonist]

Like Dr. Doofensmirtz and Perry the platypus

[@CrocoDylianVT]

Batman and the Joker

[@KwikBR]

Tom and Jerry

[@SnowCatKroe]

Notice how it says [REDACTED] when she sings "Maybe I'll stop feeling so bad." Hurts my HEART dude.

[@rexlyu8459]

Yeah

[@flamisgamer3733]

s ame

[@FriendRat]

chokes on tears

[@polyaddict]

Poor GLaDOS Poor caroline :

[@SnoppleWopple]

Notice how you're not the only one who can read

[@achhromhoff8512]

"Goodbye my only friend Oh, did you think I meant you?" I still have a friend in you, GLaDOS

[@bayglman]

Omgguy ???

[@jbreitz87]

@Omgguy An illegal operation, YOU CRIMINAL.

[@theblandcharlie822]

@Omgguy consentual friend put inner

[@ninjaskeletronix3135]

Jポップ. I'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME-

[@glados9823]

Thx

[@jbpanganiban5352]

The way GlaDOS keeps repeating "I only want you gone" makes me think she's trying to convince herself

[@xjyo]

Damn, this is sad.

[@reset49]

I would think that's brilliant but to be honest all we did was kill her and put her in a potato...

[@dkstudios4805]

@@reset49 to be fair, wheatly was the one who put her in a potato but yeah we did assist

[@reset49]

@@dkstudios4805 true

[@V55-y3z]

@@dkstudios4805 Not with the knowledge Wheatley would go rogue and turn GLaDOS into a potato battery though

[@astralboythearoace]

Glados said "fuck off" in the most passive aggressive way possible

[@Krypto12]

😂 I wouldn’t have put it in better way

[@Abnormal_07]

Damn true 💀

[@_cascade_5647]

With a Musical number

[@tjismydog]

its the whole game too

[@Halberds6]

Except she doesn't mean it (I'll stop feeling so bad)

[@Resecupss]

The cake may be a lie, but Glados’s singing skills aren’t

[@gileee]

Neither is her savagery, like daaamn. She did us dirty. I feel meta insulted.

[@apandas_am5635]

The actress also sung the turret opera

[@pepsi4tvgame474]

THE CAKE IS A PIE NOT A LIE

[@teraspeXt]

Too much autotune. -THAT WAS A JOKE.-

[@taxult]

@@teraspeXt The council will now decide your fate.

[@ikanderson]

2011: cool game 2020: **cries**

[@ToxPhy]

2011: I can’t wait for Portal 3 2021: 🙃

[@AnderCoC72]

@@ToxPhy theres no portal 3 because theres no reason. You escaped and GlaDoS doesn't want to kill you so whats the point

[@fatel8335]

@@AnderCoC72 make a game about the Robot Replacements. And have the Robots develop overtime to begin to dislike Glados, there cores so therefore have personality..Better yet at the end the two robots escape and find chell in an apartment and simply state : “We need to tell you something,”

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

No, back then we all knew, deep in our hearts, we knew. As we all knew that valve can’t count to 3

[@deleteduser8652]

@@fatel8335 uh did you heard of android hell They get sent to the android hell and to the SPAAAAAAAAACE too.

[@insaneasockjr]

GLaDOS: *"Well here we are again"* Me: Yes I know this is the 32nd time and yes I know you want me gone

[@thenightjackal]

CantEven must be a bit sick of the credits by now

[@thenightjackal]

Haus Seens I have finally found someone with less of a life than me

[@nick6253]

@@mariceau lol I think he meant to say "seems"

[@trgshirone]

Yeet

[@EnglishGuy4]

I have over 50 hours in portal 2, and that's not even including the workshop content.

[@aroma_tic]

After 11 years of dodging spoilers like the plague, I've finally played Portal. Can say with certainty it still holds up. What a wonderful game.

[@thoriusbattengham]

How did you avoid spoilers for 11 years?

[@aroma_tic]

​@@thoriusbattengham Beats me!! I knew some spoilers, like that the cake was a lie and that the turrets sang. Luckily I forgot that until I actually saw the turrets sing. I do this thing where I see a game I want to play and avoid it like the plague until I can actually play it. The main one was Portal.

[@mrsquid_]

have watched several full playthroughs and yet i was still blown away by it

[@thoriusbattengham]

@@aroma_tic that's impressive. I'll be doing that for half life Alyx lol

[@aroma_tic]

@@thoriusbattengham Best of luck!!

[@janehuskmann1914]

Think about this. Initially, GLaDOS wanted to incinerate you. This is a notice of dismissal. Hence, you are being *fired.*

[@declantecho1717]

It took me way to long to get that pun.

[@michaelj.caboose4650]

Get out.

[@zombieslayer1468]

LOL

[@enzuki]

Being shot to death by the turrets?

[@therealbowee]

Am gonna count to 3 and that shit better be deleted

[@mediding7001]

"When I delete you maybe -I'll stop feeling so bad- [REDACTED]" ... ;-;

[@ateasewiththecheese2140]

It's funny because deep down she misses her, but she knows that's showing weakness and human emotion so she removed that dialogue line

[@xero2715]

@@ateasewiththecheese2140 I was under the impression she was referring to Caroline.

[@scrubscrub4492]

@@xero2715 She already deleted Caroline before this, she's talking the memory of Chell

[@xero2715]

@@scrubscrub4492 I'm sceptical about her having deleted Caroline. Carolines voice actress also subscribes to the theory that she wasn't deleted.

[@mithril5155]

@@scrubscrub4492 Caroline is like the core of GladOS, no core means no GladOS. In the song says "She's still here" tho.

[@deadindustries2713]

I like how this song is essentially Glados trying to convince herself that she doesn't need Chell anymore, not the other way around.

[@boftle5724]

especially the part where she says "If I delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad" and the text part simply reads [REDACTED]

[@nugget2487]

@@boftle5724 It's like GLaDOS is trying to hide the fact that she feels bad

[@seanmckeogh8442]

could say GLaD instead

[@angiemon897]

@@seanmckeogh8442 that joke was already made in the Portal 1 outro :)

[@mayafeyplushie2025]

Theres the One in Lego Dimensions where Galdos is still in denial but trying to convince Chell to come back

[@PurpuriteRite]

"under the circumstances, i've been shockingly nice" is such an underrated line

[@ratrattyratterson]

That line is just like me fr

[@SlinkySmith59]

Actually now you mention it it kinda is man!

[@EvilMarkerOSC]

Blud leafy bfdi is much nicer for some reason💀💀💀

[@itssomewhitemale1907]

god i would give the fucking world to be 14 experiencing this whole game for the first time again. this ending stuck with me for years.

