Beating Skyrim™ by doing nothing

[@SniperJoe64]

“Observe, as Nazeem goes to the cloud district” i can’t stop laughing

[@KamikazeCommie501]

Most I laughed from a KZbin video in a long time lol I'm still laughing

[@Katamaricilla]

It literally made me laugh out loud and wake up my cat it was hilarious

[@clairemichelon2784]

same here, this is the funniest thing I have heard in a while !!

[@styledkhaoz7999]

Between that and throwing Lydia into battle like a pokemon. Had me roaring

[@jenneral_jr9610]

Laughed so much i checked the comments to see if anyone else did.

[@gargles5270]

all of his “doing nothing” was him building up energy for that singular punch. truly the best sidekick for lydia

[@skeelachan7586]

he was edging it

[@rituEllie]

The "in typical skyrim fashion, with no rhyme or reason, it just unfucks itself" got me 💀

[@ameisweirdx]

Waiting is truly the skyrim version of turning it off and on again.

[@TheNinthLord]

The bug is that the tutorial npc was in mortal kombat and waiting caused him to warp.

[@engelostermann7203]

I was playing Skyrim yesterday and experienced that glitch. I waited for several in-game hours, went in and out of the cave, and even reloaded a previous save. I just decided to move on from the cave and the quest suddenly completed. It was weird.

[@Jerkfaceman]

@@engelostermann7203 Little late, but the reason it unfucked itself in your case was because there's a trigger in a circle outside the cave that completes the quest when you cross it.

[@Rennat456]

The return of Lydia when all seemed lost is something not even the best writers could create truly amazing

[@szeth5287]

Lydia I choose you

[@ID-nvm]

truly stupendous

[@Murdo2112]

I thought that would be my favourite moment, until I saw that "good job" brat get telekinesified.

[@jarrod752]

Truly the perfect wife!

[@szeth5287]

@@jarrod752 who else would help with the boethias calling quest? Truly the only option

[@Gnostics-Gnightmare]

By doing nothing? So a Greybeard playthrough

[@therealbestguest]

Ooof. I mean he looks like a greybeard and is about as useful as them. Bet they don't know telekinesis though!

[@DieLuftwaffel]

Should have tried recruiting the Greybeards to see what they could do in a fight.

[@josh.8104]

@@DieLuftwaffel I'm giggling at this idea tbh

[@Js7736]

Greybeard lol. A whole playthrough with only screaming hahaha

[@nebulouscat2210]

​@@DieLuftwaffel so with the ordinator perk overhaul there is an illusion perk at max called dream thrall and you can actually use this to make a grey beard into a permanent essential follower, they punch everything and shout basically infinitely, freezing, burning, knocking over everything constantly, it's pretty great actually.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Never have I seen before such perfect character creation. This mans face softly tells "I don't do anything, ever". It is captivating.

[@CellGames2006]

The man's poise and stoicity amidst of all these violent people is inspiring.

[@Seawolf.Gaming]

"I tried to pickpocket him aswell, but instead of sticking my fingers into his pocket they accidentally slip into his ass" This one line had me uncontrollably laughing

[@tynytian]

It was Faendal dying twice that got me.

[@AlexGorskov]

Haha yea, this!

[@perkitaseaman3290]

So you molested Lucan valerius I think he enjoyed it

[@ihavenoclue9756]

I was so glad this comment wasn't a spoiler haha

[@jarrod752]

So technically he did 2 things.

[@GrismarPicklemelt]

23:07 I love how the guard doesn't even react to getting rushed by the dragon. Bro just looks up and accepts his fate.

[@ryanblack7581]

Nazeem has kissed the bliss of the cloud district. He has ascended. Truly wonderful

[@therealbestguest]

Our lord Nazeem. Herald of the clouds.

[@MP-vf8qz]

Lol kissed the balls of the cloud district.

[@wonderrob3225]

I was a wolf man and i got the vampire companion , but also aella the huntress . I couldnt decide... I was in a werewolf, vampire love triangle. Skyrim had generated that corny movie "Twilight"

[@PsychoticWolfie]

@@MP-vf8qz Lol you read that too??

