“Thats how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an 8 Ball” is the most Joey phrase ever
@RawOlympia4 ай бұрын
😅🤣😂
@goktug46184 ай бұрын
Bunu anca Joey söylerdi zaten 😂
@jarmangill59112 ай бұрын
What is 8 ball ?
@peterholland65182 ай бұрын
@@jarmangill59113.5 grams of cocaine
@FastgasbalАй бұрын
cocaine
@RatedSupreme2 ай бұрын
Grand theft auto 6 should have Von and Joey in the radio station in the game. Just talking about random shit and wild stories 😂
@thokucheetahАй бұрын
YESSS ROCKSTAR please make this happen!
@yankquinn9992Ай бұрын
I wouldn't get too hyped for gta 6... its gonna be some woke bullshit
@TopShagger999Ай бұрын
Not even woke, just shit.@@yankquinn9992
@pleaseunshadowbanmeАй бұрын
@@yankquinn9992 im excited to see the big let down, the hype is way too high. No way in hell it delivers.
@daniellowery5942Ай бұрын
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
@8227372925 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz has to be the only man alive to use an 8 ball of coke, in order to quit smoking cigarettes 😂 legend
@mikoajchmielinski85525 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyo that reminded me of smth. Im a Joey fanatic so i’ll give you guys a great one - Church of What’s Happening Now podcast episode 285 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, whole episode is great, it’s one of my favourite, but the part about him smoking cigs at the concert (i think that story begins somewhere round 18:00-20:00 minute mark) is absolutely bonkers😂
@drvgdeala5 ай бұрын
id be smoking so many iif i was on coke
@FoolintheRainSDMF5 ай бұрын
Same! Quit smokin cigarettes on coke?! No I wanted a fuckin carton of cigarettes to go with my 8balls lol 😂 @@drvgdeala
@tobe12075 ай бұрын
Bert has a great ep on the early JRE eps. And it's odd to see back when Joe respected him lol. Plus they mention that Daniel Tosh was biggest comedian and had 6mil Twitter followers and K Hart was just starting to get a buzz...weird how things changed so much
@neoxyte5 ай бұрын
I've used meth to get off crack. Haha. Turns out, substitution isn't the way to go.
@drivendown845 ай бұрын
“Putting on an apron to seem like an organized guy” 🤣🤣🤣 … I’ve been there!! lol
@Rob_Mike_Litterst4 ай бұрын
word... everytime i'm cooking pies or a cake and am trying to avoid jacking the whole deal
@oZZy_WhItE3 ай бұрын
It's 330 at night and this guy is a fucking chef!!
@potterj093 ай бұрын
Jesse ... we need to cake.
@AmyJoSmith-of5vuАй бұрын
Hilarious 🎉
@thusoselebi1608Ай бұрын
I died 😂
@DNA_-dh2rs5 ай бұрын
" They don't care, as long as you pay them " 😂 😂 😂
@JacobRubioJunior6695 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣
@johnmcdaid79755 ай бұрын
Very true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@westcst2k75 ай бұрын
Easy day for the hooker
@toobsteak5 ай бұрын
No one does. Imagine having a contracted job, and you show up, and they hand you all the money agreed upon and say, "hey nevermind, here's the money."
@pHilL10085 ай бұрын
"yeah. so yeah, no i always paid but uhm.." 🤣
@edwardnigma40874 ай бұрын
“A coke rock fell out my nose and I looked up to the ceiling” is fucking crazy, I’m friggin dying!!!
@Gmail123ygfed3 ай бұрын
LMFAOOO
@chrisN7256Ай бұрын
Funniest shit ever lololol
@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527Ай бұрын
OMG IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
@villageofbastards.28 күн бұрын
Stops the rest falling out...
@gabe77635 ай бұрын
“Fuck I’m lonely” I felt that lol
@Billsbillsbillsbills5 ай бұрын
6:55
@WadeKessels5 ай бұрын
Word.
