ThePrimeagen Reacts To Hitler Reacting To ThePrimeagen

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@josemiguelmaciasvocar2690 3 ай бұрын

"Fair statement, Hitler" ThePrimeagen, 2024

@shalokshalom 3 ай бұрын

😂

@EchoPrograms 3 ай бұрын

I came down here to comment that lol, beat me to it

@LeetHaxington 2 ай бұрын

Time to clip this and tag netflix on twitter and ask them if this is why they turned you down in the interview, for not sharing the same kind of opinions as the rest of the staff

@bbsonjohn 2 ай бұрын

I agree with all Hilter's statement on PHP, so do you. Because it is an empty set.

@cabanford 3 ай бұрын

It's tough if you speak German. Dual plots

@shadamethyst1258 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I can't focus on both plots

@skaruts 3 ай бұрын

Yea, I always wondered... :)

@markusmachel397 3 ай бұрын

Yeah for me those montages suck 😂😂

@roymarshall_ 3 ай бұрын

Watch on mute

@emilbreiner9517 3 ай бұрын

For a German watching this is a pretty bizarre thing. Like hearing what they say and what prime says can't be any more different hahah

@gonzus1966 3 ай бұрын

Kudos to the authors of the subtitles, who made "Stalin" match with "stalling" -- well played!

@BalkanyeWest 3 ай бұрын

And SS matching with $$ was hilarious too

@lemoners 2 ай бұрын

and "garbage" at 6:20!

@somnvm37 2 ай бұрын

also talking about $$ when H says "SS"

@reilysmith5187 2 ай бұрын

He does it repeatedly. Even matched the eord bruh with his speech. Great attention to detail.

@galacticalvoyager Ай бұрын

@@reilysmith5187

@fuzzy-02 3 ай бұрын

Bro, this made me realise how the dev circle is such a parallel to wizard towers in fantasy and hoe they bicker and fight about magical philosophy all day

@monad_tcp 3 ай бұрын

When I had a job I spent like 40% of the time on bicker fights about magical philosophy and 10% on meetings, and 20% drinking coffee. Only about 12% was spent actually writing code, the rest was reading the lambda ultimate. Now I retired, I don't spend time on bicker magical philosophy because when you're a lone wolf you can do whatever.

@autohmae 3 ай бұрын

What is interesting is how we all supposedly also need to learn new languages and frameworks every X years.

@colemanroberts1102 3 ай бұрын

We conjure spirits from thought that move through the circuits. We bind them with names, and through those names we command and change them. The wizard book really makes programming sound metal.

@daddy7860 3 ай бұрын

Have you seen a cybersecurity debate?

@theodorealenas3171 3 ай бұрын

@@monad_tcp Hold on, how old are you? I thouht you are he person in the pfp

@n.w.4940 3 ай бұрын

If you know German it is ever funnier because when he says all those variables with the $$ it coincides with Hitler saying "SS" (The Schutzstaffel), which is just great timing. Really needs to get some probs!!!

@EricLS Ай бұрын

I don't even need to speak German, it was perfect

@Alibaba-id4dw 27 күн бұрын

catched that without knowing german. Also, bruh was clever too.

@5h4ndt 3 ай бұрын

These "subbed" hitler videos are always strange to watch when you understand both english AND german xD

@Rajala1404_y 3 ай бұрын

True

@aaronely759 3 ай бұрын

These AI translated videos have been very eye-opening to me to say the least

@DocBolle 2 ай бұрын

Dem kann ich nur zustimmen;-).

@alexpyattaev 3 ай бұрын

I must note that the salute used by the Germans during that war sounded suspiciously close to Zig...

@fulconandroadcone9488 3 ай бұрын

The language of Hans

@marioprawirosudiro7301 2 ай бұрын

"Zig." -- Hitler, 2024

@SaHaRaSquad 3 ай бұрын

For me nothing beats the Haskell version of this meme. "How about you pattern match my fist across your face" will never fail to make me laugh

@nonya69 2 ай бұрын

I've never seen it but it sounds hilarious

@tttm99 Ай бұрын

I wonder if there's a H reacts to H reacts... 😂 That would be priceless

@d1zputed23 Ай бұрын

That was him reacting to functional programming

@lguedes768 3 ай бұрын

my guy said: "fair statement hitler" LMFAO

@LusidDreaming 3 ай бұрын

PHP is like cockroaches. After the nuclear apocalypse, the only remaining webservers will be running PHP.

