6 MORE Warhammer 40K meme lists you should NEVER buy.

[@nyekomimi]

I'd like to nominate "Chaos Space Humans" Cultist Firebrand x3 - 135 Dark Commune x3 - 195 Traitor Enforcer x3 - 195 Cultist Mob x6 - 600 Accursed Cultists x3 - 540 Traitor Guardsmen x3 - 210 Chaos Rhino x1 - 75 + 50 points of enhancements.

[@jeremiegartner464]

That's close to a cult list that is winning. 40k dirtbags

[@TheSkullboy1996]

this looks like it would be fun thematically, but awful to play against

[@tille7502]

use chaos cult detachment, get rid of the rhino and put even more traitor guardsmen

[@thedorklord1029]

As a Custodes player, I am extremely disappointed that Eric didn't make a list called "Yellow Knights," where it's just nothing but Allarus and Aquilon Terminators who can deep strike twice. And also a Telemon to replace the baby carrier. And yes, I did comment this on an older video and am still upset that you didn't see it.

[@epicassassin8502]

Dude the thing is that this sounds like it would work

[@thedorklord1029]

@@epicassassin8502 I suppose that is an issue for meme lists.

[@MatchaMakesThings]

The meme of Eric just making "better" Grey Knights each time would be to much for mere motals to handle

[@NewChimera]

​@@epicassassin8502 Red Con profile picture rahhhhhhhh

[@afriendofafriend5766]

Allarus are just my favorite units in the game. They're so great.

[@rhvette]

The first list is obviously “So long, and tanks for all the fish.”

[@dac314]

Woefully underrated comment ❤

[@Blahtomatic]

Bro let’s be real, if you factorio and the pun doesn’t go over your head, this is the best and it’s not close

[@Bishop5466]

Firesight marksman wins the award for "Worst Drones ever" btw, I don't think they even have slots for the flight stands, you have to awkwardly wedge it behind the rifle

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

They do have holes for the stands, but they’re so loose they will fall off so easily!

[@themoonbass3801]

You can’t stop me from buying these lists because I can’t read

[@vxicepickxv]

I think the Custodes list is still under 500 dollars if you buy it from Amazon new.

[@BirdRaiserE]

World Eater player

[@wesleymiles8756]

Rogal Dorn is that you?

[@LembarHeals]

Good thing the lists are also explained with audio :)

[@jeffreydrake5851]

Your spelling is very good for someone who is illiterate.👍

[@WilhelmScreamer]

That Dark angel list unironically rocks, I would love to play it the most

[@Grastiars1]

I do use it with Stormlance and I love it… I feel called out

[@Demiurge0000]

That was my thought, I unironically love that DA List

[@TimeMaster0]

Something like this was my list for 8th edition obviously the lion wasn’t there but I had everyone else. It’s good fun to hero hammer that hard every now and then.

[@SeanHoltzman]

Unironically loved it

[@StarkMaximum]

Yeah Brad presented it as a "lmao stupid dumb idiots, the fact that I can make this list shows Space Marines are stupid" list but it actually just looks like a "I care VERY DEEPLY about Dark Angels lore" list lmao

[@EmonWBKstudios]

You joke about people wanting the T'au for their vehicles instead of the mech suits, but I literally only got into Warhammer for the T'au Hammerhead and vehicles. The mech suits were a nice bonus.

[@cormack6492]

Same I run an infantry based T'au army cause I just like how firewarriors look

[@captainnyet9855]

Big gundam mechs is petty much the only thing about T'au I don't like.

[@odinlindeberg4624]

@@captainnyet9855 As a Gundam fan; same. Marines are looking more like mobile suits than the tau battle suits do, nowadays.

[@StarkMaximum]

@@cormack6492 I agree, the basic Fire Warriors look dope and I love having grav-tanks carry them around! The Gundams are a sometimes food.

[@2x4noah]

I got into Tau for the drones guess how I feel now

[@BCRbob228]

I suggest the Misters of battles, a male only sisters army.

[@vxicepickxv]

It's a rough try.

[@Bluecho4]

Unfortunately, it lost a few of its tools when the Crusaders left.

