Pat McAfee Has A HUGE Issue With His House

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[@cody6685]

Pat is a real life cartoon. Plugging holes only for others to pop up is quality comedy.

[@tipperary1082]

He's like the ice age squirrel

[@andrewsebree4333]

Or Chevy Chase Vegas vacation

[@charlie4753]

Elbow deep in septic water lol

[@lucasng4712]

too bad the colts aren't as good. c - gap in particular

[@jokarpinski22]

Pat McAfey Coyote

[@kneegga4677]

Having a geyzer on your backyard is not as bad as not having a practice indoor facility

[@mylootnow6798]

There are fcs schools that have full sized indoor fields and an NFL team doesn’t no wonder their so bad

[@shrihithtalapaneni9227]

Which teams don't, does Cinncny still not have it and what about Carolina?

[@MURF8393]

Why.. i live in Cincinnati... it hurts... the city suffers

[@Gcool243]

Mylootnow it is ridiculous they don’t have an indoor facility, but they are using one of the biggest and best high school facilities in the country at Mason High School in Cincinnati. Lotta big time pro athletes have come from that school. But it is so funny that an NFL team is using a high school facility at all lol

[@jshapiro34]

@@mylootnow6798 Patriots hold over 90% of practice outside its just a bad organization and coaches....marv lewis was terrible coach

[@2000weasel]

Pat goes from frat guy to tech ceo with just a pair of glasses.

[@jacobloving6765]

He looks like everyone’s favorite substitute teacher.

[@mattsnyder4754]

That’s hilariously true

[@blakebellamy82]

Cool glasses

[@CB-ly4uj]

You need to hire a structural engineer, A sinkhole is developing

[@glizzay7267]

@@thunderpooch he already has an olympic sized pool lmao

[@charlie4753]

Or a septic tank problem

[@shorseyletterkenny]

It's more likely an aquifer especially in the flat lands on the midwest.

[@boosted211]

@@shorseyletterkenny aquifers are drying up around the world. thats gonna be worth oil money in a few decades.

[@shorseyletterkenny]

@@charlie4753 it not septic. You'd smell it. BTW if your septic tank can melt snow; it full

[@slim360720]

Have a pond dug about 200-300 yards away from the house. You can divert the water, and host The McAfee Crappie Master Tournament.

[@richardmourdock2719]

PMac, This Indiana geologist recognizes a sand spring. Someone placed topsoil on top what looked like... strips of sand. The sand lens is trending upslope somewhere... and when it rains, the water flows through the sand until it pops up through the surface. There is water upslope, pushing the water within the sand upward whenever it gets a chance. If it is just grass out there, don't worry about it but don't even think about building anything down there or digging around there.... And it is likely not a "flood plain" just a water saturated sand lens. Again, don't go digging around down there, you will regret it.

[@rener4830]

bennymicp I would dig and place some big rocks in the hole..

[@AJSchnell]

Bro that’s a perfect start for the entrance to Pats Batcave

[@andrewneedham3281]

@@bennymicp Sucked into what would basically be quicksand if you penetrate the firmer topsoil into the looser sand, which is likely super-saturated with water, given the natural (as in, unaided by man), positive flow to the surface.

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

Surprisingly reasonable comment thread and replies, almost gives me hope that not everyone is a total stooge

[@alexapexgod4643]

Justin Troyer get out of here you troll

[@TenThumbsProductions]

Pat still has his draft night Escalade?!!

[@devonwatt2194]

Sittin in the barn of bad decisions

[@matthewbeyer4332]

“No fish, so really all the drawbacks of a pond with none of the benefits”

[@colecooper5836]

Random pond related stories: my grandparents bought a property on the side of a mountain. When they bought it, it was virtually in the middle of nowhere. They had 3 big ponds built on their property. A few years later the government claimed part of their property to build a highway on. One day nutria's ate away at the side of one of the ponds enough for it to collapse and flood out the highelway. Everyone in the area was on the highway claiming their fish. Lol

[@Dale37]

@N Logan A giant rat about the size of a beaver that lives around water.

[@bennywhite7062]

Best way to increase property value. My parents had a little place in the country with about 20 acres, mostly wooded with a small creek. We timbered half, leveled and partially started pond walls(lot harder than you think so we had pros come in for that). The cost of machinery rentals and hiring the actual pond builders was less than $60,000 but the property value with the pond and rec area increased more than 5x the cost. But yeah, who the heII owns a pond but can't fish it. That's like having an 11 inch python and staying a virgin.

