Theo Von and Joey Diaz Talk Partying, Escorts, and Close Calls

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Theo Von Clips

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@cagriyuksel6448
@cagriyuksel6448 5 ай бұрын
“Thats how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an 8 Ball” is the most Joey phrase ever
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia 4 ай бұрын
😅🤣😂
@goktug4618
@goktug4618 4 ай бұрын
Bunu anca Joey söylerdi zaten 😂
@jarmangill5911
@jarmangill5911 2 ай бұрын
What is 8 ball ?
@peterholland6518
@peterholland6518 2 ай бұрын
@@jarmangill59113.5 grams of cocaine
@Fastgasbal
@Fastgasbal Ай бұрын
​cocaine
@RatedSupreme
@RatedSupreme 2 ай бұрын
Grand theft auto 6 should have Von and Joey in the radio station in the game. Just talking about random shit and wild stories 😂
@thokucheetah
@thokucheetah Ай бұрын
YESSS ROCKSTAR please make this happen!
@yankquinn9992
@yankquinn9992 Ай бұрын
I wouldn't get too hyped for gta 6... its gonna be some woke bullshit
@TopShagger999
@TopShagger999 Ай бұрын
Not even woke, just shit.​@@yankquinn9992
@pleaseunshadowbanme
@pleaseunshadowbanme Ай бұрын
@@yankquinn9992 im excited to see the big let down, the hype is way too high. No way in hell it delivers.
@daniellowery5942
@daniellowery5942 Ай бұрын
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
@822737292
@822737292 5 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz has to be the only man alive to use an 8 ball of coke, in order to quit smoking cigarettes 😂 legend
@mikoajchmielinski8552
@mikoajchmielinski8552 5 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyo that reminded me of smth. Im a Joey fanatic so i’ll give you guys a great one - Church of What’s Happening Now podcast episode 285 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, whole episode is great, it’s one of my favourite, but the part about him smoking cigs at the concert (i think that story begins somewhere round 18:00-20:00 minute mark) is absolutely bonkers😂
@drvgdeala
@drvgdeala 5 ай бұрын
id be smoking so many iif i was on coke
@FoolintheRainSDMF
@FoolintheRainSDMF 5 ай бұрын
Same! Quit smokin cigarettes on coke?! No I wanted a fuckin carton of cigarettes to go with my 8balls lol 😂 ​@@drvgdeala
@tobe1207
@tobe1207 5 ай бұрын
Bert has a great ep on the early JRE eps. And it's odd to see back when Joe respected him lol. Plus they mention that Daniel Tosh was biggest comedian and had 6mil Twitter followers and K Hart was just starting to get a buzz...weird how things changed so much
@neoxyte
@neoxyte 5 ай бұрын
I've used meth to get off crack. Haha. Turns out, substitution isn't the way to go.
@drivendown84
@drivendown84 5 ай бұрын
“Putting on an apron to seem like an organized guy” 🤣🤣🤣 … I’ve been there!! lol
@Rob_Mike_Litterst
@Rob_Mike_Litterst 4 ай бұрын
word... everytime i'm cooking pies or a cake and am trying to avoid jacking the whole deal
@oZZy_WhItE
@oZZy_WhItE 3 ай бұрын
It's 330 at night and this guy is a fucking chef!!
@potterj09
@potterj09 3 ай бұрын
Jesse ... we need to cake.
@AmyJoSmith-of5vu
@AmyJoSmith-of5vu Ай бұрын
Hilarious 🎉
@thusoselebi1608
@thusoselebi1608 Ай бұрын
I died 😂
@DNA_-dh2rs
@DNA_-dh2rs 5 ай бұрын
" They don't care, as long as you pay them " 😂 😂 😂
@JacobRubioJunior669
@JacobRubioJunior669 5 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣
@johnmcdaid7975
@johnmcdaid7975 5 ай бұрын
Very true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@westcst2k7
@westcst2k7 5 ай бұрын
Easy day for the hooker
@toobsteak
@toobsteak 5 ай бұрын
No one does. Imagine having a contracted job, and you show up, and they hand you all the money agreed upon and say, "hey nevermind, here's the money."
@pHilL1008
@pHilL1008 5 ай бұрын
"yeah. so yeah, no i always paid but uhm.." 🤣
@edwardnigma4087
@edwardnigma4087 4 ай бұрын
“A coke rock fell out my nose and I looked up to the ceiling” is fucking crazy, I’m friggin dying!!!