[@astrobaconyt]

@@EvilMarkerOSCdidn’t expect to see BFDI here

[@CaribouGutSludge]

You cannot tell me the "go make some new disasters" line was not affectionate

[@davisdf3064]

It's like a mom feeling happy, yet sad that her child is going away

[@kwoeneubwien3iw242]

@@davisdf3064 Well, GLaDOS is most likely Chell's mother, so...

[@davisdf3064]

@@kwoeneubwien3iw242 Yes

[@Mikeinator_]

The "go make some new disasters" line was not affectionate

[@Ember_Solis]

@Mikeinator Holy shit you did it

[@riocheng0205]

Fun fact: Portal 2 is the highest rated game on Steam.

[@undeniablybaked]

I just finished it again for the first time in 9 years, and good, it deserves it. Edit: Terraria is 5, deserves it as well.

[@yahia5476]

@@youtuberpersonssts How the hell is henry the stickman 99% lol

[@Duderonomyy]

@@youtuberpersonssts that’s cap I checked portal 2 is still #1 game

[@deadsaber]

totally deserves it

[@jevmenyt3422]

The only games i saw with 99% ratings are the binding of isaac, portal 2, enter the gungeon and terraria

[@MkidSark]

I didn't realize how much of the lore is in this song holy shit

[@messyalien5164]

I couldn't hear any all I heard was all the auto tune

[@johnnymegadeth9703]

@@messyalien5164 wow a robot singing has autotune

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Cooldude Crusader That’s, like, an artistic decision or something.

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Wait wait wait wait. I feel the need to clarify I was adding on to Crusader’s reply, not objecting to it.

[@DrunkGnu]

Nyan Cat you gotta be baiting

[@RoyJrthe2nd]

I actually really like the vibes of this song and how it's basically the meanest heartfelt goodbye ever. Like GlaDOS literally cannot be nice to you but still wants to let you know she's thankful in her own sarcastic and brutal way.

[@rickmartinez3268]

😢 I feel bad when she said "Goodbye only Friend"

[@scribblpad]

@@rickmartinez3268 Sounds like you thought she meant you

[@vomgurl]

@@scribblpad maybe she did mean us..... 😭

[@tom_k_cook]

[REDACTED] My heart.

[@wade.g]

Just like the SCP entries.

[@tourtle1497]

FifTY [Nobody liked that]

[@oliviamann556]

Tomo Key Cookie why? is something wrong? 😢😭

[@yumyum2037]

depression

[@thaizzz]

She says "I'll stop feeling so bad"

[@iug5672]

This is just like me after trying so hard to kill a fly and then giving up

[@engineer6808]

As soon as I saw this comment the song just said "I used to want but Now I only want you gone" •_• lol that's a random face

[@iug5672]

FoxDox Lol

[@xavierhorn9825]

+Yug Inavoviristêncio You have no idea how many flies there are in Jordan. There's no killing them, or getting them to be gone

[@iug5672]

Xavier Horn Dem...

[@xavierhorn9825]

+Yug Inavoviristêncio Yeah, it sucks, they're everywhere

[@vampirejerry1273]

Ah yes, GLaDOS, my favorite vocaloid.

[@heyitzmae]

glados walked so miku could run

[@redymedy]

If this was before voice AI existed I would say she isn't but apparently she is now

[@znuffyztruggles5744]

@@redymedy Could you provide any source to this? I've looked and I can't find anything confirming it at all.

[@redymedy]

@@znuffyztruggles5744 Uberduck AI

[@znuffyztruggles5744]

@@redymedy just because we have an emulator ai that does Glados's voice, doesn't mean she is voiced by an ai now. She is officially voiced by ellen McClain and that's final.

[@matthewcaffee2125]

i love glados so fucking much, the fact they aren't heartless but not redeemed either is strangely rare for complex characters. she cares, even when she denies it, but at the end of the day pushes past that to continue what she's always done. she went through so much character development but never really changed, she went from wanting to keep you caged to wanting you dead to wanting you out of her life while not understanding why a part of her would miss you. she's insane, it took two games and being shoved in a potato to care about a single person that wasn't somebody caroline once cared about, but that doesn't mean she has to be unnuanced, and it doesn't mean she can't be felt bad for and genuinely make you wish you could save her in some way. even after caroline was deleted, supposing she truly did do that, she still didn't truly want you gone.

[@alilweeb7684]

this, so much this. this is probably one of the best antagonists ever made

[@CatoTato]

I need to know the full storyline of this

[@GLaDOSaperturescience8156]

I appreciate your comment. It made me feel a wave of emotion.

[@GLaDOSaperturescience8156]

​@@alilweeb7684Why, thank you for the compliment.

[@mikadosannoji553]

i thought glados just lied about caroline being deleted so chell wouldnt come back, since caroline is like part of her system

[@gunnar_k01]

I think it’s an interesting detail to hear the first game, when GLaDOS talked like a programmed robot, and in the second game and the end if the first game she starts to show personality. She starts to sound like an actual woman, rather than a random robotic voice. She sounds like she actually has a full voice, not a hollow husk. It’s really good character development

[@gren4586]

i think its because the cores regulating her were destroyed in the fight in the first game but yeah

[@animarthur5297]

It IS because of the cores. Her voice noticeably changes for every core you burn.

[@travcollier]

@RetroDoomer40 GlaDOS did not become human... She became more self aware. The vast majority of humans are incapable of such a feat.

[@travcollier]

@RetroDoomer40 These days I'm feeling very: People. What a bunch of bastards. Yeah, robot jesus is cool, but he's such a cop

[@kuranper]

@@travcollier 🙂

[@Artcat932]

“She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy.” Even with Caroline in her, Glados still finds a way to roast you.

[@engineergaming3830]

she deleted her

[@drakesword5214]

@Thebuttonman *now little Caroline is in here too

[@Kunnoc]

@@engineergaming3830 I mean GlaDOS is all about lies and deception. We don't really know if she really deleted her or not

[@andreiscutaru4647]

GLaDOS gonna GLaDOS

[@pwf2k]

@@Kunnoc Probably didn't, at 1:01 (EDIT: Actually 1:42, How'd I get 1:01?) GLaDoS says "When I delete you *maybe*" and then "[REDACTED]" while she's saying "I'll stop feeling so bad". EDIT: oops, dunno how I got that timestamp, but it's actually at 1:42, not 1:01.

[@clorotch3259]

Imagine finishing off Glados, freeing yourself, and just winding up in Combine wasteland with no idea what happened

[@cynthiaender]

I think the wheat field is in Iowa. For no reason really

[@aliensguy4291]

@@cynthiaender canonically aperture laboratories is beneath Michigan

[@Daveoghscope]

Plus the entire east coast is overrun by zombies...