@InfoWarsTexas5 ай бұрын
It really hurts to reminisce about getting ass 😔
@jameshill84935 ай бұрын
Bruh I was that way too. I decided to actually make an effort to do better and try and be social and talk to people in real life. Got a girlfriend in 3 months
@rileyontheroad5 ай бұрын
@@jameshill8493as a black dude?
@Brando-UK5 ай бұрын
“I put one of my feet on each pedal because I didn’t want one of my feet making all the decisions” 😂😂😂😂😂
@scoopsf5 ай бұрын
Bruh that shit killed me 😂
@sdm123420024 ай бұрын
KILLED ME!
@internationalfix4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@nicolehecker32163 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@richardliller76793 ай бұрын
Just hoping my feet didn’t hit the pedal and start a new adventure for themselves 😁
@Mohow-fv2vq5 ай бұрын
Had a bad coke addiction 10 years ago was the worst time in my life but also the most adventurous.
@ZZ_Trop5 ай бұрын
I hear ya. I only did coke once... for three years straight 😂.
@henrique837475 ай бұрын
Kinda feel you. I was never an addicted, but when I used to do drugs, going to festivals, parties and other crazy shit… it was so much fun, my life is super stable now, which is good. But sometimes it feels boring lol
@Mohow-fv2vq5 ай бұрын
@@henrique83747 yeah sometimes I reminisce about the past. But yeah my life is much much better now. Boring but better
@stephenlamley5415 ай бұрын
Had a 15 year adventure injecting it the holy grail but it got really grim for me I hit the bottom and never want to go back. You want to know what power feels like me saying no to coke now makes me feel invincible. It really is the most powerful thing in the world controlling our ill desires.
@andybarrow54075 ай бұрын
It was a lot more exciting
@juangonzalez-gv7yo5 ай бұрын
Walking around with a 🕯️ and 🪞 had my dying😂
@drvgdeala5 ай бұрын
LMAO ME TO
@Grinderflow4 ай бұрын
Me*
@TJMoyer-z8xАй бұрын
Funny thing is, i completely understand the logic behind that insanity. Cocaine is a hell of a drug 😂😂
@stevegon3315 ай бұрын
“Getting high and not getting anywhere.” 😅💯
@Bellaa45785 ай бұрын
This lol. I don’t do drugs but it’s like what do you really get after?
@riccardomacedo28984 ай бұрын
True wisdom!
@nemsimic4 ай бұрын
This is always the final stage
@DaveSstationАй бұрын
For the kids
@kalebanth8323Ай бұрын
@@Bellaa4578Ah well I don’t think ppl use drugs as an investment or expect to get something out of it afterwards (besides a hangover) or unless you’re using something like a steroid as an investment to get muscles. But It’s real simple, while you’re on the drug it makes you feel something enjoyable (to most people). Drugs excite the parts of the brain that make you feel good. But after you take a drug for a while, the feel-good parts of your brain get used to it. Then you need to take more of the drug to get the same good feeling. Soon, your brain and body must have the drug just to feel normal. 🤷♂️
@marlisamorgan25 ай бұрын
Joey: "I f'ing OD'd on valium." Theo: "really? You could OD on the sunset there, it's beautiful area." Love these guys! They're crazy as hell!! 🤣😂😅
@jetpark37435 ай бұрын
Only people like that can do it, not normal people
@longgreasy15955 ай бұрын
Beaumont is actually a total shithole.
@YouArentSlick5 ай бұрын
Joey looks healthy af
@JO-ee5dy5 ай бұрын
Nah that’s just Ozempic🤣
@user-ep3bb9fk6n5 ай бұрын
For a 60 year old that looks 80, yeah he looks great
@TheMorbidgoat5 ай бұрын
Healthier than before* his body betrays his past depravity
@bhew74095 ай бұрын
I mean... He looks good for Joey? 😅
@saml86245 ай бұрын
Gone from looking 60 to 40. Great stuff to see man
@MuzTho3 ай бұрын
high on coke? "no i had an half ounce for later incase she didnt wanna go home with me" lmao what a legend that hit home lmao
@billiebleach78895 ай бұрын
In the eighties you could smoke on an airplane (here in Europe), as soon as the thing was up in the air you could go to the bar and drink cocktails till you were told you had to get back to your seat for landing. And you just stooped back to the first seat that was free, got in it and waited to touch down and stumbled to the airport bar, drink on and fall asleep on a toilet. Golden years
@zachinthehat15 ай бұрын
That sounds fucking awesome
@xDre4Real5 ай бұрын
you could do that in the states too in the 80s.
