The poisoned teacher thing is true for my secondary school. A dude put chemicals in the chemistry teachers tea and he ended up getting really sick. He thought he was cool but literally everyone thought he was a dick.
@jakehenry96523 жыл бұрын
Something like that happened in my school, but it was someone pouring hand sanitizer in the science teachers fish tank to kill all of his fish instead.
@certiimxhzn3 жыл бұрын
O.o
@ianek32893 жыл бұрын
@@jakehenry9652 that's not very pog
@bekcha41703 жыл бұрын
Teaching as a career really sucks
@bekcha41703 жыл бұрын
That’s fucked up
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un3 жыл бұрын
I have a confession: I recently married our newest missile behind my wife's back
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
i know how annoying self promoters are so I'm just gonna get straight to the point 😔 me and my freind are racing to 500 subscribers he's so close (48 away) and I'm quite far off, if any of you guys can help me and subscribe to my channel I would really appreciate it💞, sorry to anyone I annoyed, I hope everyone is staying safe during this pandemic💯
@certiimxhzn3 жыл бұрын
*Visible confusion*
@TheFutureIsBritish3 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 ur subscribed to Logan paul and morgz u don't deserve 500 subs
@colins99803 жыл бұрын
@@TheFutureIsBritish and he’s subbed to a fake mrbeast
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
@@TheFutureIsBritish lmao
@carolineankerstjerne39863 жыл бұрын
i honestly love these confession vids, they’re sick
@adachiisdisappointedinyou15943 жыл бұрын
They are until people just lie about things that they probably didn’t do
@oxigenical3 жыл бұрын
most are pretty obvious, that theyre fake
@dr0ogway8093 жыл бұрын
Ik they are my favourite vids
@bananaboi90672 жыл бұрын
Rewatch gang
@Keeby.3 жыл бұрын
the people saying "i almost killed someone" is defo just some white 14 year old kids after they bumped into someone and didnt say sorry
@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver3 жыл бұрын
My friend's ex boyfriend tired to convince an entire room of people that he killed someone with a gun and got away from it. He's black, from Compton, and he had a lot of stories like that. He's also 24....
@sunnex4743 жыл бұрын
You mean 14 year old white girls?
@RekonzChannel3 жыл бұрын
That’s a great description of yourself.
@Keeby.3 жыл бұрын
@@sunnex474 no its usally the white boys that are edgy and the white girls just go on instagram and talk about zodiac signs and spam sksks or some bull shit
@nmrmkhtp3 жыл бұрын
@@WATER.SHED121 it's just stereotypes. don't make every thing deep
@jcb89813 жыл бұрын
someones grandmother: dies george: “thats not very poggers”
@bekkylouise38963 жыл бұрын
Someone: *gives a slightly risky confession* George: “no you didn’t” Another person: “I found £75k in my dads room then he went to prison” Also George: “umm ok fair enough”
@bananaboi90672 жыл бұрын
Rewatching all Georgies banger vids
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
Your "company" *Give that evil incorporation back to its rightful owner Doofenshmirtz*
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
i know how annoying self promoters are so I'm just gonna get straight to the point 😔 me and my freind are racing to 500 subscribers he's so close (48 away) and I'm quite far off, if any of you guys can help me and subscribe to my channel I would really appreciate it💞, sorry to anyone I annoyed, I hope everyone is staying safe during this pandemic💯
@bigbyrome3 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 who care who care
@jdwmyt3 жыл бұрын
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: Toad.
George: "respect your parents and never lie to them" Also George: "I hate parents I hate teachers Grrrrr"
@victoriaclark49813 жыл бұрын
He was joking
@SpectorsKuei3 жыл бұрын
“There’s something wrong with you lot” no shit
@Plslsl3 жыл бұрын
My favourite anime.. *_finding nemo_*
@certiimxhzn3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Finding Nemo... *The anime*
@renamamiya64233 жыл бұрын
Mine is Corey in the house
@jasper45493 жыл бұрын
Mines peters griffins bizarre adventures
@jamesagarfield77753 жыл бұрын
George of course there's something wrong with us, we watch you.