@Gmail123ygfed
@Gmail123ygfed 3 ай бұрын
LMFAOOO
@chrisN7256
@chrisN7256 Ай бұрын
Funniest shit ever lololol
@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527
@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527 Ай бұрын
OMG IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
@villageofbastards.
@villageofbastards. 28 күн бұрын
Stops the rest falling out...
@gabe7763
@gabe7763 5 ай бұрын
“Fuck I’m lonely” I felt that lol
@Billsbillsbillsbills
@Billsbillsbillsbills 5 ай бұрын
6:55
@WadeKessels
@WadeKessels 5 ай бұрын
Word.
@InfoWarsTexas
@InfoWarsTexas 5 ай бұрын
It really hurts to reminisce about getting ass 😔
@jameshill8493
@jameshill8493 5 ай бұрын
Bruh I was that way too. I decided to actually make an effort to do better and try and be social and talk to people in real life. Got a girlfriend in 3 months
@rileyontheroad
@rileyontheroad 5 ай бұрын
@@jameshill8493as a black dude?
@Brando-UK
@Brando-UK 5 ай бұрын
“I put one of my feet on each pedal because I didn’t want one of my feet making all the decisions” 😂😂😂😂😂
@scoopsf
@scoopsf 5 ай бұрын
Bruh that shit killed me 😂
@sdm12342002
@sdm12342002 4 ай бұрын
KILLED ME!
@internationalfix
@internationalfix 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@nicolehecker3216
@nicolehecker3216 3 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@richardliller7679
@richardliller7679 3 ай бұрын
Just hoping my feet didn’t hit the pedal and start a new adventure for themselves 😁
@Mohow-fv2vq
@Mohow-fv2vq 5 ай бұрын
Had a bad coke addiction 10 years ago was the worst time in my life but also the most adventurous.
@ZZ_Trop
@ZZ_Trop 5 ай бұрын
I hear ya. I only did coke once... for three years straight 😂.
@henrique83747
@henrique83747 5 ай бұрын
Kinda feel you. I was never an addicted, but when I used to do drugs, going to festivals, parties and other crazy shit… it was so much fun, my life is super stable now, which is good. But sometimes it feels boring lol
@Mohow-fv2vq
@Mohow-fv2vq 5 ай бұрын
@@henrique83747 yeah sometimes I reminisce about the past. But yeah my life is much much better now. Boring but better
@stephenlamley541
@stephenlamley541 5 ай бұрын
Had a 15 year adventure injecting it the holy grail but it got really grim for me I hit the bottom and never want to go back. You want to know what power feels like me saying no to coke now makes me feel invincible. It really is the most powerful thing in the world controlling our ill desires.
@andybarrow5407
@andybarrow5407 5 ай бұрын
It was a lot more exciting
@juangonzalez-gv7yo
@juangonzalez-gv7yo 5 ай бұрын
Walking around with a 🕯️ and 🪞 had my dying😂
@drvgdeala
@drvgdeala 5 ай бұрын
LMAO ME TO
@Grinderflow
@Grinderflow 4 ай бұрын
Me*
@TJMoyer-z8x
@TJMoyer-z8x Ай бұрын
Funny thing is, i completely understand the logic behind that insanity. Cocaine is a hell of a drug 😂😂
@stevegon331
@stevegon331 5 ай бұрын
“Getting high and not getting anywhere.” 😅💯
@Bellaa4578
@Bellaa4578 5 ай бұрын
This lol. I don’t do drugs but it’s like what do you really get after?
@riccardomacedo2898
@riccardomacedo2898 4 ай бұрын
True wisdom!
@nemsimic
@nemsimic 4 ай бұрын
This is always the final stage
@DaveSstation
@DaveSstation Ай бұрын
For the kids
@kalebanth8323
@kalebanth8323 Ай бұрын
@@Bellaa4578​​⁠​​⁠​​⁠Ah well I don’t think ppl use drugs as an investment or expect to get something out of it afterwards (besides a hangover) or unless you’re using something like a steroid as an investment to get muscles. But It’s real simple, while you’re on the drug it makes you feel something enjoyable (to most people). Drugs excite the parts of the brain that make you feel good. But after you take a drug for a while, the feel-good parts of your brain get used to it. Then you need to take more of the drug to get the same good feeling. Soon, your brain and body must have the drug just to feel normal. 🤷‍♂️
@marlisamorgan2
@marlisamorgan2 5 ай бұрын
Joey: "I f'ing OD'd on valium." Theo: "really? You could OD on the sunset there, it's beautiful area." Love these guys! They're crazy as hell!! 🤣😂😅
@jetpark3743
@jetpark3743 5 ай бұрын
Only people like that can do it, not normal people
@longgreasy1595
@longgreasy1595 5 ай бұрын
Beaumont is actually a total shithole.