@JLarky 3 ай бұрын

Primeagen: PHP is not as bad Also Primeagen: well, let's try this new language which of course isn't PHP

@devOnHoliday 3 ай бұрын

from rust guy to php guy is a huge leap

@BlueBetaPro 3 ай бұрын

When a JavaScript dev tells you Go is bad that's when you know they're cooked. They can't deal with the fact that Go devs are happy because they're not JavaScript devs.

@deadchannel8431 3 ай бұрын

Im a happy go lucky JavaScript dev

@heroes-of-balkan 2 ай бұрын

@@deadchannel8431 you have Stockholm syndrome

@heroes-of-balkan 2 ай бұрын

Go devs enjoying nature

@Negs42 2 ай бұрын

I'm a very happy JS dev

@damiansimonak7955 2 ай бұрын

I use both :D Happy GO JavaScript GO Dev! :D

@hellelo.5840 3 ай бұрын

It all make sense since the web started with static html and we are going back to it, it make sense that we will go back to PHP

@elgrazo82 3 ай бұрын

4:02 that $$ reference 😭😭😭

@grmasdfII 3 ай бұрын

Understanding the language really ruins the fun of these :(

@tornoutlaw 3 ай бұрын

I wish we could switch the dub to another language.

@ultimaxkom8728 3 ай бұрын

Just turn it off.

@applepie6513 2 ай бұрын

@@ultimaxkom8728 then u cant hear blud's commentary

@IgorAlexeyM 27 күн бұрын

Which is why I will never learn German

@QvsTheWorld 3 ай бұрын

Dang I didn't know Prime knew about Action Script. A legit great language that is easy to learn in my opinion. Cons are that async is a bit weird (Worker) and it's missing out on some modern syntaxic sugar like arrow function and Linq.

@MarkMark 3 ай бұрын

“All programming is inconvenient“ I haven’t had this thought since I switched to Elixir.

@krellin 3 ай бұрын

Imagine reviewing hitlers code and nitpicking about spaces and rejecting it for stupid reasons until he snaps

@autohmae 3 ай бұрын

If you gonna review his code, might as well be a grammar nazi about his comments too 🙂

@harleyspeedthrust4013 3 ай бұрын

I never in my life thought I would see Mr. Primeagen watch a downfall parody

@syntaxerorr Ай бұрын

The best version of this is about racing and the editor lined up the phrase "Cobalt SS" when Hitler said the words SS. It lined up so perfectly with Cobalt SS

@user-hk3ej4hk7m 3 ай бұрын

zig isn't "moderately more convenient than c", it has a whole comptime thing lmao

@aidanbrumsickle 3 ай бұрын

Re: proxies Yeah it's great fun in the land of Spring when you forget to put breakpoints in both your controller and your service classes, and then you think, how long could it possibly take to step out of the service back to the controller? There's like 7 different levels of indirection to call an autowired Spring bean method, and they're all called invokeSomething. You have to use a debugger that knows about your framework, and there's something cursed about that.

@fulconandroadcone9488 3 ай бұрын

I tryed spring and I hate the guts of not knowing where something is instantiated.

@SPeeSimon 3 ай бұрын

Happens to every Dependency Injection framework. At least the ones i know. But then again, i could be helpful if there is some filter, circuitbraker or wathever in between that is causing an error. And the stacktrace is more helpful than from the Rx library.