@PaulMetcalfe3 жыл бұрын
hard to arguee with that
@russiagear92123 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 you're sad
@VelociraptorAnimations3 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 not interested anymore
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
@@russiagear9212 sorry man
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
@@VelociraptorAnimations sorry for annoying you, hope you and your loved ones are staying safe
@movingprawn3 жыл бұрын
‘Oh that’s not very poggers’ memeulous 2020
@secludedsnail34243 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I learnt that plastic is toxic now, I feel like an idiot, if only I learnt before I melted a plastic bowl while trying to melt a chocolate in a ban Marie Edit: I just realised it’s even worse that I got taught this by memeulous. Imagine Being Taught Something By Memeulous
@leehidegkuti51093 жыл бұрын
My confession: I had a w*nk to James may’s cooking show
@xdboohoo3 жыл бұрын
I mean... Who hasn't?
@RichardCheezman3 жыл бұрын
C H E E S E
@ianek32893 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one then
@suicidaltuna55903 жыл бұрын
Cheese
@blick80spxz3 жыл бұрын
wink? 😂 Ik it’s wank, I’m not dumb
@Ilikepats3 жыл бұрын
A Duck approves this video
@user-nb2sx3 жыл бұрын
good duck
@srirachanoodles69143 жыл бұрын
Just stop man, it’s not funny anymore
@gulag93883 жыл бұрын
@R26 lol same
@jackcreaser77733 жыл бұрын
By the time you posted this you can't even have watched the full video
@wolfimueller94493 жыл бұрын
good
@TheAudreypixel3 жыл бұрын
Does George use a different voice when he’s in public without his disguise because he has a very distinct voice and I feel like someone would have recognized him by now *random thought
@persephone33093 жыл бұрын
Doubt anyone would notice cos a lot of people in London talk like him. I doubt you'd know unless you were looking if you get me
@swimmnlikenemo3 жыл бұрын
@@persephone3309 but if he goes out with the rest of the eboys, surely he would be noticed (pre mask/COVID). Like they say that they all go out to drink together,, someone must have connected the dots
@BadrAlrawi3 жыл бұрын
George's slick comebacks were amazing this vid.
@Т9Т3 жыл бұрын
NO THERE ISN'T
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
i know how annoying self promoters are so I'm just gonna get straight to the point 😔 me and my freind are racing to 500 subscribers he's so close (48 away) and I'm quite far off, if any of you guys can help me and subscribe to my channel I would really appreciate it💞, sorry to anyone I annoyed, I hope everyone is staying safe during this pandemic💯
@aggressivedogpetter81893 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 Alright Bot
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
@@aggressivedogpetter8189 I ain't a bot but sorry for the self promo
@scaremoth3343 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 shush
@Keeby.3 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 no one cares
@CertainSomebody3 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel perfectly normal
@vincentshelman23953 жыл бұрын
First Instagram confessions: I killed my pet This one: I cheated on my boyfriend
@AlecWindmiller3 жыл бұрын
read more
@frogfolk42883 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: my oldest sister works at a care home and my brothers friends nan was there. Long story short, my sister knew about her nans death before she did, and therefore, so did me and my brother.
@mjwoods143 жыл бұрын
No, there's something wrong with YOU LOT
@excuseyou-pi9jw3 жыл бұрын
when you're early but you can't think of anything funny
@unknown112153 жыл бұрын
The likes did u well .🤣
@djjocenterplus3 жыл бұрын
shut up
@emilygrace9423 жыл бұрын
i had some great true ones but i was late :(
@360Collector3 жыл бұрын
Gutted mine didn’t get used
@360Collector3 жыл бұрын
@bartholomew bog only our lord and Saviour big GeorgeMemeulous is allowed to know
@LucidGumzhys3 жыл бұрын
when you're that early the self promoters are not here yet
@tommymarco3 жыл бұрын
lol !
@harrimation17033 жыл бұрын
sub
@posnow68923 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy these videos, they are both funny and educational!