@YouArentSlick
@YouArentSlick 5 ай бұрын
Joey looks healthy af
@JO-ee5dy
@JO-ee5dy 5 ай бұрын
Nah that’s just Ozempic🤣
@user-ep3bb9fk6n
@user-ep3bb9fk6n 5 ай бұрын
For a 60 year old that looks 80, yeah he looks great
@TheMorbidgoat
@TheMorbidgoat 5 ай бұрын
Healthier than before* his body betrays his past depravity
@bhew7409
@bhew7409 5 ай бұрын
I mean... He looks good for Joey? 😅
@saml8624
@saml8624 5 ай бұрын
Gone from looking 60 to 40. Great stuff to see man
@MuzTho
@MuzTho 3 ай бұрын
high on coke? "no i had an half ounce for later incase she didnt wanna go home with me" lmao what a legend that hit home lmao
@billiebleach7889
@billiebleach7889 5 ай бұрын
In the eighties you could smoke on an airplane (here in Europe), as soon as the thing was up in the air you could go to the bar and drink cocktails till you were told you had to get back to your seat for landing. And you just stooped back to the first seat that was free, got in it and waited to touch down and stumbled to the airport bar, drink on and fall asleep on a toilet. Golden years
@zachinthehat1
@zachinthehat1 5 ай бұрын
That sounds fucking awesome
@xDre4Real
@xDre4Real 5 ай бұрын
you could do that in the states too in the 80s.
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia 4 ай бұрын
The little ashtrays in the seats! And drinks before landing wile circling!
@RawOlympia
@RawOlympia 4 ай бұрын
@@zachinthehat1 time machine time for sure ~~
@hensonlaura
@hensonlaura 4 ай бұрын
Flying stand-by once, I was asked to leave first class for business class, because I was wearing jeans, & as a thank you, the hostess gave me a bottle of champagne. I was 14.
@anthonybryant7390
@anthonybryant7390 Ай бұрын
Joey Diaz needs a self read audio book of all his best stories. The man is a legend!!!
@danfro
@danfro Ай бұрын
He has exactly that.
@horseclock6454
@horseclock6454 5 ай бұрын
Theo and Joey are both right, as a fan of both I can say probably most all of us appreciate how candid you both speak on topics others would consider taboo, that takes a lot of balls, especially when you're both in a position to lose so much, you got my respect.
@NotSoLiberal
@NotSoLiberal 4 ай бұрын
You're a fan of a drug addict who blackmailed female comedians to perform sexual acts on him and got others into addiction ?
@QuietDriver97
@QuietDriver97 5 ай бұрын
The way Joey's eyes lit up on that "Really?" is so genuinely warm.
@nooneofimportantconsequenc5031
@nooneofimportantconsequenc5031 5 ай бұрын
Right? Lol it was so wholesome 😊
@mikem4314
@mikem4314 5 ай бұрын
put a huge smile on my face
@SamNLanger
@SamNLanger 5 ай бұрын
Bru that bit about steam coming off Joey at the airport had me rollin' at 5:00
@rukus9585
@rukus9585 5 ай бұрын
me too, brew.
@Will_uziii
@Will_uziii 5 ай бұрын
😂 naw fr cus that body temp be 2X hotter and head be on fire especially after 3 days
@s.k.mcduffie6475
@s.k.mcduffie6475 5 ай бұрын
Yesssssir lol memories
@nicolehecker3216
@nicolehecker3216 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!!!!