[@Ace_Opal]

@@MP-vf8qz that’s how I read it too lmao

[@SynisterJeff]

"Todd programmed him incorrectly as a joke." I got that Kung Pow reference haha

[@flabbergasted6231]

He is now one punch man. The elderly dragonborn that had such a strong punch it killed the world eater dragon in one hit.

[@Lonkshi21]

"you have come, you have come-" "Indeed, i have COME"

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Liking for Hilde shedding her pitiful mortal coil and ascending into a mighty ghost warrior spirit.

[@therealbestguest]

Hilde is absolutely cursed. 😂

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

@@therealbestguest Utterly cursed as fuck. Also keep up the good work, your sense of humor reminds me of SpiffingBrit, and it's fun.

[@jonahwilhelm8409]

I've watched many great skyrim videos in the last 11 years. This one though... not sure if anything will top it. Truly a masterpiece. Well done my good sir.

[@noowwwi]

Okay the part where you threw Lydia into battle with telekinesis definitely got me because that's something that we actually need in TES VI

[@LinuxPlayer9]

We need it in every elder scrolls game

[@thechappist]

I just need that in real life. That way I could help people who can't figure out how to cross the street. Thats all I'd use that power for.

[@thevibe1070]

There is actually a way to do that in vanilla skyrim. By using the vampire lord version of telekinesis while transforming back somehow.

[@thevibe1070]

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[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

You can do this in Skyrim to a limited extent. Become a Vampire Lord and have the Vampiric Grip power. You can now ragdoll most enemies and shoot them across short distances. My favorite trick is summoning Daedra and launching them over castle walls afterwards.

[@monny_qq]

Genuinely one of the best skyrim videos i’ve ever seen! I laughed throughout the whole thing like a complete idiot… thanks man, i really needed it :)) Underrated channel!

[@qworty]

The telekinesis spell had my laughing so hard.

[@coreysayre1376]

This might be the single greatest Skyrim video of all time. Haven't laughed this much in months. Well done dude!

[@lend5201]

You nailed the character creation 👏

[@GenixgoldZ]

Was is Racemenu as it looked so well made those sliders though!

[@jarrod752]

Right. It's so _grandpa had a stroke_ it's perfect!

[@ssweet_p]

i am begging you to make more Skyrim videos. your commentary is by far the funniest ive literally ever seen

[@AlwaysEast]

Laughed a lot watching this. Had to pause now and then to breathe. Funny stuff, great vid.

[@SharBeing]

Ditto!

[@AlexGorskov]

Ditttooo

[@Masterofchodes]

There were a lot of funny moments but once he started using telekinesis to launch everyone around i laughed harder than i have at a YT video in literal years

[@kylefratini2833]

How unfortunate that Alduin is a protected npc. Flashbacks of ymfah's pacifist run follow suit.

[@DoctyrEvil]

The Todd was wise to include a golden miniskirt in his masterpiece. All hail the Todd.

[@therealbestguest]

Todd the Godd knows what's up.

[@SnowRevol54]

sadly Todd forgot the golden and black leather skirts. they were others actions to turn bandits into male sluts.

[@JoJoRogain]

A busty Lydia in the former General Tullius' armor has no equal, except for pale skinny Underworld Serana in her skimpy Forsworn witch costume. It feels like the chest will rip and turn Lydia into a sexier Wonder Woman

[@evelynbeverley2277]

I love that golden armor and - like many I presume - I super enchanted it and gave it to Lydia, whose classic mesomorph body form does it proud.

[@baird5682]

Fun fact. The dreamer also known as God Head is actuall Todd Head.

[@herorisk]