@reybontje2375 3 ай бұрын

For web applications, PHP is fundamentally flawed, especially if you have to do IO during requests. Basically, this comes from two issues: every PHP request is basically a new process, and every request requires doing some setup, such as connecting to a database, loading language files, etc, etc, which will block. Likewise, doing database requests, API calls, etc, will block. All this work for every request. Sure, there's Laravel Octane for long-lived workers, so you don't need to do constant setup, but that's almost worse, because having a set amount of workers versus just forking a bunch of PHP engines will make it so any blocking will make further requests impossible. PHP was also never designed for long-lived processes, so it leaks memory like a seive, especially if you use libraries that never expected to run in a long-lived context. For anything that's a little more than a static page or a few database calls, PHP loses out to JavaScript, not to mention Go or Rust. I mean, sure, there's stream_select and some libraries that can make async work, like ReactPHP, but PHP still has some fundamental issues.

@turtlefrog369 3 ай бұрын

you dont know what you are talking about. php-fpm are long lived workers. and if you have as many workers as cores you dont even want to do async because it will slow down the CPU with context switching. I have a feeling you just dont understand web hosting/ webdev. Javascript/rust/go script kiddies need to learn more.

@reybontje2375 3 ай бұрын

@@turtlefrog369 You have no clue what you are talking about. If you are waiting for a IO, and you haven't made the underlying connection async, then waiting on the connection will block the thread and waste precious cycles doing nothing. If you have a finite number of workers, this places a hard limit on the concurrent number of requests that can be handled. If your database is locked or an API request is taking longer than expected... then you are fucked until that request finishes. It kills performance. Using the PHP SAPI and spawning a bunch of PHP threads is also a way to work around this, but then you are basically doing async but passing the work off to the kernel, while kernel threads are generally much heavier than green threads or tasks. In essence, PHP is okay as a templating engine, but it doesn't scale. Blocking itself requires context switching anyways, as you pass control back to the kernel to start scheduling time for other processes, which is much more expensive than simply opening sockets in async mode and handling a bunch of requests concurrently using an async runtime. These are basic computer science concepts that I learned as a freshman while getting my degree.

@turtlefrog369 3 ай бұрын

@@reybontje2375 dont wait for IO. your long winded post is irrelevant. web request have to be fulfilled ASAP. Just admit your L take is wrong.

@reybontje2375 3 ай бұрын

@@turtlefrog369 That's kinda my point. PHP is great for simple or static content. One or two calls to a database won't hurt too much. But once you start doing more complex stuff... like web sockets, keep-alive, SSE, etc, then async is the only realistic way to do so. Even PHP-FPM kills their workers after like 20 requests because PHP leaks so much memory that the only way to make long-lived workers realistic is to kill it quickly. For startups, blogs, or marketing, PHP is great. For more complex use-cases, it is not. Plain and simple. Since that's the case, it's much better to find a more performant language or server that actually has async support, such as Go, Rust, or Node. Again, PHP has a place and is good for quick iterations, but larger projects aren't meant for it. These are all extremely reasonable takes. I primarily used PHP for a long time and I kept running into issues related to these. There were some workarounds, sure. But fundamentally, PHP was never meant for the modern web, so it was a bitch to get everything working. I'm smart enough to work around these issues and find solutions, but after switching to another language, everything became much easier because I wasn't using PHP how it was meant to be used. Also, I have a minor complaint about PHP-FPM... They aren't compliant with the FastCGI spec. I implemented a FastCGI server to communicate with PHP-FPM and their non-compliance with some of the protocols was annoying, particularly they don't hint via FastCGI how many workers they have.

@turtlefrog369 3 ай бұрын

@@reybontje2375 did you just call facebook a startup? The "modern web" can F itself, js needs to go. I am sick of all the fingerprinting API. And no you do not use PHP for static content, what are you smoking?

@peterm.souzajr.2112 3 ай бұрын

LAMP stack was my first true stack, after just fiddling with html and dreamweaver and Flash etc.

@TrevelyanOO6 Ай бұрын

I rarely watch these, because I understand German as a second language and so its difficult to ignore the audio track and follow the subtitles.