@John.Christopher
@John.Christopher Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Spunky072
@Spunky072 5 ай бұрын
It’s a miracle that you guys survived and are sitting across from one another telling these stories!🤦‍♀️😝💯🙏🏻
@NotSoLiberal
@NotSoLiberal 4 ай бұрын
A miracle for them. A curse for humanity
@chuckg8138
@chuckg8138 4 ай бұрын
Idk why us addicts survive in general. Gotta be a punishment for past lives karma
@davidelizondo3970
@davidelizondo3970 Ай бұрын
​@@chuckg8138a lot of us die
@MiichaelHarte
@MiichaelHarte Ай бұрын
Iv done things like joey iv lost both my parents iv been shot 5 times we hav all took coke but I can't stop smoking I would lv to get joey I'm from Belfast Ireland hookers over here are dirt birds😂
@MiichaelHarte
@MiichaelHarte Ай бұрын
​@@chuckg8138 I'm like at bro every day thinking about drugs but there home rekers
@CarlMiller-ql2wz
@CarlMiller-ql2wz 5 ай бұрын
"8 more weeks of 8ball" 😂😂😂😂
@snakeboy188
@snakeboy188 Ай бұрын
That "really 😊" at 10:52 was so sweet
@deelite19
@deelite19 4 ай бұрын
“Nowadays you just sit on a plane like a commie” hahahaha coco killing me
@escher3209
@escher3209 4 ай бұрын
When Joey tells storys, I can close my eyes and see my whole childhood. Both my parents came from Cuba in the 60s and lived in Spanish Harlem. They were a few years older than Joey....so the stories are so relatable...the era. My father spent alot of time hustling in pool halls in his youth. Bendiciones Joey
@ericfeldsott-nq8pk
@ericfeldsott-nq8pk 5 ай бұрын
This is absolute gold- I was literally crying laughing . Joey Diaz and Theo von exchanging cocaine stories had me in tears laughing 😂.
@ChrisLimitless
@ChrisLimitless 5 ай бұрын
The Way Joey says “really?” At 10:51 😊 He would be the best uncle.
@donaldmcleod8460
@donaldmcleod8460 5 ай бұрын
That “really” from Joey after Theo saying he looked after that lady for a day and a half was pure hearted as you can get!!I had a huge smile after watching that 🙈❤️😂
@no_prisoners6474
@no_prisoners6474 4 ай бұрын
He was high with that lady. I don’t see the purity there
@donaldmcleod8460
@donaldmcleod8460 4 ай бұрын
@@no_prisoners6474he still looked after her for a day and a half regardless it was good hearted and i was actually saying the “really?” from Joey was a pure hearted “really?”
@no_prisoners6474
@no_prisoners6474 4 ай бұрын
@@donaldmcleod8460 a ‘really’ from Joey is just not the standard hey
@no_prisoners6474
@no_prisoners6474 4 ай бұрын
@@donaldmcleod8460 Joey and Rogan laughed really hard as Joey was saying how he used to make the women at comedy restaurants do stuff.
@donaldmcleod8460
@donaldmcleod8460 4 ай бұрын
@@no_prisoners6474For sure Joey wasn’t a saint far from it but he’s not that guy today bud it was just a nice way he said that in my opinion ✌🏼
@amigodelamigo
@amigodelamigo 5 ай бұрын
I remember my coke days,tripping over about where the bag is, when it’s in your pocket the entire time.
@jyellowhammer
@jyellowhammer 5 ай бұрын
lol! Shit, I alway knew where my bag was. When I started to trip was when it tooted it all and there was nothing but tumble weeds. LOFL!
@DonRoccoRicardo
@DonRoccoRicardo 5 ай бұрын
Theo might be the most unique comic ever. His ability to find the joke is incredible. Same with Mark Normand.
@ChukG-c7l
@ChukG-c7l 5 ай бұрын
Mark Normand is insufferable. Sorry bro.
@Pedant_Patrol
@Pedant_Patrol 5 ай бұрын
You undermined your whole comment with the last sentence, lol.
@xana7078
@xana7078 5 ай бұрын
She was telling Von to eff ' her dog... 😂😂😂
@ashleybanks-wm4cg
@ashleybanks-wm4cg 5 ай бұрын
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ns1ht50
@Ns1ht50 5 ай бұрын
8 more weeks of 8ball!!😂😂😂
@rubenbustillos2454
@rubenbustillos2454 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@drvgdeala
@drvgdeala 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mister_8tee7
@Mister_8tee7 5 ай бұрын
An 8ball a day keeps the Slumber away 😂
@davidvenesky9053
@davidvenesky9053 4 ай бұрын
The new way of quitting smoking. Just buy an 8 ball. LMAO 🤣
@rodeleon2875
@rodeleon2875 5 ай бұрын
i got a million stories like this but mine all occurred 35-40 years ago. i tell people these stories and they look at me sideways and think i am full of shit but they are 100% true.