@RawOlympia4 ай бұрын
The little ashtrays in the seats! And drinks before landing wile circling!
@RawOlympia4 ай бұрын
@@zachinthehat1 time machine time for sure ~~
@hensonlaura4 ай бұрын
Flying stand-by once, I was asked to leave first class for business class, because I was wearing jeans, & as a thank you, the hostess gave me a bottle of champagne. I was 14.
@anthonybryant7390Ай бұрын
Joey Diaz needs a self read audio book of all his best stories. The man is a legend!!!
@danfroАй бұрын
He has exactly that.
@horseclock64545 ай бұрын
Theo and Joey are both right, as a fan of both I can say probably most all of us appreciate how candid you both speak on topics others would consider taboo, that takes a lot of balls, especially when you're both in a position to lose so much, you got my respect.
@NotSoLiberal4 ай бұрын
You're a fan of a drug addict who blackmailed female comedians to perform sexual acts on him and got others into addiction ?
@QuietDriver975 ай бұрын
The way Joey's eyes lit up on that "Really?" is so genuinely warm.
@nooneofimportantconsequenc50315 ай бұрын
Right? Lol it was so wholesome 😊
@mikem43145 ай бұрын
put a huge smile on my face
@SamNLanger5 ай бұрын
Bru that bit about steam coming off Joey at the airport had me rollin' at 5:00
@rukus95855 ай бұрын
me too, brew.
@Will_uziii5 ай бұрын
😂 naw fr cus that body temp be 2X hotter and head be on fire especially after 3 days
@s.k.mcduffie64755 ай бұрын
Yesssssir lol memories
@nicolehecker32163 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!!!!
@John.ChristopherАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@Spunky0725 ай бұрын
It’s a miracle that you guys survived and are sitting across from one another telling these stories!🤦♀️😝💯🙏🏻
@NotSoLiberal4 ай бұрын
A miracle for them. A curse for humanity
@chuckg81384 ай бұрын
Idk why us addicts survive in general. Gotta be a punishment for past lives karma
@davidelizondo3970Ай бұрын
@@chuckg8138a lot of us die
@MiichaelHarteАй бұрын
Iv done things like joey iv lost both my parents iv been shot 5 times we hav all took coke but I can't stop smoking I would lv to get joey I'm from Belfast Ireland hookers over here are dirt birds😂
@MiichaelHarteАй бұрын
@@chuckg8138 I'm like at bro every day thinking about drugs but there home rekers
@CarlMiller-ql2wz5 ай бұрын
"8 more weeks of 8ball" 😂😂😂😂
@snakeboy188Ай бұрын
That "really 😊" at 10:52 was so sweet
@deelite194 ай бұрын
“Nowadays you just sit on a plane like a commie” hahahaha coco killing me
@escher32094 ай бұрын
When Joey tells storys, I can close my eyes and see my whole childhood. Both my parents came from Cuba in the 60s and lived in Spanish Harlem. They were a few years older than Joey....so the stories are so relatable...the era. My father spent alot of time hustling in pool halls in his youth. Bendiciones Joey
@ericfeldsott-nq8pk5 ай бұрын
This is absolute gold- I was literally crying laughing . Joey Diaz and Theo von exchanging cocaine stories had me in tears laughing 😂.
@ChrisLimitless5 ай бұрын
The Way Joey says “really?” At 10:51 😊 He would be the best uncle.
@donaldmcleod84605 ай бұрын
That “really” from Joey after Theo saying he looked after that lady for a day and a half was pure hearted as you can get!!I had a huge smile after watching that 🙈❤️😂
@no_prisoners64744 ай бұрын
He was high with that lady. I don’t see the purity there
@donaldmcleod84604 ай бұрын
@@no_prisoners6474he still looked after her for a day and a half regardless it was good hearted and i was actually saying the “really?” from Joey was a pure hearted “really?”
