The fact that this man found 5 women that agreed to married him gives me hope that I'll find someone
@trojan403 Жыл бұрын
Haha
@IndigoBellyDance8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 tbh do u want to date the ladies that marry him 😂😂😂😂
@byron713307 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KingNez896 ай бұрын
Lmao we all know all the women that married him had one thing on their mind....I wouldn't be shocked at all of he is the guy that has been married 5 times and is still a virgin....we all know none of those women wanting him touching them
@diaryofamadpanda31232 ай бұрын
"I've just been feeling weird about stuff / I need more kisses" was like knives in my fucking soul dude haha
@lp6445 Жыл бұрын
“never ever, in my 55 years of life, have i seen a woman.” i lost it at that part
@TheMedicatedArtist Жыл бұрын
Dude’s been married four times and immediately whined for more hugs and kisses five minutes after his fifth wedding.
@TheQuickSlice Жыл бұрын
😂
@NDJunction Жыл бұрын
not him talkin about he don't know what that mouth do or look like even, too >_> this catastrophe got ma stomach bubblin'; lawd have merCYYY
@kazithecanecorso2724 Жыл бұрын
They way he moved his head. Seems like he is gay
@Gabriel.1985. Жыл бұрын
@@kazithecanecorso2724 oh man totally I cringed when said/did that, and the voice he used was uber gay...LoL
@5050TM Жыл бұрын
Four failed marriages just might be even more of a red flag than purposely marrying someone the first time you see them get released from jail.
@Laurie_Ramone Жыл бұрын
The way he like, pursed his mouth after he said "I want more kissessssssssss" ughghhgh lmao
@elizabetht458 Жыл бұрын
How about that sassy little head thing he did while he was saying that and pursing his lips 😆 Holy shit
@BloodyMary420 Жыл бұрын
Absolute cringe 🤮🤮🤮
@Chuck_EL Жыл бұрын
@@elizabetht458 dude was like Joe from the three stooges when Joe went "Oh quit it" while he limp wrist hit Moe or Larry 😂
@Themalcolmestmalcolm Жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL corny
@Man_fay_the_Bru Жыл бұрын
@@Themalcolmestmalcolmtrue though🤷♂️
@Baddie_Vee Жыл бұрын
The “ I need more kisses “ physically hurt
@GeoffreyBronson Жыл бұрын
I actually burst out laughing when I saw the picture of her ex.
@Chuck_EL Жыл бұрын
Dude looks like and is swole as Clark Kent when he rescued them dudes from the ocean oil rig Yea Chazz ain't got a chance 😂
@feridedogan7653 Жыл бұрын
OK but his voice is Kinda sexy 😅
@alexbellington9243 Жыл бұрын
Yea kinda funny when he actually shows up, he looks like drugs ruined any incredible hulk looks he had.
@howlsmovingsuite Жыл бұрын
Or he's not had a course for a while... 😅
@joetamson4054 Жыл бұрын
it's really sad as she will be getting absolutely nailed by the ex cons and druggies and the Simp boyfriend will be getting nothing
@monalisa8504 Жыл бұрын
Never stop including the occasional "I'm Daonte" sound PLEASE 😂😂 I lose it every time
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
And an occasional "You're buying a white woman" from Daonte's best friend Derrick.
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
And an occasional "You're buying a white woman" from Daonte's best friend Derrick.
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
And an occasional "You're buying a white woman" from Daonte's best friend Derrick.
@nukaghoula Жыл бұрын
My gosh I really love these videos... Not the actual show, just your videos summarising and criticising them 😂
@Gabriel.1985. Жыл бұрын
He's funny. His commentary is pretty good for someone so young especially. It's definitely a talent. I don't know if I want to watch the whole show maybe but I like how he breaks it down for us and shows us all the juicy stuff.
@ThresherSharkz Жыл бұрын
Guys wake up TheQuickSlice posted
@zerobarsdood Жыл бұрын
QS never disappoints ❤
@Iknowyourehungrybitchhh Жыл бұрын
I’m up I’m up
@Edibleaccents Жыл бұрын
Who tf said we were sleep?