@slapskate
@slapskate 5 ай бұрын
Truth is usually stranger than fiction 😉
@ashleybanks-wm4cg
@ashleybanks-wm4cg 5 ай бұрын
That's why I stopped arguing with ppl that say Joey makes this stuff up It's no way and with the ease and amount of details he gives you can tell he doesnt embellish and all this stuff happened
@grigori7779
@grigori7779 2 ай бұрын
How's everyone feeling now?
@soulynn2095
@soulynn2095 Ай бұрын
Its a conpletely different world now a days it sounds like
@davidelizondo3970
@davidelizondo3970 Ай бұрын
Yea bc theyre lookin at it from a none junkie point of view
@Chris-of6xm
@Chris-of6xm Ай бұрын
" I would negotiate with hookers because I'm broke, I mean I'm not price gouging but I would negotiate". Dying haha
@adamisaac4685
@adamisaac4685 5 ай бұрын
JD is the mutha funkin OG!! Doin rails on the airplane dinner tray with a blanket over your head is straight gangsta!!!
@LornaMusial
@LornaMusial 2 ай бұрын
Stuck in a basement wif a 16 yr old girl in the dark I bet she never shut up the whole time ! 😅😅😅😅
@_UncleBo_
@_UncleBo_ 5 ай бұрын
LMAO uncle Joey never disappoints man I swear
@kerbygator
@kerbygator 5 ай бұрын
I could never be as honest as these two nuts. lol 😂
@umberto488
@umberto488 4 ай бұрын
I think they are lying much of the time, tbf
@anton0529
@anton0529 4 ай бұрын
@@umberto488 crazy thing is Joey isnt lying at all. I didnt believe him at first either
@umberto488
@umberto488 4 ай бұрын
@@anton0529 he is definitely lying much of the time. What convinced you otherwise?
@WM-tz1cm
@WM-tz1cm 3 ай бұрын
They ain’t lying, drug addicts get wild stay sober die a lemon
@SaintPhinehas
@SaintPhinehas 2 күн бұрын
@@umberto488 yeah they just make up stories on the spot ?
@xk1800
@xk1800 8 күн бұрын
Watching Joey Diaz and Theo Von interact is like having your crazy uncle and weird out of state cousin from different sides of the family meet at a cookout
@SamNLanger
@SamNLanger 5 ай бұрын
This is TREMENDOUS
@_Brent3301
@_Brent3301 12 күн бұрын
I love how Joey's comfortability and his authenticity has led him to make great jokes beside great comedians..
@dukeofdevolution6518
@dukeofdevolution6518 5 ай бұрын
16:18 "WOW" Bruh that had me dying
@brudi36
@brudi36 5 ай бұрын
lmaoo i was looking for this comment, i was sure i’m not the only one who watched the „wow“ scene at least five times 😂 fucking hilarious
@younghumma2323
@younghumma2323 4 ай бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂😂 I was rolling
@el_massperro714
@el_massperro714 4 ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@HardWork_2342
@HardWork_2342 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Notypls101
@Notypls101 5 ай бұрын
“You can od on the sunsets there it’s a beautiful area” this is the type of positive thinking I need to make myself do
@4thlord
@4thlord 5 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz feels like an Italian Charles Bukowski to me lmao 😂
@brandonobrien7239
@brandonobrien7239 5 ай бұрын
Other than the fact that he's Cuban, I think you nailed it.
@Bellaa4578
@Bellaa4578 5 ай бұрын
Omg 😂 you’re right!
@brando7266
@brando7266 4 ай бұрын
Without the gravitas,
@notadamcrosby
@notadamcrosby 5 ай бұрын
i was a driver for an escort... these stories are so common its insane...
@juanitomartinez4279
@juanitomartinez4279 4 ай бұрын
dawg you were a pimp!
@notadamcrosby
@notadamcrosby 4 ай бұрын
@@juanitomartinez4279 naw. we both worked for a madam that we never met. she ran the online ads. we ran the logisitics.
@figurefiguras4104
@figurefiguras4104 4 ай бұрын
​@@juanitomartinez4279 lmaoo
@coldcrush9
@coldcrush9 5 ай бұрын
I don't think Theo understands the level of drugs that Joey Diaz did
@jyellowhammer
@jyellowhammer 5 ай бұрын
He is clueless. Theo is a pretender, Joey is a contender.