[@realsmokigaming]

Yeah chell is just in the middle of nowhere with no idea what to do

[@Tumbleflop]

@@realsmokigaming at least we have Half Life 3 and Gordon Freeman to go find!

[@Unklol]

"when i delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad" Why did this phrase touch me so much?

[@Dapper_Swordsmachine]

Idk, I also feel a pain in my heart when I hear this.

[@Majorwindy]

She said glad

[@Unklol]

@@Majorwindy bruh

[@Majorwindy]

@@Unklol she did. It’s why she redacted it. She has conflicting feelings about Chell that she doesn’t want to show.

[@Dukeybookey]

Because Unklol you are a human being. valve put that in so we YES you and me could specifically relate to it, and find it cute as she is an ai, and we have to go against her in both stories, she is now expressing how she will miss us amidst all she just said. hope this helps, just my opinion tho on why you are feeling these feelings. hopefully they haven't gotten ahold of you and huh...well..HAHAHAHA

[@vwred]

this is the most insane game made in 2011, it looks like it was made in 2023, but no it's not, the graphics are insane.

[@VoidHearted]

Portal and Bioshock aged really well imo

[@keeyandameen1688]

Imagine portal 3 then No lag no glithes 120fps puzzles and another gladoses song

[@NAFProjects]

I wouldn't say 2020, maybe 2015 or 2016. There still is a lot of load screen lag, and the textures have lots of pixels, but everything else is amazing.

[@vwred]

i just leave random comments on random videos and i don't realize that i get lots of likes lol

[@raldone01]

@@NAFProjects Lots of pixels is good it means they are less visible. 🙃

[@idiotonhiskeyboard4199]

after beating both portal games in a week i have to say this is a lot sadder now

[@محمدالعتيبي-ح2خ7خ]

Lol i completed them in 2 days... What a game man.

[@concreteman4586]

Pfft, one week, weird flex but I speed ran them both in a seven hour gaming session Edit: Yeah I cried

[@mustafasas7012]

@@محمدالعتيبي-ح2خ7خ lol I completed them like 10 minnutes ago

[@Gameboy_9917]

@@concreteman4586 huge flex but ok

[@blipblop3798]

Weak, I completed it in 1 min because I paused at the end of each game and clicked "unpause" and it ended. 100 IQ

[@crazyeddy98]

"Now I only want you gone" = Valve's way to tell us "Fuck off m8, there won't be a 3rd one."

[@dydypsn]

TRUUUUUUU

[@crooxus3286]

lol

[@gromzomb]

lel

[@Kannamoris]

It's more because glaDOS now has Atlas and P-body. She also said "Well you have been replaced", pretty much saying that she doesn't need Chell anymore.

[@rodrigocartez4697]

its true though *sobs in a corner PUT ME BACK IN THE TEST CHAMBER PLS

[@SandpiperArtsofWOF]

“She was a lot like you, maybe not quite as heavy” Never change, GLaDOS.

[@AdmiralButtermuffins]

i love how they credit NASA for the picture of the earth

[@aminishnamedvaati]

better credit than some fandom accounts on instagram

[@luke4502]

It is an illustration, after all

[@felixwhiteside3220]

@@luke4502 flat earther?

[@luke4502]

@@felixwhiteside3220 Agnostic lol. The illustration thing is true though. They got caught with their pants down about it, so they had to publicly, quietly admit it's fake.

[@chimeraofscarlet8610]

@@luke4502 what makes you think it’s fake

[@17raysplays29]

I understand wanting more Portal, but I think Portal 2 ended on an almost perfect note.

[@iaxacs3801]

At least we have mods and fan projects like Re:loaded

[@adrianostrowski6431]

I wish future Half Life games featured Aperture

[@mechroplease]

@@adrianostrowski6431 they do really, Borealis. It's an aperture creation

[@adrianostrowski6431]

@@mechroplease I know, but I meant something like visiting Aperture as Gordon Freeman

[@hankboog462]

There should be a portal prequel during the golden days where cave Johnson and everything was still around instead

[@sama-dm5hb]

"Goodbye my only friend!" .. "Oh, did you think I meant you?" .. "Now that would be funny if it weren't so sad." Best line tbh.

[@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243]

@@lametomato6789 why do people like GLaDOS? Ok, yeah she was nice to YOU, but do the ENTIRE WORKFORCE OF APERTURE EXCEPT ONE DUDE GETTING KILLED BY GLADOS WITH NEUROTOXIN BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THEY WERENT “SCIENCING” ENOUGH just don’t exist anymore? She killed all those people, and you just forgot about that

[@henryclem2487]

This song would be funny if it weren't so sad.

[@spittyjr.2181]

@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 "One day they woke me up, so I can live forever." Caroline threw away her life for science, in a different kind of way, she has no other purpose. I quote from Cave Johnson "She's married, to science!" She lives for no other reason, so it makes sense it makes the difference between life and death for her. I'm not justifying taking human lives but at some point Caroline became GLaDOS and we come to the time where she lacks any compassion add that to the fact that she lives for science and is literally forced to test human subjects by her program. GLaDOS won't stop at employee life which btw, they're stupid. If I had murderous AI as a boss I'd make for the exit. Unless, well... they too live for science. In which case they live for science and die for science. And the fandom loves her for her sarcastic humour and sassy energy while being a sadistic robot killer. Edit:oh yeah also it's not GLaDOS's fault the body they put her in corrupts whatever is in it.

[@explosivemackan]

ok

[@peytongolding7544]

@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 congratulations, you've figured out what a villain is

[@skinvian]

I doubt anyone is going to read this but still felt like sharing this. My Nana died in 2020, when I got Portal 2 for christmas in 2011, it was the first game where she actually followed the story with me, because she knew how excited I was for it and only followed it bc of me. Until recently, I couldn't play Portal 2 or see anything about it without crying my eyes out. This is my first time hearing this song since she died. I won't lie, I did cry like a baby. But I've come to realize something, while she may be gone, at least I still have the memories this game made and how it strengthened our bond even more.

[@S0apy_mizu]

Well ik u can get past it :D sorry for the loss

[@KwikBR]

Wow.

[@vlooranthewise7526]

So sorry for your loss. Just know, if your Nana was awesome enough to follow the story along with you, the last thing she would probably want is for you to never play it again. Whenever you have the urge to play it, your Nana will always be there by your side, watching you play.

[@obsidiankrystal3308]

I get how you feel, when my grandmother passed it was hard to enjoy things we enjoyed together. Just remember she'd want you to be happy and enjoy your life, you may not can share those happy moments with her but you can live them in memory of her. I wish you all the best

[@leorevolt9865]

You made this so much more cry-inducing than it already was

[@LovinTheDharma]

"Say goodbye Caroline!" "Goodbye, Caroline!" "... She is a gem."