[@JackTheAviator]

Fish will come if you have a pond. Fish eggs clink to water fowl. So when they fly to a pond they come off and Fish will spawn

[@juliantorres3887]

AJ actually asks decent little important questions here and there

[@Mcgriddles90210]

Just so you know you can add more soil to raise the flooded area, even if its the entire backyard. Had to raise about 4 acres 12 inches. Went from the Everglades to Montana in 1 season P.S. If you raise the land so it no longer floods, you will be able to build on it

[@TheRealFrankZombo]

There you go Pat theres a way

[@loganmurdock4679]

AJ Hawk be looking like Woody Harrelson

[@CynicalRam]

Smokin like him too. That man looks cooked.

[@AndrewWright1998]

Young, athletic Woody Harrelson 😂

[@lukesheldon3599]

Woody with an HGH Jaw.

[@421less1]

@@CynicalRam you think aj gets high? Always seemed pretty sober to me lol

[@OlinKreutzRules]

Yeah......if he had Down Syndrome

[@SebastianTheGreat]

Pat, as a Stormwater engineer, you might need to consider putting in an underground stone bed or underground basin. It sounds like you might have a groundwater problem whenever it rains; the water table might be really low there. I also saw another comment about potentially having sinkholes developing, which definitely could happen. Might want to hire a Stormwater/civil engineer to look into this

[@SnatchOutlaw]

Little bit of draintile would probably do it or Drop in a French drain with 1 inch clear stone wrapped in fabric if you want to be fancy.

[@coopers1716]

year later, he had to move out cause water got in the house and black mold developed.

[@AW-kj3ln]

Yea, I think a drywell would help quite a bit as well

[@hockeyj1374]

AJ "Baked to another dimension" Hawk

[@baysideinc]

😂

[@Will45149]

Lmao

[@seanmikk1505]

I don't think AJ partakes in the vitamins...

[@frankiey9943]

Sean From Nebraska yea only cigars

[@MrSwagMcMuffic]

Be a little careful with the clues about your house and where you live. I was able to easily find your house on google maps from the info you gave and video in like an hour. Some crazy ass people out there man be careful.

[@jacksonkronland5676]

His insta isn’t any better. He used to show stories of the exact house. It’s 2020 you never know when people will find it and try to do bad things

[@manuelastoria679]

Yeah. Out there. Crazy people.

[@greatestever4386]

Lol says the crazy one

[@MrSwagMcMuffic]

@@greatestever4386 listen so long as you use your powers for good your not a crazy one lol

[@ssravp]

“Whenever we get done not catching fish.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vang574]

Godamn I love Pat. I love how he can talk about anything even as trivial as buying a house. Lmao.

[@diychad7268]

ME TOO!!!! NO REASON to be damning God however......prob want him on ur side dont ya think??

[@briangriffin4169]

@@diychad7268 It's not damning God. It's requesting that God damn.

[@CharlieDebts]

Need to find out how far from your house the nearest storm drain is. Dig a drain.

[@denimchicken104]

Yeah. Seems like he just needs to get some heavy duty machines in there to dig ditches and channel that water someplace else.

[@foodforest012]

Make a fish and swimming pond

[@michaeljohnson778]

Fact theres a creek nearby and this happens regularly after heavy rain makes me think there's tile underneath that lawn. Might be clogged or too small to handle water pressure. Would have to dig up most of the yard to check it.

[@thatdude-xj4qe]

@@michaeljohnson778 he needs a excavator, some gravel, and some drainpipes...but then he has to be careful with the Escalade because it may collapse the drain and his problem comes back.

[@johnstacy7902]

@@foodforest012 if Hawk comes to vist that be better for him then the pool

[@jfkusa123]

There are no swordfish in lake Minnetonka 😂😂😂

[@joesmitt565]

Eric Larry no paddlefish either lol

[@skypelletier7518]

big ol Muskie maybe lmao

[@cattibingo]

You haven't heard of those lake marlins before?

[@erichthompson1194]

Maybe a gar

[@royalty_the1892]

"Wash your body in the waters of lake Minnetonka" -Prince 😂🤣

[@popclutchco.7208]

You can ride dirtbikes and quads and even an escalade back there😂

[@diychad7268]

would have loved to see a video of him riding an escalade....bet whoever was driving was having a blast!!

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

DIY Chad 726 probably him

[@supreme504]

Dig a pond in that spot, fill it with fish and keep it moving!