[@stormhawkdude]

I read your comment and I immediately started laughing. Take my Like good sir and may both sides of your pillow be cool when you sleep tonight

[@epicassassin8502]

Love it

[@InterrogatorChaplainAzraphil]

Misters of Battle Warlord - Ministorum Priest [50 pts] Arco-flagellants [45 pts] Arco-flagellants [45 pts] Arco-flagellants [45 pts] Penitent Engines [75 pts] Penitent Engines [75 pts] Penitent Engines [75 pts] Armiger Helverin [140 pts] Armiger Helverin [140 pts] Vigilant Squad [105 pts] Vigilant Squad [105 pts] Warhound Titan [1100 pts] Total: 2000 Points

[@isaacjernigan3003]

I actually played against the Custodes list at an RTT - 10/10 experience, would do again. Not even with the Custodian Guards - there was a callidus assassin to make the list 100% characters, it was great.

[@twinnieonse1466]

I don't get it. Why is it a meme? I want to build it but how is it bad? Brad explains it a bit around 9:05 but I am still missing it.

[@mouthwide0pen]

​@@twinnieonse1466Well, it is literally only characters. You don't have units at all. Custodes characters (and really, most 10th ed chars in general) are mostly support for the units they lead. They're neat, but they are not the core of your list that wins you the game. You cannot control objectives with this if contested because you are outnumbered to the extreme. You don't really have any killing power because you only have 7 attacks. Your heroes arent all that tanky compared to actual units, and are by proxy, going to fold like paper way easier unless you roll damn well on the terminator saves.

[@ChickVanCluck]

@@twinnieonse1466 Essentially, you don't have enough stuff. you can't hold a point because anything standing on there with you beats your OC. You can't kill large units because you run out of attacks. You also waste a whole bunch of abilities, only one captain can use their free strat per battle round, only one leader gets to use their leader ability since there is only a single unit to lead, etc.

[@deanthomas2561]

As a CSM player I had a thought for 'Chaos Undecided' to just require as many books as possible 1 squad each of Noise Marines, Berserkers, Plague Marines, Rubrics, Bloodletters, Daemonettes, Plague Bearers, Pink Horrors Throw in a Knight or 3 War Dogs Then round out the list with about 500 points from the actual CSM book. Definitely Vashtor who may also get split off to a different book one day

[@mouthwide0pen]

I'm p sure you could make a list with this bit that is entirely soup outside of 1 character to be your warlord. Bring Abaddon at 295pts, an Acastus Knight Asterius at 765pts, 500 points in souped daemons, and then fill the last 440 points with god-aligned chaos legion battleline.

[@thetabletop21]

Okay so you have inspired me behold: Green Card (2000 points) 5x Rubric Marines (105pts) 5x Rubric Marines (105pts) 5x Rubric Marines (105pts) Vashtorr the Arkifane (190pts): Vashtorr's claw, Vashtorr's hammer, Warlord 5x Noise Marines (85pts) 5x Noise Marines (85pts) Chaos Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Combi-bolter, Havoc launcher, Combi-bolter Chaos Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Combi-bolter, Havoc launcher, Combi-bolter Chaos Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Combi-bolter, Havoc launcher, Combi-bolter Chaos Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Combi-bolter, Havoc launcher, Combi-bolter Chaos Rhino (75pts): Armoured tracks, Combi-bolter, Havoc launcher, Combi-bolter Great Unclean One (230pts): Putrid vomit, Bilesword, Plague flail 3x Nurglings (40pts) 10x Plaguebearers (110pts) 10x Plaguebearers (110pts) War Dog Huntsman (150pts): Daemonbreath spear, Reaper chaintalon, Daemonbreath meltagun War Dog Huntsman (150pts): Daemonbreath spear, Reaper chaintalon, Daemonbreath meltagun War Dog Huntsman (150pts): Daemonbreath spear, Reaper chaintalon, Daemonbreath meltagun This is my attempt to make something which kinda walks the line between "pure meme" and "hey I could run this"

[@violetchan6402]

@@thetabletop21 5 rhinos lmao

[@DrAhzek]

"Chaos Undecided" should be the official name I think xD

[@Sparking_Ram]

I went to a games workshop for the first time the other day to get a 10th edition CSM Codex and a core rules book. I also asked about figures and the list I had in mind for an Iron warriors army. Took me till this video to realize just how often the clerk said "We don't have that, but you can soup with this." It was like a parent trying to get their child interested in the less expensive toy aisle while trying not to tell them the sad truth of why they can't have the new power wheels.

[@elyciacormier5235]

I would love to see how this 'All the Dakka' orc list would fare against 'The floor is Bugs' Tryanid list from the last meme list episode.