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Sorry Fellas, she’s married; To Science!

[@TheDude420.69]

@@thatguyintherain3168 maaaaannn really?

[@chaihill1837]

I’m still a bit confused on what Caroline was. Was she already an AI or was she human once?

[@ttracs]

@@chaihill1837 she was a human, cave Johnson told the scientists to force her to be in control, so the main body she was in corrupts anyone in it because it forces you to do stuff. So she is evil solely because of that. Like Wheatley was corrupted by the body too.

[@Breached18]

@@ttracs he was. The second he was off it he became wheatly again

[@nats4823]

Since we had Half Life: Alyx, will we have Portal: Ratman?

[@mrforheadflash]

LMFAO

[@mothhut8637]

🐀portal 3🚹

[@legendarysword1327]

imagine a portal game ware you play as the rat man and have to stealth your way around turrets an cameras to avoid being caught and the dens are the save points

[@cathacker13]

@@legendarysword1327 That'd actually be a good way to get a portal game in VR without making anyone motion sick

[@dudeboymanguy07]

Zdena Musil bro I want a legit portal game in vr, id really love for them to get experimental instead of catering only to people that can’t handle vr

[@user-ls6qv6js7s]

GLaDOS: *_You're someone else's problem_* Me: *_sad human noises_*

[@enderbendybrine8998]

you mean crying? lol

[@Emm1lyn]

@@enderbendybrine8998 you're missing something *a joke*

[@enderbendybrine8998]

@@Emm1lyn your missing something Sarcasm

[@Emm1lyn]

@@enderbendybrine8998 no ur mom 🌈 bro

[@enderbendybrine8998]

@@Emm1lyn not my mom, just me

[@eh6668]

Even at the end, Glados still insults you about your weight.

[@funnykid3225]

This song actually hits hard Like the way she keeps repeating "i only want you gone" makes it seem like she's trying to convince herself of that and when she says "goodbye my only friend, oh wait you thought I meant you" makes it seem like she's trying to cover up that you were the best friend she's ever gonna have

[@yeetusyeetous1732]

:(

[@MrSuperSonic1108]

I will remember this game for as long as I live as this game was what I played with my BFF all the time and we use to talk play laugh and alsorts but we rarely talk anymore but this game kept are friendship alive for so long and ill never forget that thank you portal 2 for everything u have given me 😭

[@TylerAuu]

@@MrSuperSonic1108 ;(

[@doc-xo7iy]

It also has the word redacted when she says she will stop feeling so bad.

[@AutoFirePad]

Farewell to her daughter. It's hard.

[@mcmuffinbooper2333]

Imagine Glados as Siri: Person: "Glados find nearby pizza places." Glados: "Oh what a surprise, you're looking for food.... again. Honestly it's fascinating you can somehow consume more food than a family of five all on your own, and in a shorter span of time at that. Shall we add that to your list of skills for any future job applications?" Edit:: HOLY COW THIS BLEW UP! Glad people liked the idea and my impression 😂

[@michaelj.caboose4650]

Eating competition!

[@zombieslayer1468]

lol

[@demi-femme4821]

I would pay money for this.

[@kameradhans1411]

I need siriOS

[@catgoat6471]

I love this

[@adrianostrowski6431]

GLaDOS to every month in 2020: *Go make some new disaster*

[@trollege9618]

That's what I'm counting on

[@LiPolygon]

all of us to 2020: "Now I only want you gone!"

[@fenrisredacted2870]

@ANNALISE JOHNSON So, headcrabs?

[@leiflorpagba6610]

the moment i read this comment that part played

[@fourteensouls]

*youre someone elses problem*

[@T1J]

i wish i could experience portal for the first time again

[@jeffbio]

Same

[@GoldenseatGaming]

ikr

[@tenshi7478]

It’s peak

[@Czar_Moss]

"one day they woke me up, so I could live forever" such a good quote i love the slightly dark undertone

[@DeltaDoesGarbaj]

"It's such a shame the same will never happen to you..."

[@JonathanHarker_]

"You got your short, sad life leeeftt!"

[@DeltaDoesGarbaj]

@@JonathanHarker_ "That's what I'm counting on!"

[@Chzs_]

Honestly this line got me thinking, and then that spiraled into an existential crisis, and now I'm just terrified.

[@Czar_Moss]

@@Chzs_ good

[@lintlickerben]

"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."

[@messyalien5164]

Are you saying that because I'm a zucchini...

[@jadebayoba7073]

I legit laughed hard at that for minutes

[@jadebayoba7073]

@@koi1299 "you know, because you *killed me* "

[@qhai09]

*slow clap*

[@chefbendy4429]

Q Animate good my slow clap processor made it into a this thing so we have that going for us

[@spartan0771]

This is the perfect breakup song....

[@jammydodger5838]

Ikr

[@user-gt6pi4pv2k]

there is something though, why would you want your love dead before? lel.

[@P4INKiller]

+Doge "Remember when you tried to hurt me twice?" "I used to want you bad but now I only want you gone" Fixed.

[@freezerounds]

+P4INKiller It says "I used to want you dead."

[@P4INKiller]

Female Scout Yes, that was the point.

[@goosegamer2347]

Honestly, I cried when I beat the game, its such a fantastic game and the experience Valve offers is something you can't really get anywhere else, the characters are so simple yet in depth. The story and journey the player goes through is truly a wild ride and that feeling of this masterpiece coming to such a spectacular closing just filled me with the bittersweet feeling of realising that I could never experience the story for the first time again.

[@RavnicaRaven]

Same here

[@pfefferminz715]

honestly i find that the most impressive part of the story is that not only was this entire thing done by a person with Braindamage

[@pfefferminz715]

(also that none of the bots recognise why she wants them dead)

[@glitchysilver]

I wanted to cry when I beat the game as well but i didn't for some reason ;-;

[@Tulip_bip]

that's a consistent thing with valve, they always make characters with extremely simple concepts and then build depth onto them. you can see it the most in team fortress 2

[@omegaphoenix2044]

"I regret it. I completely regret it and not because I'm stranded on space" "Space. Space. I'm in space"

[@sandybecker7063]

Space space SPACE

[@masterofmicrospace1820]

Where is that In the video, I want to see it.

[@ace_0f_spades_785]

@@masterofmicrospace1820 It's not in the video, it's in the end of the game. Spoilers ahead!!!! You've been warned!!! Proceed at your own risk!!!!! Etc!!!! In the end of Portal 2 a few robots get sent out into space, on the moon specifically. The smarter of the robots (Wheatley) says the first line about regretting it (what they did to get put in space in the first place) the dumber one (Apparently some people have been calling him Spacey) says the second line "Space. Space. I'm in space." Play the game and check out the ending. It's good. (Sorry for being long winded)

[@fusionfury4437]

That's probably 50% of why Wheatley regrets it, lmao. Being stuck forever with the space core would probably make someone downright suicidal.