[@cattibingo]

How ya doin. Keep it movin

[@japhethtaylor6219]

I absolutely love how real this show is. I feel like I’m hanging with the boys.

[@emmitttraynor8939]

100% 😂

[@meir4586]

you can grow rice (:

[@codylebleu951]

@ Pat McAfee Show you need to install a tile drainage system...it’s a drain pipe that has slits in it that allows water to drain the “swampy” parts of your property to another area...any decent farmhand will know how to install this for you...this is a very common occurrence in the South!!

[@moparmaniac9679]

I couldnt imagine living next to Bob, dudes hilarious lmao

[@ernieelizondo3777]

You need to make a small retention pond.

[@tylergreene8310]

“Ahh about once a month” your back yard has a period pat plain and simple

[@t.j.hunter1149]

that moment when you realize why the deal on the house so good.

[@brokentablespodcast]

Pat you can actually make an awesome "something" on stilts like the boardwalks in NJ. Make a cool wooden bridge leading to a badass shed on stilts lol.

[@saucemagic]

Homebuying is awesome until you discover things like this the previous owner doesn't tell you about 😂

[@Al3x98]

My house has what is essentially a dungeon. In the basement, the doors have deadbolts on the outside, and one of them has a little switch in the frame that's depressed when the did is closed. My uncle reached the wiring, and it goes to a relay that connects to a small siren and timer. Our guess is that if the door was opened at certain times, the siren would go off

[@Ccthomas-ks1hn]

It's honestly remarkable how Pat is hilarious on his own, then on top of that finds himself in so many purely comedic situations. It's almost an overload of comedy gold from this guys life

[@onefortyandwiry]

So, I watch A LOT of Pat McAfee videos. I've not been a subscriber though until this video. Because, I figure, if can listen to Pat talk not about sports but about a house in Indiana for twelve minutes, I must love the guy. I love you Pat!

[@stephenstrickland6149]

I legitimately love that this is a topic 😂😂😂

[@GVvoltaire]

I need to see you do the "Pat McAfee Strut!" You know, leaning back swinging the arms and then stopping with that bad-a## arm fold pose. How about right before you go to break or something in between. I watched the Colts because of your crazy butt. Keep us informed and smiling, brough!! Love ya dude

[@d.l.rittenberry6394]

It's called a wet weather spring. Just means your on or near a water table that gets overloaded when it rains. I have one in my front yard

[@AW-kj3ln]

Just poor drainage. You could put in a relatively simple well-point system in if you wanted to build a large structure, or a drywell would dramatically improve the flooding and you could probably put up a small garage or something similar in size.

[@dubwilliams77731]

I'm a contractor get it done Pat

[@Sbf347]

I thought you were a nose tackle for the Ravens.. Contractor in the off season?

[@cattibingo]

Im a patractor get it done con

[@dubwilliams77731]

I didn't want anyone to know but yes nose tackle for ravens do house work on side!

[@morganstuart8798]

Pat should rent his backyard out to the Cincinnati Bengals to use as their practice facility

[@rippinlips1133]

Build a fish farm and weed farm with you never ending water. Stack cheese.

[@ElectricBuckeye]

Could be an underground aquifer.

[@xWheeler50x]

sounds like an artesian well

[@johnroberts7103]

“Debt is dumb, cash is king, and the paid off home mortgage has taken the place of the BMW as the new status symbol” -Dave Ramsey. McAfee buying your house with cash was smart! You need to start thinking of the spent money as a sunk cost and keep on living dawg. Love the Pat McAfee show and everyone involved!

[@mickym.6711]

Dave Ramsey is a charlatan. Pay the 2.5 percent interest and invest the cash. We'll ever see interest rates this low again.

[@brandontbolt]

Micky M. The worst index fund in the world will earn more than 2.5 percent. Spending cash on a house right now is so stupid.

[@davsavchav]

7:35 imagine if it was someone like a relative of Bill Belicheck that Pat was trying to trade with haha.

[@ZM_Outdoors]

Build a pond, and put hydrilla in it. Keeps the water clean

[@kendallbryant5527]

First off this video is amazing, second off, if you guys want to catch fish and you’ve never been good at it I highly suggest the Kenai River in Alaska late July and early August. MECCA of salmon fishing. Also the Cook Inlet, Kachemak Bay, and Prince William sound are the greatest halibut grounds out there. Guaranteed fish, no boat required for salmon fishing, but out on a guided boat you WILL catch 50-200 lb halibut.