[@thge07]

Well I’m an Orks player and play against a tyrannids player pretty often so we might just find out

[@elyciacormier5235]

@@thge07 Please update us when you do!

[@LovedandTheLover]

a dread mob list using 100 grots just went undefeated at a super major this weekend. Clearly the meme is real

[@ImAnUndeadUnicorn]

Just in time after finishing the marathon AoS episode over 6 work commutes!

[@jesterprince4949]

There used to be a fan made codex called "movie marines" which was basically the custodes list you were going for that basically represented marines how they are portrayed in the books. You'd have a list of like 10 guys going up against 2000 points armies.

[@henryfleischer404]

What books are these? I don't remember the marines being that tough in Space Marine or the Inquisition War books.

[@YouWinAFREEiPOD]

Bro, the piranha is basically just a cool 40K equivalent of the Halo ghost vehicle. The most fun one to pilot ever! I will fight you.

[@xemnufromthemagicplanet1678]

I will not suffer this warthog slander

[@chadam917]

Ah, but what about the elephant

[@charybdis1618033]

I built a CSM list I termed "The STD List." Its warlord is a Sorcerer with a flame icon on the end of his staff. A burning shaft, if you will. It also has Defilers (crab shaped robots), a cultist mob (carriers), and allied Daemonettes and Nurglings (self-explanatory). It actually plays surprisingly well, especially for a meme list.

[@aaronnunavabizniz199]

You can take 120 boyz and 120 gretchin in dread mob for only 1500pts. Big meks and mek leaders for the boyz still leave enough room for Wortsnagga and enhancements.

[@luketfer]

Remember each grit mob is 11 strong with the runt herder (or 22 if you run them max size) meaning max grot is 132

[@caspereysakkers9045]

May I suggest the 1 pt./dollar Adeptus Custodes list (Null-maiden vigils): only using the max number of sisters of silence kit built as 6*10 prosecutors, 3*10 of both witchseekers and vigilators, 3 knight centuras (each with an enhancement) only 4 rhinos and Aleya. Which would give you a list of 1985 pts. for the low low price of only $1800. A fact that makes this list even better than the admech one is that you'd have to buy the same sisters kit 25 times

[@Bomfunker91]

A list I want to make is the "Orkstra Militarum", a Blood Axe-style Ork list that tries to emulate IG as much as possible, inspired by the Infantry Platoon of editions past. A Nob "kommand skwad", lots of shoota boyz, Mek Guns as heavy weapon teams, burna boyz and tankbustas as special weapon squads, etc.

[@blakestewart7533]

Hammerhead railgun looks like a fuckin USB flash drive. I can't unsee it.

[@domschra]

I mean they do upload your consciousness to the afterlife

[@Orpheus_Vault]

My suggestion? Adepta Sororitas, "Free Wargear was a Mistake." Little Timmy got himself the Combat Patrol, so he's gonna open with some Seraphim. Now, he only has the monopose ones, so they all have bolt pistols, no special weapons. Then, he bought some more Seraphim. 25 more. He wanted to match his current squad, so they all have bolt pistols, too. Now, Timmy played Rogue Trader and saw how powerful Argenta's heavy bolter could be, so he bought a squad of Retributors and gave them Heavy Bolters. Then he bought two more. But wait! Retributors are really squishy for their cost! How's Timmy going to get them in? Immolators, of course! But Immolators are out of stock everywhere, so he had to buy them used, and people were only selling off their crappy ones built with Heavy Bolters. So he bought three Immolators with Heavy Bolters. Then, he needed some infantry, so he got four squads of Battle Sisters. He couldn't pick what wargear to give them, so he just gave them all standard bolters. Then, he grabbed himself some Rhinos-- he dropped the Hunter Killer Missile bits, though, and decided to put a closed hatch with no storm bolter. Three of them, for good measure. Then he built a Canoness, going with a Chainsword and Bolt Pistol. He gave her an enhancement, because it was funny. That's his list, and his friends made him play WYSIWYG.