[@KassKuri]

Fury Honestly I think that must be as bad as the chamber where all the robots scream at you

[@Donejail]

Unpopular Opinion: I would rather have a Portal 3 than Half life 3. EDIT: I totally underestimated on how many people wanted Portal 3. Apologies

[@theprofessionalspy1471]

Your EVIL!!!

[@barebottombandit1621]

Agreed

[@AzureRath97]

His/her evil what? :3

[@Donejail]

AzureRathalos 97 IKR?!? I was just going to say the same XD

[@doom1987]

+Donejail you've never played half-life then..

[@sobermind9885]

I personally love how GlaDos shows at the end that she can kill Chell with ease, but still let her go. Even after she deleted Caroline, you can see that one part of GlaDos actually started to see Chell as a friend. A veeeeeeeeeeeery small and sick part? Definitely, but still big enough to avoid a last kill.

[@fourteensouls]

She literally said at the end if the game "The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard. So you know what? You win. Just. Go." So you are wrong.

[@sobermind9885]

@@fourteensouls She says that some seconds before the "Cara mia" song from the turrets, when Chell could have been easily killed in the elevator. GlaDos could have deleted Caroline and killed Chell while she was knocked out too.

[@fourteensouls]

@@sobermind9885 oh yeah sorry i forgot about that

[@8-bitsarda747]

@@fourteensouls In other words, "I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone"

[@AutoFirePad]

GlaDOS is Caroline. And Caroline is Chell's mom. Now you can read "Cara mia" lyrics ...

[@superklondoentertainmentsy4061]

I'm at a huge dilemma. I want another portal game but I don't want Chell to have to go through more shenanigans.

[@leorevolt9865]

I'm sure she won't complain.

[@spudgamer6049]

Hey, there are still plenty of storage boxes down there. Could always introduce a new character instead of reusing an existing one. Have your cake and eat it too, assuming the cake isn't a lie.(maybe we learn that it was a different chell in 1 and 2, clones, with the second one actually being a bit heavier set....)

[@superklondoentertainmentsy4061]

@@spudgamer6049 while we could have another protagonist, portal stories mel and apature tag just aren't the same

[@wolfy2225]

shell is the right option for u

[@koraichu]

@@spudgamer6049 honestly the idea of a new character in a Portal 3 worries me. I don't want a fresh start, because I want the characters I've come to love to still remember me.

[@viks2ndaccount478]

i cried first time i beat this game, its honestly amazing how attached you get to a giant fascility filled with turrets, secrets and has a bunch of sentient robots controlled by a giant rude jerk you can't seem to hate no matter how much she hates on you. Sometimes everything just aligns and it all just works. Good job valve. hope we can return to this someday. whether that be a new ip, or a refresher of old.

[@ineffableartist]

Vik's 2nd account I love this game and I've beat it more than once and I can't let this game go

[@AcAwesomeAndrew]

i think they should make a game where they build on how chell gets on with her new freedom. maybe clarifying how she survives. im curious to see if theres people or combine or something along that line

[@AcAwesomeAndrew]

so maybe not a portal 3 but a continuation of chells story. but maybe she still has a portal gun?

[@altair.-.2573]

Am i the only one that liked so much the bullet turrets that started torturing them till they shut down by unfortunate events?

[@glados8346]

*ahem* Did You Say “Giant Rude Jerk”?

[@jonahhallan5547]

I love how she seems to be trying to convince herself that she does want you gone but really, she wants you to stay

[@puklinnn]

How can 2011 robots have more personality than any of Ubisoft's new characters?

[@dizzy2097]

Agree

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

Because she was written well and ubisoft games are not

[@divyanshaggarwal6292]

ooooh burn

[@Cantfindaname917]

@ayy lmao And banks.. (credit cards)

[@laylover7621]

Good writing doesn't really have a starting date. Back when Valve made games they were just built different, cause they actually cared. Not a lot of AAA game devs nowadays like that.

[@Honk_with_a_bonk]

I like the little detail in the lyric where it says "when I delete you maybe [REDACTED]" when she actually said "maybe i'll stop feeling so bad" as if she wants to keep her true feelings out of readable records.

[@lopey5035]

That's because she has Caroline in her A.I. now, so she feels more human emotions (and she doesn't like that). GlaDOS lied when she said she deleted Caroline, obviously.

[@CaptainZaimon]

I miss that era of mid-2000s when everybody had a Portal phase

[@yeethittter1285]

I'm having a bit of a Portal phase right now even though I've never played them (I don't have a computer, otherwise I would :( )

[@yeethittter1285]

@@arinb.756 I literally can't

[@yeethittter1285]

@@arinb.756 xbox 360

[@محمد-ك4ر7ق]

@@yeethittter1285 I played portal 2 on 360 you definitely can find it there

[@spooky_scary_3239]

Had? I'm still in mine

[@gregoryhess5300]

"here are your test results... you're a horrible person. that's what it says, a horrible person. we weren't even testing for that' :D funniest line in a video game.

[@angelanieves5296]

ikr

[@arttuhintsala9717]

i think the best was that one in chapter 9. you have just escaped from whetley(is that the right name??) and there is turrets you have to destroy wit a moveable pipe and if you get stuck between the pipe and a wall wheatley will say "very clever. veeeeeeery clever. except not! you are stuck! youre at my mercy, and i dont have any. youre at my nothing"(or something like that) and when you get off he tries to get you back stuck there and then off again and so on...

[@LonaDelery]

isn't that what she says when you activate the button using a security camera?

[@mistertagnan]

Did you know that people with guilty consciousness are more easily startled by loud nois*TRAIN HORN* I'm sorry, I don't why that went off.

[@melissawhite9577]

"Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day thinking he could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm gonna make my engineers invent a combustible lemon to burn your house down!" -Cave Johnson

[@mattplayz4550]

I think portal is one of the only Valve games that doesn't need a 3rd game as this was just such a good ending.

[@TopSuperDude]

Not that we dont want one tho

[@g2ltt733]

We could get a prequel

[@Steven-nq7fx]

I doubt there's gonna be portal 3. But if there is, i wish it was a different pov

[@PVP1470]

true

[@ryanmadej6694]

But isn't the world fucked up anyway because of half life

[@WhoAteAllThePi]

the description asks for rates, a true time capsule.