@ThresherSharkz Жыл бұрын
@@Edibleaccents just had to make sure👍
@YaLittleFriend Жыл бұрын
Here!!!😂
@DodgaOfficial Жыл бұрын
How does it never cross these older, less attractive people's minds that a younger, way more attractive person might not be legitimately in love with them and have ulterior motives? This is the problem with telling people that it's what's on the inside that counts, people take that to mean "I can get a supermodel because other people are supposed to look past my looks but I need an extremely attractive partner that will validate my delusions."
@jxdio8749 Жыл бұрын
Why doesn't it cross the "extremely attractive" partners mind to not take advantage of people?
@likearitual Жыл бұрын
@@jxdio8749 no need to twist this around out of some kind of moral duty.
@bobbyhall7472 Жыл бұрын
Lower your expectations? Lol
@staceykimbell9324 Жыл бұрын
Delusion is easier to handle than reality
@themanwithnonamecalledwyat7575 Жыл бұрын
Incel comment
@AngryGrape1337 Жыл бұрын
Chaz is the Nerd Emoji personified. I always wondered what the opposite of Chad was, now we can agree it's Chaz.
@gamingforever9121 Жыл бұрын
Lol😂 Chaz and Chad I’m done
@rachelleon13 Жыл бұрын
Let’s not insult nerds.😁
@ecwvdb10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Dingdongaccountant10 ай бұрын
I always say he’s human butters from South Park
@AngryGrape133710 ай бұрын
@@Dingdongaccountant Butters as an adult became a NFT ripoff artist though. Chaz is just an insecure loser who's only selling bullshit.
@Thatonegirl989 Жыл бұрын
I love this show more than 90 day fiancé at this point
@vladimirvilliani6732 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@anonymousqueen7179 Жыл бұрын
Same! Between this couple and Monique with the other dude, it’s whole entertaining circus 💀💀🎪💯
@liamburns8554 Жыл бұрын
I want to feel the same. But the sequencing of the episodes is all over the place on the Discovery app. Ruins it for me
@daynasafranek7807 Жыл бұрын
The delusion is so much greater on this show. It’s nonstop cringe and it’s fantastic!!!
@Koselill Жыл бұрын
I think 90 day fiancé is just getting sad at this point because so many of the americans are lying and taking advantage of the foreigners. At least in lockup theyre both equally as insane and equally take advantage of each other lol
@daytractor8553 Жыл бұрын
This should be called “The SIMPle Life”
@movingforward-fc4lg Жыл бұрын
Call this the Simp hall of fame 😂
@IndigoBellyDance8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@pyangurloo Жыл бұрын
I'm such a big fan. How do you NOT have like, a million subscribers already? Keep posting, I'll keep watching! :)
@andrewcruz1931 Жыл бұрын
Shut up
@DD-wv4gt Жыл бұрын
Cause he talks too much
@denny414 Жыл бұрын
@@DD-wv4gthey Chazz
@kelly_mtl13 Жыл бұрын
Chazz is that guy that comes to the stripclub to see his "girlfriend" and has a meltdown when she dances for other customers 😂
@soggyfroggy22 Жыл бұрын
Right, and the irony! 😂
@JacquelynNhi Жыл бұрын
Fckn nailed it!
@concertslivehd3336 Жыл бұрын
GIRLLL STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP IM CRYING
@GameChanger-xi4iy Жыл бұрын
You got experience being the "girlfriend" huh?
@sad2540 Жыл бұрын
It’s so insane that some guys think going to a strip club is the same thing as “having a date.” Very very pathetic stuff.
@laurenr9659 Жыл бұрын
Branwyn is the kind of girl Chazz has always wanted to be with an obsessed over in high school.
@candicenicole1219 Жыл бұрын
Quickslice Thank you!!! I was watching the season saying that I hope you covered this trainwreck!! Makes Angela and Maccheelllllll look like lovebirds🤭🤭🤭😂😂
@NDJunction Жыл бұрын
*chokes* not mike and angie xD HOLY SHEESH!