@daisythompson073 жыл бұрын
“im sebby if the boys see this“ smh💀😭😭😭
@VirgilSonofSparda3 жыл бұрын
George: watch a big boy show like downtom abbey Me:YEAH WATCH HENTAI
@the_antag0nist8413 жыл бұрын
Ah a fellow weeb EDIT: also what is your pfp? I feel like ive seen it before
@VirgilSonofSparda3 жыл бұрын
@@vampuriaaa it’s spelled sayori
@wallhumorr23233 жыл бұрын
I know no one asked but one time I was in class and I brang my phone to school (this was before the pandemic). I had a substitute teacher and her name will be Ms. Karen because she was basically a textbook definition of a Karen. So I was in class and it was fucking DEAD SILENT like you could hear the pencils across the paper and suddenly from my messenger bag, I hear "On a boat ride" (mind you back then I and my sister were HUGE Set It Off fans and my sis set that ringtone) and it went off until forever. Apparently my teacher was deaf and this little snitch, (Let's call him Snitchy Mitchy) hears it and says he hears a phone ringing. I'm over here shaking and about to cry because Ms. Karen is like "I hear a phone whoever has it give it to me" and I'm over here thinking "Oh shit I'm about to be in detention and have my phone taken away". So I'm flipping my shit but trying not to let Ms. Karen notice, even though I'm in the front of the class. So suddenly like heaven sent a whole ass angel down the girl behind me went to Snitchy Mitchy and was like " Hey it's probably a toy," and then she turns to me and was like "It's a toy right?" And I nodded my head, probably looking traumatized and like I just saw hell. I swear if it wasn't for her I would've gone insane. She was so nice the whole school year too and it was really cool.
@lambees77913 жыл бұрын
Wish I had someone like her in my class There r solo much snitches in mine
@Oodelally3 жыл бұрын
1:21 I had one of those as well when I was younger, can confirm it hurts a lot (hurt my fingers not my foreskin)
@PootisSpencerHeeyah Жыл бұрын
What 💀
@xtyql3 жыл бұрын
2:57 or this is England shop scene
@archie70273 жыл бұрын
You just know these pyschos are the stans on twitter
@infantswithfirearms3 жыл бұрын
Confession: I will now write a Memeulous smut fanfic just out of spite
@LilydoesThings3 жыл бұрын
Fact: that’s gross, don’t do that :)
@sebastian66083 жыл бұрын
Link?
@Tir3d.c0rpse3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastian6608 LMAO- 🏃💨
@natalie38753 жыл бұрын
where . whats the name / @
@natalie38753 жыл бұрын
@Lambshades i do wanna read it pls send it wonevy dont listen to the haters /j
@theblob29373 жыл бұрын
My (minor) confession: in band, I drew buff kool aid man, which was an inside joke I wasn’t supposed to know. No one knows I did it yet.
@thefabarooneymilo993 жыл бұрын
Ok but the Thomas trackmaster thing is a mood
@louise1203 жыл бұрын
lmao when your answer makes it into the video, but as an example of why not to send multiple part confessions
@louise1203 жыл бұрын
still counting this as a big W
@rachelrumsey52773 жыл бұрын
I love this you should make it a series
@aaronmatthews60953 жыл бұрын
"watch some real stuff like Downtown Abbey or some real drilla stuff like that" potentially my favourite George line of all time
@justsomepersononyoutube92713 жыл бұрын
He's really taking social distancing seriously
@_sadiyyyaaa_78343 жыл бұрын
petition for memeulous to make all the obamaland prints into stickers because they're so cool
@rolal3 жыл бұрын
People admitting their stories that might make them end up in jail But my unexciting life over here like 🧍♀️
@brainmeat23303 жыл бұрын
7:15 heya that was me, it's true. i was more around 11, but i did nearly choke someone to death at a bus stop for harassing me on the bus ride home. luckily i've grown out of that violent streak but man oh man
@hazed11193 жыл бұрын
We’re a dodgy lot
@ohdear71223 жыл бұрын
it was either "well thats not very nice" or "no you didnt" and Im living for it
@nebul8a313 жыл бұрын
I wish I had Instagram so I could tell the story of how I was hit by a parked car once
@catbugtf14 күн бұрын
3:03 we stan an ace king (or queen) (or whatever you want to be called)
@kyle_prods88233 жыл бұрын
When I Was Like 6 I Went Down A Tire Slide And There Was A Girl Walking Across The Bottom And I hit Her So Me Being 6 I Walked Away and Asked My Dad How She Could Fly, He Took Me Out The Theme Park.