[@peytonmcallister5811]

Drain tile would likely sort that right out, its what we used to fix our fields that would always flood when it rained. Works like a charm

[@jimsteele4489]

Pat "Not the sharpest tool in the shed" McAfee

[@edged1001]

When the price of the product is too good, there is usually something really wrong with the product.

[@sludge4125]

And if it’s been on the market for five years, and hasn’t sold, it’s priced way too high.

[@LAUSTINDASAUCE]

You could build a YUGGEEE pond for the Fishin with the homies!!!

[@justinethridge9157]

Build a pond on it. Stock it up with some fish. In the midwest catfish, maybe some crappie and bass. Have some fresh food anytime you want. Bring a few beers and a hitter while you fish. In the midwest we have a saying. If you're not catching fish. You can atleast catch a buzz.

[@mike.grogan]

Here at 19 Views, Keep up the great work Pat and Everyone in the Studio!

[@Crizzy2swaqq]

No one cares how many views the video has when you comment

[@nipsk8667]

c. Rob no one cares what your opinion is

[@FH-is9ej]

Buy a house in Arizona it's always dry 😂😂

[@carsonraysnaychuk]

You have the water source for that Moat you always wanted.

[@ryanreeves1332]

I’ve got a lawn and landscape company and flip houses in iowa. I’ve got all my guys listening to you and we love you guys! We would be down to come take a look for ya!

[@politic1148]

Looks like every new housing development in the middle of Florida, I worked as a Off-road Dump Truck driver back in 97 and we would be the first ones on the land and so many now have sinkhole problems because we were building on swamp land and it's only time before sink holes begin popping up. Imagine going to sleep and never waking up because the earth swallowed you and your bed! It actually happened in Tampa, talk about a nightmare!

[@ElaineClush]

I have a similar situation at my house, albeit bot completely the same. My backyard is over a water table, so the when we get rain, it floods super quick. Doesn’t pop up new holes when you plug it tho

[@mkubacki81]

Pat if you ever find yourself at Wolfies on the Geist, lemme know and I'll buy you a drink 👍

[@zackmckenzie3582]

It could double as a mudding track...

[@SilentStorm_5]

I’m not to that “cloud nine” pat was referring to, but this whole conversation was hilarious 😂 but AJ at the end, that whole fishing to boating story was honestly awesome!! 😂 He was being so damn honest, almost felt bad for him, but only after I was done laughing uncontrollably for a few mins! Being sea sick sucks! Thanks fellas, that was great! Edit: oh AJ, yes we could see that real pain in your eyes bro, we know that hate comes from deeep down! 😂 😂

[@patarmitage2250]

My buddy had a similar issue in his yard and had to get a few huge sump wells and pump it.

[@Xmetalfanx]

i'd love to see a Mcafee daily blog for when he is not on the air, lol

[@josh_da_boss_hello4571]

Fly fishing> conventional fishing. AJ knows what’s up.

[@popspy7665]

Imagine waking up with a hangover and finding out you have bought a MTV cribs house.

[@Jarzula]

That pic behind Pat with Ajs face looks like Tywin getting killed while taking a pooper

[@Generalhobbyist]

I’m sure they’re are some die hard pat mac fans that happen to be contractors that would hook you up for some memorabilia.

[@SpiderFPS]

U should turn it into a skim boarding / wake boarding area when flooded lol

[@sickmessiah]

Probably use to be farm land and some old drainage pipes are plugged and shooting up water that’s collecting someplace

[@alec2243]

Nothing better than the phantom sleeper!!

[@piddlesmcgee]

"I dont deserve it" one of the best punters of the past decade, makes us all laugh while discussing sports and life. You absolutely deserve everything you have Pat

[@christopherlucas6606]

It’s the Sod my Bro! You could create a drainage system to run it to the creek. Maybe using gravel and sand with a drainage system.

[@hw5362]

For all you wondering how much he paid for his house he paid $925,000

[@caseybishop2029]

Imagine you are a family barely making it. You try to improve your life and you get this. Well you should look at the small print.

[@brianhall4182]

I've never been able to go on motion simulators, boats, or the vast majority of spinning fairground rides without feeling utterly nauseous. It's good to know that even some tough football players can't handle motion sickness either.

[@ericdickey7542]

Pat: “Geist is a nice lake” no pat.... no it is not

[@jacksonkronland5676]

Used to live around there. It is def overhyped by everyone outside Geist

[@JHockeyFan]

It is a reservoir, not a lake.