failed run: 1:33 [walks] 1:40 [runs] 1:44 [sneaks] 1:53 [goes outside] 2:00 [waits] 2:10 [activates stone] 2:20 [snitches] 2:25 [talks] 2:35 [pick pockets] 2:44 [recrutes] 2:55 [ trades armour] 3:06 [takes everything he owns] 3:35 [reverse cucks] 3:41 [stands there silently] 4:00 [parts ways] 4:12 [waits] 4:20 [watches on] 4:47 [loots stone] 4:56 [gives stone] 5:20 [recruits] 5:42 [recruits child] 5:57 [recruits homeless man] 6:25 [becomes dragon born] 7:18 [reads] 7:30 [releases child] 7:34 [shits pants or possibly pant] 7:50 [goes to tavern] 8:07 [gets mugged by thugs] 8:30 [pilgrims] 8:46 [gets disrespected] 9:12 [watches] 9:22 [heals] 9:28 [heals] 10:00 [gets distracted] 10:08 [safety traverses mountain] 10:25 [climbs mountain] 10:50 [gets soul] 11:06 [heals] 10:10 [dies] 11:17 [rides] 12:08 [returns] 13:01 [crafts] - 13:50 ]] 14:30 [gets in place] 14:52 [travels to riften] 15:40 [bathes and baptises man] 15:56 [discusses] 16:36 [appropriation] 16:51 [ritual] 17:13 [get distracted] 17:23 [meets dude or something] 17:30 [throws goat] 18:22 [dies] 18:30 [sleeps] 19:19 [lures dumb dumb] 19:30 [uses brain] 19:55 [phycosis] 20:27 [button] 20:50 [scrolls] 21:53 [hatches plan] 22:07 [abuses small child] 24:37 [bamboozles] 26:00 [punches dragon to death]

[@EinFelsbrocken]

"I stand there extremely." Im crying, man.

[@Nixicated]

I just found this absolute gem of a video! The concept, the character you created, your tone of voice... It was perfect! 😘👌 Thank you for making my day so much better! 😄

[@Neosinder2]

This video was outstanding. How do you not have more subscribers?

[@jovalleau]

He has more subscribers on his other channel, The Spiffing Brit. 😆

[@KamikazeCommie501]

​@@jovalleau This is an Australian, m8

[@Torencresent]

@@KamikazeCommie501 whoosh

[@KamikazeCommie501]

@@Torencresent What is the Spiffing Brit an Australian too? I don't get it sorry

[@jovalleau]

@@KamikazeCommie501 Really just that the presentation is very similar to that of The Spiffing Brit.

[@brandonaumiller3997]

Title: Beat Skyrim by doing nothing Video: Beats Skyrim by turning medival peasants and local guards into a dragon killing battalion, mastering the alchemical and eldritch arts to create an unstoppable golden knight as your bodyguard, gaining entrance to the Hall of Valor by tricking the mighty Tsun into trapping himself in the Skyrim equivalent of the River Styx, only to have him fight at your side before killing Alduin in a single punch. Homie, you didn’t do nothing, you just role-played as a cunning leader only willing to lift a finger if the task at hand cannot be conceivably accomplished by one of your many servants. You did EXACTLY what Todd wanted you to do and that is the tragic twist of this video.

[@ayyjsanders9319]

The "observe, nazeem goes to the cloud district" got me. More vids like this 👌

[@SkeleDrook]

They way that i HOLLERED when you started throwing lydia around I couldnt breathe for a moment. THANK YOU for making this video.

[@JCDenton2000]

This deserves way more views. Truly a masterpiece lol.

[@keashaneverts4452]

"I installed ONE Mod What tf" Skyrim modding in general.

[@eatatjoecs]

This video made me laugh more than any other Skyrim video on KZbin. The commentary is hilarious and it is eerily similar to my current playthrough, entirely by accident. I accidentally made a setup in which my overpowered companions kill pretty much anything before I even get to it. I got a ring that increases smithing by 999,999%, and I improved my companion's gear to the millions. I walk into an area, and my murderous companions slaughter everything while I stand there... When I saw this video it hit home :)

[@therealbestguest]

Ah yes, the hide bracers with [phone]% one handed damage. Godmode.

[@stancarlson2992]

I haven't done much on my newest playthrough besides make myself God like and become a hybrid or in this game a dragonborn/human/werewolf/vampire lord. I have Serana and Lydia as followers. Well, technically Lydia is a follower and Serana is "following" (can't trade trade things with her or have her do something) but she is here since I stopped the soul carin mission to be a hybrid Anyways.... Yeah, those two kill everyone and I just pickshit up and watch them lol. This video was awesomely funny by the way 👍

[@ladyalicent705]

This video gives off the same energy as UberDanger’s ‘Spore pacifist run’ and I fucking love it

[@ayyjsanders9319]

Everytime the, "I will do nothing" with the close up of that mug is priceless. U say u didn't expect this vid to do so well, well my friend, I have news.... Ur gifted in comedy and presentation, should see about a career where it can apply. Mad props man had me rolling 😂

[@stevenbarclay8159]

I've literally been playing skyrim for years and got back into it again.. this had me in tears of laughter. Honestly, thank you so much for a brilliant video 🤣

[@smijaq5882]

Thanks KZbin for recommending me this masterpiece

[@jamesmagoo314]

This was incredibly funny and entertaining! It was way better than many comedy shows and stand ups I have watched! Thank you.