@no_prisoners64744 ай бұрын
@@donaldmcleod8460 a ‘really’ from Joey is just not the standard hey
@no_prisoners64744 ай бұрын
@@donaldmcleod8460 Joey and Rogan laughed really hard as Joey was saying how he used to make the women at comedy restaurants do stuff.
@donaldmcleod84604 ай бұрын
@@no_prisoners6474For sure Joey wasn’t a saint far from it but he’s not that guy today bud it was just a nice way he said that in my opinion ✌🏼
@amigodelamigo5 ай бұрын
I remember my coke days,tripping over about where the bag is, when it’s in your pocket the entire time.
@jyellowhammer5 ай бұрын
lol! Shit, I alway knew where my bag was. When I started to trip was when it tooted it all and there was nothing but tumble weeds. LOFL!
@DonRoccoRicardo5 ай бұрын
Theo might be the most unique comic ever. His ability to find the joke is incredible. Same with Mark Normand.
@ChukG-c7l5 ай бұрын
Mark Normand is insufferable. Sorry bro.
@Pedant_Patrol5 ай бұрын
You undermined your whole comment with the last sentence, lol.
@xana70785 ай бұрын
She was telling Von to eff ' her dog... 😂😂😂
@ashleybanks-wm4cg5 ай бұрын
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ns1ht505 ай бұрын
8 more weeks of 8ball!!😂😂😂
@rubenbustillos24545 ай бұрын
Lmao
@drvgdeala5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mister_8tee75 ай бұрын
An 8ball a day keeps the Slumber away 😂
@davidvenesky90534 ай бұрын
The new way of quitting smoking. Just buy an 8 ball. LMAO 🤣
@rodeleon28755 ай бұрын
i got a million stories like this but mine all occurred 35-40 years ago. i tell people these stories and they look at me sideways and think i am full of shit but they are 100% true.
@slapskate5 ай бұрын
Truth is usually stranger than fiction 😉
@ashleybanks-wm4cg5 ай бұрын
That's why I stopped arguing with ppl that say Joey makes this stuff up It's no way and with the ease and amount of details he gives you can tell he doesnt embellish and all this stuff happened
@grigori77792 ай бұрын
How's everyone feeling now?
@soulynn2095Ай бұрын
Its a conpletely different world now a days it sounds like
@davidelizondo3970Ай бұрын
Yea bc theyre lookin at it from a none junkie point of view
@Chris-of6xmАй бұрын
" I would negotiate with hookers because I'm broke, I mean I'm not price gouging but I would negotiate". Dying haha
@adamisaac46855 ай бұрын
JD is the mutha funkin OG!! Doin rails on the airplane dinner tray with a blanket over your head is straight gangsta!!!
@LornaMusial2 ай бұрын
Stuck in a basement wif a 16 yr old girl in the dark I bet she never shut up the whole time ! 😅😅😅😅
@_UncleBo_5 ай бұрын
LMAO uncle Joey never disappoints man I swear
@kerbygator5 ай бұрын
I could never be as honest as these two nuts. lol 😂
@umberto4884 ай бұрын
I think they are lying much of the time, tbf
@anton05294 ай бұрын
@@umberto488 crazy thing is Joey isnt lying at all. I didnt believe him at first either
@umberto4884 ай бұрын
@@anton0529 he is definitely lying much of the time. What convinced you otherwise?
@WM-tz1cm3 ай бұрын
They ain’t lying, drug addicts get wild stay sober die a lemon
@SaintPhinehas2 күн бұрын
@@umberto488 yeah they just make up stories on the spot ?
@xk18008 күн бұрын
Watching Joey Diaz and Theo Von interact is like having your crazy uncle and weird out of state cousin from different sides of the family meet at a cookout
@SamNLanger5 ай бұрын
This is TREMENDOUS
@_Brent330112 күн бұрын
I love how Joey's comfortability and his authenticity has led him to make great jokes beside great comedians..