@imogenfurner33553 жыл бұрын
These videos are really nice and easy to watch... please more of these!!
@Grumbleton293 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: George finds out how fricked up his audience is
@necrobach48543 жыл бұрын
One time I got my grades in the mail. Obviously I looked at them. But they weren’t my grades, turns out I got nominated student of the month in the science department. And then I hid the letter that held my grades
@Mi17y3 жыл бұрын
I like you're hoodie Mr Memeulous
@DeniableFares3 жыл бұрын
You can buy it at Memeulous.shop
@Mi17y3 жыл бұрын
@@DeniableFares :) I don't have any money
@jessicaosorio32293 жыл бұрын
I just chocked on my Gatorade when he gagged at the grades on lol
@oooleh3 жыл бұрын
Correction: there is a lot wrong with me
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
i know how annoying self promoters are so I'm just gonna get straight to the point 😔 me and my freind are racing to 500 subscribers he's so close (48 away) and I'm quite far off, if any of you guys can help me and subscribe to my channel I would really appreciate it💞, sorry to anyone I annoyed, I hope everyone is staying safe during this pandemic💯
@jasonince40943 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 no
@dylantekin97633 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 if you want subscribers, make content and upload videos
@shanondevlin20893 жыл бұрын
george instantly makes my day better
@kiachnish3 жыл бұрын
My worst confession : I stole a Pokémon card when I was 8
@2amanon783 жыл бұрын
same
@schizophil13 жыл бұрын
Monster
@Tlmmy9243 жыл бұрын
Ffs man. You are glad I didnt tell the police
@HawkySB3 жыл бұрын
2:02 greatest plug yet
@JellyJ13 жыл бұрын
I dunno if im thankful or sad he didn't read my confession
@ianek32893 жыл бұрын
Same tbh Mine was a bit sus
@ianek32893 жыл бұрын
@bartholomew bog no... no you don’t
@JellyJ13 жыл бұрын
@bartholomew bog you really do not wanna know XD
@bradensmith29073 жыл бұрын
George: What's wrong with getting sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends? D'Angelo Wallace: Am I a joke to you?
@conallcache3 жыл бұрын
*GRANDMA TURNED INTO SAND CASTLE*
@George-vu5se3 жыл бұрын
This is literally a public church confession box
@laylaeloise47663 жыл бұрын
IT WAS ME THAT PUT THE HAMSTER IN THE MICROWAVE Edit: I’d just like to say that no hamsters actually exploded
@2amanon783 жыл бұрын
gOOD GOD
@bradenjoy80583 жыл бұрын
WHY WOULD YOU PUT A HANSTER IN A MICROWAVE
@laylaeloise47663 жыл бұрын
@@bradenjoy8058 I NEVER PUT A HAMSTER IN A MICROWAVE
@nikolaglushkov78133 жыл бұрын
Bruh thomas the foreskin engine got me lmao.