[@tmtmtg]

i finished this game for the first time just MINUTES ago, and boy this is easily the best game ive ever played, EASILY

[@tmtmtg]

@@d.a9709 i downloaded Reloaded a couple hours ago, gonna see how it is

[@artyom1792]

@@tmtmtg how was the suffering

[@tmtmtg]

@@artyom1792 I got bored tbh

[@qwerty5684]

@@d.a9709 Me who played on PS3:

[@SuperMechSonic]

I actually completed this game 13 times Goes to show how great it is

[@spl3219]

Imagine being friends with a machine that killed everyone in a facility

[@marshdexz8239]

SCP-079 and SCP-682 in a nutshell

[@jadetheslime3140]

*Please explain.

[@trollege9618]

@@jadetheslime3140 I would explain it to you but just go to their wiki

[@okamiame4064]

*Definitely* cannot relate at ALL

[@boethemartender2298]

You wouldn’t have to worry about getting beat up then

[@linogabassi]

"When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad". That hurts. A lot.

[@sentientmonke8265]

[REDACTED]

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Admit it, GLaDOS. You care about Chell.

[@evantambolang3052]

Toxic friendship at its finest

[@maizjsj]

Goodbye, Caroline.

[@eytffff]

isnt it glad?

[@MayorCris]

If any AI will end the world i want GlaDOS to do it. I’d rather want to die by a lovely humoristic AI than by something like Skynet or something like this.

[@florpster]

unrelated but i love your profile picture my dude 🤘

[@tarniabook3076]

"When I delete you maybe *I'll stop feeling so bad*" The fact that line appears as "redacted" says a lot about Glados' feelings.

[@Bujumbura]

Tarnia Book I think it's awesome what they did with Glados in this game

[@zeltzamer4010]

GLaD*

[@slay1959]

Zeltzamer it’s bad, I played it with subtitles on and it said “I’ll stop feeing so bad”

[@zeltzamer4010]

Yeah, it listened to it again a few months ago, it does definitely sound like 'bad'. I guess my brain just wanted it to be a throwback to the first game.

[@lumps17]

Tsun tsun

[@chilling_at_pontiff]

1:43 aperture hiding the fact that their robots have feelings. [REDACTED]

[@UwU-ts3yb]

Darth Bane it can tell you are not human(it’s the camera thing at the giant vault door)

[@adeeta5701]

*Gasps “That’s why!”

[@UwU-ts3yb]

BlancCat it said once i got rid of you maybe ill stop feeling so bad saying that she likes you and she doesnt want you to know thay

[@UwU-ts3yb]

BlancCat that*

[@UwU-ts3yb]

BlancCat that isnt an obvious joke at all

[@ro2202]

I love the doubtful attitude she takes on when she says “I don’t need anyone now.” It’s like instead of informing you, she’s trying to assure herself of this. Kinda sad. It humanizes her.

[@paulsnively3377]

Ellen McLain's performance of GlaDOS is genius for that reason. It's all passive-aggressive rejection of someone she really needs, and it's all about the tone and inflection, the biting sarcasm with the genuine loneliness somehow coming across anyway.

[@ashtonhoward5582]

SPOILERS: She is (was) a human. She's Caroline, Cave Johnson's secretary, I believe.

[@thomasfernandez6580]

Yes but he's saying it humanizes her. Didn't say she was never human in the first place.

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@thomasfernandez6580 fair enough

[@kominatoriku5483]

@@ashtonhoward5582 she is an robot with caroline parts wich she deleted

[@oliver-04]

such a good game and song. Cant believe Valve stopped making games when they used to create masterpieces.

[@mikadosannoji553]

now at most you get a few taunts in tf2 and updates on cs

[@HOTD108_]

Be grateful for what they did make, rather than cry for what they didn't.

[@agreeable-youth]

They just dropped a new Counter Strike tho...

[@ДанилаЧеботарев-х2р]

It is good to stop before you switch from creating masterpieces to pumping out trash to keep money flowing. Valve made an incredibly wise thing here.

[@daigonmocs0785]

um something something half life alyx nerd emoji

[@CrowbornChaos]

You know, that line "oh you think I meant you? That would be so funny if weren't so sad?" I feel like it was said in bitter irony, that despite all the hate and dislike, she really kind of was her only friend...

[@Nattobeeans]

im really glad that I still know the song and this is a really nice throw back at 2011 that im in tears of joy and I will never forget this song

[@buffalocrackerdong6978]

She doesn't want to confess her feelings for chell, who she still wants despite what the song implies.

[@timehunter9467]

Especially as the line “maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad” types out as REDACTED. 😂

[@luxurious0346]

*_bUt I'm A pOtAtO_*

[@a.person1805]

@@luxurious0346 You know, chell must have been pretty hungry from all that testing...

[@bigfatcarp93]

GLaDOS' master plan for world domination: deliberately shape Chell into a badass who causes disasters everywhere she goes, then unleash her on the earth.

[@HaxxorElite]

LoooooooL

[@squirty5252]

Or instead of a portal gun, fill it with neurotoxin.

[@BromanderShow]

bigfatcarp93 half life 3 confirmed

[@TriNity-GER]

But its not even confirmed if humans still live on earth :O

[@pepicwalrus7907]

MrPhinixa Portal takes place between half life 1 and hl2ep2. we know this because in the final boss GLaDOS says "Are you trying to escape? [Chuckles] Things have changed since the last time you've left this building. Whats going on out there will make you wish you were back in here." So yes there are people still on earth and GLaDOS knows about the combine invasion.

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

One of the reasons GLaDOS fascinates me is because, unlike most rouge AI, she isn't just doing these horrible things because it's part of her programming. She WANTS to do it, and she enjoys killing people. She knows what she's doing is wrong, and the morality core was the only thing making her regret her actions. It totally turns the evil AI trope on it's head and I love it! What I think I was trying to say a year ago, was that GLaDOS doesn't think like a regular self aware robot. besides the way she punctuates words and sounds, she more or less seems like a person. The only thing that makes her seem like she's an AI at all is how she has a very calculated and logical nature and attitude; It's the fact that she understands the way people think, the fact she has sense of humor, and even capable of things like love and hatred that make her unique. She's not so robotic that she appears like an unaware machine, but not human enough that she seems like a person in a robots body. Sorry this was long, but you get the point. Hopefully.

[@procrafter5000]

And then, every single evil ai story after stole the idea

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

@@procrafter5000 Unfortunately, that's the waaay the news goes

[@chrisdunne6202]

have you ever heard of a bloke called robert muabge?he did the same thing

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

@@chrisdunne6202 Cool, I'll have to see what that's about

[@evantambolang3052]

SHODAN: Am I a joke to you?

[@kingredgrave]

E3 2019: A presentation just wrapped up for (insert game company here). Nothing happened. Then suddenly, the lights came off, and the screen went black. We can see a glow. The glow is getting brighter. The glow is a logo. As it slowly fades in, you see the Portal 3 logo. Everyone is cheering, and some are in shock, then text appears under it. It says "The Card Game"

[@claireunderwood7167]

FUCK this shit hurts. With Blizzard hyping up that Diablo mobile app, I wouldn't be fucking surprised!