[@generalmars3855]

I was just thinking of something like that for Guard. Our Warlord? A Cadian Castellan, wielding a Laspistol. Two more command units, both of which are Platoon Command Squads with 1x Platoon Commander (with a Laspistol) and 4x Veteran Guardsmen (with Lasguns). Then six 20-man Infantry Squad, all with Lasguns. Who needs special weapons? Six Armoured Sentinels, with Lascannons. And, because we like Sentinels so much, let's throw in 4 Scout Sentinels, with Lascannons. Finally, let's round off the list with 3 Leman Russ Vanquishers. We build them with no sponson weapons and no pintle weapon. Just their Vanquisher Cannon (a giant Lascannon) and the Lascannon. On the bright side, it makes the shooting phase dead easy. Simply roll 146 4+ shots with your flashlights and larger flashlights.

[@Firewarz217]

And I dub this list: "Unending Lightshow" ​@@generalmars3855

[@bjornthefellhanded5655]

The absurdity of ALL of those 7 DAngels Named Characters showing up on the exact same Battle aside.... That would actually be a pretty fun List to build&paint, and really cool to see if you put effort into making the Knights&Blacknights&Companions more Dark Angelsy and unique.

[@lionheartx-ray4135]

Knight List that would be a Real MeMe Cerastus Knight Castigator (465 points) • 1x Castigator bolt cannon 1x Tempest warblade Cerastus Knight Lancer (430 points) • Warlord • 1x Cerastus shock lance ALLIED UNITS Warhound Titan (1100 points) • 1x Warhound feet 1x Warhound turbo-laser destructor 1x Warhound turbo-laser destructor

[@epicassassin8502]

Bro I heard you liked elite armies to I made your knights more elite so you only need 3 models

[@somanymodsithurts8637]

1,750$ CAD army btw

[@smol_hornet613]

affordable_admech_army.txt

[@KanaKuroko]

After the shenanigans I've heard with the new agents codex, I can't wait for the eventual genestealer cults no genestealers list. Also those T'au planes would look halfway decent if they had a giant railgun. Everything can be made at least decent by adding a railgun.

[@xithara6206]

I mean... that already exists, Christian von Carmine made an all imperium genestealer list.

[@KanaKuroko]

@@xithara6206 True, so how about the reverse. Genestealer grey knights!

[@cheap3577]

Can’t wait for that next totally popular and original sequel episode where you can go back and change agents ugliest model to the new Coteaz.

[@SockimusPrime]

“We’re gonna do another lore episode if you don’t shut the hell up right now!” Don’t threaten me with a good time, Brad!

[@kamiwriterleonardo6345]

The Ork one is just: T'au - COME ON, LET ME F**KING SHOOT MY RAILGUN! YOU'VE BEEN FIRING FOR NINE HOURS!!! Orks - 'Old on, 'old on, oi get anotha' roll

[@violetchan6402]

i read this in the audio dub version of the meme

[@Uniformtree000]

There's already one made

[@Uniformtree000]

​@@violetchan6402 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3bboHubab2rrKMsi=oVadE1qU90sZwgoX

[@Marauder_73]

I've currently got my 3d printer chugging out bodies for a traitor guard list that is suspiciously close to your meme setup. I'm even more excited to run it now.

[@luckmyst3r986]

As A Tyranids player I appreciate Erics Dakka list. You can have 120 termagants all with devourers at 2 shot each. 50 Gargoyles is another 50 shots. The carnifex can equip 2 devourers, each with 12 shots plus spine banks with 5 attacks, you can have 2 in a group with 6 total. Thats 464 shots per turn

[@luisvilla5228]

A good meme list for DA is “Better White Scars” Samuel A chap on bike 3 Ravenwing command squads (bikes) 3 max squads of Ravenwing knights 3 max squads of outriders I think this is a couple pts short but I did get it up to 1780

[@paulstaffordallen4570]

When the no-CSM list started i thought you were going for "all big bases". I now want an all big bases list.

[@BigMac7126]

I would love to see you guys do a battle report with Bricky where everyone brings meme lists. Let the meme tournament begin!!

[@hastyhawkeye]

Yes please

[@lexmarvin8005]

I like that you can tell Eric has become so much more comfortable with recording the podcast

[@lesisaroq]

An episode that started at ramen and drinking? Oh this’ll be a good one

[@silenc3068]

So fun fact: Ezekiel is not only the only remaining metal space marine miniature, he’s also the oldest space marine mini still being produced, you can buy him right now for a little under 35 bucks

[@KPvibe]

I'm honestly a little dissapointed that the Orks list did not start out with 6 gretchin units of 22 models each, since they become battleline in dread mob so you can run 6 units instead of 3. But besides that it was a really fun list.