@dukeofdevolution65185 ай бұрын
16:18 "WOW" Bruh that had me dying
@brudi365 ай бұрын
lmaoo i was looking for this comment, i was sure i’m not the only one who watched the „wow“ scene at least five times 😂 fucking hilarious
@younghumma23234 ай бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂😂 I was rolling
@el_massperro7144 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@HardWork_23424 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Notypls1015 ай бұрын
“You can od on the sunsets there it’s a beautiful area” this is the type of positive thinking I need to make myself do
@4thlord5 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz feels like an Italian Charles Bukowski to me lmao 😂
@brandonobrien72395 ай бұрын
Other than the fact that he's Cuban, I think you nailed it.
@Bellaa45785 ай бұрын
Omg 😂 you’re right!
@brando72664 ай бұрын
Without the gravitas,
@notadamcrosby5 ай бұрын
i was a driver for an escort... these stories are so common its insane...
@juanitomartinez42794 ай бұрын
dawg you were a pimp!
@notadamcrosby4 ай бұрын
@@juanitomartinez4279 naw. we both worked for a madam that we never met. she ran the online ads. we ran the logisitics.
@figurefiguras41044 ай бұрын
@@juanitomartinez4279 lmaoo
@coldcrush95 ай бұрын
I don't think Theo understands the level of drugs that Joey Diaz did
@jyellowhammer5 ай бұрын
He is clueless. Theo is a pretender, Joey is a contender.
@kevinmurphy5878Ай бұрын
Nah Theo was a normal coke head, joey is just in a class by himself@@jyellowhammer
@Lillia-nu2xt5 ай бұрын
Your videos are so chill, always brightens my day
@mrjusthowya19584 ай бұрын
“Fuck I’m lonely” 💀💀😆😆 Theo gets me every time lol
@user-bf5vi6yg8n5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the honesty Theo! Everybody thinks they’re weird but it turns out everybody has their things. Insecurities, vices, skills
@opaccessoriesАй бұрын
8 more weeks of 8 ball. Classic under appreciated Theo!
@chasegordon21205 ай бұрын
Drugs. Lord help us all. It’s amazing any of us live through it
@jyellowhammer5 ай бұрын
No shit bro, I think back on how hard me and my Podnuh’s used to roll and there is no way I could even think about doing that these days. Good times.
@nodaysback15 ай бұрын
I choked on a pretzle and pissed in my shorts and still cudn't stop laughing.. 😂wtfff!
@skullrose89854 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tdedition22193 ай бұрын
this interview cant get more Pisces energyy in itt😂😂😂
@expendable4h0025 ай бұрын
“Getting high and not getting anywhere.” - Facts
@Helsingborgare902 ай бұрын
How Joey is stil alive is one of earths biggest mysterium. The storys is neverending 😂
@NicholasPierce-k6o4 ай бұрын
"They don't care, long as you pay them" 😭😭
@RBrian-j9xАй бұрын
Theo,Is a good person at heart. I mean think about it. You are a caring human when you take a couple days out of your life to look after someone you don't know .
@joshuafriesen4436Ай бұрын
“That’s how I quit smokin cigarettes, I bought an eight ball and no cigarettes to go” ~ Joey Diaz
@Kamopanda5 ай бұрын
That first story was wild about handing the prostitute money through the door several times a night.
@DerDudelino5 ай бұрын
Never gotten into the Escort game. Is the sex so much better? I've always been the guy that goes down the elevator in a hotel, sits next to a hot girl a the hotel bar or some other bar, talks to her for an hour or so and bangs her the whole night, because you gotta enjoy life dude :D But I've also never gotten into cocaine, not my game. Lots of alcohol - bring it on Baby. But drugs, I always chickened out without folks knowing :O)
@Certified_Art_Teacher4 ай бұрын
“Wow!” (Continues watching basketball) That took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@bronco4life5 ай бұрын
Fricken Joey Diaz comes up with the wildest stories,, LMAO,,.