@eurojay Жыл бұрын
What season is this
@Julia-sj1yr Жыл бұрын
Man I have been praying you'd discover this absolute dumpster fire of a "couple". It's honestly impossible to determine who is a worse human being. LMAO the "i'M dAoNtE" sound clip always kills me
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
Chazz and Branwin were almost as bad as Heather and Dylan. In fact, Chazz reminds me of Heather.
@Julia-sj1yr Жыл бұрын
@@mariakelly90210 totally see what you mean, on the show their behaviour was very similar. But I REALLY feel bad for Heather, she's constantly posting about how she's homeless and people are out to get her etc, definitely seems like a mental health crisis.
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
I'm on TEAM BRANWIN
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
I'm on TEAM BRANWIN
@preciousmcfadden4291 Жыл бұрын
Lol I dated a guy just like Chazz. The fucking baby voice KILLED me. I can't stand a man doing a baby voice. He would spend so much money on me and try to guilt me for it. He was OBSESSED with another man "having my heart". He straight up told me I could sleep with other men as long as he still has my heart. It was weird as hell. I can't deny the gifts kept me around. I'll never do that again because the money is not worth it. Men like this have no concept of LOVE only OBSESSION.
@JaZmine147 Жыл бұрын
Clingy men creep the ef out of me.
@sabir1208 Жыл бұрын
Omg there was a young man who was obsessed with me like that. I once asked him if I decided to go with someone else and wanted to come back, and he was like, "I'll always be here." It was weird. He eventually moved on because I said he was too immature for me and his gf ended up having her friends beat and torture him, and then murdered him and left his body in the woods for the 2 months. RIP Joshua Ramos 🥺😭
@cherrypops212 Жыл бұрын
@@sabir1208 i just looked him up and wow you weren't kidding, what the fuck.
@sabir1208 Жыл бұрын
@salma ela Yeah, I know people lie on the internet but that would be some really dark ish to lie about it. I feel so guilty about it sometimes still😞
@liveandletlive497 Жыл бұрын
@@sabir1208 that took such a sad turn 😔 poor man
@lindsay3995 Жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy’s explicit bids for affection and reassurance are the exact reason why people have walls up and communicate passively in relationships causing issues. It’s the sheer terror of accidentally coming across like this guy if you ever ask for affection out loud. He’s the nightmare, the worst case scenario.
@chez0788 Жыл бұрын
There's a bunch of women just like this that whine about affection 24/7 but nobody talks about that either lol
@JoejoeEng Жыл бұрын
@@chez0788because that's completely normal for desperate middle aged women to behave that way, that's just women, typically. ( I'm gay I have no dog in this fight but nobody talks about it because it is what it is.. nobody walks around saying wow the blue is sky why is nobody discussing this 🙄🙄" umm because we know. It just is.
@denny414 Жыл бұрын
Then says what a nice guy he is and blames the women for choosing all the bad boys
@6kunk Жыл бұрын
"He should be insecure, because she doesn't love him" classic
@casiosaurus Жыл бұрын
"Chazz is a petite guy" lmao
@JudasMaccabeus1 Жыл бұрын
She got plowed by her ex that night guaranteed. No woman wants a “petite” guy.
@itzhope3787 Жыл бұрын
Everytime he says the word baby i die a little inside 🤢🤮
@briannab6833 Жыл бұрын
Haha omgggg… as a woman… I’ve dated men who are like this and let me tell you, once this behaviour comes up it’s DONE. It’s too much, it’s creepy, it’s self absorbed and disingenuous. It’s just blegh on so many levels.
@alexmartin3143 Жыл бұрын
Wow yeah i didn’t get any of that from the video we both watched…
@cdot1131 Жыл бұрын
@@alexmartin3143alex is a beta….he uses a baby voice hence his massive offense to this obviously cringe that he embodies 24:7 365
@ChoppedBananas10 ай бұрын
Whenever I see someone use the term beta in reference to a person or man, I know they have the mind of a teenager. Talk about fucking cringe. Ughhh. What are you, like 15?@@cdot1131
@Sals-Clips Жыл бұрын
Man that DELUSION picture that you put up with his face in the circle had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. This guy is beyond any beta male I've ever seen.