[@Boxfortress]

Friendly reminder for Eric. The boomdakka snazwagon is the same size as a 1/35 scale model of a Volkswagen beetle :D

[@Jfk2Mr]

Ah, yes, the cheaper option

[@Boxfortress]

@@Jfk2Mr but itz also kitbashin fun ya git

[@crsmith6226]

27:27 actually it’s D’akka

[@Scottec1425]

Could you spell it out phonetically for us un educated!

[@coffeelemon6496]

My favorite Dark Angles list is taking the third detachment no one talks about and running 36 bikes as my squad. 3: Chaplins on Bikes 1: Raven Wing Comman Squad 1: Sammael 3: 6 man outrider squads 3: 6 man Ravenwing Black Knights

[@WilhelmScreamer]

Based ravenwing enjoyer

[@WilhelmScreamer]

To add to this: the apothecary on bike is very funny to add to ouriders if you are not playing in a tournament. Rezzing an ATV in an outrider squad each turn can be a real pain in the rump.

[@luisvilla5228]

@@coffeelemon6496 drop 2 chaps and pick up 2 more comm squads for more bikes and iirc that’s still legal

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

Angelic Scars

[@Gobboparty]

Hearing the words bant super friends genuinely made my heart drop LMFAO.

[@yuridezanet7560]

For tyranids: I swear we're humans -3 broodlords (240) -30 genestealers (450) -9 ranged warriors (195) -9 melee warriors (225) -70 termagants (420) -2 Walking Hive Tyrant (470) If I counted correctly it shoudl be exactly 2000 points of "I swear I'm a human"

[@Jessie_Helms]

I have a list I like to call “Overwatch fortress” for space marines. 3 hammerfell bunkers, 3 sets of 2 Firestrike turrets, 3 sets of Chaplains leading 6 Bladegaurd into battle delivered via 3 separate Drop Pods. You have room for 1 enhancement.

[@BAGELMENSK]

I cant wait to run eight assassins once the new imperial agents codex launches.

[@AshenHawk96]

So the Orks list got me curious on what a Tyranids "Too Many Dice" list could look like. The math was wild, even if it kinda turned into "how many Devourers can we run?" - 120 Termagants, Devourers or Spinefists. - 6 Carnifexes, double Devourers. - 6 Ranged Warriors, Devourers. - 30 Barbgaunts - Winged Prime for Warlord, leads the Warriors. We could have minmaxed a bit more with special weapons on the Termies and Warriors too, but I digress, lets try to keep it simple as we can. Barbgaunts and Carnifex Bio Plasma are the only variant for attack numbers, due to rolling for number of attacks and also having Blast. However... assuming each of those models rolled the minimum possible number of attacks... we're still looking at 480 dice worth of shots taken... On the other hand, assuming the maximum, plus max bonuses from blast... total shots fired goes up to 786. Sure, most of them are S4 or S5, but that's a lot of shots, and Invasion Fleet for armywide Lethal Hits on Monsters/Vehicles means we could potentially land a decent enough amount of wound rolls too even against big targets. Could be scary. That being said, we all know the *real* way to win with this army is to forego speedrolling and do every attack individually. I'm partially sure this might violate some legal convention about psychological torture, but hey, just another day in the grim darkness of the far future.

[@joshy7759]

14:55 i mean... You joke but this is my dark angels list, except those risen are all hellblasters. Its cool damnit!

[@theangrylizard2711]

That final CSM list is fucking hilarious and cursed as hell. Truly pure chaos

[@mattcortez6356]

I was hoping the dakka list would magically end up with the undefeated dread mob list from the LSO this weekend, 3 big mek with shock attack, 30 lootas, 30 flash gitz, 9 bubblechuckas, and 100 grots. Close but no cigar.

[@GIRbazk]

IKR, we could only hope.

[@dotv2359]

As someone who hasn't played 40k since Sixth Edition, seeing that the Firesight Team is still alive and kicking gives me so much joy. That's just so funny.