@jjcross3280Ай бұрын
I have over 20 years clean, the day that I couldn’t get fucked up and I could get clean is when I started getting better. Addiction, any addiction will chew you up and make you wish you were dead. But if during your addiction career you don’t occasionally think of a story that makes you laugh until you cry then you got screwed.
@danielcarr61705 ай бұрын
Why was the chick's voice joey impersonated the same damn voice he uses when he's telling stories about lee 🤣🤣🤣 omfg that's so great lol.
@ashleybanks-wm4cg5 ай бұрын
Noticed that too 😂😂😂😂
@gilbertocarrasquillo474213 күн бұрын
Goated interview 😂
@D-Fens_16325 ай бұрын
Just earlier I was shaking my head thinking about a guy I met in the drug underworld and some of the situations you find yourself in with those people. Stranger than fiction.
@jyellowhammer5 ай бұрын
Can’t make that kind of shit up!! Lol
@nimrodseth11 күн бұрын
Man the “two feet on the pedals” had me rolling. Good stuff.
@Scorpiobw5 ай бұрын
Uncle Joey locking slim and trim.
@DMort225 ай бұрын
Like a docta
@GeorgiaGrowGuy4 ай бұрын
I used to carry an alarm clock in my car back then. I never knew where i would end, but i knew if i missed work, i could not afford to do it all over again.
@hipsonsogbo24 күн бұрын
Joey is one of the best story tellers you’ll ever hear from
@Rosco_14 ай бұрын
johnny look at this ..(WOW!!!!)😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Green_Gold5 ай бұрын
I was too nervous to let one of my feet make all the decisions is the most Theo thing ever
@survivethis1wow5 ай бұрын
8 more weeks of 8ball LMFAOOOOO that groundhog day joke was hillarious
@ericgreen65405 ай бұрын
Joey kills no matter where he is 🤣🤣😂
@rossow885 ай бұрын
Can't have times like that now, everybody has a high quality camera in their pocket and the means to share videos immediately.
@SpacePope4205 ай бұрын
Fine by me. Upload me pounding you out bitch i aint shy.
@niks96525 ай бұрын
You still can not give a fuck
@Roosters-rants19775 ай бұрын
Yup. I'm so glad I was a maniac junky before the internet and cellphones got big. I'd hate to have my stuff on video
@Soloflavor5 ай бұрын
youd be surprised
@Mike-cs1ft22 күн бұрын
I love listening to these two and their wild stories 😂
@Domn8793 ай бұрын
13:20 I think many of us feel this way. Baffled that we are still alive/still whole and not in jail considering all the wreckless sh1t we did when younger. We all know people who had less luck.
@EleganX6273 күн бұрын
10:44 “ yeah i always paid “ bro what😅😂😂😂
@InfoWarsTexas5 ай бұрын
Theo amazing stuff! Two legends!
@maggiemccoy4169Ай бұрын
Putting on an apron is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I like to hear when guys are really honest 😂
@tendraftsdeep2 ай бұрын
Flatulence around 3:17 a couple times 😂
@Jonosk8severythingАй бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@datboirb23 күн бұрын
Ew bra
@Oliversfields7650Ай бұрын
I could sit and listen to every one of joes coke stories! Never disappoints
@SteelyDanimal5 ай бұрын
I’m only 44 but I totally got the Jethro Tull joke. That was my first concert as a kid.
@gil-evens5 ай бұрын
"That's how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an eight ball" Joey's built different
@spiraloonable5 ай бұрын
Another fucking priceless duo, I adore to watch. Thanks for being you guys. You are fucking awesome 💜💪🤣
@FJB_2024TRUMP2 ай бұрын
Damn!!! Thank you for taking me out of REALITY of life over here for 20 mins!!!! I was reminiscing on all the crazy shit I did when I was younger. I definitely have some stories.
@chrissilva45003 ай бұрын
Woman of the night 😂 😂 😂
@idontedit73755 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz is a walking advertisement for CPAPs 😂
@CantStop-lp4xs4 ай бұрын
“I kept touching Her Butt but she just kept moving my Hand n pointing at this Puppy”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FabianJimenez-ru7qiАй бұрын
The Johnny read story 🤣🤣🤣😭
@bringuptheWolfsHead5 ай бұрын
fellas, I've gotta do a little time starting Wednesday morning...when I say a little, I do mean a little....a few weeks in county...thing is I'm around Theo's age and I haven't been in trouble since the early oughts....it's more annoying & maddening than anything else but thank you...this has helped me....