@kevinmurphy5878
@kevinmurphy5878 Ай бұрын
Nah Theo was a normal coke head, joey is just in a class by himself​@@jyellowhammer
@Lillia-nu2xt
@Lillia-nu2xt 5 ай бұрын
Your videos are so chill, always brightens my day
@mrjusthowya1958
@mrjusthowya1958 4 ай бұрын
“Fuck I’m lonely” 💀💀😆😆 Theo gets me every time lol
@user-bf5vi6yg8n
@user-bf5vi6yg8n 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the honesty Theo! Everybody thinks they’re weird but it turns out everybody has their things. Insecurities, vices, skills
@opaccessories
@opaccessories Ай бұрын
8 more weeks of 8 ball. Classic under appreciated Theo!
@chasegordon2120
@chasegordon2120 5 ай бұрын
Drugs. Lord help us all. It’s amazing any of us live through it
@jyellowhammer
@jyellowhammer 5 ай бұрын
No shit bro, I think back on how hard me and my Podnuh’s used to roll and there is no way I could even think about doing that these days. Good times.
@nodaysback1
@nodaysback1 5 ай бұрын
I choked on a pretzle and pissed in my shorts and still cudn't stop laughing.. 😂wtfff!
@skullrose8985
@skullrose8985 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tdedition2219
@tdedition2219 3 ай бұрын
this interview cant get more Pisces energyy in itt😂😂😂
@expendable4h002
@expendable4h002 5 ай бұрын
“Getting high and not getting anywhere.” - Facts
@Helsingborgare90
@Helsingborgare90 2 ай бұрын
How Joey is stil alive is one of earths biggest mysterium. The storys is neverending 😂
@NicholasPierce-k6o
@NicholasPierce-k6o 4 ай бұрын
"They don't care, long as you pay them" 😭😭
@RBrian-j9x
@RBrian-j9x Ай бұрын
Theo,Is a good person at heart. I mean think about it. You are a caring human when you take a couple days out of your life to look after someone you don't know .
@joshuafriesen4436
@joshuafriesen4436 Ай бұрын
“That’s how I quit smokin cigarettes, I bought an eight ball and no cigarettes to go” ~ Joey Diaz
@Kamopanda
@Kamopanda 5 ай бұрын
That first story was wild about handing the prostitute money through the door several times a night.
@DerDudelino
@DerDudelino 5 ай бұрын
Never gotten into the Escort game. Is the sex so much better? I've always been the guy that goes down the elevator in a hotel, sits next to a hot girl a the hotel bar or some other bar, talks to her for an hour or so and bangs her the whole night, because you gotta enjoy life dude :D But I've also never gotten into cocaine, not my game. Lots of alcohol - bring it on Baby. But drugs, I always chickened out without folks knowing :O)
@Certified_Art_Teacher
@Certified_Art_Teacher 4 ай бұрын
“Wow!” (Continues watching basketball) That took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@bronco4life
@bronco4life 5 ай бұрын
Fricken Joey Diaz comes up with the wildest stories,, LMAO,,.
@jjcross3280
@jjcross3280 Ай бұрын
I have over 20 years clean, the day that I couldn’t get fucked up and I could get clean is when I started getting better. Addiction, any addiction will chew you up and make you wish you were dead. But if during your addiction career you don’t occasionally think of a story that makes you laugh until you cry then you got screwed.
@danielcarr6170
@danielcarr6170 5 ай бұрын
Why was the chick's voice joey impersonated the same damn voice he uses when he's telling stories about lee 🤣🤣🤣 omfg that's so great lol.
@ashleybanks-wm4cg
@ashleybanks-wm4cg 5 ай бұрын
Noticed that too 😂😂😂😂
@gilbertocarrasquillo4742
@gilbertocarrasquillo4742 13 күн бұрын
Goated interview 😂
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 5 ай бұрын
Just earlier I was shaking my head thinking about a guy I met in the drug underworld and some of the situations you find yourself in with those people. Stranger than fiction.
@jyellowhammer
@jyellowhammer 5 ай бұрын
Can’t make that kind of shit up!! Lol
@nimrodseth
@nimrodseth 11 күн бұрын
Man the “two feet on the pedals” had me rolling. Good stuff.
@Scorpiobw
@Scorpiobw 5 ай бұрын
Uncle Joey locking slim and trim.