@smallstone8363 жыл бұрын
Accordion to a recent study 90 percent of you didn't notice I put an instrument at the start of this comment
@calcumalations12353 жыл бұрын
I noticed lol
@droptimistic3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that way to late
@matidercole3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of my favourite George M series
@rafaelz62113 жыл бұрын
George’s viewers just abuse hamsters
@justarandombloke99893 жыл бұрын
As a 4 year old I used my shit as chalk to draw on the bathroom walls
@samhodge61623 жыл бұрын
“There’s something wrong with you lot” Speak for yourself 😅
@ecalle86383 жыл бұрын
Very cool video George keep up the good work
@troylipscombe83013 жыл бұрын
Some of these are really funny and some are really concerning there is no in between 😂😂
@commentingoneveryvideoisee693 жыл бұрын
GORGE SAID POGGERS OMG GORGE SAID POGGERS
@calcumalations12353 жыл бұрын
2:51 Guys this is proof nobody can be perfect
@thegrandking85693 жыл бұрын
Idk what to say so i hope you all have a good day/afternoon/night
@AlphaFlare3 жыл бұрын
can't stop thinking about the damn hamster. It's funny for some reason
@violettuckey5927 Жыл бұрын
i have also only recently found the eboys, absolutely devo that i'm too late to the party
@bruh-kq5jt3 жыл бұрын
Cant believe seven made it into a memeulous video(I'm one of the boys)
@jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa31173 жыл бұрын
His glasses looked extra shiny in the thumb nail
@S.O.Sstateofstupor3 жыл бұрын
The day he reveals his identity it will be bigger than anything ever on history ppl in 2099 will Learn history of meamulous 🤣
@srirachanoodles69143 жыл бұрын
He’s already revealed his identity Do you mean face?
@S.O.Sstateofstupor3 жыл бұрын
@@srirachanoodles6914 yh 😂
@makemyearfquake3 жыл бұрын
Wee woo wee woo grammar police have arrived
@_Biscuitbear3 жыл бұрын
Who meamulous?
@makemyearfquake3 жыл бұрын
@@_Biscuitbear yeah who he?
@morganislikeomg3 жыл бұрын
the spatula wedding is better then the royal wedding
@gilly7343 жыл бұрын
The Boys vs The Eboys What do you think?
@sukkzyy80243 жыл бұрын
I bite kit kat without breaking it
@frownieclownie3 жыл бұрын
These kinda videos get me wanting to confess some things myself 😳
@GadoGD3 жыл бұрын
I stole a sweet out of the poundland pick and mix 😤😎
@AverateFN3 жыл бұрын
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive.*
@spookyhectic25143 жыл бұрын
Oh god you monster
@TheJedo3 жыл бұрын
4:17 that editing really did fit the topic, well done.
@mxsstyy99953 жыл бұрын
Petition for George to make an onlyfans 😂🙋♂️
@mathew.o49672 жыл бұрын
I would believe a teenager saying ,,I’m an arsonist” more than ,,I almost killed someone”
@easyred43 жыл бұрын
epic
@tomspencer14713 жыл бұрын
Epic
@dlcameron3 жыл бұрын
epic
@easyred43 жыл бұрын
@@tomspencer1471 epic
@QueenBee111.3 жыл бұрын
Epic
@Foopthepoop3 жыл бұрын
Epic
@talanlowien88273 жыл бұрын
Confession: My nan died George: well that’s not very poggers
@bananaboi90672 жыл бұрын
Your smile looks nice today George.
@therealshari1 Жыл бұрын
it always does
@The_big_prooooo2 жыл бұрын
I love how all of britian just agrees to watch downtown abbey
@sweetpea95553 жыл бұрын
*petition for George to change his channel name back*
@richynero3 жыл бұрын
me listerning to poundland boys at 3am
@theduckarmy15603 жыл бұрын
My confessions: I once pretended i felt a bit sick halfway through a funeral so i could leave because i was bored. Also, this one time i accidentally killed a Small rabbit because i ran it over with my bike and i didn't want to get in trouble so i chucked it into the canal nearby. I was 8.
@Dord693 жыл бұрын
2:28 same
@bobo70p753 жыл бұрын
No views
@The31st3 жыл бұрын
That isn't how pneumonia works
@Daniel-xt5zk3 жыл бұрын
love ur energy george
@fatgamer9193 жыл бұрын
Maybe just maybe all of these account making some very werid replies are just George confessing on alts
@billiewilly4013 жыл бұрын
i know how annoying self promoters are so I'm just gonna get straight to the point 😔 me and my freind are racing to 500 subscribers he's so close (48 away) and I'm quite far off, if any of you guys can help me and subscribe to my channel I would really appreciate it💞, sorry to anyone I annoyed, I hope everyone is staying safe during this pandemic💯
@russiagear92123 жыл бұрын
@@billiewilly401 bro, stop
@exquisitecorpse__3 жыл бұрын
Just realised i have the same exact sunglasses as George