@ColinTimmins 3 ай бұрын

ThePrimeagen will make PHP great again! Our hero in these trying times of software development…

@Soulis98 3 ай бұрын

@MerlinSpace 3 ай бұрын

As a german i have a headache now

@djyotta 18 күн бұрын

I can't get over how good that scene is. The whole film is great. No wonder it is parodied so much

@Moosems-pk8vc 3 ай бұрын

JavaScript is a plague on humanity. I refuse to use web based tech when I don’t need to. Local offline is glorious.

@bnolsen 3 ай бұрын

they need AI to redo the original german to match the new subtitles.

@mateusvmv 3 ай бұрын

"Whether you think my work is right, whether you think javascript deserves punishment, cast your vote now!!!"

@ceigey-au 3 ай бұрын

Man I'm still using Meteor, I never left the isomorphic JS hype phase

@properwaffles Ай бұрын

I REALLY miss ActionScript, I learned more about OOP in 3 months than I could have ever imagined.

@Backware01 3 ай бұрын

Damm i wish, i couldnt understand german for this one cause the audio wasnt edited, its only the subtitles

@NATAR160 2 ай бұрын

"No one really knows what a goroutine is. They just pretend!"

@notrhythm 3 ай бұрын

thank god its not a 28 minute video

@alxt111 3 ай бұрын

It's really hard for germans to watch these "Hitler reacting" videos. Reading fake subtitles while understanding the dub is confusing.

@vinylSummer 3 ай бұрын

So happy to not be a German

@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox 3 ай бұрын

they are so good for everyone else tho

@TheErtagon15 3 ай бұрын

Ignorance is bliss in this instance.

@daveevad3524 3 ай бұрын

Just shut off your brain The same when I watch people writing this kind of subtitles for JoJo meme video but I understood Japanese

@igorgrbaslijev8593 Ай бұрын

6:51 "If you break'er legs, its hard to cook orangutan"

@sugandesenuds6663 3 ай бұрын

as a german, i can confirm really sad this.

@andyMutale 3 ай бұрын

welcome to costco, i love you

@MrMurmandramas 2 ай бұрын

It's funny how Java has already 20+ versions and PHP has under 10, while being almost same age.

@finlanderxx 3 ай бұрын

LOL, we're back to PHP, maybe write few extensions for it with Zig or Rust

@guyfromdubai 3 ай бұрын

"If you break your legs, its hard to cook orangutan" -AH

@sirnukesalot24 3 ай бұрын

One day years from now when someone gets the bright idea to throw you a birthday roast, they should pull out a guy dressed like this to deliver it!

@Zmok Ай бұрын

Adobe Flash age was great. It was a mess, but it sparked so much creativity. And I'm ok with that, because nobody tried to run high volume corporate information system inside a Flash instance. Which was wise. Unlike someone else...

@claudiusraphael9423 3 ай бұрын

ThePrimeagen: "You wanna give your career the pink slips? Learn JavaScript. Even PHP is better than JavaScript ..." php: "A-ain't no mercy, a-a-ain't no mercy (Woah) Got that purple Lamborghini, purple Lamborghini lurkin'"

@FrezoreR 2 ай бұрын

This is just brilliant.

@grellsuttcliff6815 2 ай бұрын

Im a new software engineer and watching this makes me feel like that coding language has powercreep like in gacha games on every update

@timurrte5694 Ай бұрын

The poor little guy said in chat "PHP is not bad, it's just older than JS"... My dude, they both were created in 1995.

@estranhokonsta 3 ай бұрын

That was fun. Great script. I just hope that no PHP dev was injured in the making of the video.y

@jwr6796 Ай бұрын

FYI "Primeagen Hitler" is now something I search for.

@derekpowersblight 3 ай бұрын

ThePHPrimeagen

@kodekata 3 ай бұрын

Decorators and proxies may not be the worst when it comes to indirection. What about Aspect Oriented Programming and COMEFROM, the implicit GOTO instruction?

@koncinar 3 ай бұрын

Sorry, I'm late to the channel, but can somebody please explain the Costco joke? I can't figure out the pattern...

@CR3271 3 ай бұрын

Welcome to Costco...I love you 🤣🤣🤣

@austinfrench7426 3 ай бұрын

That was great haha. Just when I thought I was sick of seeing these.