@DMort22
@DMort22 5 ай бұрын
Like a docta
@GeorgiaGrowGuy
@GeorgiaGrowGuy 4 ай бұрын
I used to carry an alarm clock in my car back then. I never knew where i would end, but i knew if i missed work, i could not afford to do it all over again.
@hipsonsogbo
@hipsonsogbo 24 күн бұрын
Joey is one of the best story tellers you’ll ever hear from
@Rosco_1
@Rosco_1 4 ай бұрын
johnny look at this ..(WOW!!!!)😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Green_Gold
@Green_Gold 5 ай бұрын
I was too nervous to let one of my feet make all the decisions is the most Theo thing ever
@survivethis1wow
@survivethis1wow 5 ай бұрын
8 more weeks of 8ball LMFAOOOOO that groundhog day joke was hillarious
@ericgreen6540
@ericgreen6540 5 ай бұрын
Joey kills no matter where he is 🤣🤣😂
@rossow88
@rossow88 5 ай бұрын
Can't have times like that now, everybody has a high quality camera in their pocket and the means to share videos immediately.
@SpacePope420
@SpacePope420 5 ай бұрын
Fine by me. Upload me pounding you out bitch i aint shy.
@niks9652
@niks9652 5 ай бұрын
You still can not give a fuck
@Roosters-rants1977
@Roosters-rants1977 5 ай бұрын
Yup. I'm so glad I was a maniac junky before the internet and cellphones got big. I'd hate to have my stuff on video
@Soloflavor
@Soloflavor 5 ай бұрын
youd be surprised
@Mike-cs1ft
@Mike-cs1ft 22 күн бұрын
I love listening to these two and their wild stories 😂
@Domn879
@Domn879 3 ай бұрын
13:20 I think many of us feel this way. Baffled that we are still alive/still whole and not in jail considering all the wreckless sh1t we did when younger. We all know people who had less luck.
@EleganX627
@EleganX627 3 күн бұрын
10:44 “ yeah i always paid “ bro what😅😂😂😂
@InfoWarsTexas
@InfoWarsTexas 5 ай бұрын
Theo amazing stuff! Two legends!
@maggiemccoy4169
@maggiemccoy4169 Ай бұрын
Putting on an apron is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I like to hear when guys are really honest 😂
@tendraftsdeep
@tendraftsdeep 2 ай бұрын
Flatulence around 3:17 a couple times 😂
@Jonosk8severything
@Jonosk8severything Ай бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@datboirb
@datboirb 23 күн бұрын
Ew bra
@Oliversfields7650
@Oliversfields7650 Ай бұрын
I could sit and listen to every one of joes coke stories! Never disappoints
@SteelyDanimal
@SteelyDanimal 5 ай бұрын
I’m only 44 but I totally got the Jethro Tull joke. That was my first concert as a kid.
@gil-evens
@gil-evens 5 ай бұрын
"That's how I quit smoking cigarettes, I bought an eight ball" Joey's built different
@spiraloonable
@spiraloonable 5 ай бұрын
Another fucking priceless duo, I adore to watch. Thanks for being you guys. You are fucking awesome 💜💪🤣
@FJB_2024TRUMP
@FJB_2024TRUMP 2 ай бұрын
Damn!!! Thank you for taking me out of REALITY of life over here for 20 mins!!!! I was reminiscing on all the crazy shit I did when I was younger. I definitely have some stories.
@chrissilva4500
@chrissilva4500 3 ай бұрын
Woman of the night 😂 😂 😂
@idontedit7375
@idontedit7375 5 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz is a walking advertisement for CPAPs 😂
@CantStop-lp4xs
@CantStop-lp4xs 4 ай бұрын
“I kept touching Her Butt but she just kept moving my Hand n pointing at this Puppy”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FabianJimenez-ru7qi
@FabianJimenez-ru7qi Ай бұрын
The Johnny read story 🤣🤣🤣😭
@bringuptheWolfsHead
@bringuptheWolfsHead 5 ай бұрын
fellas, I've gotta do a little time starting Wednesday morning...when I say a little, I do mean a little....a few weeks in county...thing is I'm around Theo's age and I haven't been in trouble since the early oughts....it's more annoying & maddening than anything else but thank you...this has helped me....
@stickd34th
@stickd34th 5 ай бұрын
Stay strong bud, you'll be out in no time
@nataliaalfonso2662
@nataliaalfonso2662 5 ай бұрын
What did you do?