[@sonicwingnut]

I did a Blood Angels all-dreadnought party - 3x Ballistus, 1x Brutalis, 1x Death Company, 3x Boxnaughts, 1x Furioso, 1x Librarian Dread, 2x Redemptors. Warlord is Inquisitor Karamazov

[@RaptieFeathers]

Those deck names take me way back holy moly, I just had flashbacks upon hearing "Cephalid Breakfast"

[@DaruKari]

The Votann "I prefer to walk" list. Where you take 3 Hekatons, 3 squads of brokhyr with attached leader, 3 squads of heartkyn with attached grymnir and to round it off one squad of 10 hearthguard with a leader. Then you have a list we're none of the infantry will fit into the transports. 😂

[@Delphineas]

Wait, the Firesight Team is an HQ?!

[@Grunt10010]

I appreciate roasting eric over not completing his orks, let’s me live vicariously because I have a friend who WONT FINISH HIS ARMY. He’s got models that have been boxed for two years now

[@Shionkitsa]

I laughed my ass off at the "Chaos Space Marines Lacking Space Marines" list, then cried when you forgot that Be'Lakor can't be brought in CSM due to Supreme Commander XD

[@cardhitman89]

On the idea of Dakka, I had the idea of building an orc army but in full on Napoleonic firing lines and orcified uniforms. I know it's not good but I want to see the opponents reaction.

[@epicassassin8502]

The orks are cosplaying as the mordian guard 😂, you gotta get a model not in your army call it a runner and have him deliver a letter to your opponent when you declare a waagh

[@alexhickey1819]

Feels wierd seeing only seconds on the post time for once

[@BunningsJimhouse]

Im so glad the 'Not A Single Space Marine' list got a sequel with CSM but without the CSMs

[@zachm5485]

Chaos Knight List: War Dog Stalker 500pts of daemons exactly. I have plaugebearers, daemonettes, and a keeper in my list, but you’re free to mix and match to your hearts content Warhound Titan

[@Lavendeer201]

Squig Stampede: all models that involve a squig, including squigs. If it does not relate to squigs, it does not make the list

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

Do Orkz have a boss on a squig?

[@Lavendeer201]

​​@@QuantemDeconstructorwe's got dat beastboss on squigosaur. An' da normal warboss gots a squig on 'im. Da squigs are winnin'!

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

@@Lavendeer201 Dem some mean an green nobs!

[@tuurderom2017]

Just in, a gsc list consisting of 1000 points of guard a knight and imperial agents, completely legal by what rules information they’ve already dropped

[@claytonmccune507]

My favorite meme list is all of my kastellan robots I loved when they actually worked

[@Bluecho4]

The sad thing is, Kastelan spam isn't even much of a meme. That's just the cheapest way to collect AdMech.

[@smol_hornet613]

@@Bluecho4 Aside from doing the (relatively) sane thing of just running a knight list with some admech infantry sprinkled onto it.

[@Bluecho4]

@@smol_hornet613 You can only sprinkle some Knights (1 big or 3 little) into an AdMech list, not the other way around. That's how 10th ed works. It's either tons of AdMech or no AdMech. Hence, the Kastelan Robots.

[@smol_hornet613]

@@Bluecho4 It's even worse than I thought it was then, but thanks for the heads-up 👍

[@Skykid3307]

Okay, I actually really like that dark angels list. That unironically looks cool

[@ScotRotum]

Before the t'au codex drop I theory crafted an "oops all drones" list. Unfortunately they legend'd the gun drones. It starts off strong with 3 tiger sharks, flying fortresses with dual railcannons and so many 6 seeker missiles a piece. On the opening turn you just fly into the opponent's drop zone and destroy all their tanks. Then each one drops an MSU tactical drones to box in your enemy's infantry in their deployment zone. Meanwhile your 3 tidewall droneports get to make attacks against every enemy unit in sight. From here, you lose, but die laughing. You have a single ethereal at the back for moral support.

[@bandrbrek_5758]

I’m so happy there’s a new episode, but for the love of god LET BERELILIO FREE

[@the_mad_fool]

The most Dakka I ever managed to jam into a single 2000 point list was actually with Eldar, at 534 _average_ shots on first turn. That's not 534 theoretical shots, that's 534 shots that the list can actually, realistically put out on average by going first. I call it the Eldar Disco Ball: 1x Farseer Skyrunner 10x Dire Avengers 10x Shadow Spectres 20x Swooping Hawks 18x Shroud Runners 27x Wind Riders with Scatter Lasers Assuming your opponent has a single 10-man unit of infantry that the Shadow Spectres can reach (an easily achievable condition), this army, should it go first, can immediately pour out an average of 458.5 shots thanks to Blast. If there's a 20-man unit, this shoots up to 478.5. That is not including the pistols, that is *only* the 18" or longer guns that can immediately pour fire into your opponent's deployment zone. Oh, but also you can use a fate die to make one of your d6 shots a 6, increasing your average to 482. If we then assume the Wind Riders aren't targeting anyone on an objective (which is a very conservative assumption since they have 60" range and 14" move) and we put the Farseer rerolls on the Shadow Spectres, you'd average an additional 52 shots from those rerolls, bringing you up to 534 shots. I've played a version of this list exactly once. My shooting phases took *ages*, and this was on TTS.