@AllisonMarieArmstrong Жыл бұрын
Lmfao I love ur videos. Cant believe milf manor was taken down what a monstrosity… P. S. That “I’m DAONTE” sound bite kills me every damn time
@Chuck_EL Жыл бұрын
Daonte's smile freeze frames got them mid to late 80s smooth jazz album cover vibes 😂
@edeeeen Жыл бұрын
i physically recoiled when he called her 'baby'🏃♀
@jimmyesco7743 Жыл бұрын
“Never ever in my 55 years have I seen a wedding” 😂
@neatstatus Жыл бұрын
This is my debut on this channel. The algorithm brought me here. The voice over commentary had me dying, but I completely lost it when that black screen with "Delusion" came in 🤣. Subscribing immediately.
@SnapszDuhh Жыл бұрын
It’s called love bombing and it’s manipulative af. Smh. You’re right a lot of them do it.
@ihateutube1143 Жыл бұрын
Lol..well she's pretty accepting
@denny414 Жыл бұрын
@@ihateutube1143please don't defend this cringy shit it's giving me incel she clearly was uncomfortable and it was too soon for her to break his lil goofy heart
@brandonhopkins11067 ай бұрын
Well she was hustling him also
@NDJunction Жыл бұрын
i said "i'm Deonte" in my head and u said it a minute later; i can't *breathe* , sir. i don't understand these people who just ...idk, ASSUME they will agree on every single choice, every single time and the other person has no personality outside of their own T-T
@m.s2829 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lesliejacques605 Жыл бұрын
My ex-boyfriend, The Incredible Hulk 😆
@LifeInPink999 Жыл бұрын
So I discovered this channel today and I have been watching your videos all day. This channel deserves more subscribes the comments are hilarious while critical I also appreciate how he is able to summarize and comment X show I didn’t saw before and have no idea who is who in relatively short amount of time without me feeling I lost something or need further explanation.
@angelgirl21luv Жыл бұрын
9:19 "I can feel the little amount of attraction she had for him just be sucked out" LMFAO MY EXACT THOUGHT
@OneOfThoseTypes Жыл бұрын
The dog that was at her prison release was the best person in the video.
@BV-AutoАй бұрын
I knew "I'm Daonte!" was coming and it still got me! 😅😂
@lexihart5416 Жыл бұрын
he’s like a softer big ed💀
@Alex-kt8qe Жыл бұрын
Except big Ed actually succeeds with manipulating women with money
@mariakelly90210 Жыл бұрын
HEY! Chazz is psychotic but there's no need to insult him by comparing him to Big Ed!
@Rspsand07 Жыл бұрын
@@Alex-kt8qeCuz he looks for kind foreigners who need a green card. This guy looks for American inmates
@fredskull1618 Жыл бұрын
Chazz is a straight up Fred Armisen character
@kung-foo47214 ай бұрын
Dude… spot on! L0L
@chillproduction7142 Жыл бұрын
It’s almost like … all these recently released individuals found someone that will buy them stuff in jail and then when they’re free.. no longer need them … lol
@daviddawes293 Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy I found this channel bcuz I don't think I could watch full episodes..
@Eckalicious Жыл бұрын
He had rain on his wedding day, she got a free ride when she'd already paid. Isn't it ironic?
@daniellevaughn4598 Жыл бұрын
😂
@andrewcruz1931 Жыл бұрын
Best comment I’ve seen .
@tonyangelo9109 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@JillCheese Жыл бұрын
Don't ya think?🤔
@sabir1208 Жыл бұрын
And the good advice from his family, he didn't take 🤣🤣🤣
@melbbb5673 Жыл бұрын
this guy is saying he's been married 4 times because he likes to "take chances" but he should change those words to "make bad decisions"
@ProfessorTakatoPalm Жыл бұрын
I rarely ever hear anyone ever mention in these shows something that they actually love about the other person besides their physical appearance. it’s always “Aww they’re so amazing, they’re so beautiful/handsome, they’re an Angel.” That is 100% the honest truth. When looking at so many of these shows truer words have never been spoken.