[@zephyr-na]

Most hilarious Skyrim video I've seen in a while! Keep it up my man

[@wod5203]

Seriously, this is the best Skyrim adventure I've ever viewed on YT! Fookin' brilliant!!

[@killwind]

Absolutely incredible commentary.

[@keve560]

Imagine this as a movie tho. The old man who hasn't done anything comes in clutch to save the world

[@Irisverse]

That's just King from One Punch Man

[@Fartyinga]

15:23 Yanking Lydia around like that had me howling

[@ilarik4757]

...this is actually my favourite KZbin video. Ever. I wheeze laugh every time.

[@HandlesAreShrakh]

this is some high tier content man crazy you have so few subs

[@timdoyle3436]

Plot twist, this was what Todd wanted all along. You were merely a test subject to refine the game and make sure Skyrim could play Skyrim.

[@the_hecaton]

4 minutes in and it turns out that doing nothing is fun, it's the principle on which I based my own life though...

[@therealbestguest]

Now if only doing nothing irl were somehow profitable. 🤔

[@connivingkhajiit]

That's called being a politician haha

[@tfwnoyandere]

or a cop

[@seancady4570]

I’ve been blessed with your voice as my eternal internal monologue and now I feel very strong compulsions to be eloquently ridiculous

[@GenixgoldZ]

Nazeem dies everytime I start a new game as he disapears in the Cloud

[@LeffHynebridge]

This might be the greatest Skyrim play through of all time

[@Arronic]

As a modder I seen this too funny to witness Like you're totally right You actually didn't do anything 🤣🤣

[@TheRogueThunder]

This is the Skyrim content I didn’t know I’ve always wanted

[@DJShamtown]

You had me at recruited at Nazeem. S Tier content.

[@durum8656]

This is the type of videos I want KZbin to recommend me, thank you

[@Bsliggs]

Being an avid follower of the stoic philosophy, I highly approve of this play through. I also like when Nazeem go WHOOOSH

[@Mel-yj2ns]

This video is awesome. Your channel is criminally underrated

[@ericb3157]

oh, i heard somewhere that IF your character is a High Elf, you can put on some Thalmor Robes or Thalmor armor and they won't realize you don't belong there!

[@ZackSeifMusic]

I was having a pretty rough week and this cheered me up immensely. Many thanks for your service.

[@boneysnetwork]

I saw this randomly on Steam, watched the entire video and you did not disappoint. This is peak cinema.

[@King_Dmin]

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a video as I do when I watch your videos. Happy to have found you!

[@Mayolaise]

You know, you could have saved that Whiterun Guard from that dragon if you did something. You monster.

[@sommerjared]

"Lydia I choose you" hahahaha I haven't laughed this hard since your last video 😂 so good

[@digletification]

that is so not fair... at the very end, when you were so close.. todd howard snatched it from you. :(

[@kommissarantilus3742]

0:21 i don't sleep on my door so i'll be fine i guess

[@johnprager662]

Max difficulty making followers OP is also in Oblivion. Summoning a nigh unbeatable clannfear is pretty much the only way to get through Oblivion on max difficulty because it's 36x stronger than you could ever be.

[@dmitriy9053]

Do you really fight in Oblivion? I always used invisibility to pass through it, plus opening spell. No fighting.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@dmitriy9053 Invisibility? Chameleon lets you interact while being invisible

[@dmitriy9053]

@@hazeltree7738 That is too much, almost like God mode if you enchant 100% chameleon. If you use spell it costs too much mana and requires high level of skill, invisibility is enough for Oblivion gates.

[@silverlilly3276]

Hilda shedding her mortal flesh as she t-poses away will never not be funny

[@hei6406]

I hope this blows up, great job on the video!

[@majormartintibor]

Partysnacks, that''s how the dragon is called.

[@keithginn6529]

The algorithm did me a solid with this video.