[@boutinpowered8373]

A list for every army, using as FEW models as possible!

[@MGPW]

I really liked the "Chaos Space Marines, featuring: zero Chaos Space Marines" list. It's amazing how many lists people can make that say some variety of "Space Marines" on the cover but contain zero actual Space Marine models.

[@everythingbutthekitchensin8973]

Now I want to see a battle report of the dakka Orks vs the tyranid carpet list

[@gumbspleengle5270]

How many tries were there for that intro 😭

[@thepoorhammerpodcast]

I don't even remember. If you can't tell from our mood on the episode, we weren't exactly the most sober.

[@wolf2403]

And that's what made it so damn fun to watch.

[@fortyk.w]

"I know.. Matthew.. and my boy.. Jesus" 😭😭😭

[@dazaran714]

The Custodes one is even worse because every shield captain shares the once per turn cp discount. What are the chances I can convince GW to give Custodes some of Stormcast's spare heroes?

[@claypigeon7063]

13:55 “…and he’s here wiþ Ezekiel, who I’m pretty sure is Old Testament.” -Ezekiel being one one of þe last of þe Dark Angels in þe Olde Marine™ scale. I just want you to know þat I caught þat joke and I love it. 🤣

[@lordofshades9852]

Why do you use that "th" letter?

[@bairdrew]

​@@lordofshades9852 because it's leaning in to Zeke being the oldest single sculpt left in thr SM range

[@alexluksich5207]

Damn, that dark angels list is a warcrime. Im pretty sure Ezekiel is still in metal too.

[@AAhmou]

The Custodes and DA lists being peak Hero Hammer is incredibly funny.

[@TheAnonfan]

I wanna see a tournament with ONLY meme Lists!

[@kiwilover8]

“We gotz knitez at home” snikrot, stompa, 3 ‘nauts, and some killa kans

[@yuridezanet7560]

11:20 proposing a fix: in Auric champion Leader Character models that are not connected to a unit gets a biiiiiig buff like: 4+ FNP on everything, 3+ FNP on mortals, +2 attacks for every model the target unit has. They would be incredibly strong one man army but lose completely the utility. Or could be something tamers such as: Leader units without a Bodyguard has Lone Operative, +1 attack for every model in the target unit, 5+++ and if they have an ability that requires them to lead a unit it is activated, just for them, as if they where leading a unit. Sounds like a lot of buffs but mind you: those units are made to work with other units, but requiring them to be alone you are massively cutting down their power

[@CorporalCargopants1749]

20:51 The most authentic ‘Okay-‘ I’ve ever heard, love it.

[@Pleureuse-fc5zb]

Alays fun to listen to you two having fun ! Thanks for the episode ! Hope Berilio is doing fine after last week

[@madflam3192]

Well time to spend my saving for the rest of my army on this

[@casualarctrooper6241]

Ork list idea: Goblin Mode Detachment: Dread Mob Characters: • Ghazghkull Thraka + Makari (Warlord) • Zodgrod Wortsnagga Battleline: • 6 x20 Gretchin x2 Runtherd Other Units: • 3 x6 Killa Kans • 3 x3 Mek Gunz

[@De_La_Evo]

seeing Eric list off the Dakka Orcs and then seeing the actual look of 9 BUBBLE BLASTERS gave me some whiplash

[@FearTheCaboose1337]

Sorry Brad, Eric's title was truly exceptional

[@132hunterman]

Honestly... I might run CSM now just so I can play 3 factions at once. I honestly didn't know you could FIELD that legally! I'm gonna look at a not meme list with those 3 factions lmao

[@evanceaicovschi7230]

"Oops! All Armigers" with a single dominus would be a funny admech list.