@TheBuckeyeMan20 Жыл бұрын
That deonte clip got me weak😂😂
@kayla123ism Жыл бұрын
How did she come out with a full face of makeup!? 😂 like her prison has a beauty center before you leave
@Rspsand07 Жыл бұрын
They make prison makeup with candies and shit seen it in prison docus
@RubyBlueUwU4 ай бұрын
They’re allowed makeup in prison lmao. Nobody’s getting shanked with mascara.
@Jahsizzl9 Жыл бұрын
“ my ex boyfriend the Incredible Hulk”
@moxiemaxie3543 Жыл бұрын
Theres clingy but he's clingy AND insecure
@denny414 Жыл бұрын
And cringy
@aquasnek5487 Жыл бұрын
People end up in basements dead with guys like this 😆
@russhubbard72 Жыл бұрын
Your commentary is absolutely brilliant on this video 😂
@AnnCooper33 Жыл бұрын
"You're beautiful" and "I need more kisses" in creepy old man voice 😂😂
@specjalistapatologii33152 ай бұрын
Why she married him if he is creepy for her????
@a.a.l.3236 Жыл бұрын
Commenting to boost in the algorithm because you're hilarious slice. Always stoked when you post. Also love the running Daonte(?) gag
@ChristyAnne-bx7ps7 ай бұрын
🤮🤮😄😄😄
@kvromiie89 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your videos!
@TheQuickSlice Жыл бұрын
Thank you!! 😁
@itsleraro248 Жыл бұрын
“I’m Daonte”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spencersipes4175 Жыл бұрын
That "delusion" motivation poster...💀
@peanutforever2191 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Please do Love After Lockup! That could be podcast #2 each week. I WANT THAT.
@tysonsutton9621 Жыл бұрын
If you spliced together DNA from David, Daonte, and Ben, Chaz would be the end result.
@astrokoneko Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COVERING THIS SHOW OMG
@JanaVanana Жыл бұрын
Omg you are a star! "The small amount of attraction she had for him being sucked out of the car", hahaha hilarious
@ernestosuarez4499 Жыл бұрын
Everytime he said "baby" was just so cringy! Poor dude, he is gonna be payin her bills while The Hulk provides the salami!
@alexandrar9485 Жыл бұрын
I just found your channel and I love your commentary.❤
@BugalooB Жыл бұрын
Keep pumping these out bro, this made my day.
@derekbos4404 Жыл бұрын
Him .. 5th marriage. Her .. just outta prison. What could possily go awry??!! 😂
@ShoNuffKMW Жыл бұрын
2:05 The funniest edit I've ever heard.. Hilarious! 💀
@golnarnakai65755 ай бұрын
The random "I’m Daonte " and you saying: yea.. I know, nobody Asked… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m watching this for the millionth time just to laugh.. your page cured my Depression 😂
@truphat2day Жыл бұрын
I’ve never watched any of these shows and never will your commentary is enough 😂. Keep up the great work.
@dknine2942 Жыл бұрын
“i’m deonte “😭😭😭
@zaineysaint2564 Жыл бұрын
This was awesomely done. I’m ready for the next one. Also I couldn’t believe I wasn’t subbed cus I was looking & i have seen quite a bit of your videos. ❤
@jbsamjam Жыл бұрын
Your assessment of the situation is spot on.
@bsgenius22 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love all of your videos please keep it up❤
@Lauralicia Жыл бұрын
I love this channel! Summarizing the whole situation and episodes in one and all the main points ! Thank you!
@drewizkoollikeicecre Жыл бұрын
Funny how he focused on Aaron putting money on her books, but totally ignored him saying he answered the phone whenever she called. Chazz is just creepy with a capital C.
@brookejohnston2126 Жыл бұрын
If you and Film Cooper made a video together, my life would be complete 😂
@Benjibankz Жыл бұрын
“Alright pls just settle down” 🤣🤣🤣 your whole commentary is funny 🤣 definitely subscribing
@lovelyladycarter3687 Жыл бұрын
"I'm Deonte" Alright ok... I didn't ask😂😂😂😂😂
@alisondorantes-garcia5751 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for these videos, I’m howling with laughter.