@remboldt03 3 ай бұрын

It's hard for me to read along if I am hearing something completely different in my native language

@porky1118 2 ай бұрын

0:52 This doesn't work for me. I'm German, and the subtitles don't match what he's saying. They could at least have made an AI voice for this...

@Jeremyak 2 ай бұрын

Good movie, the clips are getting quite old but the film holds up.

@jerrygreenest Ай бұрын

Isomorphic argument is still a great argument

@jerrygreenest Ай бұрын

4:03 I can hear he's talking about $$ variables lol

@jakepsy 3 ай бұрын

This was great 😂

@tttm99 Ай бұрын

The inoculation to JS 2018 was remembering JS 1998. 😂 But being real... Disposable code is the best code. Except for the code you never even have to write.

@eidiazcas 3 ай бұрын

decorators are amazing

@Kiyuja 3 ай бұрын

as a native speaker this is so hard. The subs arent even close to aligning, I hate it...except for maybe the part about betrayal

@tttm99 Ай бұрын

Learn as many languages as you can stand to learn my friends. It dilutes the hatred. 😂 But please could someone tell me why I learnt coffeescript... "Oh... look at what new JS can do now". Like writing an XSLT engine months before msxml was released. This was in my stars. 😔🤣

@Christobanistan Ай бұрын

Go does have generics, for ~2.5 years.

@ArturdeSousaRocha 3 ай бұрын

Brazil not mentioned. I'm disappointed.

@pencilcheck 3 ай бұрын

isomorphic could be the future you know lol

@PristinePerceptions 3 ай бұрын

KZbin mentioned! 🎉

@robertaries2974 3 ай бұрын

Rahh, wtf is a bot comment

@NullPointerExpert 3 ай бұрын

I must be an exception - I neither love nor hate golang. It's merely okay.

@maiorskillsxd6912 3 ай бұрын

This video is really weird if you're german and you understand most of the real bad german they are speaking there, but the subtitles are saying something completely different.

@laughingvampire7555 3 ай бұрын

he was on the path to become a Leptos champion, when he was seduced by the evil PHP emperor, Darth Laravelus

@TorMier1308 3 ай бұрын

As a german, listening to this only in the background was so weird, ngl

@minementalx 3 ай бұрын

I don't know if you guys are history buffs, but the more I learn about that Hitler guy the more I don't care about him. I think he was a real jerk.

@albanx1 3 ай бұрын

I use Laminas(zend) for my personal project

@JasonTudisco 3 ай бұрын

Where is the original video?

@SimonBuchanNz 3 ай бұрын

As someone who actually used as3 at the time, don't listen to the guy who read a blog post about what Adobe thought would be a good idea once. It was a terrible language, poorly implemented.

@ignrey 3 ай бұрын

Guys, I think old primy wants to invade Poland.

@ntn888 Ай бұрын

this is gold!!

@naturallyinterested7569 3 ай бұрын

Nobody: ThePrimeagen: *literally agrees with Hitler*

@mr.togrul--9383 Ай бұрын

Lmao why is this video so good

@SoulExpension 3 ай бұрын

Hitler should have said, "... Wir wechseln zu Flutter und Dart..."

@gwaptiva 3 ай бұрын

These clips are really tough on us that actually understand German

@igorthelight 2 ай бұрын

1:00 - That's what she said! xD

@Gobhoblin126 3 ай бұрын

Someone please tell him about keys for foward back one frame

@martinweber988 3 ай бұрын

in my time, golang was tcl.

@privatesocialhandle 3 ай бұрын

Pure comedy lol

@pedrocruz-ds6bj 3 ай бұрын

link to the video reacted??

@andythedishwasher1117 3 ай бұрын

Not asking this in a hostile way, just genuinely curious. How exactly did you, Theo, and Fireship become the holy trinity of KZbin web developers? It feels like that's been a very engineered process, and I'm wondering how much of it was the three of you working together and how much was just the result of naturally aggregating fanbases or less naturally occurring sponsorship patterns.