[@nekozombie]

that's freaking genius

[@nicolasreyesgarcia6609]

You heartless monster,.... GlaDOS will be proud

[@bardockofalecido]

Why.. are u trying to making me have nightmares?

[@nekozombie]

@@nicolasreyesgarcia6609 would* because she's never coming back

[@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243]

GLaDOS: remember when you tried to kill me twice? The other thousands of employees GLaDOS killed: 👁👄👁

[@rokochoco6152]

9

[@manuelmoreno9468]

well she didnt TRY to kill them twice, she DID kill them and it was only one time

[@monotromatic2951]

@@manuelmoreno9468 Yeah it was justified

[@RoMiner]

@@monotromatic2951 me murdering thousands of people because I felt like it (It was justified)

[@Panda-Paku]

@@RoMiner I think it was implied that Caroline's implementation as GLaDOS wasn't 100% consensual.

[@mr.moffia]

I don’t know why, but hearing this always makes me sad

[@peridot675]

Matthew Carlinsky, Forever to this Day, She is still Testing and Testing 😊

[@mr.moffia]

Sometimes it do be like that

[@hixxy2277]

Same, it's like good tv shows, once it ends you want more, but you get really sad when you realise you'll probably never get anymore

[@C7007]

smite and you know in the bottom of your heart that this end was necessary, but it stills hurt

[@hixxy2277]

@@C7007 yea oof

[@FracturedDMR]

The portal series honestly is the kind of lightning in a bottle you'll never be able to replicate. Cause let's be honest here, puzzle games without a good plot are HARD to draw people in on. Playdead games accomplished it with Limbo and Inside, but for a different reason. What REALLY pulled me into portal wasn't just the immersive story, it's the absolutely colorful personalities the AI have. Atlas, Peabody, GladOS, Wheatley and everyone in between is distinct, quirky and despite their flaws? Endearing.

[@mariomario1849]

I really believe that glados doesn't mean what she says at the end. Like how she says she deleted caroline, but then in the song she says "now little caroline's in here too". I think she doesn't want to admit she was your friend. She says it's too hard to kill you, but goes through the effort of disabling the turrets so they don't kill you on your way out.

[@ryanreed2363]

Man the real Mario Mario be spitting some truth here

[@HattedGamer01]

When she says it's hard to kill Chelle, she may very well mean it in an emotional sense rather than a practical one. The feels are too much for my drunk ass.

[@seed1920]

I WAS DEADASS TALKING TO THEM A SEC AGO 😭

[@tarkus9820]

Plus she even gives you your companion cube back

[@aizakkukun4985]

@@tarkus9820 probably because she doesn't want Chell to comeback anymore, that's why she gave her companion cube back to make sure she has nothing to return to

[@nathanwinters2400]

Portal 2 will forever hold my favorite end to an antagonist ever. No double crossing, or random cliffhanger-- GLaDOS just admits that you've become a pain in the ass and she's over it. Honestly wish more games ended on that note as opposed to "here's the next big bad!" I don't want a new big bad! I want the snarky old one that was fun xD "The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one, and I'll be honest: killing you is hard. You know what my days *used* to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds... I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous. Mute. Lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go!"

[@Artkidlikesgames]

Hmm yes I love being called a lunatic

[@yeahmans]

It's been fun. Don't come back.

[@jcaesar19871]

"You're someone else's problem! Now I only want you gone!"

[@foetidum]

But... wasn't Wheatley the next big bad in portal 2?

[@mynamedoesntfi--6161]

@@foetidum He's a personality core and he's pretty greedy and dumb so it's very obvious he'd become bad.

[@YACACHA]

"Goodbye my only friend, oh did you think i meant you?" THIS IS SADISTIC

[@bmobmo6438]

"She was a lot like you (maybe not quite as heavy)"

[@mysterycrap2776]

I still think that Glados really meant Chell but she couldn't tell it honestly

[@void9322]

I mean GLaDOS is a sadist...

[@void9322]

@@mysterycrap2776 I like to think that

[@8-bitsarda747]

"that would be funny, if it weren't so sad"

[@mikesock8]

Why does this song strike such a strong nerve? This song brings me to tears every time whyyy

[@MorganDoYourThing]

You know, for an evil, omnicidal robot whose consciousness was torn from a living person, GLaDOS sure has a beautiful singing voice.

[@AdamKitchen700]

Agreed

[@supercool559]

Well she was made to be prefect

[@ThalinsGenohan]

TheClassiestMajinBuu Then why is she a maniac...?

[@nyquilp]

She's also married to the sniper in tf2 (THE VOICE ACTOR)

[@MorganDoYourThing]

no way

[@alanrios9349]

I remember when I got this game... I immediately put the disk in my xbox 360. When GLADOS says "it's been a long time" that line gave me chills I fucking love these games

[@XTORD1]

both are good. but 2 is among the greatest if not the greatest of is gen. top 20 overall for sure only games from 7gen that is close is rdr, me 2 ,u2 n arkham city

[@GeraltORivia]

+Tord L The last of us? GTA5? Skyrim?

[@XTORD1]

+Geralt of Rivia ah damn forgot skyrim. also like to include bioshock, dark souls and smg(havent played smg 2). gta v and the last of us is honorable mention. gta v is great w a friend and probably prefer it over tlou . tlou is great on grounded but hyped up to the skies and to many small thing bother me. last honorable is da origins . not couting pc games like civ 5. PS if i had to choose it would most likely be potal 2.

[@alanrios9349]

+Tord L I'd say portal series and bioshock series are amazing. Why can't a good series like these be the next big thing? Sucks how a lot of great songs, movies, and video games are a thing of the past.

[@abcdefzhij]

Relatively unpopular opinion here: I liked the first portal a LOT more than the second one.

[@justaguy1738]

please never let portal die

[@sh_ps]

he's never dead

[@McPoshua]

Glad to see the game still has the (almost) highest activity now as ever since 2012, not to mention it came free with games with gold. Portal isn’t dying anytime soon.

[@Bombingham]

@@McPoshua so you could say it's still alive

[@beethechamp6277]

Never my friend. Nor the L4D series, TF2, the Half life series, and the CS games.

[@ДмитрийГайдуков-л5з]

And half life

[@mohda2575]

Me replaying this for the 10000th time: "Well here we are again, it is always such a pleasure"

[@kailevil3444]

It's a stupid thing to say but, as it was said on "Kirby and The Forgotten Land", "And here we are!". Man, I love Portal 2's ending song so much.