@kayla123ism Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize the video was almost over 😂 literally every “conversation” they had was just I love you so much you’re so beautiful and THATS IT
@SEKunkle Жыл бұрын
Never ever question the innate ability of humans to delude themselves. Everyone does it a little but the men in all of these obviously mismatched "relationships" are truly masters of the art form.
@kristyloox Жыл бұрын
Quick slice!!!! Love when you post❤
@bogus69 Жыл бұрын
I’m binging your videos the same way you binge those disaster couple shows lol, easily the most entertaining KZbinr at the moment. 😂
@princesabonita79 Жыл бұрын
"cant show them kissing because my channel my get terminated" lmaooooooooo
@ThinkPeace95 Жыл бұрын
The “I’m deonte” gets me every time 😂
@TheNYJets157 ай бұрын
Bro LOL when I heard…”I’m Deonte”😂💀
@Fishfood94 Жыл бұрын
Dude I fuggin love your videos, you’re so funny 😂
@karenchristie5527 Жыл бұрын
These situations are complete insanity!
@sabrinamerrick1271 Жыл бұрын
Chazz, Daonte and Shawn are the trifecta simpage kings!
@bezerkeyturkey8847 Жыл бұрын
but David though...
@Chuck_EL Жыл бұрын
@@bezerkeyturkey8847 Shawn is the worse dude threw his wife and kids under the bus to get with the woman he "dated"
@tooshady47446ttv Жыл бұрын
Your actually pretty funny bro your comments are the comic relief😂 bravo I gotta give ya a like
@togetogetogepi Жыл бұрын
so excited for the next vid lol, i know the breakdown is gonna be great
@cassie_j1 Жыл бұрын
Finally some accurate commentary on these 2!! And hilarious as usual!
@TheNYJets157 ай бұрын
“His swag!!”😂😂💀💀
@isabellahudson779 Жыл бұрын
Omg WHY is the narrator so funny??😂 he’s the whole reason I watch these videos. #worthit
@cameronmazziotta3771 Жыл бұрын
Actually the eye of a hurricane is the calm part isn’t it lol
@shanekiapatterson1509 Жыл бұрын
Hunched over his phone in the rain😭
@Tassie85 Жыл бұрын
Hey Quick Slice - you never fail us! Thank you
@redsmoker37 Жыл бұрын
Oh I've been just waiting for your to roast them. Love your content.
@JustDutchess Жыл бұрын
I wanma see the kiss now lmaoooo the way you described it was hilarious!!
@Wendy-Williams-NC Жыл бұрын
Chazz, Chazz, Chazz....he is quite the unique dude, really!! Chazz is actually a USMC veteran who played guitar professionally in the corps for 20 years...he now plays guitar in a freaky death metal band!!! He is a regular in the live chat of a small YT channel that does interviews and reviews of LALU and 90 Day Fiance and he comes across as a regular, likable guy! That doesnt change the fact that he does indeed have horrible judgement in relationships lol and that he was soooo clingy and super creepy when he got on the kick of trying to consummate his marriage while Branwynn would freak-tf-out at the thought of sex with him while she was sober and would revert to thumb-sucking!!! Imagine how you'd feel to know that intimacy with you drives your partner to sucking their thumb??? That should be a mood killer but nah...he kept trying!!! lol
@Nattyxxx6 Жыл бұрын
is him a former Marine?....what...no way😮😮😮
@brandonhopkins11067 ай бұрын
@@Nattyxxx6yes he is
@victoriadiesattheend.8478Ай бұрын
I feel like Chazz has good qualities and could be a good partner to someone BUT his insecurity really makes him unattractive. He HAS TO work on it bc it will always doom him.
@sanecatlady Жыл бұрын
Why am I always expecting him to say, "Hi, I'm Daonte and you're watching Disney Channel" 😂
@lumpsum61755 ай бұрын
Your narrations are hilarious
@joseaviles3198 Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when I start it with a new quick slice vid.