[@CommissarMitch]

So I made a Sisters list that may be supricingly viable but I feel it also is a bit of a meme. Name: Emperor's Baseball. Meme idea: A Baseball team that is getting ready for their big game. Epic Heroes: Aestred Thurga and Agathea Dolan (Manager and her boytoy) Morven Vahl (Pitcher) Triump of Saint Catherine (Cheerleaders) Characters: 3 Dialogus (Announcer/PR-Rep) 3 Dogmata (Lead Batter) 3 Hospitaller (Medics) 3 Imagnifier (Advertise experts) Infantry: 3x 10 models Repentia (Runners and batters. Their weapons can just become big baseball bats) 3x 10 models Celestial Sacresants (Really solid batters)

[@fildwebble2424]

these were hysterical, and i'd love to see more! As a suggestion: it could also be fun if you had a viewer submitted episode; see what kind of comedy we as a community can come up with! Either way though I hope you do more, these are a fucking riot to listen too!

[@arbitrary_mike7833]

You can make a 1945* point list of an imperial agents and knights allies that you can soup into any Imperial army with the new rules! Make one of the IA characters your warlord and you can play any Imperial army without having to own a single model from that faction. Assuming the rules work the way the WarCom article stated and points stay the same you can ally in: 2x10 DW Vets (400 points) Watch Master (105 points) Inquisitor Karamazov (130 points) 2x Corvus Blackstars (360 points) 10 GK Terminators (420 points) Knight Valiant (530 points) * edited because I messed up the math

[@ninjoypgd]

Ah yes, Cha’os Space Ma’rines, my favourite faction!

[@bigpoppa1234]

Super Heavy Guard Detachment - 1x Shadowsword, 1x Banesword, 2x LR Punisher, 2x Hydra, 3x Heavy Bolter Weapon Squads, 5x Shock Troopers, Cadian Command Squad, 1x Enginseer.

[@elricdotah]

With the upcoming agents of the imperium codex, you should really build a sisters of battle list: As with every good imperium list, we start with an Acastus Knight Asterius for 765 points Deathwatch Veterans going to Retinue means, we should really bring 2 units of 10 for 200 points each, so another 400 points And those should really be led by their watch masters for 105 points each, because obviously they have been requisitioned by two different watch fortresses (another 210 points) Now, we'ver heard grey knights brotherhood terminators become requisitioned units and you can bring one in each imperial army, so bringing 10 would be another 410 points And now we should really add some adeptus sororitas units, because what would sisters of battle be without them? So let's add 3 Ministorum Priests for 50 points each, one with Chaplet of Sacrifice (25) and one with Through Suffering Strength (25) and the last one being our warlord. For a total of 1995 points of battle sisters sausage party. OR you play a Genestealer Cults army in Brood Brother Auxilia, throw in 1000 points of AM infantry all with heavy GSC modifications, a knight worth ~450-525 points and some xeno hunting space marine specialists from the deathwatch, possibly led by Lord Inquisitor Kyria Draxus, one of mankinds best xenos hunters, because everything in your list has the Imperium keyword. There will definitively be no trouble...

[@JB-yr6qt]

For CSM, I've been looking more at making this meme list, because it's only 8 models that retails for over $800 until the 3D Printers go Brrrrr for $20. 3x Daemon Prince 3x Daemon Prince with Wings Khorne Lord of Skulls (CSM version) Knight Tyrant

[@bagel_guy9495]

The dark angels segment had me cackling on the floor

[@techpriestessfeeb2780]

my favorite list is what i call "oops all berserkers!" its 2000 points with 1x unit jackals 6x units Khorne bersekeers (60 total) 2x units if exalted eightbound 2x chais rhino 1x predator twin lascannon shadow boxing during your enemys shooting and movement is mandatory

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I AM STILL ASKING FOR EVERY FACTION’S PRIMARIS LIEUTENANT.

[@alphajank8052]

Funny enough my dark angels list looks sort of close to that meme list because my list is a meme list

[@warpstar8552]

15:57 this makes me want an episode on which album/songs would be for each legion. Like Thousand sons would be luminol from steven wilson and the dark angels would be rick wakeman's king arther album.

[@basteala525]

I would love to see the Ork Dakka list against the Floor is Bugs army from last video.

[@Weeklong_Seagull]

The best loadout I've ever seen for an army is it dude who just use the corsairs from the kill team and just bought a bunch of boxes and had only that. Technically speaking you have one of every kind of unit except for heavy or vehicle