[@lolguy91wastakenbyanidiot]

meant to me replayed xD

[@maxydapurp11210]

imagine if lab discovera became the next half life location XD

[@aFurisk]

Me after almost dying for the 2nd time "Remember when you tried to kill me twice?"

[@angplays2568]

**finishes portal 2** So what now ... **look at lego dimensions portal level** You're the closest thing I got to portal 3! Don't let me down

[@hixxy2277]

It was literally the first pack I bought and I played that shit like it would save the world

[@izzyp.3572]

darn I wanna get my hands on that portal chell so freaking bad!!

[@Seedonator]

Bridge Constructor?

[@demi-femme4821]

A wild Portal Stories: Mel appeared!

[@ones9638]

P O R T A L S T O R I E S M E L

[@scrp6638]

“One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.” This line is kinda eerie. It’s like GLaDOS was always there, watching, waiting. Waiting to be put in the driver’s seat. It’s almost a bit like Aperture’s downfall. It was always there, awaiting the day it is awakened. You could say Icarus flew too close to the sun. They crossed a big line, with the whole thing of forcing Caroline into GLaDOS. This implies that Caroline was never truly “awake” and it took being placed into Aperture Science’s Genetic Life-form and Disc Operating System to realise that Aperture was taking advantage of her.

[@anino7577]

I think it's a reference to Caroline

[@supermyl]

@@anino7577 no shit

[@ImDarkran]

bro can you just enjoy the song

[@Metqa]

Caroline didn't want to be uploaded. This was all against her will. That's one of the justifications for her gassing everyone the first time. GladOS explained it about the core they attached to stop her from flooding them with deadly neurotoxin.

[@markanthonypittaway1539]

@@ImDarkran we are multitasking

[@Im_Basty]

When I heard "Goodbye my only friend..." for the first time I had the biggest chills of my life, followed by immense sadness, then GlaDOS says "Oh... did you think I meant you?" And that sadness turnet into laughs, damn you GlaDOS 😂

[@nedkelly6286]

Valve can’t comprehend the number 3

[@hixxy2277]

Math: 3 Valve: this is beyond science

[@Ren-fm2xy]

no its odd

[@Ren-fm2xy]

Its cause 3 is too odd maybe

[@Grongero]

Guys, The Orange Box has *3* Games

[@SteveOnlin]

@Foxtrot Classified Half life 1 episode 1 is next

[@ronthehuman3618]

_I stop feeling so bad_ [REDACTED] Yep. Defenetly the GLADoS we know and love.

[@someweirdguy6915]

ron kokotov you have been liked

[@glados8663]

I don’t love you but I sadly know you

[@BCNRP]

*_[DATA EXPUNGED]_*

[@lexo632]

When is that?

[@theantsaretakingover]

Glados shit, she’s here

[@I_need_a_name]

first time i beat the game: **cries** second time i beat the game, older and understanding more of the game: **cries even more**

[@nathanevans1382]

Kinda like a Kingdom Hearts game now that I think about it.

[@bremya]

to be honest this is me a few hours ago lmao i just finished replaying Portal 2 for the third time to see how much i remember about the game. it certainly was fun but the ending hits different now. brb crying

[@niggussimmals9649]

@@nathanevans1382 this might be me but I think kingdom hearts is trying too hard to end emotionlaly which is kinda cringe to me whereas valve games perfect these, kinda like undertale but even better bcuz you still feel stuff after the second playthrough. I knew weathley would betray us before playing but that didnt change a thing about how I saw him.

[@kjj735]

I cry whenever I play

[@reivu]

SAME especially seeing Cara Mia Addio, that was such a beautiful way to end the game

[@ilovebread6122]

this is my reminder to play portal again

[@keithftw1175]

Is it me or is glados unintentionally likable

[@prestongarvey5374]

+The awsome Gamer I fucking love Glados

[@andy4an]

oh, she is absolutely INTENTIONALLY likable. the best villains are.

[@floo1465]

She is definitely unintentionally likeable.

[@Kryniere]

this song was in osu!stream, so that's why i came here

[@gamergateway7356]

I feel the same way

[@XenoVis]

I want this to be played in my funeral.

[@din6675]

+Ajaraz / Vis~ That would be so funny. The gasps of horror would be so hilarious for the few people with a sense of humor :p

+Ajaraz / Vis~ I want 'this ships going down' to be played at my cremation.

[@liquid9353]

+Ajaraz / Vis~ Goodbye my only friend... Oh? Did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

[@XenoVis]

Luiquid Shake Love that part.

[@clickpause8732]

Still alive I think fits much better.

[@gphunk123]

any listeners 2023?

[@-celiaaa]

Yup😼

[@jacobmacpherson8516]

I just finished portal 2 after completing the first one and this song had me sad

[@mortonic2019]

STILL alive WANT you gone YOU wouldn't know We still want you portal and half life 3

[@Momma_Hawley]

MORTONIC actually there was a deleted song or well song that wasn’t used called, ‘Don’t say goodbye’ So it’s STILL DONT WANT YOU (Nah But I totally agree with you)

[@mortonic2019]

Knew that but it was deleted

[@nutella_wewerehere]

Mama Rosa, The reason why it used to be STILL DON’T WANT YOU is because GLaDOS used to hate you, she didn’t want you, but since that song got deleted, it’s now STILL WANT YOU, which connects with the idea of Want You Gone, because she used to hate you, but now, she still wants you.

[@thecyborghulk3045]

What would be VERY irratating for glados is if the player you play has has Stockholm syndrome

[@yusufnas8881]

No half life 3 JUST MAKE THE F İNG PORTAL3333333333

[@gazterr6756]

"Goodbye My Only Friend" "Oh, Did You Think I Meant You?"

[@ihatebees8775]

My life in 11 words

[@VivisSymphony]

same

[@terterar1610]

"It would be funny, if it weren't so sad" I can tell you a story about a stupid little boy. He moved to a big city in the hope that a friend would support him in all his endeavors, but the latter suddenly stopped communicating with him. And this stupid little boy was trying to make friends with another person by helping them study at University. Alas, friendship cannot be bought even by good deeds. I heard that this stupid little boy doesn't know what to do. He is completely alone and only talks to himself all day (although he knows this is crazy). People say that he wants to die, but is afraid of death. Funny story, isn't it? Too bad it's about me.

[@martinosborne4703]

You okay now, bro?

[@mysticalmind3303]

I literally cried when I first heard this at the end of the game. This makes me love potato robot mom even more, dammit. I miss her.

[@krismas7531]

"Robot Mom". Your making me think things I shouldn't.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

She is definitely not motherly

[@Kulgur]

@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 That depends on what one's mother is like.

[@updaet6870]

@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 A mother isn't necessarily motherly you small brain

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Okay let me rephrase that. She's not a mom