@jyellowhammer
@jyellowhammer 5 ай бұрын
Focus on nothing but positive shit while you’re in there. Read some books. Make the most out of your stay!
@ledflaplin2001
@ledflaplin2001 5 ай бұрын
Pull on your taffy in the shower everyday. Assert dominance
@bringuptheWolfsHead
@bringuptheWolfsHead 4 ай бұрын
sup brosefs... I'm back from my recent nightmare and started breathing fresh air in freedom once again....if I told you guys the reasons why I had to do these past 30 days, well, I wouldn't be surprised if after hearing my story not one of you guys would believe how and why I was made to cop a plea instead of risking way more time away considering how NASSAU COUNTY has a 97% conviction rate when going against them in a fuckin trial... appreciate the vibes and well wishes.... nothing as gorgeous as being able to do little things we usually take for granted
@anthonyobrien1560
@anthonyobrien1560 14 күн бұрын
Love to have a beer with Joey , listen to him for hours.
@carolinehayward6694
@carolinehayward6694 5 ай бұрын
🦉 I remember being so lonely years ago I phoned a prostitute out the phone book and asked if there were any male ones , she said yes after a long pause , three hours later( of pure waiting in terror , )he appeared , looked like a smaller version of my uncle so I paid him £175 for the hour, back then that wasn’t cheap and ended up only talking for 2 hours and sent him on his way , thinking back I’m sure it was her man , loneliness, sad songs and booze can make you do strange shit. 🤦‍♀️ never again. 😊 ✌️
@RedEyes_95
@RedEyes_95 5 ай бұрын
real 🫂
@ledflaplin2001
@ledflaplin2001 5 ай бұрын
Did you put sexy underwear on before he got there?
@AaronBr00mfie7d
@AaronBr00mfie7d 4 ай бұрын
That's some real talk. I never imagine women would seek out and pay for confort, like men often do.
@ledflaplin2001
@ledflaplin2001 4 ай бұрын
@@carolinehayward6694 what would you have done if he pulled out his giant dong?
@ledflaplin2001
@ledflaplin2001 4 ай бұрын
@@carolinehayward6694 what if pulled out his huge member ready to shag?
@dianaaguilera4752
@dianaaguilera4752 Ай бұрын
Pray and hope my feet don't start their own adventure 😂im dying hahahahaha💀
@Caminadofuego
@Caminadofuego 5 ай бұрын
It’s 3:30 and this guys a f chef 🤣🤣🤣
@jeromehansen3969
@jeromehansen3969 27 күн бұрын
It’s been at least 35 years since coke. My stomach was turning listening to this. Lol
@johndrake3472
@johndrake3472 5 ай бұрын
I grew up in the 80s and 90s - It was a different world - a better world.
@skullrose8985
@skullrose8985 4 ай бұрын
It certainly was a lot more laid back as well.. I live in England & I'm so glad I had my kids when I did..life has changed a lot, don't get me wrong there are a few positives but still,I was born 1976.. People were different,I feel sad now 🤣🤣 think I'm going to have to watch another one of these.. Have a great day & take care 🤘☮️🤘☮️
@johndrake3472
@johndrake3472 4 ай бұрын
@@skullrose8985 No doubt about it.
@erokbrewmeister9231
@erokbrewmeister9231 4 ай бұрын
This was the funniest vid I have seen in a LONG time ! JD you da man !
@PFCBOB561
@PFCBOB561 Ай бұрын
9:34 LMFAO man I love Theo
@SeñorSandalia
@SeñorSandalia 18 күн бұрын
XDDD. Killed me!
@kenzyoungb
@kenzyoungb 7 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DonnieXz
@DonnieXz 5 ай бұрын
I would pay to watch a hundred seasons of a series about Theo, joey and Joe Rogan histories. LMFAO 😂
@iambs11
@iambs11 5 ай бұрын
100%
@ResilienceIsTheOnlyWay
@ResilienceIsTheOnlyWay 17 күн бұрын
Joey and Theo are definitely the crackhead uncle and nephew, that connects over drug use and funny stories 😂❤
@MikeStivicATS
@MikeStivicATS 5 ай бұрын
This is the closest thing ive heard to OLD SCHOOL stern ive heard in a long time. This sounds like something me and my buddies would listen to in the truck on the way to work and laugh our asses off the entire ride.. Ty 😊
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