@stickd34th5 ай бұрын
Stay strong bud, you'll be out in no time
@nataliaalfonso26625 ай бұрын
What did you do?
@jyellowhammer5 ай бұрын
Focus on nothing but positive shit while you’re in there. Read some books. Make the most out of your stay!
@ledflaplin20015 ай бұрын
Pull on your taffy in the shower everyday. Assert dominance
@bringuptheWolfsHead4 ай бұрын
sup brosefs... I'm back from my recent nightmare and started breathing fresh air in freedom once again....if I told you guys the reasons why I had to do these past 30 days, well, I wouldn't be surprised if after hearing my story not one of you guys would believe how and why I was made to cop a plea instead of risking way more time away considering how NASSAU COUNTY has a 97% conviction rate when going against them in a fuckin trial... appreciate the vibes and well wishes.... nothing as gorgeous as being able to do little things we usually take for granted
@anthonyobrien156014 күн бұрын
Love to have a beer with Joey , listen to him for hours.
@carolinehayward66945 ай бұрын
🦉 I remember being so lonely years ago I phoned a prostitute out the phone book and asked if there were any male ones , she said yes after a long pause , three hours later( of pure waiting in terror , )he appeared , looked like a smaller version of my uncle so I paid him £175 for the hour, back then that wasn’t cheap and ended up only talking for 2 hours and sent him on his way , thinking back I’m sure it was her man , loneliness, sad songs and booze can make you do strange shit. 🤦♀️ never again. 😊 ✌️
@RedEyes_955 ай бұрын
real 🫂
@ledflaplin20015 ай бұрын
Did you put sexy underwear on before he got there?
@AaronBr00mfie7d4 ай бұрын
That's some real talk. I never imagine women would seek out and pay for confort, like men often do.
@ledflaplin20014 ай бұрын
@@carolinehayward6694 what would you have done if he pulled out his giant dong?
@ledflaplin20014 ай бұрын
@@carolinehayward6694 what if pulled out his huge member ready to shag?
@dianaaguilera4752Ай бұрын
Pray and hope my feet don't start their own adventure 😂im dying hahahahaha💀
@Caminadofuego5 ай бұрын
It’s 3:30 and this guys a f chef 🤣🤣🤣
@jeromehansen396927 күн бұрын
It’s been at least 35 years since coke. My stomach was turning listening to this. Lol
@johndrake34725 ай бұрын
I grew up in the 80s and 90s - It was a different world - a better world.
@skullrose89854 ай бұрын
It certainly was a lot more laid back as well.. I live in England & I'm so glad I had my kids when I did..life has changed a lot, don't get me wrong there are a few positives but still,I was born 1976.. People were different,I feel sad now 🤣🤣 think I'm going to have to watch another one of these.. Have a great day & take care 🤘☮️🤘☮️
@johndrake34724 ай бұрын
@@skullrose8985 No doubt about it.
@erokbrewmeister92314 ай бұрын
This was the funniest vid I have seen in a LONG time ! JD you da man !
@PFCBOB561Ай бұрын
9:34 LMFAO man I love Theo
@SeñorSandalia18 күн бұрын
XDDD. Killed me!
@kenzyoungb7 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DonnieXz5 ай бұрын
I would pay to watch a hundred seasons of a series about Theo, joey and Joe Rogan histories. LMFAO 😂
@iambs115 ай бұрын
100%
@ResilienceIsTheOnlyWay17 күн бұрын
Joey and Theo are definitely the crackhead uncle and nephew, that connects over drug use and funny stories 😂❤
@MikeStivicATS5 ай бұрын
This is the closest thing ive heard to OLD SCHOOL stern ive heard in a long time. This sounds like something me and my buddies would listen to in the truck on the way to work and laugh our asses off the entire ride.. Ty 😊