[@tujgamelol2657]

I'm going to binge all your content over the next couple days, loving everything I've seen so far

[@umars5827]

Subscribed in the first 10 seconds of watching this video, love this type of content and editing

[@ophis181]

This video was probably the funniest one I'd seen on Skyrim. I love this stoic, phlegmatic narrative

[@nemesis_97rtx37]

Laughted so hard that even cryed..your comment on nazeem was epic..almost died from laughs:)

[@Shoulderlean321]

Going into my “favorites” playlist, cause this was so solid not even protons could pass through its mass

[@cozmothemagician7243]

LMFAO Nazeem in the clouds. Thank you for that if nothing else.

[@SergeyPupkoMusic]

Seeing Nazeem board air Skyrim and take to the skies cured my depression.

[@homerlanza]

I’m so glad I found this channel this early. I laughed so much. It’s gonna be a joy watching this channel grow.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

Why is this video and this channel so under appreciated? I just found it and it's become one of my favourites

[@DadsND]

Currently been on the toilet for 22 minutes and 47 seconds. Might as well ride this out. Quality content

[@EnclaveSgt]

are you still on the toilet?

[@hazeltree7738]

@@EnclaveSgt He can't escape at this point

[@EnclaveSgt]

@@hazeltree7738 I was thinking that might happen

[@mrjones2721]

7:32 killed me. Red-faced wheeze-laughing until I coughed.

[@Yelsuk]

I have never played skyrim, half of the time I don't even know what's going on. Still, I really liked the video, great work with the commentary and editing

[@therealbestguest]

Thank you! I think if you were to mute the whole video it just becomes like a glitch reel. Its good to see you back :)

[@eF_HAVoc]

This is the funniest commentary I have ever heard. I've never laughed so hard watching someone play Skyrim. You just earned yourself a returning subscriber 😂❤

[@aidynsnail2478]

This is amazing, I even had to take breaks to catch my breath from laughing so much

[@Dimitri0465]

Nice to see where it all started! :) +1 Interaction Point

[@IRussian007]

"Playing it on your death bed's heart rate monitor". By the nine, this video is divine.

[@YOOPER420]

16:14 The few minutes before and after this point all gelled for me...the combination of tossing people about, the jokes, and the slow upward pan into his face made me lose it. I laughed so hard I thought I was having a heart attack. I was crying like a baby. I nearly sh*t my pants. I lost nearly all control I was laughing so hard, so continuously. Damn, that kind of laughter doesn't come often, but it's glorious. Curse you, Best Guest, and bless you as well.

[@GenixgoldZ]

This is very entertaining I love the way you narate its very funny! Lydia does everything by being yeeted 🤣

[@amonynous9041]

this is an allegory of my life, I just do nothing and life plays itself

[@alectrent4299]

I already watched this more times than I've finished skyrim.

[@zigzagintrusion]

This showed up in my recommendations and wow this guy is hilarious

[@НиколаТрифуновић-с2и]

15:51 that unexpected farengar impression made me laugh so damn hard

[@MisunderstoodProphet]

the commentary on this video is pure gold

[@mancamiatipoola]

Absolutely beautiful. 10/10 would watch again while doing nothing. This is the most inspiring playthrough of Skyrim i have ever seen. I would give you "Frantic applause" but then i would be doing something and i am inspired to do nothing. I commend you for trying to do nothing, sir. And even though you had to to throw one punch you are still a geriatric hero of nothingness... In like manner i will press the like button, but do nothing else. Here is to doing nothing!

[@natelastname5472]

bro this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a long time. how do you not have more views?

[@ayyjsanders9319]

How did I miss the, "local neighborhood watch" statement the literal tens of times I've watched this and commented lol. This video man I swear

[@neoqwerty]

You completed the UK trifecta I was looking for when I found Micky D and then The Laughing Simon. You're part of my personal Bethesda Tribunal now.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

I haven’t genuinely laughed in months. Thank you so much.

[@hungryoldman]

I hope you never laugh with that name Jk I'm joking

[@diteamiciedentrate]

I've always knew Lydia is the best! Now I want that armour though...

[@camsheet4649]

This video was absolutely hilarious and all of the effort was absolutely worth it. Thank you.

[@ooooBrianGriffinoooo]

That was a great lazy through, didn't know the companions were actually useful