[@ericdickey7542]

Jonathan Z yeah I’d know. I live on it. Just quoting him

[@MEmerson3645]

You said Quad!! Your Pittsburghese is coming out. I was waiting to hear “crick” when you said creek.

[@rainman7992]

an artesian well forms in your back yard when it rains....put a drainage system with a pump back there....and be done with it...why does it look like a round cover is hiding under the water, is there some pre-existing pipe lurking there you are not telling us about ?

[@0fficialdregs]

yes Geist has a LARGE lake where people be driving speed boats, jetskis, and fishing on the lake. it's mostly old money people communities

[@Yellowbear444]

Look into dry riverbeds Dig a long trench where that happens it will only flood the river bed

[@Cocpain]

You have a pipe that is clogged somewhere down line, go to the township and get the layout of your drainage pipes, and start digging. My guess is a 16 or 20 inch main that when it is overwhelmed it starts pushing water out of the seams causing your "geyser", have seen it before.

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

You need to shovel quicker Pat.🤣

[@willofdodge1]

Pat probably lives in a former swamp. The great black swamp most likely. The soil can easily get saturated will water and flood. To fix this issue install drainage tile. The drainage tile/pipe will constantly move water out of the yard so it don't flood. So glad he doesn't have foundation issue.

[@jcbvortex22]

Pat, how many green shirts do you have!!????? Hey Pat, you could grow rice! You might have an aquifer under your backyard. Fishing is easy, sit there and cast and reel back. The hard part is fighting the BORDEM!

[@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365]

Pat with the shout out to Bob n Tom, I'm pretty sure one of them retired recently, but I listened to those guys on Rock107 FM every morning for a decade

[@joshuabrown5123]

Bob retired 4 or 5 years ago. The show is still going strong though. Give them another listen.

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

I miss Walton & Johnson

[@zacharyrobbins8400]

Ever thought about making a man made pond? Due to the soil contact this might be a good way to use the land and you could probably make it into a nice little pond to chip golf balls over to a green.

[@benjaminmanning5309]

Pat, you need to grow one or two Weeping Willow trees in your backyard. Their roots will suck up all the water and keep the field dry.

[@justthings6405]

Referring to Pat's motion sickness, when I reached about 25 yrs old, that is when my motion sickness symptoms happened... before that, I could ride everything at the carnival!

[@JM-wf2to]

You need like a billion french drains...lmao

[@TailsPrower07]

I honestly love the personal stories he tells more than the sports talk

[@dangwinner7124]

bro your neighbors just pumping their yard into yours lol

[@joshn1678]

Pat, you could easily dig a hole to the lowest part of your property line during a dry period with a man made pond, and it would always keep the water flowing to the run off/retention pond to a natural stream.

[@shanetarr5293]

I just seen that Dak Prescott is potentially a free agent next year and the Colts could pick him up, is that a possibility and would that be a good thing for the HORSESHOE???

[@micah_lee]

If you build a pond correctly then you won’t have to do things like clear the algae. Putting in aquatic plants to use the nutrients that are in the pond (which cause the algae) will add habitat and make it beautiful rather than just a sod yard into a pool of water with nothing else

[@jracee1]

You could do a recreation pond back there, Pat.

[@jeremyspencer3374]

Pat n Lady gonna fill that big house with 10 kids!

[@stephengrahn9361]

I really like these guys. McAfee deserves all the success that comes his way. Dug how he took care of his boys. 🎶McAfee& Hawk🎶Sport talk

[@qfastqfast]

Is that your septic lid? I would build a retaining wall and build a ditch full of Colorado stones to keep the water flowing away from the house.

[@DedHedJosh]

Make a couple of disc golf holes in that area.

[@dennyskerb4992]

Come and listen to a story about a man named Pat A poor football punter, barely kept his family fat, Then one day he was talkin to a fellow, And up through the ground came some urine of yellow.

[@imwithlooser2206]

Merry Christmas Denny Skerb

[@youtubeconnollyfamily]

You would think a house that big selling for what sounds like very cheap there must be some big issues behind the scenes LOL but I guess when you’re drunk it just looks amazing

[@kevinlong3811]

Bulldozer and excavator dig it out and koi pond or lake depends on how big plot lake for fishing.

[@supreme504]

There must not be any beer involved in their fishing trips.

[@seanprescott2359]

Sometimes you've just got to put your foot down, AJ.